#Harry Potter in german

[itsagrummel]

just a normal day on german twitter with this tweet by El Hotzo

Harry Potter:

arrogant celeb

goes to a posh school in a castle in England

did not learn something proper

needed 7 books to kill the villain

Krabat:

normal dude

works at a mill in Lusatia

based apprenticeship as a miller

1 book, quick work with the villain

[a-great-tragedy]

Marauders quotes as conversations I’ve had

Sirius: *Incoherent mumbling in French*

Remus: What??

Regulus: He’s basically saying fuck you in French

Remus: *Turns to Sirius* Well, fuck you- in English!

[shiftingtomydrs]

I just found out you can only go to hogwarts if you're from the uk or Ireland... well there goes me living in Germany I guess, gonna have to move my family to the uk now 🙄🫡

[cowboylikeyouu]

i feel so sorry for non-germans like wdym you didn’t grow up with coldmirror??????

[queen-of-wisdom]

Oh yes I love Pörsi Jäkson, Ännabäf Tschäjs, Häjsel Levesk, Kätnis Erverdien, Häri Potter (also known as Harald Töpfer), Stefan Gränt, Änäkin Skeiwolker and Billi Bätsen, why?

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

can someone draw regulus, in a oversized hoodie, drinking a juice box, with Sirius as Padfoot next to him sitting and getting stroked on the head by him?

[lemongrass77777-moved]

the way the movies deprived us of newfie Padfoot…

[denmark-street]

Look at this:

Coming in 2024 in Germany.

[black-occamy]

Goodest Gryffindor boy.

Progress vid below 👇

Without the scarf, scarf was added separately xD

[soupyloopyx]

janes: remmy just said “bloody mary” janes: whut does that mean Gingerr: It means you’re dumb janes: fuck off u british people are weird Gingerr: YOU’RE LITERALLY MORE BRITISH THAN ME janes: UM ACTUALLY IM 1/8TH GERMAN SO Gingerr: I’M A QUARTER SWEDISH janes: ........... im 1/8th german Gingerr: Go to Tesco janes: yes my love <3 Gingerr: Die janes: no my love <3

[raven23anna]

Two days ago I remembered Krabat existed and now I remember how this book had me hooked as a teen in school. The story just sucks you in and I remember being amazed, enchanted and horrified at the same time. I'm amazed that a book like this exists. The analysis options are seemingly endless. There's so much symbolism to umpack. And Wikipedia said Otfried Preußler was processing his time in the Hitler Youth in Krabat and every word I'm thinking how and where? Like what does the magic stand for? What is Lyschko's role and meaning as a snitch ? What's with the war against sweden? Also it's only men in this story and I'm thinking about how that is also important somehow? It's almost like a fraternity kind of situation, with all the rituals involved and I never thought about this but working in manual labor kinda does this to you? Also the dualism between women only communities and men only communities and the dualism between christianity and black magic? Also thinking about work and work communities, the themes of fair work conditions, but also how working closely together can give you a sense of belonging...also the benefits and detriments of strict hierarchy in work communities/organizations. As a person who worked in a kitchen as an apprentice in the hundreds year old german apprenticeship system I appreciate the vague villinification of the boss and the weird emotional dynamics at play. Also how his trauma with the death of his friend resulted in pain and suffering for his apprentices? This book can be interpreted in a socialist way and in a non socialist way, it has so much to say about morals, culture, colonialism, society etc. It has so much to say about emotions, relationship and life, how to handle emotions as a man in a men only setting and how NOT to. It's just not brainy at all you just kinda get it? And it's literally just the german Harry Potter??? And I don't understand why just because of it's simple writing we only read it once in seventh grade and not later because the analysis options are fruitful and endless. I'm literally so impressed by the depth and sheer viceral quality of this book.

[dernisseznirp]

Egal, auf jeden Fall erlaube ich hiermit allen auf Tumblr mich zu duzen.

[made-by-moon]

I need a fic where the marauders argue over what kind of alcohol is the best. Remus would state that whiskey is superior, although he secretly enjoys sweet wine/drinks much more (Pads knows that, gives him a side eye). Sirius and James, at the beginning, would both say red wine, but when James starts to praise his mother's homemade sangria, they would end up screaming at each other like their life depends on it. Just when Lily or other responsible individual was about to break them apart, Peter would say that beer is the best. They all stare at him silently as if he grew a second head...after that they all agreed to never bring this subject up again.

[bagerfluff]

Gryffindor = Orange Cat

Slytherin = Black Cat

Hufflepuff = Golden Retriever

Ravenclaw = German Shepherd

Reblog if you agree

[slytherin-and-hufflepuff-in-life]

Hufflepuff: *shows Slytherin a joke about Germans*

Slytherin and Hufflepuff: *at the same time* Did you send to him?/Should I send it to him?

Both: *starts laughing*

[lunastar92]