#HOT GIRLS HAVE IBS
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Eddie sits and watches Steve’s kitchen clock slowly count closer and closer to their movie time—closer, then past. It’s 30 minutes gone from showtime when he hears the bathroom door upstairs close and shut, and Steve’s bedroom door quietly doing the same.
Wincing, Eddie counts down slowly from 100, lets Steve wallow for a bit, before he gets down from his stool to head up.
“Hey,” Eddie murmurs, sitting beside the lump under Steve’s blankets. The lump does not reply. “Baby, you okay?”
“No,” it whines, and Eddie’s glad Steve has shoved his head under his pillow because Eddie can’t help cracking a smile. “I’m dying, and I’m a shitty boyfriend, and you’re going to dump me.”
Eddie scoffs. “The day I dump you is the day you send me to the funny farm,” he says, mock serious. “You do shit a lot though, babydoll.”
Steve whines louder. “It’s not fair! You eat expired hotdogs! Raw! Straight from the fridge!!”
“Guts of steel, Stevie! Your upper middle class suburban tummy would shrivel and die in the face of things I’ve eaten.”
“It’s shriveled and died already, thanks.”
Eddie laughs, and rubs his hand along Steve’s arm. He knows better than touching him anywhere else when Steve’s stomach is upset. But the fact that he’s in bed, under the covers, must mean the worst is over.
“You want me to get you anything?”
“New organs and a surgeon to put them in.”
“I was thinking more like water? Toast? Pepto?”
“A quick and painless death?”
“I’m afraid I can only offer you kisses and cuddles when you feel up for it. And the aforementioned consumable items.”
Steve’s head comes out from under the pillow and he squints at Eddie. His hair is standing up in wild spikes, and Eddie chews his lip to keep himself from laughing.
“Who the fuck says shit like aforementioned, you absolute dork.”
“You love me,” Eddie says, grinning.
Wrinkling his nose, Steve sighs, flopping back down on the bed. “I guess,” he admits, looking up at Eddie through his lashes with a little, miserable smile, and taking Eddie’s breath away. Even when he’s miserable and whiny, Steve remains the prettiest person Eddie’s ever had the luck to lay eyes on. “I guess I’ll take a water. And a kiss, if it’s not too much trouble.”
Eddie grins, leaning down. “Anything for you, princess.”
#stranger things#steddie#hot girls have ibs#I have revealed too much of myself I fear#I did also google to see if pepto was widely used i the 80s yes#my steddies
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When you’re in the middle of an insane IBS flare but you’re trying to remain positive.
#spoonie#spoonie stuff#chronic pain#chronic illness#chronically ill#chronic illness meme#irritable bowel syndrome#ibs#ibs memes#ibs flare up#chronic pain meme#chronically ill meme#funny meme#hot girls have ibs#fibromyalgia#spoonie meme
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#from pinterest#lin manuel miranda#hamilton musical#hamilton the musical#theater kid#broadway#tummy problems#hot girls have ibs#hot girls have stomach problems
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love being recognized for my accomplishments 🥇
#cute art#illustration#art#digital art#my art#trash cat#raccoon#raccoon art#my tummy hurts#just ibs things#hot girls have ibs
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Ya I think it’s canon that Sylvannah has IBS😅 Astarion pokes fun at first, but now he will carry he around and rub her stomach for her.
I just picture Sylvannah laying on a bed roll one day sick. Astarion explains to the group what is wrong and everyone comes up with their own remedy to help🌿🥹
#bg3#sylvannah#astarion#bg3 astarion#astarion x sylvannah#astarion ancunin#astarion x oc#bg3 tav#tav#astarion x female tav#astarion fic#astarion fanfic#astarion baldurs gate#astarion bg3#bg3 ocs#bg3 oc fanart#bg3 oc#bg3 oc lore#bg3 oc thoughts#bg3 oc rp#bg3 oc art#bg3 headcanons#bg3 fanfiction#just ibs things#hot girls have ibs#hot girls have stomach problems#bg3 shadowheart#bg3 screenshots#astarion x female oc#astarion x durge
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Ibs flare ups cause you to say things like all shits no giggles.
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My tummy hurts n I’m not being brave about it
#art i guess#panya#omg I can color my text?!?!#hot girls have ibs#I’m drawing girls crying again nature is healing#my bday is coming up n I’m not dead wild crazy#IT WONT STOP HURTING IM UPSET
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i havent posted in a while because i cant really be assed to be on socials rn. anyways this is a fun lil thing and my favorite thing is music i listen to so here's an excuse to talk about it
#196#r/196#196 campfire#text post#wolrithposting#thread#playlist#my playlist#HOT GIRLS HAVE IBS#music#and music is the best#social#social post#interactive post#ama
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“Hot people have tummy issues” I chant to myself every time I’m glued to the toilet
#ibs#can I just have one nice day#hot people have stomach problems#hot girls have tummy issues#hot girls have ibs#why does god hate me
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#the sopranos#adriana la cerva#drea de matteo#ibs#hot girls have stomach issues#hot girls have ibs#hot girls have tummy issues#sopranos
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I must be incredibly sexy because goddamn do I be shittin.
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What a night to have stress induced IBS
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Hot girls carry imodium in their purse
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I do so love ending a trip to the farmer's market early bc my bowels decided to be a bitch. At least I found an air-conditioned public bathroom for my trouble.
#ibs#fuck my digestive system#hot girls have ibs#and it was one of those getting you fever hot in the lead up ones too#and on an 80 degree fucking day too
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Bitches will have the tummy hurt disorder then be like why tummy hurt :(
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