#and i kinda hate the commercialization of blogs.

[scummy-writes]

No more rant posts for a while

[dxwnfxll]

Heyy!! How are you?<3

I just found your blog and I'm so happy I did! So I decided to leave a request for some hc's of the main 4 eddsworld boys finding out the reader is a stoner? Like they'll just get into the house and see the reader faded af and just being extra chill abt everything??

If you don't do multiple character hc's, then the same premise but only for Tord. Thank you lovely :))

Hiya !! I'm doing swell ! Hope ya are to :) !!

And awesome HC idea totally gonna write it out

Hope ya enjoy it ! (And sorry for the wait i've been busy busy !!)

The eddsworld boys with a stoner reader

(gender neutral reader)

Tord

- So Tord is DEF a stoner, you can't tell me other wise. So when he casually arrives home one day a lil earlier than the others and finds reader faded as hell he just fucking laughs.

- He def gets high with reader, he has a collection of funny lil bongs including a anime girl one he spent a shit ton of money on.

- Reader got munchies? He's got ya, he's got his own lil munchie stash in his room.

- Readers first time getting high? He'll call you stupid but help you through it, make sure you don't freak tf out

- You and him probably sit on the couch looking like idiots laughing at the dumbest shit (probably a dumb commercial Tord keeps rewinding back over and over)

Edd

- I don't see Edd as a stoner but he's okay with the 'lifestyle', though when he came back after a cola run and found Reader staring at the ceiling snickering here and there he's very concerned

- " Did Tord give you something from his stash? TORD !! "

- When he figures out YOU are ALSO a stoner he's like " oh "

- He's kinda curious about what it's like sometimes, especially since he's been casually watching you/Tord getting high randomly and looking like y'all are having the time of your lives.

- Careful if you actually let him get high with you, He's gonna freak tf out and get some bad munchies

- If he never gets high with you though he just kinda keeps an eye on you to make sure you're okay

Matt

- He's not a stoner, doesn't even know what a stoner is. So when he comes home and smells something 'bad' in the air he thinks it's a damn fire

- Idk why he thought it was a fire he just did, he sees smoke coming under your door and grabs a bucket and before you even know it he's thrown water in your room...on you.

- He killed your vibe

- He does apologize though at least

Tom

- He used to be a stoner, he kinda stopped after he got into Smirnoff and didn't wanna be juggling both y'know?

- When he comes home and sees you on the couch he just holds in a lil laugh and goes " i know that face, someones tripping balls"

- He MAKES you give him a hit on the blunt/bong/whatever (or an edible if you prefer edibles)

- He's a pro at this shit so he's chilling, and hopefully you are too. But a few mins in he'll get up and grab some snacks for you two.

- He isn't a very giggly high when y'all two are high but he's more 'idiotic', he'll find random photos and think they're the funniest shit known to man kind. He's also very hungry and thirsty when he gets high

- Tord is NOT allowed during y'alls high time

- He takes big breaks when getting high, so if you're a stoner that does it daily or day after day he's not gonna smoke with ya every day. He smokes like maybe once or twice a week? It really depends

Bonus:

Eduardo

- He judges you, but when he sees how chill you are when high he decides to take a hit. He gets mad when he doesn't get high from one hit

- Excuse him he's a lil dumb, you tell him it takes more than one hit and he just grumbles before taking another hit

- Once he's high with you he just sits there, you probably gotta check on him to make sure he's okay

- After that time he gets high with you whenever he can, dude probably needs it tbh

Jon

- He doesn't really understand but he's cool with it ! :D

Mark

- Mark prefers to not be around whenever you get high, it's not that he hates you being a stoner he just isn't into smoking and all that. He does warn you about the bad stuff with smoking though womp womp

Paul

- Dude doesn't care, he probably finds you high in the barracks at the red army base. He probably sits with you and smokes his own cigarettes just chilling with you

- " everybody needs a break every now and then, just don't be high while your work yeah ? "

- If you ask for anything to help get you down from your high so you can work he'll usually help (if he's in a good mood)

Patryck

- Judging

- He doesn't like that you're high during work, doesn't like the smell and doesn't like how you act while high

- gets a lil annoyed if he has to help you walk around or anything

- def never getting high with you, but he's def had a contact buzz before

Yippe ! Hope you enjoyed sorry if it seemed rushed at all

[trippinsorrows]

as someone who's been on this site since like 2008/2009, like before the infamous mtv commercial aired (iykyk), it's wild how much the etiquette has changed. or disappeared, entirely. once upon a time, people could speak freely about quite literally anything, assuming it was non hateful, and they'd be fine, so long as they stayed out of said tag.

for instance, the infamous bamon vs delena days. bamon stayed in the bamon tag, and delena stayed in the delena tag. yeah, shit got messy, ugly at times, but it was understood that if you don't like bamon and plan to speak negatively, just stay out the tag, and you good. and vice versa.

now a days, it feels like people can't say shit within fandom without being attacked and much worse. whether you tag a post with said topic or not. and, i don't mean not tagging wwe when discussing wwe. i mean, literally going on a scathing rant about a wrestler and tagging said wrestler.

like, i know for a fact i've been blocked by at least one or two accounts for calling cody 'ken.' which is crazy, cause i never been in that man tag nor am i required to like him. it's also my blog, and i can post what i want, so long as it's not hate speech/problematic?????

and don't get me started on the mean/hateful girl behavior.

idk. kinda sad to see how downhill things have gotten on here.

[punkrockscully]

tagged by @misskattylashes to share WIPs!! (i love being tagged in things even if it takes forever for me to do them lmao)

my WIPs aren't that exciting because i'm not working on any fiction/poetry right now, but i have a TON of essays in progress for my music blog (absolutely shameless self promo) and elsewhere so i'll share some of those 💙 leave me a comment if you read all of this bullshit, i'd love to talk about my projects!!

“Here Ain’t No Place for Dolls Like You and Me”: Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino Through the Lens of Context

oh, this essay—i love her, i hate her, she's breaking my heart, i think about her constantly. this is basically about TBHC in context of the aftermath of the EYCTE tour. it's gazing at EYCTE and TBHC through a queer lens, through the lens of context, through the lens of Alex and Miles' friendship. it's also about The Car, and Alex's use of concept albums as a vehicle for honesty. this essay is an analysis, a poem, an autobiography, and a love letter all in one. it's as much my story as it is theirs, as it is all of ours, and it's also insanely ambitious of me. i have no idea when it'll be finished but i'll be posting it on ao3 eventually (because i found out essays and analysis count as transformative works, who knew).

2. "Puncturing Your Bubble of Relatability": Grappling with the current Arctic Monkeys sound through an interpretation of "Sculptures of Anything Goes"

"sculptures" hurts me (all of The Car hurts me if we're being honest) and i've been wanting to specifically explore the lines "is that vague sense of longing kinda trying to cause a scene / guess i'm talking to you now / puncturing your bubble of relatability / with your horrible new sound" for a long time. something about those lines hits me right in the chest, their sullen pettiness. this is an exploration of Alex's new influences as well as the general reaction to TBHC and the new sound.

3. Ethel Cain's 'Perverts' In Her Own Words

i really loved 'Perverts', and i love that Hayden engages with fans on tumblr a lot about her work. going through some of her asks here, i was able to broaden my understanding of 'Perverts' and its influences. initially, i wrote a review of the album for work that kind of regurgitated a surface-level analysis that everyone was putting out (not to say it was necessarily wrong, but we all kind of came to the same basic conclusion, which isn't really fair to 'Perverts'). after reading some of Hayden's responses, i really want to go deep into the album and explore it through her answers, her intentions. the great thing about 'Perverts' is that it's simultaneously something really specific and incredibly interpretive—Hayden made drone music because she likes drone music at the same time that she created a nearly impenetrable response to a hostile environment. it's protection, but it's also whatever else you want it to be.

Some loose essays that kinda have titles:

Kneecap's Thoughts on Winning a BAFTA for Outstanding British Film, ya know, because they're Irish -> i've been listening to Kneecap for almost a month straight and i'm obsessed, and i really want to write a longer piece (i wrote one for work but word count ya know) about how they're preserving their language and keeping the fight for Northern Irish independence on the forefront of their work. they've led me to learn much more about Irish politics, history, and language, also they're just a really rowdy good time and i love them so much.

How a Late-70s London Punk Subgenre Got Overtaken by Skinheads -> while researching rock subgenres i discovered the Oi! movement, which essentially started out as a working class, anti-racist punk movement in the 70s (or at the very least was non-political) that got lumped in with white supremacist punk and all that bullshit. Oi! existed somewhere between the "commercialization" of punk and the creation of hardcore punk, and really started out as an expression of working class rebellion, workers' rights, and experiences of police harassment. apparently there are some bands who fit into Oi! that were definitely skinheads, and others who were adamantly against white nationalism, but the movement became associated with nazi punks anyway (can you tell i love microgenres??)

CRISIS HOTLINE: Why Do I Love White Men in Bands So Much? -> i noticed this while making a list of my favorite bands recently and i swear to god it was a total accident but i apparently really love white men in bands please send help!!!

Loose essays that are still just ideas

something about the rise of DIY bedroom pop artists who are closely aligned with the music industry, which is like the antithesis of the DIY scene (think Clairo, Mac DeMarco, Steve Lacy, etc); true bedroom pop artists are distributing cassettes and posting on bandcamp because they can't afford streaming distro fees, while others are using industry connections/nepotism to get on spotify playlists and press releases but are still labeled "DIY." idk this is just really interesting to me lol

something about how Fiona Apple and Eddie Vedder both said something along the lines of "fuck the industry" in the 90s (her at the VMAs and him at the Grammys) and Fiona took a career hit while Pearl Jam did fine; essentially a specific look at misogyny in the industry and how people loved to hate Fiona Apple

a couple of concert reviews: i'm going to see Jack White on the 19th and Fontaines D.C. on the 30th, i'm so stoked for both!!!

i told you i had ton of essays!!! this is not even close to all of the half-baked ideas i've got stored away on a loose google doc lmao i need a better organization system tbh, suggestions that are not an excel spreadsheet are welcome 🤪

as per usual, if you 🫵 see this and you're a writer consider yourself tagged bitch!!

[homeofhousechickens]

On anon purely because this is a tad more personal than I'd like to speak publicly! This is otherwise just a big thank you message

I've only ever kept chickens as pets before but I've always personally held myself to the standard of "if I'm not okay with killing it, I shouldn't be eating it". I've started raising quail on the side with the intention of processing them, but emotionally I've been holding them at arms length. Unlike my chooks, who are first and foremost pets.

Recently my eldest hen's health declined and I knew it was time to make the call because her quality of life was only going down. She was a commercial layer, you know how it goes. Because of an ongoing health issue with another pet coinciding with this, my savings are stretched super thin and getting her put down at the vets was borderline cost-prohibitive + due to location and transport issues she might have had to wait an extra day and I didn't want her feeling any worse or for any longer.

Before I'd found your blog, I genuinely don't think I'd considered it possible to have chooks as pets AND still process them when the time came. Honestly super silly of me, lol.

Giving context is kinda getting away from me, but basically I wanted to thank you! The knowledge that other people keep their birds as pets and love them just as much as I do but still cull them when the time comes was what I needed to go "okay. This is in the best interest of everyone involved. I can do this". It went smoothly, humanely and was completely bloodless. She didn't even have to suffer through a car ride.

I know you get some wacky asks re: culling chickens and I just wanted to give you a thank you instead. You talking frankly and openly about it has genuinely been so helpful and reassuring in what would have otherwise been an extremely distressing situation.

(Also I'm sorry I'm inadvertently the person going "my pet died" on the pet blog, in my bid to combat anon-hate I've kinda become anon-bittersweet lol)

I'm glad my blog was helpful to you. I want my blog to be a safe place to learn about chickens and raising them. I'm sorry about your hen the production layers leave us so soon 😞

[netscapenavigator-official]

Hey thanks for being an EV positive, yet still corporate critical and Tesla negative blog. My first car is an EV that I just got end of last year, and most discussion surrounding them has been... odd. It's either you're an elon bootlicker, someone who hates tesla and therefore also ALL EVs, or the conspiracy nuts who think they're woke death traps. There's some genuinely cool things about EVs, and while I don't think they'll be the entire solution for ICE cars, they have a place i think.

I think there's a middle ground for electric vehicles to exist in a more sustainable future, even if they won't (or shouldnt) be as widespread as ICE cars. Plus, driving one is just straight up fun, and this is coming from a person who used to HATE driving

Now this is an EV take on Tumblr Dot Com that I can get behind! I'll try to keep this as non-rambly as possible, but I love this topic a lot, and sometimes I just like talking about things... Sorry in advance...

I've certainly seen the division in EV opinions, too. It's shame that Tesla Fanboys ruined them for a lot of people, and Elon Musk really sealed the deal. A lot of left-leaning people on Tumblr (and the internet in general) have really been sucking down the oil industry's propaganda lately because they can't bring themselves to separate their opinion of Tesla and EVs in general. It's even starting to leach into the far-left's opinion of green technologies as a whole... which is certainly disheartening.

I, however, also find electric cars really fascinating, so that's why I enjoy talking about them so much on this blog. The concept of a car that does everything you need transportation to do, but silently, smoothly, and with zero-emissions is just so cool. Also, they kinda just... make sense. Like, I plug my dryer into the wall, it does chores. I plug my oven into the wall, it does chore. I plug my phone and laptop into the wall, they do "chores." So why not my car? Like why do I have to go out of my way to a stupid little fueling station and put a liquid in my car that has to be fracked, refined, transported, and then burned? Why can't I just charge my car at home, like every other appliance in my life? And the answer is... I can! And that's really cool! It's such a simple, novel concept, and yet it's been bastardized to hell and back, which I think is a real shame.

On the technology side of things, (in addition to Musk going off the deep end) I just think that Tesla has lost its luster. It got comfy in its market position, stopped innovating, and the legacy automakers caught up. The Hyundai Kia Motor Group is doing far more impressive things, imo. I mean, bringing 800V, sub-20 minute charging to cars that start under $50K is extremely impressive, especially when you consider the ONLY other cars that have and do that are the Porsche Taycan, Audi e-tron GT, Lucid Air, and Tesla Cybertruck (all cars that start over $80,000). Also, not to fangirl too much, but what Kia did with the EV9's drivetrain is downright industry leading... and tbh... I just don't see how people can see the innovations that companies like Hyundai, Lucid, Rivian, etc. are bringing to the market... and still think that Tesla makes good electric cars, let alone good cars at all.

Also, I completely mirror your opinion on the necessity of EVs. Being pro-electric cars doesn't mean you're pro-car dependency. Even in public transportation havens like the Netherlands or Japan, cars still have a place. Whether it be industrial, commercial, or niche personal reasons, cars will most likely have a place in the transportation world for the foreseeable future, and my philosophy regarding that is: So long as they exist, it's better for them to be zero-emission. I genuinely hope to see a public and mass transit revolution in my life time. I hope Americans will see public transportation be better funded and more accessible. I also hope, one day, people who don't want to own a car, won't have to. However, in the meantime (and for those people in the future who simply can't use public transportation for their transportation needs) an electric car is better than a ICE one. Period.

That's not to say EVs don't bring their own environmental challenges. They do. However, my opinion on the matter simply mirrors what studies and research show us: EVs are better for the environment than ICE cars, even if they aren't perfect. Every step in the right direction is a good thing, and a lack of perfection is not an excuse to to wallow and let things get worse.

And P.S.

How fun that your first car is electric! I'm totally jealous. I hope it brings you many many years of reliable transportation, well into the future. <3

[office-hours-affection-if]

I’m really excited for this IF. It kinda reminds me of those webcomics where the main character gets isekaid as a side character in an otome game who desperately tries to dodge the story, only to end up on one (or more) routes. Meanwhile, the comment section is readers desperately wishing she would just end up with the original game’s protagonist who she has way more chemistry with. This is why I’ll be romancing Isla. Sorry if this is weirdly specific.

Wow, I know about isekais and transmigration but I never thought of it that way for this IF and what an interesting way to look at, thanks for sharing ginkgo! Don’t be sorry, I love it so much 🫶 i hope you’ll enjoy romancing Isla along the way 💘

…and although you never asked, I’ll be sharing Isla Madison facts for you and other Isla romancers (I will soon be sharing other ROs’ facts too dw ^^)

Born on September 7 (Virgo).

5’5 (165 cm) in height.

An only child to a patriarchal family and she secretly hates it.

Great at Rubik’s cube, she used to join competitions in Diamond City, a city where she lives back in middle school.

Used to do ballet at some point before she joined a theatre guild in high school.

Had one commercial endorsing a shampoo on her last year of high school but decided she hated the growing limelight, much to her parents’ disapproval.

Had a huge argument with her father when he learned that she wanted to be a nurse. It’s why she strived to get a scholarship and work part time job to get what she wants.

She runs a secret blog where she reviews books and movies during her free time.

Had 3 ex-boyfriends.

Currently obsessed with cottagecore aesthetics.

[explosionshark]

Uh, genuine question, but what should non vegans and/or non vegetarians do to be respectful of vegans and/or vegetarians?

And also, a second more specific question, i get that unless the person has actually said something, irl wise it’s generally kinda dumb weird and probably a bit rude to go out of your way to avoid any mention of meat as food in front of a vegan/vegetarian, but online, where the rules are obviously different,

would it be good practice to tag posts that are about or mention meat or other animal products being used as food? Because i imagine even if you don’t care it just might get a bit grating? Like when you keep having to hear a bout a fandom you’re apathetic about

Again, promise this isn’t mocking or anything, these are genuine questions, 🙏 i just believe that similar to religious beliefs, veganism/vegetarianism shouldn’t be mocked and instead respected

None of this is dumb or weird! I think it's nice that you're trying to be mindful.

Personally, I don't think tagging for meat or animal products or stuff like that is necessary. I feel like 99% of the fast food ads I see on billboards or commercials is more obnoxious than like someone posting a pic of their dinner and talking about how good it was.

Tbh the only content I actually see on Tumblr that bothers me In A Vegan Way falls into one of two categories.

Exploitative Animal Images: idk to me this ranges from like mildly annoying to hellish. I feel like a lot of images of animals clearly in distress or in unsafe circumstances get passed around as memes a lot here and it's genuinely kinda disturbing. I mean obviously pictures of living animals captioned with something obnoxious about the kind of food you want to turn them into is one example.

Other stuff would be like videos of wild animals in domestic settings where they don't belong (I hope I never see another pet sugar glider video in my entire fucking life tbh) or like otherwise in captivity under CLEARLY shady circumstances (those tiger farms for example). Otherwise stuff like videos of people scaring their pets bc they make funny faces or silly noises about it. A lot of this stuff is pervasive in Internet humor or like cute animal pages and it can be easy to overlook but I think it's worth being critical of thinking about the circumstances animal content is produced under. Tbh I think this is a good internet rule in general - esp when it comes to meme images of violence and stuff like that.

The other category is probably more obvious and the thing I most frequently block/unfollow people over - please don't reblog weird anti-vegan propaganda. I feel like I don't really have to worry about this from you, anon, since you're clearly approaching from a respectful place but there's been what feels like a significant uptick in anti-vegan content couched in progressive language on this site recently.

From blatant misrepresentations of what veganism means to holding vegans solely accountable for stuff everyone does and/or corporate marketing, to weirdly hateful and defensive screeds - there's a LOT of really popular bad takes going around. And some of it is truly wild and really shows how little people read a post before reblogging it - a couple years ago I saw several majorly popular blogs on Tumblr reblogging an anti-vegan post that had lines about the "occult implications" of veganism buried somewhere in the text and it nearly drove me insane. More mundane examples would be the recent rise of 'vegans love to pollute with fake leather bc they're ignorant babies' type posts. A lot of these don't even have to be outright hostile to be annoying, but they all fundamentally fail to understand what veganism is about. It's not a health movement or an environmental movement or a 'lifestyle' movement - the #1 concern of veganism is animal rights.

Not saying there aren't overlapping concerns like environmentalism that can be used in the messaging, but at the end of the day whether something is good for your health or for the planet is a secondary consideration to 'does this system harm a living being unnecessarily.'

Anyway I hope that was a helpful answer!

Thanks for reaching out! Have a good one!

[bim-mba]

15 Questions 15 Mutuals

I’ve been tagged... all my hardwork keeping all aspects of my identity secret has gone out the window now lol

@incoherentbabblings​  tagged me :)

Are you named after anyone?

I am pretty sure I am not. My parents just were kinda basic and chose a super trendy name! lol

When was the last time you cried?

the 7th, funeral, not fun. I cry easily for dumb shit and have a harder time crying for real things tho. There is this life insurance commercial that always gets me..

Do you have kids? 

oooff, no, never, not me, I am more than happy being an aunt

Do you use sarcasm a lot? 

I am pretty sure I am unable to speak without sarcasm lol. It is a problem, specially online

What sports do you play/have played?

I am not very sporty. I did tae kwon do for a while... didn’t love it, but it was far from the worst! I did crossfit for a while. I am not sure why lmao, I suffered A LOT

What's the first thing you notice about someone?

I guess height?

What's your eye color?

Brown. Same as my parents & my sibilings

Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy Endings! I don’t mind scary movies but I hate gore

Any special talents?

...I can clap with one hand! That’s a talent!

Where were you born?

“La perla Tapatia” Guadalajara Mexico, pa’ servirles.

What are your hobbies?

I read a lot? And I’ve been trying to go back to repusse (google says that is the word in english) since I have a lot of tools and tin

Do you have pets?

I have two cats, I am fostering 4 cats (mom and kitties) and I just inherited a dog (that can’t move in until the cats find their forever home)

How tall are you?

....163. I was supposed to be tall I swear

Favorite subject in school? 

...........

.......

school was so long ago, what did I liked? I know it was not anything science-y tho...

Dream job?

Recently I’ve been joking that Marie Kondo stole my dream career.... and it is not that far from the truth tbh. I love organizing, specially clothes/closets (I guess that is a hobby too)

So... I don’t have 15 mutuals, so all my mutuals going in (I am pretty sure some of those blogs are kinda dead tho lmao)

@zulwolf @wonderstrevors @deaddennis @ohmytheon @gafurtle @red-smiley-face @naveich @oqueequesentes-borboletas @ultimate-vegx

[autistic-crypt1d]

Critical Incident Live Blogging:

Season 1

Never heard about this show, not even commercials, but I saw it pop up on Hulu when I was going to watch X-Files so I'm giving it a try.

Since it's only 1 season I'm also gonna do a "is this worth watching?" If you're interested in the show and wanna know my thoughts without spoilers I'm going to link that post here!

Updates:

- Run

- so far this feels like an indie movie in a bad way

- EEW, I'M SORRY BUT THAT BOY

- GIRL YOU CANNOT BE INTO THAT, WHAT IS THAT HAIR???

- I cannot wait for the weird kid party shit to end so we can get to the real stuff

- eew not the outside dance alone

- EEW

- oh shit ok it's getting real

- if this was America, those kids would've been shot. Honestly kinda jarring to see cops not draw their weapon on them, how fucked is that?

- oh hell they're gonna think it's her

- girl stop running please this can't end well 😭

- OH FUCK

- ok pretty solid first episode. I dunno where it's gonna go from here tho tbh

- Strip

- wtf girl

- bro not these fucking cops trying to find a way to blame the girl

- of course the white cops think that her running is a sign of guilt. Definitely not because she's scared!!

- why did they all live together?

- what the fuck is wrong with this cop

- BRO WHAT

- bro really cannot handle the thought of a fucking period what a loser

- a strip search???!?!?! DUDE

- this is so fucked

- I'm glad they don't hide the rampant abuse of power that happens with the police but my god is this hard to watch

- BRO IS STALKING HER NOW??!?!?!?!

- Resist

- omfg he's actually stalking her

- good lord dude, she was attacked first!!!

- brother's wife totally has a thing for him

- BRO LEAVE HER ALONE

- omfg LEAVE HER ALONE

- DUDE WHAT THE HELL, HE'S FUCKING INSANE

- girl please stop hanging out with rat-tail 😭

- THESE COPS DUDE

- Ali is the only cope here using her fucking brain istg, these people are trying to literally frame a CHILD because one of their guys fucked up, A CHILD!!!

- "we're forever babe" YOU COULDN'T EVEN STOMACH THE THOUGHT OF HER HAVING A PERIOD WDYM FOREVER

- girl drugs??? With the cops hounding you all the time??? GIRL

- great, now they're cheating

- god damn it

- Vindicate

- GIRL SELLING?!?!?!?!

- this show is stressing me out

- GIRL DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING FROM HIM YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE AFTER YOU

- HAYDEN YOU BITCH

- great, he's cleared of all wrongdoing but the girl who was scared is still being harassed!

- oh shit she moved out didn't she

- GIRL

- AH YES, PUT YOUR FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER THAT GUN, SO SMART

- Descend

- way to stand up for yourself Dalia!

- Dalia talking about her experience with the police 😭

- my notes got lost here

- something about hating Hayden and Dalia about to get caught

- omfg he's finally admitting to organizing the harassment of Dalia?!?!?!?

- bro she's still using the fidgets even after he told her not to???? Girl you're going to get in so much trouble omfg

- ah hell

- oh god

- "I know what I'm doing" girl no, no you do not you're drowning

- Strike

- ooooo Hall is dirty isn't he

- DALIAAAAAA

- OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

- OH FUCK HE'S DEAD

- omfg they think she set him up BROOOOOOOOOO SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HELP

- y'all I'm actually gonna have a breakdown

- and her fingerprints are in the gun Y'ALL. Y'ALL I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

- oh thank god she didn't run but AHHHHHH

- they let her go????

- THAT'S IT?!?!?!?! THAT'S THE SEASON FINALE?!?!?!?! BRO, BRO I CANNOT HANDLE THIS CLIFFHANGER

Season 2 (🤞)

[modern-inheritance]

What's the origin of your blog title?: When I first started writing Modern Inheritance/MIC I couldn’t think of a name. I just tossed Modern Inheritance down and fully believed I’d come up with a better name for it at some point. But uh…that was in I think 2015-2016. So….Yeah. Guess I’m stuck with it, even though it’s a horrible misnomer. But ya know, ‘Inheritance Cycle with Cherry-Picked Modernized Elements and Extensive Worldbuilding and Plot and Characterization Changes Focused on the Effects of War, Trauma and the Neverending Pathway of Healing and Mutual Support These Poor Guys Need’ just doesn’t roll of the tongue, nor fit in a tumblr blog name.

OTP(s) + Their shipname: Honestly, my version of Eragon and Arya, because in MIC, I CONTROL THE NARRATIVE MWAHAHAHAHA– But normal answer-wise, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye, Royai for short.  

Favourite colour?: All shades of green. And earth tones. 

Favourite game: Honestly I enjoyed Rise of the Tomb Raider a ton, to the point that I wish I could erase my memory of it and play it again.

What song is currently stuck in your head?: I’m watching/listening to a Pokemon 4 player nuzlocke on Original151 so….oh, well, it WAS a Pokemon game theme, but now Miss You ft. GG Magree by Seven Lions started up.

Weirdest habit/trait?: Shiiiiiit, we do NOT have enough time for this one. But one that I thoroughly enjoy is that the MIC Crew is in my head usually. And when alone, I typically am talking as them, letting their characteristics, mannerisms and general selves guide the conversations. It’s wonderful, and when I’m distressed they stop, and ngl it kinda scares me. (No, I’m not hallucinating or anything of the sort.)

Hobbies: Woodworking, leathercraft, learning bushcraft, firemaking, maintenance (but not cleaning areas!), sharpening chisels. I fucking love sharpening chisels. Oh, and I guess the whole fanfiction thing.

If you work, what's your profession?: Senior Thread Gremlin and Machine Whisperer with Zero Qualifications. AKA, Commercial Embroidery on a HappyJapan USA 6 head machine for a small company in the US that does stuff for things across the country.

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be?: I was really interested in megathrust earthquakes, supervolcanoes, tsunamis, and all sorts of disasters. Geological Hazards. But then I realized it was all academia and I hated it. Plus never got into grad school.

Realistically?: I’m actually pretty fine where I’m at.

Something you're good at: Writing! Especially fanfiction. 

Something you're bad at: Handling the issues around lack of interaction and engagement with my niche of a niche fandom fanfiction.

Something you love: Lexi, my dog! She’s a boxer with her whole tail. 

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: Modern Inheritance/MIC.

Something you hate: Not going to lie, even if it gets me hate. The Murtagh/Nasuada ship. It makes zero sense. The unhealthy nature of it scares me.

Something you collect: I have OCD of the type that encourages hoarding. This is another question that would require a lot of time and I am not up for it.

Something you forget: My leg tattoo. The bathroom at my house is tiny, and the number of times that I have dropped trou to take a piss in the middle of the night, sat down, then launched my head into the fucking door at mach 10 because I saw my tattoo out of the corner of my eye and thought it was a giant spider is too damn high.

What's your love language?: I’m AroAce. But if you want to show me love, you can always ask me questions about Modern Inheritance and we can have a chatter session. Trust me, I will immediately look at you like a puppy who you have just given a treat to for the first time ever.

Favourite movie/show: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, English Dub (fucking fight me) 

Favourite food: Iunno. I just like food.

Favourite animal: Cats. I have their brain. I was raised as one.

What were you like as a child?: What kind of question is this lmao (said the woman with selective memory of childhood)

Favourite subject at school?: Biology I guess. But I enjoyed learning on my own more than classwork.

Least favourite subject: Math. 

What's your best character trait?: It amuses me that you think I’m this self-aware.

What's your worst character trait?: See above.  

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?: I roll with the flow. Go with the flow? I wish I had the ability to just sit down and channel the rabid writing energy and urge to write whatever WIP I have in mind. 

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?: Fuck meeting some rando historical figure, I’d grab my mum before she got sick and talk to her as an adult.

I...don't know who to tag, but anyone who sees this is very welcome to do it!

Get to know your mutuals Game

Oooohh thank you for the tag @holy3cake

No pressure tagging @gwalch-mei @beginning-writer + OPEN TAG FOR ALL to answer these 27 random questions, I'll put a blank version in the comments!

What's the origin of your blog title?

Originally, "OnCrimsonWings" is my Ao3 username, which was a poetic kinda reference to Dante from Devil May Cry because his demon form has red wings. When I made this blog I knew I wanted it to include a reference to Lancelot/The Weeping Monk, so I just added "Lanced" to the Ao3 name.

It works on so many levels- as I also like winged Whumpees as a trope in general, and the name to me brings an image of a winged creature or person pinned by something sharp through the wing. It also works more as a poetic angel metaphor for Lancelot, as he's referred to as a dark/avenging angel in the role he's been molded into by the Church in Cursed, a role which is ultimately his downfall, like a fallen angel with crimson, or bloodied wings...

OTP(s) + Their shipname;

Lancewain; Lancelot (The Weeping Monk) x Gawain (The Green Knight) from Cursed

Melvik; Mel x Viktor from Arcane (also Jayvik; Jayce x Viktor, and Meljayvik; Mel x Jayce x Viktor)

Zaundads/Vanco; Vander x Silco from Arcane

BuckyNat/WinterWidow; Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow) x Bucky Barnes (The Winter Soldier) Marvel

Gwaenyra (Gwayne x Rhaenyra; House of the Dragon)

Colonel Everett Young x Dr. Nicholas Rush; Stargate Universe - I actually never really saw a shipname for these guys or I've forgotten it if I did know one

There's a bunch of others but that will do for now lmao

Favourite colour?

Purple!

Favourite game/s?

The Witcher 3, Skyrim, currently enjoying Monster Hunter, though the thing I have most hours in might actually be Fall Guys...

What song is currently stuck in your head?

In Maidjan by Heilung, I'm excited to see them live again soon!

Weirdest habit/trait?

I sit like a goblin in any and all chairs. (Except for when I'm physically tattooing, or in a formal meeting. Otherwise? If there is a chair I will be perched on it like a bisexual ass Goblin 100% of the time).

Uhhh and I can bend the first knuckle (closest to the fingertips) on my fingers whilst keeping the second/middle knuckles perfectly straight/locked.

Hobbies:

Playing piano, making cosplays, making chainmail, listening to music, playing D&D, keeping snakes and also doing Archery, as of late!

If you work, what's your profession?

Tattooing- for the next two weeks anyway. I also volunteer at my local zoo and do commission pet portraits!

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? Realistically?

Tattooing but at a studio with a working toilet, repaired roof and decent non falling apart floors, where I am NOT the sole member of the studio 😂

Otherwise, doing something arty like making things or running my small buisness full time. Or if all goes well with this insane Uni plan I have, then working with snakes in some way shape or form. Not sure how, yet but. I dunno, it might be cool.

Something you're good at:

I'm a really creative person and I come up with a lot of really cool ideas!

Something you're bad at:

Maths, I mean I just struggle with numbers in general. And telling my left from right 😂

Something you love: 

Daniel Sharman. I mean. Look at him man's stunning

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: 

Snakes! And I did that when I took the snakes in to Scouts and taught them about snakes with not much prep time at all 😂

Something you hate:

People trying to control other people or put their views on them. (Eg. Very religious people that try and force you to believe their religion. Or Antis that hate on a fictional trope or ship or theme and think no one is allowed to read or write it. That sort of thing)

Something you collect: 

Books! I have several hundered, at this point, and that's after having to bin about 300 due to severe damp in a previous house.

Something you forget: 

I dunno. I forgot

What's your love language?

Giving gifts, I think, but I also like touching/leaning on people who I love (only when my skin doesn't feel bruised, which is basically always, and honestly most of the time I'm touch averse lmao). I'm not really sure.

Favourite movie/show: 

Movie; Labyrinth, Lost Boys, Avatar I & Avatar II: the way of water, LOTR Trilogy

Show; Arcane, The Witcher and Cursed

Favourite food:

I really like homemade stew and mash, but I can't make it (thanks fatigue) so I haven't actually had it in years. I love roasties (roasted potatoes) with copious amounts of butter on.

Favourite animal:

Snakes! Specifically I love Dumeril's Boas, Madagascan Ground Boas- and have one of each myself- and I have a soft spot for Boelen's Pythons and European Adders!

What were you like as a child? 

Always daydreaming in my own little world, shy, but also I had anger issues at the age of 4... so a bit of a shitbag lmao.

Favourite subject at school?

Art or Science, though I also liked music!

Least favourite subject: 

Maths. I always used to get yelled at for refusing to do homework, and for drawing in my book and putting my headphones in to listen to music. (It was actually helping me focus, but the fact I had ADHD was completely missed so I just got yelled at for it. I still got a B in my GCSEs though so fuck em!)

What's your best character trait?

I'm incredibly organised (because if I wasn't my life would be an absolute shambles as my memory is shit), and I'm very good at problem solving! If character trait more means "personality" then it would probably be that I am a very caring person.

What's your worst character trait?

I can be very stubborn and headstrong paired with the fact I am a control freak and like things organised, then that tends to frustrate both the people around me and myself...

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?

I'd cure my disabilities. Just so I could continue tattooing and take on the studio- or just open my own elsewhere, or I'd go get a career out in the field with snakes and not have to worry about fatigue, collapse, pain or dietary issues wherever I went!

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?

Chester Bennington, 100%. I miss him. It's one of the biggest regrets of my life that I was meant to go and see him live on that final tour and I couldn't afford the tickets thanks to an unexpected bill. He was, and still is my hero.

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

y'know this might be a weird thing to randomly post about on my sonic the hedgehog tumblr blog but fuck it, i gotta say some stuff about animals (mainly dogs because i have too many thoughts for one redundant post i should narrow in on a species)

i don't see this behaviour online but can people irl stop being gross about pet genitalia, especially dogs and stuff? like, do you think vets are pervs for touching your dog's genitals? no? okay so you can also touch them if it's for good reasons (not something sexual)

do you know how many weird looks i've gotten from people when i say i do all of george's grooming maintenance besides his full appointments? yeah, that includes touching gross stuff like his scabs, fecal residue, urine residue, paws, mouth, etc... because "wait you touch his butt? you touch where his balls used to be? that's kinda sus" DUDE HE'S MY DOG I GOTTA CLEAN HIM WTF??? like i'm not having a good time either trust me, he hates baths, but i'm going to ensure he's clean and healthy by checking his whole body for oddities especially as he gets older. this isn't weird, maybe i'm a bit extra because most people barely think about this stuff, but vet training and my love for animals means i'm gonna be extra (also he sleeps on my bed and frequently lays on my face or licks it when i'm unconscious: i can't prevent it these days but at least i can brush his teeth so i'm not THAT grossed out)

also, some animals (like aggressive large dog breeds) need desensitization training as they grow up. a black russian terrier i puppysat needed this treatment where you'd have to just touch him everywhere and if he's snappy with something like his paw or tail or genitals just desensitize him. no, not abuse and purposely torment an animal don't try to twist this into something negative, i mean condition these types of dogs when they're small so when they're 200+ pounds and have extremely dangerous biting power, they won't bite a kid's face off if they poke his butt or something. it doesn't matter if the kid's parents were neglectful or if the kid was in the wrong because if this turns into a legal battle, we all know the dog is gonna lose. sometimes this shit is a necessary precaution and when done correctly it can be so important for a dog's welfare

boots on dogs aren't just to be quirky. george wears rubber ballon-like boots not only to prevent matting/contamination when it's wet or snowy/icy outside but also for temperature reasons and salt especially. it's a fucking lifesaver, not animal abuse. same with his jackets because it's hard enough to walk him during a snowstorm: he won't shit if he's uncomfortable and that's not something either of us want to deal with. yes he has a few sweaters and a pajama but they're for short term special occasion use (and he really likes them lmao)

i think people should give their dogs vegetables more. safe ones, but it's good for them. george has allergies which means he's on a raw food diet (he gets raw duck twice a day) and in addition to his meals he likes snacks! yogurt treats, sliced veggies, some blueberries, etc etc and his dietary issues literally vanished. all those stupid kibble commercials about how "dogs crave real meat, give them that with these processed nuggets" piss me off like ITS CHEAPER (for where i live) TO JUST GET FROZEN PACKS OF MEAT??? i don't expect every dog (or cat) owner to invest time in this kind of diet for their pet but maybe they'd bite their paws and lick themselves less if they had some real food lol just sayin' and it can even limit your food waste to share some of this stuff with your pet! just make sure it's safe first

also, i sorta mentioned this before but check your damn pets. maybe not 500 times a day like i do (george has skin tags that burst sometimes it's not just my obsessive tendencies) but like how do you not see something is wrong??? if you see a lump or a cut or a bite or a bug or an irritated area or a knot DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT??? AT LEAST KEEP AN EYE ON IT??? idk it just seems weird to me when people are oblivious to their pet's health issues until it's serious

LAST THING BECAUSE I GOT BORED HALFWAY THROUGH WRITING THIS SINCE MY MEDS WORE OFF: brush your dog's fucking teeth. I DONT CARE IF THEY HATE IT BECAUSE IT'S GONNA PREVENT SO MANY POTENTIAL HEALTH THREATS AND ALSO SMALL DOGS LOSE THEIR TEETH FAST BUT IF YOU BRUSH YOU CAN DELAY THAT!!! george is 11 and has every single tooth because i brush them every week (i'd do it every day but look i don't want to die) and it does wonders. also his breath doesn't make me want to kill myself but this is also probably thanks to the cucumbers

ok that's all rant over sorry this wasn't organized i just kept saying shit lmao

[aworldofimportance]

**Falcon and the winter soldier spoilers/live-blogging**

- OOF that commercial promising peace followed immediately by an armed GRC van WITH the Walmart cap was *chefs kiss*

- “Do you know who I am?” “Yes I do and I don’t care” WE STAN and we also hate mr entitled like sir u are “captain America” but you are in Germany why would anyone give a shit

- IM WHEEZING BUCKY just thought “Ah yes I shall break out this war criminal”

- “oh no but Sam would disapprove” he’s embodying “it’s better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission”

- that purple thanks looking mask is sus

- STOP NONONO IM GONNA CRY BUCKY’S BOOK WAS STEVE’S BOOK?

- no 🥺 is he gonna make Bucky act like the winter soldier? On the bright side, MAKEOVERS?

- I know that Bucky having to be the winter soldier is probably damaging in some way BUT, I forgot how much the winter soldier music/score slaps, also Bucky being badass is cool

- “didn’t take much for him to fall back into form” ZEMO STOP IT! BAD! DONT! MANIPULATE! SAM!

- AWW SAM WORRYING ABOUT BUCKY “you okay?” IM SOFT

- “I CANT RUN IN THESE HEELS” AHAHA

- YAY SHARON WOOO

- OMG SHES A FENCE? I’m living for this white collar shit

- omg she has a barbie level wardrobe me want

- “Don’t get me started!” Don’t get ME started

- Ok but I kinda like Karli that funky little ginger, and now knowing she stole the serum like yes good for her

- Meanwhile Sharon is taking on a whole ass army of bounty hunters

- Sam and Bucky bickering while being attached with Sharon trying to shoos them is a mood

- I knew the mask was sus

- Oh nvm he came back

- 🥺🥺🥺“ Ur not gonna move your seat up are you?” “No”

- ok nvm Karli’s going crazy like yes I understand kill the fake organisation BUTT maybe don’t murder? They seem to have the right reasons though

- aww Sam checking up on Bucky

- is...that...bead..wakandan?

- IT IS IT IS IT IS IT IS. YAYAYAYAYAY

[adultswim2021]

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law #18: “Gone Efficien...t” | June 13, 2004 - 11:30 PM | S02E09

Birdman has yet to cinch the hat trick. We had two “actually, kinda okay” episodes in a row and now this third one which is just stuff happening. Birdman’s firm hires an efficiency expert and it somehow leads to Birdman having his office replaced by a greek diner that he also works at. Birdman throws himself into the wacky whims of his brainless boss for no good reason other than to make comedy happen. Lines have the cadence of jokes, like “that’s not hummus, is it?” a joke that seems to imply bathroom stuff that wasn’t really set up to begin with.

The case in this one is basically an afterthought, with Yakky Doodle’s name change. Why is that even being tried in a court of law? Maybe there was a line that explains it, but I was already busy trying to come up with new ways to say Birdman sucks in this write-up (it’s not going well). The ending reveal with his new name I actually did laugh out loud at, so I’ll keep that a nice surprise. By all means, watch this 12 minute bad cartoon to enjoy it.

(deleted paragraph at the end where all I do is brag about understanding the Raymond Burr reference)

MAIL BAG

I have a very vivid memory of the image of Shake's presumably dead corpse with an eyeball popped out giving me insomnia because I sometimes get insomnia from things like that instead of going to sleep and getting nightmares instead. For example just last week when I saw a freshly dead cat that had seemingly been placed on a piece of cardboard at a street corner. More like number none in the hood, g

YIKES! Please stop remembering stuff like this! I’m getting a big scare! OUCH!

Top 10 Home Improvement episodes?

No fucking way am I doing this but I guess the one where JTT gets cancer is good, and the one where German syndicators watch a disastrous taping of TOOL TIME and think it’s intentional slapstick comedy and pick up the show. Genuinely good ep. Also the one where a producer on Tool Time wants to fire Al and the commercial break transition is a very somber image of Al’s face coming out of a cup of coffee and getting blown away into nothingness.

I feel like you are a kind of a hipster for not putting Mortgages and Marbles on your top 10 home movies list. You need a hot take to generate some buzz, I respect it, but it's so cool and it's maybe the only time Brendo Smalls metal music made me laugh (sorry Nathan and the Dethklok crew, but it's simply true).

LOL “not putting”, IDIOT, I DID PUT IT YOU MORON. HAHAHA YOU LOOK SO FUCKING WRONG RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU

Kon writes:

I myself watched through Birdman 10 years ago (while you were doing the message board incarnation of the blog) and kinda had the same reaction of "damn, I don't really hate this anymore." I think the show did improve a lot when they started doing full seasons. And also, I'm not as mad at that type of humor as I used to be. Like I feel silly being mad about them "trying too hard to be funny" when you compare it to what say, Sealab was trying too hard to be at this time.

Yes we should have been way more furious at Sealab for defrauding the network we were all rooting for. I love rooting for networks, by the way. What a cool way to be

You could because those girls are wacko. Also any of them that have Antifa in their bios. Complete bird brains who shouldn't bear children. God willing, if you can't keep it in your pants, Marx Zuckerberg.

I assume this is in response to the DSA pussy joke I wish I deleted from my last post (because I thought I’d get in trouble). I’m sorry for starting this conversation. Please don’t make it a running joke.

[jamboreeofsurprises]

idk how to say this in a way that wont come across as whiny and dumb and make it even more apparent how autistic i am but whatever, its my personal blog, it’s meant to be a judge-free zone anyway. its not like im not putting out this thought to change how anyone feels about anything im just ranting.

pixar has been an important special interest of mine for decades (!) as their movies were literally some of the only movies i looked forward to seeing as a kid. i hated going to the theater because of the sensory nightmare of it all but braved it for pixar movies because they tickled my imagination so much. nearly every year had a new pixar movie which was a big event in my life for that year. i think they have struggled a lot since the 2010s especially as an over-focus on sequels happened (largely as a result of corporate disney grip) so don’t assume by any means i’m uncritical of them. as with anything else i like, i’m not about to pretend like it’s golden all the time just because i’m a fan

but i feel like most of my mutuals now immediately want to assume negatively of pixar because theyre mainstream and un-vogue and pretend like the incredibly stagnant, unchanged western animation landscape they were born of didn’t exist and how crucial their defiance towards it was for moving the medium forward. when it came to western animated movies we had disney movies and disney-imitation movies, that is to say, Fairy Tale Musicals and Other Fairy Tale Musicals. which, don’t get me wrong, i love a good fairy tale musical, but pixar were special and not just for beautifully introducing & advancing 3d cg feature animation, but because their angle was telling completely new stories that challenged this whole format. it was absolutely a breath of fresh air. and the movies could be pretty genuinely touching too for both older and younger members of the audience, usually without even having to have melodramatic character deaths or anything. monsters inc. is pure character-motivated drama and the ending made me cry buckets as a kid and still does because the characters are lovable and relatable. you don’t have to throw in a dead parents backstory or whatever for me to sincerely feel that emotion for them.

as we ushered into the 00s and walt disney animation, dreamworks, etc got a load of the critical and commercial success of pixar, their response was to copy the technology but very little of the creativity/heart. dreamworks i have come to realize at least with Shrek were still doing something pretty subversive albeit in a different direction that i think was forward-thinking but by and large, attempts to hop on the wagon of what made Pixar capture the world’s attention were pretty misguided. i think as the 00s progressed more unique animated movies started coming out as things picked up real good around 2009 (you need only glance at the academy nominations that year to realize just how varied and good every entry was) so pixar kinda got left in the dust a bit in the 2010s, and the change of direction didnt help but my god, that doesnt override their significance in the whole pantheon of animation. but i feel like everyone is forgetting that and it makes me feel like im losing my mind that im the only person remembering just how crummy most other american animated movies of the 00s were. dont get me wrong im not saying that anyone who dislikes pixar or is critical of a movie of theirs is doing it to be some Mean Hater™, but i feel that the level of negativity is strangely disproportionate to that of other animation studios which is like ??? is it just because people like them and have for years so now we have to turn that around arbitrarily?

idk i just feel like because other studios have stepped up their game some people discredit pixar entirely and that hurts. the thing that has sucked the most about it is how i don’t even feel allowed to eagerly anticipate anything pixar is going to put out even when i want to because it has to immediately be couched in such harsh judgment and discourse, which /*AGAIN*/ is not me saying they’re infallible and should never be criticized. anything and everything is open to criticism, i have my own apprehensions about some of their movies too. i just feel like the aura of negativity online surrounding each pixar release now leaves me an anxious mess while anticipating/watching the movie instead of going into it with the childlike wonder i want to go in with and could go in with because i feel like ppl are going to think i’m basic or just flat out stupid for liking the thing, no matter how sincerely.

which like, i’m not friggin basic. kanashimi no belladonna is one of my favorite animated movies lol. and so is up (the movie that made me interested in animation & storytelling as artforms), ratatouille, etc ... its almost like some mainstream things are good and popular for a reason?

this rant isnt even telling you anything, i know ive historically been overly sensitive to people being critical/negative about things that mean a lot to me and i need to get the hell over it, i just feel frustrated by everyone’s relentless negativity these days and feel like at this point so much of it’s not even coming from good faith

[matchkaa]

Writing Prompts Fluff

1. “Hey–what’re you hiding behind your back?”

2. “Your smile doesn’t just light up a room–it lights up the world.”

3. “All I care about is you.”

4. “God, your eyes are so gorgeous.”

5. “Why are you embarrassed? You’re beautiful, don’t you see that?”

6. “I told you not to trust me in the kitchen! Now it’s going to reek of pasta sauce forever.”

7. “Let’s just stay here–I don’t ever want to move.”

8. “Don’t you dare give me those sex eyes right now! This is a serious situation, here!”

9. “Can you please go sit in another room or something? I can’t concentrate with you around.”

10. “Let me in, please.”

11. “I had a nightmare . . . can I stay with you tonight?”

12. “God, I’m so glad you’re alright.”

13. “Please help–there’s a spider on the wall outside my room and it won’t let me leave.”

14. “Dude–why the hell are you in my room?”

15. “Were you watching me sleep? . . . That’s kinda creepy. But, you’re cute, so I’ll forgive you.”

16. “Ohmygod, I’m in love with an adult man-child.”

17. “I get that you’re taller than me, but does that really require you to steal all the blankets? I’m cold.”

18. “I wanna cuddle but if I touch you I might not be able to stop.”

19. “How did someone like me be lucky enough to end up with someone like you?”

20. “Hey–my eyes are up here, you perv. No, I don’t care that we’re dating–it’s still rude.”

21. “Whoever loses this match has to do the dishes.”

22. “Ugh, do you ever even try cleaning up after yourself? You’re such a slob!”

23. “Why do you always smell so good?”

24. “Uh–why am I wearing your shirt? I think it looks good on me?”

25. “Call me as soon as you get home, okay?”

26. “Hold my hand.”

27. “C’mon–I don’t bite. Not unless you want me to, that is.”

28. “Why are you staring at me like that? It’s just a swimsuit, geez.”

29. “Uh . . . how long were you standing there?”

30. “Don’t judge me–you’re the one who sings Disney songs in the shower!”

31. “You make some really cute noises in your sleep, did you know that?”

32. “I heard you say my name in your sleep.”

33. “Here, lay down. I’ll stay until you feel safe enough for me to go.”

34. “Dude–did you really just throw salt at me? I’m not possessed!”

35. “You’re too good for me.”

36. “Hey–it’s okay. I’m here; I’m safe. And fine–see? Everything’s alright now.”

37. “Ow! What did I do this time?!”

38. “You may be a jerk, but you’re my jerk.”

39. “Stop wandering off! I keep thinking you’ve gotten abducted or something. I swear I’ll put you on a kiddie leash. Don’t tempt me.”

40. “It’s 4am . . . why the hell are you in the closet with a butcher knife? … Right. Well, no more scary movie marathons for you.”

41. “I love you and all, but you’re really stretching your luck right now.”

42. “Aw, c’mon! It’ll be fun; I promise!”

43. “Are you seriously still listening to this song? I was gone for four hours!”

44. “Ohmygod, stop! You’re going to make me pee myself!”

45. “I’m sorry I annoy you . . . but at least I’m cute, right?”

46. “Why are you mad at me? You’re the one who almost stabbed me! I don’t care that I snuck up on you; I almost died!”

47. “That’s it–no more Netflix for you.”

48. “But it’s so cute! … So what if I’m allergic–what does that have to do with anything?”

49. “I will murder you… . Softly. With lots of kisses.”

50. “Ack! Dude–your feet are freezing, keep them away from me!”

51. “I’ll never let anyone hurt you, you understand?”

52. “You really think I’m beautiful?”

53. “Are you jealous? That’s cute.”

54. “There’s only a handful of people in this world that I actually like. You may or may not be one of them.”

55. “So–uh, I’m not really good at this, but … I think I like you . . . like you.”

56. “You seriously need to stop watching sad dog commercials at 3am. You’re an absolute mess; this is ridiculous!”

57. “Hey–don’t you sass me! That’s my job around here!”

58. “If you don’t get away from me with that horrid little creature, I will throat punch you.”

59. “You really have to question me? … So what if I lied? That was one time!”

60. “Oh, God. We broke it–dude, he’s gonna be so pissed! This is all your fault–it was your idea!”

61. “… Is that my underwear?”

62. “I overall hate the human race, but you aren’t too horrible; bearable, at least.”

63. “I didn’t mean to scare you–I thought you’d like being surprised!”

64. “You’re cute, I’ll give you that. But not cute enough to get away with that.”

65. “Look–I hate to tell you, but you deserve the truth… . Your cooking almost killed me last night.”

66. “This is the part where you ask me out and I say yes.”

67. “Really? You made me drive all the way back here just to kill a fucking bug?”

68. “We should get matching tattoos–wouldn’t that be cute?”

69. “Oh, God. We’re one of those couples, aren’t we? Ugh–I hate us!”

70. “I got you something! I remember you mentioning it before … I hope you like it.”

71. “Shut up and kiss me, you idiot.”

72. “I get that you were trying to be romantic, but you nearly burned the house down!”

73. “I may be short, but you could at least try to make kissing you easier!”

74. “I’ve never felt safer than I do in your arms.”

75. “We may be soulmates, but that does not mean you can just waltz in here like you own the place! I could have been naked, or something!”

76. “Oh–this is far from over. I’m going to prank you back so hard you won’t even know what hit you!”

77. “Here–can you put sunscreen on my back for me? Don’t be weird about it!”

78. “I need you. Please, stay.”

79. “Promise me you’ll never leave me. I don’t care if you have to lie.”

80. “Dance with me! C’mon, it’ll be fun!”

81. “What? Oh–I’m sorry, does this outfit bother you?”

82. “If you don’t start getting undressed I may just rip your shirt in half.”

83. “Here–let me show you how to hold that thing before you hurt yourself… Like this, see? It’s easy.”

84. “I may love you, but I will kick your ass if you tempt me to.”

85. “Why are you always right? It’s not fair.”

86. “I have no idea what you just said, but I could listen to you all day.”

87. “What? Sorry–I didn’t hear you. I was too busy getting lost in your eyes… Ow! What?! I was just trying to seduce you!”

88. “You know you don’t have to try so hard with me, right?”

89. “Relax–it’s just me! Not an axe murderer, I promise!”

90. “Did you seriously just climb through my window?”

91. “So, I tried making dinner … keyword there is tried. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, so we’re having takeout tonight.”

92. “Yep–no, you’re never touching the laundry again. You ruined my favourite sweater and nearly flooded the house. Never again.”

93. “Hey–I accidentally cut my hand, I think I need to go to the hospital. Can you drive me? … Why are you looking at me like that? There’s not even that much blood!”

94. “I have something to show you; I think you’ll like it.”

95. “I love you. Never forget that, okay?”

96. “You’re so beautiful words can’t even do you justice.”

97. “I want to spend the rest of my life with you, no matter how short or long that is.”

98. “Hey–I’m perfectly average height for my age, thank you very much. You’re the one who’s freakishly tall!”

99. “I’ll catch you–trust me! … So I dropped you one time–we don’t have the time to argue about this!”

100. “I won’t forget just how big of a douche you were, but I may just be able to find it within myself to forgive you.”

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