#HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE
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tell me why that was the most unhinged interview i have ever witnessed
#vtuber#holostars#holotempus#noir vesper#banzoin hakka#it was also insanely funny and inspiring but don't let that distract you from the fact that these two guys might just be immortal#PLEASE IT WAS JUST HIT AFTER HIT#HAKKA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK#HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE#I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GONNA BE A FUNNY CRAB STORY#THIS MAN IS ACTUALLY UNKILLABLE#AND THE UNIVERSE WANTS HIM DEAD
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John Ward: Genuinely terrifying if you think about it
When you think about it, it’s terrifying to see just how powerful John is.
Let’s just see what he’s been through, eh?
-Has been face-to-face with multiple demons and lived to tell the tale
-Held his own against Alu, an already very powerful demon
-Stared down Malphas with a look that SCREAMS “this bitch is ugly as shit” while possessed
-In the SAME EXACT SCENE gets his face mauled and survives
-gets possessed by Alu, and in a matter of SECONDS shakes it off and regains control of his body
-slaughtered a bunch of Thralls alone with his bare hands. albeit he was drugged but
-Perfectly in the right mind, no drugs, he managed to pry off wooden boards with just a crowbar.
-Absolutely mangled Lisa while possessed. Again, yes, he was possessed, but even the Wiki acknowledges how strong John must be if Lisa didn’t remove any limbs while possessed meanwhile John decapitated her.
-Was possessed multiple times, and his body somehow didn’t fall apart
And that’s not even half of it. This man terrifies me.
#faith the game#faith the unholy trinity#john ward#John got that sigma grind set frfr#how is this man real#how is he still alive#that’s my question
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Leon near any body of water
#and he eats them#RAW#how is he still alive#like salmonella wouldve killed him sooner#than the las plagas#re4#re4 remake#resident evil 4#resident evil 4 remake#leon s kennedy
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Every time Per talks about his time w/ Katatonia, it sounds like he was fighting for his life. Chain smoking in hotels plagued with insomnia. [Redacted] all over himself in the limo. Pneumonia! Falling asleep in the bathroom after [redacted] from drinking too much. Getting left at a gas station ???
I’m glad he quit smoking and drinking because jfc
[from his instagram story today - not graphic, but could be triggering if you have emetophobia]
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BSD Theories: Fyodor’s ability
*spoliers for chapter 114 of Bungou Stray dogs manga*
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?! Fyodor is somehow still alive?!
But at least we have new information about his ability and can possibly narrow it down.
In the latest chapter, it was revealed that the solider who died when he touch Fyodor likely died from Hawthorne’s ability that was transferred into a bullet and the blood on the bullet transferred to the soldier, that’s what killed him. So Fyodor unaliving people by touch isn’t his true ability.
But that begs the question, how Karma died ?
If you don’t remember Karma, he was the boy that works under Ace (a port mafia executive) he met when Fyodor was captured before the Cannibalism Arc. He touched Karma (or we assume that he did) and Karma died. In both the manga and anime show a similar scene
(anime: the entire hand was around the his face and there was a glow from the hand. Manga: Fyodor touch his forehead and in the next scene we saw him remove his hand as he was walking by Karma)
We can see or assume that he died because of Fyodor making direct contact with him.
But this and the last chapter raises the old question that fandom has since we saw Fyodor: what is his ability ?
Earlier when I was reading the chapter on Tumblr, someone commented that Fyodor’s ability was the same ability that was involved with the death of Kyouka’s parents (the blood manipulation). I do agree with them because in the chapter we saw Fyodor “die” and some of the blood got in to the soldier’s eye and something started happening to him. So maybe his ability is related to blood and that would explain the anemia. Fyodor in BSD has anemia but I was looking up if the real author Fyodor had it but he didn’t. His health wasn’t the best but it wasn’t because of anemia, it was because of epilepsy. So maybe in BSD, the blood being related to his ability and how he used it might be the cause of why he had anemia.
But it doesn’t explain the immorality. I still like to believe it was the transfer theory I suggest in my last BSD post ( the one where the more lives had passed because of Fyodor’s ability, he gains the remaining years of those people ). But since we had to factor in the possibility of Fyodor’s ability relating to blood or being the same ability as the one involved with death of Kyouka’s parents, it’s possible that it is a mind control ability or relating to the mind. Like consciousness. It’s possible to be both. Like he could manipulate blood to control people or transfer his consciousness to someone else.
The reason I mention the transfer of consciousness is because at the end of the chapter, Dazai dug up Fyodor’s “body” and it doesn’t look like him anymore. It looks like a puppet or Frankenstein body because underneath the eyes, it looks like there are stitches. But if that’s the case, where is Fyodor ?
That’s all for now
- Ria
#bungou stray dogs#bsd fyodor#bungo stray dogs fyodor#fyodor dostoevsky#bsd chapter 114#bsd theories#fyodor bsd#bsd manga#Fyodor ability#how is he still alive
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tubbo's fridge consists of the following:
-a big bottle of vodka
-a smaller bottle of vodka
-a carton of milk for the baking stream today
this fucking guy 😭😭
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Girl help I've become a trekie a few decades late.
#in other news im still hysterical over yhe movies (which are the only ones ive seen i have not seen the og series yet lol)#but i cannot belive chekov gets brain damage in 2 of the 6 movies#thats ONE THIRD OF THE TIME GUYS#how is he still alive#and also whenever this happens he just.#goes to work the very same day as soon as he wakes up????#in the fourth one i get it#sure he just fell off a military ship onto straight concrete and burst blood vessels in his brain#and almost got a hole drilled into his skull#and only woke up after bones used his weird little machine to fix it#but he doesn't have time to worry about that#theyre outlaws at the moment with only them aboard yhe ship its all hanfs on deck of course he has to go back to work as soon as he gets up#BUT THE SECOND MOVIE???#not only should he take a break after getting mind controlled via deadly brain worms#THEY SHOULD NOT LET HIM HAVE ACCESS TO SHIP EQUIPMENT#the man could still be brainwashed!#or if not that fighting the headache of all time#do NOT let him shoot the missiles after that!!!!#anyways scotty getting a concussion after walking straight into a pole was the most disrespectful thing that happened in the 5th movie#at least chekov gets some dignity when he sustains massive brain trauma!#scotty just#walks into a pole#star trek#star trek: tos#the original series#pavel chekov#hikaru sulu#montgomery scott#art#fanart
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why did he do this? is he stupid?
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Tommi,holding an antique bottle:Is this whiskey or perfume?
Olli:*grabs and chugs entire bottle*
Tommi:
Olli:It's perfume.
#blind channel#incorrect quotes#incorrect blind channel quotes#northern bros#tommi lalli#olli matela#source: john mulaney#how is he still alive
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Kaladin when someone in Bridge Four gets injured: get me water, a knife, and a fire. right now.
Kaladin when he gets injured: 🎶just keep running just keep running🎶
#the stormlight archive#kaladin stormblessed#brandon sanderson#incorrect quotes#cosmere#cosmere incorecct quotes#how is he still alive#the way of kings
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so its been literal weeks since i finished the main game. yen is chilling at corvo bianco, but the world always feels so empty without all the other npcs after finishing the game. well, just met lil bleater in kaer morhen. seeing him made my day but now im fully convinced that he somehow helped the wild hunt attack kaer morhen because eskel used him as a bait that one time, and was in exchange spared by the hunt. probably ate all the corpses too.
#lol wtf#how is he still alive#did he help the wild hunt#where is eskel#tw3 eskel#eskel#the witcher#witcher#the witcher 3 wild hunt#witcher wild hunt#lil bleater
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crazy motherfucker launched himself down that thing in the dark ರ_ರ
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HALF A LITER?? OF BLOOD??? 😭😭😭
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Phoenix Wright being hit by a car and sent 30 feet away head first into a telephone pole and coming out only with a sprained ankle. Also Phoenix Wright falling into a racing raging river that is known to hide bodies and coming out with only a cold.
He should absolutely be dead by now
i love characters with an innate ability to just fucking survive
bestie you should be dead but you arent fucking how
#like i love him but?????#hOw#hOW is he still ALIVE#SIR#op i dont even know if this is what you meant but the brainrot is strong with this one#ace attorney#phoenix wright
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say happy birthday to him he’s 8 years old (he doesn’t have a birthday)
#happy birthday#little man#guinea pig#little old man#how is he real#how is he still alive#genuinely#what the fuck#is he a cryptid or something#methinks i should take my meds
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