#Halp meh

[placeboelysium]

Posting this so I can say ... I need her so bad guys

[scaredy-bat-x3]

does anyone know what video this is from?? lol

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

this is without a doubt the weirdest thing I have ever done

SALUTATIONS, HELLAVERSE FANDOM! 

You probably don't know me, but my name is Godfrey. (Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure!) 

To be quite honest, I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing here. As I type this, I'm unspeakably nervous.

"Why are you nervous, Godfrey?" I hear you ask.

Well...

I have a dream

I'm here to tell

About a fanfic I wrote for Hazbin Hotel 

(sorry)

Okay okay serious director voice from now. 

Look, this is gonna sound absolutely unhinged, but hear me out. (insane rambles under the cut, this bitch is LONG)

In April, a friend and I had a conversation about a song I wrote and how it was. Well, kinda coded to Vox and Valentino.

Then one thing led to another, and two-and-a-bit months and twelve thousand words later, I had written an absolutely sprawling shitshow of a fic (details later in the post)

Even as I was writing it, I knew the written word didn't do it justice.

Hence, this post. 

(golly, this sounds really demanding, I am so sorry)

Fuck it, my mom always says "if you don't ask you don't get", and for once I want her to be right.

This is, I suppose, a sort of... call to action, for lack of a better term.

Artists, animators and voice actors, I'd like your help to turn this fic into an animatic, or if we can manage it, an actual animation.

ONLY if we can manage it, not if it's gonna stress anyone out.

IMPORTANT NOTE

Just to get this out of the way, not that I should even need to say this but it's unfortunately 2024. If anyone even SUGGESTS using A.I. your ass is getting blocked. I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit.

On to my next point: I am unequivocally in support of artists and actors being paid for their work. 

However, I am a Broke Bitch. Unless we could somehow do crowdfunding or something, I physically would not be able to pay people. This makes me feel like a very shitty person, but unfortunately it's the truth, and I want to be upfront and honest about that.

This is why I hope to get as many people on board as possible for this project, so nobody has to do a shit-ton of work.

I understand that most of you are busy, with work, school/college, or life generally life-ing. Join the club, my life is hectic too.

This is why I really have no set deadline for this. Whether it takes a few months or a few years, as long as it's done well with a minimal amount of stress.

Well, now that that's out of the way, time to go into details a bit.

Characters in order of appearance (this is mainly for VAs)

Vox

Valentino

Velvette 

Angel Dust

Charlie

Husk

Alastor

Vaggie

Lucifer

Niffty

Sir Pentious

Asmodeus (yeah this is slightly a Helluva Boss crossover)

Frank (the egg boi)

Fizzarolli

Katie Killjoy

Tom Trench

And lastly, depending on what everyone else thinks, I have an idea for how Verosika and Zestial can be involved. 

Will there be musical numbers?

The short answer is YEAH, cause Hazbin is a musical. I cannot stress enough how much the music is My Problem. Literally, apart from people singing, I will take care of that.

My Idea Of The Process 

(please bear in mind I have little to no idea of how the animation process works so this is almost definitely wrong, please feel free to correct me about it)

Step 1. Storyboard

Step 2. Voice lines and songs get recorded

Step 3. Animatic (this could very well end up being as far as it gets and that is absolutely cool beans)

Possible Step 4. Animation

Finally, I'd be more than happy to be the one to edit all the clips together. Editing is its own kind of hell, and I'm totally willing to take one for the team.

The Vision

This is. (fffffff) this is the part that's gonna make me sound like a Draconian jerk but I promise I don't mean to come across this way.

I'm hoping to have something that's as close to the style of the show as possible. (this video kinda has the right vibes) This is so the final project will look cohesive and somewhat professional. (god that probably sounded so bad but I genuinely have no idea how else to say it)

TO BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR. I have nothing against artists with other distinctive art styles, in fact I've come across several that I absolutely love.

Regarding The Writing

I've never directed anything before, so forgive me if this is crossing a line, but like. 

I have my vision for how I want this to go and I'm kind of. not overly flexible on that. Obviously ideas that people have to get this to work good are more than welcome, but they might not end up happening.

Not to be a dick, but I am sorta the director so I do kinda get to make the call on that stuff. (ew god that felt odd)

If this gets off the ground, I'd have to turn this 12,000 word fic into a script to make it easier for people to read it and not get bogged down by my weird old-fashioned poetic style. This would be sent out to people who express interest at some point.

Just a heads-up: If you're expecting an AO3 link I am so sorry but it's Google Docs, mainly because this thing is wildly self-indulgent and I, for one, do not fancy attracting potential haters. Most people are nice, some are very vocally not. Besides, what would be the fun if everyone knew the story in advance?

BASICALLY

If you're interested shoot me an ask and I'll answer privately (OFF anon pls, I wanna know who I'm workin' with here!) or DM me and I'll get back to you.

If you see this and know someone who'd be interested, feel free to tag them or send this post to them.

I am gonna tag @achilleanauthor (my right hand man over here) @emeraldcity1900 and @onesidedradiostatic as they're kind of the only blogs I know who are I guess. Active in the Hellaverse fandom.

If this gains enough traction and I get people on board, I'll be setting up a Discord server (another first for me). 

Watch this space, and as Alastor would say, "Stay tuned..."

[carby]

no one told me that it feels like you're physically dying during the first week of dropping caffeine. and for that, I shall no longer beep when I detect CO in anyone's home. Godspeed!

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

someone please explain to me why on gods green earth would a monitor stand need an ethernet port and hdmi in

[bananaede]

I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't studied shit..

Wish me luck pookies:'D

[tinyperson00]

HALP 😭

I have a belt test for karate tonight aghhhhhh

I havnt done a test in over a year and a half (took a year break after getting red belt) I DONT REMEMBER ANY OF THE FORMS

went through all 9 I need to know for tonight during yesterday's class with the instructor.. BUT I HAVE THE MEMORY OF A LITERAL GOLDFISH!!!! Ahhhh

9 form... 20-50+ moves in each.... 3 hours to relearn them all ... And I have homework as well 😭

I just wanna go home, sleep, draw, get a snack, watch some anime, and RELAX! But nope. Gotta go do hw and then study the hell outa these forms..

wish me luck 🥲

[youhaveacatinyourlap]

roblox is taking forever to load ;-;

[crowned--corvid]

Feel bad for posting this but I'm currently tight on cash rn and my pc died at the worst time. I can get it up and running quick but it will take me a while to rake up the cash.

Please donate if you can-- or at the least boost this! It's very much appreciated <33

[robot-voice]

*writing fanfiction, hands shaking, brow sweating*

“Would he fucking say that??”

[gunkpup]

I FUCKING LOST THE OG POST OF THE "dead scene kid trying to reach out to me on captcha"

I was possessed to draw this

[placeboelysium]

Does anyone have that disco elysium post comparing the skill portraits to the correlating character portraits like Soona = Visual Calculus? I KNOW IT EXISTS BUT I LOST IT AAUGHH HELP

[livelaughlovelams]

Today's 1am thought is: omg why is the nervous system so scary like actually omg get away from me I'm SCAREDDD nervous system WHYYY.

LOOK AT IT!?

[papairaart]

hi i'm literally too exhausted to make a promo post with a nice graphic right now but i will draw anime art for dollars

trying to save up for things i got plenty of slots open. some examples

[999moreyears]

guys i have 3 tumblrs open

[lowpawly]

landlord is not very receptive about the mold issue which is making me feel #depressed