#Hannover 96

[bundeslihaha]

Bundeslihaha: 2. Bundesliga, 1st to 6th place (WIP)

I don't know if I'll ever finish this since I am (sadly, for my own sake) planning to narrow my focus to just the men's 1. Bundesliga (cause disability really is disabling... insert shocked pikachu meme) xD

Karlsruhe stuck between Hannover and his bf Hamburger SV is like 😅 also Fortuna not yet sad from losing the play-off against Bochum xp

More musings under the cut :3

and also I don't have designs for several clubs yet and some others I don't really like. Honestly with Paderborn's haircut being similar to current Freiburg's I have a thought of giving Freiburg wavy/curly hair again. or maybe giving Paderborn wavy/curly hair, why not? Hansa's design definitely will get a revamp.

I also want to play with the "rivals have opposite designs" thing with not just Pauli/Werder and HSV, but also Nuernberg and Fuerth, plus Hannover and Braunschweig, cause their old designs aren't complementary enough. I might also think about Karlsruhe and Stuttgart too... hmm.... or just Karlsruhe and Kaiserslautern? But I don't think I can or want to make all of them fit a pattern xD

Making the body types and heights varied and fitting the club's situation also is a challenge but I definitely want that. :D

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[spieltagslyrik]

Einbruchstimmung (oder was immer auch das Gegenteil von Aufbruchstimmung ist)

Das frühe Tor zum Sieg gemacht Hannover tat's mehr wollen Schalke hat nichts nach vorn gebracht Der Kees kam nicht ins Rollen

[jc]

Kommentar #H96FCN: K.o. nach Punkten

Hannover 96 2:0 1. FC Nürnberg

🥅 1:0 Halstenberg (Foulelfmeter, 79., Neumann) ⚽️ 2:0 Momuluh (80., Kunze)

In der ersten Halbzeit erwies sich Hannover als überlegen, während der Club Schwierigkeiten im Spielaufbau hatte und immer wieder früh den Ball verlor. Bereits nach wenigen Sekunden setzte Emreli ein erstes Ausrufezeichen, doch ansonsten dominierte Hannover mit klaren Feldvorteilen. Keeper Reichert hielt mit herausragenden Paraden die Null, besonders gegen Tresoldi und Ngankam. Trotz anhaltenden Drucks stabilisierte sich die Abwehr im Verlauf der ersten 45 Minuten etwas und gefährliche Szenen der Gastgeber wurden seltener. Ein torloses Unentschieden zur Pause war vor allem der starken Defensivarbeit und den Reflexen von Reichert zu verdanken.

Nach dem Seitenwechsel präsentierte sich Nürnberg verbessert und gestaltete die Partie offener, konnte aber die Joker von Hannover nicht entscheidend stoppen. Momuluh brachte Schwung ins Spiel der Gastgeber, und nach einem unglücklichen Foul von Serra verwandelte Halstenberg den fälligen Elfmeter. Kurz darauf erhöhte Momuluh auf 2:0. Trotz eines späten Aufbäumens mit guten Chancen von Castrop und Pick blieb es bei der Niederlage. Die verbesserte Leistung in der zweiten Halbzeit zeigt jedoch, dass der Club durchaus Potenzial hat, das im nächsten Spiel gegen Preußen Münster abgerufen werden muss. Muss, denn es weht ein eisiger Wind durch den Arbeitsvertrag von Miroslav Klose.

Aufstellung FCN: Reichert – Karafiat, Knoche, Seidel – Villadsen (89. Pick), Danilo Soares (89. Yilmaz), Jander, Castrop, Justvan, Schleimer (59. Lubach) – Emreli (75. Serra) Letzte 10 Pflichtspiele: S–N–☀️–N–S–🏆S–U–N–S–N–N (BL-Saison: 2 S, 1 U, 4 N) Tabellenplatz: 14 ↓11 (7 Punkte, –6 Tore) Relegationsabstände: ↑ –8, ↓ +2 Nächstes Spiel: Samstag, 05.10., 13:00 Uhr, gg.

Preußen Münster (H)

(Original unter: https://1ppm.de/2024/10/kommentar-h96fcn-k-o-nach-punkten/)

[yodaprod]

CeBIT '96, Hannover (1996)

[thommi-tomate]

People about Thomas pt3

Sepp Maier:

What impresses you about Thomas Müller?

I'm hugely impressed that he has stayed at FC Bayern for his entire career, just as I did. What more could you ask for? He's won everything there is to win with FC Bayern. Thomas is FC Bayern through and through, and that's the right thing to do. He even played in the club's youth ranks.

You celebrated success with another famous Müller in your team, is Thomas as difficult for a goalkeeper to predict as Gerd was?

Them are two completely different types: Thomas moves all over the field, our Gerd was dangerous inside the box like nobody else. Thomas also makes assists, which wasn't Gerd's specialty, to be honest. But they both have something in common: Thomas belongs to the list of the great FC Bayern players, just like Gerd or Franz Beckenbauer, or whatever they were called in our ероса.

Ron-Robert Zieler:

The first time I played against Bayern München in March 2011, we won with Hannover 96. We left the pitch with a 3-1 victory. I was given Thomas Müller's shirt, whom I'd already known for six or seven years at the time. We had played together under Bernd Stöber in the U-16 national team.

The shirt - Thomas, I hope you'll forgive me - is currently in a storage room that my wife and I have rented. We've moved so many times in the last few years, six in eight years, that we've decided to leave everything we don't need in storage until we have time to unpack everything into a permanent home once our careers are over. Then I will also - I promise - take out the Müller jersey, even though he wasn't exactly my favorite opponent. I conceded 45 goals in games against Bayern Munich. Nine of them came from him. But if there's anyone you can't be angry with for long, it's Thomas Müller.

He was already a dodderer when we met in 2004. Even then he reminded me of a Skydancer, those funny figures that move strangely when a little wind blows on them from below. Thomas is like that too. Unconventional in his movements. He is a horror for goalkeepers. From his movements, it's impossible to know which way his shot will go.

The best goals Thomas scored for me were in Brazil in 2014. In some training sessions he outplayed me; I was there in goal alongside Manuel Neuer and Roman Weidenfeller. But he was good. Maybe I gave him a bit of confidence so that he could score five such unforgettable goals on our way to the World Cup title.

All the best for the future, dear Thomas. And even if you and I never meet again on the pitch (unless the Cup draw dictates otherwise), I invite you to try to score against any other fellow goalkeeper more times than against me. Without complaining, I would let this unglamorous record of goals conceded pass.

Felix Zwayer:

I can't remember how many times I've had the honor of whistling Thomas Müller throughout his career. But it has (almost) always been a great pleasure. Thomas is a true professional, and you can tell that he is also aware of the referee's point of view. That makes for an honest and open dialogue on the pitch.

Last season I had an experience with him that I found very respectful: After losing the game in Leverkusen at the beginning of February, he came to see me despite the huge disappointment, thanked me for the way I had conducted the game and said goodbye in a very polite manner. Not everyone manages to do that in a situation like that. I was very impressed. Overall, I think I've noticed a clear evolution in the league over the years: Before, people just talked, communicated and sometimes complained. Today, the comments are much more professional and also more selective, and the conversations are held at the same level.

What always impresses me most about Thomas when I see him on the field is that he is a great motivator, he leads the way, sets an example and involves his teammates. That also shows as a referee. He is simply a great leader on and off the field.

[realmadridnews]

Official announcement

Joselu has signed a two-year contract with Al-Gharafa SC.

In 2009, he joined Real Madrid Castilla from Celta Vigo and spent the next two seasons on loan at his former club. During the 2011/2012 season, he played a crucial role in Castilla's promotion to the Segunda Division. Joselu made his first-team debut for Real Madrid in 2011, scoring the final goal in an 8:1 victory against UD Almería. For the 2012/2013 season, he was loaned to German club TSG Hoffenheim, and a year later, he was sold to Hannover 96 for €5 million. Over the subsequent years, he played for Stoke City, Deportivo La Coruna, Newcastle United, Deportivo Alaves, and RCD Espanyol, all while dreaming of returning to Real Madrid.

On July 1, 2023, Joselu's dream came true. With Benzema's departure, Real Madrid needed a striker and decided to loan Joselu from RCD Espanyol. Although he was not a regular starter, he made a significant impact. He played 49 matches, scored 17 goals—including a crucial brace against Bayern Munich in the Champions League semifinals—and provided three assists. His efforts helped Real Madrid secure their 15th Champions League title, along with the La Liga title and the Supercopa de Espana.

Real Madrid showed interest in keeping Joselu for another year, but after signing strikers Endrick and Mbappe, Joselu chose to move to Qatar.

Thank you, Joselu, for an amazing season. Good luck in the future!

[bundeslihaha]

Bundeslihaha 2023/24: Doodles

(also posted on my instagram, FeuerVerse)

featuring Hannover 96 (he/him), Hamburger SV (he/him), Hertha BSC (she/her), VfL Bochum (she/her), Werder Bremen (he/him), Eintracht Frankfurt (he/she, idc), and FC St. Pauli (they/them).

Notes below the cut.

Top left: Hannover and Hamburg kissing (sketch... maybe i'll finish it someday QwQ)

Top middle: old man Hamburg design (congrats if you like DILFs!) also he wears glasses because it's the Hamburg Curse of not having good eyes (St Pauli too) (this isn't serious. the Hamburg Curse is not canon... yet? idk honestly. Canon isn't real :3)

Top right: Hamburg and Bochum (she's full of whimsy and he's not. that's just true)

Middle: Werder Bremen with long hair, Hertha BSC with 1950s hair, and a feminine or maybe female Eintracht Frankfurt (but I also like the idea of a drag queen male SGE, neonm1ce inspired me with that owo)

Bottom right: 3 St Pauli designs, cause I can't decide. Also they're doomed to only have one eye I think. Because pirates. Or maybe they just do that so they're better at seeing in the dark :p The rightmost FCSP is the design I used for most of Bundeslihaha. I can't imagine them with short hair or spiky hair at all. So they always have long hair that goes downwards. idk why xd

Bottom left: Werder with short hair (I prefer this over the long hair cause the long one looks too much like Wolfsburg xD)

[spieltagslyrik]

Der Joselu war Kanes Schicksal

Puh Joselu Ein schwäb'scher Bu Zerstört den Traum im Nu Bei Hannover einst Legende Schafft kurz vor Ende noch die Wende Für Madrid Man leidet mit Denn Harry Kane Bleibt titellos, kann's nicht versteh'n

[jc]

Kommentar #H96FCN: Auf Hui folgt Pfui

Hannover 96 3:0 1. FC Nürnberg

⚽️ 1:0 Nielsen (6., Leopold) ⚽️ 2:0 Nielsen (38., Köhn) ⚽️ 3:0 Teuchert (90+2., Voglsammer)

War schon klar, dass der Club nicht gegen Hannover gewinnen wird, schließlich redeten nach dem Rückrunden-Auftaktsieg die ersten schon wieder vom Aufstieg. Aber dass wir so kampf- und ideenlos das Spiel hergeben, damit war nicht zu rechnen.

Der Club startete mit der Erfolgself vom letzten Spieltag. Aber sie zeigte in Hannover ein völlig anderes Gesicht. Die Gastgeber hingegen legte ab dem Anpfiff los wie die Feuerwehr. Bereits in der 6. Minute gerieten wir in Rückstand, als Nielsen einen Freistoß von Leopold ins Tor verlängerte. Der Club fand überhaupt keinen Zugriff zum Spiel und durfte sich ein ums andere Mal beim Aluminium bedanken, dass es nicht schneller und deutlicher auf der Anzeigetafel wurde. In Minute 38 erhöhte dann abermals Nielsen zum 2:0-Pausenstand. Nichts deutete darauf hin, dass der Club den Rückstand aufholen könnte.

Fiél wechselte zur zweiten Halbzeit gleich vier Mal aus. Genutzt hat es nichts. Dass nur noch ein weiterer Gegentreffer zu verzeichnen war – Ex-Glubberer Teuchtert versenkte noch einen zum Spielabschluss – war eher Hannover zu verdanken, die merkten, dass sie sich keine große Mühe mehr geben mussten, um diese drei Punkte zuhause zu behalten.

Aufstellung FCN: Klaus – Valentini (46. Gyamerah), Marquez, Horn, Brown – Flick, Castrop (46. Geis), Goller (46. Wekesser), Uzun, Okunuki (46. Schleimer) – Andersson (73. Kania) Letzte 10 Pflichtspiele: 🏆S–N–S–N–N–🏆N–S–N–S–N (BL-Saison: 8 S, 3 U, 8 N) Tabellenplatz: 9 ↓7 (27 Punkte, –9 Tore) Relegationsabstände: ↑ –8, ↓ +7 Nächstes Spiel: Samstag, 3. Februar, 13:00 Uhr, gg. Osnabrück (H)

(Original unter: https://1ppm.de/2024/01/2324-h96fcn/)

[torunarigha]

24.11.23 hannover 96 v. hertha bsc: 2:2

first game i've seen in a WHILE! either in person or on a screen. i couldn't believe i got to see two whole goals happen right in front of me!!!! i screamed so much it was amazing. i was a bit stressed by the ✨stimmung✨ because my friend was with me and she's less into the whole football fan scene but in the end i think she enjoyed it in the end. certainly a story that the ultras made the game stop while we had great front row seats for the whole thing. all in all, a good experience :D

[bayernforlife]

After St. Pauli became the first Bundesliga club to leave X today, describing the social media site as a “hate machine” since the Elon Musk takeover and expressing concern that it may influence the outcome of the forthcoming German election, several German clubs are watching the developments critically and are not ruling out leaving the platform too. Bayer Leverkusen said they would look closely to see whether the platform was actively interfering with the algorithms in order to achieve political impact. If that were to be the case and the club found that presenting itself on the platform had negative effects, the German champions would leave. Wolfsburg said: "We are monitoring the current situation surrounding Twitter/X and Elon Musk very critically. We want to reach our target group without influence and provide added value for VfL and the Bundesliga. The radicalization of the content, the clear orientation towards the right, and of course Musk's work in American politics mean that we are considering leaving the network more intensively than ever. We will make a decision on this in the near future." Hannover 96 says it has been monitoring the situation “very closely and critically” for a while but will remain on the platform for the time being. Stuttgart, Leipzig, FC Augsburg, Bremen, and Hoffenheim have made similar statements. A sportschau investigation before the US election had already shown that almost all clubs were critical of X under Musk's leadership, but they needed the platform for reach. The press spokespeople then coordinated with each other. The general consensus is: as long as there's no alternative, many simply cannot afford to do without X. [BILD] November 15, 2024 at 01:04PM via Instagram https://instagr.am/p/DCYkB6IBT0F/

[hotnew-pt]

Hanover não tem chance - Elversberg surpreende o próximo time principal #ÚltimasNotícias #Alemanha

Hot News A partir de: 11 de novembro de 2024, 12h O SV Elversberg continua a ser o terror dos favoritos da promoção na 2ª Bundesliga – e poderá em breve ser um deles nesta forma. Desta vez, o líder da liga Hannover 96 foi vítima de uma vitória por 3-1 (2-0). Os gols da equipe vencedora foram marcados por Elias Baum (10 minutos), o destacado Fisnik Asllani (45º + 5º) e Muhammed Damar (49º). 2:2…

[thommi-tomate]

Current movements at FCB

FC Bayern:

Vincent Kompany (Contract until 2027)

Hiroki Itô (Buy for €23.5M, contract until 2028)

Aleksandar Pavlovic (Contract extension until 2029)

Josip Stanisić (Contract extension until 2029)

Arijon Ibrahimovic (Contract extension until 2027)

Frans Krätzig (On loan to VfB Stuttgart)

Lovro Zvonarek (On loan to Sturm Graz)

Paul Wanner (On loan to Heidenheim)

Michael Olise (Buy for €53M, contract until 2029)

FC Bayern Frauen:

Karolína Lea Vilhjálmsdóttir (Contract extension until 2026 and loaned to Leverkusen for another season)

Emilie Bragstad (Sold to Leverkusen)

Ena Mahmutovic (contract until 2027)

Ina Timmermann (Sold to Ingolstadt 04)

Lena Oberdorf (Arrived after being purchased last winter)

FC Bayern Campus:

Johannes Schenk (Sold to Preußen Münster)

Maximilian Hennig (Contract extension until 2027 and loaned to SpVgg Unterhaching)

Nestory Irankunda (Arrived after being purchased last winter)

Timo Kern (Contract extension until 2025)

Hyunju Lee (Contract extension until 2027 and loaned to Hannover 96)

Jakob Mayer (Sold to VSG Altglienicke)

Hannes Heilmair (contract until 2027)

Max Scholze (Contract extension until 2027 and loaned to SC Verl)

Armindo Sieb (contract until 2027 and loaned to Mainz 05)

Chivano Wijks (Buy from Feyenoord Academy, contract until 2027)

Guido Della Rovere (Buy from Cremonese, contract until 2027)

Ritsy Hülsmann (On loan to St. Pölten)

Yusuf Kabadayi (Sold to Augsburg for €900.000)

Cassiano Kiala (Buy from Hertha Berlin)

Michael Matosevic (Buy from SV Ried)

[realmadridnews]

Official announcement

Real Madrid used the clause in Joselu's loan deal and signed the player for 1,5 million €.

In 2009, he joined Real Madrid Castilla from Celta Vigo and spent the next two seasons on loan at his former club. During the 2011/2012 season, he played a crucial role in Castilla's promotion to the Segunda División. Joselu made his first-team debut for Real Madrid in 2011, scoring the final goal in an 8:1 victory against UD Almería. For the 2012/2013 season, he was loaned to German club TSG Hoffenheim, and a year later, he was sold to Hannover 96 for €5 million. In the following years, he played for Stoke City, Deportivo La Coruna, Newcastle United, Deportivo Alaves, and RCD Espanyol, all while dreaming of returning to Real Madrid.

On July 1, 2023, Joselu's dream came true. With Benzema's departure, Real Madrid needed a striker and decided to loan Joselu from RCD Espanyol. Though he was not a regular starter, he made a significant impact. He played 49 matches, scored 17 goals—including a crucial brace against Bayern Munich in the Champions League semifinals—and provided three assists. His efforts helped Real Madrid secure their 15th Champions League title, along with the La Liga title and the Supercopa de Espana.

According to media reports, this move is intended to facilitate Joselu's transfer to the Qatari club Al-Gharafa SC. Real Madrid is expected to sell the striker to Al-Gharafa SC for €1.5 million without profiting from the transaction. This arrangement is designed to ensure Joselu's smooth transfer to Qatar and likely secure him better earnings due to the low transfer fee, which would have been higher if negotiated by RCD Espanyol.

Previous team: RCD Espanyol (loaned to Real Madrid)

Age: 34

Position: Forward

Height: 1,92 m

Matches played last season: 49

Goals scored last season: 17

[bundeslihaha]

Bundeslihaha 2023/24: The HSV Boyfriends 💙💚

(also posted on my instagram, FeuerVerse)

Hannover 96's women's team won the Niedersachsen Derby vs. Eintracht Braunschweig! ✨ I live in my own timeline where I'll have a comic idea for a derby that's long past. Godspeed 💚

Hannover is with his old design. But Hamburg uses the new design. He looks like Frank Sinatra if he was really pale xD

Transcript:

Hannover: (cheering, hands in the air) "Derbysieger, Derbysieger, Hey! Hey! 96 Derbysieger Hey! Hey! Eat that, Braunsch- Hamburg: (confused, sitting on sofa) "Wait, I thought the derby was a goalless draw?" Hannover: (leaning on the sofa's backrest with a grin) "For my boys? Sure. But my girls won 2-1. Aren't they awesome?" Hamburg: (leaning forward towards Hannover and touching his cheek flirtily) "Of course, darling, they're yours, after all 💙"