#source: jacksepticeye

[starlightshadowsworld]

Kunikida: I’m going to have to put on my fucking double seeing glasses. Because I can’t even begin to see the amount of bullshit coming from you!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Cyclops: Trauma I can handle, but doing stuff over and over again? N o o o o thanks!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you!”

— Karai, hearing Shredder’s lies

[syrusinthedust]

[incorrect-danmachi-quotes]

Bell: I'm sorry. Welf: You're not. Bell: I didn't know what I was doing! Lili: Well, I believe that part.

[incorrect-road-to-el-dorado]

Miguel: I'm sorry.

Tulio: You're not.

Miguel: I didn't know what I was doing!

Tulio: Well, I believe that part.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Zag: I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can’t even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

[leoprime13]

“There is no fury great enough for the amount of bullshit I’m about to unleash upon the world!”

-Godzilla Minus

[silelda]

Graves: I hope all of you are ready to die. ‘Cause I will sacrifice any of you. I don’t have any emotional attachment to a single one of you.

Source: Jacksepticeye - House of Ashes - Part 3

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: It's meme time, it's meme time~ The only cure for sadness!

[starlightshadowsworld]

Dazai explaining everything he learned to Ranpo and than Ranpo seeing Fyodor.

Ranpo:..I'm going need to put on my double seeing eye glasses for this. Because I can't even begin to see the amount of bullshit.

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Lila: I have a plan. William: It can’t involve murder. Lila: I have no plan.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: I'm sorry.

Elisabeth: You're not.

Edgar: I didn't know what I was doing!

Elisabeth: Well, I believe that part.

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

Leo: When life gives you lemons, you say I don't want your damn lemons! I'm gonna burn your house down with combustible lemons!

Source

[incorrect-road-to-el-dorado]

Tulio: I have a plan.

Miguel: It can’t involve murder.

Tulio: I have no plan.

[selfshiprequests]

If it's no trouble, could I get headcanons for Darkiplier and Anticepticeye with a male s/i who loves to listen to music with them and get them into new bands and songs?

sure thing anon!! i didnt expect to get any ego requests, i was super happy to see this in the inbox <3 hope ya like it

- mod malware

they both love to hear about the things you like; music included! granted, you won't often hear them say it out loud, especially from anti, but hey, it's the thought that counts, yeah?

outwardly, anti scoffs at whatever you're making him listen to, acting like its an inconvenience, but there's a reason he lets you play the music for him anyways. he often actually likes the songs and artists you introduce him to; even the ones that seem WAY out of character for him to enjoy. turns out he actually has pretty broad music taste

"dude, this song fuckin' sucks." (his head has been nodding to the beat since it started playing)

of course, his preferences lean more towards rock, death metal, breakcore, and dubstep, which is the type of music he'll blast loud enough to be heard through the entire house without any shame. but, if you occasionally make him listen to a sappy love song or a pop song too catchy for it's own good, you might catch him listening to it with headphones on at 3am.

he tends to get really into his music too, for lack of better phrasing. listening to music can change his entire mood, for better or for worse; naturally, he prefers music that'll get him fuckin pumped up !!!!

and then, we have dark. his taste in music is a lot more enclosed; he tends to prefer slower, gentle music, often in the circle of classical, jazz, swing, sometimes opera and even musical theatre when he's feeling more dramatic. he'd probably take a liking to the rocky horror picture show.

that being said though, he's willing to listen to whatever you'd like him to listen to; he can tell it means something to you, and he'll trust your judgement.

"hm, this is... interesting. who did you say composed this? i'll have to take a look into their catalogue later."

he's not super likely to actively enjoy or seek out a lot of the music you show him, as he generally just doesn't like a lot of modern music. there's definitely the occasional exception though.

maybe try to avoid stuff that's too energetic (anything that anti would like basically), as it can give him headaches.

i imagine trying to jam out with both of them would be a little difficult considering their very very opposing music tastes (anti thinks dark's music is boring, dark thinks anti's music is just mindless noise).

"listen, anti, there's a very distinct emotional turmoil present in the flow of the melody, one that-"

"blah blah blah, nobody cares about your 'emotional turmoil' old man. your music is shit, go argue with a wall"

... you're sure to find something they both like eventually, right?

and even if you don't, well, they'd probably both stay anyways. because if it makes you happy to share your music with them, then it'd be worth it in the end, without question.

maybe you'll find they secretly have an affinity for lady gaga or something :P