#He would TOTALLY be my bestie

[fozzieosbourne]

Alan Wake is peak girlhood tell me I’m wrong 🌸🫶✨

[paanzermensch]

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[pollenallergie]

eloise, sweetie, i love you. you’re my babygirl. but keep your fucking mouth shut istg.

[azumasoroshi]

i think an incredibly funny part of the aiichi dynamic is that at least one of them has to be traumatized and/or possess incredible worldly exhaustion in order to even consider the other as a romantic love interest

like they need to go through decades and time loops of war and hopelessness and death and destruction in order to be like huh maybe this guy isn't so bad

of course this doesnt go for every fic (academy blues my beloved) but. a lot of them do and it's SO funny

[sansgout]

She's sneakier than the sneakiest sneaker, slowly popping her head up beside the chef as he worked away on something on the long counter before them. Cushioning her face between her mittens with a more than curious grin on her lips, she had to ask:

"... Is Rody bro yer boyfriend?"

@yukikorogashi || cheeky lil bab >) (ft. @howthesleeplesswander)

—!

Luckily for both of them, Vincent isn't currently wielding a knife. The little jolt that skates through his body would've easily caused a fumble just then . . . among other possibilities. Instead, the biggest crime to occur just so happens to be— Well, that sudden cloud of flour certainly hadn't been intentional.

He collects himself, waves a hand quickly through the floating white particles as if simply shooing them away would clean up the mess.

Then, turning to the girl with a modicum of composure . . .

“Why do you ask? Did he tell you that?”

[whoblewboobear]

📓 💙 if you have the spoons

Hi, Clem!!

Ough! Okay yes! So the other day I was thinking about a very cute friends to lovers au for JacePorter where it’s like if Rhett and Link from GMM were like actually romantically together but not until much later in their careers. So here we go 💖

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Jace and Porter have been inseparable since the 1st grade. The way Jace tells it, little Ambrose Bellgate kept making fun of his ears so new kid Porter threw a pencil at the little brat and told him to leave Jace alone.

Porter remembers it differently, that Jace DEFINITELY joined in on the pencils throwing because he was a menace of a 7 year old. It ended with a crying Ambrose and both Jace and Porter stuck inside during recess. They make the most of it though by reading a comic Porter snagged from his brother’s collection and sharing the fruit snacks Jace’s mom packed for him that morning. 

They still bicker about the details of that story even though they have countless more from middle school, high school, college, and even more documented throughout their shared YouTube career. 

Even after all these years they still do everything together, so much so that fans speculate about how they could still be that close after 30 years. If it’s been that long they must be in love right? 

Much to Jace’s dismay they aren’t. 

He has, however, been hopelessly and embarrassingly in love with his best friend since high school. He thought things would change when he started dating his first boyfriend but he squarely fucked that up when he moaned Porter’s name during his first time. He’d hoped his feelings would die down when Porter started seeing his first girlfriend. But then there was another and another and Jace just found himself jealous of every single girlfriend and still in love with his completely oblivious best friend. 

He didn’t think anything between them could be a possibility until he watched Porter sneak off with a guy in a club bathroom during college. He pointedly doesn’t ask, but it does give him a tiny ounce of hope.

Present day, Jace is unhappily married, Porter is contently divorced and maybe one night in their shared office Jace is still buzzing from the office party they threw to celebrate a wrap on season 20 of their morning show. Porter stumbles through the door drunk and giddy and plops down next to Jace on their couch. 

Somehow in the haze of alcohol and fuzzy feelings Jace found his way into Porter’s lap and Porter can’t get enough of the sounds Jace is making. And Gods, somewhere in his stupor he’s back in college listening to Jace getting railed in the next room over while he jerks off wishing it were him in that room instead of whatever douchey asshole boyfriend Jace had at the time. 

But then Jace is kissing down his neck and fuck the past, he wants to live in the now, where Jace is grinding down hard on him and he has a slight pink tint to his cheeks from the alcohol and all he can think of is how gorgeous he looks right now. How good Jace’s lips feel against his how- How Jace is married… and this probably isn’t okay. Porter doesn’t like Jace’s stupid idiot husband Ambrose (yes, that Ambrose. Typical Jace to marry his bully much to Porter’s fucking dismay.) 

But he’s not about to fuck up Jace’s relationship over one drunken make out. So he pulls away. And he doesn’t miss the small pout that crosses Jace’s lips before he’s climbing off of him and saying he’s sorry. And Porter looks at him, like really looks at him and takes his hand.

“You don’t have to be, I liked it.” And that’s all Porter needs to say before Jace is mentally signing the divorce papers. Because fuck Ambrose. He still makes fun of his ears and they’ve had more arguments than Jace could count about how he gets to fuck off to his “little fantasyland” (Fuck you, Ambrose 🙄🔪) with Porter, while he works a shitty 9-5 he hates. It’s not Jace’s fault, he told him he makes more than enough to provide for the both of them, but of COURSE Ambrose took issue with that too like he does with-

“Hey, hey calm down, look at me. Breathe.” Porter can tell he’s thinking, running through every little scenario in his head because Jace is prone to worrying. It’s why they work so well together. Jace worries and Porter reminds him everything will be okay. Always. Just like he is now. Once Jace heart has slowed to an acceptable pace, Porter holds Jace’s hands in his and asks, “Are you sure, Stardiamond.” 

Jace nods and for the first time in years, he truly has everything he’s ever wanted. 

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

But Hunter tumblr account: likes my two posts about me adding their songs to my cringey fan playlists

Me: has a heart attack

[arolesbianism]

Doodle of my boy

[wastinawaaay]

am i the only one who doesn't like artemis and jason together romantically

[emmaspolaroid]

i’ve got headaches and bad luck, but they couldn’t touch you, no

rayvio sketchdump. i will drag you all down with me 💜🖤

[adelacreations]

19. Who are their number one supporters in canon out of their peers? Why?

Well for Steve it would OBVIOUSLY be Robin like come on, there is no question about it. Plus Robin compared to like all of the party doesn't really have that connection with Billy, most likely all she knew about Billy was what she had probably witnessed in high school.

Robin to me was the one that had to sit there and watch Steve come to the realisation that he likes Billy Hargrove.

Heather. Goes without saying (what do you mean she is dead? She's not). She is Billy's ride-or-die for real. She would be the slightly judgemental cause "Really? Steve Harrington...wait...Robin Buckley is his best friend. Fine...you are getting Steve to help me bag her.

(They go on double dates, tell me I am wrong, I am not)

Now for the party:

Will! But that is because ya know Steve and Billy would be the only m/m couple in Hawkins and I LIVE for Billy being a person that Will looks up to.

El! She has been in Billy's head, like come on it's a no-brainer.

Max too! She is Billy's sister, and chances are she has noticed the way that Billy and Steve look at each other. She is cheering her brother on (and has given the shovel talk with El at Steve)

[fappellmoan]

yeah ok so this girl from my school is going to the fucking oscars. and presenting. like ok!

[kxllerblond]

On Clark && Organized Crime.

I really emphasize the fact Clark dabbles heavily in the criminal world (and corporate business overworld) and that he has a reputation, but also is a relatively mysterious individual-—you may have asked yourself how the fuck he manages to be some business-equivalent of John goddamn W*ck and does so while being a supernatural creature.

We've been over the HOW in terms of how he has the influence he has, the connections, etc. Clark works OBSESSIVELY, he's toxic about it to the point where the only reason he hasn't fucked his own health is because he's got the perks of being inhuman. I really hammer in the fact that Clark NEEDS to keep busy and so he dumps just about all of his waking energy into what he does and with the combination of supernatural perks && his own unmatched drive, he accomplished an insane amount in a mere 20 years that could rival just about any multi-generational crime family at this point. I touch on it a little more in detail HERE.

WHAT'S HE DO?

What does he bring to the table? What has gotten him so well connected and powerful? As one might expect from the son of a demon-— he's a deal maker, a deal settler, and a deal enforcer. He's your middleman they can't say no to and, more importantly, he's one that don't WANT to say no to. He brings other things to the table that's earned him some respect like being insanely reliable and always delivering on his promises and, of course, the fact he's got enough money and favors pocketed it makes him valuable just to be in business with.

On the less savory side of things, there are certainly stories ring leaders tell their underlings to keep them in line and many of them may or may not involve Clark and what he has may or may not have done to groups that have gone back on their word with him or went so far as to double-cross him. Rooms of gore, entire crime families wiped over night if they were lucky, killed in every way but physically if they weren't. Gnarly stuff and gnarly punishments for what Clark considers the biggest affront to him. Needless to say, with statements like that, betrayal doesn't happen much nowadays.

Got a pretty decent example of something he might get up to if you reeeeally peeved him off HERE.

BEING IMMORTAL IN A MORTAL WORLD

Arachno, you may ask, how the fuck does he exist like this for twenty something plus years and do the things he does and not be found out? Does no one ask questions??? The short answer is: he really only half avoids it and also people would rather believe a nonsensical lie than they would to accept some batshit truth.

The long answer is he has a plethora of aliases. Frankly, you could be working with or for him and not even know it. Aside from that, he sends liaisons in his stead at times, he impersonates as his own grandson, was his own son before that. Sometimes, he just goes as Mr. Thompson in person, sometimes he only communicates via voice or text. Between all these mediums of doing business, it just further lends to his wild ass reputation. Which leads us to...

THE DEMON OF WALL STREET

An annoying moniker he's earned (much to his chagrin) and is due to the culmination of his own dark reputation, the manner in which he conducts business and settles deals, and also because of the fact there are totally grandpappy crime lords out there on their last leg who SWEAR they remember dealing with the same eerily beautiful blond man in a suit that their predecessor is working with now despite how humanly impossible that would be. Some real Age of Adaline shit. Mr. Thompson does get tossed around a lot, but this title is what you'll hear most often-—especially when you're in a pinch and looking for a last ditch solution to a problem. This is where I get a lot of the OMG!! HE'S JUST LIKE JW from because, really, that's how he gets talked about-—like this scene for example.

Really, he's just some highly professional, efficient, and will-driven businessman that can be like a force of nature if you personally agitate him. Truly an angel to some, a demon to others.

GETTING IN CONTACT WITH THE DEMON

Sort of just an altered version of how you'd get ahold of him in a supernatural sense. He's got a business card with nothing but a number that usually gets passed around by people he's already worked with, sometimes it's by word of mouth. You call or text this number, you get meeting instructions, the line becomes unreachable.

[mazojo]

Manifesting Briony and Alistair as besties in all of our demise

[paranoidplush]

the new solo leveling side stories have me in a chokehold

[girltomboy]

Anyway... gosh, what a miserable weekend. I did make some killer chicken soup, and started reading a new book. I'm going to try and finish it by the end of the year. I'm gonna take a shower and read one more chapter before I sleep. Tomorrow I need to get my rent money ready, and perhaps text my landlord to come over for it, so I can get this burden off my shoulders. Then I need to start figuring out my secret Santa gift for my coworker. I drew the name of the only guy on our team, and his wishlist is just: Christmas sweets, plenty of chocolate, and cans of coke. Pretty simple, but I want to do more; I was thinking of making him something out of clay. But I have yet to come up with something interesting and creative, and maybe festive too. Also, tomorrow I have to talk to my manager about possibly rescheduling the secret Santa event, because rn it's on my day off and I won't even be in the city for it. And I don't want to throw the whole event upside down, just put it 3 days earlier. After I get this one sorted out, I'll be able to buy my train tickets to my parents' town so I can spend Christmas with them. They thought I was staying until after NYE, but my friends and I already made plans for that. Last but not least, last Wednesday I ordered some (more 🙄) used books online, and I'm a little nervous about them not making it here in time. But my bf reassured me that he'd be able to pick the package up for me if the delivery is delayed beyond my departure. Which lifted a considerable weight off my shoulders.