#He says

[littlelightfish]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SAID "Pleasure to meet you, Miss Frog"

English dub explain.

[and-this-gun-i-found]

After everything you've done, how will you sleep at night?

Next to my wife.

Jorge will kill me, otherwise I'll figure something out.

[bugb0yster]

X-men + Deadpool reacting to a crying teenager

Xavier - tries to recruit said teenager to the x-men

Logan - kinda stares awkwardly and just like…pats their back

Scott - dude has trauma. he’s going into big brother mode “what happened?” “who did it?” “who needs to die?”

Jean - holds them and carefully comforts them

Deadpool - goes to find someone more capable of handling teenage emotions

Kurt - holds them close and lets them use him as a cuddle-able object (using that fluff to an advantage)

[nico-di-genova]

…Alex just confirmed he eats girls out…

[mx-giraffe]

ちょっとかわいいけど．．．

[wiirocku]

Hebrews 1:8 (NKJV) - But to the Son He says:

“Your throne, O God, is forever and ever; A scepter of righteousness is the scepter of Your kingdom.

[mistamysterystan]

disgusting

[ladybracknellssherry]

Love that the Associated Press is simply not convinced.

[str8upspam]

The urge to draw leo in a bunny outfit is STRONG

[badlydrawndave]

TT: Dave, about that ritual... something went wrong, and instead of putting him on his own body, well...

*Rose holds up a plush orange squiddle with tiny triangle shades*

TT: This is @notdrawnbro

TT: I am sorry.

@badlydrawnrose

holy fuck hes a plushie

this shit is kinda comedic but i think im just making it like that in order to cope

haha

[chwengie]

Someone tripped and wont admit it hurt 😤

[scoopdi-woop]

Mini Oscar Isaac thigh appreciation

[snkts]

🐤

Send me a 🐤 for a Tweet my muse would make about yours. || ACCEPTING

[lewmagoo]

in the mood to sit in bob floyd’s lap and grind on him until he’s hard and needy and saying “if you don’t stop i-i’m gonna cum” and then continuing anyway until he’s cumming in his pants :)

[m1zumono]

actual progress for the first time in about a week this is fucking crazy

[wiirocku]

2 Corinthians 6:2 (NKJV) - For He says:

“In an acceptable time I have heard you, And in the day of salvation I have helped you.”

Behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation.