#Hebrew classes

[sefaradweb]

Ulpán de Ofer

🇪🇸 El Ulpán de Ofer, lanzado el 17 de abril de 2020, ofrece clases de hebreo moderno en línea con horarios flexibles adaptados a las necesidades del alumno. Las clases se imparten por horas a través de una plataforma virtual y los estudiantes pueden consultar dudas por WhatsApp. Próximamente, habrá videoconferencias grupales para practicar el idioma en un ambiente similar a una "cafetería" virtual. Además, se ofrece la posibilidad de obtener un certificado de estudios avalado por una institución judía sin coste adicional. Hay cursos especializados para niños y olím, y las clases están disponibles hasta las 10 p.m. hora española.

🇺🇸 Ofer's Ulpan, launched on April 17, 2020, offers online modern Hebrew classes with flexible schedules tailored to the student's needs. Classes are conducted hourly through a virtual platform, and students can ask questions via WhatsApp. Soon, group video conferences will be available for practicing the language in a virtual "café" environment. Additionally, students can request a free study certificate accredited by a Jewish institution. Specialized courses are available for children and olim, and classes are offered until 10 p.m. Spanish time.

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Join Hebrew classes online 

Get Hebrew classes Online offer an accessible and effective way for learners to engage with the rich language and culture of Hebrew. Tailored for various proficiency levels, these classes provide a comprehensive learning experience through virtual platforms. Structured modules cover essential language components such as grammar, vocabulary, pronunciation, and script. Interactive lessons, multimedia resources, and real-time communication with instructors enhance the online learning experience. Whether for beginners starting with the basics or advanced learners refining their language skills, online Hebrew classes cater to diverse needs. 

[shalom-iamcominghome]

List of classes I'm taking just for judaism:

Intro to judaism

Intro to judaism (this one's different, I promise (also it's upcoming))

Hebrew and yet another ITJ

Miscellaneous jewish topics

Help 😭

[asinglesock]

rip biblical prophet Jonah you would've loved weighted blankets

rip Jonah you would've loved life jackets

rip Jonah you would've hated seaworld

rip Jonah you would've loved confessional poetry

rip Jonah you would've loved air conditioner

rip Jonah you would've loved greenhouses

rip Jonah you would've loved AITA posts

[ofshivelight]

my rabbi: this is really irreverent but you know what would be really funny. if the messiah finally came and they looked exactly like jesus

[autistic-katara]

just remembered my s1 drama class made us watch the boy in the striped pyjamas and act out scenes from it what the actual fuck was that about

[coquelicoq]

good morning can i show you guys the christmas card my little sister wrote me in french (she does not know any french)

joyeux Noël, j'espère que vous comprenez ce que je dis compte tenu de la fiabilité de Google Translate. Jespère qu'à l'avenir nous voir plus de deux fois par an. Je ne sais pas vraiment quoi dire d'autre, alors joyeux Noël et j'espère que papa t'a offert. Profitez également des autres choses que je mets sur la carte au lieu de vous ècrire un essai complet.

and then she wrote me a little crossword and a "connect the language to its way of saying 'merry christmas'" game 😭

[bmpmp3]

actually speaking of my name, dara, its like fun because it is just 2 very simple syllables so its in all kinds of languages all across the world as a name and as a word. and like. okay usually it means something super nice like super wise or like a gift or like a leader or awesome tree or awesome pearl or rich or fortunate or whatever, stuff like that. so lemme tell you how awesome it was when i found out in some dialects of japanese it means idiot <3

[piedoesnotequalpi]

The thing about being a Hebrew school teacher is sometimes you have to send out emails with the subject line "shabbat camel - PLEASE READ"

[autisticdoomslayer]

the jewish experience of wanting to slap your ancestors because what do you mean you don't write the vowels???

[haleviyah]

On this episode of: “Oh, So that’s how screwed we are!”

“Satanic” Edge-Lord: I wonder what the original [Matthew 7:12], Yiddish scripture meant. This is all translated so wrongly.

Me: It's Leviticus 19 and it was written in HEBREW. Yiddish ([a] "bridge" language of German and Hebrew) was created centuries after the expulsion of Ashkenazi Jews from Judea.

“Satanic” Edge-Lord: I thought Yiddish came before Hebrew? Interesting.

Me: [Externally patient] No…

Also me:

[vamptastic]

got sidetracked on a tangent in class and this girl decided the best way to deal with it was to deliver a long rant about how everybody needs a chance to talk instead of like. Actually saying something to me directly. Which the professor then told her not to do again. And then told us to talk to each other after class where, to be very uncharitable, it became clear she thinks I am literally the dumbest person alive and have no idea that other people may find me annoying or that I may have a hard time with group discussion. To be more charitable apparently people in the back were talking shit about me for arguing in class a lot, and she was apparently also annoyed at them and trying to talk to me on their behalf. Just sort of baffled as to why a public lecture seemed the best way to do that, especially if it's apparently been happening for multiple classes. Idk man, do not appreciate being made a spectacle of nor do I understand why she would think I'm like, totally unaware of how I come off and need to have it explained to me like a 12 year old. Does it ever occur to people that maybe I'm annoying accidentally and not because I don't understand that being annoying is bad or what being annoying looks like.

[shalom-iamcominghome]

I love the people running the Hebrew class because I was telling them about the conversion class that's starting this Thursday and our Hebrew class is that day at that time and they were talking about moving the class time and that I'm their best and most consistent student and maybe they're flattering me but

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

I think one of my least favorite things ever are language barriers. I'm so incredibly bad at learning new languages. I've tried again and again and it's like my brain just doesn't keep it, no matter how much I practice. And when I'm talking to someone who's first language isn't english, and I don't understand something they're saying? It frustrates me so much because like I WANT TO TALK TO THIS PERSON SO BAD I WISH WE COULD JUST TELEPATHICALLY COMMUNICATE OR SOMETHING.

I feel so bad being like "ah sorry could you rephrase that? I don't understand," because they're already doing so much better than I could with learning a new language- and I don't want them to think I'm annoyed with them.

It's just such a frustrating experience it's like talking to someone through thick glass and I hate it!!! I love talking to people!!! I love it so much!! I wish it wasn't so hard for us to communicate!!!

[presidentdisastraofgallifrey]

Like sure I’ve written some really atrocious fic in my time, but at least I’m capable of writing well if I actually try and edit. When I’m drawing it’s like suddenly I’ve never seen a shape before, much less a body