#He kinda hate the Speedsters

[nelkcats]

Lost Relatives

Maddie Fenton is Iris West's sister, the two lost communication after Maddie focused on her inventions; Hoping to reconnect with her sister, Iris invites her to her wedding.

When the Fentons show up at the wedding, the only way Barry can describe them is...eccentric. He didn't expect his bride-to-be's family to be so quirky, though he didn't mind Iris's request, he hoped they could reconnect.

That was until he was near Danny Fenton and felt the Speedforce lean toward him. Almost as if it was calling out to him. Danny looked at Barry curiously but didn't comment on it. Barry wondered if there was a flaw in the Speedforce.

Danny had a bad feeling about the wedding ever since he saw Clockwork grinning like a maniac after he mentioned the event to him.

He clearly didn't expect to find the "criminals who keep altering space-time" that Clockwork kept complaining about. He wondered if he could feign ignorance until the end of the event.

[tinydefector]

Every single day I think about your post about bots being freaky xenophiles about humans it is my Roman empire

Heheheh I'm glad you guys like it but here's some other funny ideas I have of humans being stupid little creatures forgetting that the bots are literally Alien robots.

- getting smoochy with one of the Bots and attempting to fondle them, you slap their headlight and their horn honks, scaring not only you but the bot themself, it kinda ruins the mood but it's worth the laugh afterwards.

- specifically an Optimus Prime one. Having to tell this bot to get a power wash before he's allowed to sleep with you becuase God forbid you have to lay beside him because all you can smell is diesel and it makes your stomach churn so badly. He will grumble about it but if it means he gets to cuddle and hold you of a night you can bet your boots he is squeaky clean. (Also leads to alot of bathroom fun)

- taking any of the speedsters to a show and shine, it's like a fuckin car porn show and the bots are just stunned. Rodimus is having the time of his life literally having humans touching every inch of him as they admire his paint and engine. He loves it even more when you get the bucket of water out. It becomes something he regularly ask you to go do with him becuase he loves having you dressed up all nice and showing him off. In more than one way the praise really makes him feel worth it. He loves having you lean into his engine bay asking if he's alright, asking to just let them know when he wants to go. And this bot treats you to a nice beach side date after. (He has every local show and shine dated) other bots who love this consist of. Tracks, Jazz, Mirage, Knockout(he likes making Breakdown Jealous. Get cucked in the back row)

-rust, it is ratchets most hated thing to deal with because of how corrosive it is to their frames, and trying to find something on earth that works well enough to clear it off so he can do surgerys leads him to the humans gifting him a large thing of Coca-Cola, it works just as well as clean cutter (cybertronian rust remover), when he realises the ingredients are very similar it makes life so much easier until he catches The humans drinking it and he nearly has a spark attack trying to make them regurgitate it. It leads to him finding out that humans casually drink it when they really shouldn't.

- the bugs and insect carnage left in the bots grills, windshield and just small gaps. The horror on one of the humans face when they kiss their bot and then that taste the nastness of dead bugs. Or them enjoying laying on their bot and then a spider crawls out of a gap, scurring right towards them. It leads to the bots regularly getting washes alot more that they ever would have on cybertron, and it's time each bot loves so much. Becuase it develops into pull sized bathtubs, power washing, polished and just proper care given to them.

Here's also a collection of new things humans do that become kinks or fetishes for the bots.

- cleaning/ washing,

- panel beating and repairs

-causal car maintenance

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[hijinxinprogress]

I need Billy thinking he’s so great at hiding things (and he is) no one knows he’s like fucking eight but they are pretty sure he hates like half the league

Like I need Billy getting along with everyone but he’s kinda stiff around flash and Batman but it’s get worse after most of them have revealed their secret ids and the jls so confused

Billy 100% thought Batman had all these fucking gadgets bc he was like some high up government official and then he found out no Batman’s just some rich guy and he’s like god no why is that worse

Batman just doesn’t care (he does 💀 he’s so fucking offended esp bc Marvel used to call him Mr. Batman sir but also bc he thought it’d be easier to get marvels secret id and weaknesses) as long as it doesn’t affect missions but Flash is kinda concerned bc ‘I’m pretty nice to him…does he think I don’t like him?? Did I offend him?? Do speedsters like set off the magic balance or whatever??’ 

They decide to pair up flash, Batman, and Captain Marvel to make sure their issues won’t affect team cohesion so after they’re done rescuing these kids that got involved in some supervillains masterplan Batman and flash are doing the usual spiel of ‘the laws exist for a reason,’ ‘you can trust the police’ and ‘there’s no good reason to turn to crime’

These kids want nothing to do with that shit and they’re trying to edge away while making excuses ‘thank you sm!! But no this is so safe, I know this area so well! We can get home ourselves!’ as soon as Batman starts asking about their parents so captain marvel just grabs Batman and flash and starts flying in the opposite direction ‘do you see that?? No guys seriously look at this cool thing!!’ and Batman’s growling about ‘childish to a degree that’s entirely unprofessional’ and ‘needlessly endangering civilians, civilian children at that-!’ and flash is trying to mediate but batman is shoving documents in his face ‘They were runaways, they don’t have anywhere to go and now they’re on a hitlist’ the ‘you fucking imbecile’ goes unsaid but they all hear it so marvel takes them back to villains lair and grabs a henchman at random and goes ‘This guys a cop…you can check that with your fancy equipment, right??’ and batman checks solely to prove him wrong but that guy is a cop and so are about 60% of the henchmen they took out then marvel goes ‘So they wouldn’t have been safe even if you took them to a hospital or child services’

Before the id reveals there’s a mission where the police are involved and flash mentions something about police protocol and marvel is so concerned bc ‘you’re still undercover? How long have you been under cover dude??’ and flash is confused bc ‘you know I’m not undercover right?? That is my actual real life day job’ and no one believes him when he says marvel shot him the most disgusted look you can imagine and edged away from him 

Batman tries to hold a meeting to address how marvel deals with the police and it goes no where bc marvel is fucking menace and goes ‘don’t you do that too?? And technically I’m also a vigilante sooo’ and batman is scrambling to get the jls attention back like ‘marvel hits cops 62% percent harder than other criminals and is 43% less friendly when interacting with the police in any capacity’ but they don’t care bc they want to know why marvel considers himself a vigilante 

They start letting Marvel be the one to approach children and notice that he’s advising them on how to make food last longer and maintain good hygiene while taking care of themselves and a jl members like hey wtf?? and Marvel says some bullshit about how ‘he’s lived many lives and not all of them were charmed’ and it gets back to cyborg who starts a rumor that he was dracula bc he can’t believe marvel had the balls to look WW in the eyes and lie to her fucking face

[shiho7567]

DCxDP idea

I have read a few touch-starved Danny prompts/ficlets in the past few days and this idea manifested itself into my brain

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Danny has been captured by the GIW, team Phantom try to rescue him but they are teenagers so they can't really do much, the drs Fenton don't believe them when they say Danny is Phantom and the GIW captured him.

Months pass by (maybe years) as Danny is experimented on and due to that his dies more and his two halves mix, making it so that Danny can't transform anymore but has access to all his abilities, and his physical appearance changes too

Now the GIW still want to destroy the infinite realms/ due to their test and experiments on phantom they discovered a new power source and want to destroy the realms with that all "fight fire with fire" types, now they made some mistakes/miscalculations because after firing up their device, they created a large black whole and sucked in the whole planet killing everyone that wasn't a ghost or halfa / being of the infinite realms

Clockwork can't/won't change anything, since earth may be destroyed but timeline is still fine(?), but he sends Vlad and the Dannies (your choice if Dan is also part of it) to a different universe/dimension (the DCU)

Vlad and Ellie know they each survived and Vlad knows what really happened (he is kinda redeemed, doesn't try to kill Jack anymore, before implosion), he tells Ellie but they both don't know what happened to Danny, Ellie can only feel he is not ended

Now don't know where they each land on Earth from DCU, but Danny gets come across Jason (either with the Outlaws or solo, but I would prefer it with the Outlaws (Kori and Roy)), Maybe Ellie lands in Central City (Speedsters kinda adopt her), Vlad could land in Hub City and startup his company (billion dollar lifestyle)

Anyways, the idea is touch starved Danny finds a new fraid in the outlaws (but does not become a hero, he just helps them if he feels like they need it, maybe at the beginning he forces himself to be a hero (help them even more) so that they will not leave him

Danny was "caged" for months with no touch or outside warmth, he didn't know his fraid tried to help him, after hearing "no one will come and help you, they all hate/abhorr you" by some of the scientists (that derived joy from his despair, they were also the once that did believe ghosts to have sentience and that they are sapient) for months he believed it, especially with having no evidence that disproved it he internalised it

[frutijuice]

Kinda ironic that Tommy is a speedster, but is constantly left behind by the people around him (even by Marvel Comics itself)

Like, everyone around him has lifes of their own, his biological parents live separately and it seems like neither of them want Tommy to be actively in their lives.

Even though he calls Wanda "mom" or Billy "brother," neither of them are really family to him, Wanda has her life and her problems, she doesn't act like a mother to him, not even like a mentor, their relationship is good enough but it's not deep.

And even though Billy was the one who supported the theory that the two of them are Wanda's reincarnated twins, after revealing the truth, he has his own things to focus on, Billy has loving biological parents and two real brothers, plus the best boyfriend in the universe, he even goes to space and gets married.

The best thing that Tommy had was the Young Avengers, and I adore them, but I also can't deny that Kate used him to later stay with Eli, and later she uses him again when she is angry at Noh-Varr, and after Children's Crusade when the Young Avengers split up, what Tommy wanted most was for them to stay together.

And what happens when a new Young Avengers line-up begins to form? Tommy is "kidnapped" 💀 My dude is literally left out of the whole adventure that he wanted the most, and he didn't really form any bond with any of the new members other than David.

I ask a sincere question, what friends does Tommy have? Lmaooo, seriously 😭 because David was the only one from what I remember and after they date for a while they break up off the page.

Tommy has never had a stable enough relationship, and everyone he knows has friends or other superhero teams more important than him, Tommy has only been in the Young Avengers and his appearances are so few and short that it's almost as if he's not there.

And since Marvel hates giving my boy time we literally never have a clue what's going on in his head, but let me doubt that after being labeled as the "sociopath" problem boy with no feelings, it literally won't affect him at all 💀 That facade he puts up is literally a defense mechanism, we've seen his real opinions a few times and he's not like that, he does care about his friends, he may not think about things much but when his life is lonely and the world is too slow I think it is impossible to ignore, idk.

I know it's a lot of text but I'm on the path to read all the comics in which Tommy appears, bc I never thought he would interest me so much but he became my favorite character and now I can't stand how Marvel always gives him leftovers.

And maybe what I said doesn't bother him as a character, or in the future my opinion will be proven wrong, but if Marvel never shows us anything about him, all I have to deduce what's going on in his life is the miserable information they give us.

[lordedicus]

Forgot I made these flash rogues as speedsters now that I look I see spots I couldve added more details but let me just say

Info on how's and whys below

Snarts is so cute I wanted to keep his fluff ofc he'd specialize in running so fast you get like a woosh of cold air

Mick of course I love fire I love Mick he'd specialize in like friction stuff like rubbing his hand so fast he starts a fire for real

Trickster is a combo of jameses circus style and axels less crazy colors they would specialize in explosions like running so fast through a wall it explodes I hate the underwear omg the outside thing but just this once its not terrible

Weather wizards is almost just himself still except now he can make hurricanes in his hand and by spinning his arm like flash has done

Captain boomerangs is kinda just Owen/ktjl boomer repackaged but I love my dirt boy the special thing I added is the 4 boomerangs on his shoulders look like military ranks but I forgot which amount is captain ik I got lazy making the ranga just arrows I get tired arting

mirror masters is a very personal upgrade he needed I keep hating it he has no sign he specializes in mirrors on his suit so having like 500 lil shiny crystals for attention and combat is so smart

Ofc as usual use my ideas just make sure you credit ❤️

[miss-eli-starfleet]

My critique of CW’S The Flash

The Flash is one of my absolute favourite shows, and I think it deserves one of these. Yes my favourite shows deserve critiques because there are changes I would’ve liked to see instead. This is all just my opinion on the show, not exactly hating it. Plus.. I saw someone else doing something similar to here goes.

Imma be clear at the start. I don’t hate WestAllen, just really really disappointed with how they were written in the latter seasons sometimes.

Props to every actor in the Flash who put all their effort into the show whether the script was cringe or not.

Season 1-2 was FIRE. No complaints. Loved the WestAllen.

Season 3 was good,

but I think they could’ve done Savitar better. Still liked him as the big bad being depressed/emo!Barry. I’ll say that I got really attached to Harry in S2 which made me wonder why they have HR there at all? The dude grew on me, and he added humour to the team, but honestly between him and Harry, it could’ve easily been Harry. Though it means he would die at the end.. so I’m glad Season 3 had HR Wells instead sorry not sorry.

The relationship between Julian Albert and Barry was so fun to watch. Which reminds me, LOVED Eobard’s appearance as Matt Letscher in 3x01. I have no idea why they continue to use Wells’ face like bruh. Your pretending as Wells is over so like why. GIMME MORE MATT!EOBARD.

I loved Frost???

Season 4 was also great.

I’d say more quality than season 3 because it was their first time against a big bad that WASN’T a speedster yet posed a more than adequate challenge to the team. The plot was nice and unique (I really loved Hazard!). I’ll say that DEVOE was kinda showing some red flags before becoming the Thinker in his relationship with Marlize, like he seemed kinda overly possessive of her. Glad that she switched to helping Team Flash after seeing what her husband had become. Loved her “Thinker’s first victim” line.

I felt like they started focusing on Cecile too much? Her role was vital to the plot at the end with helping Barry hop into Devoe’s mind to retrieve Ralph. And speaking of Ralph, I was neutral towards the character at first, but he grew on me. Also why fire him for sometning he did like 10yrs ago. That made no sense. I’d rather Ralph than more Cecile or Allegra.

LOVED ALL THE BANTER BETWEEN HARRY AND CISCO. And FROST FROST FROST!!! I liked her S4 outfit. I also think Barry’s supersuit was the best in this season.

One of my favourite episodes was “Flashtime”. Awesome awesome filler episode.

Season 5 was also great.

Barry’s supersuit was trash tho imo. He just looks like a weird deformed strawberry.

Above average but not quite as good as S4. LOVED NORA WORKING WITH THAWNE then Barry finding out and tossing her into the pipeline cell lol. Just the betrayal, and then dumping her in the middle of a random street in the future. Loved all the father-daughter moments she had with Barry. Cool to see the writers creativity in “meta-tech”.

However Iris.. bro in 5x19 she has some issues bringing up the fact Barry NEEDED to go into the Speedforce TWICE. And then her telling Barry to his face that she didn’t care that Nora was working with Thawne. Like bro, he murdered your husband’s mother and caused sm problems. And you don’t care about that?? Good to see that Barry called her out in the end.

Imma complain about freaking Sherloque again. Why not Harry? Even after what happened to him in S4, I think he could’ve figured out that Nora is secretly working with Thawne. Like dude’s still smart af.

Nora getting erased from existence at the very end.. sad :( I miss S5 Nora

Season 6.

I feel like this is when everything started going downhill. I didn’t care for Mirror Monarch. The mirror!Iris storyline was interesting to see. Idk what happened the rest of the season. That’s how much I didn’t care for this season lol. I think the other half was about Ramsey and how he wanted to make everyone zombies. Man I HATED Sue Dearborn or however you spell her name. She just took up too much screentime. This is when it started feeling like “Iris & Friends” instead of “The Flash”.

Liked to see how Barry dealt with slowly losing his speed bc he was killing the speedforce lol. Liked how the Caitlin/Frost duo became separate people. It was cool. At least we got that lol.

I think this is when Allegra comes in. I honestly can’t stand her. Like the whole her and her sister trope? Why.

The one thing I did like was Barry’s artificial speedforce gave him speed thinking. Awesome episode to watch. EXCEPT NASH. WHY. His sacrifice is useless in the end because of the whole “Iris is Barry’s lightning rod” thing. Have nothing about a speedster’s lightning rods in the comics, just didn’t like how that was written into the show. It eventually got really annoying.

Season 7.

Where do I even begin. This is when Barry’s “children” became a thing, and then suddenly speedforce!Nora wanting to kill all of them? Like what??? Where did that come from? Dion’s storyline was interesting. The rest were just.. Meh. And the CGI was so cringe.

I loved Abra Kadabra??? Why they gotta kill him off in one episode.

Does Chillblaine start coming in this season? I dislike him in general.

Season 8.

THIS IS WHEN BARRY’S ACTUAL CHILDREN COME BACK.

Now with Nora getting erased in S5, I really would’ve preferred if they gave us Tornado Twins instead. Like you can even use the same actors, but I honestly don’t really like the new Nora. I did like seeing her interaction between her and her family.

Also. Bart. I. Have. Major. Problems. I LOVE Bart but he is supposed to be Barry’s GRANDSON. Give us Don Allen instead. I did like the episode where they messed up the timeline, went back to 2013 and then accidentally reset Jay into the timeline. Also loved the episode with the whole Barry and the gamma radiation making him age hella fast. Bro was basically a zombie at the end and still overloaded the machine with the speedforce.

The. Stupid. Power Rangers godspeed arc was shit and them being Bart’s Thawne-like arch nemesis. Like boy, don’t compare Thawne with your godspeed problems. Don’t even start. Also what is with the “Negative Forces” and “Positive Forces” Power Rangers thing and then Iris’ time sickness? At this point, The Flash just started to feel like a soap opera.

I liked Chester even though he was a “replacement” for Cisco. He was unique. But the whole Allegra/Chester budding relationship where did that come from?? It just seemed very cringe and didn’t do much for the plot besides drama I guess. Khione was meh. Like just give us Caitlin with Frost in some way. I don’t care about Khione and her arc. Pls give us more Barry and not so much Cecile and Allegra.

Season 9

The show should just be renamed “Power Rangers: Iris & Friends” at this point. They made an entire episode without Barry?? Like if I pick up a Flash comic book, I expect it to be about THE FLASH. Not his random friends. Like yes, his friends can make appearances but don’t give me a whole dang episode without Barry THE MAIN CHARACTER. Also how the hell did Cecile become that OP, where is the character development.

Idk where Chillblaine comes in but I just don’t like him, not to mention that I don’t like the relationship between him and Frost. Like what.

Eddie’s Cobalt Blue arc and Red Death arc could’ve been done WAY better. I didn’t see any plot relevance in any way. It was written so poorly. Red Death was just like evil speedster!Batman or something. Please don’t bring our beloved Eddie back if you gonna write him all just jealous of Barry and him somehow becoming the new avatar of the Negative Speedforce. And what does Batwoman have anything to do with this (I believe she appears in the finale villains arc)l

There is legit only one episode I like in S9. The one that comes “full circle”. The one where Barry gets stuck in 2000, gets to chill with his parents for one day, and then comes full circle with Matt!Eobard killing Nora. SEASON 1 QUALITY. They even use the same bg music which awwww. And the “If I can spend one more day with my parents, then what would I say to them?” Line? Chef’s kiss.

Did not like the finale. His final run speech was okay about sharing his gift. Definitely would’ve preferred if Barry became the lightning bolt that struck him in S1 like in the comics.

Idk which episodes: Loved all the Amunet & Frost storyline, and then Goldface time to time appearances. Especially “Officer Chemist” lol.

[baradorable]

Help I was reading Academy X again, and now I'm in a Surge x Hellion mood. Time to gush about my headcanons of them as a couple.

I'm not going to do a write-up about their evolving relationship over time. Not yet, at least. Maybe one day. But let me pitch a hypothetical scenario to you guys. Let me set the scene. I want to just sort of walk myself through how a modern-day Hell-Surge ship could work. (Surgeon? Surgon? Juliko? Norian? JuNo? How about ThinkFast, since Julian is psychic and Noriko is a speedster?) Surge is kinda dead right now, but this is the X-Men. Even with the Academy X curse, she'll be back. If anything, the ship would be much more compelling because of the death.

So here me out on this one, motherfuckers. Remember how upset Surge was when her friends were in danger. She flipped out and hit Julian after finding out he and Laura went on a rescue mission during Mercury Falling.

Surge has mellowed out since then. But even in the current X-Force book, we saw that she won't leave anyone behind. Deep down, she has that heroic nature.

Her concern was not inherently romantic. It definitely wasn't meant to be during the above scenes. But still. I think it's cute and could be a nice building block for a theoretical romance.

Now let's flash forward to the current era, where Surge is currently in a new phase of her life: death.

We deserve to see how all of the Academy X characters would react to this. I NEED to see how David and Sofia react. But this is a JuNo post, so let's focus on our boi, Hellion/The Krakoan.

Julian would be furious. Despite their ups and downs, he respected her. They butted heads, but they understood and related to each other on such a deep, unique and personal level. They both knew the burden of being a leader and worrying about being able to protect others. They were really good friends, even if they didn't have a conventional friendship.

He'd absolutely go after X-Force and Forge. He already hated the adults for letting the kids die on their watch. First thing he's gonna do is fly to their ship, get mistaken for an enemy and be blasted out of the sky, because Julian's existence is only pain.

But AFTER that, he's going to rip into them. Sage might run a little bit of defense for Forge's sake, though we know she was all sorts of raw over Surge's death and Forge feigning his acceptance of it. Forge would probably chew him out for being so blinded by his feelings, he doesn't care that the world could have ended and Surge would have died anyway. Regardless, Julian will be so angry, he won't care how they feel. Even if he could see their pain, he wouldn't care. He would make sure they knew how badly they messed up, how disappointed he was in them, and how they should never forget what had happened.

Maybe Hellion could try and get on the team to continue the mission Surge believed in. Or he could go about his own path, causing chaos and destruction to eliminate some non-mutant threats, so no one else has to do it. Let no one have to sacrifice themselves for the X-Men, or a world that hates them. I like the latter idea a lot, because it gets to a core element of Hellion's character: he cares about others and wants to protect them, but he thinks his path is always the best one. And his logic is colored by his emotions.

But imagine how things would be once Nori comes back to life somehow. He'd be furious at her for sacrificing herself, mirroring how Nori felt after Mercury Falling. Meanwhile, Nori has no regrets about what she did. And frankly, it's not Hellion's, or anyone's decision, on what she does with her life.

As mad as he is at her, Julian loves that she's willing to stand up for herself, flip him off, and do the right thing. She makes him so mad, but he wouldn't want her to change.

And that's when the realization hits. For both of them.

For Julian, she affected him so deeply that his world was irrevocably changed when he lost her. And now that she's back, he doesn't want to lose her again. Not everyone can crack though his tough exterior, but she touched his heart deeper than anyone else did.

For Noriko, she hears about how Julian grieved her harder than most people ever will. Noriko was abandoned by her father and had people see her as an unreasonable bitch. She threw away her relationship with Prodigy to protect him, and it drove them apart. But now, under no one else's provocation, Hellion proved that Noriko had someone who loved her, warts and all. In fact, the very elements that make people dislike her (ie: her rash decisions when she wants to do the right thing; her desire to protect others; her self-sacrificing tendencies) are actually positives in his eyes. Hellion is intrigued as he is frustrated.

A relationship born from animosity and childhood squabbling. Forged by fire, it grew into respect and understanding. And through tragedy, it turns into admiration and love.

Though there's still the elephant in the room: Sofia Mantega.

Julian will always love Sofia on some level. Even if they're not together, they have a strong connection. He could move on from her, but he would never do something to hurt her. And dating one of her best friends could hurt her.

Likewise, Nori's not going to just take her best friend's ex. Even if their relationship was years in the past, Sofia was always there for her. And Surge deeply cares about her friends. She'd especially care about Sofia, since Sofia was one of the people who was always there for her, even at her worst. They lost touch after M-Day, after everything that has happened since, I feel like Noriko would be more paranoid about losing her friend again.

I think that if a romance were to bloom between Julian and Noriko, Sofia would have to be the one to take the initiative. She'd see the attraction and, putting her own feelings aside, approve of it. It could be awkward and painful, but it could work. Honestly, I feel if any of them were to genuinely get over the awkwardness first, it would be Sofia. Like assuming she was genuinely over Julian, she'd be actively pushing them together... while also reigning the two in, if they started butting heads over things.

Then we go the BotA card game route, where JuNo grow up, get married and wear matching costumes.

Oh, another possible ship name: BrainStorm. I wouldn't be surprised if this name was taken by Forge x Storm, and I know Valeria Richards is using it as her hero name right now. But this isn't about them. This is about BrainStorm.

Okay yeah, that's it. Tune in next time, where I go over headcanons for a HellShark reunion, or a Hellslide hookup, or my theoretical X-23 solo run where Hellion and Laura make up two thirds of an incredibly messy love triangle. Honestly, I'd love to write about Hellion x Rockslide, even though I am probably the only person who unironically ships it. But also, the Shark-Girl fans deserve more in life. They should have more.

[sansan-ba]

flit was ORIGINALLY... a sona... but he kinda escaped and became his own guy so let's try again

this is arcwire (he/him)! a speedster with a thin frame, often gets mistaken for a femme before he starts speaking (sometimes he still gets called one anyway)

he doesn't race in the iacon 5000 because a. he's still on security duty, b. he's in a different (and lower) weight class to most of the other racers, and c. it's kinda hard to catch stragglers when you're stuck in the medbay and/or dead

speaking of security duty, he's not assigned to the mines. instead, he usually keeps an optic out during events and other celebrations! he's more of a scout than anything since he can't tackle anyone to the ground nor be scarier than a digideer (diminutive stature and all, he basically only beats out cogless bots) but his bigger coworkers have it handled on his behalf

he got chewed out so badly when d-16 and orion got on the track, and as much as he wanted to point out there was basically no way for him to have noticed ("[why aren't you getting mad at airachnid?? she has way more eyes than i do!]"), he also didn't want to invoke the rage of a bot twice his size and a half so he just kept his head down

following sentinel's betrayal (that was very much news to him since he wasn't an insider) he was abruptly unemployed... forged to run around, forced to become an autobot 😭 it's not like he hates it, but he's still unlearning everything he was told for 50 cycles

he was around during the era of the primes but he was a newspark from the tailend of it so he doesn't know too much about them aside from what's in the historical archives :( he's very happy to answer if any of the other bots ask though

[magikdarkholme]

modern xmen headcanons pt.1

Alex vapes or smokes weed.

Charles HATES that he does both, but unfortunately, Alex is that kinda guy. No arguments

There are official X-Men social media accounts so that they can keep up appearances

Of course.. Alex, Peter, Sean, etc all abuse that

the password got changed so many times because they would just post brainrot and repost stupid ass videos

But Peter, being the speedster he is, gets it back every time.

On Alex's personal account, he got caught following AI only fans accounts, and omg he got BULLIEDDD for it lol

They will never let him live that down.

Raven personally posts outfit idea videos or shows off art she's created

Peter would have a YouTube account where it's just him pranking everyone.

his most viral video is him pranking Logan, who chased him for HOURS.

Peter has a redbull obsession.

Alex listens to either Kendrick Lamar or Lana Del Rey. He is just that boy.

Jubilee lowkey writes fanfiction on her favourite character at the time (rn it's Leon Kennedy haha)

Kitty has a famous gacha edit account, but no one knows it's her (shhhh)

Raven listens to ASMR to fall asleep

okay thats it for now...

[theroamingtrashcan]

Okay I cannot sleep so its time for more brainstorming changes for my Lab Rats AU. This time, focused on their powers.

I am huge into superhero stuff just in general and I want to give all of their abilities like a fine polish. Not that they are bad in the show, just not as fleshed out as I personally would like them to be.

So what do I want to change? Douglas made it clear several times that when he was creating Adam, Bree, and Chase’s bionics, he did it with specific abilities and archetypes in mind for each of them. Later in the show that kinda changes, and bionics just become almost a “one size fits all” kinda deal, losing the umph behind what was specifically chosen for the three of them. I have never been a fan of that. I really want to make both their bionics and chips more individual to their abilities (making things like chip switching waay more dangerous than it is in the show). So, using inspiration from other superheroes in other media, here is what I got so far.

Bree - She is a speedster, specifically a type of speedster who is just fast. Something that a lot of speedsters can do (like Quicksilver and The Flash) is perceive time faster than normal people. Bree however is never really shown doing this, which is what makes her just fast (like Dash from The Incredibles). I would actually go so far as to say that the bionics that specifically make her fast are exclusive to her limbs, meaning she truly has no increased sense of time and has to be very careful going fast to make up for it.

So, what if Douglas interlaced her superspeed throughout her bionics? Giving her a quickened sense of time (when she needs it) to go along with her speed, as well as a very fast metabolism to make up for the insane amount of calories she burns running that much (like The Flash). As for Bree’s invisibility and vocal manipulation, she will probably just use them more often than she does in the show.

Adam - So the issue with Adam is his main ability is super strength, but that is kinda not really a main ability. See, a lot of superheroes have super strength, but it’s never like the only thing they do. Also it’s clear that his strength is not really tied to his muscles, rather it is just something he can do.

So, what if Douglas designed him to just be a walking tank? He has the strength, lazer eyes, and plasma cannons, what about a form of invincibility? I don’t mean like total invincibility, just that he is really, really tough. I mentioned his muscles not being connected to his strength, but what if they were? Say his bionics gave him muscles tougher than steel, making them both protect him as well as give him inhuman strength. (Not saying he needs to be jacked in order to be strong, just that his normal resting muscles are already that way.)

Chase - Chase is different from his siblings in that his “main” ability is his intelligence, yet his super senses, telekinesis, and force fields come into play just as often. (To be honest, it really feels like the show’s writers did not know how to make Chase’s abilities that useful in combat situations. Thus why he was often the “damsel in distress” that they had to save, and why he got that bo staff). So let's look at how the show depicts his abilities. His intelligence is shown more like he just has google in his brain, often needing a few seconds to “search” something up before he knows the answer. His super senses are kinda limited to his hearing and sense of smell (but only to sneeze). His telekinesis and force fields are honestly just as they sound.

So, what if Douglas integrated his bionic intelligence to the point that he is *actually the smartest man in the world? (No hate to show Chase but having google in your brain and being a super genius are two different things) What if his super senses extended to more than just hearing and smell? His bionics would be integrated in such a way that his taste, touch, and sight would be super enhanced as well. The rest of his abilities are honestly fine as they are, the only change I would make is that he would actually use both his telekinesis and his force fields waay more often.

As for Chase’s commando app, Douglas designed Spike to protect Chase, mainly due to the fact that both Adam and Bree have abilities that allow them to have an upperhand in combat situations, and Chase does not. So what if Spike could do what Adam and Bree could? Not to an extreme extent, just a base superspeed and superstrenth (the latter the show kinda implies he has). Of course Spike will never be as fast as Bree or as strong as Adam, but that is why he also will have full control of Chase's other abilities, just turned up to a ten. Now I know what you are thinking, that sounds extremely overpowered. So to balance it, Spike will be extremely draining for Chase. The commando app cannot be activated for long, and when it is over Chase is left exhausted to a point that he will be bed ridden for the rest of the day. Spike is truly only for a worse case scenario, and is only activated by extreme danger that Chase would not be able to handle by himself (not embarrassment like it is in the show).

Did not mean for this post to be this long but I do just enjoy talking about this. I’ve started writing btw! I will keep you all updated when and where I post chapter 1!

[batcavescolony]

I've seen that, and talking about doing something with Tommy and Wanda is nice but I'll believe it when the actual comic is wrote, drawn, published and released. Because until then all they've done is had an idea they're not going through with.

iirc the writer of the Scarlet Witch comic (and the upcoming Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver miniseries) said that he had plans for Tommy and that he sees Tommy as being very close to Wanda? But he wasn't sure if the comic was going to last long enough without getting cancelled in order to see those plans come into fruition. And we don't know what's going to happen there after Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver ends, like if that's going to be it or if SW will start up again. But there was a promise of Tommy at some point.

Not that I don't believe you, it's just I'll believe it when I see it.

[silverzoomies]

It's not really a question, but an idea popped into my head, I watched Days of Future Past recently, imagine a student from the future, for some reason (a power I don't know) manages to go back in time and become best friends with her favorite teacher when he was younger (Peter obviously!) I don't know if anything can come out of this, but in my head the idea was brilliant lol 😝

I’ve been meaning to respond to this ask !! I thought it was absolutely delightful !!

Days of Future Past is so cozy to me. There’s just something about the way the time period is presented - with all those lovable characters - that makes it feel so genuine and fun. I’m a goofball with a childlike imagination. Nothing is more comforting to me than imagining being there tbh. As silly as it sounds.

This concept absolutely warms my heart, since it fulfills that silly dream.

Anyway, I have some thoughts under the cut !!

Peter Maximoff headcanons - Student reader goes back in time and meets their favorite, speedster teacher in his teen years!

We know Peter eventually becomes a teacher in canon. I’m not really sure what he teaches, since they never really clarified. But there’s no doubt in my mind he’d be great at his job.

Mr. Maximoff is definitely a more laid back kinda teacher

I do imagine he’s the type to playfully mess with any students who act out of line. I’ve had teachers like that before in the past. The ones who take no shit and lightheartedly tease students. That’s absolutely on brand for Peter

I also get the vibe he’d be so “how do you do fellow kids” about everything

And the students would think he’s cool anyway. I mean, he’s fast. He loves cool music - and probably some really cool movies/shows/games too!

I imagine he’d deck out his classroom/office in all kinds of pop culture memorabilia. Very similar to the way he decorated his basement back when he lived at his mom's

Reader as a mutant student would be no different than the other kids. Y’all know you’d think he was the coolest teacher there ever was. Some of you might even look up to him! And maybe also develop a harmless crush. He is handsome, after all.

Imagine your surprise - after you’ve gone back in time for mission with some of the X-Men. It’s part of your training. You never thought you’d get the chance to time travel, of all things. Or, if we're following DoFP canon; maybe you went back in time with Logan? You're one of the last surviving mutants, and your mutation is useful somehow. It could go either way!

But Mr. Maximoff is there in the past. Only, he’s seventeen, acting on impulse, and being a playful nuisance.

He thinks you’re weird as hell. You totally bizarre, future kid. But you’re also pretty alright...since you think he's so cool 'n all. Most people just think he's a freak. And hey, you're a mutant like him! He doesn't know a lot of mutants yet!

And how the heck are you from the future - but you somehow know all the bands he likes, the movies he’s into, the shows he watches, even the games he plays??

Spoiler alert - it’s because Mr. Maximoff has a tendency to show off all his favorite things in class. Dude can’t go a single day without referencing Galaga, or Star Wars, or David Bowie, or whatever else

If you’re allowed to disclose any info about the future, you’ll probably tell him he gets a teaching job. Not only that, but the kids all love him

To which he responds with a - tsh, yeah. Right.

Why would he ever become a teacher?? He hates school! He can’t ever focus in class! His grades are the worst, and he bombs every test! C’mon…no way! What’re you tryin’ to pull his leg???

Y-You’re pulling his leg, right?

It’d be dope if you got the chance to hang out with him for a little bit. You could follow him around while he got into his usual, kleptomaniac shenanigans

Y’all would definitely cause enough trouble to get the cops called on you

Actually, when you find out the local cops know his name by heart - you can't help but do a double take

Mr. Maximoff? The coolest teacher in Westchester? The dude who’s always doggin’ on students for running in the halls? He used to be a lawless rulebreaker? Holy shit!! You almost couldn't wait to return to the future, just to poke fun at him for bein' such a troublemaker in his youth

Honestly, there’s a lot of really fun ideas one could pull from this, anon. I can’t even do it justice. I’d love if anyone else wanted to add their take. My brain has been so broken lately. But thank you for your ask!! I love you dearly!!

[tickletastic]

Love the thought of speedsters using vibrating fingers in a tickle fight!! Wally being downright mean to dick because when his fingers or hands are vibrating its an impossible task to remove them from you. Wallys favorite tickle tactic is let me stick my vibrating finger on your worst spot and see how long you last. Dick has a love hate relationship with this game. I also hc that while dick is a bat hes the most expressive if someone wiggle their fingers at dick he flinches away and is already trying to stop giggling (this only happens with people hes close with and tickle him all the time usually its wally and batfam that it works with)

omg robin!dick is absolutely the squirmiest, he can barely sit still, let alone keep his face straight when wally starts to wiggle his fingers in his direction. dick is just able to catch that look on wally’s face and he knows he’s about to be laughing

YES the power of speedster fingers is so underrated, like wally can literally just put his hands on dick’s ribs and vibrate and dick is screaming and begging in seconds. wally would so use it on dick, and bart would absolutely use it on tim (and gar, and kon). barry might’ve even heard whispers of its effectiveness from wally and bart and decide to try it out on bruce one time (his life has been at risk ever since)

there’s so much potential in speedster lers, like even with raspberries, it would be so easy to make them so much worse by vibrating. or nibbling while vibrating? literally hell (but dick kinda loves it, bc he loves to lose control)

[phantomchick]

If Tony Stark was born and raised in Metropolis by Howard and Maria Stark (before they died), how different would things get when he came back from that city after his escape from Wong Chu and decided to become a hero? What happens if that turn of events took place before Superman arrived in Metropolis? And what could transpire if both heroes met each other in their early heroic days? Note: This alternate scenario will happen in another DC/Marvel universe.

Ok so personally i’m against dc/marvel crossovers for the simple reason of powerscaling. Throwing quicksilver into a situation where all the other speedsters have the speedforce. Gamora or Captain Marvel into a situation where there are multiple lantern corps, Hulk into a situation where Superman exists so there’s always someone who can stop him if he gets too angry around which kinda negates a big chunk of his double-edged threat factor, the x-men into a situation where lex luthor’s a thing and so on. It just doesn’t work for me, at all. Sorry to be a huge pedant but my brain just keeps pointing out ok if Wolverine’s here how come he’s never met vandal savage and also Dr. Strange vs Constantine anyone? Wait that’d actually be fun, nevermind.

So with that said. I think in a situation where Iron Man takes the stage in Metropolis before Clark gets there that means Lex Luthor will have someone who can actually hack his shit which is a big problem, and Clark will come to metropolis knowing there’s a hero there which means... is he intentionally planning to become local hero and upstage him? No is that what’s going to happen the moment Tony gets in over his head against a Superman rogue and Clark feels morally obligated to help? Yeah.

I think Lois would probably date Tony instead of Pepper post-wong chu if only because Lois is a lot better at understanding where the military-industrial complex is coming from than Christine Everhart ever could be and also has the added benefit of not immediately trusting the shady spy organisation Shield for saving her life once, and has natural charisma that makes her such a great writer and interviewer. Also wouldn’t hold him to making her ceo something he only did for Pepper when he thought he would literally die and that reasonably she should’ve handed back once she realised it was a deathbed decision and he was now going to live. Sorry to any pepper stans but the mcu movies had some unsettling and probably unintentional subtext that I didn’t like.

I think Lois and Tony would sass each other and point out their respective partner’s hypocrisies in ways that would help each of them grow. Which wouldn’t help things once she and Clark start dating after the inevitable messy break up (possibly brought on by Tony’s alcoholic spiral possibly just two hotheads inevitably starting a metaphorical fire they can’t put out without getting burned) because I cannot emphasis this enough, Tony is way too smart to fall for the glasses trick. Like Lex is so smart he can’t imagine his nemesis would rely on something so stupid but Tony understands people and knows how stupid he a smart person can act so yeah Clark’s identity is cooked the moment Superman goes out or he meets Clark which ever comes second.

I don’t think Tony would lash out at Clark for it so much as at himself and internalise the hatred/self-esteem issues the whole situation compounds. Which would be really sad. Maybe he’s friends with Bruce and Bruce decides to hate Clark FOR him? One of those situations where your friend can’t hate their exes new guy because morality/ex has the right to move on ect. but you can because fuck that guy my friend’s hurting.

I think Metropolis would lowkey benefit from a genius in charge of a city with one of the highest rates for destructive superhero battle damage to buildings and the like and it would probably take a lot of Luthor’s leverage as the biggest investor from him. Especially as Bruce has his own crime utopia to try and fund into progress so he can’t commit overmuch to anywhere else even when he wants to help.

[cozzzynook]

Soundwave overhearing Deadlock talk about the Autobot he's seeing. He feels guilty because the Autobot wants more but he's only sleeping with him because he reminds him of Ratchet and he doesn't have feelings for him.

Soundwave tells Hot Rod who's crushed thinking no one will ever love him. Soundwave is there for him.

So, i’m just being honest..the best person to write this is @theoceanoasis because they write some of the best soundrod stories i have ever read. I feel they can do this just where i cannot.

But i will try and do a little snippet.

Deadlock isn’t trying to be a jerk he just let things get out of hand.

The one he wants is Ratchet and yeah he knows he’s wrong for sleeping with another bot that reminds him of ratchet and he’s using him to get close to ratchet but he also kinda does like hot rod. He doesn’t love hot rod like he loves ratchet, he’s in love with ratchet, but he does like Hot rod and he wants to try something with him. But he knows if he says anything he’ll want to break it off.

To Soundwave it sounds like Deadlock wants to have his cake and then some and he admits he tells Hot rod because he has a crush on the mech. He’s genuinely in love with hot rod and that meant he didn’t mention his feelings at all. In fact he told Deadlock he had three days to tell Hot rod or he would because he wanted hot rod to be happy even if it wasn’t with him.

Of course on the third day, he saw Deadlock leave with Ratchet who looked disappointed but was by his side and that was how he knew hot rod was told.

He went to check on the speedster and hour later, slipping inside his berthroom to find the mech crying.

He curled around the mech who latched onto him and let him cry it out.

“Why is it so hard for someone to actually want me?”

It always hurt to hear Hot rod say that and he hated that he never told him after all this time that he wanted him.

Deep down he held insecurities that told him Hot rod wouldn’t want someone like him. Someone who’s done terrible things that were unforgivable. They always screamed at him that if Hot rod saw who he really was, behind the mask and what he allowed him to see, he’d hate him.

And that was something he wasn’t willing or ready to risk.

“I’m so sorry hot rod,” he couldn’t bring himself to say the words his spark has been begging him to say since the day he realized he was in love.

The fear was just too great and he let silence grip hold on his vocals as he rubbed Hot rod’s quaking spoiler, letting the mech cry into his arms and against his pained spark.

“I’m so sorry.”