#He would NOT fucking wear that!!
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In order to get him to wear this you have to pass a [Suggestion - Godly 17] red check.
It's not Christmas for me anymore but Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!! 🎄🎁 Wasn't sure if I should post this here but have this Kim I guess.
+ I think the lineart version looks nice too!

#He would NOT fucking wear that!!#Unless its for the *cause*#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#disco elysium fanart#disco elysium kim#de kim kitsuragi#suggestive art#suggestive#pinup#partially nude#trans#digital art#my art#I honestly love drawing body hair so much#its so fun#i wish i have an excuse to draw them more lollll
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love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????
#he would not fucking wear that.#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dungeon meshi#i also don't think he'd use labels tbh. he's one of those dads who never talks abt themselves but then tells u the gayest story u've ever#heard unprovoked when he's talking about his adventuring days#but the art is cute!#delicious in dungeon
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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in
#viktor#arcane#ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer#it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting#so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath#tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder#where the strap would be#but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise#everything looks like its screwed together#or screwed INTO him#but only the top bolts on his spine are i think#in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine#so he can take it off. but HOW#what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off#does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper#the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss#forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this#any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours#something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly#and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place#they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc#or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought#and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off#dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like#like 40 different controllers#soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine#<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig#forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy
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The Dellamortes
#Rook being denied her stupid ass pointy Tevinter mage shoes made her almost leave him at the alter#something something rook you know nothing about fashion leave this to the antivans#but also she would’ve had 0 interest in planning it I know her ass showed up to her own wedding like a modern groom does#just shows up 0 input#the wedding portrait is FINALLYYYY here#when I tell u I redesigned rooks dress 1000 times#I was fighting with making it Tevinter styled because she’s a Mercar rook but then I was like no no she’s marrying into a crow family those#mf’s would GLUE feathers to her if they could#also do love the idea of them both being like do we have to wear white I don’t think anyone is thinkin the god killers r pure pious virgins#of course you have to wear white I SAID SO DAMNIT#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#rookanis#lucanis x rook#datv#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook mercar#rook dragon age#I was tryna keep it ‘humble’ cause chantry but also the antivans….. do not do humble#also I wonder if Rook Mercar saw a woman leading the chant and was like w hat the fuck#cause imperial chantry#also the idea that illario was at the wedding??? I know my rook was PISSSED#also so funny to think lucanis was desperate to leave his own wedding because p arty ugh#I know this is so much yapping but I just have so many feelings about their wedding lol#Vivienne Rook Mercar#well Vivienne Rook DELLAMORTE NOW BOYS AM I RIGHT HAHAHA#I just know lucanis would’ve heard the chantry mother say ‘do you Vivienne take this man’ and he would’ve been like#who the fuck is Vivienne
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Obsessed w Doffy’s sunglasses/googles combo so I had to draw somethin with it but then wani too <3
#Would he wear the sunglasses under em? His shades are such a weird shape I dont think itd be possible! Hrmmm….#He woudlnt take em off around just anyone tho ofc ofc hehe#Dofladile#Dofuwani#donquixote doflamingo#Sir crocodile#One piece#Also obsessed w the idea of them being childhood friends somehow….. so thats kind what this is too. Meeting after years… its so cute T_T#Eye strain#Maybe!? These colors are kinda fucked sorry lol#Digital#procreate#fanart#my art#edit; added screentones
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Human Virgil doodle page (ft. Roman)
#it's essential that he look a little bit shitty#his dye job looks artificial as fuck and his roots are showing :) wannabe emo nightmare#i love him#drawing#art#digital#sanders sides#virgil sanders#ts virgil#roman sanders#ts roman#platonic prinxiety#lbau#sorry for making roman dress like a straight man. what do normal college students wear#what does a guy who would be a jock if he wasnt a massive theater nerd wear...
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#This is still one of my favourite merch art. Atsushi would not fucking wear that but he's cute so we'll let it slide#I'm completely obsessed with Akutagawa in this. The slack pose. The gas mask. His lazy and disinterested look.#But more than everything the way even with the punk aesthetic going on he still doesn't renounce to the frills. 10/10 no notes#atsushi nakajima#ryūnosuke akutagawa#sskk#shin soukoku#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd memes#mine#q.#03/02/24
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Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun in FARSCAPE 1.03 | Back and Back and Back to the Future
#farscape#aeryn sun#claudia black#syfysource#cinematv#filmtvcentral#chewieblog#smallscreensource#farscapeedit#farscape gifs#my gifs#claudia black gifs#we’ve all know that he would not fucking say that but do we know that she would not fucking wear that?#like...okay I have a lot of thoughts about that chiffon overshirt thing#because like...that is something I would wear#like i'm legitimately wanting to draft a pattern and make it#but. but I do not believe aeryn sun would wear it#like...it's not...exactly...her style. it's loose and doesn't really add anything other than aesthetic#and it's really not her aesthetic#now the conan-doyal explanation of this would be: it's early season one and they're trying things out seeing what works seeing what#claudia looks good in#the watsonian explanation is possibly that it's (if you follow the broadcast chronology - US and Aus at least) following on from#Exodus from Genesis and so she's just recovered from heat delerium and she's trying to keep her body temp low#and as such is wearing an outfit that is light and loose#but uhhh#yeah
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i’m going to make fiddauthor art with fidds wearing his wedding ring and you are NOT going to like it
big obligatory banner that says “cheating is bad don’t do it i just like stories with relationship drama”
closeted, internally homophobic gay men who are married with kids has to be the trope i’m weakest to. no person involved is escaping the despair brought on by a relationship built on a well intentioned, desperate lie, born out of a desire to be normal and good
he WANTED to love her so fucking badly. he felt no ill will towards her and he loves their son more than words can say. he thought the attraction, the way she felt about him, would come with time. it didn’t. he doesn’t want to hurt her yet was doomed to from the start, and he’s truly, truly sorry. this does not absolve him of anything whatsoever and she has the full right to never want to speak with him again. he lied! he pretended to feel the same when he never once felt anything but platonic affection! he’s been in love with someone else this whole fucking time! and their kid… he’s caught in the middle of it all, too young to understand why his father would hurt his family like this.
and then he disappears and never comes back. imagine you’re 5 and your dad goes to the middle of the woods with his buddy for science shit, all of the sudden your parents are yelling on the phone and signing papers, and then he goes MIA. for years.
imagine your husbands “buddy” was the one he was thinking of all this time, not you, never you. and the first chance he gets to run away from you, he takes, and you should have been suspicious by the rushed frenzy of it all, the phone calls getting shorter and shorter until it fizzles to nothing. he forgot to get you a christmas gift. he hand-made him two. there has to be something wrong with you, it has to be your fault. you wish you married the man he becomes when he’s in his presence.
he folded when you started questioning him directly - he’d been to neurotic to ever be a good liar. you thought he was the one. he thought you were nice.
by the time the divorce is finalized he’s different in a wrong way. confused, angry, forgetful, insane - if the giant homicidal robot pterodactyl you’ve been harassed by is any indication. (he’s had a bad habit of building homicidal robots when he’s mad since they met -engineer things- but it was never directed at her - thankfully it never actually does anything) he’s clearly abusing drugs - you’d feel bad if he hadn’t abandoned you with the burden of explaining why your son can’t see his father anymore.
it’s a rotten bit of your soul, but time heals you. you move on and no longer think of him. trust in your career. find a man who truly loves you with no motives attached. raise your kid to be a good man. and in a fashion not unlike shakespearean dramatic irony, this makes him move to gravity falls to find and take care of his father. you couldn’t care less what hee doing now, but damn it, it’s his father, what is the kid supposed to do? but its futile- he appears to have no remorse, hell, no memory of the incident in the first place. (this isn’t his fault but how are they supposed to know that?) so he grows bitter and cold just like his mother used to be.
imagine that.
all over a mans inability to do anything but live in denial. to force himself to live in a box and pine like a dying man over the right one at the wrong time, destined to crash and burn. to take denial to a new level- a cult, brain damaging radiation, a total ego death - just to take the edge off. take off that damn wedding ring
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#emma may dixon#tate mcgucket#fiddauthor#ignoring the fact that he’s never depicted wearing a wedding ring. i’m ignoring it#it’s late i hope this makes sense at all#i love fiddleford. i love making him more tragic than he already is#cw cheating#just in case#ik this interpretation isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but it KILLS me#emma may and tate are so underrated bc there was no room in the story for them#let me MAKE the room#i may draw them…#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#my writing#ford pines#implied but he is here. poor oblivious homewrecker#i think ford obviously knew and was apprehensive but yk. he’s already hiding shit from fidds anyways what’s one more sin#and then it all goes to hell of course because of a stupid fucking triangle thanks bill#dude if my wife and situationship both left me AND i thought my situationship was about to end the world with his own hubris#i would probably fold to the memory gun too
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obsessed with the contrast between how openly and blatantly law carries the impact corazon had on him vs how reserved and secretive he is about his family and flevance. like he tattoos his whole body and designs his Jolly Roger and names his crew in honor of corazon, but the only marks of his home he carries with him are his skill as a surgeon and the hat he’s had since he was a kid. he even keeps two of his names a secret!! idk there’s just something about this sort of external focus law puts on the grief that he can actually act on and assign specific blame to, vs. the much more internal nature of the grief that he can do nothing but carry with him alone. but then again, by a certain measure the mere fact of his continued existence is one of the most obvious declarations of his grief over his family and his country that he could possibly make, so who knows!
#grief that he is forced to carry on his sleeve and thus keeps locked tight#vs grief that nobody would know about if he didn’t declare that he chooses to wear on his sleeve#idk idk idk! he’s just a fucked up little guy man#trafalgar law#one piece#op meta
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i drew this last month and then the next day got so insanely sick i was incapable of lifting my head. many such cases
#mine#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 sniper#I'm very aware that he would not fucking wear this#however it's based on a picture of doechii💔 i love her very much. please forgive me
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i felt like drawing and decided to do some little refs for my pirate au....... tell me how joão just. continuously ends up being my fav to draw 😔🫠
(+ a bonus feli lol)
#hetalia world stars#hetalia au#hws spain#hws romano#hws portugal#hws netherlands#hws belgium#hws luxembourg#hws italy#my art#feat. all sorts of lil fun details like: joão's carracks black sword and henri's violin#neither of which have become important enough to mention in the fic as of yet.#another fun detail: benelux siblings with matching blue silks :) abel wears his as a scarf and emma ties hers in a bow#henri has a violin rather than a weapon bc hes the baby of the crew at 17#he can defend himself -- everyone would just prefer if he kept away from violence if he can help it!#feli: the only browned eyed mf on this ship . why tf does Everyone have green eyes.#ALSO: I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE VINO SO SMALL . BUT THEN I PLACED HIM NEXT TO NED AND WENT 'OH FUCK'#its not my fault ned is a fucking Giant Man. lmfao.#pirate au
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a collection of old doodles and forgotten wips














#i might finish some of these. i especially want to complete that group hug sketch#trolls#dreamworks trolls#ex bandmates#trolls floyd#trolls oc#les#hed#liv#flea#my art#sketch dump#sketches#flea's eye color reveal! it's literal iris colors kjskdfkjd#the one with liv climbing on hed is supposed to be another flash photography illustration. i just lost the drive#fun fact: the jeans i usually draw floyd in were originally liv's rave pants. he borrowed them forever 😔#also my hc for floyd goes against most people's on this site. and that's that he's so gay gay homosexual gay that he cannot understand#why a guy who is a hot man guy guy hot man would want to wear feminine clothes when he can look like a hot manly man guy instead#he doesn't fuck with fishnets and makeup (with no offense to any artists who draw him like that. i love those floyds too)#hed however likes to occasionally experiment with his outfits and has no problem wearing his girlfriend's clothes if they're comfy#he is my crop top rocking barbie#leslie
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Ultimate Fashionista... Mikan Tsumiki??
she doesn’t like this one very much
#danganronpa#sdr2 mikan#mikan tsumiki#sdr2#scardraws#scarposts#scarstillgoingthroughit#no motivation but still need to do SOMETHING with my hands#Slightly better than yesterday but thats because i cried it all out#anyway#junkan#enomatsumiki#<- not really but idfc#Remnant mikan stealing her clothes and wearing them#another reason for Remnant Matsuda to be cross with her#Honestly ive thought more about it and#i feel like his resentment would come from her suggesting they.... do a form of IVF#which she would definitely TRY bc this is the perfect conditions to continue junko's legacy right?#Especially since junko loved him#but he would shut that down so fast#and enomatsumiki would be The Biggest Most Awful Most Tragic Breakup in Human History#why the fuck did i start this tangent?? ugh
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Drew Arcade… Peace and love on planet eartf….. He’s wearing gloves. and his prescription is so high his glasses get a little magnified
#fallout new vegas#fallout#arcade#arcade fnv#arcade gannon#fnv#followers of the apocalypse#i’m genuinely curious how having a high index would work in the apocalypse it’s not like Zeiss is still pumping out lenses?#are they just wearing a slightly worse prescription ? i assume so? especially if arcade had a cylinder or prism he is fucked
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laughing at the thought of osamu's younger staff suggesting that they should record some videos for their social media that's pretty barren, only used for the occasional promotion or new products. they ask samu if they can record him making onigiri since he's the owner and all, so it makes the most sense—shows everyone he's hands-on and a big part of the success. and he says sure, not thinking too much of it and hoping for the best.
the video blows up, and onigiri miya finds itself much busier than usual. osamu is even shocked by a few customers asking to take pictures with him. it isn't until atsumu texts in the afternoon and says something about the great thirst trap promo LMFAO does he realize that his tight-fitting black uniform, expertly framed and showing off his arms/chest, played such a huge role in views and interaction
#6okuto.txt#aghhh....samu.......#saw a video of this guy making. ..cakes?? i dont even remember anymore it was a few weeks ago#he was making something!#and he was wearing this vry well-fitting black shirt#and the comments were like. Nobodys looking at that damn cake#and i was like oh my fucking god this is literally samu 😭😭 LIEK THATS LITERALLY WHAT WOULD GO DOWN IMCRINGJDHG
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