#source: jacksepticeye

[starlightshadowsworld]

Dazai explaining everything he learned to Ranpo and than Ranpo seeing Fyodor.

Ranpo:..I'm going need to put on my double seeing eye glasses for this. Because I can't even begin to see the amount of bullshit.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

BLU Spy: Why must you play God?

RED Medic: Because I’m so good at it!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you!”

— Karai, hearing Shredder’s lies

[dead-dog-dont-eat]

Eddie: Wade, what's MCFC stand for?

Deadpool: My Cute Fucking Cock

Eddie: ...

Deadpool: ...

Spiderman: *dying of laughter*

Eddie: You know, it's my fault for tossing that to you.

Deadpool: Yeah, I don't know what you thought what's gonna happen.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

“I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you!”

Antonio to Mentor Ji, Power Rangers Samurai

[incorrect-road-to-el-dorado]

Miguel: I'm sorry.

Tulio: You're not.

Miguel: I didn't know what I was doing!

Tulio: Well, I believe that part.

[incorrect-danmachi-quotes]

Bell: I'm sorry. Welf: You're not. Bell: I didn't know what I was doing! Lili: Well, I believe that part.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Zag: I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can’t even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

[leoprime13]

“There is no fury great enough for the amount of bullshit I’m about to unleash upon the world!”

-Godzilla Minus

[silelda]

Graves: I hope all of you are ready to die. ‘Cause I will sacrifice any of you. I don’t have any emotional attachment to a single one of you.

Source: Jacksepticeye - House of Ashes - Part 3

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: It's meme time, it's meme time~ The only cure for sadness!

[starlightshadowsworld]

Atsushi: getting his leg torn off... again. Okay fine, are we doing this? Cool breaks their leg

Person: screams

Atsushi: So utterly done You're fine, walk it off.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Cyclops: Trauma I can handle, but doing stuff over and over again? N o o o o thanks!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph is searching for his brothers while fighting the Foot Clan]

Raph: Have any of you seen my brothers? They look just like me - less handsome?

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Lila: I have a plan. William: It can’t involve murder. Lila: I have no plan.

[incorrect-road-to-el-dorado]

Tulio: I have a plan.

Miguel: It can’t involve murder.

Tulio: I have no plan.