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beatersteeleblippoedition · 8 days ago

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pov: you just took a shit in his notebook

no more toilet paper.. :(

#No more toilet paper #He's mad I think #i took to many chocolate laxatives #chocolate laxatives #cerebral palsy #type o negative #peterlippi #she peter in bowl till i ramen #peter steele #kenny hickey #josh silver #johnny kelly #sal abruscato #donald grump

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ceaselessbasher · 2 months ago

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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

#i was thinking 'damn that man is going to build a tower of Babel made of chocolate some day. his hubris is out of control'#and then i got mad at myself when i realized i had gone for the tower of babel instead of Icarus when it fits much better #he's too powerful guys #amaury guichon #chocolate guy #mogologue #60k

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starridge · 3 months ago

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puppet hour was brutal

#this was a part of a comic i sketched as a warmup but it was too many panels so im posting this on its own #gravity falls #the book of bill #mabel pines #stanford pines #that one page gave me hope that ford trusts mabel and treats her better than he did in the show #cuz man it always made me so mad watching the show #like iknow its the point that ford thinks he and dipper are just like... better and smarter #not that he doesnt like mabel #but like idk!!!!! idk!!!!!!!!!!#the book of bill is redeeming ford a bit 2 me

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maeamian · 2 months ago

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If you saw me agreeing with being annoyed about wasted helium in a fictional context and were like "I bet she has some more helium based anger in her life" good news LAPD fucked up a raid on a medical facility they thought was a pot farm and flat out ruined thousands of gallons of the stuff.

#Back in the day the lab I worked in went through the stuff at a hell of a rate #But that was to actually do something at least #It's also fucking humiliating that a SF paper gets to write up our cops being dipshits #I am so fucking mad about both these aspects the wasted helium and that SF gets to laugh at us #I wrote a very very angry email to my city councilor but I do that like twice a week and I don't think he reads them or anything #So I suspect this one will also not move much

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 4 months ago

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bad guys with bad intentions

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #albert wesker #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #not ship #i think karl and wesker would not get along #like i know they r both evil #but i think wesker would think hes so much better than karl #and karl would be so mad about it

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gothicwill · 6 months ago

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#personally I think lestat he’s my babygorl✨#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv s2 #lestat de lioncourt #sam reid

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bluegiragi · 4 months ago

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save me trans wolverine save me

full version on patreon

#suggestive!!!#theres gotta be a more...functional reason that he calls deadpool “mouth”#rrrrghhhhh #i think im done with this temporary bout of poolverine madness btw #just had to get them out of my system #wolverine #deadpool #deadclaw #poolverine

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damiel-of-real · 6 months ago

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new headcanon: papyrus allows mad mew mew to keep living in the house because he hopes she'll drive out the annoying dog. but then she just keeps engaging in looney tunes esque shenanigans with it and its just an overall far worse situation

#i considered making papyrus look shocked or exhausted or something but i decided stalwart optimism is a much funnier reaction #he 100% still thinks this is the smartest idea #undertale #undertale fanart #sans #sans undertale #sans the skeleton #papyrus #papyrus undertale #mad mew mew #annoying dog #the annoying dog #dami's art #mad mew mew throws a stick of dynamite and the dog walks back over holding it like its fetch

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gamora-borealis · 1 month ago

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need a spray bottle or something for every time dan says "i'm so sorry" to a phannie who tells him that his content has been significant in their life. like bitch cringe is dead and you made our lives better, just say thank you!!!

#i can't be too mad because. radical self acceptance is hard for him. but i do think phil should spray him like a cat. unless he's into it.#phan #dan and phil #dnp

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anna-scribbles · 1 year ago

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last one i promise(<—lie)

#let’s as a society think more about why adrien wanted to go to school #and what. perhaps. he thought school was #i think the way chloe describes it she really is just a beautiful rich girl with too much time on her hands #and no one at school is treating her accordingly.#abby got so mad at me today because she thinks it’s too cringe that i keep taking about adrien liking ohshc #which is like. how are you gonna know me my whole life and then be disappointed when i’m cringe.#i’ve never hidden who i am. it’s cringe all the way down #anyway #ml #my art #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #chloe bourgeois #ohshc #wait i am gonna tag this thirteen actually. just go with me #thirteen

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swugflower · 1 year ago

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Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

#this post was supposed to be about who he thinks is the hottest #but a good chunk of them are still minors and I didn’t want anyone mad at me for a shit post written at 2am #so it turned into favorite #swugs ted talk #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian al ghul #duke Thomas #and yes I know Team Batman is way bigger but this is about the main bitches #stephanie brown #spoiler

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sesamestreep · 23 days ago

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speaking of “day of the dove”, it deserves to be famous just for the part where the Klingon captain is talking to Kirk and Spock and his wife who’s just been beamed aboard comes up and starts laying into him and he goes “my wife and science officer” by way of explanation and introduction and it cuts to Kirk and Spock looking at them like this for no real reason

which could mean nothing

#give them a second they’re buffering still #I know they looked nonplussed but the pacing of the cutaway is half of the joke #I know Kirk is just in ‘I hate Klingons’ mode but in my heart he’s mad because being married to the science officer is HIS thing #I’m really on a roll with the bad posts today #ftr I do know it means nothing actually I just think it’s funny #tos #star trek #spirk

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 4 months ago

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"How come there's no multi-war chess?"

Tim looked up at the entity that had been haunting him for the past few weeks now, "What does that even mean?"

"You know how chess is basically a game about two kingdoms going to war with eachother?" The being asked, his white gloves gesturing about lazily, "well wouldn't it make sense for chess competitions to make the players go into the next round with only the pieces that "survived" the last war? It would be more interesting."

Danny smirked as he watched Mr. Drakes mind whirring at all the new strategies and potential. Comforted in the knowledge that Mr. Drake wasn't going to get much paperwork done tonight, let alone have time to work on his project for the competition, Danny let himself vanish from the other boys office.

All he needed to do was keep distracting Tim from the competition and that prize was all Tuckers.

He just prayed Sam didn't find out he was doing this or that he was getting chased around by bats every other night or else she'd kill him the rest of the way

#dpxdc #prompts #fanfiction prompts #danny phantom #tim drake #tucker foley #danny has suspicions that the waynes and the bats are connected somehow and is tormenting tim with that too #tim is mad hes been benched with this unknown stalking him constantly #they cant track him or hit him and its driving them nuts #danny fenton #tucker begged danny to do this since he didnt think he could beat tim fairly #idk what the prize for the competition is. yall decide #Constantine either isnt touching this with a 10 foot pole or has no idea what this guy is and is obsessed with finding out #batman #danny is homeless and has nothing better to do than bother this rich guy with classic hauntings and witty banter 24/6 #i ment 24/7 but yeah he can take a day off i guess

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heartorbit · 25 days ago

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