#He’s my number one

[birdy-babe]

I LOVE U BLITZO

[montelotl]

Zagreus is a Disney Prince in my eyes. He would go to the ends of the Earth to save you, say your eyes look like gemstones, have the charisma to soften an entire army, practice the lute to serenade you….

I’m surprised a lot of people aren’t in love with him

[kalofi]

need to crush him in the hydraulic press

[atomicfoxx]

Valeria could also get it tbh

[littlealexhorne]

and i don’t know why, cuz there ain’t no guy that can match me pound for pound

[simplyxsinned]

YOU ASKED ME THIS FIRST. NOW I AM ASKING IT TO YOU-

GIMME YOUR OPINIONS ON ALHAITHAM, HOMIE 🎤🎤

BROSKI WROTE A WHOLE ESSAY REPORT 😭/pos

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY EXCEPT THAT I LOVE HIS CHARACTER DESIGN AND PERSONALITY AND ID DEFINITELY PULL FOR HIM

[ckygetsjobs]

no bc what if I lose my dico hyperfixation… what would I do then… like I live and breathe dico it’s not funny…

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.

one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.

[ditzybat]

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

[heynhay]

do u guuys remember how huge lovebug was. back in ye days.

[njk-mr]

HIMMMMMMMMM

[tatakaeeren]

Levi fulfilled his promise...

[kensatou]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[the-music-maniac]

How to get your brainwashed husband back - a tutorial by Roronoa Zoro:

Exhibit A:

Tiddies

Aka I got tired of crying over zosan angst

[cup-o-stars]

I never know what's going on in this mfer's head

[lanabenikosdoormat]

happy birthday baby boy