#Headcanon [Male Kin]

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Hell priest! Reader

Someone requested: How would the Stone Ocean crew react to a Hell priest! demon! Reader that's currently taking human form with a 1970s look? Reader has eyes like Risotto that are almost always hidden by their shades. They usually have a chill hippie persona. When they get serious, they drop that persona entirely to reveal an ability to summon chains to drag an enemy to Hell.Reader usually: Yo! Wassup dudes!(When Reader confronts Pucci)

Pucci: You heathen! Do you understand how much pain I went through to achieve Heaven?

Reader: *Takes off their sunglasses to reveal their eyes as chains begin to surround them* Pain? How dare you use that word. What you think of as pain is merely a shadow. Pain has a face, allow me to show it to you. I... am... pain!

(I accidentally deleted the draft, but I copied the request so I can finish. This will not follow the timeline.)

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So, how did Reader end up on Earth? Well, Hell is always waiting for new souls, but some people are so bad that waiting for them to die is not an option as they would being more harm before they finally die. So, Hell send demons to Earth in order to drag these souls down below before they can do anymore harm. Reader is one of these demons and has been on Earth since 1970. Now, it's 2011 and Reader has made his way to Green Dolphin Street Prison, and he has a list he intended to cross names off of.

🦋Jolyne Kujo🦋

🦋 She only sees you in the confession both when Pucci isn't around

🦋 She only notices you when you help her and Ermes

🦋 Once Jotaro gets put in danger, she goes to you because she thinks you're a stand user

🦋 Your chill personality in the face of almost dying kind of worries her

🦋 When you reference things from the 70s, she just thinks that you're telling stories from your parents, especially when you mention seeing demons with Acid

🦋 The bright colors of your clothes kind of blind her, but she likes howyou blend the styles of the 70s and being a priest

🦋 Wonders about your perpetual sunglasses

🦋 your attitude and perpetual sunglasses keep her on age around you

🦋 Is confused when you never give a straight answer if she asks you how old you are

Jolyne "So, how old are you?" Reader "Much older than you." Jolyne "Do understand how little that narrows it down?"

🦋 Yeah, she is the most trusting over you, which is really low

🦋 When someone punches you and your sunglasses fall off to reaval your crazy eyes, she becomes more paranoid around you

🦋 She is asks if it's anything stand or Dio related, and is shocked when you say no

🦋 When you explain that you're a demon, she laughs in your face

🦋 You already look and this only confirmed that in her mind that you're a crazy guy

🦋 Asks you to help protect her from Anasui and is happy when you threatened him

🦋 She starts to notice a few things about your appearance

🦋 She sees the necklace you where is an upside down pentagram, the "rosary beads" you use are a deep black color, and just things that look very much un priest like

🦋 But, you talk like a priest and can inspire people in a way only a priest can

🦋 Over all, you put her on edge with how calm you are about everything

🦋 During the Sports Maxx incident, she realizes you weren't joking about being a demon

🦋 Now, she has so many questions and is more freaked out because you're a real demon on Earth

🦋 When she asks you about your job and you tell her your origin, she starts to get a bit nervous

🦋 Once she gets told you aren't here for her, she calms down a bit

🦋 She promises to help you complete your list if you help her defeat Pucci and save her dad

🦋 Your chil demeanor in the face of danger now makes more sense to her, but you still freak her out

🦋 Tries to keep you calm if other prisoners or any of the guards try to annoy or fight you

🦋 Asks you about what Hell and Lucifer are really like

🦋 Acts like a feisty younger sister to you sometimes

🦋 Is thankful you'll be there to help with her daddy issues

🦋 When you all reach the final battle with Pucci, she notices how much more violent you temper had become

🦋 You snapping at Pucci and using more of demonic power scares her

🦋 She uses Stone Free to help you get into cells of people on your list in the women's ward of the prison

🦋 She might ask for more of your crazy 70s stories

🦋 Is happy that she knows your soul isn't going to Hell and that you aren't going to hurt her

🦋 It is said by many that Jolyne is bisexual so that means there is some flirting between you two if you're close to her age

🦋 The might be some light hearted teasing, or more if you're both ready

🦋 She finds you a bit hot

🦋 Is very upset when you turn her down due to her being a mortal and you being way too old for her

🦋 Is happy when you say her bisexuality won't lead her to Hell, as she probably heard that a lot in Flordia

🦋 Shows you Stone Free's powers a lot and the mobius strip trick

💋ErmesCastillo💋

💋 You two meet after you join Jolyne

💋 She does not trust you as far as she can throw you

💋 Your status as a priest doesn't mean anything to her, espically with your constant hippie like chill personality

💋 If anyone asks her, she swears the sunglasses are glued to your face

💋 Your pentagram necklace and black rosary beads make her not trust you even more

💋 Everything about you is a red flag to her, especially when you you're casual about things that would send others into a panic

💋 At first she is kind of passive aggressive towards you for a long time

💋 She calls you "old man" and "fumeta dios"

💋 When it comes to Sports Maxx, her and Jolyne beat him up and she watches as you use your chains to drag his soul to Hell

💋 She keeps asking if it's a stand power and gets annoyed when you keep saying no

💋 Knows you're hiding something and wants to know what it is

💋 There is no flirting between you two as you're a man and she is a confirmed lesbian

💋 Once she starts to trust you, she might vent to you about her anger at things

💋 When you tell her you're a demon, she straight up laughs in your face and asks if the weed has fired your brain

💋 When she sees your eyes for the first time and remembers what happened with Sports Maxx, she will believe your demon claims

💋 She will somehow get her hands on salt and put herself in a salt circle if you annoy her or she's mad at you

💋 She is your wing woman if you're into women

💋 Teaches you Spanish, mostly swear words

💋 When you hulk out on Pucci with your demon powers, she is cheering you on

💋 If Jolyne and Weather are trying to talk you down from beating up Anasui, Ermes is the devil telling you to kick his ass

💋 Overall, you two are know the best friend who will beat each other up and help hide a body the same night

💋 She is happy when you say her soul isn't hellbound or on your list

💋 Asks you about the stuff you did in the 70s

💋 Shares her stories about her sister with you sometimes

💋 Gives you the address to her family's restaurant

💋 Uses Kiss to help you get extra food

💋 Gets mad when you ask for her help with Kiss to maybe scam people

💋 Will put you through spicy food training

🌤Weather Report

🌤 He would talk to you in the confession booth a lot

🌤 It's not the doesn't trust you, it's just you don't take much or anything seriously

🌤 He grows close to you as you help him try and remember who he is

🌤 He introduces you to Emporio

🌤 When he join Jolyne as an ally, he sticks close to you

🌤 He is the biggest fan of you hippie persona

🌤 Vents to you about his anger at losing his memories

🌤 He goes along with your craziness

🌤 The only one who doesn't think you're on some kind of drug

🌤 Shiws you what his Stand can down and will ask to see yours every so often

🌤 Confused when you say you don't have a stand

🌤 When he gets his memories back, he doesn't treat you any different other than being a bit more critical of you hippie persona

🌤 When he see what your eyes really look like, he is in awe

🌤 When he learns you're a demon and his brother Pucci is on your hit list, he's very much supporting you

🌤 Asks you about Hell all the time

🌤 Also asks you about the 70s

🌤 Makes it clear you can have Pucci's soul after he kills him

🌤 Starts wondering if demons can even get stands

🌤 There is playful flirting between you two

🌤 Like, the fake flirting close friends do

🌤 You two are brothers in arms now, and no one can stop you

🌤 He does ask if he's Hell bond so he can maybe try to kill Pucci for all eternity in Hell

🌤 You two are best friends and nothing will break that bond

🌤 He really doesn't pay much attention to your upside down pentagram necklace and black rosary beads

🕷Narscio Anasui

🕷 He tries to fight you, many different times

🕷 He is one of the people on your list of soul to drag to Hell

🕷 Due to him being useful in beating Pucci, you can't drag him to Hell just yet

🕷 You two don't get along, like, at all

🕷 He is very passive aggressive towards you, thinking you're just a hippie priest guy

🕷 Jokes about you having "the good stuff"

🕷 He mocks you for being a hippie and you mock him for looking like a girl, it's mutal shit talking

🕷 You two are never left alone because only one of you will leave the room alive

🕷 Sarcasm and passive aggression is his greatest weapon against you

🕷 Gets really mad when you get in the way of him trying to flirt with Jolyne

🕷 Once things get worse, you two begrudgingly work together

🕷 Weather and Jolyne are the only reason you haven't killed each other

🕷 Due to Anasui being shown as straight, you two don't flirt with each other

🕷 He gets pissy when you look actually confused by if he is a boy or girl because it look very obvious to him that's he a man

🕷 You promise not to drag his soul to Hell until Pucci is dead

🕷 Is very well aware that his soul is Hell bound and you'll drag him there no matter what

🕷 Tries to make an emotional appeal by saying his girlfriend cheated on him, but you don't care

🕷 Finds you sense of style dumb

🕷 Your upside down pentagram necklace and black rosary beads don't matter to him

🕷 The constant chill attitude annoys him

🕷 Has made it his life's mission to make you snap

🕷 Questions why you always have sunglasses on

🕷 When those sunglasses come off, he thinks you're a werido who had the whites of his eyes tattooed and then started wearing colored contacts

🕷 Tries to figure out your nonexistant Stand and it's power

🕷 He slowly becomes friendly with you

🕷 You two have moved into frenemy territory

🕷 When you snap on Pucci, he is also cheering you on

🕷 Asks you what Hell is like so he can be ready for his fate

🕷 Still thinks you have weed and won't share

🕷 Will also use a salt circle when he's trying to hide from annoying you

🕷 Use Diver Down to mess with you all the time

🕷 Tries to be a wing man but fails

🕷 You two don't hide your dislike for each other, someone would have to be an idiot to not feel the tension

🕷 When it clicks that you're a demon, he is now a little nervous knowing that he can be killed easily by you

🕷 Usually keeps a great distance from you

🕷 You two have a mutal hate that will get you both killed on day if you don't shape up

🌊Foo Fighters🌊

🌊 You two are confused by each other's existence

🌊 They find you funny and chill

🌊 Your stories of the 70s fascinate F.F

🌊 F.F tries to get to know you

🌊 Tries to steal your sunglasses so they can see what your eyes look like

🌊 When you tell them you're a demon, they look at you confused

🌊 The poor plankton baby doesn't understand the concepts of Hell and demons

🌊 Will beg you for water

🌊 You have to explain the 70s to F.F so your stories about said time period make sense

🌊 F.F never thinks that you're crazy

🌊 They find your necklace and rosary beads cool

🌊 When they see your powers, they're in awe

🌊 F.F asks if they'll go to Hell because they're a stand mixed with a group of plankton

🌊 Is dense and won't get it if you flirt with them

🌊 When they learn about your job, they enthusiastically try to help the only way they know how

🌊 When they see you use your powers their eyes sparkle in awe

🌊 You have a new best friend to share questionably effective dating advice

🌊 Now you have a plankton friend that loves to listen to you rant about the stress of your work

[selfshiprequests]

If it's no trouble, could I get headcanons for Darkiplier and Anticepticeye with a male s/i who loves to listen to music with them and get them into new bands and songs?

sure thing anon!! i didnt expect to get any ego requests, i was super happy to see this in the inbox <3 hope ya like it

- mod malware

they both love to hear about the things you like; music included! granted, you won't often hear them say it out loud, especially from anti, but hey, it's the thought that counts, yeah?

outwardly, anti scoffs at whatever you're making him listen to, acting like its an inconvenience, but there's a reason he lets you play the music for him anyways. he often actually likes the songs and artists you introduce him to; even the ones that seem WAY out of character for him to enjoy. turns out he actually has pretty broad music taste

"dude, this song fuckin' sucks." (his head has been nodding to the beat since it started playing)

of course, his preferences lean more towards rock, death metal, breakcore, and dubstep, which is the type of music he'll blast loud enough to be heard through the entire house without any shame. but, if you occasionally make him listen to a sappy love song or a pop song too catchy for it's own good, you might catch him listening to it with headphones on at 3am.

he tends to get really into his music too, for lack of better phrasing. listening to music can change his entire mood, for better or for worse; naturally, he prefers music that'll get him fuckin pumped up !!!!

and then, we have dark. his taste in music is a lot more enclosed; he tends to prefer slower, gentle music, often in the circle of classical, jazz, swing, sometimes opera and even musical theatre when he's feeling more dramatic. he'd probably take a liking to the rocky horror picture show.

that being said though, he's willing to listen to whatever you'd like him to listen to; he can tell it means something to you, and he'll trust your judgement.

"hm, this is... interesting. who did you say composed this? i'll have to take a look into their catalogue later."

he's not super likely to actively enjoy or seek out a lot of the music you show him, as he generally just doesn't like a lot of modern music. there's definitely the occasional exception though.

maybe try to avoid stuff that's too energetic (anything that anti would like basically), as it can give him headaches.

i imagine trying to jam out with both of them would be a little difficult considering their very very opposing music tastes (anti thinks dark's music is boring, dark thinks anti's music is just mindless noise).

"listen, anti, there's a very distinct emotional turmoil present in the flow of the melody, one that-"

"blah blah blah, nobody cares about your 'emotional turmoil' old man. your music is shit, go argue with a wall"

... you're sure to find something they both like eventually, right?

and even if you don't, well, they'd probably both stay anyways. because if it makes you happy to share your music with them, then it'd be worth it in the end, without question.

maybe you'll find they secretly have an affinity for lady gaga or something :P

[anonymouscain]

for every time someone calls 8 my son I will inch my hand closer to the blend button on a blender while my head is in it

[floatyflowers]

i wondered are you take requests because I see good Yandere Male Alicent Hightower headcanon

Dark Male! Alicent Hightower x Reader

Otto manipulated Viserys into marrying you to his son, Aelyx.

After all, you are not the heiress to the throne, so Viserys didn't mind you marrying his hand's son.

And you found the Hightower boy handsome and kind, as he comforted you when your mother died.

And also you preferred to marry a boy one year older than you then a man twice your age.

Rhaenyra clearly doesn't like the idea of you marrying a Hightower, thinking that Aelyx is going to use you.

You married young, and had four children together, Aegon, Helaena, Aemond, and Daeron.

Clearly, when your sister's children were born with none Velaryon and Targaryen features, his hatred grew towards her.

Aelyx has forbidden you to speak to her, not wanting his sweet and kind wife, you, to interact with your 'unfaithful' sister.

The way your father treats you, also made Aelyx hate him.

The King only pays attention to Rhaenyra and her children, clearly favoring her over you.

Though you don't mind, Aelyx finds it cruel.

Your husband loves all his children equally...maybe he favors Aemond and is very harsh on Aegon, but he still loves them.

After all, they are from you, a woman he loves so much.

On the other hand, there's no question about your love for your kin, especially Aegon who is a mama's boy.

The moment Aelyx saw his second son missing an eye and you are crying while hugging Aemond.

He didn't hesitate to take the Targaryen ancestral dagger and try to poke out Luke's eye with it before Rhaenyra stops him.

At that moment, you finally see the true personality of your husband.

After Rhaenyra leaves to Dragonstone with Daemon.

Aelyx takes over the court and changes everything along with the help of Otto.

Even if you are against the changes.

Especially when Aelyx decided to claim Aegon as the true king after Visery's death, believing his eldest son deserves the throne more than Rhaenyra and her bastard children.

When you tried to stop him, he locked you up in your shared quarters during the coronation and returns back after Aegon is announced as King.

"What have you done? You have endangered our family!"

Aelyx holds you as you cry in his arms.

"I only did what was right to protect our family, dear wife"

[pocket-jack]

Hey, guys! I decided to torture myself before sleep beacause... Why not? So, here's KidKiller's rough sheets with some headcanons I have for the guys (probably with a lot off mistakes cus my browser refuses to fix them for me)

Kid time, baby

I draw him differently now. I know his face looks more... diamond shaped in anime, but I can't get rid of his square coded energy, so... Heart-shaped it is!

When he recieved his eye scar he didn't lose the ability to see, but now it get's dry really fast and if he won't do something about it it'll gonna ache.

He had multiple piercings on his ear, but his powers just kept pulling them and one day almost ripped his ear of, so he (with a manly tears) decided to take them off.

I headcanon him wearing a corset, because he's a little chubby and he can't get rid of this extra fat (not with his appetites). Also everytime when he takes it off, not only he's forced to look at his hanging stomach, but he's also has to fight off Killer. Killer's only dream was for Kid to be well fed and happy.

Nor his, nor Killer's sexuality is defined by them, but actually based out of other's observations. Kid is pansexual because he's kinda gender blind. For him it's confusing that you're weak just because you have tits and extra hole between your legs. He's also demiromantic. Both of those preference he acquired during Kutsukku (where you couldn't trust anyone, even your lover. And where the gender norms were the least of your concerns)

He also have undiagnosed ADHD which mostly give him extra impulsivity and also now the metal can speak (thank ye, neurodivergency!). Sometimes it's stresses him the hell off, especially during Kutsukku. He could not sleep because of all of this buzzing he kept hearing from EVERYWHERE. Now he can control it, but sometimes it returnd and he has to suffer.

Metal also responds to his hidden emotions. It may float when he thinks, reflects or remembering something. It may rumble when he's angry, concerned, scared. Or it may form something if he's happy, in love or something like that.

He's hard rock kinda guy, we all know this, but I headcanon him as a music lover in general (so whatever makes his brain go bzzt, mostly rock). I find Thrown a couple of month ago and it's sounds like something Kid would like (probably even kin, esp Backfire). MSI is a basic thing for him to have (every punk need at least one song in their playlist). I guess not every person will understand it, but Пшлнхй is such a Kid coded song (Every Russian proverb, but one part is just sending you to fuck yourself is something that Kid would do irl. The chorus is just... mmm)

Killer, my beloved!!!!

I love headcanoning him as androgenous. He has a feminine features: oval shaped face, eyes with big eyelashes, even his lips is a little softer than the average male lips. That is the main reason why he hid his face, because everyone would bully him fot it when he was young. Killer was confused with a girl a lot during his time on Kutsukku.

During timeskip he strained a lot of muscles just to get stronger. He was neglecting himself most of the time, because he had a mission: to become stronger so he'll never fail to protect Kid ever again. They also been really distant during their training. Only when Killer hurted his arm they bounded again. Kid was surprisingly a good mentor for his healing. Probably because their trauma was almost the same

When he's wearing a mask he usually get's his hair out of the way so it wouldn't mess with his vision

Pre timeskip he wanted to work on his style, feeling obliged to do so, cus his crew was dressing up in colorful styles. He choose to fit into more West Bluish kinda style (cowboy boots and pants). But then anxiety hitted him and suddenly he felt too vissible and everyone was looking at him and... Let's just say it wasn't a pleasant expirience for him. He just wanted to show that he was a part of the crew too, but now he feels himself too overreacting and dramatic and stuff. It took a lot of time for everyone to convince him that it wasn't about the look, but more about the comfort. With their support Killer started wearing something he likes more, and it felt fantastic. He actually started to like himself in the mirror a bit more after timeskip and then Wano happened

Killer is asexual beacuse of the amount of trauma he suffered during his childhood. I hc him having a low libido too. He's still feels romantic attraction (only for Kid), and if he asks, Killer will have sex with him without hesitation. But it's only for Kid, OR for his sake

It is so logical for him to have OCD. Just him casualy living and then the dread that if he won't do something usefull his crew will see how fucking usless and worthless he actually is and live him behind the same his parents did just suddenly hits him. Oh hey! Anxiety! Abandonment issues! This man will explode, please, give him a hug.

It got worse after Wano. He's doing bad things with his face and no one knows. Even Kid. (I love making them suffer for the sake of Hurt\Comfort)

I am 100% sure Killer is a Queen guy. It just gives me Killer vibes... The same with Elton John. And also... To fit in his pre timeskip cowboy vibes into the oven,,, He's actually like country rock alongside with glam rock. Barns Courtney is his favorate

So... How do you like my silly little headcanons? Maybe I post something about Heat and Wire too. Welp, I'm fainting out of exaustion, bye!

[torchwood-99]

Elboron's Birth

Elboron is the only named child of Eowyn and Faramir, and because of that I tend to headcanon him as their only child.

I imagine Eowyn struggling a great deal with pregnancy. The limitations on her body and the hormones puts a great strain on her mental health.

Eowyn actually has a subconcious terror of death in childbirth, because as part of Wormtongue's grooming, he planted ideas and suggestions in Eowyn's head of her family being told they must choose between saving her or saving the child, and for the sake of the bloodline, they choose to save the child.

She's actually had nightmares of this exact scenario, planted there by Grima, that she doesn't recall fully in the day, but leave her with a lingering dread and distrust of those around her during her pregnancy.

Faramir would never allow such a thing (nor would Eomer or anyone else), and the standard practise in Gondor is always save the mother first, but the unspoken terror that Eowyn can't quite articulate takes its toll on her and her relationships.

Elboron's birth is difficult, with Eowyn nearly dying at one poin. She is told that it is unlikely she will ever have another child, and Eowyn thinks she's a bad person for being relieved.

Eowyn's recovery takes a long time, and she is stuck on bed rest for weeks. Even once she's allowed out of bed, her strength has diminished and it takes a long time building it back up.

She hates how even now her body still isn't her own, and finds it difficult to bond with Elboron immediately, whereas Faramir takes to fatherhood right away. This causes Eowyn a great deal of shame and further unhappiness.

Theoretically she knows Elboron is her son, and that she loves him, but she doesn't feel it. Her feelings towards motherhood are dominated by her experiences with pregnancy and childbirth, and her shame that she cannot feel an instant affection for her son.

She ends up resenting Elboron because she liked it being Faramir & Eowyn as a unit, and now suddenly there's this child taking up time and attention. And because she can't bond with him like Faramir does, she feels excluded in her own family, a sensation she's very vulnerable to.

Eomer arrives at Emyn Arnen shortly before or after the birth, and adores his new sister-son. This doesn't help, and Eowyn feels herself supplanted not only in Faramir's heart but also in Eomer's. Once more, her male kin folk have created a unit and shut her out.

Everyone is delighted with the Steward's new son and heir, and great celebrations are held, while Eowyn can barely get out of bed. More and more she feels like a vessel for the Prince of Ithilien's heirs, who can be forgotten and discarded now that she has fulfilled her purpose.

Eowyn's family can tell she is struggling. They try to cheer her up by assuring her that she will be out of bed soon, and by talking about how wonderful Elboron is. This is rather the opposite of what Eowyn needs to hear, but she can't possibly say such a thing, because what sort of mother doesn't want to talk about her own son? What sort of mother doesn't allow her whole existence to revolve around her son?

(What sort of mother regrets becoming a mother at all?)

Eowyn is slightly comforted when she tells the midwife a little of what she is feeling, who tells Eowyn that many, many mothers struggle to bond with their child right away, and that Eowyn's exhaustion and unhappiness is very common after the travails of childbirth. This eases some of Eowyn's shame, and she's able to confide in Faramir and Eomer a little more, allowing them to help her feel not quite so neglected.

Faramir is somewhat concerned at Eowyn admitting her own lack of interest in their child, remembering his own strained relationship with his father, but he abides by the midwife's instructions to allow Eowyn to bond with their child in her own time.

Once Eowyn has recovered her strength enough for her to start going about her former duties and interests, herblore, settling law and land disputes, training horses, and she is reminded of who she is beyond Elboron's mother, once she is treated as someone other than Elboron's mother, she starts to recover her own sense of self.

Eowyn and Faramir's duties have the pair working together and mixing together away from the nursery, allowing Eowyn to feel like they are a partnership again.

As Elboron grows more active and starts forming more of a personality, Eowyn takes a greater interest in him, and finds it easier to grow close to him. He's a very bold, curious child, which Eowyn finds enchanting.

According to customs of the Mark, Eowyn has him riding with her before he can even walk. Riding with him in a satchel across her chest is the first time Eowyn is really struck with that fierce, maternal love everyone had promised her. Before that moment, Elboron seemed more like a vaguely sweet and amusing child who now lived in her house. Now he felt like her son.

Eowyn is able to form her own bond with Elboron, as well as entering into a family unit with Elboron and Faramir, and retaining a partnership with Faramir, and an identity of her own through her work and her passions.

The first time Eowyn joins an orc hunt and returns with an orc head on her spear is really bloody cathartic, for sure, and she returns laughing, feeling completely herself at last.

As Elboron grows, Faramir is the more present of the two parents. His emotional intelligence and innate gentleness means he is ideal for working out the needs of a child, and in time, a young man. He takes a more active hand in arranging Elboron's upbringing, and most of the decisions made for Elboron are made by Faramir.

Eowyn is happy to let Faramir take a lead in Elboron's upbringing, but when she insists on something, or feels strongly about some decision or other, they work it out like equals. Eowyn is also very pro-active in passing down the customs of her homeland to Elboron, and Elboron grows up with a very strong sense of his identity as a child of the Mark, as well as of Gondor.

If Faramir is the parent Elboron goes to, or is sent to, when he needs to talk, then Eowyn is the one he goes to when he needs not to talk.

Sometimes if Elboron is angry, or throwing a tantrum or frustrated about something, and Faramir is struggling to talk him through it, Eowyn will say "right, stables" or "you're coming to the stillroom", and she will set him some simply, physical task, such as cleaning tack, watering plants, cleaning potion flasks or weeding a flower bed. She will work beside him, but at a distance, and give him the chance to cool off.

Eowyn knows this works because this is what Theodred did when she got into a state as a child.

Eowyn is also the one who will burst into Elboron's schoolroom and declare that he is riding with her today, or assisting her in some official business regarding the villagers, or checking out some plants growing in the forests. They always justify these adventures by telling Faramir what Elboron learned on them.

Faramir does sometimes mourn that they never gave Elboron a younger brother, or that he never had a daughter, whom he would have doted on, but he does not grieve overmuch and mostly takes joy in his family as it is. Eowyn cannot develop feelings for a child that doesn't yet exist and never will, and quite frankly she is relieved that she will never have another child. Pregnancy was a horror, and there's no guarantee she will like her next child as much as she does Elboron.

[psychhound]

d&d 5e languages and gender

i know this is already a very nerdy blog but please indulge me a moment,,

for my homegame i've been fleshing out how different languages in the game deal with gender / pronouns based on their cultures (some of them are canon languages but some are for our setting) and it made the little nerd in me very happy so i wanted to make some headcanons for the rest of the dnd languages and share it for anyone who'd like to steal / take inspo

feel absolutely free to use these in homegames but if you use for anything streamed or for your own ttrpg/homebrew/fics then crediting/linking back is appreciated :o)

disclaimer: this blog is run by a genderqueer trans man and any queerphobic interaction will immediately be blocked

common

common started off with the standard he, she, & they pronouns but simply Loves a good loanword and so its not uncommon to hear people using pronouns from other languages in otherwise entirely common dialogue. there is some Fighting about whether this is appropriative based on the individuals culture or whether its unfair to people who only speak common to keep up with them all

dwarvish

not too much variety in what most people would consider pronouns, it tends to be more one singular neutral pronoun for someone you don't know / don't know well, and then variations that are more like honorifics than anything else. their pronoun might translate more readily to "skilled with a hammer" than anything regarding a gender

elvish

lots of pronoun options that explore different presentations of gender but they are also age/experience locked. a feminine male elf would use different pronouns as a child, teen, young adult, young adult with job, middle age, middle aged with children, etc. using pronouns from a different life experience bracket from you is incredibly frowned upon and people just dont do it

giant

there is one pronoun for giants & kin and one pronoun for not giants and the one for not giants is not derogatory at all, its just used to differentiate who is part of the family or not (individuals adopted by giants tend to use the giant pronoun)

gnomish

LOTS of variation in pronouns. gnomes love inventing new pronouns. there are general grammatical rules that they follow to Signify that its a pronoun but hearing three new pronouns a day is like. not uncommon. lots of gnomish teens go through a phase of making up at least four new pronouns they want to go by. uncommon to only go by one set. typically introduced along with your name

(more under the cut)

goblin

no gendered pronouns, all pronouns are instead structured around relations between individuals. so one person would use brother pronoun with one person, son pronoun with another, best friend pronoun to another. the family pronouns are not locked to actual family, just what the relationship is like. if you don't know someone well, its "cousin", "niece/nephew", "auntie/uncle", or "grandparent" depending on their age

halfling

pronouns are split between public and private use. in general in the community or with outsiders, there's a single pronoun that translates loosely to "friend". actual individual pronouns are only known to and used with close friends and family. there's a small handful of them and only some of them have gendered connotations

orc

there are only four categories of pronouns: masculine, feminine, both/mixed, and neither. but there's a decent amount of variations because there are varying levels of formality for each of them. there are ways to conjugate them so they're more formal and respectful, but also lots of diminutives to make them more affectionate and closely-bonded

abyssal

no use of pronouns. lots of very specific derogatory terms that are used in place of them. i shant elaborate.

celestial

lots of variations in pronouns. they are not very closely tied to gender, but are tied to very specific aesthetics. instead of having individual pronoun words, in celestial you just use root words. so one person might use the root word for things that are soft and gentle and natural for their pronoun, while another person might use the root word for things associated with dark and murky and mysterious things for theirs. tend to be tied to domains

draconic

no use of pronouns, only names and titles. if you happen to share a name with another individual who speaks draconic, you would need a unique title to go after it. the full name and full title is said at every reference of someone

deep speech

deep speech has pronouns probably but hearing them for any individual you dont share a close identity group with makes you violently nauseous and then the word immediately leaves your mind so it's just really hard to learn them

infernal

there are words for "you", "me", "us", "we", "this one", "that one", "those ones" etc but no classic pronouns as far as individual usage goes. if someone really needs to be specific they would use whatever pronoun that individual uses in their native language. tieflings have introduced a Lot of neopronouns into infernal but theyre all borrowed from other languages and then reworked into infernal grammar and tend to be localized to communities

primordial

individuals are referred to their elemental type (or "none") rather than pronouns tied to gender. so it would be more like "the windy one" or "the rocky one" than anything like he or she

sylvan

no standard gendered pronouns, it's entirely nounself. so basically infinite amount of pronouns that are easily understood by anyone familiar with that noun. so you would have things like pebble pronoun, teapot pronoun, sword pronoun, with some general affiliations with presentation but less so with gender

undercommon

pronouns are based on level of respect and not gender, but there are also pronouns specifically used for children. like craftsmen would typically all use the same pronoun unless one was incredibly successful and respected, or had a very bad reputation, etc. there are pronouns used only for royalty and pronouns used only for deities

speak with animals

when translated into common, tends to just be translated as the animal's bio sex, but it can go a little screwy when speaking about creatures who have biological sexes so outside the humanoid concept of sex and gender that even magic dont fuckin know how to translate it. kind of just makes a weird bubbly noise in its place

if you read this far thank you thank you and if you end up using these in your campaign lore or fics i would love to know :o)

[0lliecl0wn]

PUNCH OUT HEADCANONS: Clueless Friends Edition

so i showed my friends the punch out cast and asked them to make up headcanons for them (they have never seen nor heard of punch out outside of me rambling to them about it)

so uh

here it is

GLASS JOE

-Wet the bed as a kid

-Probably still does it

-Denys it

-Goes honk shoo honk shoo when he sleeps

-Had a mullet in middle school

-Has to draw on his eyebrows

-Mouth Breather™

-Wears a cap and nightgown and holds a candle at night

-Can’t swim

VON KAISER

-Bartender

-Screams into his pillow at night

-Screams like a little girl

-Wore light-up Sketchers in middle school

-Got bullied for it

-Goes to the gym to cope

-Fucking YEETS the dumbells

-Flexes on people (also to cope)

-If he is told to sleep on the couch, he will sadly sulk there like a emo person (cue sad hamster music)

DISCO KID

-Babygirl

-Zesty

-Took ballet/gymnastics

-Optimist

-Accidentally broke a trampoline

-Was the popular kid in school

-THE sweetest guy

-Cat person

-Owns 4 cats

-Wears fluffy robes

KING HIPPO

-Plays League of Legends

-Tweaks out HARD at Angry Birds and Super Mario Wii (friend is totally not projecting)

-Really good at board games

-Gamer

-Patrick Star kinnie

-Does NOT cackle. He giggles

-Has Live Laugh Love framed over his toilet

-His snores have caused earthquakes

-Heavy sleeper

PISTON HONDO

-”He did WHAT in his Honda?!”

-Behaves like that one English teacher you had in middle school

-aka the ”Never in my 15 years of teaching have I seen a substitute report this bad” teacher

-ponders

-Dances to animation memes

-Worked at Burger King once

-Constantly pissed

-Goes honk mimimimi when he sleeps

-If he ate a cheeseburger he would explode

-Was the guy who made the post that just says “everytime a new chicken sandwich releases”

BEAR HUGGER

-Smells PUTRID

-Real name is Cleetus

-Lumberjack

-Has a lisp

-Gets food in his beard

-Eats it (EWWWW 🤢)

-His theme song is “Entry of the Gladiators” (aka clown music)

-Wouldn’t survive a day in the military

-Plays Microsoft Flight Simulator

-Goes “weeeeee!” as the plane flies

-Has a poster that says “Eat Slur Game Repeat”

-Redneck

-Has a shirt that says ”These Fists Are Rated E for Everyone”

GREAT TIGER

-HOT

-Has the most beautiful hair but hides it

-Binged My Little Pony

-Binged Twilight

-Plays with Barbie dolls

-Listens to Kpop

-AMAZING at Just Dance

-Also good at DDR

-Plays Pikmin

-Loves the Stone Pikmin

DON FLAMENCO

-Once got addicted to cough drops

-Uses really bad pick up lines

-Does really bad trickshots to impress girls

-Slips like a cartoon character. His shoes go flying every time

-Watched MLP with Great Tiger

-Watches Mean Girls

-Kins Regina George

-Cried when she got hit by a bus

-Zesty

-Scoliosis

-Can pick my friend up with one hand

-Would lean on a wall, say “hey cutie, you free tonight?” and immediately have a coughing fit

-Took an Am I Gay? Quiz. It said yes and refuses to believe it (internalized biphobia)

-Likes big butts and he cannot lie

ARAN RYAN

-Menace

-Actually very lightweight, refuses to admit it

-Bullies kids on ROBLOX

-Keeps getting censored in chat

-Plays Dress to Impress

-Would hit you if so desired

-Uses Joker quotes

-Bakes pink cupcake in spare time

-Would make a balloon animal for a kid and then pop it like Gru

-The guy he tickled in his character intro was Don Flamenco

-Killed someone, steals, graffitis, takes candy from babies

-Should be in jail

-ADHD

-”Ya prob’ly got cheeseburgers in those gloves, have ya Mac?!” “well you have horseshoes”

SODA POPINSKI

-Dropped on the head as a kid

-Nicknamed ”Pinhead Larry”

-Oiled up

-Naturally loud

-Skipped leg day

-Mr. Krabs walking sound when he tiptoes

-Speedruns Hello Neighbor

-Hands are too big for the keyboard

-Makes dad jokes and laughs at himself because no one else laughs

-Gets bullied by Aran Ryan for his dad jokes

BALD BULL

-Someone threw a bowling ball at his head

-Peak Male Performance

-40% chip (context for this is in comments)

-Watched game shows, was in one once

-Blurts out the answers at the TV, gets pissed every time they get it wrong and screams

-Screams like the ash baby

-Shakes randomly

-Ate lead paint

-Ate a glow stick

-”ladies, ladies, calm down, theres enough of me to go around” (stolen from don flamenco, difference is this actually works)

-ash baby coded???

-Teeters on the line of being ugly and hot

-Gets beauty sleep

-20 step skincare routine

SUPER MACHO MAN

-”he looks like a founding father”

-Shrimp posture

-UGLY??

-Listens to phonk unironically

-Has jiggle physics

-Uses his chest to type on keyboards

-says “eureka!” when he as an idea

-FAKE chain

-wears speedos (canon)

-its his only outfit

-played five nights at freddys and shit himself

-Pimp

-GILF

-Looks 72, is 27

MR. SANDMAN

-Drag Queen

-Chappell Roan listener

-Once tried to wax his nose but got q tips stuck in it

-REALLY into horoscopes and gemstones

-NAPALMED a homeless shelter

-Dances like the dame tu cosita guy

-fucken BUSTS IT DOWN to every song

-Throws gang signs in his boxing gloves??

-Does the Omni-Man squat sometimes

-Ate a lightbulb and that's why his skin glows

-Skips to the song “Mr. Sandman” because he’s babygirl like that

LITTLE MAC

-Floats in the air when he smells pie

-Anime protagonist

-Loves Ben 10

-Had a greasy mohawk

-Ate a bug

-Sticks his head out of the car window

-Gulps and goes “EEEYIKES!!!” when he has to fight a strong opponent

-Listens to Mitski

-Loves the movie Ratatouille

-His favorite character is Remy’s brother

-Makes kandi bracelets

-Asserts dominance by T-posing

DOC LOUIS

-Wears yoga pants

-Has asthma

-Runs up the stairs on all fours

-Maximum silly

-Watches romcoms and cries

-Draws watches on his wrist and looks at it when someone asks him for the time

-Watched Skibidi Toilet AND knows all of the lore

-Doesn’t know what a tampon is

-Listens to the song that goes “once I was seven years old”

-Mama’s boy

-HORRIBLE driver

[juniper-clan]

can we have juniperclan lgbtq headcanons? /nf for pride month n all

Absolutely! 🌈

My characters can be any flavor of LGBTQ, can be kinned, etc. I don't care at all! I encourage headcanons, and as a LGBT (gay trans male! 🏳️‍⚧️) creator I would love to hear them!

I just received an ask for the pronouns of the clan members too --

Heronstar and Shiningpaw are she/her, and Amberpaw, Elisha, and Slickpaw are he/him. In the future there is a larger variety of genders; there is a trans man and trans woman, and I believe a NB cat.

[a-998h]

Hiya! can I please request the Duwang gang meeting a Himbo! Male! Mer! reader?

They were all hanging out at the beach and they suddenly find Reader washed up on the shore stuck in a fishnet and he doesn't even know why lol

Reader's like "haha how did I get here lol"

Reader really loves to sing and he doesn't realize how many girls he attracts with his beautiful singing lol

(Mer! Reader is based on a Comet fish)

So, it was summer break, which lasts 40 odd days. So, to make the most of it between homework, Josuke invited Koichi and Okuyasu to the beach with him. Yukako just showed up with Koichi, Rohan was sitting under an umbrella sketching the sea, and Jotarowas doing actualwork.

The group of teens were having fun, sometimes dragging Rohan and Jotaro into it. But, as they were resting, they all heard the sound of splashing. Jotaro was the first to check out the situation. It was close to beach, so it wasn't a drowing person, so he thought it was a poor sea animal that had accidentally beached itself.

When he reaches the source of the sound, followed by Josuke and the others, he sees something he can't believe.

He saw the top half of a man, which was decorated with yellow, blue, and black speckled scales, and the tail of a Coment fish decorated with similar scales. A merman, Jotaro and the Duwang gang were looking at a merman, on a beach in Morioh, who also looked like he was asleep, and had a fish net stuck around him.

"So, what now Jotaro-san?" Koichi asks the baffled marine biologist.

Jotaro tells Okuyasu to be careful as the pair start using their stands to remove the fishing net. Once all the fishing net is removed, the group is ready to move you back into the sea.

"OK, so we just need to grab," Jotaro started, "Umm, I think it's moving!" Josuke exclaims as he cut off Jotaro.

Those carrying you freak out and put you back on the sand, at least they know you're alive. The group watches, wondering what will happen.

"haha how did I get here?" You say as you yawn.

Waking up from your nap, you see the group of humans. Instead of being scared, like a normal merman, you start talking to them. The group just stares, so confused by your existence. They don't deny your beauty, but they do wonder if this is all a hallucination.

"Who and what are you?" Josuke asks.

"Oh, hello. I'm Reader, and I'm a merman," You cheerily tell the group.

This game of questioning goes on for a little bit longer and the group learns.

You've lived in the ocean near Morioh for years

You've never interacted with humans before now

You got stuck in the net because you were trying to rescue another sea creature

The group admire us your willingness to help some poor sea creature, and they plan to return you to the sea.

"We should get you in the ocean, you're gonna dry out," Koichi says.

"Oh, hang on," you tell him

The Duwang gang gets to watch you use magic to go from merman to human. Unfortunately, you were naked. Once you're handed a towel, the Duwang gang doesn't know what to do now.

"Can we be friends?" You ask the group.

There is a mix of "yes" and grunts to your question. So, now you have new friends.

For his work in Morioh, Jotaro will ask for your help in finding certain creatures and habitats

alongside notes about your biology as a merman.

He will ask you questions about being a merman and your diet because

he's so curious but not so curious that he asks about your reproduction.

He never assumes you're a himbo until you try to touch 6 fish hooks, in the same 1 hour span.

Yeah, after that he's doing his best to protect your habitat and you.

Once he realizes you're a himbo, he sighs and knows you'll be a handful.

Finds your singing calming and is happy you enjoy doing it

What he doesn't like is how many girls it attraches

Your obliviousness to how many girls want you drives him a bit mad

You make his drive for conservation grow, just so you don't get yourself even more hurt

When he gets ready to leave Morioh, he makes sure you'll be ok

Would be honored if you gave him a fallen scale

Hangs out with you as much as he can

Teaches you something about human life

Never doubts if you're dumb or stupid

Asks you to describe what you see while in the ocean, and then questions if it's actually accurate

Is happy if you ever give him one of your scales

Asks if you breathe like a fish or a person

Will be nearby when Jotaro is asking questions, because he's so damn curious

Also avoids all questions about you reproduction because, ew

If he does ever learn, he will never bring it up

Tries to sing with you

Likes hearing you sing after a tough day for him

He also likes how much attention is garners

The moment he realizes you're a himbo, is when you take a camera underwater and didn't understand why he said you couldn't

When ladies flock to you, he hopes you'll take the hints, but you're too dense and it kind of bothers him

Spends almost all his time with you and Josuke

He doesn't understand merman biology at all

Will straight up ask you how you go to to bathroom and stuff as a merman

Teaches you everything he knows about humans

Is confused why you gave him a scale

Tells you stories about life on land

Likes your stories about life underwater

He has some insecurities about not being as bright as everyone else, so he'll never assume you're stupid

When he sees you do good hearted reckless things, he just thinks you're a good person

When he sees you display more himbo behavior, it takes him a bit to realize

Now, he's the one keeping you from eating sea plastic

also tries to sing along with you

Will flirt with the girls your singing attracts

Is a bit jealous that you have girls flocking to you, but you're too dense to ask one out

Might ask out one of the girls attracted to your singing

He is so confused by you

Your existence as a merman is so strange to him

Might ask about what you can do as a merman

Watching you be dumb, kind of makes him worry

Does his best to keep you safe

As it becomes clear you have himbo behavior, he sighs

Likes to share his stories with you

Tries to teach you things

When you sing, he feels at ease

Gets a bit nervous when your singing attracts girls

Worries these girls would get caught in the crossfire of Yukako

Kind of hopes you at least talk to these girls, but you don't

He realizes you aren't rude, just dense

Tries to give you some idea that these girls like you

She is fascinated by you

Pokes and prods at your tail

Will ask you about mermaids

Happily take the scale you gave her

She was there with Jotaro when you tried to touch the fishing hooks

Not personally interested in you, regardless of your singing

Knows there is someone out there for you who loves your himbo behavior

Might ask you for ways to turn herself and Koichi into merfolk if possible

When you describe the things you see in the ocean, she thinks it's accurate to pictures people have taken

Enjoys your singing

When your singing draws girls closer, she gets defensive of Koichi

Will vet the girls who want to date you

Kind of wishes your singing would stop attracting other girls

Sketches you all the time

Uses you as swimming reference sometimes

If he ever has a series with a mermaid, he uses you for reference

Writes down anything you tell him about your biology and diet

Assumes you're dumb, and your actions only prove it

He watches you almost get stuck in a net, seaweed, and beached all in the same day

He never calls you a himbo

Is confused if you give him a scale of yours, but he won't throw it out

Doesn't trust you to use an underwater camera to get reference photos for him

Draws your description of sea creatures, and sometimes your description and the pictures don't match

Tolerates your singing as he finds it nice

He also deals with the girls that are drawn to your singing like moths to a flame

He likes attention, but he's so annoyed by how dense you are with the attention from girls

[saysaysayitaintso]

i’m bored as hell, so here’s a list of reasons why i somewhat kin harrowhark nonagesimus:

- grew up in a dogmatic religious household and recently gained semi-freedom. questioning my beliefs

- obsessive behaviour

- short

- runs cold (somewhat of a headcanon)

- personality disorder

- highly admires my dubiously problematic mediocre white male professor

- black (major headcanon but she’s definitely tan/brownskinned to me)

- posh accent and way of speaking

- all sorts of physical health problems i neglect because i need to get a degree and that’s just not important right now

- big old lezzer

and the reasons that i don’t:

- i’m too happy

- i’m too tall (5’3.5…. edit because i did measure my height today without shoes for the first time)

[theprinceofliones]

Lancelot x tristan nsfw headcanons?👀🤭

*busts inside holding a fifty yard scroll of all my headcanons* IVE BEEN SUMMONED

AHEM AHEM AHEM

*NSFW WARNING ⚠️*

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1. Tristan knows next to nothing about sex. What’s that? How does it work? He doesn’t know man. His father absolutely FORBIDS any coupling because uhm…that’s his little baby who was literally JUST born??? Yeah Tristan doesn’t know shit about it. He probably thinks he could get pregnant from kissing someone with how little he’s informed about intercourse LMFAO

2. Lancelot has had a few sexual encounters himself. Out and about yknow he’s met and had a few fun nights with random younger men he would come across while traveling around Britannia. They’re not anything crazy or passionate, just an encounter that lets him blow off steam. He prefers guys with longer hair and pretty smiles…and it definitely doesn’t have anything to do with a long silver haired pretty Prince back in Liones nuh uh no siree

3. Okay gonna get into anatomy here and shit but it needs to be explained; Tristan, because of his Goddess and Demon biology, both has male genitala and female genitalia. Both Goddesses and Demons have both gendered genitalia so either gender can get pregnant, it just depends on what sexual organ they use during intercourse. They can choose to sheath or hide either anatomy that they pick depending on what position they are performing. So for all we know Meliodas could’ve given birth to Tristan lmfao ELIZABETH GIRL DICK FOR THE WIN!!!

4. The first time Lancelot and Tristan “explore” and “experiment” with one another is when Lancelot finally understands why people are obsessed with sex because how the FUCK has he gone without this, without /Tristan/ like this his whole life???

5. In saying this…Lancelot eats Nephilim pussy like a cham- *GUNSHOT*

6. Lancelot tops, Tristan bottoms, but they do switch! But it’s more like Lancelot tops from the bottom and Tristan bottoms from the top lmfao

7. Lancelot has an oral fixation

8. Tristan’s Goddess wings like to pop out and flutter around when he’s overwhelmed, and during sex is no different. Lancelot doesn’t play fair bc he’ll grab and stroke his feathers until Tristan cries from overstimulation

9. Lancelot could spend hours between Tristan’s legs being choked out to death by his pretty smooth thighs

10. Tristan really really really likes kissing and becomes obsessed with it as soon as he first kisses Lancelot

11. Tristan’s chest is really sensitive

12. Lancelot’s ears are a veryyyy sensitive spot and Tristan exploits this every chance he can.

13. Once they get a taste of each other good lord they couldn’t stay OFF of each other. They defiled every piece of furniture in Tristan’s room including the bed ten times over, probably half of the desks and couches inside the library, multiple spots in the gardens, and probably the royal dining table too 💀

14. Meliodas has no idea that they’re having sex. How they haven’t been caught by him yet, they don’t even know (Elizabeth covers for them 24/7)

15. Lancelot hates having to pull out but Tristan shrieks at him every time if he doesn’t bc Tristan is terrified of getting pregnant 😭 he knows he can control if he does not but it still scares the absolute shit out of him

16. …Lancelot has a breeding kin *explosion*

[thebottomfromhell]

Hello. I do not know if your request are open, but if they are could you please write courting headcanons for upper 1.2.3 like you did before? If yaou do not want it is okay (sorry. English is not my first language)

Requests are always open, I just might take a while in some. Don't worry, if anyone wants me to right anything as long as it follows the rules of the blog, I will. I did promise to do this if anyone wanted so to this I will add Gyokko and Nakime, so:

Traditional Courting [more or less], Demon Male Reader. (Also no sexual content).

First part here.

Warnings: Cannibalism, Human death, Mentioned suicide, Trauma(?) dumping, angst (why the fuck I can't write Akaza without angst?)

Kokushibou:

You first asked him for permission to court Kokushibou, he only told you to get out of his sight. You did.

A few months later Nakime summoned you into meeting him again in the Infinity Castle. You were told you would be, not only courting Kokushibou, but staying with him to search the family that leads the Demon Slayer Corps, Ubuyashiki.[Muzan got tired of Kokushibou not finding anything and started to relate it to him just not searching at all, so you are there to remind him and motivate him to do so.]

Kokushibou was not very happy with these news,offended that a man wanted to court him and give him the traditional women's role, but accepted gracefully the orders. At first, he only ever ignored you, but you slowly, very slowly, managed to spot what would awake his attention as you both searched through all Japan (it gave you more time the fact uou disn't know how to recognize the Ubuyashiki he send you after and Kokushibou seemed to get lost in his mind more often than not). But even after he was not the one to start a conversation, he prefered to spend time in quietness and quiescence. He barely eats, barely does anything other than meditate and practice his breathing forms. It's like he's more a slayer than a demon, but you don't mind.

Kokushibou just doesn't take anything you offer he doesn't like, and it takes you months to figure out his taste in gifts and food. Turns out he likes handicrafts, not buyed or stolen, but actually made from the one who gives the gift, not caring for quality of the product, but for the effort. You found out since he had a small and horribly done bamboo flute with a clean cut in his robes, when you tried to make another flute he also kept it. "It's.... I feel like you care. The fact that you did it yourself... It's personal." So you use rocks, paper, bamboo, clothing, wood and other things you find and steal to try and make jewelry, fans, karakuri boxes, origami and so. He always takes them, even the ones that are made poorly.

As for the food, again, he barely eats, but you only have ever seen him eat swordsmen, mostly samurais, but it's like everytime they are harder to find [the samurai class was abolished at 1868]. You decide to motivate him into trying new meals, he doesn't eat old men nor slayers, but you later find out he didn't even like the taste of the samurai "I don't know why, but it feels right for them to die by a demon." You did find a new favorite, buddhist monks, the closer to the Nirvana the better.

He doesn't like to be called anything other than his name, and he prefers the use of honorifics. He is also not kin in starting physical contact, but with time he starts accepting your approaches. Most of the time he just likes to sit down and listen you talk or having you hughing him in silence. There are times he starts conversation, he talks a lot in those, being more a monologue than anything else.

"I only want to become the best. Become more than... but it doesn't matter anymore. Right now you want to become part of my life, you wanted that so badly you went to Muzan-sama for it, and for some reason he decided to grant you what you wanted. I don't understand what he saw in you, but... your presence is now something important. Just make sure to always be behind me, reaching for me, and I will always be near to accept you." Honestly, he always speaks so cryptically you gave up in the meaning bahind of what he says, he never explains it. But you try your best to be understanding.

You spend hour days moving and searching, everytime you act more like a nomad married couple, but you never get a ceremony. Kokushibou would only like something 100% traditional and samurai cultured [just like his human marriage was], but with the timeline, you both being male, you both being demons, none of you having families, money or knowing your ancestors, it's just impossible.

"I don't mind if we stay like this forever, just you and I." He whispers against your embrace one day. This is still good, after all.

Douma:

When you asked Douma permission to court him, he was already taking you him for you to get the blessing. Douma was very interest in what you had to offer, but to be fair, he genuinely though he would kill you or you would cower down, but none of them happened. Once you asked for the blessing he only looked at you both with anger and disgust, and the second his eyes where focused on you only, you could sense a mix of indignation, confusion, pity, disappointment and indecision. At the end he only sighs and told you to get lost and that he is not dealing with it. "Oh, well. He didn't say no. I guess we are courting now, aren't we?" And that is how started.

Douma has a hard time not being the center of attention, so the traditional female role suits him just fine. He likes how often you go to his place and always invites you to stay over. He is very kin in petnames, but to your surprise he likes also more feminine ones, and doesn't mind being called "Princess" or other nicknames specifically adressed for women. "Being called princess feels nice, it's a very pretty way to call someone in a golden cage, stuck in a throne they were born to sit it. I would just adore it if you called me that."

Douma is always way too honest with you, sometimes dumping into you informations and expreriences that are actually traumatizing but he doesn't seem to care. He also likes when you validate his feeling, even the ones he doesn't actually feel. Other times he wants you to go against him, only for the sake that he can do anything he wants and nobody would stop him. You wonder if that is how he expresses freedom, since he already told you he has been all his life inside this cult as a if he was a living Buddha statue.

He is ok with any gift, every gift. No matter what you get him, he never shows preference. There was only two gifts that definetely managed to get through him. Those two you gave him in a desperate attempt for him to show any type of reaction for what you gave him instead of a "Oh, lovely. I will save them in the warehouse so nothing happens to them." It was a broken nichirin blade (now looking like a knife) and wisteria poison the same user of said blade had with them. Douma always carries them with him. "My mother killed my father with a knife, and then she poisoned herself. It was my first encounter with death, these gifts make me nostalgic. My heart never beat so fast before that and I remember wanting to leave but not being able to move. Is that what disgust feels like?" Should you regret giving him that?

It's well known Douma eats woman like a drunk drinks alcohol, so you thought his favorite meal is something that could only be found in a female human body, like the uterus, breast, ovaries, fetuses, unborn babies, placenta or something like that. To your surprise, he likes to eat the heart the most, still full of blood, hopefully, since it's an organ very mild-tasting, but tender. He likes any healthy heart, and getting those is rather easy. He also sometimes likes to eat human food, only for the sake of being able to eat anything he feels like and the sickness it brings. "You would be a good husband, taking care of me like now when I do something fun but stupid. You would stay with me forever after our marriage, wouldn't you?"

In the end, after a year of courting, he sends his followers to prepare the wedding under your guiding, he isn't really part of the process and makes no effort to be so. You end up as his consort inside his cult, the marriage is a peaceful one, but you still try every day to try and make Douma feel hapiness. Still trying. At least you had a great ceremony, expensive and big, with everyone of Douma's followers watching with joy. After the ceremony Douma picked a cult member that fitted the best in your taste and shared him with you. "Now, as a part of me, you should be able to give eternal life to this people, inside of you. Living forever just as they wished from the start, now witnesses of our beautiful love story."

(Also, Douma tried to invite Akaza to the wedding, it didn't work.)

Akaza:

You asked Akaza permission first, he stays paralyzed for straight ten minutes, lost hin his mind with a disturbed face. His first reaction, after he shakes his head, is to tell you you would need his blessing. At first he denies you, but before you manage to leave he tells you he changed his mind. That Akaza is very hardworking and deserves to be spoiled a bit, so you better make him feel good. [Muzan did want to give you to Akaza as a reward, but also as something that would motivate him to get even stronger and work even harder.] "I didn't expect him to... forget it. Just don't get in my way, we need to look for a damn blue spider lily or whatever."

It takes him a while to warm up to you, but even before that he gets protective and doesn't let you out of his sight. He doesn't even care for the fact you are a man, just that you are there and safe. He also seems to like when you call him a certain pet name "my Komainu", you call him because of how protective he is, sometimes you call him "Haku" as it's shorter. He seems both sad and happy at the same time when you do. He even has told you he likes it more than his own name, for some reason.

He is bad taking gifts, for some reason he always worries too much about the price or starts to fret if they were stolen. "Just sto doing that! It's not like I need anything, it's just some stuff. You are only causing trouble, running around and stealing like that will only make you lose your hands! And he will kill himself!" Sometimes he says things that don't make sense even to himself, but he worries a lot. Still, you know he likes pink and snowflake patterns. So you try to make your own gifts with those traits, he keeps everything close, tidi and clean.

Akaza is very vocal in not eating women, small children (he can eat teens), nor sick people. While he likes to kill weak and coward people, he is not fond on eating them. He likes to eat slayers and swordsmen, so it's a bit hard for you to get the meals he likes without dying at the process, but you manage. He is a very messy eater, he destroys more of the body than he eats, but spends a good time doing so. It's like he hates the food, likes the taste and, as any other demon, loves to eat. Still, he prefers relying on training than in eating.

"You are not a bad guy yourself, thank you for... taking care of me. Taking me in." You train with him amd try to adapt to his eating paterns, in result, you get stronger. No way near to an Upper Moon level, and definetely not as fast and efficient as eating woman would be, but you are very strong. Plus, you manage to catch a Marechi with the traits Akaza likes twice or thrice in the courting years, which helped. "You are every day stronger and helthier, make sure to take care of yourself. I will still protect you, but don't do anything stupid."

You spent five years courting him, Akaza was very hesitant on accepting to marry you. "It's not that I don't love you, Y/N. I would love to be your husband, that you vould be my husband but... but you will die! I don't know why or how but you will die amd it will be my fault! I won't be able to protect you!" He rambles, clearly distressed, the first time you ask him, you have to embrace him and cuddle him for around a week. It takes a lot of time, but you manage to reassure him everything will be ok.

You both prepare the wedding, slowly, very slowly, even with the limited resources. You make sure to listen what he wants. A ceremony on winter, under the snow, with fireworks at the end, at an specific town, a small event, and then to go home. He gets scared and needs a pause for every preparation you make and item you steal, but you don't mind waiting. You managed to fool a young buddhist to marry you both, it was a beautiful ceremony. Akaza cried during it, then spend the rest of the month cuddling and crying with you. "Please don't die, don't die. I beg you, stay with me. Don't die, don't fucking die on me. Please."

You keep taking care of him after you get married, and he stills hugs you everytime as if you would die the moment he lets you go. Sooner or later he will realize nothing will happen to you, but for now you must be ready to comfort him and calm him down.

(Also, the second Douma found out Akaza was married and he wasn't invited, he decided to make a second wedding by himself ans his followers, forced you into it so he could be in it.)

Nakime:

How did you even get here? Like, again? The second you asked permission to court her she threw you out of the Infinity Castle, only to bring you back with her and him in less than a day later. Guess what, you've got the permission, the blessing and even an order from him. How? Why? No idea. [Yes idea. Have you seen Nakime's blood art? Also the fact she dislikes men in general and Muzan, who may disguise as much as he wants but is still a HE, forces her to welcome them in her home? She is too important to lose, so your job is to make like you enough so if she wants to rebel he can have something on her that would not kill her.] But who are you to say no to him, even with Nakime glaring dagger towards you.

The first weeks everytime you try to speak to her she sends you somewhere else. You are lucky that because of his orders, she doesn't throw you at the sun or starve you. It takes you a year for her to stop toying around with you.

Even before that you were getting her gifts and food. You did the basics, get her biwa strings and other materials sl she can take care of the instrument. [She doesn't really need them since her biwa is part of her blood art, it maintain itself, but she liked the gesture and the attention]. She also likes kimono's, she kept most of what you got her, some of them were not of her liking, but besides that, the feeling of filling a wardrobe made feel wealthy, but you have seen her wearing them. She is not a person of jewelry, but she kept a few of the ones you got her, mostly the ones for her hair. Every once in a while you find with one of those with part of her hair pulled up.

Her diet are mostly men, drunk men to be more clear. It's a weird taste since the slcohol tends to ruin the blood, and it's even more weird that she actually likes the lungs and vocal cords, but you don't comment on it. You had to ask him for this information since you never once saw her eat before you.

"I appreciate the gifts." It was the first time she said to you two years after you asked permission to court her. She was never the one to hold long conversations, and you were not the exception, but she did like to play and sing for you. You always show interest in her music, and she likes the positive attention. She likes when you call her nicknames related to music. "Dear melody" "My artist" and "Beats" are names she react positively.

It took you three teats for her to finally accept you, but she was hesitant. "I do warn you, if you change your attitude and become a deadbeat husband I will confine you into an endless corridor of my domain for you to starve until you kill yourselve." You swear the besides singing you never heard her voice say so many things in less than hours of difference. She is serious.

Still, you let her handle the ceremony the way she liked it as you got the priest and another kimono for her. For your surprise, not only the halls were decorated, but he would assist as well with his favorite Uppermoons. Nakime was not as pleased with their presence, but she wanted him there on this special night.

It went well to both of you and you started to stay with her at her domain, you kept doing gestures for her and helped in everything you could. She is happy with that.

Gyokko:

You ask Gyokko permission first, he only allows it because, of course you are enamored by him! Who in their sane mind wouldn't? If you want to show appreciation, then who is he to deny you? He will let you court him, but warning. One mistake and you're out.

When you asked him for the blessing, he looked at you for seconds as if you said both the most stupid yet interesting question one could ask. After a few seconds he decided that it wasn't his business and told you to do as you pleased. Gyokko was a bit offended by this but there wasn't anything anyone could do.

As for gifts, Gyokko likes art in general, so you could get him pieces or material for his pots. He appreciates it very much, since you show attention to his interests. "Oh, Y/N! You've got such a good taste! I may consider you as a husband later on, such a beautiful pigments, and you say they are foreign! I don't care if you stole them or buyed them, but I would love if you got me~" And to your surprise, his favorite art collection is actually the Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji fron Hokusai. "Stamping is, in my humble opinion as an artist, crass. But still, the motive is beautiful and has a very nice display of perspective." You get him the 46 prints.

Gyokko is very picky with his food, he only ever eats people with soft and tender skin and flesh, healthy organs, a clean body and a a face that's at least easy on the eyes. "Appearances help the appetite!" he explained the last point. But to be honest all of these traits together are easier to fing in young women and children, and he prefers the last one. Gyokko hates children, with his soul. Another dead child instantly makes his day better, so he gets very happy if you get him some to eat.

He hates nicknames, but he likes to use them. He also starts making you pots and sharing his food for you before the year ends, enamored by your accommodating attitude towards him. He also loves when you touch and massage his body, specially his scales in his last form. He loves that he is able to relax with you. "Oh, darling. Who would have though a beauty like me could fall for someone like you... no offense."

The moment you ask for his hand he jumps at the chance to design his own wedding, not letting you choose anything but still expecting you to help. Still, in arts and decoration he got good taste, so uou trust his judgement. It was a big event he filled with his summounings, javing the sits full. He made his sadistic art of joining men in a pot with some priests, who were the ones who married you.

"I bet you are very happy to be married to me, dear husband. You've got very lucky. I hope you keep amusing me as always~" It's good, he is still the center of attention. But you are both ok like that, besides you also keep getting presents from him and starts teaching you how to make pots. Also got you a grand honeymoon in the Tokashiki Island with his pots, in the Aharen beach, so no complaining.

[Keep him away from the children, please.]

Bonus: Gifts for the child

Kaigaku is still new at being a demon, he likes to collect things that remind him to his human life. Don't misunderstand, he is proud of his new strength and the fact he survived the Upper Moon One after just becoming a slayer, but he didn't ask to become a demon, it was just that the options were dying or that. He likes specially peach seeds, nichirin blades and cheap haoris. As for meals, he likes to eat young people, hopefully weak and male.

[vegetabletaxi]

headcanons about harry anderson no one cares about but like 5 people and i

i need to stress he is in my brain daily and i need to get some thoughts out please talk to me about harry anderson egbert guys please /silly

⭐🧵headcanons under the cut 🧵⭐

🧵 it's stated in "the insiders" that he has stage fright, but we are not given an explanation as to where it came from.

i like to imagine it's because he grew up with so many successful people in his family circle. not just because they are gods - but because they have talents that they are incredibly successful at. he's not as funny as his father, he's not as smart as his mother, he's not as savvy as rose, etc etc- and yet, he was brought into the spotlight from an early age nonetheless, having mentioned being in magazines and such. but he never talked, or said a word. meaning, he hasn't shown the world his potential at all yet... and he's terrified of doing so and disappointing them. his family, his friends, even strangers. it's a lot of pressure. and the more he lets it fester, the worse it gets.

🧵 he's in the theatre club but he's never properly acted/sang in front of anyone or participated in a play.

he's only been responsible for costumes. he really wants to participate - he rehearses for months on end before auditions - only to chicken out last minute.

🧵 he loves making other people shine more than shining himself.

we know he makes clothes. clothes are an art of self expression - and he loves dressing other people up so they can show their true potential. plus...it distracts him from his own failures.

🧵 he makes clothes for people that really need it, does a lot of charity work. the homeless, orphans, other school's plays, small local movies, etc.

he just loves to help out. he is genuinely a friendly person that cares and likes to keep himself busy.

🧵 ...and he also does make up!

this falls into the same category as the clothes thing, i think. he has a vanity table in his room. it's not hard to imagine him helping out with that too whenever he can.

🧵 he has officially been excused from holding presentations at school, much to his peer's dismay.

roxy knows his glossophobia (stage fright) is pretty damn bad, so she asked the school not to have him participate in things like that. people in turn think that he gets special treatment because of his god mom. overall he's not disliked though. i just think most people don't really know him, and tend to think of him as somewhat of a snob, if a friendly one. however his grades are only painfully average, partly because of this.

🧵 his relationship with his mom isn't perfect

now don't get me wrong, roxy is great, and they love each other very much. but i do think she has trouble talking about problems, and difficult things in general, and tends to keep things on the lighthearted side, which makes it hard to communicate issues with her. harry anderson would rather pretend he's got everything under control than bother his mom with 'frivilous problems'. ...one of such being kind of uncomfortable with aunt jane when he gets older. plus, he really doesn't want to disappoint her. he feels like he already is.

🧵a master of imitation

he can imitate any voice he wants to with perfect precision, including his mom's. makes calls to the house from school a lot easier. though she's pretty sneaky and finds out about this eventually lol

🧵 probably kins rarity from my little pony /lhj

🧵 he has the last name 'egbert', despite lalonde sounding better, to keep john's father's name alive.

🧵 unlabeled

he is very well versed in lgbt topics, as roxy made sure to teach him, but he doesn't really care to think about himself that way

🧵 born intersex but they really stuck with the name harry anderson so they just assigned him male at birth

told him he's free to choose when he's older of course and roxy refused to do any surgery on him. he just kept going with it though. for one he doesn't truly care about gender but also it's the name his dad wanted him to have, and he misses him a lot.

🧵 he gets along well with kanaya

clothes making go brrr :)

🧵 john does visit for some holidays, which he's happy about. but the day after that, he finds himself extremely sad he's gone again. he never calls back.

i love john but he absolutely is stuck in his own little "theyre fake anyway" narrative. also he's depressed as shit L bozo. this leaves harry anderson with the irrational fear that if only he had been better, he would've stayed "this time".

🧵 played a ton of retro games, and watched a lot of retro movies as a kid, because of roxy and john's influence

he tries talking about it with others but they have no idea what the fuck he's talking about ever

🧵 sometimes roxy is too lazy to do her make up so she lets harry anderson do it in the mornings

just thought that was a cute little domestic thing they do

🧵when john finally comes out as june, he helps her pass better

seeing as harry is so good at voice imitation he can help her voice train, and of course would be more than happy to make clothes that flatter her figure. finally someone will indulge him in dress up :)

anyway that's it for now byeeee

[forty-five-shots]

Yeah. Trans masc / male / FTM headcanons for Sal

🏳️‍⚧️ from a Sal kin

- Preferred Binding method is trans tape

- Chose the name Sal because his mother gave him the nickname “salmon” growing up

- Henry had issues coming to terms with it at first but now he’s very supportive with a few mistakes

- Oversized T shirts or hoodies when he can’t bind

- Larry was the very first person to find out, his response was the same to finding out Sals “mask” was a prosthetic

- Ashley found out second but was the most supportive person ever (trans ash trans ash trans ash)

- Travis fr couldn’t tell Sal was AFAB at all in highschool and by the time they were adults he didn’t give a shit

(Travis Phelps being oblivious to the existence of queer people that aren’t gay men trope where )

- People tried to use the name “Sally/Sallyface” with him to hurt him but he literally just ran with it

- T4T Ashley x Sal canon 💪

- Got top surgery as an adult but not bottom surgery

- Started testosterone around 16

[briarvalleyarchives]

ɪɢɴɪʜʏᴅᴇ

╰┈➤ ❝ although the king of the underworld is much older than the thorn fairy, or perhaps because of it, their kin has come to walk on completely different paths. while the valley of thorns values the old ways perhaps a little too much, the legacy of this great god lies in ever-present change and development. ❞

[f.], [m.] → female / male reader respectively | [pl.] → platonic | [g.] → general / no reader | [sug.] → suggestive | [hc] → headcanons | [os] → oneshot | [sh.] → short scenario | [s.] → part of a series | [a.] → angst

ɪᴅɪᴀ ꜱʜʀᴏᴜᴅ

"you're a bad liar, did you know?" [os]

adopting a pet with him [hc]

being re-incarnated into a new world as the bad guy [s.] [part 2]

distorted memories (dystopian au) [g. | a. | hc]

eating instant ramen at 2am with him [hc]

finding doodles of him in his crush's notebook [hc]

first snowfall [sh.]

forgetting your jacket and wearing someone else's [hc]

leaving a kiss mark on him...and how long it takes him to realize [hc]

love languages [hc]

one way or another [a. | os]

reacting to s/o sitting on his lap [hc]

relationship headcanons [hc]

rivals to lovers au [hc]

sharing news of your grades with him [hc]

sitting on his s/o's lap [hc]

study date [hc]

the mystery of the prefect's partner [os]

under the mistletoe with him [hc]

vc ghost!reader x online friend!idia [os]

warmth in hand [os]

when you crush on a game character

with a reader who's a game designer [os]

with an s/o who is a writer [hc]

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calling him cute [pl. | hc]

love languages [pl. | hc]

medusa!reader x nonhuman!ortho [os | pl.]

white life [poem] [learn life]