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literally so unfair that I can’t just go outside and lie in the ocean whenever I want. Cruel and unusual punishment
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i must scream for i am sock 🌈🌈🌈
#my warmup today!#hm#I want to doodle socks#....pride socks#weevmo#sock puppets#how tf do i tag this#transgender#lesbian pride#bisexual#nonbinary#asexual
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In the corner of the ancient archive sits a shy devil, one who can keep any secret
3/8/23
#art#oc#azazel#how tf do i tag this#anyway.#got tired of working on this so here it is#if this flops ill be sad
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THERE IS A MALADY INSIDE MY SOUL
NOTHING CAN HELP ME TO REGAIN CONTROL
NOW THAT THE AGONY HAS TAKEN HOLD
#sorry this songs been stuck in my head all day so now its your problem#thinking about making a bigger avm art set with it.. . . . .ehe. ..#yellows been stuck in my brain lately#avam#avm#ava#animation vs animator#animation vs minecraft#ava yellow#avm yellow#avam yellow#avm lucky block entity#how tf do i tag this#why does tumblr have every text colour of the rainbow except yellow#sticks#yellow
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me? obsessed with leslie hung's sketches at the end of every issue of snotgirl? it's more likely than you think..
#leslie hung#snotgirl#when will my vapid toxic queers return???#how tf do i tag this#beautiful women#comics#art
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fandoms where the blorbos are named after historical figures/classic literature/etc are so funny.
my roommate was like “imagine you’re an English major hearing us right now”
and I was like “‘why are these people talking about wuthering heights and moby dick!? what do you mean people ship wuthering heights man and moby dick man.’ ‘Why does that one talk about how much they love the sold soul to demon man!?’ ‘haha yeah the stranger guy is autistic’”. (pretending to be the hypothetical English major btw)
and YES it WAS about limbus but I just read a post talking about a character named nikola tesla and I assumed it was HI3 but no it was FGO (I think? I don’t follow either) and honestly it has the same energy as Miku binder.
#pancake was here#evora original#limbus company#how tf do I tag this#fate grand order#honkai impact 3rd#<- I GUESS IDK#also there’s monster super league with their trans/enby as fuck enkidu. I fuck with mail enkidu their gender goes hard.#MAIL??? I MEANT MSL AUTOCORRECT WHY.
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Ketchup Bottle
Pairing: Charlie Swan x agegap!Reader
Word count: 4.8k
Notes: Bruh where tf did this come from??? Like?? What do EYE mean Charlie Swan x Reader??
P.S this title is so funny
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Charlie stares at the menu in front of him, his fingers pursing his lips. If he’s gonna be stood up, he might as well treat himself.
Bella had been nagging him to “get back out there” recently.
“Mom is happy… I am… I just want you to be too.”
She knew he didn’t really need anything, but she wasn’t stupid, she knew that he was definitely not doing great on his own. So she set him up on a blind date, one of Alice’s friends that Alice promised was exactly what Charlie needed.
He should have known better than to trust her…. Alright, that wasn’t nice, if he was going to trust any Cullen it was her.
And maybe like, Emmett.
He orders himself a nice steak and is just about to hand over the menu when a girl walks in absolutely drenched from head to toe. She looks like she’d fallen into the freaking ocean. He’s about to stand up and figure out what’s going on when the hostess starts walking toward him.
“I can handle it from here” He sighs, getting up now and putting his hands on his hips.
“You wanna talk in back? Maybe get you into something dry?”
“T-that would be nice”
He leads her back to where they busy to find her something warm. A chair is brought over next to the giant ovens and she sits gingerly on it, trying not to lean too close to them, the owner promises to come back with something dry.
“You wanna tell me your name? And maybe about what happened?” He’s in cop mode as he puts his coat around her shoulders and she snuggles down into it. He removes a little leaf from her hair and flicks it away.
She’s pretty, he notices. A young thing compared to him, dressed nicely, must have had a date.
“I’m Y/N” Your teeth chatter with each word and he has you scoot a little closer to the oven while rubbing your arms. He crouches down to get a good look at you, you’re not in too bad of shape… a few bruises here and there, little scrapes but you seem to be intact.
“Alright Y/N, you able to tell me what happened?”
“Nothing that would involve the Sheriff” you sigh “It was just an accident”
“That would be something to involve a Sheriff with” He raises an eyebrow and you shift uneasily. He reaches out, taking your hand a bit awkwardly, and rubs the back of it, trying to warm you up, and hopefully soften you a bit in the process.
“My phone died” You mumble and he nods understandingly.
“Alright, I got a phone you can borrow… and?”
“I got rear-ended-“ you tug at the roots of your hair nervously and he holds your hand tighter, trying to calm you down “And- and they literally sped off?? It wouldn’t start after that and I had to leave my car on the side of the road and start walking and then it freakin’ started raining-“
“Were you able to get a plate number?” He asks it calmly, hoping to soothe you a bit and it seems to work as you sigh and let your head fall back
“Man you bet I did… and I had a date tonight!! He probably thinks I stood him up!!!”
He reaches into his pocket for his phone and unlocks it before handing it over. “How late are you? Maybe I can get you a police escort”
You giggle a little at his joke and start dialing the number you’d learned by heart from the little piece of paper your friend had given you.
“We were supposed to meet here at around 7? And it’s literally 8:30 now… I’m sure he’s gone.” The number goes straight to busy and you pout.
“Do you know what he looks like?”
“No…blind date. I’m not from around here” You try dialing again, but it goes right to busy. “But I know his name!”
“What is it? Maybe I can help ya find him.”
“Charlie Swan?”
Charlie stares at the floor as you change into some clean pajama pants and pull a shirt over your head. He didn’t say anything about the fact that you were his date apparently… he just took you home with him because honestly he didn’t really know where else to take you. He bought you dinner there, had it boxed up so you could leave together-
Seriously? You?
He couldn’t deny you were pretty, your hair was so soft and bouncy now that it was somewhat dry, and you so weren’t lying when you said you weren’t from around here, your skin was too sun-kissed to have been from around here.
Still…
What the hell were those two thinking? And okay a better question, one he wasn’t even sure he wanted the answer to.
You were friends with Alice?
Did that mean…?
“Thanks again” You sigh as you come out of the bedroom, Bella’s old room, while using a towel to scrunch your hair. He’d all but shoved you into the bathroom for a hot shower while he picked out a few things of Bella’s for you to wear. He called her to make sure it was cool and he heard Emmett screaming some less than great ideas for clothing.
“Yeah it’s no problem…kinda my job” He watches you plop down at the kitchen table and rub your hands together while laughing evilly before opening the takeout container in front of you. He smirks a little at that while grabbing a couple beers from the fridge.
“Figure maybe we can get your car tomorrow? Tow it in… I know a guy who can fix it for ya”
He sits next to you, watching you eat. You’re eating human food, but didn’t he hear that they did that anyway? To fit in?
“Penny for your thoughts?” You pop a fry in your mouth and he shrugs, slouching in his chair a little and tilting his head back.
“It’s nothin'” He shrugs and sits up again, grabbing the mail from the table and perusing distractedly. “What about you huh? You doin any better?”
“Yeah” You shrug back “I guess”
“You guess?” He sets the paper down and waits for you to chew your burger before grabbing your beer
“It’s stupid”
“Oh, I doubt that” he crosses his arms over his chest, giving you his full attention and you look down at your box for a second.
“He didn’t call… to see if I was okay” you smile a little sadly “I know I accidentally stood him up… but he never asked if everything was okay”
Charlie is… definitely starting to grow a bit of a soft spot for you. He sighs and melts into his chair miserably before slapping his hands over his face.
“He knows you’re fine”
“And just how does he know? The jerk never checked in. Can you believe that?? He never even asked where I was! What if I was in a ditch!!”
“Were you?” He interrupts and you huff
“Luckily no…”
He snorts and you roll your eyes “He could have called”
“He knows you’re fine” he repeats himself and now you cross your arms over your chest.
“That’s not helpful”
“Have you tried calling him again?”
“Why? It all goes straight to busy… I think- I think he blocked my number.”
He can hear the sadness in your voice and it just about breaks his heart. He reaches over and gently moves a curl from your face.
“I didn’t-“ he has to take a breath before he continues “I didn’t block your number, Y/N. We’ve been so go-go-go I didn’t really get the chance to introduce myself, you just sort of fell in my lap”
You narrow your eyes and purse your lips “Hmmmm yeah you know I’m startin’ to realize “Mr. Sheriff guy” isn’t exactly a name…”
“You literally went home with me” He runs his hands through his hair
“You’re a sheriff-“
“Chief”
“Now you wanna correct me? And anyway, everyone you know… seemed to let it happen!! so!!”
“Is- is this really how you live??”
“Says the guy who never told me his name.” You scoff and cross your arms and it’s his time to narrow his eyes at you.
Maybe you were friends with Emmett.
“Okay. First, you never asked. Second, again you know it’s been kind of a busy night and-“
“Shouldn’t the first thing you do be to introduce yourself?”
“Okay we- we are not turning this around on me-“
“You brought a stranger home!!!”
“Did you want to stay in the jail??”
“I’m a stranger! What if I murder you!!”
“How did we get here?” Charlie looks at his hands as his phone starts ringing, he pinches the bridge of his nose and gives you a sassy look before answering it.
“Hey… yeah she’s here, I’ve got her”
“Oh, so you are gonna murder me!” You point accusatorially and his mouth drops.
“I’m not gonna murder you!! Jesus- here just, just take the damn thing.” He hands over the phone and gets up to give you some privacy.
How in the hell Bella ever thought this was a good idea is completely lost on him.
You creep into the living room, your head down as you shyly pass him his phone back.
“Some first date huh?”
Alice had… a good laugh at your expense when she realized you didn’t know who Charlie was or where you were. You wanted to slam your head into the table over and over when she slowly walked you through the entire thing.
You’d been hanging out with Emmett entirely too much.
“I’ll say” He pats the couch and you sit next to him, leaning back into the cushions.
“I didn’t stand you up” You mumble and he grins, putting his arm over the back of the seat.
“Yeah, I know”
“I wanted to be on time, I- I took so long to get ready” You sigh, letting your head fall against his arm and he looks at you.
“For a drowned rat, I think you looked pretty nice for what it’s worth.”
You swat his chest and roll your eyes playfully as he chuckles. He runs his hand over your hair, before pulling you a little closer to him.
Is he… really putting the moves on you? And why does it feel natural? You lean into him easily, coming closer to him. He can’t tell if it’s because you want to be next to him, or because you’re cold. He grabs the throw blanket from the back of the couch and tosses it over you. He lets out a surprised grunt when you pull your legs up on the couch and snuggle into his side, putting some of the blanket over him too.
“So what are we watching?”
He hands you the remote and you put on some reruns of Murder She Wrote.
“Gonna have it all figured out before she does? Chief Swan”
He knows you’re messing around and he thinks it’s funny, but it’s the way you said his name like that, the title that literally everyone calls him that just feels… different coming from you. He shifts a little but flicks your arm as a distraction.
“Shut up”
You both start to nod off after a while, his head falls on yours and he swears his dreams get sweeter, his body feels lighter, and the usual anxious ache in his shoulders is gone… it’s kind of odd, but welcoming.
You wake up a bit, and readjust yourself, prodding at him lightly to lay down. He finds himself easily doing whatever you want, as he puts his legs up on the couch and you nuzzle into him, your body slotting in between him and the couch. He’s never been the cuddling type, but when your head lays on his chest he can’t help but wrap his arms around you and softly rub your side, soothing you back to sleep.
The next morning is…Awkward. His eyes flutter open and you’re still there, sleeping soundly on his chest. You’ve got his shirt gripped tightly in your fingers, your thigh over his torso. He’s not sure how he’s going to get out from under you without waking you but he needs to do it, and he needs to do it fast. He knows the second you wake up you’ll feel it… and he’s not sure whether it just happened or if it had something to do with you but god has he never hated being a man more than in this moment.
You shift a little with his movements and he freezes, taking time to make sure you settle back in before moving your arm off him, he sits up a bit and starts to slide out from under you when you startle and push away from him some.
“Charlie?” You mutter and he freezes again
“Uh…yeah?”
“Where are you going?” Your voice is so small and feminine, and there’s that sleepy little rasp and it’s- it’s been too long since he heard that specific sound. He gulps and stays where he is, hovering in a weird position.
“Just… just to the bathroom?”
“Oh… come back fast okay?” You turn away and curl up under the blanket and he sighs in relief before rushing off to the bathroom.
“So I thought after breakfast we could go out to where you left your car… you remember where that is?”
He looks down at the steaming cup of coffee in his hands, you’d insisted on making breakfast as a thank you and after much protest, you shoved him down into a chair and he let you do what you wanted.
He’d nearly choked on said coffee when you came into the kitchen, wearing one of his t-shirts. The band logo stretched across your chest and it hugged your curves better than anything he’d ever seen.
“Sorry I kinda went through your laundry, your daughter’s clothes are nice! Honestly!! They’re just…. A bit small?” You gesture awkwardly to your chest. He hadn’t even noticed that you might be having a problem with the clothes, you were both so tired.
He nodded dumbly as you set the cup down in front of him with a little wink and turned toward the fridge to find the eggs. He kept his cup to his mouth suspiciously long as you bent down to grab a few from the carton on the bottom shelf.
“I think I remember, sure works for me”
“Alright, we just gotta pick up a friend on the way”
Charlie grips the wheel tightly as he drives down the road you’d directed him to. Billy had spent the last 20 minutes cheerfully learning all about you, the second he got in the car, Charlie knew this was the biggest mistake he’d ever made.
“So what happened to your hot date last night” Billy snickers as Charlie helps him into the car.
“Hot date huh?” You pop out from between the seats and Billy smiles, shaking your hand as you introduce yourself.
“Yeah, big man over here finally got himself a date. Between you and me, I’ve been telling him he needed to get la-“
“Okay! Okay, this was fun! But you know Y/N why don’t you just buckle up okay? Thank you.”
“He’s just being shy” Billy completely ignores Charlie trying to signal him to shut the fuck up and continues. “I bet she went home with a smile on her face and a wobble in her step”
You burst out laughing and Charlie steps out of the car, he legitimately pulls over and steps out for a minute. You and Billy cackle at his blush, pointing and laughing when he smacks his head against the cool metal of the hood of the truck.
“I apologize for the… vulgarity” He chuckles, wiping his tears. “Nothin’ gives me more joy than harassing him”
“Oh trust me, this was great”
Charlie gets back into the truck, flexing his fingers on the steering wheel as you and Billy giggle to yourselves. He’s silent as he pulls up alongside your car and you hop out. Billy lets out a low whistle and Charlie sets his forehead on the steering wheel.
“Is that one of your shirts?”
“Yes.”
“Did she find that herself or did you give it to her”
“She found it.” He takes off his seatbelt and reaches for the door handle.
“What did you tell your date? Did she see you with her?”
“She was my date.”
Charlie leaves Billy in the car to stew as he comes over to yours, he opens the passenger side and gets in, watching you rifle through some papers.
“Is he dying inside”
“Oh yeah definitely” He shuts the door and you look at him, grinning.
“Yeah I thought you’d really like your sweet revenge when it came”
“You wanna point at him now and laugh”
“Oh a hundred percent”
He watches you gather up a few things before you sigh, your travel makeup box in your lap.
“What’s wrong?”
“I’m just… disappointed my hard work went to waste” You smile sadly and he reaches over, his hand cupping your face.
“I already told you, you looked pretty.”
“You really think so?” You lean into his hand “I mean Alice told me all about how cool and impressive you were”
He’d have to thank her for that.
“I just… kinda wanted to impress you too you know? I had on my best heels and everything!” You reach in back and pull them upfront.
He shifts a little, his jeans tightening. They are nice shoes, they’re black and shiny, he’s sure he could see his reflection in them.
“I had to change my shoes to start walking” You frown and he takes one from you, looking it over.
“Would you have asked for a second date?”
You look over at him, he’s got a lopsided smile and you can’t help but smile back at him.
“Would you like? A second date… I’ll admit this wasn’t much of a first”
“I dunno” he shrugs “I had a nice time with you, breakfast was good” you giggle and lean your head against the headrest. He likes you, he realizes and that’s kind of weird for him, a grown-ass man having a crush. But here he is, feeling like kicking his feet every time you smile at him like that smile is meant just for him maybe.
“Let me make dinner for you tonight”
He’s inviting you on a second date, ever since Bella had moved away she constantly told him he nodded a hobby, and in an effort to get his nagging loving daughter off his back, he decided to enroll in a cooking class.
“Okay, I’d like that. And Charlie?”
You open the car door and then lean over the center console, kissing him softly. It’s such a surprise it takes him a second before he kisses you back, his finger hooks under your chin and he holds you in place, knowing you want to run away from him.
He’s… well versed you realize, as you melt under his warmth. And truly he doesn’t want to admit.. it’s been a while since he’d done something like this, you make him feel like a teenager again as he cups your cheek, pulling you closer to him. You’re just reaching to put your arms around his neck when suddenly the truck horn blows and you scream. Charlie groans and reaches into his pocket for his phone that’s ringing.
“What. Do you want?!”
“If you guys are gonna have sex can you like… turn me in the opposite direction”
Billy has apparently recovered from making an accidental ass out of himself as you climb into the front seat of the truck while Charlie handles the tow truck and paperwork.
“You like him?” Billy asks as you watch Charlie, his hands on his hips.
“A lot, he’s really nice, kinda sarcastic, kinda funny, and he smells- soooooo good”
“Okay. Didn’t need to know that part”
“Are you gonna tell me I’m wrong??”
“I don’t smell my best friend? Like. Ever?”
“Inhale”
“What no I’m not gon-“
“In. Hale!!!”
Billy is a full-grown man. He’s been through more than anyone ever should in their lifetime.
And he inhales when this little girl tells him to.
He inhales slowly while you’re nodding your head up and down.
“Oh yeahhhh”
“….. Well shit”
Charlie opens the door as you’re shaking Billy by the lapels of his shirt and you’re both screaming about how good he smells.
“Uhhhh do you guys want me to go?” He points backward and you smooth out Billy’s shirt and hop from the truck. Charlie opens the back door for you and you give him a little salute as you climb back in.
“We’re cool… we’re good, we’re cool”
“We’re normal” Billy shrugs.
Once you’re back at his place, you decide to go take a little nap. You leave him and Billy downstairs chattering away like they did in high school and slip into his room. To be honest you’re not all together sure it’s okay that you’re in there… but the large neatly made bed is calling your name.
You remove the ill fitting pants you’d borrowed from Bella and crawl under the covers, curling up into his pillow and inhaling slowly. Yup, still smelled delicious.
“She’s really into you”
Billy stares at the TV while Charlie grabs a couple beers. He rolls his eyes and hands him one before plopping down on the couch. He sighs as he leans back, resting his head along the back.
“Is this what we’ve come to? Gossiping about my love life?”
“Sarah would be eating it up and you know it”
Charlie grins a little at the memory of her and nods.
“S’pose so”
“So… what about you?”
“I barely know the girl… she’s, nice. She’s fun… but I barely know her”
“Are you actually going to take the time to get to know her? Or are you going to let her walk away? She’s a real catch, Charlie”
“You’ve spent an hour with her!”
“And that’s all it took for me to see that… maybe Bella was right, I think she is good for you, I think she’s what you need to brighten this place up. The sun has finally come back to Forks.”
You wander out of the bedroom around 3 and head back downstairs, you rub at your eyes sleepily as you stumble down the stairs.
“Hey sleepy head, how was your-“
You stand in front of him, doing a little stretching. The shirt rides up around your hips and he blinks slowly, taking in the soft buttery skin of your thighs. He can just see a hint of your pink panties before putting your arms back down.
“You okay?” You move to stand between his legs and he looks up at you, slightly in awe
“Yeah”
“You sure?”
He takes a breath before taking your hand and pulling you closer. You straddle his lap and he takes a second to smooth his hands over your thighs, feeling them in his grip. He seemed so into the softness of your body, your plush curves.
“I’m sure”
“What’s this all about huh?” You giggle quietly and wrap your arms around his neck, he leans you closer into him and you feel his hands grip your ass. Your mouth falls open and he smirks.
“I think it’s time I finally start thinkin’ about myself again.”
So maybe he’s going a little overboard with Billy’s advice right now, to just relax and have fun with you. But he can’t find it in him to care when you nuzzle your nose against his. Is he going way too fast with this? Yes. Had he just met you? Also yes.
But he’d be damned if he didn’t get at least a little sun while it was shining.
“Sounds like a plan to me” You smile against his lips and he rubs your sides slowly, feeling you up. You blush and scoot closer, settling down in his lap, and he can’t help but think about how the only thing separating him from feeling you is a pair of jeans and a thin pair of panties.
His hands slide up under your shirt, feeling your bare skin against his fingertips and you tilt your head, deepening the kiss with him at the same time your hips move forward a bit more. His hands freeze in place as you start to roll your hips against his clothed cock, they stutter slightly as you feel just how large he is.
“O-oh my god” You whisper and he pulls away to look at you
“What’s wrong?”
“Y-your really um-“ You pause for a moment, completely flustered when the front door suddenly opens.
“Charlie? dad thinks he left his-“
Charlie practically launches you off his lap as Jacob comes through the front door. You fall to the floor with a squeak and he stands up quickly, throwing the blanket over your bare legs while you’re still floundering to get up.
“He-uh he left his what??” His voice is high-pitched as he tries to step in front of you but it does little to stop Jacob from staring.
“Is she okay?”
“She’s fine”
“I think I broke my spleen”
“So your dad left something??” Charlie clears his throat and Jacob looks up at him
“Uhhh yeah… he thinks he might have left his meds in the couch or maybe the truck or something… do you uh-“ He’s trying not to snicker “You want me to check the truck first?”
Charlie pats his pants pockets and fishes out his keys, tossing them over to him.
“That would be nice, thank you.”
“I’m Jacob by the way” He tells the bundle of blanket on the floor and your little hand sticks out, waving in the wrong direction
“Y/N”
“She’s cute” Jacob mouths with a double thumbs up and Charlie has to refrain from going to grab his shotgun.
As soon as the front door closes again he turns to you, pushing the blanket back. You’re glaring up at him, your arms crossed.
“Are you ashamed of me?”
“Of course I’m not” He pulls you up from the floor and you flop down on the couch, sniffling a little.
“You shoved me off of you”
“You’re barely wearing any clothes”
“And?!” You huff and he rolls his eyes
“And… that’s Billy’s son”
You think about it for a moment, still pouting and looking away from him and he sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose before looking at you again
“Will a kiss make you feel better?”
Your head turns so fast he thinks you’ve got whiplash from it, he himself can’t even believe he said it.
“Maybe…”
He holds your chin in his fingers before kissing you again, it sends a jolt of electricity down your spine when you feel his other hand on your torso, pushing you down onto the couch again.
“I’m so sorry honeybee’” He whispers, his hand sliding between your thighs, your heart flutters as he rubs higher and higher, you can feel his hand brush against the front of your panties when there’s a loud knock at the front door again.
“Is it safe??” Jacob cracks the door and Charlie closes his eyes, letting out a long sigh before getting up and tossing the blanket back over you.
“Yeah, it’s safe”
You snicker as he comes in, shaking the bottle of meds and tossing Charlie back his key.
“Got em, thanks”
You sit up, swinging your legs off the couch and getting up, the blanket falls from your form and Jacob’s eyes widen.
“I’m feeling kind of cold… I’m gonna go take a shower okay?” You lay your hand on his chest, purposely putting your body against his and his cheeks redden.
“Uh…okay sure. Yeah”
Your hand slides down his torso and you let it settle on his hip.
“Come up soon?” You whisper, but there’s no point, because Jacob can hear it anyway
“Okay” He kisses your forehead before you finally pull away, holding his hand until you can’t anymore
“It was nice meeting you Jacob” You give him a little wave and he smiles, tipping his head as you walk up the stairs.
“It was nice to meet you too. Maybe we can have you two over for dinner soon.”
As soon as he’s sure you’re out of earshot he comes over to Charlie, holding his hand up for a high five
“My man” He laughs and Charlie slaps his hands over his face and falls onto the couch.
What was he going to do with you?
#words by rhys#rhys writes#charlie swan#charlie swan x reader#twilight#Twlight x reader#how tf do i tag this#Billy black#uhhhhh
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ummmm
woah how’d that get there
#joost klein x reader#joost klein#joost#Klein#joost klein art#joost klein fanart#fanart#art#artist#digital art#HOW TF DO I TAG THIS#i want joost Klein#joostice
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this is their dynamic to me
#esther canonically gnc soooooo real. anyways.#i loge you stupid speech bubble memes. theyre so funny to me.#solve it squad#the solve it squad returns#tin can bros#tcb#how tf do i tag this#uhhhh.#keith swanson#esther#mine
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I love tumblr because it’s the only place I can post images like this and other people will actually find it funny, but not because they’re ableist
WARNING FOR FLASHING/BRIGHT LIGHTS
like, I find it funny in the sense that… what the fuck am I looking at but at the same time as an autistic person I’m just laughing my ass off, while simultaneously despising this hideous and overstimulating creature at the same time. And this is the only platform other people will not only understand, but feel exactly the same way I do.
#actually autistic#autism#meme#funny memes#idk man#shitpost#funny shit#shitposting#niche#autistic#autistic things#tumblr stuff#endos fuck off#idk how to tag this#idk what im doing#weird#how tf do i tag this#flash warning#bright colors
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got into regretevator again, you guys areNOT safe
#regretevator dr retro#regretevator#dr retro regretevator#how tf do I tag this#dr retro#Roblox#noraz art#bright colors#cw bright colors
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Ok, so this is the wall, in my bedroom which consists of many many fandoms or just topics I have grown to enjoy over time. A couple are outdated considering now, but they were pretty special to me when painting it. The wall was finished in 2023 on June 15.
Many were made by printing the logos/designs on my printer, tracing the backs really hard in a pencil, and then firmly pressing each design onto the wall so I had a stencil of what I was coloring in. Many are just designs I found on the internet at the time and others are just logos or things I thought would be a good symbol for said fixation at the time.
Did I want it to look different at the beginning? Yes, originally it was going to be the symbols or main characters in one big collage but I realized that I have zero art skills and it wouldn't ever be accomplished so I made the design more simple and now I really like how it turned out.
Do I wish a few were different now because of time or lack of interest? Yes and no. Yes, because I either don't like a certain topic at all anymore or I just could have something that I think represents me more on there but for right now I'm okay with how it is. No, because I look at this wall every day of my life, and seeing a certain square can remind me of a specific time in my life that I really enjoyed and I love that feeling.
Do I think that some of the squares are a little cringe now over time and how I have changed as a person? Absolutely but I could never ever get myself to get rid of those ones because they might be looked upon as weird or cringe now but at the time they helped me get through so many tough times that I can't get myself to get rid of those.
A few of these squares will definitely be changed but at least 97% of them I love seeing every day because of the memories and good times. I love my wall and it represents what I've liked over the years and that's okay. You should be able to like what you want without being criticized for it, hell I've debated posting this because I was scared that people were going laugh at the things on there but to be honest? Let me laugh with you as I remember how that square I cringe on now or how that square I would defend with my life. Just be you, that's all.
What are the fixations that are on the wall, and do I still want them there? I'll tell ya starting from the top right corner.
863 - Youtube series (Keep)
Five Nights at Freddy's - Video game series (Keep)
Amphibia - Animated TV show (Keep)
Amulet - Graphic novel sereis (Keep)
Arcane - Animated TV show (Keep)
Bendy and The Ink Machine - Video game series (Keep)
Brooklyn 99 - TV show (Keep)
Carmen Sandiego - Animated TV show (Keep)
Chuckle Sandwich - Podcast (Keep)
Cuphead - Video Game (Keep)
DanTDM - Youtuber (Keep)
Compass South - Graphic Novel series (Keep)
Detroit Become Human - Video Game (Keep)
The Last of Us - Video Game series/TV show (Keep)
The Dragon Prince - Animated TV show (Keep)
Mandela Catalogs - Analog Horror series (Keep)
DreamSMP - Youtube/ Minecraft server (Depends, I always look back now and cringe at myself but then I remember how it was at the time and how it felt to me at the time. Probably keep though just because of how it got me through Covid and just a rough spot in general)
Droid - Youtuber (Keep)
Eddsworld - Youtube series (Keep)
Flash - I watched the TV show (Keep)
Harry Potter - Books/Movies (I honestly like Fantastic Beats movie spinoff more than the main books/movies. Idk why but this one might change over time or it'll stay, haven't really decided that yet, maybe)
Henry Danger - TV show (Keep)
Hilda - Animated TV show (Keep)
How to Train Your Dragon - Movies/Books/TV Show (Keep)
Infinity Train - Animated TV show (Keep)
Jurrasic Park - Movies/Books (Keep)
The Group Chat - Youtube group/Podcast (Keep)
Last Kids on Earth - Books/TV show (Keep)
Lucifer - TV show (Most likely change)
Marvel (Keep)
Merlin - TV show (Keep)
Minecraft - Video Game (Keep)
Star Wars - Movies/TV shows/books/etc. (Keep)
Ninjago - Animated TV show (Keep)
The Owl House - Animated TV Show (Keep)
Percy Jackson - Books/TV show/Movies (Keep)
Pokemon - Video game series, etc. (I really don't know why I put this on here, I was never a really big fan other than owning the cards so will probably change)
Sam and Colby - Youtubers (Keep)
The Walten Files - Analog Horror series (Keep)
Space Boy - Webtoon but I found it through the graphic novels (Keep)
Spongebob - Animated TV show (Keep)
Steven Universe - Animated TV show (Keep)
Stranger Things - TV show (Keep)
Subnautica - Video Game series (Keep)
Treasure Planet - Animated Movie (Keep)
Umbrella Acadamy - TV Show (Keep)
Voltron - Animated TV Show (Probably change because I never really got into it but binged it with my sister, liked it but not love)
Wings of Fire - Books/Graphic Novels (Keep)
Things I would want on the wall now
Transformers
Multiple Analog Horror series
Portal games (Though I painted my closet doors portal themed so I think it cancels out)
maybe some music albums but I have something like that in my room already
The Magnus Protocol
ONG might put Ao3 on there tbh
Some absolute BANGER webtoons
Some more recent YouTube series, animated of course
Over the garden wall was literally a fever dream but I loved it
OH lab rats and Mightty med I grew UP on those
Gravity Falls
More that I can't think of rn
Okay wow um I don't usually post this big but I really like my wall and just wanted to share it. Maybe I'll post some more stuff about my room that I like just because I'm proud of it.
Part 1(This one), Part 2
#My wall lmao#how tf do i tag this#okay uh wait I got it#This is gonna be a lot but bare with me#project 863#fnaf#amphibia#amulet series#arcane#bendy and the ink machine#brooklyn 99#carmen sandiego#chuckle sandwich#cuphead#dantdm#compass south#detroit become human#last of us#dragon prince#the mandela catalogue#dream smp#droid#eddsworld#the flash#harry potter#henry danger#hilda#how to train your dragon#infinity train#jurrasic park
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ctommy png i made a bit ago ! I'm working on making matching ones of his "brother(s)" because we need more art of them :3 ( f2u, pref /w credit)
#dsmp#fanart#ctommy#c!tommy#tommyinnit#tommyinnit fanart#c!tommy fanart#dsmp fanart#dsmp tommy#crimeboys#bedrock bros#how tf do i tag this
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do i spend the entire day crocheting mushrooms to make a little garland or do i spend it drawing my obsession (by obsession i mean mh)? This is the problem with having multiple hobbies.
#Hobbies#art#crocheting#how tf do i tag this#but this is also about drawing marble hornets#So#marble hornets#ig?#GRAHGGGG WTF DO I DO#im gonna end up contemplating it all day and doing neither#Such is the way my autism works#Im just ranting in the tags now#If someone read this far do any of yall have good gremlincore/whatever it would be considered music recommendations#I need shit to listen to thats similar to the crane wives-#And stuff like that#thanks <3#porkbunsaysthings#It should be rambles cus thats what i do#Fuck
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I am gonna combust
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everyone else: this sucks. i hate this. oscar is losing his grip on his soul. nora is distancing herself form the others/ren specifically. vale is also done for and glynda is kinda M.I.A.? schnees are barely holding it together. tyrian and co are working with the crown and mercury looks like he wish he'd be anywhere else but there. vacuo is getting attacked constantly by grimm. everyone is struggling to hold it together
qrow, for some reason: I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF THE WORLD WOOOOooOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GET THIS BREAD
#how am i supposed to look at his reaction and go 'yeah he's doing okay actually' instead of 'he's deluding himself' like please enlighten me#<- this is a rethorical question don't answer me#rwby spoilers#rwby v9 spoilers#rwby epilogue#how tf do i tag this
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