#HOW ARE THEY LIKE THIS

[random-bullshit-yay]

i don’t know what it is about strange looking white men and having this insane level of swagger and confidence. It’s so perplexing but it is actually like really attractive and i just don’t understand how it’s possible

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[sparrowlucero]

like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[unsung-idiot]

some quick drawings of little Soos I made a while ago

[cartoonsinthemorning]

It's Not Easy Being Marcille

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[chalkrevelations]

#GOD!!!!!! #they are fucking UNBEARABLE #reblogging this to personally victimize tumblr user chalkrevelations (via @ellieellieoxenfree)

:shakes tiny fists:

p'pai can you do something for me? what is it? don’t let go of my hand. okay, i won’t let you go. love in the air episode 13

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[trinketbug]

"furry inflation" (2024)

[just-spacetrash]

the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

[solarsyrup]

for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites