#Sir crocodile

[diminuel]

Bonus:

Team "Dumb as a Rocks" stages the most chaotic prison break in all of history!

More Time Travelling Rocks AU, where Rocks and Luffy both (individually) decide to break into Impel Down. When Rocks hears about it he chases Luffy but only manages to team up in Level 5.5.

(Genderfluid Rocks? I might still play around with what I want other people to call Rocks. Crocodile calling him Dad instead of Mom while Luffy calls him Grandma might make the confusion even bigger *lol* I am open for suggestions~)

(I don't actually think Rocks is dumb. He's probably very intelligent, just incredibly impulsive *lol*)

[vincesnoirs]

You can’t tell me that this wouldn’t be Dragon/Crocodile/Shanks/Dadan with Luffy

"We have your son."

"My condolences. Please try to die quickly, his dinner's almost ready."

[ovium-sheep]

Original painting and something funny I thought about while making this BELOW THE CUTTTT!!! 🗣️🗣️🛐💯💯💯

Painting titled “After Midnight.” By Jack Vettriano (1954)

What they see ☝️

[mythical-illustrator]

Was inspired to make an oc based off all the wonderful art by @diminuel especially their mini mingo

So meet Amaru Donquixote - daughter of Sir Crocodile and Doflamingo

Below is some rough fashion sketches

I'll post some actual posts of her back story later

Fashion icon honestly

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[livelaughloveluffy]

being with sir crocodile

a/n: it's been such a long time since i've written a headcanon like this!! and since i'm slowly starting to clear out all my drafts, now seemed as good of a time as any to finish this!!

nothing but fluff here 💗

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-this man loves to spoil you. adorning your body with only the finest clothes and jewelry in the entire east blue, that he paid for, of course.

-crocodile loves to show you off. entering any meeting or conference with you on his arm, there's nothing more he loves more. it's even better when you wear something low-cut showing off the collection of hickies littered across your neck and collar bone, a silent display that lets everyone know just exactly who you belong to...

-despite his title as one of the seven warlords, crocodile still gets jealous and possessive over you. pulling your body closer to his when he doesn't like the way someone is staring at you. shooting an icy glare to anyone who dared to look at you.

-it was a bit of a surprise to find out exactly how crocodile could be when it was just the two of you. the way his hand softly brushes against your skin, as if you were made of the finest porcelain. his gruff voice and its faint whispers of sweet nothings as he leaves kisses down your neck.

-but you know you really have him when: nothing but the faint ticking of a clock and the occasional scribble from sir crocodile's pen are the only sounds in the room. growing tired and bored, you make your way behind the warlord. letting your hands travel from his shoulders to the front of his broad chest as you lean forward. resting your chin on his shoulder, whining "it's so late, sir.. can't we just go to bed and finish this paperwork tomorrow morning?"

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[handsareterrifying]

❤️‍🔥 Vamp Crocorosi. So cute.

⎯⎯⎯ 𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘥 .

[maxchumbert]

[hey-august]

Cinderella!Buggy. After a some choice decisions at a circus masquerade, you spend the next day looking for whoever is wearing the lipstick shade that matches the kisses on your neck.

Crocodile, the Sleeping Beauty. The one who falls asleep at his desk, with snores that are muffled into his crossed arms. Who you wake up with a soft kiss on the head.

Little Red Riding Hood, but it's a hawk instead of a big bad wolf. Mihawk has one plan and it's to eat y-

[oribellame]

I can't believe I forgot to post this one

Honestly, I am way more interested in Mihawk's hand on Crocodile's hook than in them kissing. I loved drawing this hand and this hook. Look at it please, don't let it be unnoticeddd

[theincubuscorp]

Some OP men, did this while half asleep and off memory of what everyone looks like. Gods it’s been awhile since I’ve drawn, been stuck in Artblock recently </3

[kaivenom]

Since February 9th is my birthday I got an idea, how about what one piece dilfs do on your birthday?

What the OP Dilfs do on your birthday

Characters: Doflamingo, Mihawk, Crocodile, Smoker, Shanks

A/N: oowwwww, happy birthdayyyy, i am so glad that you asked me for this.

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Dracule Mihawk

He prefers a rather small event, just him and you, maybe Perona and even Zoro if he can.

But if you want a party with other people, then he would try to tolerate other peoples presence.

Picture this: the backyard of your families house, all with balloons, food and all your relatives from all ages.

Then Mihawk with a glass of wine having to stand children and annoying aunts.

When you didn't found him anywhere, you searched for him and found him with your grandma (or another old female relative) gossiping.

When you left the house and finally are alone, he finally gave you your gift... probably jewelry.

Donquixote Doflamingo

He doesn't make it an official holiday but every one takes it like that cause there is a parade all over the city.

Like a Valentine's day 2.0

Privately he does a big feast on the castle and it's the only time you got to sit on the throne (and not his lap).

Like he says "You are the queen for the day"

He even orders some people to do humilliating things to make you laugh, but you have to stop him and reassure him that you just need to be with him on the moment.

Every one of the crew was invited to the party which means that Doflamingo ordered them the exact gift they have to get you, so you can have everything you want.

Baby 5 told you his plan so you went to thank him for the party and for being so sweet and lovely, at least for your special day.

Sr. Crocodile

A surprise trip, to anywhere you want like... you woke up and he asked you were you wanted to go, you said and hours later there you are.

You went to all the sites you wanted and he even ordered some fireworks for midnight.

He reserved on your favourite restaurant and he even "asked" (he literally threatened their families) to do your favourite cake.

Of course, all the things you've been wanting since christmas, he got them from you.

In the case the trip couldn't be made cause you already had plans with friends and family, expect him to celebrate before you go and wait for you to continue celebrating.

He understands that you can share your time with other people and he won't interfere but he absolutely would use all the other time you had.

Quality time and gifts are his love language so expect that a lot.

Smoker

You both go a day out at work for personal affairs.

He mades you breakfast and put it on the bed, this day, you are the only thing on his life.

You do everything you want this day: a picnic? done, a fancy restaurant? movies and popcorn?

All of it? also yes.

He even tries to cook himself a birthday cake but the attend gets so bad that you had to help him.

He is reticent about it but when you suggested him that this is the perfect couple birthday activity, he accepted.

The ussual movie flour fight type of thing, but you ended up doing the dessert and you finally made your wish.

But there is no better wish than to have spent the day with him.

Akagami Shanks

You are free from all your responsabilities on the ship.

You are the first to be served on lunch and everyone left you alone to be at peace.

More than that the day went awfully normal, even with Shanks, you started to even feel crazy cause nobody even said "good birthday" but they clearly know due to their behaviour.

Then Shanks ordered to arrive on an island without warning, was almost night so you decided to go to your room, a little sad about the day.

So, half an hour later, Shanks lifted you up and forced you outside, to the night, and you saw how they had prepared a surprise party.

You almost slapped all of them for the secretism but you know you have a soft spot for these idiots.

Food, alcohol and cake passed among everyone and lasted all night.

Shanks took the moment when they all were drunk to be more affectionate and attentive with you, showing you how much love he was acumulating all day for the brithday girl

[diminuel]

I love thinking Garp to his son like "Fuck off manwhore, get away" and when he sees Crocodile be like "Oh hi wani sweetie do you want anything?" Because he is having his first grandchild damnit >:(

Poor Dragon, at least he gets affection from Crocodile.

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[weareallgonnaliveforawhile]

One Piece Spoilers

I think it'd be really funny if Shanks twin, Shamrock, was exactly what we think he is. Basically an evil twin version of Shanks with inverted morals, values and views on the people around both of them EXCEPT

Buggy.

He is JUST as enamored with Buggy as Shanks is (that's literally canon, do not fight me.). Except he's just marginally more respectful to Buggy. This isn't me saying that Shanks is a dick to Buggy, no, this is me saying that Shanks has had years to learn to be comfortable joking around with Buggy, what jokes to say, etc and Shamrock hasn't so he defaults to just being very nice and respectful.

I just think it'd be really funny.

Brothers?

If you want to go the adopted brother's route for Shanks and Buggy, then Shamrock barely misses a beat before deciding that Buggy is also his brother. Most likely, he finds Buggy more deserving of being his sibling than Shanks and laments over that.

I think it'd look something like-

Shamrock, sighing, watching Buggy: If only my blood kin was as spectacular and deserving of my pedigree as my adopted brother is.

Crocodile, absolutely doesn't wanna be here, watching Buggy juggle his own head while Richie throws fire at him: Are you on actual crack?

Shamrock, scoffing: You lower beings wouldn't understand. People like us are above the rest of you and while my inferior estranged brother prefers acting like rabble, my clearly exceptional adopted brother is clearly better than the likes of you.

[In the background, you can see that Richie has stolen Buggy's head. Buggy is angrily attempting to use Cabaji as a makeshift sword against Richie while Mohji is attempting to only set Cabaji on fire instead of the deck. He is failing.]

Crocodile, watching this go down, would be more offended by Shamrock if he wasn't still in shock at this being about fucking Buggy: I repeat. Are you on actual crack?

Shuggy/Definitely Divorced?

On the other hand if you go for more Shuggy, or as I like to call it, 'Somehow VERY divorced despite the fact that there was no way they could've ever gotten married', then I offer Shamrock having a puppy crush on Buggy that he doesn't even hide. He meets Buggy and instantly falls in love. Everything that man does is through rose tinted glasses now.

He's a pirate? He clearly holds a large position and everyone that follows him either adores him or fears him, so what?!

He has a crew full of people that are incredibly odd? Who gives a shit, Shank's crew is much weirder and all of Buggy's crew listens and respects him unconditionally so really Buggy is just amazing at choosing subordinates-

He steals from the rich only to hoard money himself? If those rich people were able to get their money stolen then they deserved that! Good on Buggy for keeping money away from idiots who don't know how to keep it!

Honestly, if he heard from either Buggy or someone else that Buggy has had a long standing grudge against Shanks and that was just the final nail in the coffin for him.

How Buggy would react to any of this is up to y'all but I do know that whether you think of them as brothers, in love or a secret third thing, Shanks immediate reaction to learning this would genuinely be murder.

[local-loser-clown]

Crocodile invited Dragon to a drinking game with Buggy and Mihawk. It's not going great for Dragon

Buggy wasn't expecting Dragon to drink