#He was sneezing more tho. Not much but I did hear it

[sneezyonmain]

I mostly have bad dreams, but occasionally I get snz dreams. They're mostly about one specific person, and last night I had a dream that he texted me (long distance friends) about how he went to class and was sneezing a bunch, and how he thought he was allergic to something. I forgot about it until later, when I remembered and was SO BUMMED it wasn't real.

[ariisheresstuff]

Flu Season

Pairings: Carmen Berzatto x Fem!Reader

Summary: The flu has been going around, unfortunately, you ended up catching the flu. But, no worries! Doctor Carmy on the way! <3

Genre: Fluff + Comfort

Warnings: Sick Reader :(

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A/N: Literally everyone has been getting the flu (not me tho!) hopefully everyone gets well if you have the flu! <3

You woke up feeling like absolute shit. Your head was just pounding like crazy, your nose was just clogged up, your throat was on fire, and you had nonstop sneezing. You groaned as you lifted your head up only for your eyes to close shut at the brightness coming from the curtains. You also whined at the empty spot next to you on the bed, however you did hear noises coming from downstairs meaning Carmy was home. You moaned as you laid your head back down only for you to slush your pillow over your head. That’s when you heard footsteps approaching the bedroom.

“Hey, baby, c’mon. It’s already 11:30 you never sleep in this late.” Carmy dragged the blanket off of you only for you to shiver and whine at him.

“Carmy, stop, I’m cold!” Your voice sounded strained and just not you. Carmen frowned.

“Babe, you okay? You don’t sound like yourself.” He said softly as he lifted the pillow off your head only for you to scrunch your eyes, Carmen softly cupped your face as he rubbed a thumb over your red cheeks. “Jesus baby, you’re burning up. You only whined. Small tears forming in your eyes as you looked up at Carmen’s eyes.

“I don’t feel good.” You said through the tears making Carmen frown at you, he quickly tucked the blanket back over you as he sat on the edge while rubbing your neck with his cooled hands.

“Shit, you might have the flue babe. It’s been going around recently. Did this just happen?” You nodded as you placed one of his hands on your burning face making him chuckle a bit.

“I guess it started last night.” Carmen hummed as he checked his phone for the time, he hummed again.

“Should probably get you to the doctors, get you some medication too.” Carmy ran his fingers through your hair as he helped you sit up slowly, you winced as your headache continued. You leaned on his chest, trying to hide from the sun to stop your pounding head from aching. Carmen rubbed your arms as he rested his chin on your head.

“Will you make me soup?” You said making Carmen’s heart swell, smiled.

“You know I will baby.” You smiled too as you wrapped your arms around him, you hummed feeling a bit at ease in your lovers arms. He then pecked your head a few times before helping you stand.

“Come on, let’s get ready for the doctor.” You whined making Carmy chuckle a bit. “C’mon, c’mon. I’ll even shower with you.”

“Oh?” You said as you smirked at him making roll his eyes at you.

“Don’t got time for that today baby, sorry.” Carmen said as he patted your bottom to get you moving towards the bathroom.

“Dang it.” You said with a dramatic sigh making Carmen chuckle through his nose.

You groaned as the two of you made it back home from the doctor. It was 100% the flu making you wanna fall into a hole, you took off your shoes only to whimper at how much your head was hurting you. Carmen took you in his arms.

“Let me do that babe, here.” He gently placed you on the bench next to the door as he carefully took off your shoes for you making you smile a bit.

“Thank you carmy, I love you.” You said through a sniffle, you took one of his hands as you placed little pecks on his tattoos.

“And I love you more baby.” Carmen leaned down to peck your forehead, before helping you stand as well as walking you over to the couch. You sighed as you were finally able to lay in peace. You immediately shivered. Carmen noticed.

“You want the fluffy blanket babe?” You nodded as you hugged yourself trying to warm up, which was impossible. Carmen quickly came back with the big fluffy blanket that you loved. You immediately smiled as you cuddled up the blanket. Carmen crossed his arms jokingly making you chuckle.

“I see how it is babe.” He said with a shake of his head making you roll your eyes.

“I’ll always cuddle you more Carm.”

“Yeah, yeah, anyway what soup you want?” He started looking through the cabinets.

“Chicken noodle, obviously.” You said as you took the remote and flicked through the channels to keep you occupied.

“Chicken noodle it is. You know you have to take the medicine after.” He said while getting the ingredients while you groaned like a toddler as you cuddled up more with the blanket.

“Literally the best soup in the world Carm.” You said as you enjoyed the warm soup, letting it clear your throat and sinus. Carm came by to sit with you only with the medicine making you glare at him.

“If looks can kill babe.” He said through a chuckle as he got the medicine ready for you, you pouted.

“I don’t wanna take it Carm, it’s gross.” You said between sniffles making Carmen frowned at you as he rubbed your back.

“I know baby, but I want my girl feeling better again. I get sad seeing you so down and not yourself. You finished the last of the soup before sighing as you took the tiny cup of the pink liquid, you sighed as you downed the medicine. You coughed before immediately taking the water you had and rinsing your mouth.

“Taste like shit.” You said with a scrunched up face making Carm snort before taking the cup from you and kissing your head as a reward. He took your empty bowl before placing them in the kitchen sink. You laid back down as you continued the movie you were watching. Carmen came back as he sat down next to you on the couch pulling you into his arms. You snuggled in his side, humming into his warmth. He placed an arm around you, securing you tightly as if you would disappear. You wrapped your arms around his torso, feeling your eyes get heavy.

“Thank you for taking care of me Carmy, I don’t know what I would do without you.” You said softly as you yawned, Carmen looked down at you with a smile.

“No need to thank me baby. It’s my job to look after you.” He placed a loving kiss on your forehead as he ran a hand through your hair in a comfort manner. You sighed as you gave him a smile. You yawned again making him pull you in closer to him.

“Get some rest baby, you need it. I’ll be here when you wake up.” He placed kisses on your head as he continued to rub your back soothingly immediately putting you to sleep.

You mumbled a very light “I love you.”

Of course Carmen heard because he leaned down to whisper lightly “I love you more baby.” Before continuing the movie on the TV.

The night ended with the two of you asleep in each others embrace <3

Tag-List: @otomefan @chunnies @slasherstories123 @avengersfan25 @th3h0nkz

[buckysgrace]

okay hear me out pls, or u can ignore me forever…but what about gator comforting the reader (she’s 21 tho and in secret relationship with gator for months now) about her spring allergies causing her insomnia and her stuffy nose driving her insane all day but he takes care of her? maybe he makes her feel good even down there with his mouth bc he knows it helps her sleep hehe and she literally falls asleep but he’s gentle (bc she’s still sore from last night) while he eats her out and is holding his hand? <3 love ur writing sm, keep up ur work ^^

CW: Oral sex <3

Hope you enjoy!

“What’s wrong with you?” He questioned, watching the way you dramatically threw yourself back on the bed. You grumbled, your head pounding and nose stuffed full of tissues. You’d done nothing but suffer the past few days, unable to sleep and forced to live with the constant ringing behind your eyes.

“Allergies,” You whined as you held you hands out, watching the way he crossed your room slowly, “I feel terrible.” You grumbled as you blew your nose again, then tossed the tissues into the trash can. Your body was aching, sore from how your cold was affecting you. 

“You look pretty funny too.” He commented teasingly, grinning as he looked down at you. You were surprised that he’d come by at all, knowing that there wasn’t much that you’d actually be able to do. You didn’t want him to deal with you coughing and sneezing anywhere either. 

“Thanks,” You said dryly, but felt a smile forming against the corner of your lips, “I thought you couldn’t come by?” You watched as he shrugged his jacket off and sat it on one of your dressers. Spring had rolled around, but there was still a light dusting of snow still leftover from the last storm. 

“I can always sneak away for you,” He grinned as he sat at the edge of your bed, brushing his fingers across your cheek, “You still can’t sleep?” He questioned you softer this time, sounding concerned as you rested your cheek against his palm. 

“No,” You moaned pitifully before you sighed deeply, desperately feeling the need to fill your lungs with air, “I start to fall asleep but then I wake up to sneeze or cough or just because I can’t breathe.” You were truly in misery. 

“Poor baby,” He mocked as he pouted his eyes out, his tongue condescending yet his eyes told a different story. They were soft, gentle and full of worry. It made you a little nervous as you crept deeper into your sheets, “What are we going to do to fix that?”

“Don’t know,” You said softly, smiling at the way he rubbed his thumb across your hip, “I’ve tried everything.” You drew out playfully, sighing deeply as you looked at him again. You really enjoyed the look that grew in his eyes, how sometimes you swore you could see just how much he cared for you. Even if he didn’t admit it yet. 

“Everything?” He questioned as he tilted his head, raising his eyebrows like he knew more than you. You grinned in response, enjoying his little banter. He really did make you feel better, even without really trying.

“Mhm,” You nodded along, “Just about. I think I’m just forced to suffer.” You rested your hand on your head playfully, feigning dramatics as he chuckled softly. He shifted a little closer to you, beginning to move his legs underneath your own. 

“Maybe I can help?” He suggested as he pulled the blankets off of you, making you shiver in response. You watched him curiously as he pulled your legs apart, settling between them. 

“What have you got in mind?” You asked him curiously as you sat up on your elbows, doing your best to keep from sneezing everywhere. He pressed down on your hips slowly, making you settle back against the mattress. 

“Just relax,” He mumbled as he looped his fingers through the band of your pajama pants. He slowly tugged them down your thighs, his eyes hazy as he drank in the image of your skin. You still felt nervous sometimes with how intensely he watched you, like he was memorizing every inch of you, “I’ll take good care of you, mama.” He promised sweetly, his lips curling into a smirk.

He dipped between your thighs dragging his lips against your smooth skin as he inhaled the scent of you. It made you quiver, goosebumps forming on your skin as he slowly pressed his mouth against your panties. 

You breathed out slowly, your lungs filling with much needed air as he flicked his tongue out against your clothed cunt. You whimpered in response, your clit tingling with desire as he messily licked across your panties.

“Gator,” You whispered softly, moaning as your hips jerked in anticipation, “Please. Don’t tease me.” You begged softly as you brushed your fingers across the top of his head, knowing that he liked to have his hair played with despite his protests. 

“Alright,” He mumbled as he placed a few more kisses against your panties, “Only because you don’t feel good.” He added, giving you a knowing look as he began to tug the material down your thighs. He kissed at one knee, bringing it up as he slowly slid one ankle out of them.

He dragged his lips teasingly across your cunt, flicking his tongue against your sensitive clit to make your hips jerk forward again. You sighed blissfully, your headache and stuffy nose forgotten as he dragged his tongue across your clit.

His mouth was warm and wet, sloppy as he curled his tongue through your folds. He licked away your slick, inhaling the taste of you as he gripped the back of your thighs. He squeezed softly, like he was trying to keep from digging his fingertips into your flesh.

He wrapped his lips around your clit, sucking softly as you felt a wave of pleasure crash over you. You rolled your hips slowly, whimpering and whining as he began to languidly flick his tongue across your sensitive bud. Your toes curled in awe as moans rolled off of your tongue, filling the room in a loud melody. 

He groaned against your cunt, his desperation evident by the way he continued to drag his mouth against your wet folds. He played with your clit, continuing to flick his tongue against it in the manner that you licked.

He spread your legs further, exposing you further to him as he moved his mouth downwards. He dragged his tongue across your hole, teasing you as he slowly slid his tongue inside of your spongy walls. You gasped as you stretched around him, inviting him inside as he licked at your cunt.

“Jesus, Gator,” You moaned as your fingers tangled into the back of his hair, tugging him closer as you began to rock your hips forward more frantically. His nose began to brush against your clit, digging into you as he curled his tongue deeper inside of you, “Oh my God!” You squealed, your lungs straining as the pleasure crashed over you.

Your clit was throbbing as he continued to flick his tongue inside of your walls, licking away your slick as his nose dug into your clit. Everything felt too good as you rocked yourself against his face, not caring how messy you made him. 

The pleasure crashed over you, cracking inside of you as you came with a loud cry. Your fingers tightened in his hair, pulling him closer as you felt the waves rocking through your body. He whined from underneath you, his hips pressing into the mattress as he held onto your thighs tightly. It burnt a little bit, but in a good way. In a way you craved.

“Fuck,” He groaned as he slowly came up for air, but continued to kiss along your sensitive pussy. His eyes were glazed over as he met your gaze, his face coated in your slick, “Your little tang tastes so good for me. You’re such a good girl.” He praised, making your chest warm at the way he softly dragged his fingers up your thighs.

You settled back against the pillows, heart hammering roughly as he slowly took the courtesy of cleaning you up. You giggled softly, legs pulling together before he slid your panties and pants back over your legs. You watched as he leant over you, crowding you into the mattress as he brushed his thumb against your nose.

“I’ll warm you up some soup,” He suggested at last as he pulled his lips into the softest grin, “Then maybe you can repay me later.” He mumbled as he bent over to kiss the corners of your lips. You smiled at the idea, lucky that you had someone like him. 

[isa-ghost]

OMG i would love to hear more qphil headcannons!

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When he's alone he gives so many less fucks. Anytime he passes a Federation camera or building or whatever he flips it off. Sometimes he'll stop to do it, do a funky mocking jig out of spite. If Fit has Fuck The Catfish (FTC) then Phil has FTF. Fuck the Feds

Besides the fact that he's sentimental about stupid shit, he also hasn't deconstructed the shitty dirt shack yet because he treats it as rent lowering gunshots. That's his wall. Bitch.

He's a teeny tiny bit sad everyone who lived IN the wall is sorta gone for one reason or another. It's a bit lonely. And eerie, considering a lot of the time they lived in there was before the worst of what's happened to everyone happened. The insides of the walls feel like a fucked up time capsule now...

We've seen this in canon but he LOVES to wander. Wanderlust his beloved. Find cool shit, collect cool shit, get cool pictures. It's just nothing but Ws. ... He feels a lot of deja vu doing it. He'd be able to place it if he could just fly...

Ever since that taste of flight in Purgatory, he's been aching so much more for it again. His stomach fills with dread at the thought of saving Tubbo's life costing him his wings. He'd make the decision he did again & 100x over, but flying is so core to who he is. He can't fathom being grounded for the rest of eternity.

If it weren't for the constant danger he feels like he's in, he'd LOVE to just lay down on his stomach on Chayanne's old house's roof & just sun his wings. Mmmmmm warmmmm

He'll never admit it to Lullah, but sometimes he switches up what he eats between his avocado toast phases so he never gets sick of it. She thinks he just infinitely enjoys the stuff.

He's convinced the Baker is a paid [Federation employee? Cucurucho 3?] actor that can't, no matter what, break their stoic smile. Phil spends SO much time when he has no other responsibilities trying to get them to crack. He flips them off, he makes faces, he threatens them, he rambles off the wildest most random shit. He did the DK prank. He dances in front of them. Nothing. But one day he'll get them.

Just like cc!Phil, he loathes a lot of stereotypical British stuff, like tea. It's so funny. Fit & Tubbo especially like pushing his buttons about it, his food rants are the best.

When he heard someone on the island made up a rumor that Eggza is legit because Phil taste-tested a cookie out of curiosity, he took that and RAN. Yeah. He's egg sometimes. Who's his parent you ask? Well that's a secret (it's Rose).

The moment Fit told him he has a thing for Pac, Phil instantly launched into wingman mode (pun intended). No more,,,, Hitting The Gym Together. Fit wants more than a fwb, Phil is SO here for it

Cellbit & Baghera take priority over everything. But GOD is he not ready for the flashbacks when he gets to Egg Island to save them. He didn't know Etoiles left that scar on his back...

In very dad fashion, his sneezes and yawns are fucking atrocious. Unnecessarily loud.

The islanders closest to him + the kids are starting to think he's got some kinda sleep disorder. He sleeps for an awful long time sometimes... (when his hc streams get long :) )

This idiot sleeps in the worst places I bet his back cracks and pops like fucking bubble wrap (same tho)

[cosmindart]

Escaping the ABXC (part 2)

It took nearly two weeks for Lemres... Two weeks of silently gritting his teeth, mindlessly nodding to every request and acting like the perfect helpful assistant just to to finally get access to his old Phoslytic tablet again. Hard work paid of finally.

He searched and tried recovering files on his personal device but it had been scrubbed clean. It didn't matter that much now anyway. He remembered enough. Having the tablet wasn't enough just yet however. 

He was yet to get away from constant surveillance to record his note.

Lemres knew that Zadahim's ship was a safe spot for that but he didn't quite have easy access to it. He couldn't just ask to 'pay the Nordic a visit'. Even talking to him in the corridors wasn't an easy task. He was determined to make this work however.

xenocounceling assignment 21.4%

inventory assignment 21.4%

health check-up 35.7%

administration assistance 21.4%

His assignment for today was on the medical wing of the building. They had caught another reptoid.

Lemres remembered the last time the ABCX captured a reptoid and had him try to mediate. The lizard slashed him quite harshly and had to get some intense surgery.

Lemres was scared

He was terrified he might get hurt again... but at the same time it might be a quick way to be sent to Zadahim since he was the expert in term of alien medical-sciences and would likely be the one treating him again.

Perhaps Zadahim will be in the room for today's check-up.

Be kind & sympathetic 35.3%

Be strict & professional 52.9%

Be cold & distant 11.8%

Lemres entered the examination room across from him sat The Reptoid, a human doctor next to him already. His Nordic accomplice wasn't there sadly.

"Hello" said the Phoslyte in Koem Standard - a language all aliens present in the milky-way agreed to learn as a secondary dialect.

The Reptilian individual nodded his head before replying in kind.

"My name is Lemres, Ill be your translator and counsellor for this examination. Please provide your name and general background."

"My name's Erthak. It this going to be long? I got a delivery to pick up..."

Lemres did his best keeping his tone and posture professional. He didn't want to agitate the prisoner nor make it look like he could be an easy target to manipulate.

While Lemres was trying to explain to Erthak that he wouldn't be released anytime soon, the reptoid sneezed

continue the interview 21.4% 

ask doctor about sneeze 21.4%

ask Erthak about sneeze 50%

step out of the room 7.1%

"Are you ill or is this an allergy?" Lemres squinted

"Im fine as far as I know?" Erthak shrugged "Should I get tested?"

Lemres winced a little, afraid of facing an incident similar to what happened back home. Even if he didn't like the agency he wouldn't wish the plague on them

"Is he ill?" Lemres asked in english, aimed at the doctor.

"The Nordics said the blood test didn't show anything of note." replied the human

"That's not what he's claiming" Lied the Phoslyte "He has Veriliad Flu. It is technically nothing of note to Nordics but not to humans."

"Im sure Zadahim or Thalizur would have mentioned such a thing." they replied, tho they noticeably took a step further away from the Reptoid when he sneezed a second time.

"Im sure it was a small mistake. I hear the two of them have been a bit distracted since Honfiel got sick."

"Let me go talk to them." 18.2%

"I will go talk to them." 72.7%

"Tell them to come here." 9.1%

They usually didn't like it when Lemres made decisions on his own like this but he did seem to know more than they did for once. He had also been a great employee since the memory-wipe as well.

"Ill send Zadahim a message to transfer you A.S.A.P" said the human agent

Lemres walked into the hallway and barely 2 minutes later the Nordic joined him.

"I need to take a closer look at the blood test you did. Bring me to your lab, please" the Phoslyte ordered

"Um, sure." responded Zadahim before teleporting them "Did Thalizur make a mistake?"

As soon as Lemres set foot inside the pink lab his muscles relaxed and the sighed deeply.

"There's nothing wrong with it. I just pretended there was. Let me record my brain note for Abok while we got the time then teleport me back. You can send it out whenever."

"Oh! Sure!"

keep the brain-note short 40%

put as much info as possible 40%

say goodbye just in case 20%

Lemres tried to put as much info in the note as possible but since time was of the essence he was also forced to keep it as short as possible.

"I hope this will be sufficient." sighed the Phoslyte

"Now all I need is to record a normal voice note of the same length and size."

"Ill let you work on that. Just beam me back to base and Ill finish the Reptoid check-up" Lemres said as he disconnected his tablet from Zadahim's equipment "After this, everything is in your hands"

"I hope Abok will get this and soon. Honfiel's health has been deteriorating..."

Things were out of Lemres's control. He wished he could do more not that was all the could be done for now. Until Abok or anyone received his message he would have to keep on acting like a good employee.

Before the Nordic teleported him back down Lemres had one last thing to say

I hope Honfiel will be ok 0%

I know Abok will find us 30%

If we get caught, blame me 0%

Don't lose hope 70%

And with a comforting line, he was back in front of the examination room.

"I can confirm that the Reptoid isn't sick" Said Lemres in English, still leaving the other alien confused and out of the loop "He probably was sick but just finished recovering."

[+ Employee trust]

He equally kept the doctor from the truth by speaking in Koem with the reptilian prisoner.

He didn't talk too much however. He knew any long conversations the Agency couldn't understand could raise suspicions. He didn't want to lose the little trust the ABXC had in him.

Trickery aside, concluding the medical check-up on the Reptoid was quick. He couldn't help but feel a bit guilty looking at him being walked away to whatever holding cell they'd put him in. 

Hopefully once Abok comes the Reptoid could escape too.

Go back to work 23.1%

Lunch break 61.5%

Find a spot to rest 15.4%

With his main task of the day completed, Lemres's schedule was technically free but he knew better than to slack off. He decided to go for a lunch break for a breather before going back to work.

He could really use a rest, he was still feeling a bit weak since that memory wipe.

He sat down at a table, it's was smooth cold and bright just like every walls and machines in this facility. An endless see of sanitized white that sucked the life out of everything… He missed the outside.

"Not eating the meat as usual I see!" said a coworker "You're missing out"

"You can have my portion" 20%

"I can't digest it well" 40%

Keep eating 10%

Eat some meat 30%

"My species isn't really built to digest that" explained Lemres

"Come on~I read those files. It says you CAN eat mean, your people just don't have access to it often" replied the human

"Even humans can have trouble digesting meat after not having had meat for a long time."

"That's true. Look I just know you're a lil under the weather and I figured protein would do you some good ya know." the agent nudged the alien "Wouldn't want ya to pass and end up on the dissection table right?" 

Lemres stiffened up. That could be his fate, but more-so Honfiel's

"Tell you what." continued Lemres's coworker "I got inventory duty this afternoon. why dontcha tag along as my assistant. You could have a snooze"

"You forget cameras are a thing." bluntly replied Lemres "I don't think it would be a smart decision..."

"Thanks for offering tho" 60%

"I will work with you" 10%

"Thats oddly kind of you" 30%

"I have another assignment 0%

The Phoslyte thanked his coworker and resumed eating.

Part of him was curious as to why this human would want to help him in the first place. Maybe this man genuinely saw him as an equal person, maybe he was trying to set him up and test his performances. He'd take note of this

The two of them spent their hour-long lunch break doing some friendly chatting. Well, The human was doing the chatting, Lemres only responded with semi-professional one-liners.

"I think I should get back to work" stated Lemres, food-tray in hand "Good luck with the inventory"

Go back in the medbay 25%

Go to his bedroom-cell 0%

Get order from a superior 50%

Check for the Reptoid 25%

As the alien made his way through the corridor to report to a superior something felt off. He barely had the time to register this odd feeling of tension when suddenly all the human walking by collapsed on the flood.

Lemres rushed to the nearest person, checking their pulse.

These people were alive but couldn't be shaken awake. Panicked, Lemres rushed around to find someone that could help but every human were as motionless as the rest. It was as if the entire facility was put to deep sleep. Maybe the Nordic were still awake. He needed to find them

Go to Medical 58.3%

Go to Communications 0%

Go to Surveillance 41.7%

Call their name as he search 0%

Lemres moved as fast as he could, more and more human laid unconscious around him.

He rushed toward the medical ward. He figured the 2 Nordics would probably rush there to check on their sick 3rd member if they weren't knocked out like the rest.

"LEMRES!"

The Phoslyte had barely made it into the corridor of the care wing when he heard Zadahim call his name. The Nordic opened his mouth to speak but he was quickly interrupted by the facility's alarm.

"Wha-What's going on?!" Stuttered Lemres

"It must be Abok... It has to be!"

"Uh!?" Lemres and his accomplice had to shout over the blaring alarm to hear each other. "Already?!" "I didn't think he'd get here this fast either but human being put to sleep in mass like this can only be done by Greys." explained Zadahim

"Can we turn of the alarm 22.2%

Stay put and wait 11.1%

"1 grey can do all this?" 66.7%

"I've never heard of just 1 Grey knocking out people en mass like this, only teams" said Zadahim "Maybe if a Grey's mad enough..."

"Or maybe he brought back-up with him" Excitedly said Lemres

"I doubt it. I told you about the no disturbance order. No Grey would go against it."

"But Abok would. H-"

"Abok is different." interrupted the Nordic "A normal Grey doesn't spend all his time playing cowboy dress-up!"

"I do not appreciate such rude comment..." said a resonating voice seemingly coming from everywhere "I dont appreciate you playing victim either"

At the end of the left corridor stood what looked like a human with stretched proportions. Golden glasses and a large hat. It was Abok.

"Abok! You're here already!" Lemres rushed toward him "How did you get here so fast? Do you have the medicine?"

"Grey ships can perform nearly instant travel between planets, traveling between state is nothing." the Grey stated "Let's go. It's time to get out of here."

"The medicine!" Shouted Zadahim, near tears "We had a deal, had we not?"

"Your act isn't going to work on me, Nordic."

Convince Abok 20%

"He apologized already" 0%

"What act?" 70%

Leave 10%

"Abok what are you talking about?!" Lemres questioned

"Lemres I know you're not stupid but I know you can be too trusting of aliens, especially ones that 'rank above you'. I know you mean well but... " the Grey said in a soft tone before switching to an harsher voice "This man..

..This Parasite is nothing but a user." Abok turned toward the Nordic scowling "You're no victim of the ABCX. You're part of it and you enjoy it. Come on Lemres. If he really was a victim and wanted to save his friend from being dissected, why didn't he ask you help them LEAVE?..

...It's because they don't intend on leaving. They'll stay here. As a matter of fact if they wanted to leave, they can do it without you. These motherfuckers can teleport for star's sake!" Abok ranted "He played up the sad puppy to get you to forgive him just so he could use you"

Lermes looked at the Nordic. The blond alien's face looked almost emotionless.

"He needed you to get me to get the medicine because neither he nor the ABXC has access to it." Abok explained to Lemres before then addressing the Nordic "You though I'd come here and fail didn't you?

... You didn't think I could put your entire base to sleep and walk in as I pleased. You just though I'd get caught and you'd confiscate the cure you needed out of my pocket."

"You're more skilled than I anticipated..." Zadahim conceded "Fair play I suppose..."

Abok pulled out two small metal canisters out of his pocket and showed them to Lemres.

"Is this the medicine?" The Phoslyte asked

"It is. And now that you know the full truth Ill let you decided if you still want to give it to them."

"Honfiel will die without it..."

Give it and leave 42.9%

Let Honfiel die 0%

Punch 1st then give it 35.7%

Question Zadahim 21.4%

Lemres took the metal vials in his hand and looked at them for a moment. He'd been played for a fool. Not just that... He though back about Zadahim's apology. Was it genuine?

Lemres tossed the medicine at the traitor's feet

"Let's go Abok. The alarm is giving me a migraine..."

The disguised Grey nodded and started walking away. "Before you ask, I already freed the Reptoid." stated Abok "I also downloaded the ABXC's security tapes of the past 6 month for me too look over but you can watch them to help you recover the rest of your memories if you want."

"I'd been here 6 month?" 75%

"IDK if I want to remember 8.3%

"Ill think about it" 16.7%

"..." 0%

"Approximately you've been under my surveillance for a little over 4 years until 6 month ago I found your place empty. I spent every single days of these past month looking for you, scanning every communication lines I could, getting into every camera systems If found...

... I even got kicked out of the surveillance corps because of it" explained Abok "Not that I'd have wanted to stay after the years of non-assistance they provided you." "What are you going to do now then?" "I built us a cabin in Switzerland. Im sure you'll love it. Let's go."

[sixosix]

haiii pookie snukums muah muah cherry pie :3 idk i just wanna give thoughts (and maybe recieve some from u too 👉👈) from the new trailer bc im bored and i feel like im being toasted alive... mainit

FREMI💀 no bc he looks like he can be blown away from a lil breeze. like a sneeze can turn him into dust💀 BUT BRO BLOCKED A WHOLE ASS HIT FROM ARLECCHINO WHILE ALSO HOLDING LIKE A 30 KILO CLAYMORE💥 HOW BUFF IS HEEEEE😭 (lyney at the side like a damsel)

speaking of lyney,,,,i saw somewhere, idk if its canon or not, but i read that lyney is canonically weak. not weak as in "cannot fight", more like, "brains over brawn" type of weak. his main strength comes from his big fat brain and i think thats hot (lyney as brains, thawed!mc as brawns. an unstoppable duo if i do say so myself)

Im just gonna say, arlecchino DID NOT MISS❗❗ when she chose lyney as the successor. bc think about it, the house's main objective is to adopt kids to make them into soldiers(or other stuff). so why are the children not doing anything about it? because they are blinded by father's "love". they've been provided a home and a family that they can love, ofc theyre going to do whatever they can to repay her kindness. i say "blinded by love" bc its most probably not genuine. arlecchino will only do things if it benefits her. so, in short, the children are being decieved into loyalty and submission.

and what is one of lyney's biggest/ most prominent trait? being able to decieve others very easily. he's a magician ffs😭😭 (this is probably why thawed!mc is hesitant/ doesnt believe him whenever he does something bc she knows that its probably not genuine. and bc of this, they're both miserable.💀)

like, he may not be physically strong, but that brain and charisma can bring you to your end in a snap. and that hot.

i only heard childe's voice but i feel like he's important to the lore. my manz been to 3 countries, and hes hasnt retrieve a single (1) gnosis😭 pack up boy ur no harbinger all u do is look pretty and get your ass handed to u THRICE😭 (i love him tho muah)

WIDNTRACE omg windtrce FINALLYY😭😭uueuedhhsuwh

ur so cool bc i just saw the ask asking if theres thawed update tmrw, and ur gonna do RESEARCH???? this is why i love u. marry me. pookie idc how long it takes, everything u write is so delicious. quality over quantity is so real ily. and i dont want thawed to end so soon....

i think thats all of my brain barf today. congrats again on 5k!!! ily muah♥️

HI AKAAGIIIII i did. i did see. i watched it from zy0xs livestream. first of all, ARLECCHINO IS SOOO COOL her presence… unmatched….. the lore ?! im so excited as a player and as a thawed writer!!!!

I KNOW FREMINET WAS INSANE THERE HAHAHAH the way he didnt fall back.. King. king behavior. LYNEY TOOOO HELLOOO THE LORE BOMBBB the throwback to him being chosen as the next King AAAAAA my brain was going overdrive (thawed!mc being brawns shes so stupid i love her)

and yes!! your thoughts on lyney and arlecchino are so true. arlecchino picking lyney makes sense in her perspective but the fact that lyney doesnt want to do it says so much about his character! lyney is such a well written character im so in love

i was so surprised to hear childes voice i was like oh gosh the thawed is writing itself?????

AND YESSS RESEARCH AAA i rlly rlly want to wait and see what the House lore is all about before i write thawed because i think i could really use it. not only for ideas but for keeping it feel like it could easily be an actual genshin quest.. TY AHAHHAA ILY TOO we shall have a spring wedding, like taht post about artists asking permission to draw fanart from writers (thats me)

[jihyocentric]

Pls can you write bottom jeong in the fwb au like jihyo fucking her after she’s had a long day even tho in the beginning she resisted but in the end she couldn’t say no to her teeny tiny hyo and her pouty lips

"you're finally home!"

jeongyeon hears it the moment she steps into the apartment. peanut wasn't there to welcome her as he would always do, already fast asleep at that time, so instead jihyo jumps on her lap, pecking jeongyeon's lips before she even got time to close the door.

"did you have dinner yet?" jeongyeon asks, kicking the door closed, taking jihyo with her, her body tired but she was used to holding jihyo.

"i was waiting for you, and now my tummy hurts because you took too long." jihyo sighs dramatically, as if she hadn't eaten some of jeongyeon's cereal bars while she waited.

"poor thing." jeongyeon coos teasingly, placing jihyo on the ground when they reach the kitchen. "i should've called and told you to eat. i'm sorry," she says, taking the food out of the fridge so she could heat it up.

"why are you even doing extra hours?" jihyo complains. "are you cheating on me?"

jeongyeon laughs when she looks at jihyo, who crossed her arms and stuck her bottom lip out.

"yes." jeongyeon confirms. "i prefer blondes who don't snore and can be close to pets without sneezing every ten seconds."

"you always say that. you're supposed to make me believe you're not cheating, not hurting my feelings!" jihyo whines, passing her arms around jeongyeon's waist. "coming for my allergy is a low move. and i don't snore!"

jeongyeon shrugs. "you're still not blonde though."

jihyo sighs, forgetting about the jokes for the while. she was genuinely concerned, as jeongyeon has been taking longer shifts and tiring herself off. "just tell me why you're overworking yourself."

"i'm not. i'm just doing a favor to a friend this week," jeongyeon reassures her, and although jihyo didn't fully believe in her excuse, she had no reason not to trust jeongyeon. "don't worry about me. it's nothing i can't take, trust me."

"fine." jihyo tiptoes, kissing jeongyeon briefly. "heat up this food already, i'm starving!"

as much as jihyo would've preferred to spend more time with jeongyeon, after they ate jeongyeon took a shower and they went straight to bed, too late for them to stay up.

jeongyeon needed to rest and jihyo wasn't helping. it wasn't usually like that — jeongyeon was the one in jihyo's place more often than not, so when she felt jihyo kissing her neck and touching her waist under the shirt she groaned, eyes closed and heavy, evidently tired.

"stop," jeongyeon says drowsily, surprising even herself when she rejects sex with jihyo. "i can't. too tired. you can get off on my knee if you really need to..."

"but i want you." jihyo whines, face to face with jeongyeon.

"you're such a pain in the ass." jeongyeon opens her eyes, huffing when she sees jihyo's adorable begging face in front of her. "stop doing that!"

"doing what?" jihyo teases, voice sweet like honey but teasing, acting clueless.

jeongyeon flicks jihyo's forehead. "being annoying. you're spending too much time with me, it's getting to you."

"that hurts," jihyo slaps jeongyeon's arm. she sighs then, looking into jeongyeon's eyes, not ready to give up. "i love your eyes."

"you're not winning me over with an 'i love you'." jeongyeon closes her eyes again, and this time she turns her back to jihyo. "good night."

"let's do it just once. i don't need you to touch me, just wanna touch you." jihyo scoots closer, spooning jeongyeon. "we're spending more time discussing about it than we would if you just let me fuck you."

"god." jeongyeon sighs loudly. "you're so damn annoying. i love you so much for that. fine, do what you want, but just one time."

"that's why we're a match." jihyo laughs, a hand slipping inside jeongyeon's panties. "so wet."

"shh." jeongyeon silences her.

jihyo slips her fingers through jeongyeon's folds, moaning softly at the warm, wet feeling around her fingers. she pushes her fingers in curiously, exploring further into the soaked entrance, making jeongyeon moan when two of jihyo's fingers invade her, hips moving subtly, as if asking for more.

while jeongyeon can be rougher and undoubtedly relentless when she was on the giving side, jihyo takes her time and her touches are tender, fingers sliding in an out deviously slow, the palm of her hand brushing against jeongyeon's clit when she was knuckles deep.

jihyo takes her fingers out suddenly and jeongyeon grits her teeth, ready to give jihyo a guilt trip about teasing her when she was tired and not finishing what she started.

"i'll finish you off with my tongue." jihyo explains innocently and jeongyeon squints at her, but soon allows jihyo to take her panties off.

jihyo kisses the tattoo on jeongyeon's hip before anything. "this one is my favorite."

"why is that?" jeongyeon asks thickly.

"only i get to see it."

before jeongyeon can think of an answer jihyo latches on her clit, moaning into jeongyeon's pussy as she tasted her in her tongue, getting wet when she notices how much jeongyeon enjoys it.

she brings her fingers back in, sliding them deeper now, curling them up against a spongy spot that makes jeongyeon's thighs warm up her ears, squeezing her head between them. jeongyeon all but howls, feeling jihyo's hands holding her steady as she writhes under her.

"h-hyo, i'm so clo- fuck!" jeongyeon grunts, barely having time to announce before she comes, thighs trembling and stomach tensing as she coated jihyo's mouth with slick, head falling back when she reached her peak.

jihyo only stops when jeongyeon can't take it anymore, already too sensitive, and pulls away with a smug smile on her face.

"for someone who didn't want it, you came quite a lot." jihyo teases, cleaning her face with jeongyeon's shirt.

"really? on my clean shirt? so disgusting." jeongyeon breathes out, chest heaving.

"i'll be the one to wash it anyway. you cook and clean, i wash the clothes and take care of the baby. fair share." jihyo laughs, laying on jeongyeon's side. "is the knee offer still up? i got a little excited when i was going down on you."

"make yourself at home." jeongyeon hugs jihyo's waist, eyes closing once again, and it doesn't take long for jihyo to rid herself of her own shorts and panties and place a leg between jeongyeon's.

[asoulofatlantis]

I have no motivation whatsoever to play this game. Its not like its bad or anything, but just like when I played it the first time, I can not seem to make myself feel more at home in Calvard or between the ASO. I just can not seem to really fully enjoy the journey.

Daybreak two also got an official release date now and I found myself saying "Urg" as a reaction, because this game sucked so much. Daybreak 1 is at least a relatively good game, despite my lack of joy while playing, but Kuro 2 was mostly a load of bull that I am not looking forward to at all.

Also.... there are so many games out there right now that I want to play or need to finish that I feel a bit overwhelmed and nothing feels like its the right game to play at the moment ^^'

But... I do what I have to do.

Oh look! Its discount OIivert! (I really like that joke and I think it fits Sharids role to a T, so I will keep making it.) And his discount bodyguard is with him. They do not make an absolutely good first impression here in this chapter, that much I can tell you.

I mean we COULD certainly argue that Oliverts first impression in Sky was... interesting and not certainly the best either, to be fair. BUT still a lot better than Sharids.

If you look at the popularity of Game of Thrones and the likes, I guess he isn't exactly wrong ^^' (I love it that they beeped the world "fucking" XD)

If they did use the voice actor from the original Persona 3 again, could they not have told them to sound at least A BIT different when he voices a different character?

Killikas voice sounds so... hoarse and manly... I don't like it ^^' BUT what else is new? XD

XD Okay, that one was a funny little joke. Killika kind of hinted at "catching up" with someone and we switched over to Zin sneezing XD

O-Okay... I didn't exspect him to know exactly were that sneeze came from. Guess she... does that a lot? ^^' Or is it intuition?

Ah... I loved moments like these in Daybreak. Were you can not decide if you feel happy to see Fie or if you feel so homesick now you go back to replaying Cold Steel 3 for the thousands time XD It feels good to hear her original voice actor tho. Gives me some peace of mind for once.

Poor Van. Even his favorite assistant (who is in love with him to boot) isn't thinking that he is cool XD

I am sorry I feek a bit restless right now. I also think I have to tone down talking to the NPCs... its sometimes really boring and takes too much time. So I take a little break for now.

[riddlegecko]

things i have learned so far abt the ouppies

i said that jazz is more mellow than ozzy, and that's true. but like, in the sense that both of them like to run around and tussle, but jazz is much more content when you pick him up. meanwhile ozzy is a lil wiggler who never stays still. those pics i took last night of them sleeping? jazz was actually asleep but ozzy had only nodded off. minutes after i posted those pics, ozzy was back in zoomies mode while jazz was still conked out.

ozzy is significantly more vocal. he barks a lot when he and jazzy play (and he's got the cutest lil baby bark you ever did hear), meanwhile i don't think i've heard jazz bark once yet.

jazz might have a bit of a cold of some sort bc he occasionally goes into little fits of like. sneeze snorting, for lack of a better description? i'm a bit paranoid abt dog illness ever since our last week with our old dog, honey, but it doesn't seem to be affecting his energy or appetite at all so it's probably fine. we still might get him checked out by a vet on monday tho if it sticks around.

both pups have a bit of a biting problem. like, they'll lick my hands while i'm petting them, and then they'll try to bite me. like, not hard (they're tiny dogs with puppy teeth), but still something we gotta train out of them.

ozzy's a total sweetheart with us (aside from the aforementioned biting issue), but he can be a bit of a bully towards jazzy. it's not so much a problem while they're playing bc jazz is both bigger and stronger than ozzy (he always manages to pin ozzy while they're tussling, and i don't think ozzy's won a single tug-of-war yet), but ozzy likes to bother jazz while he's trying to nap. and jazz is a much bigger napper than ozzy, so hopefully we can get ozzy to play nicer soon.

[everythingisawayoflife]

what the poets are like when they are sick except i’m right bc i know them personally

i’m bored and have extreme writers block, so here ya go, do with this what you will.

Neil:

Neil does not get sick often but when he does, its Bad™️

It starts small, usually a throat tickle but by the end of the day, he’s beaten to a pulp by a virus

He gets bad fevers but he always claims it’s because he runs warm (and he does, so fair point)

Neil gets eerily quiet - like you would almost swear he was dead from not talking so much

He becomes a completely different person, a shadow of himself. He hardly smiles, hardly laughs. He’s miserable.

He’s also extremely touch-starved and even though he won’t ask for them, cuddles are welcome despite a very weak protest of “I don’t want you to catch this”

He hates medicine - it tastes like crap

will come to class sick and even went to rehearsal w/ the flu at one point - he passed out

it takes him a while to get over something, usually a week or so before he can shake something entirely

Todd:

Todd has the WORST immune system in the world like a sickly Victorian child with consumption does not compare to him

You cannot even BREATHE in Todd’s direction after getting over a cold because Todd will catch it and it will be bad

Todd always got sick growing up but his parents thought it would go away growing up - they have never been more wrong

Todd likes to burrito himself in blankets because he runs extremely cold

Usually the first of the poets to get sick and then he gives his germs to Neil then Neil gives it to the others

Likes getting “Get Well Soon” cards

Inhales chicken noodle soup as if his life depended on it

congestion is the worst for him and he sounds very funny when he talks (neil thinks it’s cute)

likes being sung to sleep

Charlie:

when i say dramatic, i really mean dramatic. very over the top.

“CAMERON, I’B DYING! QUICK, WRITE DOWN MY WILL!”

sneezes snot rockets and its digusting

refuses medicine like a child

“you have to sweat it out”

gets sick from doing the dumbest things like jumping into cold water

just wants to be held but masks it over comedic exaggeration

his mom always took care of him when he fell ill, so really late at night if a headache or something is keeping him up, he cries because he’s homesick and wishes she was taking care of him

consumes cough drops like candy (he definitely's shouldn't be but he does b/c cameron just lets him and stopped trying to stop it a longgg time ago)

Knox:

out of all the poets, knox has the strongest immune system

he has terrible seasonal allergies tho, they're worse in the spring

the worst he's gotten sick was a bout of appendicitis where it DID burst and he nearly died

he thinks the scar makes him look cool (it doesn't)

he's usually the one making the soup runs and midnight trips to walgreens for the tylenol & ibuprofen

if knox does happen to get a passing virus, it ALWAYS lasts for no more than 24 hours

he acts completely normal, like up and walking around, functioning like a normal person

hates being coddled and he smacks people's hands away when they try to feel for a temperature

Pitts:

the biggest symptom he gets is a terrible cough (you can hear what's in his lungs and it's horrendous)

he overheats but doesn't get freezing like todd

he hates to be alone when he's sick, he starts to get very anxious

has no appetite at all whether it's a minor cold or full blown stomach flu he just can't stomach more than an apple and some water

had to get his tonsils taken out and instead of being miserable, he was happy he got to eat popsicles

while ear infections are more common among little kids, he's always managed to get one at least once a year

like knox, he never gets sick easily but when it does hit him, it's nothing too bad

has an extreme fear of needles and the doctor's office. he once became seriously feverish and delirious and when the poets tried taking him to the clinic at welton, he kicked charlie in the stomach for trying to move him. he still feels bad about it despite his memory of it being fuzzy

always loses his voice and has a special notebook he writes in when he needs to communicate with people

Meeks:

does not have the strongest immune system and gets sick abnormal times

develops stress fevers and getting him to lay down is quite a challenge

like neil, meeks will come to class sick and will pass out in the middle of a lesson

when he finally is confined to bed rest, he always has a book or some kind of brain teasers w/ him

honey lemon tea becomes his very best friend during his course of illness

usually the one diagnosing himself or his friends (actually owns a stethoscope he got from a friend of his dad's)

always brings a first aid kit to the poet cave b/c jagged rocks and risk of infection

he always sounds terrible, the congestion is even worse than todd's

always gets extreme migraines that make him cry

Cameron:

also bitches and moans when he gets sick - he and charlie are far more alike than he thinks

is the pretentious kid with a bell who rings for service - charlie chucked it out their window

uses absence as just one really long study hall and finishes all his homework AND manages to get ahead

when he comes back from being sick he always asks "didja miss me?" everyone says no (in a joking way but charlie actually means it)

doesn't get too terribly sick and not too often

when he does get sick, dizzy spells are the worst for him

like pitts, he always loses his voice no matter the scenario

actually hates drinking tea and will just pour honey straight down his throat

has a favorite medicine flavor - it's grape

BONUS: Keating always gives the boys a book when they return from being sick or comes to visit them if they end up in the hospital. He always writes a get-well note in the books.

[linawritestwst]

Could i request trey, jack, sebek and jamil taking care of their sick s/o who is too stubborn to rest and insistes that theyre fine?

trey, jack, sebek and jamil taking care of their sick s/o headcanons (gn!reader)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

trey clover.

♡ really, really wants you to take a rest. look at you, you have a fever, you can barely walk and not a second passes without you sneezing! he's very worried about you and he tells you to go to sleep every time you insist that you're fine and that "it's not that bad". no, y/n, it IS that bad.

♡ brings you food, water, meds, anything that you need. just don't get out of bed, you can't waste your energy like that. he's not that strict, i mean, it's not like he can stop you from doing whatever you want.. but if he has to..

♡ if you keep on walking around while you obviously have a cold or something worse, trey will make you go and rest and he won't leave your room until you fall asleep. and no, don't try to pretend to be asleep, he can see right through that.

jack howl.

♡ listen, he respects how hardworking you are, but this is just not right. you can't pretend that you're fine and keep insisting that you can go to classes, when you look like that! he really wants you to take care about yourself and he reminds you that you should also think about the health of other students. you're sick, you can get them infected, so why don't you stay in your room instead?

♡ he does check on you, obviously, he's your boyfriend and he's worried about you (it's not like he will admit it though) and he just doesn't get why you don't want to stay in bed and get a rest that you need and deserve. classes and homework can wait, he knows that you're a responsible person, but sometimes you just have to admit that you're not strong enough at the moment to deal with all of that. he knows that it hurts, but you just.. you have to do it.

♡ he brings you everything that you ask for, as long as you stay in bed. sure, jack, keep saying that you brought your s/o food only because they asked and then keep checking on them every few minutes. he's not worried at all, haha.. haha..

sebek zigvolt.

♡ you humans really are weak. how did you catch such a bad cold anyway? you've stayed outside for too long and it was raining? HA, OKAY, YOU WEAKLING.. are you okay tho. oh no, you're definitely not, oh no, he must make sure you're staying in bed and getting enough rest-

♡ like jack, checks on you every few minutes AND AGAIN IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S WORRIED OR ANYTHING. he also will lecture you a lot if you keep saying that you're fine, NO, YOU ARE NOT, YOU'RE JUST A HUMAN, YOU CAN'T GO TO CLASSES LIKE THAT, YOU'RE TOO WEAK RIGHT NOW.

♡ when he's not with you, everyone can see how anxious he is and that he's really worried about your health. he will deny it, but he's terrible at it. also lilia teases him about it, meanwhile malleus says that it's alright and that he can spend more time with you if you need someone to take care of you while you're sick.

jamil viper.

♡ trey and jamil are THE best characters to take care of you while you're sick. they actually know what they're doing. and when jamil hears you sneezing way too many times and coughing, he immediately touches your forehead. yes, you do have a fever. go to your room and rest, NOW.

♡ if you even try to tell him that you're fine, he will simply say "no, you're not" and proceed to give you medicine that should help. he's also the type to cook some warm soup for you and he reminds you to drink more water, you really need it right now. no, y/n, cold water won't do, you're coughing exactly because you've been drinking too much of it.

♡ he may act like he's too strict, but he's just very worried about you and he cares about you a lot, so he doesn't want you walking around when you have such a bad fever. don't even try leaving your room, he WILL see you and he WILL make you go back.

[7official7moose7]

Some Bruno hcs that live rent free in my head:

Has these little green reading glasses that he uses to read (obviously)

They have a chain attached to them that Mirabel made when she was like 3 or 4 (yknow like the little glasses chain that loops around so you can take the glasses off and have them hang around your neck)

Can hear his visions sometimes—like if it's a vision of someone talking to someone else he can hear the conversation (though it's very rare; when it does happen though, it takes a lot out of him)

Can feel most of his involuntary visions coming up to an hour before they happen

It starts as a fuzzy pressure behind his eyes like a tension headache and the intensity increases until it finally shows itself

His involuntary visions can also be very sudden; one second he's talking to his sisters or making coffee and the next his eyes go wide and start glowing as green images flash in his sight and when he comes back he's lightheaded and a bit confused but ultimately unfazed (albeit annoyed)

It scares the shit out of most, but Pepa and Julieta are pretty much used to it by now and they make sure he doesn't faint on the spot when he comes to

Speaking of—when they happen, Bruno can't see anything other than the vision; so from the outside, they can see his eyes glowing as he looks around frantically, but he's still aware of his surroundings so he can still hear and feel them outside of his vision, but it's somewhat difficult to respond when he's not doing a prophecy and it's just an inv. one

Has a severe sweet tooth (will eat any candy EXCEPT licorice, but dark chocolate is his most favorite and everyone disagrees except for Julieta)

Pepa: THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE THAT'S DIRT

Bruno: it's better than milk chocolate

Pepa: take it back. Take it back rIGHT NOW OR ISTG-

Rarely ever drinks, but when he does he's a spacey drunk (and a fuckn lightweight)

Like he'll just sit there staring at the floor while Agustín and Félix are joking around and Julieta will come in and be like "wait are you. Are you drunk?" And Bruno will look up at her, deadpan, and go "heheh. yeah"

Is emotionally attached to his ruana and if he loses it he loses his shit and is very anxious and upset until he finds it again

Camilo got the :3 smile from Bruno

Ex:

Camilo's is more pronounced but Bruno's is still there :3

Has a funky ass high-pitched scream and is v embarrassed abt it (this is basically canon tho bc his sCREECH WHERE MIRABEL DROPPED HIM I- PFFHSHSHHAHSHSSH)

Is probably aro/ace (I understand that some people are going a bit too far with the lgbt hcs, I just wanna say that is not what I am doing here; I know the movie is about family relationships, Colombia, generational trauma and finding self-worth!! I promise I'm not trying to take away from the main theme, it's just a lil idea in my head, that's all <'3)

Definitely a sneezes-in-threes guy (they used to be super loud but now he sneezes like a mouse (or a rat hahsgdakgjgd))

When Bruno is sick/very VERY tired, his powers get wack (as does the other Madrigal's)

Constant visions, left and right, about things that will either happen the second he stops seeing it or things that won't happen until like 100 years later; his eyes won't stop glowing even when he's not seeing the future; one sneeze causes either a plethora of sudden visions or fastforwards time by like a couple seconds, leaving everyone in the Encanto confused as to how they were just getting up to go get a snack to already looking in the pantry

Has visions in his sleep but usually can't remember them until they happen

If he manages to sleep at all that is

He's a very light sleeper, the smallest creak leaves him wide awake

Doesn't snore. Like at all. Unlike Pepa who sounds like a friggin freight train

Has very quiet footsteps, sneaks up on everyone unintentionally (one time Pepa was reading a book and she looked up and he was just standing there in the doorway staring at her and she was like "HOW TF DID I NOT HEAR YOU"

The last 3 above are all probably either just how he is or because of him hiding in the walls

Has surprisingly great hygiene

Cares a LOT about the rats and was overjoyed to be able to communicate with them when Antonio offered to translate

Bruno doesn't consider the rats his rats; "they just kinda adopted me, I guess" he told Mirabel and Camilo when they asked about it

Used to be mistaken for a little girl sometimes when he was a kid once his hair started growing out

This prompted Julieta and Pepa to dress him up like a sister all the time, and he honestly didn't mind it; his "sister name" was "brunilda"

Sometimes his visions give him nosebleeds or sore eyes (his sight gets kinda fuzzy for a few days but it's nothing terrible)

When he's not nervous or stressed, Bruno is a pretty laid-back chill kind of guy, might have been a little troublemaker in his early years

Is really good with kids; Hernando and Jorge used to be his imaginary friends but he brought them back for his sister's kids

Basically he's That One Uncle That Everyone Thinks Is On Drugs Or Has Done Drugs But He's Really Just Naturally Like That™

I'll add more when I'm not about to pass out from lack of sleep 😭👍

[botnasty]

Away from Prying Eyes

Demon!Bucky Barnes X Angel!Reader

Summary: After banishing Bucky for what feels like the hundredth time, he comes back. This time tho, he’s not running from you, he’s welcoming you.

Words: 2,4K words

Warnings: SMUT (Unprotected smex (wrap it before you tap it bot), PIV, rough sex, little degradation), fluff.

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You sighed as you dropped down in front of the ‘Chain and Choke’ night club. A club whose owner you know all too well. Just like many times before, you were tasked to stop Bucky. One of the many demons coming from hell. You had fought him countless times in the past, banished him probably more than a hundred times back to hell, but he always keeps on coming back and making a mess with your city.

Ever since your creation, you have been tasked to look over the city of New York. Other Angels were guarding a large region, but you had to look just after New York because it seemed to be the playground for demons. With the number of people living in that city, it was easier for them to blend and play with people. 

You have fought many demons in the past, but none were like Bucky. He was always coming back and each time making it easier for you to track him. Like he wanted to be found. He was persistent.

But mostly a big flirt.

You looked at the building in front of you, full of life and booming with a loud song. You sighed and went to the bouncer. “Hi, I’m here to see your boss, Bucky Barnes.”

The man hummed. “He’s busy. Stop trying to play games to get in sooner and get back at the end of the line.” People behind you were agreeing with the man. 

Fuck did you wanted to slap him. “Tell him his snowflake is here. He’ll understand.” You almost wanted to vomit when you said that nickname out loud. Then the man talked in his earpiece to Bucky probably then nodded to you.

“He’s waiting for you. In his office.” You gave him a small awkward smile before going in. As you slid around the mass of people in the club, you couldn’t help but look around. There were so many sins happening in this club. There was a side with people dancing and drinking, something you didn’t mind one bit. The other side though, was full of demons trying to catch people's lives for a deal they know those people will never achieve. People were gambling their lives to demons.

That needed to stop. 

You went into the back of the club and there stood a wooden door. On it was written Bucky’s name. “Why aren’t you hiding, Bucky?” You knocked and walked in the office when you heard Bucky’s voice telling you to go in. 

“Bucky.”

“Well hello there, snowflakes.” That stupid nickname. You hated it so much. He only called you like that because during your first encounter, a bunch of snowflakes got into your nose which made you sneeze and lose his track. You guessed it just stuck to him. 

Bucky was grinning like a cat when he turned around with his leather chair to face you. You almost wanted to laugh

“Really, Bucky? The slow turn around? You think you're a bond villain or what?” You asked him, your finger pinching the bridge of your nose. You were so tired of his shit. For millennia you had to fight him, banish him in Hell and then repair all the damage he did to the city. Why does he keep on coming back again and again?

“So you know who James Bond is, snowflakes? I didn’t know you took interest in human things?” 

You shrugged. “Well I gotta keep busy in some way until the next time you come around.” You took a step closer to the demon and bent over so you could look directly in his black eyes. “Why do you keep coming back, Bucky? Why when you know damn well I’m gonna win and you’re gonna get banished in hell for another hundred years?” You asked, seriously.

Bucky licked his lips. “For someone has powerful as you, you really are dumb.” He laughed and got up in his chair. With a move on his hand, he locked the wooden door of his office. 

You opened your mouth, offended. “Excuse you! You’re the dumb one for keeping on getting caught!” You pointed at him. 

Bucky walked around his desk. “Keep that mouth shut, snowflakes. Unless you want something in it.” He grinned at your look of fake disgust. He knew you wanted him. You weren’t that good of a liar. With the way your hands keep on clenching and unclenching. The way you rubbed your thighs together. The way your pupils were wide open. The way your beautiful wings that he wished he could touch so badly kept on wriggling. Every sign that you wanted him. 

He took a step closer. You took one back. “Aww, is the little angel scared of the big bad demon?” He smirked.

You placed your hand on your hips. “I’m not scared of you, Barnes. I fought demons who were scarier than you.”

“Oh, I know, snowflakes. I know. But none of them made you feel the same way that I do.” He got closer. “None of you made your inside churn with desire.” Another step. “None of them made you want to turn your back on your creator.”

Each step he took, one back you took until you couldn't anymore. You placed a hand on his chest to push him away, nervous of his proximity. “You know nothing of me, Barnes. You don’t know how I feel.”

“Oh really? Wanna bet your little pussy isn’t wet right now.” He placed a hand in your hair and tugged on it, making you look up at him. “I want to make a bet, sweet girl.” He nuzzled your neck, leaving a wet kiss on the sweet untouched skin. 

You let out an involuntary moan. “I don't make bets with demons, Barnes.”

He licked a stripe from your collarbone to your ear. “Isn’t that too bad…” He whispered in your ear. “I’m not letting you go until we do that bet, snowflakes.”

You huffed. “Okay… What is it?”

“If your pussy isn’t wet right now, I’m letting you go. If it is, then you have to stay and let me do what I wanted to do for millennia now.” One of his fingers traced a path up your thighs to your groin, dodging your core.

“I’m not wet.” You tried to convince him.

“Then, you won’t mind me checking right, sweet girl.” And he pushed your panties to the side.

And that’s how you got in this position, you on your front and him fucking you from behind. 

He placed his hand on your hips and snapped his waist, making the back of your thighs touch his. He felt so deep inside of you, you could almost feel it in your throat. You moaned and collapsed on his desk. Your wings knocked everything on it to the floor, but none of you cared. 

“Fuck, you’re pussy feels so good. So warm and wet.” He whispered to you as he waited for your sign to continue. When you whined and tried to roll your hips to get more friction, Bucky took that as a sign to really start. He thrusted is hips. His cock sliding in and out of you at a harsh pace, making you lose control of yourself.

You weren’t used to that kind of pleasure so you were a moaning mess under him and he liked it so much. Your moan literally was the most angelic thing he ever heard. They could make any man go to their knees and worship you and Bucky was glad to be the one to do it. 

Just the thought of you letting someone else touch you, pleasure you in the same way he does makes him go feral on you even though he could you would never do that.

“You have the best pussy in the world, snowflakes. Fuck– You are mine aren’t you? You are my little slut?” You nodded as you lifted yourself from the desk, your head collapsing on his broad shoulders. 

“Say it, bitch. Say you’re mine!” He roared as he took a hold of your thighs and lifted you up a little so his cock would constantly brush against your sweet spot.

You saw white. “I’m yours, Buck– All yours.” You screamed as you arch your back and closed your eyes. 

Bucky pressed one of his hands on your stomach and immediately groaned when he could feel the outline of his cock inside of you. “I can feel my cock in your stomach, sweet girl.” You looked down and it was true. Each time he would push his hips, you could see a little bulge there.

Bucky licked your ear and kissed the spot right behind it. “You like that don’t you?” He pushed you back on the desk. “You like being tainted by my demon cock, don’t you?” You nod, barely hearing what he was saying by how good he was making you feel.

Bucky let you laugh. “If only your boss could see you right now.” He placed his hand under you and rubbed two of his fingers on your clit. “Do you think he would forgive you for fucking a demon, snowflakes?”

“Fuck, fuck, fuck. I don’t care about him! Just make me cum, please!” You looked at him with your doe eyes and how could he refuse you when you were looking at him that way. “Make me cum Bucky, please!”

“With pleasure.” He slid himself out of you, making some of your slick drip down your thighs. You gasped at the emptiness. He turned your body around so you were facing him. He took both of your feet and placed them on his shoulder. You were now fully spread under him. At his mercy.

“I’m gonna fucking wreck you…” He promised and he did immediately. “You’ll be mine after this. Not the old bastard.” He pushed his dick inside of your welcoming walls once again and went at a punishing pace. You were screaming on his dick, your tits bouncing at each thrust. You were so glad for the loud music or else you were sure everyone would be able to hear.

Bucky looked down. “Fuck, your pussy look so good around my cock.” He looked at the way his cock went in and out of you. At how perfect you looked together. You puffy pussy lips around him. So gorgeous. “You were made to be mine, sweet girl. Made to take this cock.”

When your pussy clenched around his cock, that’s when Bucky knew. You were close. “Cum for me, snowflakes.” He kissed your ankles. “Cum on my cock. Milk it.” He placed a finger on your clit and rubbed it hard. That’s when you squirted. You're slick going all over his cock, a little bit on your thighs and his and some also on his chest. 

You were almost convulsing on his cock, your eyes rolled back. You were completely gone. Seeing the state you were in, all wrecked because of him, is what made Bucky spill all his cum inside your walls. 

Bucky bent over and let his head fall in between your tits.  “Fuck! I’m cumming so hard for you!” He stopped thrusting after, to make sure his cum would stay inside of you. It was like his way to mark you as his.

Bucky let out a little laugh. “Well, that was something.” He smiled on your skin. When he received no answers, he got worried. “Snowflakes?” He looked up. “Sweet girl?” Seeing you, eyes closed, not moving made Bucky go into panic mode. He carefully slid his cock out and pulled you in his arm. 

“Snowflakes? Please answer!” He shook you a little bit, eyes wide. He put his head on your chest and relaxed a little bit when he heard your heartbeat. “Okay… You are still alive. That’s good…” He placed an arm under your leg and pulled you up so he could place you in a more comfortable place until you woke up.

He placed you on the sofa he kept inside of his office for you. “I’m gonna clean you up, okay sweet girl.” He put up his boxer and went to his office bathroom. When he got back with a wet towel, he noticed you were finally awake. “Hey, snowflakes.” He crouched in front of you. “You scared me a little.” Bucky caressed your cheeks, a weak look in his eyes. He was being so gentle with you, like he was scared you would break or leave right before his eyes.

You smiled at him. He could be so sweet sometimes. That’s the reason you fell in love with him in the first place. That and because he was the only constant in your life. Your life would be so miserable without him in it. “I’m sorry. It’s not my fault you are so good.”

He laughed and tucked a piece of your hair behind your ears. “I love you so much, snowflakes. I missed you.”

You kissed his wrist. “I missed you too. I’m still so sorry I had to banish you…”

Bucky leaned in and kissed your forehead. “It's okay, sweet girl. I knew he was watching you and you had to do what you had to do. There is nothing to apologize for here. Anyway, I’m back, aren’t I?”

“That you are. I love you so much, Bucky.”

After a little cuddle session, it was unfortunately time for you to say goodbye to Bucky. “I’ll be back soon, okay. But, can you please promise me something?.” You tell him as you open the door of his office. “Can you make the life gambling go away? Just stick to a normal club?”

Bucky nodded. “I’ll try to make my guys stop. But, I can’t make you any promises.” What you would never know is that he would literally threaten his guys to stop, just for you. He would literally do anything you wanted even if you didn’t know that

You nodded. “That’s all I’m asking for. Thank you so much for tonight, Bucky.” You smirk. “I also really loved your idea. We should roleplay more often.”

Bucky caressed your little wings. Fuck, they were as soft as the last time he touched them. “Anytime, snowflakes, anytime.” He kissed you one last time. “Don’t get into too much trouble.”

“And you, don’t cause too many problems.”

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hoi! could I pls request headcanons of xiao, venti, kaeya and tartaglia with a s/o who has dog ears and a tail? ( they’re also related to gorou, they’re his cousin )

just extremely fluffy

sos if this isn’t specific enough, feel free to ask me for more detail

thanks sm! have a wonderful day/noon/night <33

“fur and fluff”

Pairings: Xiao x reader, Venti x reader, Kaeya x reader, Childe (Tartaglia) x reader

Genre: fluff (HCs)

“tail swishing from side to side, ears perking up at the sound of his voice. Surely you won't mind if he...”

Author's note: "thank you so much for requesting! I'm glad to get a genshin one as well ^^ I tried my best, hope you like it~"

Xiao has seen many sorts of people in his life, people with horns, wings, extra limbs, so meeting someone with dog features wouldn't surprise him honestly

It's only when you start dating (which he didn't even think would happen in the first place) that he starts to pay more attention to it

He secretly adores your ears, they're soft to the touch and make it almost impossible for the yaksha to keep himself from patting you whenever you're with him

The way they flatten when he does so and how they twitch when you're happy simply makes his heart explode

If you ask him to groom your tail, he'd definitely refuse at first, but it won't take much to get him to do it (puppy eyes!!)

And surprisingly, he finds that this is actually very relaxing! Xiao can be quite busy with his duties and all so when he gets to relax with you he'll be more than happy to get to play with your fluffy tail! ^^

When did Xiao turn into a dog person..

Like Xiao, he's met various sorts of people in his life, so it wouldn't shock him to see a person with dog ears and tail

However it does get him excited! I see him as a person who likes little animals (except the cats, they make him sneeze..) And you definitely remind him of one

Loves to play with your tail! It's so fluffy it makes him feel like he's touching the clouds ~ he also likes to poke your ears at random times because he simply loves the way they twitch

He might just write a song inspired by you to sing to the dogs in mondstadt

Don't worry he won't mistake one of them for you

Unless he's drunk

"VENTI THAT'S A STRAY DOG DON'T KISS IT"

I also feel like he'd decorate your tail with various sorts of flowers that he thinks matches you! Also a flower crown to compliment those beautiful ears~

He's just a little sweet heart please cherish him

You probably met and started dating because this man got so interested in your "unusual" appearance he started to follow you/pay more attention to you

He takes pride in the fact he's dating such an interesting person, bonus being that you're the fluffiest too

Tho being the little shit he is he might buy actual dog treats or toys to tease and mess with you

If you happen to actually like them he'd be so shook the whole of the knights tease him for the rest of his life cuz they've never seen him like that

Speaking of the knights, he'd love to take you with him when he's working! Even if he's going to visit Jean and Lisa you're free to tag along (just make sure you don't shed any fur from your tail or Lisa will murder you)

Being the man with so many connections, he most definitely knows thoma which is why I think he'd also have heard from gorou at least once. Must say he'd be quite surprised hearing you're related

Tell him all you know about inazuma! He'd gladly listen, never taking his eyes off you as he's softly patting your tail ♡

Talk about man child

I feel like he literally won't stop asking to touch your ears or tails, play I with them, pat them, anything!

He doesn't mean to make you uncomfortable in any way though! He's a family man so I imagine he treats his S/O with respect too

However if you're skilled in combat and agree to fight him from time to time, he might drop comments like "watch out, might end up cutting your tail off~"

He'll make sure that doesn't happen tho!

He won't

And if you think one child is enough then prepare, he'd most definitely invite you to visit his home and there you find his siblings eagerly waiting for you

Just like Tartaglia, they would looove to play with your ears and tail, it's like you become their new toy

Especially Teucer, being the little one, adores you!

And Tartaglia? He's watching from a little distance, a wide smile on his face

He's simply in love

[sparkles-and-trash]

I honestly just want more of your headcanons for mha if you have them? :3

note: I have this note on my phone with all my random mha headcanons that's like, a mess of characters and plots, so it might be a bit all over the place, but here we go! tw: canon typical violence, scarring, burns etc for Dabi

Shoto is totally the type to sign his texts like "friendly regards, Shoto Todoroki", and uses super appropriate punctuation and stuff, but he also uses all the overly expressive smileys ( :3 xD UwU :c ^u^ etc) because Izuku does it, and Izuku is the first friend Shoto texted, so he thinks this is normal

and nobody has the heart to tell him otherwise

Denki having adhd is one of my favorites, I've already mentioned this, but it's kinda important to me, lol

I also love to think that Denki is a super supportive friend, and that he genuinely cares for everyone in his class, and knows them all really well, he's just a person that's so genuine and caring, it makes it very easy to open up to him!

okay Shinso and Denki are gamer boyfriends, they can sit together in the dark on their gaming computers and talk to each other on discord for hours and call it quality time

I think the burns under Dabi’s eyes were on purpose, or, at first he tried to wipe his tears when he was upset, much like what happened with Kirishima, but when he realized he couldn't cry from that eye after, he did it again to the other one so he wouldn’t cry in front of his dad and show weakness

I 100% think Hawks molts every now and then, and it makes Dabi sneeze like a motherfugger

When they were kids, Izuku worried that Bakugo's explosions would make him lose his hearing, and while it hasn't yet, he still worries about it and keeps up with the basic stuff, just in case

Bakugo realizes it one day when he catches Izuku practicing, and seeing his childhood friend sitting there trying to perfect this thing for him, just in case, with his weary and crooked hands, something just... hits him

He asks Izuku to teach him too, and once, when he's working as a pro years later, he once uses it to help a deaf child in a hostage situation, and he calls Izuku the second he has the chance to tell him all about it

Izuku cries and Bakugo pretends he doesn't hear it lmao

I think Eri loves Momo and Jirou, she thinks they’re sooo cool!

They become a safe place for her as she grows up, some older girls to ask about all sort of different stuff Aizawa and Mic might not be able to understand or relate to

oh, and Deku and Eri stays tight forever, to the point where she starts to refer to him as her brother

He gives her away at her wedding BYE I'M GONNA CRY -

If we're in the upheaval verse or any other scenario where Dabi and Shoto reconnect, I think they would realize they're more similar than they ever knew

Esp Dabi, who had Shoto built up as this perfect, glossy Endeavour 2.0 in his head for so long, only for him to realize Shoto is just the most socially awkward kid who also hates Endeavour

Shoto thinks any time they spend together is great quality time, and Dabi is just so taken aback by it lmao

Dabi loses his mind a little at Shoto's fashion sense tho, Dabi loves to be extra, as we already know, and Shoto's little cardigans and polo's and mom-fashion makes him wanna shake some edge into him

Okay, but imagine the same with Hawks and Tokoyami, but kinda the other way around

Hawks isn't exactly a fashion icon, but after he's released escapes from the commission (leave me alone it happens in my version of things), he starts to realize he enjoys expressing himself with clothes

He asks Tokoyami for ideas and stuff since he likes how edgy and personal Tokoyami looks

Tokoyami literally just wears black tho, so he's not much help, but he's willing to try

Hawks ends up wearing shit that looks like the pastel grunge/goth tag from Tumblr in 2012 lmao

But he's happy so who cares, right?

(Dabi cares, but he tries really heard not to say anything)

I also just think Hawks wanna be friendly with Tokoyami so badly, like, bond outside of work? Talk about school and friends and stuff?

And Tokoyami doesn't understand that's what he's doing because Hawks is so bad at candid social stuff because that's not really something you can train for, yanno?

So he thinks Hawks just wants information, like when they first met, and Hawks is like... so lost lmao

I know they're not friends in canon, but I looove Mirko and Hawks as besties

I just think she'd be great at taking care of Hawks and teaching him social skills and stuff without being condescending

Dabi would do it, but he's just as bad as Hawks and doesn't wanna learn anyway lmao

Okay and finally, Shoto totally used to have a crush on Hawks

Just a distant school boy crush, and it ended years ago, but he still thinks it's a little weird when Hawks and Dabi starts dating at first lol

Shoto would totally tell him in front of both Dabi and Izuku (Shoto's boyfriend) lmao

"You know Hawks, it is a little funny that we are here now, as you were my first crush, and sort of made me realize I was gay, and now here we are and you are dating my brother who we used to think was dead haha :-)"

And Hawks is just like... ʘ‿ʘ

Izuku is blushing so hard he almost passes out lmao

Dabi finds it all fucking hilarious of course

bnha requests are open <3

[softsnzstuff]

Sick streamer Steve doing an irl stream out in public with Eddie <3 he has an allergy attack and Eddie has to take over the camera for a bit and entertain chat while you can still very clearly hear Steve sneezing in the background

Where are you guys?

Why are you in a forest? 😩

Watch out for axe murderers

“Oh my god, relax guys. We’re just on a walk. No murderers here.” Steve rolled his eyes, looking above the phone’s camera as he walked.

He had decided a little fresh air would be good for him and Eddie. The weather was phenomenal after all.

“Ask us things!” Eddie called over Steve’s shoulder.

Chat went nuts at the opportunity.

Favorite color?

U a top or bottom lols

Why are you outside tho???

Eddie walked quicker to look at Steve’s phone. He pointed at the screen. “Black! Or red. But definitely one of the two.” Eddie answered about his favorite color.

Steve scrolled, “ew we’re not answering that one.” He mumbled. “We’re outside because I made Eddie come for a walk with me.”

Who would win in a fight? Mario or Sonic?

Where are you going?

Best season??

“Mario, duh.” Eddie scoffed, reading the screen. More comments flooded in as Eddie defended his answer. “Listen, okay?? All Sonic does is what? Run fast? Mario is SO much more versatile! There’s no competition!”

Steve waited till Eddie was done before he moved onto the next questions.

“We’re going to the snF park…” the brunette rubbed at his nose with a knuckle, trying to ward off the tickle that was working its way deeper into his nose.

“Best season??” Eddie interpreted as he wanted to, “of Criminal Minds? Five. Definitely.”

“I think they meant snrFF seasons in the year…” Steve’s eyes fluttered shut as he turned to the side, loosely aiming towards his arm, “AEI’sssh’EW! H’iKSHh’iew!”

Eddie, who as walking beside him, jumped out of the way, over dramatically screeching, “EW!”. Spray hung in the air momentarily as Steve wiped at his nose with the back of his hand.

“Bless you.”

Bless you!

Don’t sneeze on Eddie!!

Are you sick?

“Thanks guys. Snlrff. No, not sick. My allergies can get bad sometihhh times… H’eKSHh’EW! ISSHiew!!”

“Bless you again.” Eddie said.

They finally reached the park that was serving as their destination. It was really just a clearing in the trees with picnic tables in the middle. It was just off the main cement path, but far enough away from the playground and family areas.

Why did you decide to stream?

Where’s Robin?

Coming to StreamCon in Manhattan this year?

Steve plopped himself down at one of the picnic tables, Eddie sitting on the table part and resting his arms on his knees.

“I started streaming because I got bored! Wanted someone to talk to when I played games and shit.” Steve laughed, pawing again at his itchy nose.

“Why do you guys wanna know about Robin?” Eddie joked. “She’s not even that cool.”

Steve elbowed him and they both laughed. “I’m only joking! She’s doing some gardening with Nancy today.” Eddie admitted.

“Are we coming to Manhattan?” Eddie smirked, “Steve wanna answer that one?”

He turned to face the younger man, who appeared to be struggling with a stuck sneeze. His lips were parted, eyes closed, and nostrils flaring.

“Hehhh hell yeah we’re chiiihh coming…” there was a pause before he inhaled sharply - a false start. “HEH!”

“For Christ sake Stevie, just sneeze already.” Eddie rolled his eyes at the other’s dramatics.

“Cahhh can’t…”

“Give me that.” Eddie grabbed the phone out of Steve’s hand, turning it on himself, “Okay guys, give Steve a minute. And uh, headphone users? Take them out now or forever hold your peace.”

What do you mean?

Wait we need more warning

Oh shit…

Eddie leaned towards Steve, using his pointer finger to trace down the bridge of his nose before bopping it right on the tip.

“Fuhhck Eddie… HISSSSH! ISSSSH’ieww! TISSH!”

The older man leaned away, grinning into the camera, clearly proud of the results he’d had.

“Bles-”

“IK’tchEW! Tch’IEW!!”

Steve, doubled over, stood up and stumbled off towards the tree line so as not to interrupt the live stream. His sneezes still audible in the background.

Bless you times a lot

Is he okay?

Where’s he going?

Hello Steve?

“Gosh, sorry about him.” Eddie teased.

“As I was saying. Yes we’ll be-”

“Itssch!!”

“-in Manhattan for StreamCon this year.”

“H’etsssch! ISSH!!”

“I’m super excited to meet you all and I know Steve is too.” Eddie jokingly looked over his shoulder, knowing the man couldn’t respond. “Right Steve??”

“Aesssh’IEW! HISSSSH!”

Eddie��s mischievous grin turned into a concerned frown.

“Gosh he really isn’t stopping is he?” He looked at the camera again, “I’ll bet you guys anything he forgot to take his allergy pills this morning…”

Of course he did

STEVE!

Oh my god what a himbo ☠️

Get him the pills dammit 😩

“Alright guys I’m gonna-”

“EGK’tschIEW! Fuck!”

“-gonna end the stream here. Gotta get this guy home.”

Bye Eddie!!!

See u in Manhattan 😎

Go help Steve!

Eddie clicked the ‘End Stream’ button and slipped his partners phone into his back pocket, getting up and heading over to him.

Steve was doubled over at the tree line, hands on his knees as he sneezed openly towards the ground. His eyes were streaming and there were small strings of mucus dangling from the tip of his nose.

Eddie put a hand on his back to steady him as his breath hitched again, once again spraying towards the earth beneath him.

“HEH’ iKSHh’EW! Hihhh HNG’tch’EW!”

The mess leaking from his nose bounced back towards his face as he sniffed soupily, coughing.

Eddie had pulled the bandana out of his pocket and bent down, pinching it around Steve’s nose.

“Hey baby, blow for me.”

“NG’tchUH!”

“That…works too.”

Steve took a shaky breath in and blew his nose gently, Eddie feeling his bandana fill up with the warm mess.

The older man removed it, folding it over and pressing it back against Steve’s nose. “Again?”

Steve was mortified but far too exhausted to care about it right now. He took another breath, blowing again and feeling his sinuses clear more.

“Good boy.” Eddie helped Steve stand up straight.

“I forgot mby allergy pill this mborni’g…” Steve admitted, embarrassed.

“Thought as much. Let’s get you home and rinsed off, Kay?”

Steve nodded. “Thanks Eddie.”