#He’s my bbg (please I’m joking that was a joke)

[nekokvmaa]

finally saw the new trolls movie today and I HAVE ACQUIRED THE SILLIES

It came with others but they don’t matter

[diorsluv]

casual , part 6

“ someone you couldn’t lose ”

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yourusername

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yourusername guess what hoe (affectionate) ruined my day this time 🥰

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rutgermcgroarty i’m your only hoe right 🥺🥺

→ yourusername aw you’re funny sweetie you’re like my fifth hoe

→ rutgermcgroarty but you told me i was the only one for you 😔😔😔😔😔

→ yourusername i lied bbg i got other bitches 🙏

→ vivianliu IT’S ME I’M OTHER BITCHES!!!!

lhughes_06 you weren’t hanging out with him this much when i was still there 🤨🤨

→ yourusername you unnecessarily took up 50% of the time i could have been spending with my lovely best friend

→ lhughes_06 im ur brother.

→ yourusername hes my best friend.

→ rutgermcgroarty YOU ADMITTED IT IM THE LOVELIEST BEST FRIEND yourusername

→ yourusername lovely and loveliest are two very different things rut

username28 ethan’s definitely malding i can hear it already

edwards.73 i asked if you wanted to come over but you didn’t respond

→ yourusername you texted me at midnight

→ edwards.73 yeah

→ mackie.samo eddy you absolute dumbass

→ edwards.73 WHAT DID I DO??

→ rutgermcgroarty do you ever text her before 11 pm 😭😭

→ edwards.73 not really why?

→ markestapa you just answered your own question buddy

_quinnhughes tell me if your little boyfriend isn’t treating you right

→ yourusername not my bf!!!!! remember he doesn’t want labels quinny

→ _quinnhughes that in itself is already bad enough

→ lhughes_06 the only reason i haven’t flown back to beat him up yet is because of the little respect i still have for you yourusername

→ yourusername well aren’t you just an angel 😐

username17 whats stopping rosie x rut from happening???

→ username11 everything

→ username2 everything = ethan

vivianliu i hate how you guys are so sibling coded

→ yourusername awww are you jealous 🥺🥺🥺

→ rutgermcgroarty stop it vivi you’re breaking my heart

→vivianliu hahaha very funny we all know your little crush on her never went away 😐😐

→ rutgermcgroarty DONT EXPOSE ME TO THE PUBLIC LIKE THAT

→ yourusername RUT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

markestapa i have an inkling you’re doing this on purpose 🤨

→ yourusername you’re tinkling????

→ mackie.samo the hell is an inkling 💀

→ dylanduke25 mark we need to address the tinkle problem

→ markestapa THATS NOT THE POINT OF THIS COMMENT

→ edwards.73 fr that’s what i’m saying

→ _alexturcotte maybe she is doing it on purpose

trevorzegras are you breaking my boy’s heart??

→ yourusername quite the opposite

→ trevorzegras uh huh

→ jackhughes IS THAT A COD REFERENCE yourusername

→ yourusername no jack i’m not quoting ghost 😒

username93 best friend supremacy

username1 this is your and rut’s world, we’re just living in it 🙏

dylanduke25 rosie did you know that jealousy is a real thing

→ yourusername did jealousy accidentally break the shower head again

→ dylanduke25 yes. and jealousy almost burned the building down

→ luca.fantilli jealousy also punched a hole through the front door

→ markestapa and somehow knocked out the entire heating system in the dorms??

→ yourusername oh god

username75 what happened to ethan 😰

colecaufield BREAK IT OFF

→ yourusername my friendship with rut???

→ colecaufield you know what i’m talking about 🙄

→ yourusername idk do i?? 🤔🤔

adamfantilli you stole my boyfriend.

→ yourusername oh did i? oops! 🤭

→ adamfantilli i will drive back there just to fight you

→ yourusername jokes on you cuz rut n i are already heading to springfield for a mini road trip

→ rutgermcgroarty shhhh you weren’t supposed to tell anyone 🙁

username60 oh look it’s my sanity slowly leaving me

username49 am i the only one still supporting rosie x ethan 😟😟

username18 PLEASE i’ve been begging for more content for forever i’m so happy

yourusername

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vivianliu damn babe when’d you get all philosphical and shit with your little quotes??

→ yourusername when i cried over him for 3 hours straight ‼️

→ rutgermcgroarty i’m sorry you WHAT

→ jackhughes this is unacceptable

_quinnhughes you’re really testing my nerves rosie

→ yourusername how so 🤨

→ _quinnhughes you gotta stop letting him treat you like that kid

→ yourusername i’ll be fine quinn don’t worry about me

username13 SO PRETTYYY

username52 the quotes hit different though

adamfantilli this is literally a direct call out????

→ yourusername it is?? i never woulda guessed 😱

→ adamfantilli yknow maybe you should just end it here

→ yourusername it’s okay i know how to fix things i’m like bob the builder

username67 i’m sensing a cry for help

→ yourusername 🙏

username3 that third quote really hit a lil too close to home

username11 oh babe…

markestapa r u ok

→ yourusername don’t sound like you’re being held at gunpoint 😭

→ markestapa Are you okay?

→ yourusername yes crayola marker i’m just dandy

→ markestapa i’m sorry

→ yourusername for what??

→ markestapa him

mackie.samo he’s just being a pussy rosie don’t worry about it

→ yourusername i’m a chronic worrier 😰😰

→ mackie.samo he’s trying, he promises

→ yourusername wish he could tell me that himself

jackhughes it physically pains me to see you like this

→ yourusername i’m ok!

→ jackhughes you never say “ok” 😭

username25 man this even hurts me

username49 this is why i hate men

→ vivianliu REAL SHIT

rutgermcgroarty this is really affecting you isn’t it..

→ yourusername take a wild gander

→ rutgermcgroarty i’ll take you to the lakes after morning practice tomorrow

→ yourusername you don’t have to

→ rutgermcgroarty best friend duties call 🫡

username74 shitttt this the story of my life

edwards.73 fr

next chapter notes ) so unfortunately i’ve decided that imma make the chapters shorter so it’s easier for me to post and i won’t get burnt out as quickly.. please forgive me!!

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[whyse7vn]

MOVING OUT -

[ot7 x reader]

BFFS 😁💜

8 participants - 8 online

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jk: #NEWYEARNEWHOME

#NEWME 🙌🏼

hobi: don’t want to know don’t care shut up

jin: what now

jimin: sighs

tae: AWOMAN 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

yooongi: …

jk: #newbeginings 🙏🏼

namjoon: ??

jk: i’m moving out guys 😆

like living on my own

me

i am

no joke

real life

living with y/n era OVER

hobi: attention seeker

jin: idk if you can even survive on ur own

y/n: he’s being stupid

ignore him pls

jk: house warming party soon guys!!!!

everyone invited unless ur name starts with a j

yoongi: your name starts with a j

jk: everyone invited unless ur surname starts with a j

yoongi: are you stupid

jin: is this about y/ns new bf lmao

y/n: i brought jaehyun over ONCE and now kooks spiralling

jk: idk who is jaehyun sorry idk who that is or what ur talking about sorry idk a thing

namjoon: sighs

yoongi: lowkey valid

y/n: ????????

yoongi: i mean if we were living together and you brought a rat back home i would loose my mind a bit

y/n: namjoon

namjoon: yoongi

yoongi: just saying

jimin: LMAOOO

y/n: not funny

jimin: just a little bit

tae: i heard jaehyun a world famous cheater

y/n: guys

hobi: look you made her upset

jk: y/ns upset?

jin: yikes

jimin: it’s not even my fault

yoongi just makes me giggle some times

yoongi: 🫰🏼

tae: i’ll hold you bbg sshhh don’t cry

namjoon: ew

y/n: i really really like him ok

so if you all could actually maybe just give him a chance and not be assholes for once i would really appreciate it

hobi: ofc pretty <3

jimin: ok but do you love him

namjoon: jimin

jimin: WHAT sorry i really need to know

jk: DONT ANSWER THAT

jin: woah

jk: i mean you don’t have to answer that haha

i’m still moving out btw

tae: i think you should give up i don’t think she’s gonna tell you to stay

omg like a dog

stay

i wish someone would tell me to stay

“stay 😡”

ok bae i’ll stay

am i ur good boy?

tell me i am

look at me

i stayed here

waiting for you

tell me i’m your good boy tell me please

hobi: bro

tae: sorry got lost in the source

namjoon: you mean the sauce?

tae: yesss mayo!!

@y/n tell me to say

y/n: absolutely not

i can tell you to kys tho

tae: Keep Yourself here and Stay

a win for kim taehyung

y/n: kill yourself

tae: no

heheheh

i’m a bad boy tonight

what you gonna do about it 😝

jimin: oh my god stop talking

tae: she wants me

y/n: she has a boyfriend

tae: never even seen that man in the same room as you

u sure you not making this relationship up

y/n: do i need to send you a fucking sex tape to prove it

tae: i mean…..

if you want lol

y/n: ur gross

tae: you’ve kissed me

y/n: top ten worst moments of my life

tae: WOAHHHHHHH

UMMM

OK NOW YOU’VE CROSSED A LINE

namjoon: enough

both of you

y/n: taes a shit kisser

tae: NO I AM NOT

NAMJOON TELL HER IM

NOT OHMYGOD HOW DARE SHE

namjoon: wydm tell her?

ur acting like i’ve kissed you to know

tae: i’ll kiss you

namjoon: i’m going to block you

tae: I AM NOT A SHIT KISSER

jimin: tae can’t kiss tae can’t kiss

tae: STOP I CAN

hobi: that’s really sad actually

jk: can someone do me a favour

yoongi: no

namjoon: what’s the favour?

yoongi: it’s gonna be something stupid

jk: joon can you buy me a house??

yoongi: shocker!!

tae: guys i’m a great kisser ask all the girls i’ve kissed

jimin: girls?

the only other girl you’ve kissed is jennie

tae: THATS NOT TRUE I NEVER KISSED THAT WOMAN IN MY LIFE

hobi: she didn’t let you kiss her even tho you flew all the way to paris for her??

that’s crazy

jin: maybe she was waiting for marriage

y/n: maybe she was waiting for the police

namjoon: i am not buying you a house are you out of ur mind??

jk: but how i’m i supposed to move out?

namjoon: buy ur own house?

tae: why would she be waiting for the police??????

jin: being seen with you is a crime in itself

don’t even get me started of being seen publicly HOLDING HANDS with you

hobi: right yikes

jimin: what’s the french police number?

y/n: fuck knows

jin: baguette snail croisant

jimin: those are not numbers

hobi: isn’t that racist?

jin: to who?

hobi: the french??

jin: you can be racist to the french???????

hobi: i think idk???

jin: shit you better lock me up then

been oui oui baguette eiffel tower bonejawing my whole life

y/n: bonejaw??????????

tae: jin ur like a mega racist…

hobi: do you like trump be honest

jin: tf is trump

jk: namjoon pls oh pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺

yoongi: can you guys not have 2 conversations at once thanks

tae: just say you can’t keep up

yoongi: just kill yourself

tae: WOAH

namjoon get him!!!!

namjoon: am i a dog??

why do i have to always get someone

i think you guys need to learn how to fight ur own battles

tae: dog

“stay😡😡😡😡”

w-what’s happening to me 😰😭

🧍🏻‍♂️… 🧎🏻‍♂️…. 🐕

arf? 🥺

*head tilt*

jimin: this is why women avoid you

tae: take a leaf out of my book bro

jimin: would genuinely rather die

hobi: /gen /srs

yoongi: /kys

jin: wait so jungkooks moving out but doesn’t have a home to move into

jk: i can always move in with yoongi

yoongi: LOL

jk: or jimin

jimin: wow the weather is great today guys 😆

jk: hobi will have me

hobi: no!

jk: jin joon??

namjoon: give up

jin: are you silly

tae: i could

jk: no thank you ❤️

tae: wtf

y/n: LMAO

tae: what’s wrong with living with me???

jk: u scare me a lot i’m sorry

tae: fucking bitch

jimin: what if y/n moved in with jaehyun then you have the house to urself?

jk: ARE YOU SILLY???

WHY WOULD I WANT THAT

IMG THE THOUGHT OF THAT MAKES ME WANT YO THROW UP

NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN

jimin: woah ok don’t shoot me in the head tf??

thought you wanted this independent life

y/n: i mean i can if that’s what u really want kook

jk: KOOK HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE

my knees just gave out >.<

WAIT NO DONT MOVE IN WITH HIM YOU DONT HAVE TO IM SORRY NO DONT DO THAT

jin: u make me wanna throw up

jk: i love living with you!!! i’m sorry i’m not gonna move out so please don’t move out either living with you has been and IS the best thing that’s ever happened to me please don’t go

hobi: that’s a shinee song

jimin: didn’t she fuck a shinee member LMAO 💀

namjoon: jimin

jimin: sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

tae: so you can fight her battles for her but fighting mine is an issue????

ok sexism IS real females were onto something with this one

y/n: females??

yoongi: they way you dig urself deeper and deeper into unlikeability is truly insane

tae: my fault feminist yoongi here to get my ass 💀💀💀💀

NO IM SORRY I DIDNt MEAN THAT LMAOO

PLS DONT HURT ME

IDK WHY I SAID THAT

THE DEMONS TOOK OVER FOR A SEC

NO JOKE BLACKED OUT

DONT EVEN REMEMBER SAYING THAT

NAMJOON TELL HIM IT WAS A MISTAKE

JOON

KIM NAMJOON TELL HIM TELL HIM

hobi: tell me tell me tttttell me

yoongi: i’m gonna shoot him

namjoon: understandable

hobi: it’s the love shot

jk: i’m not moving out guys

jin: no shit

y/n: hobi answer my ft >_<

hobi: give me one sec my love!!!!!!!!!!

jimin: woah???

jin: uhhhhhhhh

tae: group ft ❤️!!

y/n: kys!!

tae: why do girls not fuck with the nice guys anymore

hobi blew up a school once

hobi: ??

tae: get off the phone so my gf can call ME

yoongi: i beg you to shut the fuck up

tae: beggar

jimin: that coming from you is actually insane tae!

tae: what

namjoon: so whose hosting games night this week

yoongi: not me

jin: i did it last time

jimin: my place is real messy

hobi: don’t wanna :/

tae: i refuse in protest of tae respect and love in this gc

y/n: me and jk can

since he’s not moving out and all

jk: 😁!!

namjoon: cool

everyone ok with that?

jin: yup

jimin: ok

yoongi: yes

tae: whatever lol

hobi: y/n why don’t you invite jaehyun??

so we can all properly meet him

you’ve met his members right??

he should meet yours no?

yoongi: ?????

tae: ARE YOU SILLY

jin: ur so wrong for that

y/n: ahhhh idk

i mean i have met his members

and i really do want you guys to properly meet him as well…

jimin: somethings going on

jk: haha yeah lol i mean i’ve met him already

he was my friend lol haha not that it matters but that’s ok

did i say was ?? i meant is lol sorry i wouldn’t stop being his friend just cuz he’s dating you that would be silly

but yeah but if you want him to come that’s cool

but he really really really doesn’t need to haha

namjoon: y/n bring your boyfriend

y/n: are you sure???

tae: NO??£:£:££:

jin: yes!!! #drama

jimin: ofc

yoongi: whatever

jk: hahah lol hahah

y/n: ok

hobi: great ☺️!!!

cant wait

jimin: i bet

hobi: ??

jimin: nothing

hobi: y/n answer :p

y/n: okokokokokokokokok

jimin: i’m gonna do some deep diving i’ll talk to you all later

(unfortunately)

(and by force not cuz i like you)

(the talking to you later part not the diving part)

bye

jk: woah didn’t know jimin was a diver

yoongi: ur stupid

@y/n reply to my message

bye

jin: wow guys i’m really exited for games night

gotta stock up on the alcohol

so i guess i’m going too

bye 👋🏻

tae: good i’m going as well

i’ve got to go and punch a wall

jungkook come over

this is srs business

jk: okay ^_^

getting in my car

speak to you all later 💓

hobi: y/n told me to tell you all bye

so bye from her and bye from me

😁🫰🏼😁🫰🏼😁🫰🏼😁🫰🏼😁🫰🏼😁🫰🏼

namjoon: woah

did we

did we just end a conversation normally….

oh my god

wow

guys wow omg

this is the first time this has happened

wow

i’m in shock

this is such a big step for us

i’m so proud

um

wow

what do i even say rn

….

um

yoongi: how about goodbye

blowing up my phone for no reason

namjoon: no ur right i’m sorry

goodbye guys

um

have a good day???

yeah

um wow

yeah have a good day guys i mean it

i honestly and truly mean it

wow

yeah and

yoongi removed namjoon from “BFFS 😁💜”

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hobi sus

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[likeabulldigidigibombombombom]

Stray Kids x Fem!reader (Petname headcanons)

Random Stray Kids pet name headcanons because I’m too lazy to write a whole fucking fic but I still want to post:

Warnings: Nothing at all except some extremely cringe petnames, Remember that this is all just my opinion!

Bang Chan would call you:

Baby 

Probably baby girl but I’m not a fan of that nickname so I’m gonna ignore the immense likelihood of it😻😻😻

Sweetheart

Honey

He’s a cutie fr

Lee Know would call you:

Honey 

“Does dumbass count as a petname?”

Babe or baby as a substitute

For some reason I think he would sometimes use the sickly sweet wholesome ones as well

A rare ‘Love’

Changbin would call you:

Cutie

Baby

I have no reasoning

You just make his heartu beateugh

Hyunjin would call you:

Beautiful

Darling

Angel

Bro is so poetic and for what

FYM “Angel” You literally purposely slapped your hand on a table and then died😐

(This is no hate to Hyunjin he’s so bbg)

Han would call you:

I think he would start calling you certain nicknames as a joke and eventually get so used to it that it isn’t even a joke anymore

For example

Pookie

Pookie bear

Cutie Patootie

Baba grill

Cheesy Mcchicken with a Mcflurry on the side

If he’s being serious

Babe

Darling

Felix would call you:

I think he’d use sickly sweet nicknames

Honey

Love

Sunshine

He’d also call you his pookie wookie bear AS A JOKE and it would stay STRICTLY SATIRE

Seungmin would call you:

He would annoy you with the worst pet names ever

Muffin

Cupcake

DeLiCaTe FlOwEr

If he was being serious, I think he’d be more of a plain nickname guy

Baby

Babe

I.N would call you:

I think he’d also use pretty plain ones

Baby

Babe

Honey

He’s trying and that’s what matters😇

Author note: These are the first headcanons that I’ve ever made, so like always, constructive criticism is wanted! If you liked this, please follow me for more fanfics like this one <3 Thank you!

Masterlist

[sponcarmicheals]

TEEN!Micheal Afton Fluff Alphabet

Warnings!: None!

they/them pronouns intended

A= Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?) :

He adores EVERYTHING about u! but the thing he most adores about you is your as- i mean your personality! Jokes aside, he adores every part of you but mostly your laugh. He just finds it so pretty and soothing.

B= Body (what is their favorite part of your body?) :

DEF YOUR THIGHS. HE JUST GIVE THIGH GUY VIBES YK?!?!! HE ADORES THEM NO MATTER THICK OR THIN, SHORT OR TALL, LIGHT OR DARK HE LOVES THEM ANYWAY‼️

C= Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?) :

He def cuddles facing or spooning! He 100% small spoon most of them time, but if your not feeling well or your sad he’ll be big spoon

D= Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?) :

Dates at the diner 100% (before bite of 87’ ofc) or arcade dates! He’d beat you half the time but sometimes let you win bc he’s a gentleman (to you and only you)

E= Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?) :

He has a hard time with emotions, especially after the d3ath of his little brother, but he tries his best to express his emotions to you from time to time.

F= Family (do they want one? If they do, when?) :

He definitely wants a family but just not yet, the reasoning is because his greatest fear is that when he gets kids he feels like he gonna turn into his father. So he wants to wait a dew until he forgets or the fear goes away!

G= Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?) :

He LOVES gift giving he’ll find different stuff im the woods for you! (like twigs, rocks, mushrooms, etc.) you may find it odd but you still love him! He also wins a plushie from an arcade you mentioned one time, you were confused but loves it.

H= Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold your hand?) :

He loves holding your hand! but also doesn’t like PDA that much. He’ll hold your hand or put an arm around your shoulder in public, just not too much! (hes got an ego to keep.)

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?) :

If it was minor, he’s would laugh and tell you to walk it off. If it was major, he’d be bouncing off the walls in panic. Like fight or flight mode on, it chose flight. He’d run and grab the first aid kit he saw and run back to fix it (the best he can at-least)

J= Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?):

He tries and jokes around here and there. He’ll make inappropriate jokes to make you laugh when your down. Sometimes he makes jokes about you and it gets out of hand sometimes so it ends with you guys curled up on the couch watching ghostbusters.

K= Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?):

HE LOVES TO KISS YOUR LIPS OR NECK. You can not tell me differ that this man would not kiss your lips nor neck 24/7. He just always ‘smooch’ on your soft lips or leaving soft pecks on your neck when you sit in his lap

L= Love (how do they show you they love you?):

He def shows love by spending time together wether it be at the arcade or your house, and he loves spoiling you sm. He may not be able to afford the best gifts but you don’t love him for money (i hope).

M= Memory (favorite memory together?):

His favourite memory of his was after his brothers death you comforted him very hard. He was having a panic attack and degrading himself so hard saying stuff like ‘i’m a fucking horrible person’ , ‘i should be here i’ve juts killed my own brother why am i still here’, and ‘god just take my now, i’ve murdered my brother, please let me be with him’ and you were like bbg no your wrong. He cried so hard that day, your shirt was soaked with guilt and woe.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?):

Mentioned before (F-Family) his worst fear is him turning into his father. The reason being William was never a good father to Him, Evan or Lizzy, he would ignore them and sometime abuse Michael for the way he treats Evan. So if he ever has kids w/ you he never wants to treat his kids like that.

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?):

One quirk he has is he always quotes any movie he’s seen. Doesn’t matter where, when, or why he just does. Like out the blue he’ll quote “fuck me gently with a chainsaw” (ifyky) you’ll just have a confused look on your face the whole time.

P= Pet Names (what do they like to call you?):

The pet names he uses for you is Love, Babe, Baby 100% Reasoning because Love in a British accent is just *mwah!*, Babe is a basic pet name and he likes to keep things simple, and Baby because your a crybab- jk because your his bbg😍

= Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?):

He loves to hang out in the woods or the arcade with you. Either kicking your ass at air hockey or finding different rocks and mushrooms in the woods behind yours/his house.

R= Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?):

A song that reminds me of micheal is def Creep by Radiohead (ik basic) idk why but that songs juts gives me teenage micheal afton vibes

S= Secrets (how open are they with you?):

He’s decently open with you. He keeps some secrets to himself, like the way he treated his brother before meeting you or what his father does to him behind closed doors, but besides that he mostly opens up about his feelings and tells you what’s wrong in his life.

T= Time (how long did it take you to get together?):

It took you two 2 1/2 years to get together. You started out as best friends then you guys became enemies in late elementary school, then became friends again in early middle school and in late 8th grade, early 9th you started officially dating.

U= Upset (how do they act when you're upset?):

He tried his best to help cheer you up. Sometimes it works, sometimes it don’t. When it doesn’t he’ll also become sad then you’ll have to cheer him up and its juts a never ending cycle of sadness.

V= Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?):

He’s very proud of his improvement of kindness to not only his brother but to everyone after he met you! He also loves showing you off. He wants everyone too know that your taken and his.

W= Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?):

He isn’t the biggest on fighting but would fight someone for you. He wouldn’t fight someone with you but still would be your biggest hype man on the side!

X= X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?):

He can read you pretty well. He can tell when your mood isn’t your normal mood. When you walk into a room slouching forward and not taking he knows what up.

Y= Yes (how would they propose to you?):

He would go to your first date spot (the arcade ofc) and do everything you did on your first date! That includes eating pizza, playing loads of different games, kicking your ass in air hockey, and winning you cool prizes! At the end when you won a prize he told the person at the prize counter to give you the ring box instead of the prize. He said his vows and what not you orc you said yes! Ofc at the end you still got your prize :)

Z= Zen (what makes them feel calm?):

The things that make him feel calm are You (ofc), Music, Arcade Games, and Sleeping. You because your the only person that has ever looked out for him, Music because its one of the only things that helps him in need, Arcade Games because it easily takes his mind off things, and Sleeping because it easily helps him get away from stuff lime his father and school.

[hopemariposa]

A Break Down of ALL (some) John Watsons across the vast Sherlock-verse

wonder if this a sign of my four personalities (that was a sign of the four joke)

also, disclaimer: THIS IS NOT ALL WATSON. THERE ARE TOO MANY ADAPTATIONS AND ID LIKE TO KEEP MY REMAINING SANITY PLEASE

my camera roll gets absolutely destroyed by these posts tbh. this is how much I love you guys (and the validation u give me)

Book John Watson

source: the books. duh.

john’s the mustache guy ^^

this is the best version of John Watson. I will take no rebuttals.

he’s like… bbg. idk how to explain it

he’s lowkey adorable. He’s just like: “oh my bestie Sherlock solved another case… I like to write”

he is also like… lacks self-awareness SO much

in THOTB he like… gets excited because he misunderstands a thinly veiled insult

precious precious man

“Elementary, Joan Watson”

source: Elementary (2012-2019)

girlboss. straight girlboss. when I grow up I wanna be like Joan Watson in elementary

elementary itself, as a show, is so-so (and certainly not the best one) but I liked Joan

her character arc is also pretty cool tbh

also… fashion icon. straight up. she predicted the checkered sweater look. she did that.

BBC’s Watson

Source: BBC’s Sherlock (2010-2017)

this is just a sassier version of the original stories

like, he’s still a precious, precious, cinnamon roll, her just happens to know how to use a gun

john and his banter 100% makes the show better. and he’s the more emotional counterpart of Sherlock

and I am very biased towards Martin Freeman. that much is very valid, I think.

Watson but make it

✨A Gnome✨

source: Sherlock Gnomes, the sequel of Gnomeo & Juliet that no one asked for

i mostly added this as a joke…. and I’m sure fans of that series with RDJ or something are steaming over this but it humored me

Watson in this movie…. is a girlboss. total girlboss.

like he outsmarts SHERLOCK. unrealistic, sure, but queen behavior nonetheless

[dtupdates-archive]

♡—DREAM was active on Dream__Fanart! He liked:

Yes sir 🫡

bro’s had enough 💀

dreams about to pull up to the droncerts in hella stylish clothes

THE PRINCESS

He’s paranoid about things he cant avoid😔😔😔😔

*sighs*

It’s not his fault 🥺

“NOW I GET IT” (meep meep version)‼️

“You were never meant to rule, my boy. You were meant to conquer.”

dteamies forever and ever :,)

there's a meep 🦭 in your hair

💚🤩💚 superstar in my mind

fluffy green 🟩!

dream stan goes outside ‼️ touches grass ‼️ uses pen and paper to draw ‼️

Bbg‼️RE-DRAW!!

Our Superstar 💚

"The one who got yellow card is you."

painting this man is my favorite thing to do💖✨

dream : )

bubbling with love ! ⋆·˚ ༘ *

so i’ve heard..

I tried to draw Patches🌟

i drew patches 😻

should i make him a puppy?🤔

He never wins any of their debates btw

At 4:50am…10 September 2023…Dream__Fanart followed…

Fine here you go

Have a dream doodle

buy now !

He likes the🌙

Baker's dozen? (please someone get the bad & wrong maths joke here)

dreamie <3

i’m a teacher and dream branding was so kind...

repost?

girl wait im literally drawing rn

realized i haven’t posted this sketched i made while chilling by a lake lmao

◉⁠‿⁠◉.

did my duty as a dream stan ‼️

idk what happened but ur blue now

#1 stan 🐷

if i show them you replied theyre gonna go crazy 😭💚💚💚

🐱📷.

i had the time of my life fighting dragons with you.

[the-peddito-and-doise-show]

YAHOOO IM SO PROUD OF YOU TWO THAT WAS SOA WESOMEEE YYEHAHSGGZHAHVCBAGDGD

... Also. Uhh. Not tryna break the happy atmosphere but... Doise, my bbg, you prolly gotta say your goodbyes now....

“Yeahhh… I’ve been meaning to talk to you guys about that.” The Doise ashamedly said, putting his hands behind his back. “About(-a) what?” Peddito, Pizzamancer, Eigilante, and most importantly Doisette all said in unison. “So, uhh… I may have gone to the afterlife, and I may have possibly struck a deal with a literal god that allowed me to come back… and I may have to come back there again because I’ve already done my part…?” Peeperman: “Y-YOU DID ALL THAT?!” Eigilante: “This is The Doise we’re talking about, peeps. After all, he’s always been a broadway actor, so he’s always going to get in some dramatic situations and whatnot.” “I’m not believing this, I’m not fucking believing this—please tell me you’re joking. Please. Don’t go.” Doisette begged in disbelief. Doisey whimpered, as he couldn’t imagine life without his own father to guide him through the tough parts especially. Doise Chan lowered her head with a saddened expression, as she also couldn’t imagine life without her big little brother. Peddita Chan wanted to thank The Doise for introducing her a friend that was like a father to her. Pizzamancer tried to remain stoic and calm, but he too had been given a purpose to serve someone, that very someone who had treated him like he was his friend. Though he didn’t admit it out loud. Even though all of the recolored “ocs” were made to be blatant copies of their original versions, they too felt miserable about the thought of their friend leaving again when they just got here. Peddito… well, Peddito was glad that The Doise was going. He’d been trying to kill him all of this time. Still though… there was a shard of sorrow somewhere in him that missed the years of friendship he had with him. But he didn’t know that yet. Right as The Doise was right about to part ways with his newfound group of friends, both new and old, a mysterious yet familiar figure appeared behind him.

Once The Doise noticed, he was immediately taken back—and so was the rest of the gang who was not expecting this at all. “YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!” He had screamed.

“Now, now, calm down, calm down! I am deeply sorry for interrupting your hour of grieving, but I believe I have to speak with him right about now. Come with me.”

The spiritual being then gently led The Doise away from the gang, who was still confused of the whole thing. Meister Stiff: “Uhhh… do you know that guy, Mr. Pizza Magician?” “First of all, I am a professional master of the dark arts for your information, you FOOL! But second of all… no, I have no clue who that guy was.” Gusto: “This-a day keeps-a getting weirder and weirder… I can-a barely remember everyone’s name!” Cement agreed with that statement, still having no clue of who was each person was.

“So, you may have known that your time is up, and since now you can finally rest, right?”

“Yeah, I guess…” said The Doise. He didn’t know where was this leading.

“Well, I’ve got good news and bad news for you!”

“…What’s the bad news?”

“I have to take back the power that I’ve given you before you came back here, y’know.”

“…Aw man—” The Doise had started saying, before immediately being struck by a wave of lightning stemming from the paranormal essence’s hand. “YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!” He had screamed… again.

“Sorry about that, but it was necessary nonetheless.”

The Doise took a while being back to an average Joe, as he eventually refocused. ”So, uh… what’s the good news then?”

“You have shown incredible bravery, one that you were determined to protect your friends from a being who ‘thought’ he had the upper hand at any costs given. And you were ready to sacrifice yourself for the greater good, while still honoring the memories made with your own friends. For that reason, you’ve been given another chance at life again. I trust that you’ll resting here a lot more peacefully than that rather dark void back there!”

It took Doise a good moment there, before celebrating cheerfully. “Yippieee!” Then, the rest of the gang (who had been secretly listening to the whole conversation), rushed over to celebrate along with The Doise, cheering as well that he was able to stay with them. Especially Doisette (who didn’t care if it affected her tough image) kissed him many times on the cheek for how incredibly lucky she was to have him.

“Oh, and also, I’ve got two familiar friends with me as well—guess you can say that they’re back from their travels! Say hi to them, would you?”

Golden Pizzaboy waved over both Nick and Jerome, who were waiting patiently for them to be called in. “Wassup?” Nick said, trying to be edgy and cool (but horribly failing at it). Jerome himself just gave a supportive thumbs up. Peeperman: “H-Hey, I’ve been won-wondering of where you gu-guys have been!” Eigilante: “Where did you two even go in the first place, anyways?” Nick: “Uhh… South Dakota?”

[staticl0ve]

Hi pookiebear bbg♥️ the kids miss you..

🍌In your opinion, what's the funniest joke/ reference/pun you've made in a fic? (I cant wait for this answer)

🍎Is there anything you straight-up won't write?

🫐What's your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there's almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn't been written yet, etc.)

LOVE YOU ♥️♥️♥️

Pookiebear?! 🧍🏻‍♀️ Now, listen here schnookum—

Also goodness, it’s been so long since I’ve been writing that it’s going to take me a minute to dig through my dusty memory!

And as always 🩵🩵 thank you love! Can’t wait to be less busy and get back to writing!

-

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

It’s funny to me cause at this point in my writing experience (pretty fresh), I was still a little unsure about writing smut. I’m not sure what came over me, I almost didn’t include this part but felt like the humor really matched the ridiculous rom-com theme of the story. There’s a moment in Things I Hate About You where I interrupt the smut with a magazine quote about bj’s. 🤣

“You’re just full commando here?” He smirked arrogantly, “I am a machine, what do I need underwear for?” Gossip Weekly’s top three ways to wipe the smirk off of your average male android? Tip number one: our experts conclude that nothing pleases the deviated male android more than watching their human partner serving their phallus (that’s suck him off, for you primates).

🍎Is there anything you straight-up won't write?

Hmmmmmmmmmm. Besides the typical list of non-con, incest, and other extremely dark themes…

It’s not a won’t write, but more of a not interesting to me anymore: a typical canon rewrite where the story follows the game canon but what if reader/OC was in it. I know I’ve done it before and as the first fic I’d ever written, it was great for experimenting with finding a writing style and relying on canon for character voice.

However, now, I find it less interesting to stick super close to canon and much prefer AUs cause I find that the focus will be about the characters as they are and the theme of the story, rather than being stuck on a prescribed plot line.

🫐What's your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there's almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn't been written yet, etc.)

So I wrote Sixty first but then I really thought it this (and will keep the part about Sixty cause I love him). Markus is kinda underrated in some ways. In comparison to Connor, he’s got a lot less art and writing unless it’s Markus paired with either Connor or Simon.

I’d love to read a story that captures the gilded cage, humbled machine journey of a broken (literally) machine rise from the ashes to become a guiding force of a civil rights movement. Screw David Cage’s bland writing, I’m talking about how I’d love to see the side of Markus that is burdened and tempted by power.

I want to see a story that explores how Markus isn’t infallible, perfect, and selfless because “the power feels good.” People like to say North is the violent and unfeeling one, but I blame David Cage’s poor writing on that. Markus is just as capable of being calculated and brutal. I’d love to see a Markus that understands the hatred and anger in his people’s hearts and his own struggle to be objective and fair as a leader.

Ok. Now to Sixty.

Sixty!!! The boy needs more love. He has actual screen time, so much potential to juxtapose against Connor and yet, it’s Nines who has barely any screen time and no voice but all sorts of fan created works!

It’s such a tragedy cause you can input as much fanon as you want in either Sixty or Nines but Sixty is never picked. 😭🩵✨

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🍉 Ask me anything! Writer fruit ask! 🍉

[ddollfface]

Wake up bbg, NEW ATHLETE POST JUST DROPPED!

And a new OC?? Let's go??? I think he's pretty cute ngl (can you tell I like sweet men who are secretly unhinged?)

And I'm sorry about whatever is going on in your life bb :( I hope it gets sorted out soon enough and you feel better than ever. <3333

- 💗 (legend has it, every time a new LoveSick!Athlete post appears, I giggle, kick my feet and throw myself at the nearest wall he's so adorbs I love him-)

bro your literally so sweet 💗!Nonny, gonna make me cry, no joke. Currently, working in your ask rn, but life’s a pain in the ass so please be patient!!!!

I swear I’ll put some more stuff out soon!! Just running out of fuel, so if anyones got any ideas, then feel free! Always appreciate others input)))

(ps I’m literally so happy you enjoy my writing, makes me so giddy <3333)

[egcdeath]

STOPPP ugh i can literally see sarah popping in a destiny’s child cd and he’ll be all like “ughhhhhh noooooo” but he secretly lovesss it that’s so real of him

and the 70’s/80’s dad rock is so real too are you actually joking like that’s so perfect i can’t!!! so yeah i definitely take back the country music because i can’t excuse that hillbilly behavior from the loml EVEN THOUGH he’s a texas bby (that’s why he’s got a truck)

-🍓

RIGHT LMAO like she pops in the cd and he’s acting all annoyed but he knows all the lyrics and is muttering them under his breath 😭

okay good i’m glad we’re on the same page about the country music thing 😁 and even though he IS a texas bbg, he’s an austin boy specifically and in my experience austin is a little less yeehaw than the rest of texas (texas followers please don’t be offended by this statement i love all my followers from every place equally!!)

i would even argue his pickup truck is less of him being yeehaw, and more that it’s just useful for his job! he has lots of materials and tools he needs to transport, so it definitely makes more sense for him to have a pickup truck than a honda civic or something

[cadence-talle]

Roses Linger With A Sigh

Pairing: Alvar Vacker/Ruy Ignis

Wordcount: 1,786

Notes: I’ve had this in my drafts for a while and I finally worked up the motivation to finish it. Enjoy! (Also: Walgreens is a convenience/drugstore and the BBG is a public garden in Brooklyn.)

Taglist: @everyonehasthoughts, @clearlykeefitz, @loverofallthingssmart, @a-lonely-tatertot, @enbies-and-felonies, @molly-sencen, @lemontarto, @appalyneinstitute1, @ruewen-and-rising, @silver-snow, @linhamon-roll, @hyperlollypop, @never-ever-too-many-fandoms, @keeper-of-the-lost-queers, @impostertamsong, @vibing-in-the-void

“Fuck Walgreens,” Ruy growls, slamming his hands down on the counter. His only employee, a young woman named Umber who’s always wearing black hoodies, doesn’t even flinch. 

“They’re marketing them as The Best Roses in NYC,” she informs him in a bored tone. “And they’ve got lines up the block.”

“Ugh.” Ruy gags. “They’re probably not even natural roses.”

Umber shrugs, tallying another mark on her inventory sheet. She’s not much of a talker, and she has a tendency to scare small children, but she’s a good worker. And it’s not like Ruy had much of a hiring choice, anyway. Very few people want to work in a flower shop. 

“This is going to destroy our monthly budget,” Ruy groans. “Valentines is our busiest time of year.”

“Yep,” Umber says. 

“We don’t even need that much money! Rent isn’t even that high! All we need is, like, a few hundred dollars a month! Is that too much to ask?”

“Yep.”

Ruy sighs. “Can you work the counter this morning? I’m going over there to see for myself.”

“Sure,” Umber responds absently. “Don’t get distracted by the cute guy.”

“The what?” Ruy blinks.

“Never mind.” Umber waves a hand towards the door. “Have fun.”

-/-

Two and a half minutes later, he stands inside Walgreens, staring at the display of roses. Sure enough, they’re chemically altered- larger than normal roses, petals too red to be natural. Ruy supposes they’re pretty, in a shiny plastic way. 

“Can I help you?”

Ruy spins around to see an employee, clad in the stereotypical blue shirt, giving him a bland smile. His nametag reads Alvar. 

(He is also extremely hot. Ruy chooses to ignore this fact.)

“No. I’m fine.” Ruy responds icily. “Just great, actually.”

“Okay,” Alvar says. “Tell me if you need anything, I guess.” 

He turns away and manages to take two steps before Ruy calls “Actually, hey! What are these?” He points to the rose display. 

“Uh.” Alvar blinks. “Flowers?”

“No,” Ruy shakes his head. “No. Absolutely not. Those are not flowers. They’re aliens. They’re disgusting.”

“Sir,” Alvar starts, calm tone beginning to slide into annoyance. “Please stop shouting about the flowers.”

“Stop calling them flowers, then!”

“I’m going to have to ask you to leave the store,” he says. “Or we can have security escort you. Your choice.”

Ruy snorts. “Like I want to be here anyway. Have a nice day with your fake flowers.” He marches towards the door as Alvar turns into the makeup aisle, muttering under his breath about crazy fucking customers.  

-/-

“And then he just kicked me out. Like I was a piece of trash or something!” Ruy stabs a tulip into the floral foam, making sure it’s standing up straight. On the other side of the store, Umber wraps a bouquet in paper and sets it in a bucket of water, waiting for pickup. 

“I don’t even know why I’m so hung up on it, either. I just- he was so rude-”

“You think he’s hot,” Umber says bluntly, “and you hate yourself for thinking he’s hot.”

Ruy stares at her. “What-”

“You’re very easy to read.” Umber stands up, grabbing her lunch container from the back area. “I’m going on my lunch break now.”

“It’s four in the afternoon.”

Umber shrugs and ducks outside. Through the slightly-vine-obscured window, Ruy can see her heading towards the coffee shop a few doors down. He sighs and moves into the back room, gathering up some more soil for their potted plants. 

He hears the doorbell chime and he calls “just a second!”, grabbing soil bags at double the pace.

“Why are we here again?” an oddly familiar voice asks. Ruy can’t quite place it. He turns to move back into the shop, peering through the gap between the soil bags. There’s a teal-eyed girl standing there, rolling her eyes at someone out of Ruy’s sight. 

“It’s Mom and Liv’s anniversary tomorrow,” she tells whoever’s standing next to her, “and you haven’t gotten them anything.”

“I was just going to pick up a box of chocolates or something. God knows work has enough of them.”

The girl wrinkles her nose. “No one wants your shitty Walgreens chocolate.”

“It’s not that bad-” whoever’s talking stops suddenly as Ruy staggers into the room, setting down the soil bags and brushing his hands together. 

“Sorry about that,” he says, glancing down at the soil one more time before looking up at his customers. “What can I…”

Alvar from Walgreens stares at him, eyes wide. 

“Oh,” Ruy says cooly. “You.”

The girl- Alvar’s sister? She looks way too young to be his sister- raises an eyebrow. “Do you two know each other?”

“No,” Alvar says at the same time Ruy says “Unfortunately.” 

The other man glares at Ruy, jaw twitching. “We’ve… met.” He says finally. “Biana, can we just buy the flowers and get out of here?”

Biana looks at her brother, smirk pulling the corner of her mouth. “Yeah, sure,” she responds. “What do you think? Lilies?”

“I actually don’t care,” Alvar says, following her into one of the aisles. Ruy watches them, eyes wide. 

What the fuck. 

Biana sets a pot of lilies on the counter, smiling sunnily at him. “Just these, thank you.” Ruy nods and rings them up, mumbling out a “have a good day” as the two leave. The bell behind them chimes merrily. 

What the fuck. 

-/-

He’s still confused the next day when Biana enters the store again, still smiling but this time with a tiny blond girl beside her. They’re talking at a speed Ruy can’t even comprehend, and Umber wrinkles her nose. 

“You take care of this,” she says. “I don’t like kids.”

Ruy doesn’t answer; working with Umber, you get used to stuff like that. He gives the girls in front of him his best customer grin. 

“Good morning, what can I get for you?”

Biana shakes her head. “Nothing. Well, nothing right now, at least.” She tilts her head towards one of the signs in their window. “You do flowers for events, right?”

“Uh-huh.” Ruy says. Biana pumps a fist and hands him a folded piece of paper. 

“Ok, that’s all the information. We’re having a party in the BBG on Wednesday night, and we need flower arrangements.”

Ruy is pretty sure the BBG makes flower arrangements, but he’s not going to argue with business. “All right. You need to pay up front, though.”

Biana produces a credit card (who are these girl’s parents?) and waves a cheery goodbye. Ruy flips open the paper.

Wednesday, 7:00-11:00 pm. Brooklyn Botanical Garden. Client: Della Vacker. Fifteen bouquets of marigolds. 

And a note, scrawled at the bottom in perfect slanted script:

Feel free to come dance. -BV

“Hey, Umber,” Ruy calls. “What do you think of a party Wednesday night?” Umber pokes her head out of the fertilizer aisle. 

“Can I wear a suit?”

-/-

The Brooklyn Botanical Garden’s conservatory is lit from the inside, strategically placed lamps and fairy lights hiding among plants and flowers. Ruy’s just finished hanging the last bouquet on a column when the doors open and the hosts enter. 

First is a woman with long, sparkling braids, avidly talking to a woman who Ruy assumes to be Biana’s mother. Next is Biana and someone who must be her brother; same teal eyes, same wide smiles. And the fifth is…

Ruy should have expected this. Should have figured something was up when Biana called him the second time to make sure everything was in place, should have been suspicious he was being paid so much for such a simple job. But he didn’t think it was probable; what reason would this fifteen-year-old girl have to orchestrate such a thing?

Now he knows. Biana Vacker is just a terrible person, same as her oldest brother. 

“Good evening,” Ruy says, stepping down off his ladder with one last tap to make sure the marigolds are secure. “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Vacker.”

“Della,” she corrects. “The flowers look beautiful.”

“Thank you,” Ruy smiles. “I’m afraid my assistant and I have to be going now, however-”

Umber appears next to him, giving Ruy a look that is both unconcerned and really angry. “You promised me a party,” she says calmly. “We have nowhere to be. We’re staying.”

It’s very hard to argue with Umber. 

So six turns into seven, and the guests arrive, and people are celebrating… something. Ruy’s still unclear on what it is. 

Umber is gone, off somewhere dancing or drinking or summoning demons (who knows what she does in her free time) and so Ruy is left leaning against a column, watching people dance by. It’s not fun, exactly, but it’s not too bad. 

At least, it’s not too bad until Biana moves over to him, dragging a very annoyed Alvar.

“Look,” she says impatiently. “If you’re not going to dance, at least talk to your friend.”

“We’re not friends,” Alvar says in a tone akin to a frustrated five-year-old. Biana rolls her eyes.

“Whatever. I’m gonna go dance with Marella. Don’t set anything on fire.”

Alvar groans and leans against the column, closing his eyes briefly before turning to face Ruy. 

“Do you want to dance?”

“I- what? Why?” Ruy sputters. Alvar shrugs. 

“It’ll get Bi off my back. And you seem like the only one here who won’t talk my head off.”

Ruy considers. “You know what? Sure. Let’s dance.” 

They sweep onto the floor as Ruy tries frantically to remember his middle school waltz lessons. Alvar jerks his head toward one of the bouquets hanging on the wall. 

“Nice flowers. Walgreens roses are prettier, though.”

“They’re-” Ruy starts, noticing the corner of Alvar’s mouth twitching. He starts to laugh and Ruy joins in.

You’re right. The Walgreens roses are a joke.

“You know I actually don’t care about the roses, right?” Alvar asks when they’ve both calmed down. “They’re the worst.”

“Then why do you work with them?”

Alvar shrugs again, moving them across the dance floor with some sort of fancy box step Ruy can’t hope to replicate. 

“I needed a job. Walgreens was hiring.”

“Oh.” Ruy thinks of his own store, shelves crowded with supplies they don’t have the time or manpower to organize. Before he knows it, his mouth opens. “Well, we could use an extra hand. Over at the store, I mean.”

“Are you offering me a job?” Alvar cocks an eyebrow at him. Ruy does his best not to flush.

“If you wanted one.”

Alvar flashes a quick, sharp grin and spins them around, dipping Ruy close to the floor.

“I think that sounds amazing.”

-/-

Walgreens beats them out for rose sales on Valentine’s. Ruy doesn’t even care. 

[kpopvalley]

Eric Sohn Drabble

requested by @banghyung ; “ CAN I GET 83 AND 87 WITH ERIC FROM THE BOYZ P L S also congratulations on your new account bbg! I know you're gonna do great :)”

prompt: 83. “It’s midnight, we’re not getting doughnuts.” and 87. “I don’t like you, get out of my fort.”

pairing: reader x eric

genre: fluff

word count: 745

“Please please please!” Eric whined while kicking his feet in the air.

It was your monthly sleepover night with your best friend Eric, this time held at your place. You had spent the evening going grocery shopping for tons of snacks, baking some cookies and building a fort in the living room out of blankets and pillows where you’d hang out for the rest of the night. But despite all the food you had prepared, apparently it wasn’t enough for Eric’s bottomless stomach.

“No Eric! It’s midnight, we’re not getting doughnuts. There’s still popcorn left if you want a snack.” You said, shutting down your laptop from which you had just watched a movie.

“But I’m the best snack,” Eric said and winked at you. Laughing, you grabbed your pillow and threw it at him. Unfortunately you missed, which made Eric’s cocky smile grow even bigger.

You didn’t want to hear more of his dumb jokes, so you changed the subject and went on to discuss the movie you had just seen, the two of you enthusiastically swapping theories about the plot and opinions on the characters, until you made the mistake of off-handedly saying you disliked Eric’s favorite character.

“What? How can you hate them?!” he exclaimed.

“Wait, I never said I hated them! I just, you know, think the character’s background and personality could be better and that-”

You couldn’t finish your sentence before Eric loudly interrupted. “How dare you! I don’t like you, get out of my fort. Now.”

“Are you kidding me? Eric, it’s OUR fort,” you tried to reason with him as he pushed you outside with a determined look on his face. “I helped you build it!”

Standing outside the fort’s entrance, you sighed. “Eric, stop being so childish.” You waited, but there was no answer. “Ugh, fine, I’ll go sleep next to Hwall then.” You could only take a couple of steps, before Eric stopped you. “No! Don’t leave me!” Eric lunged from inside the fort, grabbing you by the ankle and nearly tripping you over. After gaining back your balance you smirked to yourself triumphantly, before he let go of you and you crawled back into the fort.

“Look, I don’t mean to be a killjoy but I don’t think any place is even open anymore. We can make some sandwiches if you want though.”

He shook his head. “No it’s okay, I’m not that hungry, just…” Eric started, but seemed to stop himself from going on.

“Yeah?” You tried to coax him into saying what was on his mind.

Eric stared at his fingers, playing with his fingernails. “I don’t know, I guess I just don’t wanna go to sleep yet.” He raised his gaze from his hands to look into your eyes and he smiled sweetly. “I love spending time with you.”

For some silly and totally unrelated reason you suddenly felt… odd. Like, a tingling in the pit of your stomach. Maybe you just ate too many sweets.

You tried your best not to look constipated and returned the smile as well as the compliment. “I have fun when I’m with you too Eric.” He nodded and lied down onto the mattress you’d set on the floor, so you could even sleep in the fort if you wanted to. Settling down next to him, you realized how tired you felt. Even though you two kept chatting and bantering, your eyelids began to grow heavier by the second and soon you were half asleep.

Just when you felt yourself slipping completely into the dreamland, a warm feeling spread on your hand, stirring you back into consciousness. Before you opened your eyes, you realized the reason your hand felt warm was because someone was holding it.

Your hand was being held. By Eric.

Swallowing a squeal, you felt that odd tingly feeling coming back, along with a faster heartbeat. You knew you shouldn’t have ate that much popcorn, now you were having a heart attack. And it was 100% the popcorn, not Eric. Holding. Your. Hand.

Slowly opening your eyes you saw Eric laying there, facing you with his eyes closed. “Eric…” you whispered, but he didn’t react at all. The boy was fast asleep, and seeing him in such a peaceful state made you smile.

And then he rubbed the back of your hand with his thumb and you were sure you didn’t want to be just best friends with him anymore.

[sunflowerharrington]

Congrats on 1k followers! I'm really excited for the upcoming fic! May I please get a 💋? I'm a straight female, she/her and I'd prefer a male please!

I'm fairly introverted and it takes me a while to warm up to people. I love reading, my room is filled with stacks of books. I especially enjoy true crime, poetry and Russian literature!I adore adventures, witty and playful banter, pulling harmless pranks, joking around and having indepth discussions on anything and everything. I love helping out and people come to me to vent or for advice and comfort. I'd consider myself really smart and I'm very ambitious; I love being the best at everything I do. I daydream a lot and I'm a hopeless romantic! I enjoy all forms of art and I have quite a few creative hobbies! I'm 5'9 and I have long and curly dark brown hair and brown eyes. I dress mostly in relaxed suits, blazers and coats and I love the occasional dress or sweaters layered over a white button down!

Thank you very much! Congrats once again, I hope college goes well <3 <3

hi bbg! okay so here’s what i have for you, my love ♥️💋💋🤍 and thank you! i’m super excited to start posting the new fic i have planned!! (i’ll warn you in advance, billy hargrove is a love interest, so if that’s something you’re uncomfortable with i totally understand)

this boy is also an introvert, so that means you guys could either be a chaotic mess or a match made in heaven. here i’m going with the latter. he would love listening to you talk about true crime and russian literature, as would you listening about his interests and his job helping people all over the world. oh my god you guys would start a prank war too!

his playful personality would bounce off yours perfectly and you guys would have the most amazing banter. you’d get on like a house on fire!! this boy also has dark brown, sliiiightly curly hair and the most adorable brown eyes ever.

he’d absolutely love the chase! he’d love how ambitious and determined you are and would totally let you try on his suit (only once though because after that one time everything went horribly wrong and you’d almost break the window in his room. but it’s not your fault, the suit just is used to him!)

he’d love your cosy aesthetic and once or twice you’d see him steal your jackets to wear them to impress his boss 😂

the lucky lad i chose for you is tom holland’s peter parker! you and spidey would be the best couple ever oh my god, i love! i’m obsessed, it’s everything to me 🤍

thank you so much for the ask bbg!!! mwah mwah! bisoux! ♥️💋💋

[bonniebird]

Vikings x Peaky Blinders Modern AU

Masterlist

You gasped awake at the sound of a car beeping and scrambled out of your bed to the window to spot Alfie’s car parked outside. Scrambling back over the bed you grabbed at your phone and froze.

“Crap!” You gasped when your phone showed you you’d set the alarm for the wrong day.

By the time you’d rushed to get ready Alfie had got out of the car and was knocking on the door.

“I’m sorry Mr Solomon's.” You mumbled, grabbing at your folder and diary while you tried to grab your coat. “I stayed up late to look into the new company for you.” You blabbered and he chuckled.

“Ain't very often I meet someone like you Miss (Y/L/N).” Alfie said and you froze, coat arm stuck in the door and papers escaping from your clamped elbow, as you tried to lock your front door.

“Like me?” You asked and started to wonder what he could mean.

“Yeah, you know who I am but you’re not scared, nervous maybe but not as scared as most people would be.” He pointed out and shook his head as he moved to help you with your armful as you sorted yourself out and finally locked the door.

“You’re my boss.” You stated and he looked you over carefully as he opened your door for you.

“Most wouldn’t think that’s a reason for them to be safe, come on then, you said we had meetings yeah?” He motioned. You frowned, sure you’d not mentioned any of the meetings but then you could have done the day before but you were still trying to find your footing in your new job.

You sifted through your papers and organised them in your file before looking up at Alfie who seemed to have directed the driver to a drive through rather than towards his offices. “Right I need to make a phone call so tell the man what you want.” He motioned to his driver and stepped out of the car, walking the length of the drive through as he started speaking to someone on his phone.

By the time you’d ordered breakfast and had an argument with his driver about paying for it yourself he’d finished and told his driver where to go. “Are we not going to the offices?” You asked as you shuffled papers to look for the note that had today's meetings on them.

“Nah, meeting these Lothbrok boys at their office, only the boss though… have to see what they’ve got you know?” He chuckled when you gave him a blank look. “Quickest way to get the scope of these people is to meet them on their ground and keep track of how they track with other companies.”

“They’d be more comfortable in their own environment… but wouldn't you be at a disadvantage?” You asked and he nodded as if he was impressed.

“You know how to play poker?” He asked quickly and you shook your head. “Right well, i’ll teach you, yeah, gotta have a poker face and make sure nothing they say visibly affects you.”

“Like how they say Thomas Shelby can stare down a gun without being scared?” You asked and he let out a laugh.

“Without being scared.” He laughed as the car pulled up to a tall shiny building. “Now, you need to be makin’ friends with some people that work here, unhappy workers talk.”

“But everyone knows what you all do so why would they…” You trailed off when you realised what you were saying but Alfie simply shrugged.

“People need to vent, they trust you and they will.” He muttered as he lead the way to the lobby. “You need to keep an eye out for anything, dodgy and if you can, write as much of the meeting down as possible.”

“Mr Solomons, please follow me.” A dark haired woman called and motioned for you both to follow her to a huge lift. “Bjorn will be a little late, with the recent death of his father the business has been under a little strain.”

“Well, it’s reasonable.” Alfie muttered and nodded at her. “Can’t expect things to run smoothly with so much change.”

                                                           *************

“You could cheer up a little, is working with me really that bad?” Bjorn asked Ivar who was scowling out of the window.

“I don’t see why we have to meet with this man, his business if far smaller than the Shelby’s which is who we need out of the way.” Ivar grumbled.

“Because he is one of their allies, and if we cut off his allies, off their allies they will be easier to take down.” Bjorn sighed, and rubbed his forehead as Ivar grunted and pulled his headphones back on.

When they finally arrived at the Lothbrok Company building Ivar grabbed his crutches and swung them out of the car so he could pull himself up. He followed Bjorn through the building, being sure to memories the building and the rooms he hadn’t seen before.

They took a lift to the top floor where the main office was, connecting to Bjorn’s office. He hated the building. Lagertha’s advertisement hung everywhere and there was no hint that his father had been the one to order the newly finished building to be built years ago.

When they finally reached the office he narrowed his eye. He was certain all of Ubbe’s research and Hvitserk’s flirting had been clear that Alfie worked alone and yet there was a girl that none of their research had turned up.

“You must be Bjorn… you’d be Ivar, caused quite a commotion at the Shelby Galla.” Alfie chuckled as he stood to shake their hands.

“Yes, he is… this would be?” Bjorn asked fixing you with a look.

“Well this is just one of my office workers, new and all that.” Alfie said quickly and glanced at you for a moment. “Now you wanted to discuss business.”

Once Bjorn and Alfie got started you felt eyes burning into you, glancing to the head of the table you found Ivar staring at you. You flushed and tried to hide the fact that you’d been using your phone to record them since they walked into the room.

Ivar’s eyes didn’t leave you throughout the whole meeting and by the time Alfie cleared his throat and you followed him to the door. You jumped when a hand shot out and Ivar grabbed your wrist.

“You do not need to record us, perhaps you should learn to hide your feelings better.” Ivar taunted before loosening his grip, letting you pull away.

When you reached Alfie’s car he glanced at you as he settled in his seat. “So what did the little viking say?” He joked and you laughed.

“He said I should hide my feelings better… I guess he figured what I was doing.” You mumbled and pulled your phone from your pocket, playing the long voice recording.

“Well, i’m impressed.” He said as he took your phone. “Maybe hiring you was a good idea after all.” He winked and handed the phone back.

                                                      ******

“They met with the Lothbrok’s, we have no idea what the meeting was about, our informant isn’t high up enough to have access to the top two floors.” Michael explained to Tommy who was looking over cars as they walked through the car dealership.

“What’s it going to take to get him high up enough?” Tommy asked as he offered Michael a cigarette.

“I’m not sure, honestly… maybe killing one of ours, these guys are more ruthless than us… than anyone we’ve run out.” Michael admitted and Tommy nodded.

“Tell me about this girl they saw Alfie with.” He ordered and Michael handed Tommy a picture.

“She’s called (Y/N), the informant didn’t get her last name but she just started working for Alfie this week, it seems like she has no idea about any illegal business and could be pretty easy to manipulate into doing what we want.” Michael offered and Tommy slapped a hand on his shoulder.

“She’d be a good in for us.” He praise Michael before his cousin hurried to set plans in motion.

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[hunbomb]

best friend!jisung

ok

you nd jisung have been bffs since pretty much the womb

u do everything together

EVERYTHING

u guys r not only neighbours, but yo moms r literaL BEST FRIEND GOALS

ur mom invites jisung (+ his mom) over so much he practically lives at ur house

he doesn't even need to ask he will just legIT WALK INTO YOUR HOUSE and ur probs brushing yo teeth but your mom don't care she luvs him so when u walk out of the washroom you see jisung playing on ur phone on ur bed. u aint even surprised now lmao 

he's such a sweetie to ur fan buT SUCH A SNAKE TO U

“omg y/n is that you?”

“jiSUNG THATS A PHOTO OF A PIGS BUTTHOLE”

“exactly”

he WILL send memes at 3am

“jisung stfu”

“wow i put a lot of work into finding this gosh darn diggity memes and this is how you treat me? triggered”

this kid honestly

at school, u always eat lunch with jisung

scratch that,,,,,you always EAT jisungs lunches

“jENO DO U SEE THIS BULLYING???”

“chill fam she's just eating sum grapes”

“mY gRApES?!?!??!?!!!”

sometimes u get airplanes thrown at u during class n they always have a note in it

“meet me in the park after school bbg ;))))))”

u never do lmfao

most of the time he doesn't even show up either 

u and jisung take dance lessons together

so u guys carpool

and just blast out rap music

bE HUMBLE

SIT DOWN

his mom had so many questions

u guys have sO MANY ROAST BATTLES ITS SO FUNNY

“yo,,uh,,,u ugly,,,,u short,,,ur  not cool,,,not funny,,”

“jiSUNG WHAT? that wasn't evenlehgitjfkd”

spams u with texts at 1am asking if u wanna eat chips with him

u don't decline

jisung cares abt u alot

once u were sad and he dedicated a whole weekend so u guys could hang out and watch movies and go to carnivals and yvfudjwnak

he makes sure to go the extRA mile when its your birthday

so,,,,,,many,,,,,,balloons 

onCE THO u guys got into a fight and u were giving him the silent treatment

hE GOT THE DREAMIES TO help him apologize

so like,,,at school as u walked down the hall u saw chenle,renjun and jaemin holding up these signs that said “y/n, i am so sorry”

then mark and donghyuck were holding one saying “for being rude and not listening to you”

when you turned the corner jeno had a sign saying “please forgive me and meet in the art room asap”

so when u got there,,,,jisung was standing there with a bag full of candy and chips and food

u basically forgave him by then

and he just hugged u vrfudachjsx KZM<

PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS CONFESSING which he will do later

u guysusually have sleepovers every friday night

and they!are!so!hype!

like both of u go to the corner store nd buy SO MUCH CANDY

and rent like74823 movies

and build a gigantic bomb ass fort

and uGH goals

u guys sleep right beside each other

and it starts off all jokes n laughs

but then as it gets later your convos get deeper

okokokokokokokokok heres the juicy stuff

so one night, during the deep convo time, the subject lands on crushes

and you confess that you liked him when you were younger (you still like him but u just don't wanna tell)

then you start to list off all the things you like about him

and he's all flustered but its dark so u can't see it

suddenly he cuts u off and is like

“what,,,if i told u,, that i like u”

and u just

HEWBSHJZNA

“what,,,if i told you,, i never stopped liking u”

cue looking into each others eyes

“bruh its too dark wheres ur lips i wanna kiss them”

- jisung

whEN YOU WOKE UP YALL WERE LIKE CUDDLING

and you've never done that before!!!!

when his mom came in she squealeD LIKE SQUEALED

and took like84392 photos to send to your mom

nd when y'all woke up it was so awkward cause like

when,,did ,,we,,do,,this

ANYWAHY

your friendship i still the same, but now not only is he your bff, he's ur bF!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT A POST!!!!! I'm probs gonna spam with a bunch of stuffz now cause I'm vv bored and am hit with inSPOPOPOSPOSPO!! request pls ;)