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In the corner of the ancient archive sits a shy devil, one who can keep any secret
3/8/23
#art#oc#azazel#how tf do i tag this#anyway.#got tired of working on this so here it is#if this flops ill be sad
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hey guys long time no see ! this was purely inspired bcos i think its HOT when guys hold their gfs legs open when they fuck. naturally im thinking of steve <3 enjoy! MDNI this entire blog is 18+ fem!reader
Fire burns beneath your skin.
Pure flames of desire that seem to start in your gut, licking and settling alight every nerve in your body. The fire within you hums and you burn up deliciously in it, trying so hard to stay still and feel everything.
Your breath hits the pillow, its soft feel pressed up against your cheek. Steve's chest drags against your bare back. You can feel the muscles of his chest shift, the drag of his chest hair as his bicep bulges over and over from a repeated motion.
The motion being his hand, buried between your thighs.
"Want you to..." Steve's voice breathes in your ear, that rasp in it that clues you in to how turned on he is. How keyed up he is. His forearm nudges at your thigh, pressing it outwards. "Want you to keep 'em spread for me, baby."
You swallow a gasp as his thumb passes over your clit teasingly. You nod against the pillow and your thighs part further without even thinking about it.
"That's it," Steve coos. This close, you can feel the curl of his smile against your neck. He's practically purring when he says, "That's my girl."
You're spreading yourself for him, your drooling cunt on display for him to play with, and the thought only fuels the dribbling, burning hot feeling in your gut. A whimpery noise pulls from your throat.
Steve kisses the skin of your neck generously, slow languid kisses that make your nipples peak against the sheets. A scrape of teeth. Heat burns between the shared skin.
Long, thick fingers draw circles at your entrance and you can't help how your back arches to push down onto them, a stuttering gasp escaping you. He's been teasing you for too damn long tonight.
"S-Steve."
His name has never sounded so filthy.
"Mm? What is it, baby?"
He's still circling your entrance tantalizingly, his thumb dancing over your clit so perfectly, so teasingly. Asshole. Teasing, stupidly hot, too-good-with-his-fingers asshole.
"Please," Is all you can manage, voice weak.
It's all you need for Steve give in, sinking his finger into your cunt and pulling simultaneous groans from both of you. You can feel the rumble of it against your spine. Your head tips back instinctively, your cunt fluttering in bliss.
Steve doesn't give you a moment to relax into it, another finger joining as he pumps them in. Lewd noises leak out as his fingers setting a punishing pace. They curl expertly, hitting the spot that makes your hole clench around him with every thrust of his fingers.
You clutch the sheets, your leg quivering and threatening to fall. A moan you can't contain pools in your chest and you bury your face in the pillow to muffle it.
Your hand shoots down to hold Steve's forearm — half to make sure he won't stop, half to keep yourself from falling apart too soon.
"God, look at you," Steve murmurs, his voice hot with praise.
All your whimpery noises, pressed into the pillow, going straight to his cock. It thickens in his boxers, straining against the fabric and Steve shivers in anticipation.
You can feel his trail of kisses up your neck but you know he’s watching the way your hips rock down onto his fingers. A fiery desire licks up your spine at the hardness you feel behind you. You feel yourself grow slicker at the feel of it, your mouth almost watering.
Steve's hips rolls up against yours roughly, no doubt eager to gain the same pleasure you were getting. His quiet grunts mix with your whiny breathes, pleasure burning and bubbling hotter and hotter.
Then a filthy moan scrapes out his throat when you clench down around his fingers — which disappear between your legs in a moment.
You barely get a moment to pout, a soft whine sounding, before you hear the fabric of his boxers being pushed down. It's frantic sounding, like he can't wait another second, like he needs to be buried inside you. You need it just as bad. You whine again.
"Sh, sh, sh, sh," Steve soothes, all too aware of your every noise. His needy baby. "I know, I got you."
His hand finds the bend in your knee and he holds it for you, keeping you spread for him. His nose nuzzles along your neck, kissing and suckling as he finally, finally, sinks his cock into you in one slow stroke.
You keen. A pitiful cry escapes your lips, the coil in your tummy twisting tighter at the gravelly moan that Steve makes. His hot breath of your neck, his closeness, the stretch of him inside you — you quiver and whimper, your cunt gushing on his cock.
"Oh f-fuck, honey," There's that whiny hitch in Steve's words now, the way there always is when nears pussy drunk.
You can feel the urge to close your shaky legs with how you cunt throbs in pleasure but Steve's hand is still tucked under your knee, keeping them apart, as he starts to rock into you.
The lewd noises from before return, the wet sound of your slick as Steve ruts into you. His hips move fast, his pace building.
A ragged moan drools from your lips and you push your head back instinctively, searching for more Steve. He's there already, his kisses resuming up your neck feverishly, his thrusts not faltering.
"Ste— Stevie," You gasp needily, letting one of your hands slip over your waist to hold him however you can. Your fingers find his bicep and you clutch it, breathy noises punched out with every roll of his hips. Steve groans loudly.
"God, you feel so fuckin' good around me," He pants, thick cock driving into you steadily enough to make you melt. He drops his hold on your leg for a moment, his hand darting up to your face. He pushes back the hair in your face, his lips kissing the exposed skin as he does.
"My pretty fuckin' girl," He hums, voice wavering in his own pleasure.
Your thighs start to ease close without thinking and Steve snakes his hand down, slapping lightly at your clit with his large hand. It makes you squeal, your legs jumping apart and your hole clenching down on his cock deliciously. Steve moans again, a thread of a whine in it.
"Told you," He huffs breathlessly, lips dragging up the sensitive skin of your neck. He nips at your ear. You whimper. "To keep 'em spread for me. You can- you can do that f'me, can't you?"
It's a trick question because there's no way you can answer anything right now. Steve's thrusts slow for a moment, as if he's giving you a moment's reprieve, only for you to realise it's for a more sinister reason all together.
He shifts forward and lets his hand find its place under your knee again, holding your legs apart, and this time when he fucks back in, your whole body twitches.
You make a pitiful noise, something between a moan and a gasp. And then you make it again and again, as Steve drives his cock into your cunt, hitting the spot every single time.
"Oh, there she is." Steve coos. "Is that it, yeah? That spot feel good, honey?"
It would nearly be embarrassing, the little uh, uh, uh's you keep making, if it didn't feel so fucking good. You thought you were on fire before but now you're molten. Your skin blazes. Pleasure twists the coil in your gut tighter. You clench down on Steve's cock and gush at the whimpery noise he makes.
"I- ngh, shit—" He's panting now, beginning to become undone at the silky feel of you wrapped around him. "I asked -ah- you a question, baby."
You wail softly into the pillow, head curling in. Your head swims in delirious pleasure, the question he asked a minute ago long gone. You whine at his cruelty, your mind utterly distracted by the filthy squelchy noises he's fucking out of you.
"B-Baby can't think right now?" Steve teases, his thrusts turning shallow but faster. He hikes your leg up higher, pulled back towards his hairy thigh. "Getting fucked too good, huh?"
"Uh huh," Your voice comes out all whiny, the words drooling out your mouth. Your cheek brushes the pillow as you reply, eyes screwing up as the tightness in your stomach looms closer, hotter, nearly bursting. You grip his bicep tighter.
"Pleasepleaseplease, don't- don't stop, baby, I'm— I'm," The words rush out of you in a frantic babble. "Please, fuck- I'm, uh,"
A moan warbles out of Steve at your pleading, feeling his balls draw up as his own orgasm creeps up on him. He dutifully listens to his baby, still fucking himself into you with a lustful fervor.
"Gonna cum?" He grunts. You whine.
"I wanna see you cum," Steve rasps, his tummy flexing as he tries to hold back his mounting pleasure. "C'mon, baby, cum all over my cock, yeah? Show me how good it is."
His hand slips from your beneath your knee once more, sliding down to pat at your clit and it's all it takes. You unravel. The heat in your bloodstream gives way to pure euphoria, confetti pumping through your body as you gasp and moan. Your cunt clenches and flutters, throbbing in just the right way.
Steve's hips stutter, the sudden snugness of you pushing him over the edge. It's everything to hear the little inhale he does; the whimper he makes as his cock twitches inside you, dribbling hot ropes of cum.
He keeps moving, milking out every dreg of pleasure for the both of you. Your hand on his arm shifts, moving up, searching for his face and when you tangle your hands in his hair, it's to turn and kiss him. It's sloppy, your lips barely aligned. Still, it hums with love.
The kiss breaks. Slowly, the pleasure and his movements taper off, til Steve's easing himself out of you. A warm buzz sits over the room, satisfaction rolling off the both of you in waves. You feel faint, a sluggish happy feeling settling into your skin.
"Mm, you okay?" Steve's voice sounds from behind you.
You're still snuggled close together, Steve dropping his head into the crook of your neck to nuzzle into it. You huff a happy laugh, reaching a hand up to bury it into his hair like you know he loves.
"More than okay." You sigh happily. Steve's responding hum vibrates against your shoulder. "You just fucked my brains out, baby."
Steve makes a little noise, a half-hearted snort. He kisses the curve of your shoulder again. "Just doin' my job."
#this kinda ticks my every box so if it flops ill be sad#ill also understand cos i have NAWT been on here#sorry! i forgot how to write smut! and be horny!#the last one is a lie i’m just still jobless#steve harrington x reader#steve x reader#steve harrington#jay writes#steve harrington smut#steve harrington x reader smut
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Our whole lifetime, that Doctor that first met the Toymaker never, ever stopped. Put on trial. Exiled. Key to Time. All the devastation of Logopolis. (Adric.) Adric. River Song. All the people we lost. Sarah Jane has gone, can you believe that for a second? (I loved her.) I loved her. And Rose. But the Time War, Pandorica, Mavic Chen. We fought the Gods of Ragnarok, and we didn't stop for a second to say, what the hell?
DOCTOR WHO | The Giggle
#doctor who#the doctor#the giggle#doctor who 60th anniversary#doctor who gifs#amy pond#clara oswald#bill potts#donna noble#fourteenth doctor#fifteenth doctor#david tennant#ncuti gatwa#my gifs#the toymaker#i worked very hard on these if this flops ill be so sad#neil patrick harris
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this has been sitting concerningly long untouched in my wips pile.. unfortunately I think this is as polished as it gets 💔💔💔
#piesposts#pies art#stardew valley#mr qi sdv#sdv qi#stardew fanart#mr qi fanart#sdv#stardew valley mr qi#sdv mr qi#drawing is so sad#Bc I make cool pieces but lose interest and then boom I don’t finish it#I like this though#This is heavily referenced form a stock photo….#I’m so sorry#Yes that’s ice in his snake milk#mr qi#art#digital art#if this flops ill cry /j
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inspired by that one joe bowler painting yep
close ups underneath the cut cuz i really like the faces !!
#griddlehark#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#yes those are red carnations#yes that quote is from warrior nun#the locked tomb#tlt fanart#tlt#gideon the ninth#gtn#harrow the ninth#nona the ninth#artists on tumblr#if this flops ill be so sad i spent Too Long on the damn thing 💀
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second to last inside out post of humanisations (possibly)
#inside out 2#inside out#inside out fandom#inside out embarrassment#inside out envy#inside out disgust#inside out ennui#inside out joy#inside out sadness#my inside out posts flopped so hard on insta#this one flopped on TikTok (thanks to algorithm) so ill probably be shifting content#the troubles of liking a fandom but wanting to grow as an original content creator is insanity
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sex so pasta it makes it creepy
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No more rant posts for a while
#scum talks#earlier i had gotten sad abt how I have seen and heard way too many people not share ideas because of people not 'being interested'#and how they kept acting like they had to like. pander? to a huge imaginary audience with stuff they werent into as much#and i kinda hate the commercialization of blogs.#thats prob a bad word for it but hopefully gets the idea across#i am insane on this blog. i try to tah for other folks sake but thats very limited and ill forget#i wanna be insane and share random thoughts. i want others to feel like they can too#how else are we gonna find people interested in the same stuff if we dont talk about it!!!!#flops#im so worn out
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its my 28th birthday tomorrow so i want to say while i still can
- i am 27 years old
- i have no money and no prospects
- i'm already a burden to my parents
- i am frightened
#pride and prejudice#i have been in my girlflop girlfailure era for ten sad pathetic years#i have however made wonderful friends and wouldnt change it for the world#and learned so much about myself and i have gained back so much of the confidence i've lost#im genuinely hopeful about the future despite being a mentally ill lump for my entire adulthood so far#and like im gonna be real#a lot of what got me through it was the friends i made here on tumblr#i love you all#thank you for being my internet greek chorus for the past decade#my tumblr friends saved me and for my 28th birthday i want to acknowledge that#and yknow. shitpost#to missy marjorie lauren chloe mary elise val mina ted xander aimee alyssa and all my other mutuals over the years#you are awesome and i hope i can share with yall any amount of the joy im gonna feel tomorrow on my birthday#i may be in my flop era but life is still worth living
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you are now a pretty princess!
#ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#what a fucking idiot#should i tag this as regretevator too#cuz it is referenced#maybe...#what a cutie!#if this flops ill be very sad
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undoubtedly in my flop era. however to flop now means to fly later... i fucking hope
#side note if u suffer from really bad burning and chest tightness when youre sad then you can take tylenol to help relieve that#thats crazy actually. physical symptoms for mental problems have physical relief. i love science#i swear to god if my flop era includes rejection from the school im applying to.... ill be on the ten o clock news
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#furry#safe furry#furry art#original character#artists on tumblr#oc: cassie#oc: wilson#skittys art#rbs > likes if this flops ill be so sad
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A friend just got me into a show that has literally no online fandom. There's no fanart. No episode discussions. No cosplay. Nothing. Heartbreaking stuff, truly.
#its sad bc its actually a decent show but i can see exactly why it flopped#it was not marketed well and was 100% on the wrong channel#but oh well. its part of my personality now. guess ill just draw all the characters myself 🤘😤#pinky’s personal journal
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Shutting off rbs on the robot post bc it's irritating especially during pride month. It was never about nicknames and I hate what it turned into.
I'd prefer it if people didn't share it via screenshots, btw. It'll come back when i feel like it
#like yeah#yeah.#whatever#i hold no ill will against the people whove transformed it#but id take a flop post with 10 notes over one thats been destroyed#ugh ... ill stop being salty someday#but the person who said 'the original post is shit im only here for the addition' also ruined it for me#like yeah sure i shouldnt let that happen but the misinterpretation is so widespread. yeah. no one gives a shit abt my original mssg#again. im just kinda sad and bitter but ill turn on rbs again#📡 incoming transmission 📡
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holding your guys' hand right now. i dont like to be a hater on star stable unless its valid criticism where criticism is due. but...is this a safe space for me to say that wild woods is singlehandedly the most lacklustre and disappointing letdown of star stable's entire history maybe.
#BIGOTRY AND ANTISEMITISM ASIDE !!!#i mean in terms of like content updates#i was SO HYPED for it and it was SO DISAPPOINTINGz#there is so much potential there that FLOPPED#the horses are so cute and the FOALS!#but the storyline is just like. laughably bad#like ive said it before ill say it again that whole area plays like an early access test build#WHY IS THE WARRIOR AREA SO EMPTY!!!#like star stable if you can make a forest like redwood point and new hollow woods absolutely packed with detail and complexity why is-#one of the major settlements consisting of an empty plane of repeating texture#two NPCs#and one single wandering animal#it is SO sad
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Ça va, mon ami?
... Oui?
#🐝#'?' as in 'maybe???? sorta??? idk' type '?'#okay sorry rant in the tags#does that make sense?#i would say okay but. . rn im just chilling#but my emotions flip flop as easy as flipping a coin#one moment ill be hella sad and upset and then the next it'll be like it never happened#like oh. i was sad?? yeah alr cool ANYWAYS time to watch my favorite actor#happy?? good times??? one wrong word or sentence boom im sad#but then that goes and its like okay well thats over time to be laughing and happy#so yknow i can never say yes because right now i cant recall the last 10 minutes#does that mean im just on autopilot??? maybe.#does that mean my brain is on power-saving low-usage mode??? yes.#yknow i just. i just. my emotions change so smoothly its kinda concerning?#i can go from being in the dumps to just 'eh im good' so quickly its as if it never happened#i just dont process anything longer than 20 minutes. 21 minutes? yeah watch me simping for one of the main 3 i like acting like i wasnt sad#yeah so im just. im just on low energy no-real-attention-needed mode rn mon ami#rewatching a tv show ive watched 30 times. music. dark room. my irl/online bestie/platonic marriage partner isnt on#i mean its just low vibration buzzing brain hours rn
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