#ecstra explosions

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BET/Tough boys/Tuff boys makes me crazy bc like. they're still the same people they've always been through this series, even though they aren't, not really. they know this alliance is doomed to fail, they acknowledge it never works, they said they're on their own but together when they want to, they knows this won't work, they know one of them will be a traitor, they know Tango holds grudges, they know Bdubs could not possibly put himself before Etho, they know Etho could not possibly put one of them before himself, and they're still trying anyway. they're still trying. they're still making towers right next to each other. they're still sharing food tips. they're still sharing the tough boys name. learning their lesson has bever stopped anyone from doing what made them learn it again

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MY GOD. MY GOD. THEY ARE SO DIVORCED

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forever took Cellbit's "eyes always open, forever" as not a warning to always remain alert but as a reminder to open his eyes and see clearly again and isn't that just a reflection of how much love there is in him that his interpretation of what is usually so clearly a warning becomes one more piece of evidence of how much peoole love him and how much his anger is getting in the way of his relationsh- (I am forcibly removed from the stage)

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do you ever think about whatever the hell is going on with Impulse and Etho in the life series. like what is up with that

imagine you're ethoslab and you're playing this new death game for the first time. people are making alliances, and there's a war brewing- you know what side you're on. You're with the King, you are one of his men, and you live in a wool castle with your ally, the closest to you if only due to physical proximity. he doesn't come home a lot, but that's fine. You're still close.

Then the castle burns, more than once, and you really should have expected that. With time you'll start seeing burning houses as a sign, maybe a metaphor, but not now. You aren't yet aware of your penchant for bases susceptible to fire. You're more worried about your things.

Then the war hits, and you're not sure when, but you realize this guy- the one who was on your side, the one who lived with you- has turned on you. Is it turning on you if he was never on your side at all? But you thought you were friends, so it kind of hurts when he's the one who takes your last life.

The second time you do this he's not your friend at all- he chose the south, and that's alright with you. Your team is, frankly, the best. You have a best friend who might be something more, and though you have no castle, he helps you build a snow fort. Things are good. Then they aren't so good anymore, but you make them good again, even if at the expense of your other teammates. To you he matters more, so you keep him close.

You don't think of him much, the guy who betrayed you and killed you. Maybe you should have, but you have better this time.

Until he helps spawn that wither, and then it all comes crashing down, and in the end you choose being a survivor over being a friend. In the end, you can't give your life to a dead man. In a way, he killed you again.

The third time you don't quite believe it when your best friend is soulbound to him. Your best friend says they're happily married; you ask him if he's sure, he says of course he's sure, and that's how he takes you best friend from you twice.

You're not sad with your soulbound- it's a new experience, you never talked to him much before. This time your ally is the one who builds a base. No one wastes any time in pointing out how flammable it is. You both know it will burn soon enough.

But when it does you burn the whole world down with it, and in the end you both team up with your best friend and the one who killed you in more ways than one. You think he's happy, though. You kind of wish he weren't.

They betray you again. The portal's trapped, it couldn't have been anyone but them. It feels fitting, that you burn too. It's the third time he takes your life.

(If you asked he would tell you it wasn't them- your best friend would tell you they would never, and you'd believe the latter but not the former. You never ask.)

The two of you are there for the fourth round, too. By now you know how these games work. You ally with the people you were with when you truly first met your best friend, except this time he isn't there.

This time, you look at him- at the man who's killed you twice, now- and he looks back. You know he's not sorry. You aren't either.

He asks you about your cows, if you want to combine forces. You aren't fully sure what it means when you accept it, this feeling you get, but it doesn't feel wrong when you're allies. You know what he is- he's one to play from all sides, he's a traitor, he's your ally, he's the one with the backup plan, he's the reason you've died so many times. He's resourceful, he's smart, he's tricky, he's the type to pretend he's less than he is.

You can never fully trust him, but vaguely, you know he doesn't want that. You cheer for him, when he's the last of your team standing.

You aren't sure what to think of him, when you see him in the fifth game, but you know and he knows, so you guess it's fine.

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tbh I don't think Cucurucho can afford to let Richarlyson die. like. all his dads are insane. Slime? his child dies and he goes nuts but on the other eggs. Quackity? his child dies and he goes nuts too, but on the other eggs (as far as I know- I wasn't following the story before the brazil update). The brazillians, though? they don't care that much about the other eggs, or aboyt the other islanders. not enough to seek them out in a blind rage.

no. if richarlyson dies, there's nothing tying them to the island anymore, except for getting Felps back, but even then, they can risk anything without fearing a permadeath. felps disappeared, yes, but no one they care about would suffer consequences, because Richarlyson would be dead.

Cellbit would go full investigation mode without any regard for anything else- Forever's grind would be uninterrupted by anything- god knows and pac and mike do because I sure don't (this is a threat). and cucurucho could chase Cellbit down a hall with a chainsaw again, sure, but he's come back worse from that, so really anything he does to him will have him even more determined.

the thing is, all the brazillians? Richarlyson is keeping them ""in line"", in a way. if he's gone? they've got nothing to lose, so they might as well get everything they couldn't

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ethubs scott pilgrim au except instead of fighting etho's evil exes bdubs has to fught his extended polycule

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Baghera is showing Forever her theory room (?) and he asked her to explain stuff and when she turned around he hit her immediately and went "woah who did that! no one. you're going crazy baghera" and she hit him back they are so siblinfs

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foolish is arguably more insne in his build than hermits bc when hermits build they have like. shulkers and gear. when foolish does it he's in yet another server in which the end has been banned, has no shulker or elytra, and is one creeper explosion from going insane

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I was watching this ethubs megacut video and it's composed of LL clips and there's a part after... I think Tango? maybe? blows up the middle tower in their fortress that Bdubs says smth like "We can always rebuild" and Etho replied "I'm done building" and like. do I need to explain the metaphors you can make out of this. they're making me ill again

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q!Roier out of breath because he snuck into q!Cellbit's computer room ninja style although being caught would cost his life and without sitting down he sets his hands on the table for support and whispers "Computer Open." and when some light blinks on he goes"Computer show me the fortnite DILFs" and then Sofia turns on and says "Hi I'm the computer. you're not getting that" and he slams a fist on the table and howls a dramatic "NO!" at the top of his lungs

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I NEED to know if Jimmy and Martyn have seen Scarland. Like, been there, in some special episode I didn't watch bc I'm not a Scar watcher. this is vital to my fanfiction endeavors. Skizz as well I have to know if he's been there

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ethubs au where Etho is a professional gamer, #1 in the decked out and decked out 2 ranks for years now, and Bdubs is a professional horse gi- I mean horse racer. somehow they meet up. Pearl somehow plays a role in this. listen if Etho is the champion and Pearl is the queen then in this au they are both professional decked outers. I don't know anything else abt this au it just came to me in a vision

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have you seen them?

now you have :D

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listen I know realistically speaking whatever happens with q!cellbit and q!felps tomorrow will be very dramatic and lore-y BUT in my head the priority scale of events go 1) funniest possible outcome; 2) coolest possible outcome; 3) What makes sense. I GUESS.

so where I'm going with this is that I hope Felps just begins to shake rapidly inside his ice cube and begins glowing with a fire-like energy and the ice around him just. Combusts. and he leaves the thing and stretches with a yawn like "oh man what a nice sleep". every single alarm at the federation is blaring and he thinks it's ambient noise. there's 3 cucuruchos trying to put him down and he thinks they're playing with him. he walks out of wherever the fuck completelt unharmed and unphased. first thing he does is go look for Richas. maybe he finds Cellbit in the way out and drags him along too. His silly aura breaks the contract and Cellbit is no longer part of the federation and long as he's around Felps. the Host is pissed but whoever the host is can't do shit bevause it's Felps

alternatively he licks his way out, breaks off a chunk of the ice and hands it to cucurucho like "do you want a popsicle?" and suddenly cucurucho is no longer a threat and everything is fine

either way he acts like nothing happened At All and everyone is shocked. Felps is however very surprised the french are real

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predicting now that soon we'll have unstoppable force (Cellbit wants control of the narrative) vs immovable object (the narrative)

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“if the federation can keep my son safe then I will join them.” (paraphrased I forgot what he said exactly)

GIRL CELLBIT BABY GIRLIE THAT’S THE EXACT REASON WHY FELPS FUCKING DISAPPEARED MATE COME ON USE YOUR GIANT BRAIN I KNOW THE VIVO IVETE VIDEO MADE YOU INSANE BUT NOOOO