#not in a mean way

[sarabethsilver]

It's so striking to me that Lorelai has no opinion about the fact Luke kicked Jess out because he prioritized work and independence over high school... since that is precisely what Lorelai did herself? She ALSO dropped out of high school right before reaching the finish line, despite being smart enough to graduate. She obviously managed to build an amazing life for herself anyway. She never once voices regret over dropping out. It was the right choice for her!

So the fact Luke judges Jess so harshly and kicks him out without hesitation over making the SAME CHOICE Lorelai made for herself? Yeah. If I were Lorelai, I'd have some opinions on that. It's weird that she doesn't. It's another example of Lorelai seeing similarities between herself and Jess... yet sincerely believing that he did not need or deserve the kind of loving support she so readily received as an 18yo dropout.

[cxyotl]

ugly ass groom pony looks like sneegsnag to me

[ehlihr]

Hiii have u ever listened to the magnus archives? Its Very good I recommend

I have to believe youre kidding

[tampon-eater]

Celia acts like a self-insert OC in one of those “oh my god I fell into an alternate reality and holy shit it’s actually [insert book/show/etc here]” fanfics. Do you understand.

[amordei-k]

If you like peanut butter and jam sandwiches, try making one with a little bit of ketchup inside. Deadly serious, it's actually so good, particularly if you use strawberry jam.

i might actually try this bc i love putting random stuff in sandwiches to see how it tastes but are you sans the skeleton from hit game undertale (2015) and highly rated spin off deltarune (2018)

[askingtroybarnes]

You ever just get the primal urge to bite someone

[qzse-rtv]

Making a dating app profile that asks for a girl to treat me like a dog

[lunarcrown]

You will unexpectedly see someone's irl face

WHAT???? This feels like it’s gonna be bdubs’ face, that man LOVES his lil face segments

But omg what if it’s ETHO FACE REVEAL??? Jkjkjk tbh I like that he hasn’t and I hope it stays like that for him!!

[rabnerd28]

Yo, Coricojerrie fans, how did this become a thing?

[grxceful-ly]

Rereading your fics today, and this might be my favorite line of all time in the art of lying.

She missed Tristan. But she’d burned for Ezra.

getting your comments over on ao3 right now, ilysm 🥹

i like that line too. i second-guessed it a lot, but in the end it made the cut and i'm glad it did.

i saw your tags btw, please call me grace! or literally any nickname associated with it, i don't mind. gracie is a personal fav. but yes, grace is perfect.

you are such an encouragement to me (and so many others) selene; one of those mutuals that i get really excited to see a post or receive a comment from. i wholeheartedly thank you for your genuine love and support in the sabezra community 🫶🏻

[phoneyboris]

Srry not dsaf, random ass oc doodles

[hyperfixationstati0n]

i’m so normal about this picture

[grossillygirl]

Purple is my favorite color 🥰

Maybe I should be using purple text instead 🤔 no too late, I’ve committed to orange

YESS UR ORANGE!!! DEAL W IT

[mymelodyisme]

I like to imagine that Mys is actually pretty honest about herself 😭 at least once at the beginning of their relationship Shane was having a particularly bad day and said a bunch of mean things to her.

She took them. Stood up. And then calmly, though she looked like a sad little puppy 🥺, told him well it went like-

Mys: Shane! *runs up and hugs him from behind* oh I can’t wait to tell you about what I found today. *she sits next to him and starts talking about what happened to her in the mines*

Shane:* getting more and more irritated with her by the second* fuck you’re annoying, *sighs heavily* Don’t you ever just shut up?

Mys: *goes silent*

Shane: Yoba must really fuckin hate me if he sent me you. Can’t you take a hint. I don’t want you to talk to me. I don’t want you to hug me. And I sure as hell don’t need your stupid gifts. What the hell am I supposed to do with an egg? I raise chickens, Mys. Their eggs are the same. *rolls the egg she had given him earlier back towards her but it falls into the floor*… *sighs* Now can you just leave me alone.

Mys:*staring down at the broken egg, shrunken in her seat* I’m… sorry. Um…*stands*

Shane:*drinks the beer in his hand*

Mys: that was… really mean… actually.

Shane:*turns to look at her* what

Mys: the way you just spoke to me. That was awful and my feelings are really hurt. *trying not to cry and speaking kind of quickly* you’d been pretty nice to me this past week, so I don’t know what happened to you today, but you don’t have the right to be so mean to me.

Shane:…

Mys: I’m going to go now. Have a nice night Shane.

Shane: *watches her leave* I think I just fucked up…

Emily: Oh absolutely.

[chaoticallywriting]

AEGON BETTER TAKE HIS CHANCE AND LEGALLY ANNUL BOTH MARRIAGES CLAIM BABY AND MARRY READER RIGHT OFF THE BAT

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE EPILOGUE IS GONNA BE? HIM SITTING ON HIS ASS?

Aegon running after reader now that he can marry her:

[kaylor]

insane to me as somebody who was alive and conscious in 2010 that the careers of taylor swift and katy perry 13 years on are SO different. taylor currently on her tour of a lifetime. katy doing just eat commercials.