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Kunikida: I’m going to have to put on my fucking double seeing glasses. Because I can’t even begin to see the amount of bullshit coming from you!
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Cyclops: Trauma I can handle, but doing stuff over and over again? N o o o o thanks!
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“I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you!”
— Karai, hearing Shredder’s lies
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: jacksepticeye#source: youtube#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#karai#shredder#oroku saki#swear warning
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Eddie: Wade, what's MCFC stand for?
Deadpool: My Cute Fucking Cock
Eddie: ...
Deadpool: ...
Spiderman: *dying of laughter*
Eddie: You know, it's my fault for tossing that to you.
Deadpool: Yeah, I don't know what you thought what's gonna happen.
#eddie brock#wade wilson#peter parker#venom movie#deadpool#spiderman#the amazing spider man#deadpool movie#marvel#mcu#marvel movies#source: jacksepticeye#incorrect marvel#marvel comics#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu#incorrect quotes#spidypool#veddie#symbrock
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“I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you!”
Antonio to Mentor Ji, Power Rangers Samurai
#incorrect quotes#power rangers#Power Rangers Samurai#antonio garcia#source: jacksepticeye#submission
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Bell: I'm sorry. Welf: You're not. Bell: I didn't know what I was doing! Lili: Well, I believe that part.
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Miguel: I'm sorry.
Tulio: You're not.
Miguel: I didn't know what I was doing!
Tulio: Well, I believe that part.
#road to el dorado#the road to el dorado#miguel and tulio#tulio and miguel#tulio#miguel#incorrect quotes#source: jacksepticeye
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Zag: I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can’t even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
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“There is no fury great enough for the amount of bullshit I’m about to unleash upon the world!”
-Godzilla Minus
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Graves: I hope all of you are ready to die. ‘Cause I will sacrifice any of you. I don’t have any emotional attachment to a single one of you.
Source: Jacksepticeye - House of Ashes - Part 3
#source: jacksepticeye#incorrect quotes#cod incorrect quotes#incorrect cod quotes#cod modern warfare#call of duty incorrect quotes#call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes#incorrect call of duty quotes
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Barnaby: It's meme time, it's meme time~ The only cure for sadness!
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Dazai explaining everything he learned to Ranpo and than Ranpo seeing Fyodor.
Ranpo:..I'm going need to put on my double seeing eye glasses for this. Because I can't even begin to see the amount of bullshit.
#source: jacksepticeye#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd 114.5#bsd ranpo#bsd dazai#bsd fyodor#bsd manga#bsd manga spoilers
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BLU Spy: Why must you play God?
RED Medic: Because I’m so good at it!
#submission#source: jacksepticeye#source: sicut-anima#source: submission#TF2 Spy#TF2 Medic#Team Fortress 2#incorrect quotes#not mine
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[Raph is searching for his brothers while fighting the Foot Clan]
Raph: Have any of you seen my brothers? They look just like me - less handsome?
#thank you for the submission <3#submission#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: Jacksepticeye#source: youtube#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#raphael#leonardo#donatello#michelangelo#the foot clan
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Lila: I have a plan. William: It can’t involve murder. Lila: I have no plan.
#who's lila#who’s lila?#william clarke#lila#source: jacksepticeye#mod lila#weird to get a jse quote before a markiplier quote cuz mark's the guy i actually watch but hey if it works lmao#assuming this quote is sourced correctly from the blog i stole it from ofc ghkldsjgl
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Edgar: I'm sorry.
Elisabeth: You're not.
Edgar: I didn't know what I was doing!
Elisabeth: Well, I believe that part.
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