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Hello Vizzy nation :3
I know we all love V being a girlboss but.., soft V.. guys she's smitten (I'm insane)
#traditional art#art#artists on tumblr#murder drones#vizzy#pink lemonade#THATS SUCH A CUTE SHIP NAME#md vizzy#This is just a doodle#But still#They're girlfriends I'm Uzi#Uuuuh#Has an aneurism#thumbs up
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How I feel looking at ur art, (it looks so tasty low key..)
MmmmmmMM MMM! THIS IS BUSSIN!,, drop more announcer art
SHEUEEKS THARNK
Feeds more of the gayass in a closet
Wirigwitidjdhwiituxwh
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#gayasses#agagehuagsjhdwidijs#Agahe#Djiww#Has an aneurism#dandy’s world oc
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"You're my what?!" Red Robin asked, bo staff still held out in front of him defensively
"Intern!" Danny chirped back, "Clockwork sent me to help you out."
The vigilante lowered his weapon just a bit, "Who's Clockwork?"
Danny lowered himself to the rooftop he had been floating over and took a chance at getting closer to Red Robin so they could speak at a more reasonable volume. Hopefully, he wouldn't wind up on some gossip rag. "He's some kind of time deity. His job is to prevent time paradoxes and apocalypses."
Reds eyes widened along with his mask, which threw Phantom off a bit. "If he prevents apocalypses, then why haven't I heard of him?"
"He's not allowed to directly interfere with the physical realms. He can only do small things like make things go missing for a bit or give you a bad feeling. Ya know, things to make you second guess your decisions."
"And you work for him?"
"I mean, kinda? I'm a guardian spirit. I protect people and that's how I feed my obsession. Working with him is mutually beneficial."
Red Robin stared at him for a moment, "Obsession?"
"We're gonna be here a while, aren't we?"
#dpxdc#prompts#fanfiction prompts#danny phantom#danny fenton#tim drake#red robin#yum#clockwork#clockwork has plans and they involve them being friends#batman is having an aneurism over all the stuff he needs to know like yesterday#tim cant shake danny and reluctantly agrees to having him as an intern#tim learns that he can litterally just ask danny to go away for a while and he'll do it
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Clark transforming his superman suit into one that doesn’t have shorts
Ma, hundreds of miles away in Kansas: something just happened
#maws season 2#maws superman#maws spoilers#maws clark kent#maws#my adventures with superman#superman#clark kent#ma kent#you know her mom instincts were ringing#someone give that man shorts before that poor woman has an aneurism#watch her drive all the way to metropolis just to give him one
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The anti ecto laws go into effect just before S2E2 “Doctors Disorders”. So when Danny’s entire class, including Sam and Tucker, becomes sick with ghost flu and start exhibiting ghost powers, the GIW swoop in and cart all the sick kids off to a GIW facility. They claim the kids are all ecto contaminated and therefore fall under the anti ecto laws! And the GIW aren’t concerned with trying to help the kids get better. Instead they’re experimenting on them. Danny knows he can’t get into the GIW facility to rescue them on his own without getting captured. So he does the only thing he can do, he goes to the Justice League for help.
The Justice League, and the Justice Dark are all together in the watchtower for a meeting when Danny shows up. He’s an absolute mess because his friends and classmates have all been taken by the GIW. And he latches onto the first person in the room that he sees. Which just so happens to be Batman. Now Batman has a sobbing hysterical ghost child clinging to him! Everyone is super confused. It takes them half an hour to calm Danny down enough that he can explain what the problem is.
When they find out about the anti ecto laws and what the GIW have done they are all horrified and pissed!! They immediately set out to rescue Danny’s classmates. And if they just so happen to accidentally destroy the GIW facility along the way well none of them are to broken up about it. After the kids are all rescued, cured from the ghost flu, and returned to their parents, the Justice League sets out to get the anti ecto laws repealed. They reveal to the whole world just what the GIW did to a whole class of innocent human children while using the anti ecto laws as cover to do it! The whole world is outraged! It only takes two days for the laws to be repealed, and for the GIW to be permanently disbanded.
A few days later Danny Phantom does a live tv interview where he answers questions about ghosts and the ghost zone. He hopes that this will help people better understand ghosts and their true nature.
#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#danny phantom#dc comics#you know Bruce adopted Danny the second that child latched into him in the tower#his dad instincts went into overdrive#Danny is now the baby of the Justice League#Batman May have adopted him first#but all the others collectively decided that he was now the child of the Justice League#imagine their shock when three weeks later#after his whole town got randomly yanked into the infinite realms#he returns as the new king of the infinite realms#whole Justice Dark has a collective aneurism#and then a week later he shows up at the bat cave sobbing about a possible future timeline where he turned evil and destroyed the world#and he just hands Batman a file on all his weaknesses and how to beat him if he ever goes evil#once more Batman has to console a sobbing hysterical ghost child#on the plus side once the boys calmed down he finally gets to meet his new siblings
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too many people are complaining about the nemesis encounters when they could be complaining about heracles hitting you over the head with his club 1000 times and stunning you. whos complaining about that miserable old guy
#AND THEN HANGS AROUND FOR AGES AFTER THE FIGHTS OVER AND THE TIMER STARTS BACK UP#hes funny but he gives me an aneurism#hades 2#hades game#heracles#also. has anyone ever had heracles show up on a boat in the rift. or was my game being silly that day#it only happened once and never again#hades 2 spoilers
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mouthwashing has truly showed me that we haven't evolved from the fucking witch trials. people can only ever point fingers, judge, hate, condemn, root for damnation. how the fuck do you look at a game about capitalism, psychological instability, complex characters, endless nuance and get out of the experience with the braindead take "curly horrible. anya, daisuke and swansea wonderful. jimmy bad." too many people haven't moved on from the reasoning of five year olds and disney - hero good and villain bad. people aren't fucking cartoon characters. we're not only good or bad. media literacy is truly dead and gone.
#i've been in fandoms my whole life and no fandom has made me this mad#it's just proof that it doesn't matter how well written a story is if there's no one to receive it#at the end of the day it doesn't matter how much effort is put into making something complex and valuable#if everyone is fucking blind#90% of the fandom only sees mw as The Rape Game in which anya is an angel and jimmy and curly belong in the same circle of hell#and i'm getting closer to an aneurism every single day#the rape is a product the rape is a product the rape is a product#i need people to fucking grasp this#the rape gets traced back to the shitty company#the company is at the centre#they allowed jimmy to work while mentally unstable#they didn't put locks on the sleeping quarters#they told them they were fired while they were in space#they didn't allow for issues to be reported easily#they threatened to dock pays if anything at all happened#they put an unofficial nurse and a last second addition intern on the ship for a whole YEAR#the pony express SCREAMS dysfunctionality#they never gave a fuck about their employees and that's what lead to everything#the rape and the murders are a byproduct#mouthwashing#fandom critical#fandom culture#media literacy#nuance#character analysis#reading comprehension#captain curly#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing
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Would love if season 8 had the 118 repping the LAFD at Pride, BUT specifically while they’re under Gerrard. Hear me out, ok. You’ve got homophobic, misogynistic, racist dinosaur being FORCED to attend Pride for his JOB and having to seem like he’s enjoying it so he doesn’t get fired. He has to watch the openly lesbian firefighter under his command show the openly bisexual firefighter under his command all the wonders of the event, perhaps with the help of the openly gay firefighter that used to be under his command who is shacking up with aforementioned openly bisexual firefighter. He has to watch them be HAPPY and COMFORTABLE and FREE and he can do NOTHING because he’s representing the LAFD, he’s getting paid to walk through a crowd, this should be one of the easiest days of his career. And yet he hates it. He’s dying to say something homophobic and wipe the smiles off everyone’s faces but he CAN’T, and the firefighters who have had to put up with ridicule under his command know he CAN’T and shove it in his face as much as possible. Maybe he even breaks and causes a scene which goes viral and puts pressure on the brass to fire him, or maybe he just suffers in silence. Either way, the 118 will finally get their comeuppance in the form of happiness and rainbows and acceptance and love.
#or maybe he has an aneurism over the idea of attending and boom that’s that problem sorted#kill em with kindness#and rainbows#911 abc#911 spoilers#911 on abc#118 firefam#hen wilson#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy#tevan#henren
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I found the Craziest Arcane take in a YouTube comment section
#like I wanna believe it’s rage bait but idk#I’m gonna have an aneurism#What#like what#huh#wtf#0 media literacy#‘he didn’t actually threaten to kill her son because he was already dead he’s a great guy 😊’#‘him having children work in his drug factory is actually good because child labor is normal and he’s giving them good work experience :)’#😨 wtf#‘vi is a horrible manipulative evil unreadable selfish person who ruins everyone’s lives and has no good qualities :D’#I don’t even know what to say to that#and that’s not even acknowledging what they said about the firelights……#which sounds. kind of racist??? idk really bad vibes from that whole section especially#arcane#arcane league of legends#arcane lol#vi#silco#vi arcane
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rvb dnd game where wash is the dm and just gets increasingly angry as the game goes on bc every time church meets one of his npcs he just says “i cast brain damage” and then the whole table yells that it’s a valid spell and wash just screams internally
#church’s favorite hobby is giving wash brain damage and that’s just a fact babes#tucker and grif have a bet going on to see how long it takes before wash has an actual aneurism#lina is busy therapizing herself with her self-insert barbarian character with daddy issues#that she swears up and down has nothing to do with her own personal issues#donut keeps cosplaying as his character - a sexy tiefling - and literally no one else will join him#i know nothing abt dnd actually so sorry for any inconsistencies i just love these boys and have had the phrase ‘i cast brain damage’#rattling around my mind for like 2 weeks#rvb#red vs blue#agent washington#rvb church#washilon#also wash/alpha but idk that ship name#wach???#churchwash??#i feel like i know it but i simply cannot remember
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Oh shit first post here
UHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAVE THIS
It's wakfuking time
#has an aneurism and dies#uuhhhhh yeah#thats it for now gang#wakfu#wakfu season 2#quilby#actually#my brother helped me do this#when we first finished season 2#cant say i didn't cackle like a#deranged goblin#when this idea popped up in my head#lmao#shitpost
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I think this video has broken me. So long without new Anetra content and then she comes back with THIS banger I’m gonna fucking pass out (also if you comment on my battery percentage you’re homophobic)
#I’m such an ass girl I can’t take this#every time I see her ass I have an aneurism#like a week not being fed and then suddenly my feed has like 8 videos of you looking so ridiculously hot and sexy shaking your ass#I’m weak#weak in the fucking knees#anetra#rpdr 15#drag race#drag race 15#rpdr#lesbian#god#I can’t believe she’s real#if she grabs my hand like that I will pass out immediately I hope you know that
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Seggsual Tension!
[pin] - Sender and receiver are caught in a small space, causing their bodies to be close together. ( noodles are stuck in Gabe’s desk again? Or wait Michael’s this time lol ) - @themosthatedbeingg
How Lucifer figured out to sneak back and forth between Heaven right under the council and archangels noses is still a wonder to Lucid. And while he could ask Gabriel, the seraph felt it best that this information remain unknown to him. It’s too dark and risky already, and to know the method could further dig a grave for Lucifer and Gabe. Of course the young seraph is not about to squeal on the Messenger or Devil, goodness no! If anything whenever Lucifer appears in Heaven it is a chance to romp around and get into some mischief together.
A playful game while in their dragon forms led the two noodles to scampering up and down the empty halls, the archangels out for a special meeting with the rest of Heaven’s council. Left to their own devices and unsupervised, the two made their way into Michael’s office and began chasing each other from inside the desk itself. That is, until the two end up crammed in the same drawer and barely able to move. Both growl and squirm, nipping at each other with snapping dragon jaws.
#themosthatedbeingg || disaster twins#(Michael is going to have an aneurism or a stroke)#(‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY desk SWAMP?!’)#(michael finding out LUCI HAS BEEN SNEAKING INTO HEAVEN)#(Lucid sneaking outta heaven and Lucifer sneaking in)#(they are finding all the holes in heavens security PFFT)#lucifer rp
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now that i have a place to talk about it i have to say that. as the resident plane nerd. shusterman did a pretty good job talking about the planes in the graveyard.
but the one thing i can not believe is the fact that the fucking COMBOM is a WORLD WAR 2 BOMBER. SHUSTERMAN. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING TINY THOSE INTERIORS ARE. SIR.???????
i simply can not suspend my disbelief enough to think that a shit ton of computer and radio equipment + a team of like ten kids would fit. into the nose. of a . world war 2 bomber. bro that's just not happening. not even in a b-29. i know those planes look massive but trust me most of the fuselage is for. well. the bombs.
hey shusterman. look at this. do you. did you. um. Think? this is a b-29. the biggest bomber in ww2. do you see that tiny cockpit? and the tiny bunks? there's no way bro.... there's just no way.... even if they stripped the entire thing it's just not built for that kind of shit.
like i get that the plane has to be a bomber bc comBOM but c'mon... it could've just been a cargo plane... an MD-11 or even a fucking converted 767.... this is the one thing that hurts me so bad and IT'S HAYDEN'S WHOLE DEAL TOO AND IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. GOD THE AUTISM. WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
#no one will ever understand this but i think about it at least once a day and have an aneurism#like. see my issue is. the combom is never described as particularly cramped either#there could've been a possibility to play up the whole ww2 bomber concept by talking about how cramped and claustrophobic it was#that's just how those bombers ARE#and the glass nose too? cmon man there could've been some cool scenes with that#also some good fanfic possibilities.#like i dunno. if you're going to consistently bring up what era the plane is from at least make it actually consistent#there was so much POSSIBLITY to describe the combom as this place where you're sure to get a concussion#and you gotta go visit risa after working a shift in their bc your posture has gone to shit from being hunched over a computer#THERE'S LITERALLY A FUCKING TUNNEL YOU CRAWL THROUGH TONGO FROM THE COCKPIT TO THE BUNK ROOM#COME ONNNNNNN#well we all know how bad shusterman is at making things interesting but man. wasted opportunity#anyway i will stop being a FUCKING PLANE NERD#keeping this out of the main tag#cal has thoughts#graveyard
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something interesting in tes lore is apparently humans couldn’t wield magic until stendarr bestowed the ability to do so on them. then, he’s also considered an apologist of man
#❪ ⋅ ✹ ⋆ —┊ ❛ ooc. ❜ ❫#( hm. )#( out of all the divines stendarr is my favorite which is ironic considering i also love werewolves & vampires )#( something he Does Not )#( every time a mortal kisses a vampire stendarr has an aneurism )
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I need kamala-unnie to win so libs stop blaming leftists for shit and start actually doing things.
#gwon#I might have an aneurism instead of her doing anything to gain lefty votes she doubles down sending money to Israel#and they have the gall to say people are obligated to vote for her to stop trump. maybe people would be more inclined if she did something#also it’s not like the left is a large section of the US population.#the reason trump has won in the past is because of voter suppression and that frankly half of this country is racist
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