#HalBarry for the win
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Lmao Flash (which I’m assuming is Barry) and GL (which I’m assuming is Hal Jordan) are going to be deeply invested in this to the point they start to unknowingly raise Billy.
At some point the various school administrations think the two are gay dads trying to raise their wayward son.
If Billy ever calls them ‘dad’ they will think it’s sarcastic or an inside joke.
When Billy gets revealed, you bet the two will be in too deep, this officially adopting them. (Whether this is platonic or romantic HalBarry is up for interpretation).
School
Billy hasn’t gone to school in years. naturally, he’s curious about others experiences with it.
Marvel: “You’ve gone to school?”
Flash: “Yes? You sound surprised about that?”
Marvel: “What’s it like at school?”
Flash: “It’s boring. Really boring.”
Marvel: *sounds disappointed* “Oh.”
GL: “Cap, have you never gone to school before?”
Marvel: “Nope!”
Flash: “Not even in Ancient Greece? You were born around that time, right?”
Marvel: “What? No??”
GL and Flash: *share a look*
GL: “Cap, how old are you?”
Marvel: “Chronologically?”
Flash: “Yes?”
Marvel: “It’s between 92 and a hundred thousand.”
GL: “That uh… doesn’t really give us much to work with, man.”
Marvel: “Let’s just go with 92.”
Flash: “So you’re saying that during your 92 years of living, possibly more, you’ve never even stepped foot into a school?”
Marvel: “Well, I went all the way up until I was eight.”
GL: “That doesn’t really make it better.”
Flash: “Maybe we can work something out with Black Canary?”
Marvel: “What?”
Flash: “Well, she manages the kids on the team. She tells them to go to school and stuff so who’s to say she couldn’t find a way to make you go to school too? She’s resourceful like that.”
That’s how Billy ended up going to school as Marvel while shapeshifted into Billy.
Flash and GL: *dropping Billy off at a school in their civies*
GL: “You’re such a cute kid, man!” *pinches his cheek*
Marvel: “Dude, stop!” *slaps his hand away*
GL: “Alright alright, fine.”
Flash: “Have a good day at school!”
Later…
Flash, GL, Marvel: *all walking to a zeta tube while munching on hotdogs*
Flash: “So, Cap- er Mark, how was school?”
Marvel: *takes a bite so he can chew in silence for a bit* “I got expelled.”
Flash and GL: “WHAT?!”
#HalBarry for the win#platonic or romantic#you decide#I decide romantic#because I’m a sucker for a misunderstanding slowburn coworkers to friends to unknowing parents to lovers#all of that before knowing their child is an actual child#billy batson#shazam#dc captain marvel#Flash#Barry Allen#green lantern#Hal Jordan#when they figure out their kid is an actual kid but also actually older than them#I bet they’ll be confused on why the nicest hero is a terrible child in school#and it’s not about grades#he’s just a feral Racoon#so teachers think Hal and Barry coddle their demon child and think Billy is an Angel#teacher: ah it’s one of those parents who think their kids are perfect#Hal and Barry knowing full well their ‘kid’ is a symbol of perfection in the hero community#I did so many tags wtf is wrong with me
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i love the blue lantern barry concepts but i swear this plays in my head everytime i see one

#barry allen#he makes me laugh#halbarry specifically like hal probably had a stroke#being a lantern was supposed to be HIS thing#but whatever!!! love wins or smth#anyways dia yap personal post idk#halbarry
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MY FUCKING GUY RED RACER IS BACK AND WITH HIS BOYFRIEND this is a great day good morning everyone
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another win for the halbarry stans
#there’s been new OFFICIAL halbarry content every week for the past month this is crazy#i’m a former tedbecca stan idk what it’s like to win !!!!#halbarry#hal jordon#barry allen#jeremy adams#i’m gonna fuck around and preorder ouuuu
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Did you hear Hal and Barry are teaming up in dawn of dc green lantern #4
YES I DID IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!! FINALLY
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this is getting notes again so if you enjoyed this interpretation of halbarry and are also a sucker for romanticizing the human body, then you need to read your years and mine. it’s literally all this
“Sorry, were you saying something?”
[alt text ID, close-ups + ID below cut]
IMAGE 1: Lovecore-themed Halbarry fanart of Barry Allen daydreaming about Hal Jordan. Barry is in a dress shirt with heart buttons and rolled up sleeves underneath a heart-patterned argyle sweater vest. In his Flash ring-adorned left hand, he fidgets with a heart-themed pen. He rests his chin in the other hand, wearing a FitBit with a beating heart on its screen, as his blushing cheek is pressed up into his bright, distracted eyes and obscures an obvious smile. He looks distantly to the corner as a thought bubble floats above him, playing out a montage of his favorite Hal traits as follows: his freckles and budding graying hairs, his smile revealing a chipped tooth gap, and his tummy showcasing lovehandles and a happy trail as his shirt lifts up.
IMAGE 2: Lovecore-themed Halbarry fanart of Hal Jordan daydreaming about Barry Allen. Hal is in a dress shirt and pilot jacket, decorated in various heart patches. He’s also wearing heart stud earrings and heart dog tags. He sits back casually with one arm resting on his stomach and the other leaning back on a couch. He turns his head to the side into the palm of his hand, squishing his face and obscuring a slight smile, playing off his bashfulness for nonchalance. His eyes are half-lidded, looking away to the side, as a thought bubble floats above him, playing out a montage of his favorite Barry traits as follows: his strong yet slender hands fidgeting with his Flash ring, his beaming eyes glancing in Hal’s direction, and a running shot accentuating his ass and thighs in gym shorts.
IMAGES 3-8: Respective closeups of Barry and Hal’s faces, hands, and clothes/accessories.
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Hey guys welcome back to my channel
Halbarry spy au based on a fic my friend wrote for me 🫶
I havent uh...done hals character sheet yet but ill add it later
Okay lore time:
This is sort of a combination between the cw flash show and the comics because my friend only knows the cw show
Iris, Barry and Hal all work under the same spy agency (i guess its a version of the justice league but i think i need a diff name for it).
Barry "flash" allen is an agent well known for his agility and efficiency, and yk he loves a plan!
Specialty is cryptography and tracking people down (forensics background)
Picked up some code and info gathering from iris. B + I work really well together because they understand each other's fields and also are BFFs (yay!)
I like to think hed be interested by new technologies and gadgets because hes a nerd
Not a very good liar, Iris has tried to teach him her tricks and he has. sort of improved?
Iris "dutch" west is like the woman in the chair. (I named her dutch becuz of the dutch iris flower, its very pretty you should look it up).
She's known for digging up information and learns a lot abt the clients/targets/whatever so that her agents are best prepared (barry loves this). S
Works behind the scenes during operations to make sure everything goes smoothly
Very good at manipulation and getting things out of people.
Wanted to be a field operative but Joe wouldn't let her (its apparently dangerous or something...🙄). She does occasionally go on little unofficial missions that only barry knows about because a girls gotta have her fun!!!
Joe is some sort of supervisor for the agency btw. 👍
Hal "highball" jordan!!! Hal is overall a very skilled agent. He's a creative and unpredictable fighter, plus he's able to think quickly on his feet.
He really enjoys the risk of the job and sometimes gets a bit too into it which can cause some erm. predicaments. But hey! quick thinking!
His impulsiveness has put many of his partners in danger due to their inability to keep up with him.
Charismatic (rizz!!), helps him on missions that require a little people shmoozing.
Many people underestimate his actual ability and think he has gotten to where he is by nepotism/sleeping his way up but hes a very hard and ambitious worker
side note: Carol ferris is a higher up and after she and Hal broke up she sent him on really dangerous jobs out of spite. "haha yup almost died. shes so funny <3"
Barry sort of gets paired with hal as damage control and is NOT very happy about it because he thinks hal is incredibly annoying and impulsive. Hal is also not very happy about it because he thinks Barry is uptight and a goody-two-shoes. They are both not wrong!!
Because of Joe and Barry propaganda, Iris doesn't really like Hal at first but likes teasing Barry about working with him. Eventually hal wins her over
Barry can be a bit of a control freak in terms of sticking to the plan so working with hal forces him to loosen up and become more adaptable. I think Hal learns to appreciate Barry for his skill and respects his work ethic. He really trusts Barry and eventually goes along with his plans (even if he knows they won't go perfectly, but thats what improv is for). I think as they work together they build a really strong trust between them like 'Ik u wont let me die! thanks a lot xoxo'. imagine them gayly and clichely driving away from a mission in a cool convertible with the radio on. yeahhh!
#my art#dc comics#barry allen#hal jordan#halbarry#iris west#spy au#i love thinking!!#if you actually read all of that thank you i appreciate it#but yeah. i like thinking about halbarry#i will def draw more for this au#hb are so bisexual...#barry and iris also have like#me playing with my hb barbies in my head#thanks guys#buh bye!1
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Sometimes when I write fanfics I really want to do serious situations and serious dialogues, but to achieve my goal, I usually have two big problems.
I lack inspiration and time to come up with the right moment.
And number two and probably the most important: Hal Jordan.
I hope that idiot doesn't really take control of the fanfic and take it in the direction, although the way things are going… I think he will win.
(I pretend to hate Hal because to be honest… I love writing that idiot, it makes me laugh so hard and stress out about his damn internal crises.)
'No, really, it is,' he insists. "He spends much of his free time helping to reform criminals and regularly attends children's hospitals or orphanages… He goes and read them stories, Bar!" "I'm sure Superman does too." "Superman doesn't have a big butt and fat thighs." Barry sighs in defeat. He is not going to be a participant in a debate like this. "So... Do you think I could be the Flash type?" Barry blinks in confusion at the question and looks at him trying to decipher if Hal is joking, surprisingly he isn´t."
(I'm posting a little sneak peek of a fanfic I'm working on for Halbarry week, because I'm very happy to have finished another fic for the event. Now all that remains is to correct them. Probably the worst part.)
#hal jordan#dc comics#barry allen#halbarry#green lantern#the flash#yes i do write fanfics#fanfic#fanfics halbarry#halbarry week 2024#halbarry week#halbarry propaganda#halbarry week preview
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barry has broken timlines -> that means... there would be canon halbarry in some timelines (yes I'm not talking about hank and ray) i need angst fic about this...
hank and ray are alt versions of hal and barry, down to the comic nerdiness + parallax graying hair reference. it’s a win in my book as far as canon is concerned
and it does have great fic potential! but i’m not much of the angst type either, i actually think it would be rly fun and silly (<- guy who can only take things fun and sillfully)! barry goes around doing his multiverse checkups and finds the timeline where he and hal are happily married and goes “haha wow, good for them! surely this says nothing abt me !”
i can only imagine what they’d think abt him. god do you think alt timeline hal would start flirting with our barry too 😭 cue the sitcom laughtrack!
also thank you for this ask bc i’ve been dying to share this panel ever since i saw it:

gripping my knees he’s so fucking autistic. he’s autistic and he loves his friends so much.
#i totally get him bc if i had the ability to universe hop i would absolutely be nosying me and my friends’ alt lives#i wanna know which friends i end up marrying#danswers#danbles#panels#dc#the flash#barry allen#halbarry#autisms#alt text#described#i just noticed the ‘timneline’ typo too 😭 finding typos in comics is also fun and sillyful!
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No lies detected. Why can’t characters be friends without fandoms forcing them to being secretly gay /bi with each other?
Let friends be friends! Let enemies be enemies! Not to sound homophobic but not everyone have to be lesbian or bi or gay or even Lgbt.
To all writers, please do whatever you want, regardless of what anyone says, as long as it is not something problematic, questionable or controversial (like racism or sexism). It's not easy to please people. Therefore, it is important to master the art of not listening (except for genuinely constructive criticism) and ignoring.
Fandom: Give us healthy straight relationships, please!
Creators: *Procedes to give the fandom a healthy, happy, in love relationship with kids*
Fandom: UGH! WHY ARE ALL THESE RELATIONSHIPS SO STRAIGHT! IT'S CLEAR THAT SHE/HE ARE GAY! WHY ARE YOU FORCING THEM TO BE TOGETHER!
Fandom: Give us male rivalry! Why don't we ever get that!
Creators: *Procedes to give the fandom a toxic ass rivarly where one guy thinks that one guy is a terrorist for an entire year and another guy decides to kill the other guys son and torture him for years on end*
Fandom: Oh my god! They're so in love and are so gay for the other! Don't worry my gay bby's. I'll save you!
Fandom: Give us a strong black female character who can show her emotions as well!
Creators: * Procedes to give the fandom a black woman as a lead character and have her cry when she should be crying and also have her be strong both physically, mentally and emotionally and giving her a realistic background*
Fandom: Ugh! All she does is bitch! Why can't she just understand that the world doesn't revolve around her! And her background is so unrealistic!
Fandom: Give us a strong female friendship!
Creators: *Procedes to give the fandom a female friendship with ups and downs but those two staying loyal as fuck to the other*
Fandom: Yeah but if you make that girl go at it at that girls lover then we can finally have some drama on this fandom!
Fandom: Give us 2 male best friends from childhood!
Creators: *Procedes to give the fandom two best friends from childhood who went to each others weddings as best man's and only see each other as brothers.*
Fandom: Oh my God! Why won't you make them gay! They're so cute together, you heartless monsters.
I can honestly go on but it's too early in the morning. Message me if you want more.
#Anti superbat#Anti halbarry#Anti dickroy#Anti batjokes#anti batcest (in overall)#Anti draco malfoy#anti dramione#anti drarry#anti toxic fandom#Anti fandom#Anti fanon#Anti timkon#Anti shipping#pro romione#ron weasley deserved better#Fandoms please do better#Fandoms are absolutely ridiculous#Pro brotps#Let healthy friendships and enemies with non-romantic but ınteresting dynamics/relationship win#Let friends be friends#Let enemies be enemies#anti MegaOp#anti Optirach#anti Bulkhead x Wheeljack#I have no intention to attack the shippers but i see the most of the ships i am anti of as bromance / friendship/familial relationships#except Batjokes Dramione and Drarry#And all the Batcest is a big No due to them being family
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Speak to me the loves of three for HalBarry
She was a terrible Storm but at least they cast a Black--oh...
It's often a little unclear who would win in a fight, but I'm confident that Barry will always be able to slap the shit out of Hal when he's being himself before Hal could stop him, and honestly that's what Hal is missing in his life, it's what Carol doesn't understand.
Barry won't call Hal out about the whole Parallax thing, partially because his crimes against science, reality, plausible narrative and God mean that his house is made of glass and built on sand, and really I think it's nice that Hal has one relationship where the other person has no grounds to remind him that he should really probably be in the Phantom Zone.
I don't think Hal is really capable of being emotionally available during sex, but Barry will be out of the shower and asleep in bed so quickly after they start that there will be no time to dwell on it.
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Get to know your mutuals!
Tagged by @teejaystumbles :D
What’s the origin of your blog title? It started when I made my AO3 account. Because my real name starts with a J and so I was considering doing something with that, like J****Prime, but then I was playing around with other words that would fit and also start with a J. And thus, JustPrime was born!
OTP(s)+ shipnames(s): This isn't all of them, just the ones off the top of my head AKA in my bookmarks of AO3 links. Also I'm not going to justify any of these here, but will be more than happy to explain if any of you have questions! But to name a few...
Marvel : Stucky, Symbrock, Cherik, MattFoggy, NicoVictor, Valcarol, Soren/Talos/Nick Fury (a rarest of rare-pair for which I'm pretty sure I've written the only fic on AO3 here) DC (i'm suuuuch a dc multishipper) : BrucHarvey, Joyfire, TimKon, CassSteph, HalBarry, Constantstar (specifically the first of the fallen variety), Clois, and OF COURSE Dreamling SPN : Destiel, Samleen, Midam, Dreamhunter Star Wars : HanLeia, Dinluke, Thranto, Codywan, Anidala, Barrissoka, Wutrolani Arcane : Jayvik, Vicait, Timebomb, Zaundads Magnus Archives : Teaholding, Lonelyeyes, TimSasha, JonMicheal, Mike Crew x ME Malevolent : Arthur Lester and His Three Boyfriends (and all the subpairings that come with this), Hammer and Chisel Misc : Willabeth, Wolfstar, Hannigram, Trephacard, ShiGuang, WangXian, Reinhard/Siegfried, Bluesey, Pynch, Alex/Darlington
Favourite colour: Green, the darker the shade the better, like the woods at night.
Song stuck in your head: Last Resort (Power Glove Remix) by Papa Roach AKA the DMC version that still yet to be released anywhere >:(
Weirdest habit/trait: I'm pretty good at ignoring my body when I have to (thanks ADHD) which isn't always great but it is certainly weird.
Hobbies: Reading, writing (both original stuff and fanfic), crocheting, and recently I've gotten back a bit into embroidery, video games when I have access, DnD when I have a group
If you work, what’s your profession? I currently work in a library.
If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? I really want to do archival work of some sort.
Something you’re good at: Public speaking and puzzle solving.
Something you hate: Lack of control.
Something you collect: ROCKS! Shiny rocks, soft rocks, fossilized rocks...don't care I want them.
Something you forget: Honestly? If it's out of sight, it's out of mind and a 50/50 chance that I actually remember.
What’s your love language: My love language is telling people about how Love Languages are a pseudoscience made up by a Southern Baptist minister in the 90s who defines 'acts of service' as a way to get women to do more chores and 'physical touch' as a way to coercive women into having sex whenever their husbands demand it...
Favourite movie/show: UUUUM...gestures weakly to my blog...It honestly depends on the day. Currently I'm trying to get everyone I know to watch DMC and Castlevania Nocturne on Netflix. I've also been revisiting DnDorks 'Business Venture' 3-shot, which I HIGHLY recommend if you want a shorter DnD campaign more heavily focused on roleplaying. Movie-wise, I recently watch Conclave with a friend and it was well worth it.
Favourite food: Japanese cuisine, but specifically sushi
Favourite animal: Velociraptor
What were you like as a child: Precocious
Favourite subject at school: Usually English or History (though sciences were also fun) but honestly anything that let me do creative writing was a win in my books.
Least favourite subject: Anything related to/or about Calculus.
What’s your best character trait? I don't give up.
What’s your worst character trait? I'm blunt. Especially when I am stressed I tend not to mince words, which sometimes has the tendency to get on people's nerves or hurt their feelings.
If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? I would change it so that the people I love would be safe and healthy.
Tagging mutuals : @croik , @oblivionsdream , @rainy-days-and-nights <3
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Running Around Catching Feelings?
Halbarry friends to friends-with-benefits to lovers!
Barry falls first, but Hal falls harder in this one, and it's one of my few fics where they're not already in an established relationship. I also play in the omegaverse sandbox but everyone is fluid: beta is the baseline and then they cycle through Alpha and Omega without really being able to predict which one they're going to land on.
Hal and Barry make a deal to help each other out through heats and ruts because their cycles are in sync but of course realizations are had, feelings are caught and it doesn't stay casual.
Slightly NSFW snippet (but barely) under the cut!
“Want me to bring you back anything?” asked Hal, hooking his chin over Barry’s shoulder, “In about two weeks, I will be two minutes away from the statue of liberty.” “Hal, everything is two minutes away for me. A lot less even,” Barry pointed out. Hal pinched his side. “No one goes to New York just for the tacky I Love NYC T-shirts, Barry,” he retorted. Barry tried to flip around on his back only for Hal to drop his full weight on top him to keep him pinned down. A low fire flared in his belly and he squirmed, very much enjoying the sensation of warm skin sliding against his own and the hot puffs of breath at his ear. Just to be contrarious, he tilted his head away to avoid the kiss and Hal’s lips landed on his chin instead. “You know, I’m still waiting for the souvenir you promised me from the moon in sector 3897,” said Barry. “I told you, I had it shipped to earth but it got lost in the mail! It was supposed to get here before I did.” “Sure, because the guardians can figure out light constructs powered by will, but mail delivery is one step too far.” Hal growled low in his throat, finally losing patience with Barry’s arguing. He looped an arm under Barry’s chest and back up to wrap it lightly around Barry’s throat and tilt his head back, just so he could finally collect the kiss he’d been seeking. Hal in alpha was fun because he was too impatient and distracted to keep up with the banter properly, which meant Barry always won. It was particularly pleasant when Barry was also in alpha because his competitiveness was through the roof and he liked to win. “I’m trying to be sexy here, please get with the program,” Hal whispered in his ear. “You started it,” taunted Barry, smiling. “And I’m finishing it,” said Hal, “don’t complain when all you get is a shitty keychain.”
Thank you for asking!!
WIP ask game
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oh I also skimmed through the new Knights of Steel issue and immediately zoomed in on the fact that Barry is also in the El Family dungeons (you see him running back and forth in his cell while Bruce and Harley are chatting) which means we have Barry, Dinah and Oliver down there so I am hoping and praying we get the full Dumbass Squad when they finally reveal Hal is the Green Man (if he’s not I’m going to cry. Ultimate betrayal)
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RULES: make a new post with the names of your WIP files. let people send you an ask w the title(s) that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them smth abt it!
tagged by: @bitchyblkqueer (ty for the tag!!)
i don’t rly write fics (yet), but i do have wips for my comic/art ideas! some of them might be script format, some might be art sneakpeeks, send an ask and find out! :]
1) toons [options: clark, batfam, barry, hal, nika]
2) does it matter who wins the argument? [batboys]
3) speedster love gaslighting iris [wally + iris]
4) gag gift [wally + barry]
5) bedtime story [halbarry]
6) pretty ugly [t4t hb au]
7) more than this [t4t hb au]
8) beach day [t4t hb au]
9) t4t yuri au [halberry]
10) talking out loud [westallen]
11) kiss and tell [westhallen, nsfw-ish]
12) misc. wips: one, two, three, four, five, six [halbarry, nsfw]
13) spiderverse au [oc: dayta]
14) karaoke [oc: dayta, crossover w friend]
15) kiss meme [31cg]
16) hair meme [31cg, oc: adri]
17) 31st century kids [31cg, ocs: bea, iris]
18) misc. wips: one, two, three, four [31cg]
19) new character concepts [oc: arya]
tagging: @f0rvalaka @hornbeetlethoughts @urutt @cutemeat if you have any wips/drafts to share 🫶
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Jesus man, ty ty TY so much! Really appreciate all these suggestions! Tbh, I think I've read a good chunk of these, but there were several that caught my interest.
Once again, I appreciate the help! Take care 😄🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
I am in need of help from the HalBarry community.
Ive recently become enamoured by these two and have been searching for good fics focusing on the pairing. However, most fica either are:
A. AUs that are far detached from canon (Soulmate AUs, Highschool AUs, etc.) which Im not exactly a huge fan of-- especially since Im new here lol. Id like to find smth that I can reasonably imagine happening in canon.
B. Fics that DO seem reasonably in canon dont exactly focus on HalBarry primarily and have them as a side plot. Again, would prefer these two to be the main focus of whatever fic I pick up 😅
(sidenote: smth that isnt overtly focused on smut and isnt a one shot would be also greatly appreciated. I like taking long reads on so a solid multi chapter fic would be nice.)
I trust you all can help me, thank you in advance!
#halbarry#gay#dc green lantern#dc flash#dc universe#Y'all are really helpful with this#thank you guys!#It cause of y'all that I've fallen in love with these two fruitbaskets#gay love wins 😩💅💅💅
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