#Hardy daddy

[price-is-dreamy]

[potter-solomons]

Giggle box.

To this.

[sweater-guys]

Tom Hardy in a cardigan?

YES PLEASE!!!

[effrayantis]

Tom Hardy

[funtasticworld]

HAPPY 67TH ANNIVERSARY TO HANNA-BARBERA!

[rayslittlekitten]

Okay this alone (context is irrelevant) made me feel things. Am I back on my Tom Hardy bullshit?

[ninja-potato-shelby-solomons]

Alfie? Is that you, Daddy?

#oh eddie how I've missed you and your alien goo boyfriend

[leenieweenie12]

Soft daddy sweater Tom, anyone? I just wanna snuggle with him 🥹

[tomhardysurinal]

[alfiestreacle]

fuck. slicked back hair + eyebrow slit + all-black suit with a peek of his hairy chest and tattoos. fuck.

Lord have mercy on me 🥵🥴

[potter-solomons]

Johnny boy.

*brass knuckle daddy*

[sweater-guys]

Tom HARDY

[suspiramy]

I <3 my daddies

[siremasterlawrence]

Biker’s, Banging & Shit

Part 1 - 3

The sound of the motorcycle engines are in a loud, roaring and soaring sound breaking through the Woodlawn areas as they come in through the room as they pass by my home once more. It is one night in the wee hours of midnight I step out of my house to get some air blow into my nostrils and film me up to the brim with everything that makes me health and happier. One in particular stops cold as he parks his motorcycle on the side walk in a fit of fury as he looks at me with this powerful intense fierceness in his eyes as they begin to spark at me and all I can see his eyes glint upward slipping of the motorcycle bike as he steps on to the sidewalk to the end of the steps as he climbs up to meet me halfway on top of the staircase.I am so confused at the moment as he is in a state of a power trip making his way to the top of the staircase watching over me with this evil glare as I begin to back up to the wall of my home and in the moment he comes face to face with me as I want to runaway and escape the drama but I felt compelled to deal with him in the way that I choose. Something is very crazy as he walks up to the wall pins me down placing my hand on to the wall as he leans in to me our lips match each other. He kisses me as I take my hand so slowly leaving it on his waist as I yank him closer till our bodies as in form him laying on me as we kiss making out over time it felt natural.

“Wait! Wish! What are you doing here?”

“I saw you from across the street as I eased in here.”

“Is that supposed to be some kind of metaphor?”

“Non intentional”

“I magically found you!”

“I am drawn to be with you “

“I can’t stop thinking about you “

“It is one kiss “

“Do you even know what you are doing?”

“I am about to claim you”

“Fuck off!”

“Listen to me nerd or else “

“Or else what?”

“Let me into your home”

“Who do you think you are ?”

“The man of your dreams “

“I’ll make a bet with you “

“What kind of bet?”

“If I win then you are mine”

“And if I win?”

“You can come in”

“Let’s do it then”

“You will be sorry”

“As if! I am real man “

“I dare you to stare into my eyes”

“Feel the cool air encircling you “

“Easily captivating you “

“You can’t look away “

“It takes one moment a simple kiss”

“Take the dive and lose yourself “

“You said that you could get in my head but you…” he says as his voice starts to slow down.

“You thought I failed huh? Tsk tsk” I say while wagging my finger.

“Jerk off” he is swearing stopping cold as he froze in time.

“Name calling? How feeble” the man adds up cusping his chin.

“Let’s commence…puppet mode “

“Look at you at my command ready to jump with a snap of a finger.”

“Face me! Listen to me every singer word”

“You can feel me he sensation of crackling thunder purge your nerves.

“Your mind fades to the back”

“My words swirling in your mind”

“You want to fight but are to weak”

“You are not a rough man has a pussy “

“Tough man don’t shake”

“They cry “

“They are not a massive muscled bitch”

“You love the touch of my hand”

“Press of my lips “

“My body crawling on yours”

“Mmmmm….yyyyeeeesssss”

“Ffffuuuucccckkkkk!”

“Oh you like that?”

“Love it”

“Address me properly “

“Yes Master!”

“Prepare I am about to whip your ass”

“Yes Master! (Gulp!”)

“Sir Yes Sir”

The end

[glitchaxolol]

So I’m going to a wrestling con at the end of November. And I have some people I wanna get but I have no clue how much they charge. So PLEASE, if you’ve gotten an autograph from one of them or a picture with them, comment or reblog with the price! Or if you know the price of someone but they aren’t on this list, you can still share because there’s still time for them to add people!

- Billy Gunn

- Carolina Cruz/Emma Diaz, I dm’d her. Autos/selfies are $20, combo is $30!

- Danhausen

- Jeff Hardy

- Jordynne Grace

- Juice Robinson

- Kamille The Brickhouse, I dm’d her. Autos/selfies are $30, combo is $50!

- Kayla Braxton

-Lita

- Matt Riddle

- Sting(presumably expensive)

- The Acclaimed (Max Caster & Anthony Bowens)

- Toni Storm

- Xia Lee/Xia Li

- Zilla Fatu

- Allie/ The Bunny

- Jim Ross

- Joe Hendry

- Sean Waltman/X-Pac

- Thunder Rosa

Here’s some I know the price of:

-Kevin Owens $40 pic or auto, $60 combo

-Matt Hardy $80 combo

-Ric Flair $100 pic or auto

-MJF $60 pic or auto, $100 combo

-Nic Nemeth $80 combo

REMEMBER, AUTO PRICES CAN VARY DEPENDING ON THE CON!!! (Like a popular/unpopular con)

[blacksupremacy86]

The New Man Of The House - Universe

In honor of my 3,000 followers as of yesterday

Why is it after I finally get my shit together in life it’s in a newly created neighborhood of a certain style like never existed before in this world.

The head of this neighborhood lives in the center of the area proudly dressed in a tight two piece suit, dress shirt, and black shiny shoes to boot.

Patrick is his name the head of this inventive neighborhood invites me over for a welcome drink and i cross the street knocking on his door he opens it.

I enter the hallway as the door shuts close in my face I feel a shift in the air and he offers me a drink glass cup of ice tea taking a sip between his lips.

He tells me I can take a seat in the living room which I do, I snap my finger in a whiff of his scent, and I notice him return to the room.

I am pretty evil at the moment checking all of the corners he sits down, I manage to dig out a new blend of Hypno drops I pour a few in my hand.

His toaster oven goes off alerting him to take out the goodness of dinner he prepares

for us happily I pop the fork off dropping in a few pills.

I twist the cork closer tightening it removing it into my palms and then shaking it up in the air as the alcoholic beverages mixes

all together.

He returns to my side sliding in the seat next to him he sighs heavily with dirty and super withering hands grabbing the bottle then he flips the top off.

The bottle lifts curling in between his lips as they close around it taking a sip of the drink I can see it burn down his throat I can see it get to work.

Narrowing, constricting and releasing all in one go downing it there is a buzzing reality type of situation causing his body going in to a state of shock.

He froze instinctively by a short, small and an odd stimulating response touching him to the side and I laugh waving I hand in his face.

My hand moves faster like the wind tapping his tiny head hitting him on impact as he fell back into the couch and I shut down the house.

The window blinds drop, doors lock and the window shut throughout the house leaving us utter alone the place is so dark but perfect.

I walk into the kitchen taking the well done meat, finish the rice and completed the rest of the meal and I let the aroma fills through the home.

I notice upon my return Patrick is awoken in heat from his deep slumber his clothes are spread onto every surface and he his drunk off his ass.

Music on playing loudly, dancing and blindly singing his next rock and roll song jumping up and down as he slid across the floor in his underwear.

He does some more dancing smiling at me he can’t believe it the smell of such delicious food hits his nose thralling his senses I hand him a bottle.

“What you don’t know mother fucker.”

“Mwahahahahaha…mother fucker”

“I need you to do me a favor “

“Use all of these seasoning”

“On every inch of your food”

“Only the food on your plate”

“Yyyeeesss! Whatever you wish!”

“I won’t displease you “

“Hurry your ass up”

“Stand still bitch”

“My hand is about to have a adventure “

“We can eat after “

“All I deserve is you “

“All I need to give me nutrients “

“Is me?”

“You are hilarious “

“Hardly”

“I am your maker”

Daddy is no longer home I think that is very clear to me I think as he gobbles down his dinner.

J let him continue to surprise me once more in a frantic motion he falls to his knees in awe of me.

He belts a toon reaching for a remote to use like a microphone singing in repeat a whole a cd worth of songs.

A minute ago he would look at me with a lot disgusting facial expression on his face in an overwhelming feat.

His body slips in between my legs rubbing my knees down my legs to under his feet and he inhales it.

He sucks my toes up along with kissing and licking them up in every inch and crevice of it.

“What the fuck?”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Oh! Hey son”

“That’s all you have to say”

“Explanation now”

“Charlie help him”

“Fine!”

“Get over here”

“Dad! Why?”

“Ssssshhhhh! Relax”

“Mwahahahahaha “

“Did I do well sir?”

Apparently he mixed a few of the pills and the seasoning in advance to make a nice serum concoction.

The needle digs injecting under his skin in a state of bliss he is instantly dropping into a deep sleep.

Eyes falling back into his eye sockets they closes causing his body to fully collapse in his arms.

“Oh Master! He is ready”

“Stuff his face full”

“Yes Sire”

“Chew it up bitch”

“Yyyyuuuummmm”

“Fucker”

“Master the army brat walks in”

“My brother”

“You two”

“Hide behind the door”

“Hello Henry!”

“Stand down I have a gun”

“Mwahahahahaha “

“Guys make use of him”

“Dad hold him”

“What are you two doing ?”

“You smell good kiddo”

“That’s gay Dad”

“Wow! I raised a weakling”

“More like a bitch”

“I am not either! Let me go”

“This won’t hurt then”

“NO STOP!”

“Uuuugggghhh…uuuughhh….ooooohhhh….aaahhhh”

“Hey bro!”

“What are you doing here?”

“Why should I not be?”

“It’s my work”

“Fuck that!”

“Shut up and kneel”

“Bro!”

“I said kneel”

“Inject me”

“Hold him”

“Bro’s stop”

“ZIP IT!”

“Aaaaahhhhhh!”

“That hurts”

“Grow a pair”

“Bastard”

“Nighty night”

“Sleepy time”

The end