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The person who knows Steve the most is Tommy. The party is annoyed every time they are confronted with this fact, because sure. They know Steve’s favorite songs and his hair care routine, but Tommy knows that too. He also knows that Steve is allergic to aspirin.
Nancy and Jonathan are standing in the middle of Melvin’s arguing about painkillers because neither can remember what Steve asked for, and decide to just grab one. They all do the same thing anyways, right? Wrong.
Nancy barely has the bottle off the shelf when it’s grabbed out of her hand, “Wow, Wheeler. Breaking his heart isn’t good enough? You wanna kill him now too? Get Tylenol.”
Steve calls Dustin up and is kinda whiny until he agrees to go to his house and watch movies. He doesn’t want to do this. He makes it clear that he doesn’t. Like, an hour and a half in, there’s a knock at the door.
It’s Tommy with a birthday cake that his mom made and insisted he drop off. Dustin didn’t even know it was Steve’s birthday. They’ve known each other for two years.
Tommy is roaming the shelves as Family Video, rolling his eyes about Steve befriending Eddie ‘The Freak’ Munson and a band geek and how loudly they are just dicking off at the counter. Theyre snacking on brownies Robin brought in, and then he hears a wheeze.
Then panic. Then the thump of a body on the floor. Then without even thinking, he’s pulling an epi-pen out of his pocket and jabbing it into Steve’s thigh. Of course his ‘friends’ have no idea about his peanut allergy. Of course.
Steve has the presence of mind to blurt out, “Is that expired?”
“I don’t freaking know!” Tommy snaps, and then snaps his fingers in front of Steve’s face when his eyes start to droop. “Hey, stay awake until the ambulance gets here.”
“Am’lance?”
“Yeah, the ambulance,” He says, turning to Steve’s friends. “You did call an ambulance.”
And Eddie and Robin are like, “Yes” as they slowly back up to go do that.
#Steve ‘chronic undersharer’ Harrington and his former BFF Tommy ‘I was there so I know’ Hagan#Sure they could’ve just drove Steve to the hospital but Tommy just injected him with a three year old epipen. he’s not taking chances#I love a former friendship that ended bitterly#and I wish ST would’ve done more with it#steve harrington#tommy hagan#stranger things
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plaything • onyakopon - kinktober part two
“..let’s roleplay, wear a disguise..”
kink: cosplay kink
📝: plus size black reader, bondage, use of multiple toys, sex tape, squirting, missionary, latex + leather, collar/leash, throatfucking, breeding, rough-ish themes, dom ony
📃: I don’t know how long it’ll take me to do these but I’m determined to finish lmao!
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“You know you look good as fuck, right?..” a deep tone grumbled from behind the lens of a mounted iPhone as a beam of light glared directly at you. A sheepish smile would stretch across your once made up face, along with a playful giggle.
“You think so?”
“You gone make me nut just lookin’ at you, baby. Imma fuck the shit out of you..”
his words seemed to trail off into a pitiful moan as the male stroked his erect cock to the sight of you. That lengthy member, seeping with precum and saliva from the tip after relentlessly assaulting your throat as you head lies upside down from the edge of the bed. The sensation of gliding back and forth inside of that constricting, wet warmth; mimicking that of your insides was enough to drive him insane. Feeling your mouth and lips wrap around that shaft and suction with pure ease was unreal. You didn’t gag or even falter once. Granted, you couldn’t push away even if that’s what you desired. As at the moment, your hands were restrained. Along with your ankles, that were neatly separated by a steel spreader bar and your wrists hung from the center of the device. You were completely at his whim and ready for the taking.
“Then hurry uppp..I need you..quit playinggg..”
it was that whiny plea that nearly made him pound you into the mattress right then. However, he was biding his time until he could have you again. Not only did he need a moment of rest, but he needed to ensure that every second of this glorious, debaucherous footage was captured on camera! Since you and Ony began dating some months ago, the relationship had been nothing but bliss and adventure. Not only had you two grown as individuals but as a couple as well. Your friendship certainly helped to lay that foundation. He asked you to be his shortly after you guys wound up sleeping together the night before a convention. Needless to say, after he got a taste of you, he couldn’t let go…and the feeling was mutual. It was never a dull moment and having someone to share your love of geek and nerd culture with as more than a friend was the icing on the cake. The two of you often went on bookstore dates, scouring the manga section for hours, in between coffee breaks. You’d go to arcades, anime cafes that were nearby and even attended a gaming conference for his birthday, where he entered a tournament and won a thousand bucks! When you weren’t out and about, you were teaching him how to craft his own cosplays and watching him play video games. You’d even dress up and create funny TikToks together..it was a blast…
“Don’t worry, baby. I’ll give you what you need..just lay your pretty ass back and lemme take care of you, alright? And you lemme know if you start to feel uncomfortable. You remember our lil’ safe word and if you can’t talk..tap me twice and imma stop, okay?”
“Yes, baby..I understand.”
“Good girl..you know I gotta make you straight.”
but alas, your bonding time isn't limited to wholesome activities. You’d partake in some even more risqué when the chance arised. At the moment, the two of you were and had already begun doing something you never thought possible. However, when your boyfriend approached you with the idea of putting on matching cosplays, having sex and filming it just for the excitement, you couldn’t help but to laugh! You thought the idea was a little insane and granted, your sex life was incredible…this was certainly new. Prior to that night in the hotel, you were a virgin. Never being fully intimate with a man or anyone in any capacity. So to go from that to now fucking your boyfriend in a scantily clad Catwoman cosplay with the crotch torn open and breasts exposed..it was a leap. Now here he was hovering above you, dressed in a skin tight Batman getup, ready to pound you into oblivion! With your legs suspended and pushed back, Ony would position himself to align with that slit. The juices and glimmer of that slick were practically emanating off it as he tapped that cock head against your swollen clit. He’d watch in real-time as those puffy nipples stiffened from the sensation. But alas, you weren’t the only one feeling the effects.
“Fuuuck…your shit feels so good, baby. Imma nut all in this pussy. I swear..” sucking his teeth and whimpering as the friction began to take its toll. He couldn’t withstand it any longer and with a single hand placed into the center of your pudgy tummy, he’d ask if you were ready and with your consent, he’d glide in with pure ease. The way you opened up for him was as if your body were practically inviting him in. The initial pop from that mushroom tip splitting you open was oddly satisfying to your boyfriend.
And you creaming on this dick..them pretty fucking toes all white..oh my God, you know that’s my weakness...” Doting on you whilst getting acclimated and conforming you to his shape. One thing Ony never shied away from was taking a moment to tell you how much he loved you. And all of your features to boot. He’d feed you light yet deep strokes start with..watching your movements carefully to make sure glue could handle it. Once you became automatically receptive to him, he’d speed up and increase his thrusts.
“Looking sexy as hell in that outfit too…you so pretty, baby..my nasty lil’ bitch..” that deep, baritone voice singing your praises whilst those hips snapped, bucking against the once latex coated plush of your thighs. The sound of the ripple collided with your high pitched wails and his own loud grunts. Onyakopon was a man unhinged at this point and he hadn’t even broken stride yet. Naturally, it was the same reaction you garnered when the two of you had sex. It never took more than three minutes for him to swell inside of you; pushing through those constricted, warm walls and trying his damndest not to climax early.
“You like when daddy get in them fuckin’ guts?..be squeezing my shit like you don’t want me to pull out.” Chuckling as he leaned down to observe your expressions. He’d watch you writhe but also beam with excitement as his movements became a bit more fast paced. Not to mention how loudly you were moaning. Attempting to paw at him with no avail. He’d tease your most erogenous areas; lightly rubbing your clit, pinching your nipples and even tugging at that leash and collar dangling around your throat. He’d notice you’d begin to laugh and beg for more..even using language you never had prior! Which was a turn on in and of itself.
“Yes daddy, keep fucking me..make me squirt on that big dick. You got me so close!..”
“Oooh..I love when you talk back to me, mama..lemme know what you want..”
revealing as those thrusts reached yet another speed. This time, fast enough to make your breasts jiggle and the bed to jolt around underneath your bodies. Your bound legs would tremble and those once shallow breaths became deeper. You were in the midst of pure, unbridled ecstasy. “Yeeees! Right there, you so deep in this fucking pussy. I’m ‘bout to come!”
but your boyfriend had other plans in store for his precious little plaything. With this newfound element to you guys’ hobby, came an adventurous side neither of you ever thought possible. Your relationship had blossomed into one full of excitement and joy, however, curiosity was among your attributes as well. Reaching over, Ony would retrieve a purple microphone shaped device that had been sitting next to you…along with a light pink dildo and a bottle of lube. And your shiny plastic-like ensemble and signature cat eared mask were not the only accessories you were sporting. Because just below that overly stimulated hole that had been dripping with cream, was another; stuffed with a bejeweled, glittery, flower shaped anal plug. It had been serving as another tool for stimulation and perhaps, preparation for later on. But for now, watching you writhe around from an intense orgasm, courtesy of that vibrator was his top priority. With a deviant smirk plastered across that handsome face, he’d harness the toy in one wand and tug your leash with another.
“Not yet, baby..I need to hear you beg for this shit. Lemme know who this pussy belongs to. Who makin’ you feel this good...” rhetorically stating as he pressed into the center of your belly. Pressing that whirring device against your clit to add even more stimulation. Meanwhile, those thrusts would only become much more brutal…erratically paced, sharper and certainly faster. As a result, all you could produce was incoherent babble and loud whimpers. That orgasm would come barreling out at any second and you were being forced to hold it!..and he was quite unrelenting when he wanted to be.
“Unt uh..I need words. I can’t do shit with that..tell me who the fuck this pretty lil’ pussy belongs to. Right now..” it seemed that he was far past coddling and your body would reach its capacity at any minute. So as that fat cock and swollen tip penetrated those soft folds, stretching that entrance with each deep stroke, you’d muster up enough strength to provide him with a sufficient answer. “F-fuck..it’s yours..it’s your pussy, daddy..”
to which he’d respond with a satisfied smirk, leaning down to shove his tongue between your lips; aggressively kissing you before feeding you two light taps to the cheek.
“That’s my good girl..now come, baby. Squirt on that fucking dick…wet my shit up.” With that encouragement and his shaft slowly retracting from your spasming cunt, Ony would be in for quite a surprise as those juices began spraying all over his sheathed abdomen. He watched in amazement behind that mask as you curated such a beautiful mess. It was one he’d never tire of, regardless of how many times he fucked you. Your eyes would trail to the back of your skull once more whilst that bladder emptied all over your man’s costume. Naturally, he didn’t mind one bit and the satisfaction that he’d be able to rewatch the footage over again at his discretion was even better!
“You such a nasty little slut, baby. I fucking love that shit..” cooing to you as he teased that shaft against your quivering slit. Those plump lips encompassed the center of it whilst the tip resided against your swollen bud. He figured you’d had enough time to recover so that he could finish out his climax...
“I ain’t done..you said it’s mine so imma fill it up. I’m ‘bout to come all in this pussy..” one thing that you loved about Ony was how vocal he was and not shy in letting you know his desires. When he craved your body, he wasn’t shy about his desires. He’d bare himself to you in his entirety. Whether it made him look vulnerable or weak. Alas though, he’d continue pumping every inch of that girthy length into you; buried to the hilt with no plans to come up until his seed was nestled deep into your womb.
“You gone let me get you pregnant, baby?…lemme breed this pussy?..” which may as well have been rhetorical in his eyes. He was determined to see you stuffed full of those thick ropes of cum regardless! “Yes, nut in me, baby! Come in this pussy..” Burrowing over you, he would thrash his hips sporadically..beads of sweat trickling from maneuvering in this costume. He was only seconds away from exploding when he’d grasp the center of your spreader bar and slow his pace to agonizing halt.
“I’m coming!—“
suddenly, you’d feel those warm spurts of silky cum splattering throughout your womb. It was a sensation you’d never tire of and loved when he filled you up. “Oh my gosh!..yes..” tossing your head back as he released loud grunts, emptying every remnant of his sack into you. Those thick ropes spilled out when he finally withdrew his pulsating cock from between your folds. “You feel so fucking good…c’mere, lemme kiss you.” Sharing that moment of tenderness as you came down from your highs. He’d lovingly stroke your face upon letting his tongue swirl around your mouth. ”I love you, baby.” “I love you too, Ony.”
He wanted to ensure that you were okay and that he hadn’t been too rough. “Aye, lemme get these cuffs off of you for a minute so you can stretch. I don’t want you to catch a cramp.”
you couldn’t help but to giggle at his cautious and protective nature, despite trying to put you through the mattress moments ago!
“Of course, as long as you put it back on…I kinda like it.” Beaming as you uttered the statement. To which he could do nothing more than laugh at. It was blatantly obvious that he had awoken a monster..
“You freaky as hell, you know that?” “Mmm…so I’ve been told..”
either way, you were his little plaything to enjoy and have fun with..and best believe, he was going to milk every second’s worth of this salacious side of you. Until either of you could function! Just as he finished unhooking your restraints, he’d toss them aside and catch a glimpse of that puckering plug and dildo as well. Which ignited a spark within his brain.
“Don’t worry, I ain’t done..I need to feel all them pretty holes, baby. Let’s see how you do with two dicks inside of you..”
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Social Anxiety And Costume Parties
!WARNINGS!: Mentions of Alcohol, Smoking, Mostly Fluff.
König didn’t typically like social activities, but he loved Halloween. He liked Halloween because he got to A) eat candy, and B) Spend time dressing up with couple costumes with you, his lover.
Of course, since it was spooky season you two decorated the house for Halloween before turning on a spooky movie.
The movies, of course, continued all the way till Halloween. 31 movies for 31 days.
Of course, the first movie was “The Corpse Bride�� because it was the start of the month and you always start with Tim Burton movies. As always, König cried at the altar scene. It’s not his fault, Schatz! He’s a big crybaby with heartwarming or sad movie and tv show scenes, you know that.
The next day he was shopping, then found some cute couples onesies. Better bet your ass he was looking for a Ghost Face onesie that fit his 6’10” and beefy ass figure. Somehow, by some miracle of God, he did. And he was so glad because GAH DAYUM DID YOU LOOK ADORABLE GEEKING OUT ABOUT THE MATCHING GHOST FACE ONSIES! What movie did you watch that night? Scream. Obviously. And then after watching one you OBVIOUSLY had to watch the other six! So that’s what the two of you basically did from October 2nd—8th.
Of course, the closer to Halloween you two got the more spooky foods you decided to test on König. You made cakes with Halloween colors, hotdogs that you made look like fingers. One time he found that you put new fake vampire teeth in the middle of all the donuts in the box he just bought. That earned a snort from him, so he took a picture and sent it to you saying “Schatz! I think the donuts are hungry!!😱”
On the 23rd of October your WiFi unfortunately cut out so you ended up having to skip the movie. So, instead you guys watched 2 movies on the 24th to make up for it.
König knows you’re a social person, so if you want to go places where a lot of people are he’s hesitant but he’ll go because his social battery charging port(you) is going.
That being said, he walked around the costume store with you for 3 hours looking for cute couple costumes to wear to a costume party you two got invited to. Of course, you ended up buying Harry Potter costumes. You bought the costume for your Harry Potter house(your choice), and König bought a Hufflepuff house costume. He only really knew he was a Hufflepuff because you made him take the Pottermore quiz.
When the two of you got home, you got into your ghost face onesies and cuddled up on the couch to watch another Halloween movie. This process obviously repeats until October 31st itself arrives. To which you OBVIOUSLY have to watch his personal favorite horror movie: The Conjuring. Now, you didn’t really understand WHY he liked the movie, but you watched it with him nonetheless—even though you were hiding your face in his chest most of it. Yeah… that was probably the only reason he loved the conjuring: it scared you to the point of more cuddles.
When the time for the party rolls around you two get dressed in your costumes and go to the location of the costume party. You got König his beer and got yourself a nice little martini—to which he guarded with his life when you left for the restroom.
König kept getting bumped in the cramped spaces, making his social anxiety spike tremendously. When you came back you noticed. “König? Baby what’s wrong?” You asked. He just leaned down and buried his face in your shoulder. “It’s too much, Schatz…-” he whined out softly. You sigh and pat his back gently. “Let’s go outside then, yeah?” König nodded and took your tiny, soft hand in his massive calloused one. “Okay, Schatz…” he agreed.
Once the two of you were outside you sat down and watched passing cars to calm down. There were a few people smoking outside too so the two of you chatted quietly. Talking about the nice cool air or the food inside, maybe the stars of you could see them(which was doubtful).
“Hey, speaking of food I’m going back inside for some. Stay out here ok?” You said gently. Of course, he didn’t listen. He followed you inside like a lost puppy who can’t obey commands. “König! I thought I said stay outside!” You say in surprise when you turn and see him. He looked at the floor bashfully. “I’m sorry, Schatz, I just wanted to stay near you.” He said quietly. You sigh softly and hugged him, giving him his food. “It’s ok baby. Let’s go back outside so you don’t get overwhelmed, yeah?” You asked. He nodded. “Ja. That sounds good.”
The rest of the night was spent outside. Talking away and cuddling to escape the chilly breeze that blew in occasionally. Eventually you fell asleep, so he held you close and gently scooped you up, carrying you to the car. He buckled you in gently, leaning the chair back a bit so you slept comfortably. He closed the door gently, got in the drivers seat, started the car, and drove as carefully as he could home. When you two were home he carried you inside and took your shoes off before tucking you into bed. “Happy Halloween, mein Liebling.” He whispered into your ear as he cuddled up next to you in the bed, spooning you for the rest of the night.
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Leaving GMMTV aside, what were youre favorite shows this year so far? I'll have more free time coming up and im way behind and out of the loop, so some recs would be appriacted, wise sage. Especially for those shows that didnt get the attention they deserved in your opinion! Thanks a lot!
Top 10 BLs of 2023 So Far
Our Dating Sim
(Korea) 10/10 Viki
If you haven't watched this, it's a must. I actually handed out a 10/10. I NEVER do that. It's a perfect short form KBL, an office set reunion romance featuring geeks that really suits 8 eps with no fluff and no chaff. Just comforting and yummy. I adored every aspect from the casting to the pristinely simple premise to the quietly smooth execution. Sure it’s low stakes, but that makes it high domesticity and extremely warm and gentle. This is a fuzzy blanket of a story - a cozy BL. It lives in my rewatch pile and you know what’s best about it? Every single episode is in that pile. There’s no skipping with this one, it might be good natured and calmly sweet but it’s tight and the pacing is excellent. Full review here.
My School President
(Thai) 9/10 YouTube
GMMTV gave us a classic high school set Thai BL with tropes like messy boys singing their feelings that made this one Love Sick for the modern age with all the gentle sweetness and pining ache, but none of the dated damaging tropes or issues. Yes, we’ve seen it all before, but I still ADORED this. And there is a lot to be said for the classics being re-executed perfectly. Who let my BL be this wholesome and funny? This show was fantastic, it’s only flaw was the singing (and that’s my baggage). My favourite GMMTV BL offering to date. And yes, I've watched them ALL.
(you said no GMMTV but I have to include it)
The Eighth Sense
(Korea) 9/10 Viki
One of the longest BLs Korea has given us and (like Blueming) it feels more atmospheric gay coming of age romance than strictly BL. It’s got a bit of an age gap, country boy/city boy, stellar acting, complex characters, and leads with great chemistry and tension. It’s a bit chewy and sticky and less perfect than most KBLs (do I detect a touch of Taiwan?) This one deployed BL tropes (messy eater, shoulder sleep, protective seme, there’s even some hyung-slinging) but front loaded them with painful backstory and tons angst drives the 2nd half. This isn’t in the KBL bubble, there’s sharp edges and lots of triggers. For a BL the darkness of the content left me feeling unsettled (which is the only reason it didn't get a perfect score) but it does have a glorious ending and that counts for a lot.
The New Employee
(Korea) 9/10 Viki
So good, SO QUEER, so soft, a near pitch perfect office BL with conflict derived from that setting. Also found family and a lesbian bestie. Sweet & innocent (and out) Seung Hyun scores the office internship of his dreams. On his first day at work he gets into it with his cool reserved (and also v gay) boss. As you do. Frankly? This is what I wanted from this new crop of office set KBLs ALL ALONG. Rainbow rice cakes forever! Directed by queer activist Kim Jho Gwang Soo (Just Friends?) partly set in the same neighbourhood as the To My Star house. Gotta love WATCHA (Semantic Error, Light on Me).
Unintentional Love Story
(Korea) 9/10 iQIYI
A boy who just lost his job due to faked corruption charges accidentally discovers his ex-boss's favorite artist, now a recluse. Evil manager offers him his job back if he can convince the artist to rejoin society. Instead, they fall in love. I found the artist a bit stiff and reserved but Gongchan (maknae of B1A4) is a fucking GIFT - he carried this show (which I do not expect from the idol element). He was luminous with extraordinarily expressive eyes, just drown in the emoting abyss. The external conflict, social tension and pressure is complex and beautifully executed, plus Korea gave us legit side dishes (NOT a love triangle, hally-fucking-luya). I’m not sure on rewatchability, and it didn’t whip me into a verbal frenzy the way some KBLs do, but it still gets a solid 9/10 for those damn eyes alone.
Destiny Seeker
(Thai) 8/10 grey
A darn near perfect pulp featuring 3 likeable tsundere/sunshine pairings with uncomplicated iterations of enemies to lovers. At least one half of each does a decent amount of pining and there’s good chemistry, classic tropes, and communication rep. It’s fun and full of linguistic jokes. Sublimely cheesy but a good rainy day offering with tons of rewatch potential. Full review here.
Make a Wish
(Thai) 8/10
PNR (from Sammon - Manner of Death & Triage) about a doctor who can see the dead and strikes a bargain with a wish-granting irreverent tree angel - naturally they fall in love. Stars Fluke Natouch opposite not-Ohm, but who cares bc Fluke has chemistry with everybody. Once again the Thai afterlife is incredibly bureaucratic but I enjoyed the premise and the unfolding of the story (it’s not predictable but v. satisfying and with nice little twist). I like that the doctor is just gay af, fag hag bestie and everything. The cast is excellent but the comedic stylings are too overblown and tonally off. It had sad parts and did make me cry but is ultimately happy with a great sex scene, good smiley kisses, and all the agency.
All the Liquors
(Korea) 8/10 Viki & Gaga
A pretty classic foodie set KBL that managed to distinguish itself from others in this category by having a particularly satisfying final episode centered around found family. Sunshine sweetie soju rep gets involved with a shy introvert chef who doesn’t drink. This has a somewhat uneven plot and ridiculous central conceit (much in the way of Tasty Florida or Behind Cut), but if you are looking for a restaurant BL with Korea’s signature softness, then this is a great option. FYI I may identify with our baby party boy hedonist more than any other BL lead ever presented.
Love Mate
(Korea) 8/10 Viki
Features a very much openly gay older uke with commitment issues and a romantic (if arrogant) younger seme with no respect for boundaries (hyung romance). Workplace harassment much? That’s BL for ya. (Also a nonBL Kdrama specialty.) So yeah it’s questionable, but so is my taste. The ultimate premise that someone badly hurt shuts themself off to romance is very similar to Happy Merry Ending or 8th Sense but this version was more about fear than abuse or trauma. For me, this made Love Mate more relatable. However, because the denouement was driven by a late addition faen fatal, the conclusion felt rushed and forced. I can, however, see myself rewatching this one, so it falls into the general rank of 2023′s KBL aka solid high standard and eminently watchable.
Bed Friend
(Thai YouTube, Gaga, iQIYI)
Office frienamies transition a flaming hot one night stand into a f-buddy relationship that is built on a puppy/cat dynamic (and kinks into it at one point). Our puppy is loyal, smitten, and protective with endlessly longing eyes, while our cat is snarky, prickly, and deeply damaged (ALL THE TRIGGERS). NetJames give lovely high-heat with excellent chemistry and tuned-in performances of surprising depth, unfortunately the story ultimately failed them. Had the show had the strength of its convictions and kept to a tighter, darker, harsher 8 eps it would have been the first high heat to earn a 10/10 from me, but once they fussed with it, it dropped to a solid 8/10. Could have been great but was overworked. Still if high heat is your thing, this one will not let you down. Full review here. (Triggers include: child abuse, attempted rape, family abuse)
(3x! 3x Tumblr ate this post. They HAVE to de bug their new editor. This never happens with the old one. Biggest bug is with the "undo" function, DO something about it!)
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Update: they’re now @dailyanimeships (I'm blocked so no tag there :/) but it's the same person. Update 2: they’re blocked again. Let’s celebrate
Hello everyone, I need your help getting rid of someone that's been harassing people (myself included).
This is the person in question and I need your help to get rid of them and stopping any future harassment.
Even if you're not in the Black Clover fandom, I would appreciate a moment for your time to read this. For a bit of context, if you haven't seen Black Clover, the main ship in the show is Astelle (Asta x Noelle). In the show, Noelle has a massive crush on Asta (think Amity to Luz/Marinette to Adrien/Hinata to Naruto/etc, etc). It's pretty clear that Astelle will be canon but sometimes canon doesn't matter and people ship different things. Now onto this whole shit show.
Harassing in DMs
To start off, they're basically every shade of bigot. My moots and I have gotten really nasty DMs from dailyasnoel and I'm going to censor them because there's pretty bad slurs in them.
The first one was sent to me and the second one was sent to @the-geek-librarian
We're both in a server and everyone in this server (nearly 15 of us) have been blocked. Keep in mind, not a single one of us had ever interacted with them in our lives. We've all tagged our posts properly and haven't said a single negative thing about Astelle or their blog. They went out of their way to send us these DMs with very hateful slurs all because we don't want the same fictional teenagers kissing.
Harassing others
This isn't even the first time that dailyasnoel has gone after people simply for just shipping Noelle with another character. These two, ramiliadoesstuff and kcuf-ad have also posted about been harassed.
Along with that, there is now a ship week for Kahonoelle (a femslash ship involving Noelle) being run by moot @t-f-t (Alex) and this was the response to the original post (a post that was tagged properly and no malice towards anyone) announcing this.
This could've just been the end of it but they felt the need to send an ask to Alex expressing their disgust because there's people who don't want the same fictional teenagers kissing.
Then there's this lovely comment on that post.
Guess who's going to be extremely annoying during Kahonoelle week. (BTW, wouldn't it be really funny if we got them off the internet before their shit ass Astelle week).
Fanfiction
This harassment isn't just on tumblr either, it's on AO3 too.
I scrolled through the Yunoelle (Yuno x Noelle) tag on AO3 and the comments on some of these fanfictions are so vile. There's so many hate comments and I didn't even screenshot all of them because there's so many of them.
I found comments left by people with the username "dailyasnoel" and other guest users with different usernames that make similar comments to dailyasnoel because I assume it's the same person.
Making the Devils Cry
Yuno and Noelle Oneshots
When the Sea Goddess Snaps
Hot Tub Accident
While scrolling the Yunoelle tag, I noticed that there's people who have started limited their comment section, have deleted comments with responses like "dude, calm down," or have made their fanfictions private.
And even as a little side note, I want to make it clear that I was able to look at every single Yunoelle fanfiction on AO3 because it's not even a popular ship. There's only 31 fanfictions for them so a lot of these fanfictions are written by the same authors. On the other hand, Astelle has been consistently the most popular ship in the fandom and even has the most fanfictions. So it's not even like Astelle fans are hurting for fanfictions or that Yunoelle fans are invading their spaces.
The actual blog
The icing on this queerphobic, harassing, racist cake is that they're an art thief. Their blog only has art and all of it is from other people. There's no indication these are reposts, there's no signs that they got permission to repost these, nor any links to the original posters. (original art links > 1/2/3)
If you know nothing about Black Clover or the fandom, I want to make this abundantly clear, this is behavior is unacceptable. This fandom has been very peaceful as of late and this one person does not speak for Astelle fans in the slightest. The Astelle fans I've interacted with are quite lovely, and if Asta or Noelle or Tabata (the creator) saw this, they'd be disgusted.
Whether or not you're in the Black Clover fandom is irrelevant. This is a horrible person and art thief, please report and block this person. Together, we can get rid of this person.
@dailyasnoel I know you have me blocked but if you happen to read this, I want you to know that if this small part of you that you show on the internet is even a modicum similar to how you behave in real life (joking or not), you are going to live a very sad and lonely life.
I hope you enjoy your own company because no one will want to be your friend, no one will support you, and above all else, no one will mourn you. Your absence will be treated with nothing but joy and whimsy because you are a sad and pathetic parasitic monster.
#best part about all this#dailyasnoel couldn't even be right#i don't even ship yunoeIIe#i ship kahonoeIIe#i headcanon yun0 as aroace#AND i do (guess i should say “did” now) like asteIIe#anyway prepare to feel the wrath of someone who barely makes minimum wage
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Trouble at the Smithsonian - The Spy Next Door Part III
AN: Sorry for the late upload, you guys. The story was already written, but I’m just struggling with the chapter titles, lol. Im still not feeling the title as much. Also, so hard to find a suitable GIF to accompany these fics.
Ps: this was inspired by that episode on Modern Family
WC: 1.2 k (sorry, I went overboard)
Part I Part II
“You can’t be serious.”
You looked up at Peter’s face, surprised at the incredulity in his voice. “What?”
“You’re gonna wear that?”
The that he was referring to were your boots. Your high heeled suede Chelsea boots, to be exact. You had bought them almost a year and a half ago but you hadn’t really had the chance to properly wear them.
“What’s wrong with my boots?”
Peter looked at you like you’d grown a second head. He scanned you down and huffed out a disbelieving laugh. “You- you do know we will be doing a lot of walking right? The Smithsonian is like 20 museums.”
“Oh come on, it's not like we're gonna see all of them. 3 at most.” You assured him as you locked your door. “Besides, I’ll be fine! I’ve been looking forward to this since I was a girl and I wanna look my best when I visit places they filmed those movies.”
You knew it was highly unlikely that the Captain America exhibit was actually filmed in the Smithsonian or if they even have the Blackbird that was actually a Decepticon in disguise in the Air and Space Museum. But even the thought of standing close to your favorite movies sent a thrill through you.
“So you’re dragging me out to this place, on our off day, because you wanna check out the places where they film your favorite movies,” The look on his face had not changed. “Not for the museums themselves?”
“Well, no! Of course not! I am going for the museums… but I can’t help the geek in me from being also excited about the movies. I mean, c’mon. Transformers!”
Peter watched you do a little hop of excitement and shook his head. “Well, don’t come to me when your feet start to hurt.”
This time, it was you who scoffed at him. “In your dreams, Sutherland.”
~ One of the best things about going to a local attraction, or anywhere, really, on a weekday was that the place would still have people, but not so many that you get overwhelmed too quickly. It was one of the reasons why you applied for a special leave on a Wednesday to go to the museum.
In fact, it was actually Peter’s idea.
And just as you planned, finding a parking near the entrance was a cake walk. The both of you started with the Museum of Natural History because it was the one that contained your interests the most.
The moment you entered, it was like you were absorbed into another dimension. Your eyes went wide at the marvels before you and your heart thumped in your chest in excitement. Turning to Peter, you grinned wide before you grabbed his hand and ran into the first hall.
It was your first museum that day and you were already so happy. There were many exhibits on display. There was a hall full of fossils of ancient dinosaurs, huge and intimidating and you couldn’t help but feel like Ellie Sattler as you named them one by one. Then, more excitingly, you got to live out your Evie O'Connell fantasies when you climbed up to the second floor to the Ancient Egypt exhibit.
And Peter. Peter indulged you with a small smile on his face. Not once did he make fun of your abundant movie references and not once did he look at you funny. He followed you from exhibit to exhibit, listening attentively to every anecdote you made. He even pitched in some of his own memories when he could.
Before you knew it, the both of you had managed to clear 2 museums. And by lunch, your feet had started to hurt.
The Smithsonian was better than you thought it would be. And it was also bigger than you thought it would be. But being the stubborn creature that you are, you kept quiet. You had known it would happen eventually, but you had wanted to look your best more than you cared about the pain. The boots, while not that high-heeled, was not your normal attire. However, wearing them made you feel good and confident. It gave you a boost in height and a sexy walk.
Besides, you didn't have to look up so high to talk to Peter with them on. And you could better see the smattering of freckles on his face. That alone was totally worth the blisters.
~
The call of your name snapped you out of your thoughts and you blushed as Peter took his seat beside you and handed you a hotdog.
"You okay?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just... thinking where to go next."
"How's your feet?"
A muscle in your jaw ticked and your smile was tight. You bit into your lunch. "They're fine."
Peter eyed you like he knew you were lying, but let it go.
After lunch, the two of you made your way to the Air and Space Museum. But as you went through the exhibits, you began to lag behind as the pain in your feet slowly got worse.
By the third time Peter noticed you were not beside him, he has had enough.
"That's it. Come on,"
All of a sudden, there was a hand at the small of your back pushing you gently towards a bench.
"Hey, what?! Careful!" You exclaimed as you stumbled along, hissing when you stepped wrongly and aggravated your ankles.
"Sit.” Peter’s voice brooked no argument and reluctantly, you did as he asked.
"What's this about, Peter?"
"You're hurting." He nodded to your feet.
You opened your mouth to rebuke him, but he levelled you with a look that shut you up. There was no use in hiding it. He was right.
"Stay here." He sighed and disappeared somewhere in the crowd.
Disappointment churned in your stomach. You were pissed at yourself for being so stubborn, for ruining the whole day. Now both of you were upset and it was all your fault. You heaved a long sigh and reached down to massage your ankles.
The crinkling of a plastic bag made you look up and you watched as Peter approached you with a pair of flip flops he bought from, by the picture of the rocket on it, the museum gift shop.
"Put this on."
You looked at him incredulously as he knelt to place the footwear by your feet. "Did you just-"
"It's either this or you're walking barefoot. And I'm not about to let you do that. So, come on."
Something in you reacted oddly at the action, spreading warmth across your chest. You stared at Peter for a few beats as your thoughts ran rampant. But then you blinked them away, too shocked to examine them and turned your attention to the flip flops.
"But it's so ugly though," You complained, but toed off your boots nonetheless.
"Too bad. It's the only design they had." Peter took your boots and put them into the plastic bag as you grumbled, standing and taking a few steps.
"How is it?"
It was perfect. The cool air against your abused and pinched skin felt like a balm and the ability to wiggle your toes made a small smile creep onto your face. Before turning back though, you schooled your features to indifference. "It'll do."
Peter rolled his eyes. "Yeah. You're welcome. Now, come on," He passed you, the plastic bag dangling from his fingers. "Jetstar is waiting for you."
"Jetfire!"
TBC
Tagging: @strnqer @thefictionalgemini @bcon24 @medievalfangirl @coldheartedmar @iamzuul
#peter sutherland#peter sutherland x reader#the night agent#gabriel basso#netflix the night agent#the night agent netflix#the spy next door series#mav's posts
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Episode One
This is obviously the first one of these so let me know how this goes but currently, this is just a straight down list of my brains chaos as it tumbles out. Might even add some fun little bits here and there.
Ahh the old DVD Piracy Warning... Oh, how I missed you.
This Intro Music has a hold on my childhood that I can't explain, it's this, P&F, D&J, and Scooby doo and suddenly I'm a child sitting cross-legged in front of glass on tv with a tube of jaffa cakes.
no widescreen but I am watching this on a DVD, on a giant PC screen so I can't be mad at that.
The American Arrives, at a mildly familiar-looking station
Ah yes visual storytelling, American flag on the suitcase, red phonebox in the shot, we aren't in Kansas anymore.
Black cab, ahh yes getting more British by the minute,
Ohh Nina… this was kinda rough exposition even for this Nickelodeon 2010 show,
Weird to see such a good actor… and another actor
Ooohh the school, did we ever get a name for this school? Until it gets mentioned I will be referring to the school as Brittainia Boarding school for spooky shit. I even made them a logo.
Robert Pattinson... my my shows how old this is
Damn! The house... i wanna live here so badly
Damn it's Victor! man has arrived which means its our first...
Ooohh tis spooky
I legit that that rabbit plush… it came from ikea
Damn… I forgot how mean these guys where to her earlier on
This schools uniform is such chaos what are the rules here? what is this schools uniform code... cause it is madness
Huuu burning them… bum bum bum
I love these rooms they feel so realistic for teens everyones is unique and yet the same its so well done, the rooms are probaby where I’m gonna geek alot
Photos everywhere so cute
Ooohh I never realised how early they set the whole amber, mick, mara thing up
Damn alfie and Jerome really are like one character this episode they are so in sync they almost feel like one guy
Ooooh spooky sara!
Oh damn rotty from artful dodger! Hello!
Oooh initiation ceremony
The windows to his office are open… how is he not hearing this conspiracy
Okay I held back on the uniform but legit its time...
Jerome… are you… wearing three shirts. Man has a button down a long sleeve jumper, and then a vest, what kind of 2010 fashion crimes are you committing Mr Clarke. Detention!
I love the 'if only there was a glove made of rubber to protect your hands'
Oh shit he’s arrived. Mr Winkler… which was never a good name
Girls be swooning… for… reasons I don’t understand
Weird locket that I may grab on ebay later
AHh love on the walls… stubble
Eric and Daphne the couple we all slept on
I swear I had the exact multistrand watch jerome has in this scene… if not I had one very very similar I swear
This is some cult level organization, to get all of this set up I know their teens and I know its tv but.. like... do you guys not have homework to do... or sleeping to do... or video games... or was I just a weird teen.
I also love some torches are blue and some are white, its a tiny detail but I feel like it legit makes it feel so much more real that they aren't the same,
Oh for god sake Patrica... it'll take her legit a whole season to let this go won't it.
Is this a good episode, well it sets up a lot of stuff and has the job of explaining this mad premise to us all, meeting a whole dorm worth of characters plus the adults, its not good but I can't be mad at it. for when this came out, the budget it likely had from nick, and lets be honest the age of most of these actors during this, I can't be mad at it. it was the begining of it all and really we can only go up.
shall i do Ep2?
#houseofanubis#house of anubis#hoa#sibuna#houseofanubsrewatch#rewatch#nostalgia#nostalgic#purplerocketlavalamp#purplerocketlavalamp: Rewatches House of Anubis
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I'M FRICKING CRYING QAQ ♥
Welp, I just finished Fionna and Cake. And I am having FEELINGS.
MAJOR SPOILERS under the cut.
FIONNA AND CAKE'S WORLD IS HEALING AND SHE JOINED THE ROLLER DERBY AND PLANTING THINGS AND SAW THE SUNRISE AND SHE IS DOING SO MUCH BETTER AND I'M SO SO SO PROUD QAQ ♥
SIMON GETTING THERAPY ♥♥♥♥♥ HE. IS GETTING. THERAPY.
We all knew this was happening but Gary Prince and Marshall Lee holding hands and officially being together will never cease to make me happy screech like a little gremlin I LOVE THEMMMM ♥♥♥♥♥
EVERYTHING WITH SIMON AND BETTY MADE ME SOB QAQ
Currently geeking over how Fionna and Simon can still keep in contact via phone, my brain is stewing with found family fic ideas ♥
THE DANDELION AT THE END THE DANDELION AT THE END ADFMGAKDFGADFGKJ I want a season 2 so bad because I want more of these beans but also it ended SO BEAUTIFULLYYYY
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A Birthday to Remember
Paring: Gaius Augustine, Ade Augsttine (BB MC) and Jake Tweneboah (OH MC)
Summary: Ade spends her birthday with her favourite people - birthday Gift for @aesthetic-aag
Taglist - @aesthetic-aag @princess-geek @secretaryunpaid
Ade's birthday was approaching, and this year, she wanted it to be special. She had spent the last few weeks planning every detail, from the venue to the guest list. Her boyfriend, Gaius, and her best friend, Jake, were both excited to celebrate with her.
As the day drew nearer, Ade couldn't contain her excitement. She had always loved birthdays, not just for the gifts and attention, but for the opportunity to gather her loved ones and create lasting memories.
On the morning of her birthday, Ade woke up to a room filled with balloons and streamers, courtesy of Gaius. He had snuck out early to decorate while she was still asleep. Ade's heart swelled with love as she took in the sight, feeling grateful to have such a thoughtful partner.
Gaius had also prepared breakfast in bed for Ade, complete with her favorite pancakes and freshly squeezed orange juice. They spent the morning lounging in bed, savoring each other's company and sharing stories from their past birthdays.
Later that afternoon, Ade and Gaius met up with Jake at their favorite café for lunch. Jake had brought a homemade birthday cake, decorated with Ade's favorite flowers. They laughed and reminisced about old times, enjoying each other's company over delicious food and drinks.
Ade was still disappointed that Kamilah and Adrian couldn't be with her on her special day. She know that their work was really important to them. They had not forgotten that it was her special day as they had sent birthday texts earlier that day.
After lunch, Ade suggested they take a stroll through the nearby park. It was a beautiful sunny day, perfect for a leisurely walk. They wandered along the winding paths, chatting and admiring the scenery.
As they reached a secluded spot by the lake, Gaius pulled Ade aside and handed her a small gift-wrapped box. Inside was a delicate necklace with a pendant shaped like a heart. Ade's eyes filled with tears as she hugged Gaius tightly, overwhelmed by his thoughtfulness.
Jake, ever the jokester, pretended to be offended by the display of affection. "Hey, what about me?" he teased, holding out a gift bag of his own. Ade eagerly opened it to find a collection of her favorite books, each one carefully chosen by Jake.
"You know me so well," Ade said, giving Jake a grateful hug. "Thank you for always being there for me."
The rest of the afternoon was spent lounging by the lake, soaking up the sun and enjoying each other's company. As the day turned into evening, they made their way to a fancy restaurant for dinner.
The restaurant was adorned with twinkling lights and candles, creating a romantic ambiance. Ade felt like she was in a fairy tale as they were seated at a private table overlooking the city skyline.
Over a delicious meal, they toasted to Ade's birthday and the beautiful friendship they shared. Ade couldn't help but feel overwhelmed with gratitude for the two most important people in her life.
After dinner, they headed back to Ade and Gaius's apartment for dessert. Gaius had prepared Ade's favorite chocolate cake, and Jake had brought along a bottle of champagne to celebrate.
They sat around the table, laughing and sharing stories late into the night. Ade felt surrounded by love and happiness, grateful for the wonderful people in her life who had made her birthday so special.
As the clock struck midnight, Ade made a wish and blew out the candles on her cake. She wished for many more years of love, laughter, and friendship with Gaius and Jake by her side.
As they hugged each other tightly, Ade couldn't help but feel like the luckiest person in the world. This birthday would be one she would never forget, thanks to the love and kindness of her boyfriend and best friend
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A surprising fact, every single akamatsu girl somehow developed a costume love and kink at one point in their life (and also went goth, they just really like to try stuff) and learning about tsumugi’s talent… harmony just KNOWS she has to take care of it~… so she decides to steal a Jessica rabbit costume miu asked for from tsumugi… and somehow managed to get into it without breaking it.. and making the original character "flat and boring" next to her sexyness curvy ness and seduction level~! It’s like a bigger even more hourglass figure Jessica rabbit come to life~! So.. now she just needs to get tsumoomoo a surprise private show… to convince her to let her and her girls have full access to her work for free~.. (tsumugi can be a futa for a change, futas are cool)
Disclaimer: Below is content that's more on the racy side! If not for you, you probably shouldn't read!
Boys? Girls? Harmony found them all cute...and all so very easy to get what she wanted out of them!~
Hey, life gave you you the perfect body, why not use it to help in your personal matters? Like, for instance, getting some super cute. ultra sexy, and downright gorgeous costumes from that adorable geek that befriended her little munchkin!~
She knew her type and just how to appeal to her!~ Taking that stunning dress from Miu (who she compensated quite lavishly~) she mad her way over to the studio Tsumugi worked in and presented herself.
"How do I look?~"
For Tsumugi it was like someone had taken a lifelong dream and made it come to life!~ As if the Goddess of Fiction has come to personally bless her!~ Standing in front of her was one of the finest Jessica Rabbit cosplays she had ever witnessed. Hell, it was even better than the original characters!~
As Harmony sauntered up to her, her hips bounced and swayed ever so seductively, a gentle rhythm that had Tsumugi hooked like a visual drug. Those giant, full, milk carriers that Harmony had for breasts were bouncing with each step and Tsumugi could just imagine those knockers being exposed because of the dress finally giving out against them. To add more effect, Harmony had even dyed her hair and applied red lipstick. Effectively making her closer to one of the sexiest cartoons ever!~
Towering over the cosplayer, she smirked playfully and had her hand stroke the girl's cheek. "Stunning, right? How would you like to...play patty cake with me?"
As she looked down at the bluenette's skirt, seeing that long 'carrot' she had, Harmony licked her lips.
A perfect answer!~
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"So, I'll be back later to pick up some costumes for my little Melody and Maple!~ You'll have them ready by then, right my little Mugi!~"
Laying naked on the floor was a buck naked Tsumugi...in a giant pool of her own sticky cum. Her dick was coated red from tip to her long shaft with red lipstick stains. Even her balls and pussy was coated in in them!~ Cream continued to leak out from her cock, the cosplayer's gaze completely glazed over in euphoria.
"Ahaha...M-mommy...f-fuck me more, Mommy!~" she mumbled out. Giggling, Harmony finished re-applying her lipstick before kneeling next to Tsumugi like a dutiful, caring, motherly Goddess. Giving her one final, wet, kiss on the lips - one that had Tsumugi's eyes light up in utter glee....before promptly passing out - she waved a goodbye to her new little 'munchkin' of sorts!~
"You'll get all that you want and more!~ A good Mommy would never lie!~"
Maybe if Tsumugi does a really good job, perhaps she can allow her to fuck her ass? Good girls need to be reward somehow!~
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Here's the entirety of Where Do You Belong? from Mean girls
DAMIAN:
MY MOMMA USED TO TELL ME "BABBY GIRL, DON'T EVER EAT LUNCH ON THE JOHN."
JANIS:
Your mother used to call you baby girl?
DAMIAN:
Singing. (nervous laughter)
SO WHAT IF ALL THE DUCKLINGS THINK YOU'RE UGLY, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'VE NEVER SEEN A SWAN.
IT TAKES ALL KIND OF PEOPLE, WHO NEED PEOPLE, SO FIND PEOPLE YOU CAN BEAR.
WE'LL FIND YOUR GROUP, YOUR HERD, YOUR FLOCK!
JUST COME WITH ME, AND ANSWER MY SMALL QUESTIONARRE,
WHICH I'LL SING TO YOU.
AH AH AH AH...
AH AH AH AH!
WHERE DO YOU BELONG? WHERE DO YOU BELONG?
WHERE DO YOU BELONG? WHERE DO YOU BELONG?
YOU'LL BE JUDGED ON SIGHT AND MADE TO FIT,
SO PICK A CLIQUE AND STICK TO IT
SAY, WHERE DO YOU BELONG?
Come with me to the cafeteria. I'll show you the world the way I see it.
VARSITY JOCKS AND JV JOCKS,
WILL THROW YOU IN A LOCKER IF YOU SAY "HELLO."
THE RICH STONERS HATE THE GANGSTA WHITES, THOUGH THEY'RE ALL SMOKING THE SAME OREGANO.
HERE'S THE SEX'LLY ACTIVE BAND GEEKS
I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU: "EMBOUCHERE" AND "EW."
AND IF YOU LIKE BLOWING AND FINGERING,
BAND GEEKS:
THIS IS THE GROUP FOR YOU!
DAMIAN:
Back me up, Show Choir!
QUARTET + KEVIN G.:
AH AH AH AH
DAMIAN:
SAY, WHERE DO YOU BELONG? WHERE DO YOU BELONG?
QUARTET + KEVIN G.:
BAH DI YA DA DI YAT DAT!
DAMIAN:
WE ALL GET A BOX, IT'S WHERE WE GO.
IT'S STIFLING, BUT AT LEAST YOU KNOW.
SO, WHERE DO YOU BELONG?
QUARTET + KEVIN G.:
BAH DI YA DAT DI YAT,
BAH DI YAT,
BAH DI YAT,
ZWEE ZOO BEE DOO BEE ZAH BAH DOO DAY!
DAMIAN:
THERE'S GIRLS THAT EAT THEIR FEELINGS
AND GIRLS THAT DON'T EAT.
I LIKE EATING BIRTHDAY CAKE IN FRONT OF THEM, IT DRIVES THEM CRAZY.
DEBATE TEAM:
Debate Team!
DANCE TEAM:
And Dance Team!
DAMIAN + QUARTET:
THEY LIKE TO COMPETE.
DAMIAN:
AND IF THEY DON'T WIN,
THEIR PARENTS GROUND THEM.
CADY:
Who's this?
DAMIAN:
DARLING THAT'S THE MATHLETES.
CADY:
Cool!
DAMIAN:
JOINING THEM IS SOCIAL SUICIDE.
DMN (All): QUARTET(Parentheses)
IT'S ALL (COLLEGE APPLICATIONS)
(AND DOCTOR WHO QUOTATIONS.)
THEY WEAR THEIR AWKWARDNESS
WITH STUBBORN PRIDE.
And this is my dance break.
WHERE DO YOU BELONG?
DMN (All): QUARTET+KVN G.(Parentheses)
(WHERE DO YOU BELONG?)
Big mistake dance team!
WHERE DO YOU BELONG?
(WHERE DO YOU BELONG?)
DAMIAN:
YOU'LL W JUDGED ON SIGHT, VOTED IN OR OUT.
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HIGHSCHOOL'S ALL ABOUT!
DAMIAN, ENSEMBLE + KEVIN G.
WHERE DO YOU BELONG?
DAMIAN:
BUT... WHO IS AT THIS TABLE?
WHY IT'S JANIS!
JANIS:
AND DAMIAN TOO!
ENSEMBLE:
OO-OO-OO-OO-OOH!
DAMIAN + JANIS
WE'RE NOT EXACTLY "JOINERS."
BUT WE'LL BE GOOD FRIENDS TO YOU.
AND OUR FRIEND SHIP MEANS YOU CAN SKIP
JANIS:
THE GEEKS AND THE FREAKS AND THE PEAKING-TOO-SOON,
DAMIAN:
THE STRIVIRS AND SURVIVORS, JUST WAITING FOR JUNE,
THE JUNIOR ACHIEVERS,
JANIS:
THE TALL, GLOW'RING WALLFLOWERS
DAMIAN + JANIS:
FENDING OFF SKEEVERS,
FORGET THIS FUSS,
AND SOLVE IT THUS
JUST COME TO LUNCH AND SIT WITH US!
CADY:
Okay!
JANIS + DAMIAN
Yes!
JANIS [Blocky]: DAMIAN {Curly}:
[SIT WITH US!] {HERE'S WHERE YOU BELONG!}
[WITH US!] {HERE'S WHERE YOU BELONG!}
ENSEMBLE + KEVIN G.:
AH... AH...
DAMIAN, JANIS, EKG:
HERE'S WHERE YOU BELONG, HERE'S WHERE YOU BELONG!
HERE'S WHERE YOU BELONG, HERE'S WHERE YOU BELONG!
DAMIAN:
YOU NEED PROTECTION WITH PIZZAZ!
AND HELPING HANDS
DAMIAN, EKG:
THAT ALSO JAZZ!
DAMIAN (Round), JANIS + EKG [Blocky]
(STAY!)
HERE'S WHERE YOU BELONG(...)[,]
(STAY! HERE-) [STAY HERE...]
CADY:
OKAY I'M STAYIN'!
DAMIAN:
YES,
JANIS, DAMIAN, EKG:
HERE'S WHERE YOU BE-
J+D(Round), ENSEMBLE[Blocky]:
[-LONG!]
(HEY, CADY! THIS IS WHERE YOU FIT!)
(HEY, CADY!) [BE-]
(THIS IS WHERE YOU SIT!) [-LONG!]
JANIS, DAMIAN, ENSEMBLE:
HERE'S WHERE YOU BELONG!
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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"Lynn." The curse called in his usual friendly manner as he approached her, about to start talking when he spotted Junpei. "Move." His hand shot out, engulfing the boy's face with ease as he shoved him out of the way (not that he was in the way to begin with).
"That thing," His hand waved dismissively into Junpei's direction as he came to stand before her. "mentioned a birthday. I heard humans like to celebrate them with their loved ones. Since you love me, that means you'll celebrate with me!"
If there was a question or invitation, it wasn't asked. This wasn't a situation that she had a choice in, not that Lynn really ever seemed to mind. He had never celebrated a birthday before so naturally he had no idea what to do, this human custom was being put upon her so that he could be educated.
Slinging his arm over her shoulders, Mahito began guiding her to leave her apartment (and Junpei behind). "Isn't this when cake is eaten? Do you like cake? We could steal one. Or a dozen." He considered aloud, already stealing her away to celebrate.
Junpei was just wishing Lynn a happy birthday himself, having gifted Lynn a box set of the delux, blue-ray, directors cut edition of the entire Screech franchise- included with behind the scenes footage and interviews with the directors and actors. He also got Lynn a prize figure of pleather-face, striking that iconic sun-set pose.
It was a very heart warming exchange. Junpei had bought Lynn's gifts weeks in advance, so looking forward to this moment, watching lynn pull red and black tissue paper from the bag, watching her smile and laugh and geek out.
And when she read the horror- themed card. The cover had Ghost Guy raising his knife and it read 'Have a killer birthday!' On the inside paragraphs were written, Junpei's heart poured out on both sides of the interior. He watched Lynn's exuberant smile soften, unspoken words inscribing themselves deep within the girl's chest.
Lynn hugged him tightly afterwards, nestling Junpei's shoulder...Thanking him for being such a wonderful friend.
And it was enough...Lynn was happy, he made her smile. That was all Junpei wanted...
He left to the kitchen and shortly returned with two bottles of cola, looking forward to staying in with Lynn, having some delusional hope that just maybe the significance of today slipped Mahito's mind and he wouldn't be making an appearance.
Then the door flung open.
Speak of the devil.
Junpei grimaced, sighing as he always tended to whenever Mahito came around. He just wanted one fucking day to spend with Lynn, was that so much to ask??
Mahito went out of his way, curving his path to Lynn just to shove Junpei away.
"Ngh.." He could only grunt pathetically, his hands full of cold bottles that he'd rather smash into his own face than have Mahito touch it again. The curse's hands always left Junpei's skin crawling, infecting him with disgust.
The joy curated between the pair of companions was overshadowed the instant Mahito set foot in the apartment- A true curse indeed.
Lynn peered up to Mahito, the happiness Junpei gave her with his thoughtful gifts and affectionate blathering was instantly discarded in favor of her beloved.
'That Thing.'
Lynn giggled. He had such funny little affectionate names for Junpei.
"Yhea, that's right!!" Lynn cheeped, as if genuinely proud of Mahito for knowing such basic things.
It was her birthday! She did love him!!
Junpei rolled his eyes, ready to trade the soda for alcohol at this point.
Aaaaand there he went....Out the door...With Lynn.
Well...So much for spending a nice, peaceful evening on a horror binge like halcyon the days Junpei moured over. Mahito had other plans, not bothering to stop and ask Lynn what SHE wanted to do...As always, she was going right along with Mahito's schemes.
Lynn stepped out into the brisk evening, the cold air snatching the warmth from her body, causing her to huddle closer against Mahito's side.
"Mm-hmm, people eat cake on their birthdays usually." Lynn explained to the curse, her mouth tingling at the thought of having a nice, rich cake of her own to savor. It had to be chocolate!
Stolen cake always tasted sweeter.
"A dozen??"
Well, why not? Her birthday only came around once a year, they should make it as memorable as possible, and what better way to do that than to go out on the town for a little robbery?
Come to think of it, there was this fancy bakery down the street, selling extravagant desserts at absurd prices... It was devastating to think how many slices of heaven were thrown in the trash, doomed to feed only the eyes before they went stale.
Lynn's head whipped up, completely on board with Mahito's suggestion. What a good hubby he was, making sure her birthday was one for the books, encouraging her to leap beyond her limiting beliefs as always.
With Mahito, Lynn could have her cake and eat it too.
"Yhea, let's do it!" Her agreement was bombastic. Nothing would get her more estatic than pulling off a confectionary crime!
But, something was missing...Someone was missing...
Lynn's firey expression dimmed, remembering early on that Junpei was being excluded from their fun...
"Can Junpei come too...~?" Lynn requested softly. The more she thought about it, the more she tried to find a way to fit Junpei into the equation. Sure, Junpei could be a bit of a downer but he could be useful!
Killing witnesses may garner too much attention after the fact, it could draw sorcerers too close to home. But if everyone in the store just fell unconscious for a little while? That could be swept under the rug pretty easily.
Lynn waited, her eyes shinning with a begging hope that Mahito would allow Junpei to tag along.
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TVTropes Associated With Each Doki Clip (Part 4)
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Transformation Sequence
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“With our lovely hearts, the future will start!” The magical girls, now holding hands with Robodoki in the center, recited the speech while quickly spinning each other, transitioning to a playful embrace. Then they dramatically faced the enemy as they completed their second spin, posing with widened stances and salutes over their foreheads.
“We’ll make yourheart race! Magical Robodoki!”
Transformation Sequence
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“Oop. Slight glow.”
“Sounds like a warning that you two will be needed in under five minutes.” Redacted winced, nudging Guy with his horns.
“Eh? Whuh-” Guy rubbed his eyes. “Why is my compact glowing?”
“Here, read this.” Booloo handed him the note with a cloud on it.
PING
“Oh, just read that while I answer this.” Booloo got on her communicator. “Yes?”
Not A Morning Person
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“Attention all visitors, five minutes until visiting hours are over.”
“Ah fuck.” Nate groaned.
Helen and Guy were dozing together, making the others giggle.
“I ship it.” Booloo geeked.
“Same.” Buzz smiled.
“Pssst, pssst.” Averynudged Helen.
“…They’re REALLY asleep. My curse made stuff happen.” Booloo giggled.
“Heeeeeeelen?” Averycooed.
“What?” Helen’s voice was both hoarse AND tired.
“Visiting hours are almost up.” Roxannelaughed.
Sleep Cute
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“Guess what Bob did.” Helen snarked as Milan was trying to clean everything up.
“Sugar rush?” “Sugar apocalypse.” Schmitty groaned.
“Sugar Nuclear Bombing!” Ellie grinned as a feral Bob stood behind them like a feral animal.
“Same damn thing.” Schmitty groaned. “An apocalypse is caused by a nuclear bomb.”
“Look, Schmitty, I’m just gonna spread a little chaos. Besides, you should SEE the wads of toilet paper in the mens’ room.” Ellie smirked.
“Oh no.” Schmittyshivered.
Oh Crap!
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“I NEVER KNEW STUFF LIKE THAT COULD BE THAT SMALL.” Pika freaked.
“Welcome to my dreams; usually it’s a lot bigger.” Schmitty confessed before blushing. “Too much information?”
“…Yeah.” Guy motioned to Pika, who was stumbling around trying to get away, eyes still covered. “Poor girl’s 20.”
“As if your dreams aren’t ball-filed too.” Schmitty joked playfully.
“You two…” Pika groaned. “Just…unsummon it. We’ve gotta find whoever fell asleep and wake them up. Like…uh…there was like this Disneyland ride or something where they entered the human body and fought an infection, and I think some 3 year old died on it? That but dreams. And less death.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, but now I’m kinda intrigued.” Guy pointed out.
“Fair.” Pika conceded. “…Let’s just see who we discover first, and PLEASE unsummon that, Schmitty.”
“Fine, I’ll see how I can get rid of Cookie…” Schmitty said and tightly closed his eyes again. After thinking really hard, Cookie was gone and in its place were warm chocolate chip cookies and a tall glass of milk with a silly straw. “Better?”
“Much better.” Pika sighed. “…Now I’m just hungry.”
Shower Scene
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“Bobby-kun?” Aianna waved a hand in front of his face.
“Oh?” Bob blinked before rubbing his eyes.
“The force is strong on the weak minded.” Booloo smirked.
“I get it, I was up late, working on my stories, Bobby-kun. I’m sorry.” Aianna cooed and hugged him.
Yawning, Buzz nuzzled up to Aianna. So did Bob.
“…Oh!” Aianna blushed.
“Look, just give Buzz a break. 7 coffees in 1 hour is a lot.” Nate mused.
“And that’s your 9th cup since you got here.” Roxanne snarked.
“Hey, I wasn’t dissing him, I was relating to him! Sheesh.” Nate was jittery.
Must Have Caffeine
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Cookie went on the phone. “Actually, I think Dairy Queen’s better…”
He placed a call.
“Hi, I’d like to order a cake for…2 hours from now?” Beat.
“You can do it? Great! Uh, pink and orange icing with the words…’Happy Birthday Avery’ on them. Maybe add some gears, if you can draw them. If not, just draw hearts.”
Guy was still in hysterics. “It’s a dick, Cookie!”
“…Ignore my friend, don’t ask about our attempts to bake AND sculpt a cake.” Cookie groaned. “Great! I’ll pay in the store. My name is Cookie Masterson.” Beat.
“35 bucks sounds good. See you at 5.”
Birthday Episode
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Fright-Induced Bunkmates
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Avery grinned and struck a pose “EXPERIMENTABULOUS!”
“NICE ONE! Uh-” Booloo posed. “If someone told me it was wrong to have hope- that’s too long for a catchphrase but WOOOOOOOOOO!”
“Good news, Cookie’s conscious again.” Schmittyreported, dressed as a very colorful mummy. “Did Helen tell you?”
“Yeah.” Boolootwirled into a piece of string. “Now nothings gonna- OOF!”
She tripped, the string breaking.
“-I’m okay! Who left a tripwire here?”
Halloween Episode
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“Mmmmph, Cookie…I swear to God…” Schmitty opened an eye. “What now?”
“I can’t sleep. But I also don’t wanna anger Guy.”
“Cookie, what time is it?” Schmitty sat up, stretching.
“2 am.” Cookie stressed.
“So, go to bed.” Schmitty placed a pillow on his ear and turned away from him.
“Schmitty…” Cookie groaned. “Schmit, I’m in a tight dilemma!”
“And I’m tired as fuck…” Schmitty muttered.
“Look, if I don’t say anything, I won’t be able to sleep. But if I say something…I don’t wanna anger Guy.”
Schmitty threw a pillow at his face.
“SCHMITTY!”
“Take the fucking hint, will ya?” Schmitty cursed. “Good night.”
Sleep Deprivation
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“Mind if I try a lullaby?”
“Sure. Knock yourself out.” Pixel sighed.
Niji just grinned and began to run around more, making Pixel sigh.
“There’s always tomorrow, for dreams to come true
Believe in your dreams come what may
There’s always tomorrow with so much to do
And so little time in a day…”
Niji paused, looking around.
“We all pretend the rainbow has an end
And you’ll be there my friend someday
There’s always tomorrow for dreams to come true
Tomorrow is not far away”
He blinked a little, slowing down and wandering around.
Booloo held his hand as she sang, leading him to the bed and helping him up.
“We all pretend the rainbow has an end
And you’ll be there my friend someday…”
He groaned and began to close his eyes, still a little bit hyper.
“There’s always tomorrow for dreams to come true
Tomorrow is not far away…”
He was out afterwards, now completely calm.
Tired After the Song
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“Oh, go super fast. Then our lives will flash before our eyes!” Redacted suggested.
“NO.” Buzz cursed. “You’re gonna make Guy cry again! No Guy crying!”
“Fine…” Redacted muttered.
“Floor it as we leave.” Ellie whispered.
“A NO is NO.”
“Kill joy.” Ellie muttered.
Avery nodded. “Besides, I know a bunch of anti-speeding PSAs to give everyone in this car nightmares for the next decade.”
“REALLY? Man, no wonder they blamed Canada in that movie.” Redacted muttered.
Prone to Tears
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“Oh boy…” Kiruru sighed as it studied some compacts.
“Anything else?��� Roxanne was puzzled.
“So, all ye really need t’ know is that they have no idea what’s goin’ on. Glossy eyes, hidden wi’ the goggles. COMPLETELY dozin’- just tryna keep ‘em still is hell.”
“Language.” Schmittyscolded.
“What Polly means is that we can’t keep them still long enough to undo it.” Wheelerexplained. “There’s nine of us and one of them.”
“So you called for Team Robodoki?” Aianna asked.
“So we called for Team Robodoki.” Wheelerconfirmed.
Simple Solution Won't Work
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As they said those words, the background behind them transformed into a pastel blue with Js made with gears forming behind them. They waved their hand over the mirror, causing it to float into the air and for their entire body to gain neon orange shorts and a shirt.
“Mecha, Mecha, Lovely START!” they yelled as they immediately began to spin, the compact following suit as it landed on their chest.
There, it solidified into a metallic chest plate, transforming into a built in jewel as a white lab coat fell on their shoulders. As they put it on, the magic then continued down in the form of welding flames creating their tangerine shirt, then the neon orange welding flame outlines on the bottom edge of the coat opening, as well as a neon pink meander belt. The pixels then surrounded their big, baggy loose sleeves as they crossed them into an x shape, and thrusting the hands out to the sides added both the gloves and the details, mainly the pastel blue and pink Js layered on their gloves
Then, a welding flame went across their face from left to right, summoning their visor as it went. Their hair then lengthened and poofed up like the mad scientist detective from Weapons Drawn, with the process changing its color to neon orange and gaining pink flower clips to separate the two poofs.
Then, they began to smile and fly around in the air as various mechanical arms placed elements of their outfit on their body. This gave them a poofy orange red skirt accented by white gear patterns, short white rain boots with neon pink and orange Js on them, and half neon orange, half neon pink tights. Avery then waved happily as an orange backwards J-shaped keyblade shaped very similar to Robodoki’s heart collision key fell down, to which they caught and used it to launch in the air. Then, as they landed, they put it behind them and began their speech.
“The power of creativity that’ll work up a storm!”Avery covered their hands across their heart for the first part of that sentence, awkwardly chuckling as they rubbed their neck. Then, they spun one last time and widened their stance, their left hand forming a J on the left of their chest.
“Call me Robomecha, cause I’ll make your heart spark!”
Transformation Sequence
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Getting the Baby to Sleep
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Gravity Falls, hands down! The show had a storyline perfectly executed (taking the course of one summer) and didn't overstay its welcome, the cast & crew were (and still are!) amazing, and I made plenty of friends who were also fans of the show. Like me & my friends in middle/high school would always geek out whenever the new episodes came out, we got our Dipper hats & shirts from Hot Topic, etc.
My second option would be Adventure Time, even though I never really watched it enough to understand the full plot. I usually watched most of the fillers or whatever was on TV. Hell, I didn't realize the show was coming to an end until I saw the trailers a few days prior to the finale, my dumbass thought they cancelled it! I definitely wanna go back & rewatch the whole series, especially with the Fionna and Cake spinoff coming out real soon!
Steven Universe was pretty good too, my GF obsessed buddies & I would also geek out whenever new episodes came out, but I did hear some crazy stories of certain sides of the fandom & this was waaay before I had Tumblr and of course, the rushed finale (mostly the Future miniseries) left me feeling pretty numb about the show! I did love the movie tho, like I personally don't mind skipping Future & just consider the movie as the true ending of the series!
Star vs. The Forces of Evil had a promising storyline that my friends & I loved, buuut the whole ship war dilemma ruined the plot by the last half of the series. I wished we got more on Eclipsa & Globgor's backstory (like a full fledged episode on their past leading up to their imprisonment) and of course more episodes focusing on the previous Queens of Mewni would've been nice too! Did we ever get answers as to how Marco was able to use the wand & if he really was a descendant of the Mewmans?
As for Regular Show, Gumball, We Bare Bears, & MLP: FiM, they were really nice & funny cartoons that kept me entertained, though I never watched their whole runs as a series.
Also, no Ducktales 2017???
Okay, with the 2010’s era of cartoons now firmly in the rear view, I’m curious…
If I missed your favorite 2010’s cartoon, feel free to add them in the tags. If I get enough ‘what about X’ comments I’ll probably do a second poll with all of the write-in answers. Please just note that I’m talking about cartoons that started between 2010 and 2019 (and preferably ended before 2020, that's less mandatory but I want to prioritize cartoons that did all or at least the majority of their run during the New Tens), there’s a reason why ‘Kipo and the Age of the Wonderbeasts’ or ‘The Owl House’ are not on the list.
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Twerk-out round 2! Celeste and Akane refuse to be outdone by an outsider, demanding Kirumi come on stage with the two of them to prove who the real Ultimate Twerkslut is. They're gonna have to break out their favorite golden boombox and all their best twerk techniques, no matter how intense and sweaty they all get. Hopefully they don't get too into twerking and forget what the whole point of this was...
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"I assure you that I have no interest in challenging your chances! It was a sheer acci-!" SMACK! SMACK! Two hard hands slapped her naked, oiled up ass, leaving red handprints and silencing a Kirumi, leaving shuddering in pleasure.
"Shut the Hell up, you maid slut!!!" Celeste seethed. All three challengers stood on stage - all naked, oiled up as Kirumi and standing by with their boomboxes. "You cost me the last round...but not this time!! You best put it all on the line now!!"
"Hell yeah!! This is a fight to prove it all!!! You cheated last time, but I'm winnin' no doubt!!!" Akane roared, cracking her knuckles, and even stretched....which had the effect of giving some of the stagehands a bit of a show. But they weren't the main fcous.
On stage, the curtains was pulled back and the crowd came to life and, who wouldn't? From the start, all three had their backs turned to the crowd - giving each member of it a look at huge, shiny sets of pale, bronze, and vibrant asses that were staking their claim as the best.
Each at least confident thanks to the 'upgrades' they had their respective tech geeks made to their boomboxes.
Celeste, after paying out Chihiro with an assjob that left him breathless, had the programmer make her boombox that emitted a frequency to fully unleash 'Taeko Yasuhiro' - her slutty commoner self out to the masses. A desire that lead to the crowed being enamored with the sheer contrast of the elegant Celeste being so openly slutty, matching her speedy cake claps with vulgar display of sucking air dicks or even rubbing her pussy. Anything to win the title she thought she deserved!!!
Akane had two geeks, one mechanic and one animator with hypnotic tech, at her disposal. Milking both their cocks at once in double titjobe, she had them make her a boombox meant to do two things. One, have her maker louder, heftier, more powerful claps to get people's eyes and ears on her. Two, also emit a brainwashing frequency that, if the show of shaking flesh wasn't cutting it, the boombox's own ability to turn the crowd into gooninng zombies would do so instead!! Not that Akane doubted much it'd be her to win instead!
Finally, there was Kirumi. She actually didn't want to go to Miu and even refused her multiple times. But, Miu being Miu (and wanting to stick it to Class 77 and 78), still opted to take her golden boombox instead and modify it for a 'big' surprise. A literal one in this case as the crowd would bare witness to Kirumi growing to about nine feet tall with a bench size paired of sloshy buns to go with it~ Kirumi didn't want to compete, but if she was now being hard pressed and literally forced to grow to beat out the competition, might as well squat down and enjoy herself.
CLAP! CLAP!! CLAP!!! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!!
The entire auditorium was filled it. Cacophony of clapping that had people standing hard at attention, dripping in their skirts and shorts, tossing away their funds and their own spunk without hesitation: all completely focused on the trio's intense efforts to be the best...
Though, as time passed, it seemed that remembering this event was purely a 'twerking' contest was getting quite lost on everyone: audience and performers in all. Perhaps using three hypnosis devices that got people insanely horny and excited, and modifying them to go further wasn't the best idea as the crowd began to strip and go at each other. Girls twerking on guys dicks, guys diving into kissing and worshiping many more moons that dared to stake their claim to -
And eventually, even the sweaty, horny, twerkers couldn't resist spreading themselves for many of studs and futas mistresses that dared to invade the stage to claim the three whoreish beauties, filling them with their reward for being such teases: a near infinite and continuous supply of cum that had all their asses, and eventually the rest of their holes spewing out musky, sweet cream~
Ultimately, Round 2 is a no contest~
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