@jegulus-microfic december 4 - glimpse - 1044 words - cw: mentions of sex and weed
another feat. of jegulus granddads because they set up camp in my brain<3 emjoy
James talks in his sleep.
Regulus feels very, very bad.
They’re currently crowded in front of the living room door with their grandkids because—
Because they’re a bunch of useless, horrible adults that have gotten way too tipsy on mulled wine last evening over charades. Regulus was riding high on his win over Harry in Monopoly and so he might have had one or two or three sips too many. Or cups.
And so when they’d all bid their Goodnights and gotten ready for bed, pleasantly tipsy and airy-minded—distracted what with James nosing at the dark curls behind Regulus’ ear as he was brushing his teeth and then the press of him, a hard line against the seam between Regulus thigh and bum, when he’d bent Regulus over to spit out the toothpaste into the sink—well, there’s no pleasant way to say that they forgot to put the bloody presents under the tree.
And Regulus often doesn’t wake up anymore after all the years of sharing a bed with his husband but he remembers having woken up to James babbling about ‘The gifts, honey- wait, the gifts’ and Regulus in his barely state of consciousness had simply told him to shut it, pulled James head into the crook of his neck and forced him to fall asleep again, goddamnit.
The looks on their three, round, big eyed, little faces had just about nearly broken Regulus’ heart and that was before he’d seen Harry blanch and turn white as a sheet.
Luckily Regulus has married someone who’s good at improvising and so James had casually draped against the doorframe and told them that, “Ah, don’t worry, loves– It’s a leap year! Santa always starts a little later to deliver the presents during those years!”
Which leaves them hiding out in the hallway right now while Harry quietly brings in the presents through the kitchen.
“Just a glimpse, Pops!” Louis whispers loudly, leaning his little body with all of his 5 year old body strength against where James has a single broad palm over his small chest.
“Nah-uh, Louibear,” James whispers back from where he’s squatting behind him.
Regulus knows his knees will pop something horrible when he stands up but the sight of his husband’s thick thighs filling out the pleated pyjama bottoms is making Regulus selfishly keep his smart mouth shut.
“But Grandpo-ops!” Louis whines.
Chelsea shushes him immediately and rather aggressively. She’s between Regulus’ knees, bouncing up on the balls of her feet every now and then, her pigtails tickling Regulus’ nose.
Teagan is draped over James’ wide back and continuously throwing Regulus conspiratorial looks and mischievous little smiles. She’s 8 now, the Santa bubble has already been burst for her.
Regulus winks back at her every time.
“We have to wait until Santa is done putting all his presents under the tree, bug.” James drives placating fingers through their grandson’s wild hair before he goes on in a gentle murmur, “If we go and disturb him now he’ll bolt out through the chimney, up on his reindeer sled and whisk away with half of the presents that were meant for our family, you see.”
Louis gasps horrified.
James bites down on the smile trying to break to the surface. It’s unfair how handsome he looks in the dim light with his hair sleep mussed and his trimmed beard sprinkled white like the snowflakes making their way onto the ground outside.
Regulus forces his eyes away when Chelsea makes a little pained, squirming noise. Like she’s barely suppressing ripping herself from Regulus’ loose embrace and dashing through the door back into the living room.
There’s a clatter of wood and then a badly imitated Hohoho from what Regulus recognises to be Harry.
Louis and Chelsea look at each other with wide eyes and then back at James and Regulus respectively, vibrating with anticipation yet waiting politely for permission.
His husband throws Regulus a warm grin, a hint of teeth and a glint in his chocolate brown eyes that makes his heart stumble a little in his chest.
Regulus rolls his eyes and gives him a single nod. He kisses the side of Chelsea’s head and tells her to go on.
She barrels through the door with a squeal followed closely by a skittering Louis where he’s hasting over the smooth linoleum after his sister in his too big, woollen socks. Teagan throws Regulus another excited grin and then rushes after her younger siblings as well.
When Regulus pulls out of his seat there’s only a faint sting in his lower back while as James follows the motion his husband instantly buckles under his renewed weight, joints predictably cracking several loud pops.
Regulus snaps out his arm for James to steady himself as this one grunts and pants under the pain and slowly lifts himself into an upright position.
Regulus snorts. “Getting old, Potter? Shouldn’t have been so enthusiastic with bending me over that bloody sofa ledge last night, huh…”
James growls playfully as he yanks Regulus closer by his arm though he catches his husband wince at the sudden motion of that half step.
He squeezes Regulus hip bone, right over the teeth mark he put there a few hours ago and then it’s Regulus’ turn to suck the air in through his teeth.
“Worth it,” James rasps low into his ear before kissing a fluttering path up Regulus’ jaw until he finally reaches his mouth, tilting his chin back with two fingers.
Regulus sighs happily into James’ mouth, shivers at the familiar sensation of beard rasping against his own stubbly skin.
They’re ripped out of the moment by Chelsea’s voice droning around the corner, “Gramps, look! Santa brought you dried cat grass for Mochi!”
“Cat grass?” comes Harry’s confused voice from the living room.
Regulus scrunches his nose at James, sharing the cluelessness. James shrugs.
Crinkling sounds, then Teagan’s voice, “It smells weird.”
“Fu– That is not cat grass, Chelsea!” Harry responds panicky, “Honey, please put that down right now. I’m not joking, sweetheart. No, gimme– unhg.”
Regulus raises his eyebrows at James but his husband simply tugs his lips in and hurries into the living room, presumably to help his son purloin the weed from his six year old little grandchild.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Albus Dumbledore, Filius Flitwick
Additional Tags: One Shot, Potions Master Harry Potter, French Harry Potter, Severus Snape is Bad at Feelings, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Shower Sex, Top Severus Snape, Bottom Harry Potter, POV Severus Snape, POV Third Person
Summary:
At the annual International Potions Conference held in Paris, Severus meets younger Potions Master Hadrian Peverell. Unable to quite believe that this handsome wizard could be interested in him, they go for dinner. After an enjoyable night together, they begin a correspondence. Severus doesn't quite know whether any of this is a good idea, but can't resist the man in front of him.
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you said "matilda au" and my brain short circuited please say more!!!
YEAH!
So I made this post a few days ago while suffering the worst side effects from the new COVID vaccine (sidenote: if it's available to you in your country, go get it! now! immediately!), and @greyeyedmonster-18 kindly messaged me and was like ummm did you just reinvent Matilda??? And I was like oh! Shit! I did!
But I can't stop thinking about it. I love the idea of Sirius and Harry finding each other even in universes where Sirius never knew James.
Some more random tidbits:
Professor Black taking all the scared firsties under his wing.
Mr. Lupin walking up from Hogsmeade once in a while to bring his husband lunch or dinner. He hangs out during Professor Black's office hours and delights all the students, and sometimes bowtruckles hitch rides in his pocket.
Harry spending time with Professor Black at Hogwarts over the winter holidays.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione spending more and more time in Sirius's office during the year, doing homework and hanging out with him.
Remus going to do surveillance on the Dursleys and gathering evidence.
Harry spending a week with Sirius and Remus the summer after his first year and making friends with ALL the terrifying and strange magical creatures Remus has adopted over the years.
Harry also making friends with the snakes that live in Professor Black's garden.
In my headcanon for this AU, Sirius and Remus don't make a move for custody until near the end of Harry's second year, so they don't actually have him move in until after the basilisk business.
Sirius trying to gather information about Harry's parents so he has something more than names and a handful of photographs. He finds the detention slips with James's name on them and spends an evening going through them, thinking he'd have really liked that guy if they had known each other in life.
Remus tracking down some of the Potters' old school friends so they can tell Harry about James and Lily.
Just, Professor Black and Harry becoming a family no matter what!!!!
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gabby give me some of your regulus raising Harry thoughts please :) to distract you from wanting to kill urself
anon let me tell you this ask just made me burst out laughing sure I'll give you some of my thoughts
There's the case of Regulus coming into Harry's life later in life which I have written about... but I quite like myself some Regulus being with Harry from the start and that's what I'll talk about.
I don't see Regulus wanting to have kids at first, he thinks he'll never have them and will never want anything to do with them. Though I don't think it's him necessarily not "wanting" kids, I think it's very complicated and kinda twists up inside himself. (though I have written a Regulus who has never and will never want kids and I love that idea too) I think he's scared of bringing a child into this world and raising it, doing right by it. He doesn't think he's fit for it. It's a combination of many things that could possibly change this and it depends on the au or situation.
It could be Sirius and him reconnecting with Andy and meeting Nymphadora. Even if she's not a baby when they meet I feel like being around kids would be good for Regulus. He would still have a lot to work through but he finds himself enjoying "parenting" a kid much more than he thought he would even if he isn't a parent himself. I feel like one night he'd be babysitting Nymphadora and work himself into such a bad panic attack that he has to call Sirius to come and help him because he realizes fuck i might want this and fuck what does that mean? How is he meant to be a parent when his parents never showed him.
I also love teacher Reg (as we know) and I feel like his students would be an equal substitute instead. Being around them would make him think about it.
Anyway! Once Regulus has Harry he is very... stressed about everything. He doesn't do good with punishments and he gives Harry everything he wants which is something they obviously have to work on and James is right there next to him the entire time showing him that is is okay and they're not hurting Harry by telling him he can't have cookies right before bed.
I also don't think Regulus would want to work while having Harry, or at least he's want to work at home for the first five years or before he starts school. He'd want to be there for every moment, not strangling him but he would want to be able to comfort him when he needs it. he wants to show Harry that he's always there for him. Of course, he can do that and have his job and it's a conversation but I just feel like once they have Harry he is Regulus' top priority. Not that he's not James' but it comes out in different ways.
I also think Harry would make Regulus have little tea parties with him, or something similar. Harry would have a little kitchen set and he'd sit Regulus down at a little table he simply can't fit at and take his order. Regulus would give in to everything he wants with the widest smile on his face, and James would take so many fucking pictures of them. Regulus would get all embarrassed but James would look at them all the time he can't help it.
I've been talking for a while, but lastly I don't think Regulus would want Harry playing Quidditch. I know there's the whole argument between James and Reg about what position Harry would be... but if I'm being honest Regulus' vote would go for not on the team at all. Obviously he would support him but he knows exactly what goes into Quidditch and the injuries that could happen and he would want to put his foot down so bad and force Harry to not try out. The only reason he doesn't is because James convinces him Harry deserves to be involved in the things he loves, even the terrifying ones.
Regulus would have a heart attack when he found out Harry got on the Quidditch team at 11, and would want to kill James for being over the moon about it.
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