#Hebrew classes

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Ulpán de Ofer

🇪🇸 El Ulpán de Ofer, lanzado el 17 de abril de 2020, ofrece clases de hebreo moderno en línea con horarios flexibles adaptados a las necesidades del alumno. Las clases se imparten por horas a través de una plataforma virtual y los estudiantes pueden consultar dudas por WhatsApp. Próximamente, habrá videoconferencias grupales para practicar el idioma en un ambiente similar a una "cafetería" virtual. Además, se ofrece la posibilidad de obtener un certificado de estudios avalado por una institución judía sin coste adicional. Hay cursos especializados para niños y olím, y las clases están disponibles hasta las 10 p.m. hora española.

🇺🇸 Ofer's Ulpan, launched on April 17, 2020, offers online modern Hebrew classes with flexible schedules tailored to the student's needs. Classes are conducted hourly through a virtual platform, and students can ask questions via WhatsApp. Soon, group video conferences will be available for practicing the language in a virtual "café" environment. Additionally, students can request a free study certificate accredited by a Jewish institution. Specialized courses are available for children and olim, and classes are offered until 10 p.m. Spanish time.

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Join Hebrew classes online 

Get Hebrew classes Online offer an accessible and effective way for learners to engage with the rich language and culture of Hebrew. Tailored for various proficiency levels, these classes provide a comprehensive learning experience through virtual platforms. Structured modules cover essential language components such as grammar, vocabulary, pronunciation, and script. Interactive lessons, multimedia resources, and real-time communication with instructors enhance the online learning experience. Whether for beginners starting with the basics or advanced learners refining their language skills, online Hebrew classes cater to diverse needs. 

[shalom-iamcominghome]

List of classes I'm taking just for judaism:

Intro to judaism

Intro to judaism (this one's different, I promise (also it's upcoming))

Hebrew and yet another ITJ

Miscellaneous jewish topics

Help 😭

[asinglesock]

rip biblical prophet Jonah you would've loved weighted blankets

rip Jonah you would've loved life jackets

rip Jonah you would've hated seaworld

rip Jonah you would've loved confessional poetry

rip Jonah you would've loved air conditioner

rip Jonah you would've loved greenhouses

rip Jonah you would've loved AITA posts

[ofshivelight]

my rabbi: this is really irreverent but you know what would be really funny. if the messiah finally came and they looked exactly like jesus

[autistic-katara]

just remembered my s1 drama class made us watch the boy in the striped pyjamas and act out scenes from it what the actual fuck was that about

[bmpmp3]

actually speaking of my name, dara, its like fun because it is just 2 very simple syllables so its in all kinds of languages all across the world as a name and as a word. and like. okay usually it means something super nice like super wise or like a gift or like a leader or awesome tree or awesome pearl or rich or fortunate or whatever, stuff like that. so lemme tell you how awesome it was when i found out in some dialects of japanese it means idiot <3

[gay-jewish-bucky]

Jews: Judaism is about more than just the conflict or the shoah

Jewish studies departments planning their courses:

I say this with love, but i'm begging the profs to propose courses on other topics please and thank u

[haleviyah]

On this episode of: “Oh, So that’s how screwed we are!”

“Satanic” Edge-Lord: I wonder what the original [Matthew 7:12], Yiddish scripture meant. This is all translated so wrongly.

Me: It's Leviticus 19 and it was written in HEBREW. Yiddish ([a] "bridge" language of German and Hebrew) was created centuries after the expulsion of Ashkenazi Jews from Judea.

“Satanic” Edge-Lord: I thought Yiddish came before Hebrew? Interesting.

Me: [Externally patient] No…

Also me:

[divine0]

[autisticdoomslayer]

the jewish experience of wanting to slap your ancestors because what do you mean you don't write the vowels???

[thepringlesofblood]

aziraphale being shit at lying but getting away with everything anyway makes so much more sense during the fucking hilarious ass bildad the shuhite scene where gabriel not only doesn't give a shit but doesn't think it's possible for anyone to lie to him. like. i got it before but now i get it get it. the whole job extended flashback storyline is just so perfect.

[shalom-iamcominghome]

I love the people running the Hebrew class because I was telling them about the conversion class that's starting this Thursday and our Hebrew class is that day at that time and they were talking about moving the class time and that I'm their best and most consistent student and maybe they're flattering me but

[goodplace-janet]

speaking of college majors and things we would have done differently - a friend of mine in this study abroad program is majoring in spanish and portuguese, minoring in arabic through this program, and was considering another minor in german at one point. THAT'S what i should have done

[nonstandardrepertoire]

hi all! do you ever find yourself wishing you knew more about the grammar of Hebrew liturgy? have you ever wondered what a non-binary grammatical gender in Hebrew might look like? do you just desperately need to come up with an excuse to get out of evening commitments on three specific Wednesdays in March? well boy howdy, do i have a class for you!

next month, i'll be teaching a three-session crash course on liturgical Hebrew grammar, including the nonbinary system i've been using in my siddur. classes are online and sliding scale, with no one turned away for lack of funds. it would be rad to see some of you fine people there!