#He keeps forgetting the keys
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Modern AU | Askeladd when introducing his family to people...
Askeladd: "I'm gay, their mother is gay, and all of my stupid motherfuc—I mean, beautiful children—are gay."
Bjorn: "I'm the mother; I take care of Askeladd. They are quite sweet children. Garm, stop trying to murder your brother! Canute, you cannot exercise the demons out of Thorfinn! We already tried that once already..."
Thorfinn: "Tell me again why I have to make a stupid introduction." Askeladd threatens to take away his guitar and alternative music. "I am Thorfinn, son of Thors. These people are not my family... I was kidnapped..." Garm attacks Thorfinn again.
Canute: "I am princess Canute. Our Lord and Savior, Nicki Minaj, gave me the ability to be a woman." Eyes Garm and Thorfinn suspiciously. "Mom-! Garm keeps stealing my dresses and wearing them... Thorfinn keeps stealing my make-up to do his stupid satanic rituals!"
Thorfinn: Thorfinn threatens to punch his sister. "I'm sacrificing you first to the demons."
Garm: "We're sacrificing people? Am I allowed to do it to Principle Ketil?"
Askeladd: "Only if you're paying for your bail."
Garm: "Is that a yes...?"
Bjorn: "No."
Garm: "I'm taking that as a yes."
Bjorn: "Introduce yourself Garm... we will talk about those arson charges when we get home."
Garm: points to himself. "Garm."
Canute: "That's close enough to Gay."
Garm: "I will steal all of your dresses and wear them out of retaliation."
Canute: "You wouldn't dare! You'll stretch them out with your broad shoulders!? Dad! Mom!"
Bjorn side eyes Askeladd.
Askeladd: "You're the one who said you wanted kids."
#vinland saga#thorfinn#thorfinn karlsefni#canute#garm#askeladd#bjorn#alternate universe#modern au#trans fem Canute for the win#principle Ketil absolutely fears this family#they all are a very chaotic and loving family#Uncle Thorkell was waiting at the house for them#He locked himself out again#He keeps forgetting the keys#3am shitpost#3am writes#our little princess of course <3
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call me arthur lester the way i keep forgetting… wait what was i gonna say again?
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faroe?
faroe…? faroe?
oh god. faroe?
faroe! faroe… no…
no! faroe! faroe!
no! faroe!
no!
#thought of this while i was playing piano#and realized i forgot to play according to the key signature#this was originally going to be#call me arthur lester the way i keep forgetting about the key signature. and my daughter.#but i thought this was funnier#and also more accurate bc arthur lester would never forget a key signature#he did forget his daughter though#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#faroe lester#starry shitposts
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A blast from the past (and by that i mean a traumatic near death experience.)
Bonus:
#grimmz art#villainous#villanos#villainous cn#dr flug#miss heed#villainous dr flug#villainous miss heed#I low key keep forgetting she nearly died from dehydration cause she got the worst super power#seriously tho what is peace’s plan with this girl after what she did?#are they going to wipe her memories and force her back into society or just straight up kill her and leave no evidence of her existence?#sorry for tagging theories peace as a company frustrates me but also intrigues me??#flug looks like he’s just a leg in that last panel
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I need people to understand that my hyperfixation ships are limited to one thing: a man who is usually in full control of himself meeting 1 woman and losing complete and utter control over absolutely everything he does.
I just like to watch when they go full feral for a woman who could literally chew them up and spit them out, but choses to let them stick around because I don't know, it's nice to have someone carrying their bag or whatever.
#red queen#mare did this twice over so she gets double points#this is why I adore Marecal#I am forever feral over the line: I will protect you as long as I can#AND: I thought of you in the end I saw your face in the water#THAT MAN IS RIDICULOUS FOR THAT. He did not need to go around re-inventing love#cause I mean... man was a full blood prince with “responsibilities” and he seriously fell apart over a woman who was 5'2“#and dont even get me started On kanthony#I am unironically obsessed with the scene in the library and the line: AND IT IS NOT FAR ENOUGH#ridiculous that this man sniffed the air behind her as she walked by#like sir you are in HEAT stop it XD#and of course i could never forget about Delilah Bard and Kell Marsh#holy shit talk about a man with his life in order who met one woman and became so fucking smitten he spent a whole book low key crying#about her being gone and then getting stupidly excited over seeing her again#and then left his brother behind to go sail on a boat with her XD when she clearly only keeps him around for minimal purposes#I swear to god I went FERAL OVER “there is no where you can go” said the Antari to her prince “that I cannot follow”#SHUT UP she loves him so much😭😭😭😭😭😭 and she refused to admit it to him#a darker shade of magic#fragile threads of power
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Kaeya once jokingly referred to Bennett as 'Bennett Guildson' in lightly scolding him over endangering himself, and Bennett most Definitely considered making that his actual name on his official Adventurer's Guild paperwork, send post-
#hc; kaeya#hc; bennett#//Forver love the idea of Kae saying smth to clown; and the person going Wait a sec; you COOKED here-#//And Kae just flounders and/or laughs his ass off bc WHY are you listening to me of all people; I wasn't SERIOUS 😅-#//Dude can handle people being Done with his clowning or rejecting it; but taking it Seriously and it ACTUALLY working well???#//Dude would be both stunned but also flattered#//This case however; he was very much caught off guard#//This is a Very Impressionable Kiddo after all!#//However between the two of them; the name did stick. Kae will call him that in the typical Full Named By Mom fashion#//And Benny will introduce himself like that at the start of training or when they play up dramatics#//Benny DOES want to make it official; but Kae did gently talk him out of it. For the moment#//Bc Kae thought Bennet might regret taking it on later; so he ought to let him think on if he might want one of his dads' names instead#//But won't press any further if Benny truly does have his heart set on it. Low key is down to give Benny his own last name if he wants#//And would be so happy if he'd want to take it; bc the kid; like Klee and Noelle; is sb he's fond of like family#//Benny actually likes Guildson tho; bc it includes them ALL. He might even make it official on/near an upcoming father's day#//Keeps forgetting to tho. or losing the paperwork when he does get it
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HOW TF DID CORIOLANUS SNOW BAG A BADDIE LIKE LUCY GRAY BAIRD?????!!!!!!! It makes no sense! Thank gosh Lucy Gray ran away from the walking red flag that was Coriolanus Snow.
#a ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#coriolanus snow#lucy gray baird#I swear I keep forgetting how to spell Coriolanus’s name#Lucy Gray Baird you deserve better than that pasty white bread of a man#I get it! the actor playing Snow is attractive (Tom Blythe) but he is still a red flag!#though I did kinda like him in the novel (key word: KINDA)#but still he had A CHANCE TO CHANGE AND WHAT DID HE DO HE FUCKED THAT UP!!!!!!
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life is like a metronome sometimes I reread my fics and go “heehee silly fun times” and other times I can’t get past 3 sentences with out going “NO this is CRINGE and BAD everyone that has ever said something nice about my work is a LIAR and an ENABLER and just FEELS BAD FOR ME” actually that says less about life and More about My Issues I think 🤔
#go back to therapy challenge. maybe In the new year#no actual hostility towards anyone that is nice 2 me lol#I simply just feel Insecure 🧍 but that’s a ME PROBLEM!!!#I’m on my lunch break writing my Kalim fic (???) (Idk Hes Kinda the pov protag) in my phone#chapter 2….. lol I was outlining it the other day like general points I want it to have#and like I have a GENERAL idea of where I want it to go. kind of.#but I really am kinda going into this blind#it’s ok it’s not meant to be a long deep fic#just like idk maybe a handful of chapters#but like I said. I’m much more used to writing the jami/azu so that’s kinda been the driver of the story#so much that I keep forgetting the silver/kalim part lol OUGHHH#lads idk if I’m gonna be able to pull this off. but I must try 🫡#it’s ok if it’s bad I do not have to make a masterpiece but hhhhhh#I will be embarrased if I forget to include key points HAHA hdjfvjdjdjdjfjgj#knowing WHEN to introduce certain parts is the toughie#cuz there’s stuff I want to happen and things I want ppl to say but#lol organizing hard…. pacing hard…. we’ll see lads we’ll see#that’s why we r doing this… we r learning by doing lol 😭 DONT LOOK AT ME
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me watching the 254th haikyuu tiktok skit on my fyp today
#every single line is a “he would not fucking say that” moments#yet i still hold hope that at some point. just maybe. MAYBE the media literacy will kick in#and they'll start saying shit that's actually in character#like.. how do you take the absolute PEAK piece of fiction that is haikyuu. and make a skit that is so unbelievably garbage#i get it. not everything needs to be canon. skits are for fun.#BUT PLEASE KEEP THE CHARACTERS IN CHARACTER.#lord.. i saw one last night where tsukishima forgot yamaguchi's name.#and i was like “omg is this like a memory loss au” but no it was just. tsukishima just fucking forgot because yamaguchi's 'always behind him#IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE DOES TSUKISHIMA KEI FORGET YAMAGUCHI'S NAME#YAMAGUCHI IS HIS RIDE OR DIE ARE WE SERIOUS?#if tsukishima doesn't fw someone he doesn't hang out with them. that's common sense i fear#so even if it's not written out in bold red blinking text that tsukishima and yamaguchi are besties -#- it's HEAVILY FUCKING IMPLIED that they are besties#yamaguchi isn't just there to tag along. dude's hating WITH tsukki#tsukki is hating and yama is hating HARDER i am firm believer in this#volleyball guys
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As much as I like the idea of shattered omori being a silly little guy, regrettably he only appears in amnesiac omori au as an enemy that the group has to fight
#all the enemies in omori’s headspace are corrupted by alter and made to attack omori and his allies on sight#in shattered omori’s case he’s also tasked with guarding a certain key#also putting this idea down so I don’t forget#one of my mutuals (think it was chimera?) had the idea that shattered omori can break himself apart into pieces and reform#so the idea is that the group have a hard time defeating him because he keeps reforming after they shatter him#and then they realize that shattering the mirror that he emerged from is what truly destroys him#rip shattered omori you only wanted to play hide and seek too bad alter ruined everything#his presence also makes for some symbolism especially in regards to where he’s fought#amnesiac omori au#siren speaks
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i feel like I need to take notes while listening to the Magnus archives they keep bringing stuff back up and I'm like "oh man that name sounds familiar what episode is that from? Why are they concerned about this turn of events" and then having to go back through every episode to figure out wtf they're talking about
#I remember Jurgen Leitner he writes books#but that's only because his name is kinda silly and fun to say and it sticks out#I have no idea who Mary Key is supposed to be tho#the name is familiar but I cannot for the life of me remember what previous episode she was mentioned in#and that dude Jared keeps popping up#I think his name was jared#He's showed up at least twice so far#I'm only on episode 26#al talks about things#the magnus archives#also in episode 22 colony they talk about this scary bug witch lady#this is the first I'm hearing of her but they talk about her as if she's showed up before#did I just forget????#was I not paying attention the first time??
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「届きはしない思い」 「声にならめ声で」
「T R E A S U R E Y O U」
Please don't repost anywhere else!
Invidivual versions below the cut 👇
#i think about treasured a humanly normal amount#ALSO THE ANXIETY I GOT AS I WAS FINISHING THIS BECAUSE CSP ALMOST CRASHED BROOO IMMA CRYYYY#anyway this song is the bane of my existence#it gives me nightmares in my waking hours#i hate thing song i hate that it was sung by Team K I hate that Rindou's singer has a hand in composing the lyrics#and even in canon story rindou directed the play (at least for yoshino's side iirc?)#i hate this i hate this song haunts my every living breathing moment#i hate that rindou's singer also sings this as well for concerts#like YOU GUYS ALREADY HAVE MY WIG AND MY WALLET WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SNATCH EVEN MY SCALP#mr donuts i dont feel so good-#10/10 song i would put myself under therapy just to forget this song (just to fall in love with it again)#i mean- song is mid#yeah#defenly mid uhuh#no one better @ me for this @@@@ you two bitches specifically#<- crying in roughly 36 hours? of doing this?#idk I didn't keep track of the legitimate time but I know I did this over a span of 5 days#“is kei missing a necklace?” yeah he is its called tactical redesigning im done with this sh-#the amount of details I had to go thru for the jewelry even though you can barely see it makes me (shakes fist)#ALL THE SHITPOSTING ASIDE I'm really happy with how the end product ended up looking!#I tried to recreate the coloring style they do in the game...it's not bad LOL#also idk how to make clothes but I'll be damned if I don't give him a Treasured outfit#also Rindou deserves to have hairpins c'mon donuts its free real estate#; galaxxi's art.#blackstar: theater starless#blackstar theatre starless#blackstar theater starless#bsts rindou#bsts yoshino#adding salt to the wound these three are gonna be singing for christmas- so 🧍♀️
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Okay if you think about it, Hadestown is just 5 people with depression who deal with it VERY differently
#and then there's the fates#they just kinda chill there ig#hadestown#musicals#musical theater#greek gods#i mean seriously hermes just keeps repeating the same story over and over again because he's so in denial#persephone is drinking to forget#hades has a shit self-esteem which causes shit to go down#guess you could also say it causes the chips to go down eheheheh#eurydice is lonely as fuck and cold#and orpheus? he's straight up an artist you don't get more depressed than that#low-key mood lmao
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rereading the last couple volumes of ajin and tearing up over what it means to be alive
#ogura talking about the will to live beyond the restrictions of fate#and kei saying he takes his life seriously that it isn't a joke#:')#legit this comic is so good#and the sort of tonal buildup in the last couple volumes knocks me flat#life goes on and living is everything#the last chapter being called 'as long as it lasts'#it all gets me so !!#and who could forget what happens with kai!#like the will to live extending your own life sure#but love for others keeping them alive too ahhhhhh#ajin
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(booting up a new game from hit visual novel developer VisualArts/Key) i know all their tricks by now they can’t get to me anymore im immune to this shit im immu-
#sorry just played planetarian#they got me AGAIN#i always go into these games like oh okay time to get some new music to put in my arsenal for sappy emotional stuff whatever#forgetting that my life is going to be changed in the process#i keep this edible aint shitting key games. i keep doing this hjKFDFJSKLDAdf#anyway planetarian was good. couldnt stop thinking about it so i watched the ONA and the movie too#those were pretty decent too. havent seen the little prequel they put out a year ago yet#music is insanely good of course its a key game#the art direction was really good particularly in this one too like man. every visual novel gui should look like this#its a kinetic novel but it had the most needlessly user friendly save screen on earth JKFDSHJFDKs#like a timeline for the story plus little visual indicating bookmarks showing where your save slots are in the story#kinda overkill for a kinetic novel LOL but appreciated nonetheless#daisuke ono did absurdly well as the junker. thats one thing about key they usually get really good voice actors even for their MCs#the softening of his voice over the course of the game as he became friends with yumemi destroyed me
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Like I know we all love making ADHD seem cool but like, don't forget it's actually a disability? My ADHD is bad enough I've nearly been evicted for forgetting to mail the rent check to the property manager, I've forgotten to pay the utility bills and had my water or power get turned off or had to pay fines bcs I missed a credit card payment. Once I was supposed to cat sit for a friend and I lost the house key she gave me but didn't realize until she was already out of town, and she had to call the apartment office to get someone to give me the spare so her cats would have food for the week. When I'm unmedicated I can't even get myself to shower half the time, forget eating or cleaning. Before I started living with my fiance I'd just like, not eat for days because I didn't have anyone to remind me to eat or go buy me food. I've forgotten to turn the stove off so many times and ruined kettles and tbh been DAMN fucking lucky the house didn't burn down. I've done stupid, impulsive shit that's nearly gotten me KILLED. I can't remember to close the shower curtain reliably even through my fiance points out every single time I forget, and he's almost out of soap rn bcs for the last MONTH neither of us have been able to remember to order more once we get out of the shower.
I've had such bad memory my entire life that to this day someone suggesting I forgot something because I simply didn't care enough is a legitimate trigger that, in the worst cases, makes me have a breakdown.
I get that for some of you this is just something that makes studying hard or you forget to take a pee break when you're playing Minecraft or whatever, that's still a valid struggle and you do deserve help and understanding, but like, ADHD is a disability. It's disabling. It's not impossible to improve and learn coping skills, meds help a lot, there are great accommodations out there(LIKE CLEANING SERVICES), but not every case of ADHD is the same, and a lot of them are pretty ugly ngl, and just because you managed to do something doesn't mean someone else is gonna be able to manage it too, or that they're being lazy for struggling. And that obviously doesn't mean ADHD people have a free pass to never work on themselves and make everyone cater to their every need or whatever, but we do deserve some understanding when we explain that our disability is actually disabling in ways that aren't palatable to you. So like, idk, maybe don't immediately recoil in horror when you find out that someone with ADHD can't keep their house clean. And for fucks sake don't ridicule them for it.
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lestat de lioncourt is theeeee character of all time because:
kiIIed 8 wolves on his own. kissed his mom several times. has abnormally small feet. is bisexual. is a french aristocrat. is half italian. is a scorpio. is a theater kid. is neurodivergent. was the youngest son. loves being called a slut. laughs when he isn’t supposed to. wanted to be a priest despite not believing in god because he liked the monastery vibes. is into people who are way older than him. has a porsche and a harley-davidson. doesn’t know how to do math. is both a girl dad AND a boy dad. shat and pissed all over himself. can play several musical instruments. became a rockstar. ate his own vomit. slept with a nun. talks to his own dick. baby trapped his husband. slurped period blood. was the village whore. literally went to heaven and hell. wrote his books like they’re wattpad fanfics. chopped off a dude’s whole arm with his tiny pocket axe. loves walmart. cries every chance he gets. drank jesus christ’s blood and made him moan. lost his one eye then put it back in. tortured a guy for singing off key. declared war on humans AND vampires because he was curious about what would happen. woke up the first ever vampire with his music. doesn’t know what a dialysis is. keeps forgetting to charge his iphone. can’t handle being ignored. needs constant words of affirmation. and the list goes on
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