#HalBarry for the win

[moonlightcycle571]

Lmao Flash (which I’m assuming is Barry) and GL (which I’m assuming is Hal Jordan) are going to be deeply invested in this to the point they start to unknowingly raise Billy.

At some point the various school administrations think the two are gay dads trying to raise their wayward son.

If Billy ever calls them ‘dad’ they will think it’s sarcastic or an inside joke.

When Billy gets revealed, you bet the two will be in too deep, this officially adopting them. (Whether this is platonic or romantic HalBarry is up for interpretation).

School

Billy hasn’t gone to school in years. naturally, he’s curious about others experiences with it.

Marvel: “You’ve gone to school?”

Flash: “Yes? You sound surprised about that?”

Marvel: “What’s it like at school?”

Flash: “It’s boring. Really boring.”

Marvel: *sounds disappointed* “Oh.”

GL: “Cap, have you never gone to school before?”

Marvel: “Nope!”

Flash: “Not even in Ancient Greece? You were born around that time, right?”

Marvel: “What? No??”

GL and Flash: *share a look*

GL: “Cap, how old are you?”

Marvel: “Chronologically?”

Flash: “Yes?”

Marvel: “It’s between 92 and a hundred thousand.”

GL: “That uh… doesn’t really give us much to work with, man.”

Marvel: “Let’s just go with 92.”

Flash: “So you’re saying that during your 92 years of living, possibly more, you’ve never even stepped foot into a school?”

Marvel: “Well, I went all the way up until I was eight.”

GL: “That doesn’t really make it better.”

Flash: “Maybe we can work something out with Black Canary?”

Marvel: “What?”

Flash: “Well, she manages the kids on the team. She tells them to go to school and stuff so who’s to say she couldn’t find a way to make you go to school too? She’s resourceful like that.”

That’s how Billy ended up going to school as Marvel while shapeshifted into Billy.

Flash and GL: *dropping Billy off at a school in their civies*

GL: “You’re such a cute kid, man!” *pinches his cheek*

Marvel: “Dude, stop!” *slaps his hand away*

GL: “Alright alright, fine.”

Flash: “Have a good day at school!”

Later…

Flash, GL, Marvel: *all walking to a zeta tube while munching on hotdogs*

Flash: “So, Cap- er Mark, how was school?”

Marvel: *takes a bite so he can chew in silence for a bit* “I got expelled.”

Flash and GL: “WHAT?!”

[dawnluvvv]

MY FUCKING GUY RED RACER IS BACK AND WITH HIS BOYFRIEND this is a great day good morning everyone

[danothan]

documenting/processing the results of hal vs barry

they could’ve been uncles together 😔

[bitchyblkqueer]

another win for the halbarry stans

[antrunner]

Did you hear Hal and Barry are teaming up in dawn of dc green lantern #4

YES I DID IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!! FINALLY

[violet-2084-turkish-warrior]

No lies detected. Why can’t characters be friends without fandoms forcing them to being secretly gay /bi with each other?

Let friends be friends! Let enemies be enemies! Not to sound homophobic but not everyone have to be lesbian or bi or gay or even Lgbt.

To all writers, please do whatever you want, regardless of what anyone says, as long as it is not something problematic, questionable or controversial (like racism or sexism). It's not easy to please people. Therefore, it is important to master the art of not listening (except for genuinely constructive criticism) and ignoring.

Fandom: Give us healthy straight relationships, please!

Creators: *Procedes to give the fandom a healthy, happy, in love relationship with kids*

Fandom: UGH! WHY ARE ALL THESE RELATIONSHIPS SO STRAIGHT! IT'S CLEAR THAT SHE/HE ARE GAY! WHY ARE YOU FORCING THEM TO BE TOGETHER!

Fandom: Give us male rivalry! Why don't we ever get that!

Creators: *Procedes to give the fandom a toxic ass rivarly where one guy thinks that one guy is a terrorist for an entire year and another guy decides to kill the other guys son and torture him for years on end*

Fandom: Oh my god! They're so in love and are so gay for the other! Don't worry my gay bby's. I'll save you!

Fandom: Give us a strong black female character who can show her emotions as well!

Creators: * Procedes to give the fandom a black woman as a lead character and have her cry when she should be crying and also have her be strong both physically, mentally and emotionally and giving her a realistic background*

Fandom: Ugh! All she does is bitch! Why can't she just understand that the world doesn't revolve around her! And her background is so unrealistic!

Fandom: Give us a strong female friendship!

Creators: *Procedes to give the fandom a female friendship with ups and downs but those two staying loyal as fuck to the other*

Fandom: Yeah but if you make that girl go at it at that girls lover then we can finally have some drama on this fandom!

Fandom: Give us 2 male best friends from childhood!

Creators: *Procedes to give the fandom two best friends from childhood who went to each others weddings as best man's and only see each other as brothers.*

Fandom: Oh my God! Why won't you make them gay! They're so cute together, you heartless monsters.

I can honestly go on but it's too early in the morning. Message me if you want more.

[hiso03]

Sometimes when I write fanfics I really want to do serious situations and serious dialogues, but to achieve my goal, I usually have two big problems.

I lack inspiration and time to come up with the right moment.

And number two and probably the most important: Hal Jordan.

I hope that idiot doesn't really take control of the fanfic and take it in the direction, although the way things are going… I think he will win.

(I pretend to hate Hal because to be honest… I love writing that idiot, it makes me laugh so hard and stress out about his damn internal crises.)

'No, really, it is,' he insists. "He spends much of his free time helping to reform criminals and regularly attends children's hospitals or orphanages… He goes and read them stories, Bar!" "I'm sure Superman does too." "Superman doesn't have a big butt and fat thighs." Barry sighs in defeat. He is not going to be a participant in a debate like this. "So... Do you think I could be the Flash type?" Barry blinks in confusion at the question and looks at him trying to decipher if Hal is joking, surprisingly he isn´t."

(I'm posting a little sneak peek of a fanfic I'm working on for Halbarry week, because I'm very happy to have finished another fic for the event. Now all that remains is to correct them. Probably the worst part.)

[toytle]

RULES: make a new post with the names of your WIP files. let people send you an ask w the title(s) that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them smth abt it!

tagged by: @bitchyblkqueer (ty for the tag!!)

i don’t rly write fics (yet), but i do have wips for my comic/art ideas! some of them might be script format, some might be art sneakpeeks, send an ask and find out! :]

1) toons [options: clark, batfam, barry, hal, nika]

2) does it matter who wins the argument? [batboys]

3) speedster love gaslighting iris [wally + iris]

4) gag gift [wally + barry]

5) bedtime story [halbarry]

6) pretty ugly [t4t hb au]

7) more than this [t4t hb au]

8) beach day [t4t hb au]

9) t4t yuri au [halberry]

10) talking out loud [westallen]

11) kiss and tell [westhallen, nsfw-ish]

12) misc. wips: one, two, three, four, five, six [halbarry, nsfw]

13) spiderverse au [oc: dayta]

14) karaoke [oc: dayta, crossover w friend]

15) kiss meme [31cg]

16) hair meme [31cg, oc: adri]

17) 31st century kids [31cg, ocs: bea, iris]

18) misc. wips: one, two, three, four [31cg]

19) new character concepts [oc: arya]

tagging: @f0rvalaka @hornbeetlethoughts @urutt @cutemeat if you have any wips/drafts to share 🫶

[cer-rata]

Speak to me the loves of three for HalBarry

She was a terrible Storm but at least they cast a Black--oh...

It's often a little unclear who would win in a fight, but I'm confident that Barry will always be able to slap the shit out of Hal when he's being himself before Hal could stop him, and honestly that's what Hal is missing in his life, it's what Carol doesn't understand.

Barry won't call Hal out about the whole Parallax thing, partially because his crimes against science, reality, plausible narrative and God mean that his house is made of glass and built on sand, and really I think it's nice that Hal has one relationship where the other person has no grounds to remind him that he should really probably be in the Phantom Zone.

I don't think Hal is really capable of being emotionally available during sex, but Barry will be out of the shower and asleep in bed so quickly after they start that there will be no time to dwell on it.

[halbarryweekfeed]

Flirting; Established Relationship; "I always forget how powerful you are when you cut loose." (Part 1)

Art:

@itemreceived : Flirting on Tumblr

@ceeloilights : Halbarry Week 2024: Ch2 Grooming

@briarmoon1015 : “I always forget how powerful you are when you cut loose” on Tumblr and Instagram

Fic:

Día 2: Coquetear/Relación establecida: Barry es un nerd by @hiso03 (G)

Barry esta dispuesto a conseguir una cita con su amigo Hal, incluso si debe utilizar sus humillantes coqueteos para conquistarlo.

(via Google Translate: Barry is willing to get a date with his friend Hal, even if he has to use his humiliating flirtations to win him over.)

Fucking an Eldritch Horror by @taxi-cab-to-art-town (E)

Hal convinces Barry to relax with him.

Schedule UST Ch2 by @chocolateteapotsvis (E)

Something's wrong. Barry's not a good time... doing Hal's taxes. Finances are a common reason couples split, but Hal doubts that's generally because things got weird filling out a 1040. Can Hal get off and to the bottom of this before they become yet another statistic?

Silly pick-up lines by @wandeel

Hal has blundered again and is trying to make amends.

It's a good thing he's good with silly pick-up lines.

Halbarry Week So Far!

Day 1 Recap Parts 1 and 2

[roboticnebula]

Running Around Catching Feelings?

Halbarry friends to friends-with-benefits to lovers!

Barry falls first, but Hal falls harder in this one, and it's one of my few fics where they're not already in an established relationship. I also play in the omegaverse sandbox but everyone is fluid: beta is the baseline and then they cycle through Alpha and Omega without really being able to predict which one they're going to land on.

Hal and Barry make a deal to help each other out through heats and ruts because their cycles are in sync but of course realizations are had, feelings are caught and it doesn't stay casual.

Slightly NSFW snippet (but barely) under the cut!

“Want me to bring you back anything?” asked Hal, hooking his chin over Barry’s shoulder, “In about two weeks, I will be two minutes away from the statue of liberty.” “Hal, everything is two minutes away for me. A lot less even,” Barry pointed out. Hal pinched his side. “No one goes to New York just for the tacky I Love NYC T-shirts, Barry,” he retorted. Barry tried to flip around on his back only for Hal to drop his full weight on top him to keep him pinned down. A low fire flared in his belly and he squirmed, very much enjoying the sensation of warm skin sliding against his own and the hot puffs of breath at his ear. Just to be contrarious, he tilted his head away to avoid the kiss and Hal’s lips landed on his chin instead. “You know, I’m still waiting for the souvenir you promised me from the moon in sector 3897,” said Barry. “I told you, I had it shipped to earth but it got lost in the mail! It was supposed to get here before I did.” “Sure, because the guardians can figure out light constructs powered by will, but mail delivery is one step too far.” Hal growled low in his throat, finally losing patience with Barry’s arguing. He looped an arm under Barry’s chest and back up to wrap it lightly around Barry’s throat and tilt his head back, just so he could finally collect the kiss he’d been seeking. Hal in alpha was fun because he was too impatient and distracted to keep up with the banter properly, which meant Barry always won. It was particularly pleasant when Barry was also in alpha because his competitiveness was through the roof and he liked to win. “I’m trying to be sexy here, please get with the program,” Hal whispered in his ear. “You started it,” taunted Barry, smiling. “And I’m finishing it,” said Hal, “don’t complain when all you get is a shitty keychain.”

Thank you for asking!!

WIP ask game

[thwackk]

Pancakes or waffles? Favorite gay ship? What superpower would you have? What’s your favorite color? Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry ice cream? Have a great day! 😊

neither i despise both parties, let the angry mob cometh.

uuhhhmmmm. i really don’t know i’m gonna say Halbarry cause i think that one’s stuck with me the longest

a superpower i would kill to have is shapeshifting/some kind of transformative powers where i can change my form, weight, or shape. either that or like, stretchy powers like plastic man

favorite color has GOT to be reds and yellows

strawberry for the win!!!!!!!!!!

[danothan]

barry has broken timlines -> that means... there would be canon halbarry in some timelines (yes I'm not talking about hank and ray) i need angst fic about this...

hank and ray are alt versions of hal and barry, down to the comic nerdiness + parallax graying hair reference. it’s a win in my book as far as canon is concerned

and it does have great fic potential! but i’m not much of the angst type either, i actually think it would be rly fun and silly (<- guy who can only take things fun and sillfully)! barry goes around doing his multiverse checkups and finds the timeline where he and hal are happily married and goes “haha wow, good for them! surely this says nothing abt me !”

i can only imagine what they’d think abt him. god do you think alt timeline hal would start flirting with our barry too 😭 cue the sitcom laughtrack!

also thank you for this ask bc i’ve been dying to share this panel ever since i saw it:

gripping my knees he’s so fucking autistic. he’s autistic and he loves his friends so much.

[teatitty]

oh I also skimmed through the new Knights of Steel issue and immediately zoomed in on the fact that Barry is also in the El Family dungeons (you see him running back and forth in his cell while Bruce and Harley are chatting) which means we have Barry, Dinah and Oliver down there so I am hoping and praying we get the full Dumbass Squad when they finally reveal Hal is the Green Man (if he’s not I’m going to cry. Ultimate betrayal)

[bluetheboykisser]

Jesus man, ty ty TY so much! Really appreciate all these suggestions! Tbh, I think I've read a good chunk of these, but there were several that caught my interest.

Once again, I appreciate the help! Take care 😄🏳��‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I am in need of help from the HalBarry community.

Ive recently become enamoured by these two and have been searching for good fics focusing on the pairing. However, most fica either are:

A. AUs that are far detached from canon (Soulmate AUs, Highschool AUs, etc.) which Im not exactly a huge fan of-- especially since Im new here lol. Id like to find smth that I can reasonably imagine happening in canon.

B. Fics that DO seem reasonably in canon dont exactly focus on HalBarry primarily and have them as a side plot. Again, would prefer these two to be the main focus of whatever fic I pick up 😅

(sidenote: smth that isnt overtly focused on smut and isnt a one shot would be also greatly appreciated. I like taking long reads on so a solid multi chapter fic would be nice.)

I trust you all can help me, thank you in advance!

[chocolateteapotsvis]

Halbarry Week: Day 5 Recap! (Part 2)

Star-Crossed/Time Loop/“You were holding back, weren’t you?”

Race by @weddyy

In a race between Barry and Clark, Hal bet $30 against Bruce that the Flash would obviously win.

He shouldn't have

Hope and Willpower: You Felt That Too? by @littlewingtakeflight

“You were holding back, weren’t you?” Hal asked, watching the scene before him in awe.

Day 5: Time Loop. by HisoNao

Hal se siente atrapado, pero Barry le demuestra que no todo tiene que ser un plan perfecto. [Hal feels trapped, but Barry shows him that not everything has to be a perfect plan. (via Google Translate)]

An Instance in Chicken Noodle by ChocolateTeapots

Barry wakes in the dark with a throbbing head and a mouth that feels full of sand. He scowls at the darkness. How is he not better yet?

Or: Barry gets sick and Hal tries to take care of him. “Try” being the operative word.

For even more Halbarry Week fics, check out the Ao3 Halbarry Week 2022 Collection!