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#SHE COULD ABUSE ME#BEAT THE DOG SHIT OUT OF ME#CHEAT ON ME#HIT ME WITH HER CAR#rumi usagiyama#usagiyama rumi#miruko#mirko#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha#bnha
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🪐 anon you’re sooo real for that I just want abby to throw me around like a rag doll and use me until she’s satisfied 😇😇
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no literally like who doesn’t want that??
yk that one tiktok audio where it goes like “she could abuse me, beat the dog shit outta me, cheat on me, hit me with her car…” that’s literally me letting abby do whatever she wants to me
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Empress Be Rice
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#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago 2023#ninjago empress beatrix#empress be rice#lego#pls ur hand in marriage#she can abuse me#beat the dog shet outta me#cheat on me#hit me with her car
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Comic inspired by my favorite scene from 5 minutes older (timestuck AU)
#hes so proud of her#stanly pines#wear your seatbelts kids#their friendship is everything to me#gravity falls#stanley pines#mabel pines#gravity falls au#gravity falls mabel#timestuck au#timestuck#young stan pines#5 minutes older#timestuck mable#gravity falls comic#man with a knife?#hit him with your car
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It honestly baffles me that some people are so casually dismissive of animals' feelings. Istg some ppl only see pets like toys and are barely able to hide it
#vent post alert#but I'm just so frustrated#my mom's dog got hit by a car yesterday and she refused to take him to the vet#she said she doesn't have any money for it and that he's fine#physically he seems fine just bruised. I think he might have something internal but she's been very dismissive of that#anyway. he spent the whole night crying bc he was alone and terrified#I went upstairs and almost begged her to take him to the vet but she still refused saying he was fine#then she put him inside her house and he calmed down after a while#the next morning when she came downstairs to talk to me she kept being dismissive#saying he was fine in the end he just wanted attention#and I'm like yeah?? obviously?? he got hit by a car???? the poor thing is traumatized and terrified#ofc he doesn't want to be alone#and she hit me with the 'dogs don't get traumatized. he's just being dramatic'#I pointed out some dogs have psychological pregnancy so ofc they have psychological problems too#and THEN she hit me with 'but those are female dogs. males are different. because hormones' like. WHAT#this just in not only do human males not have feelings but now dog males don't either. because hormones.#I thought my mom was smarter than this tbh#istg her boyfriend is just making her more ignorant. bc this is the kind of bs I expected to hear from him but not from her#anyway I don't know what to do. I don't have money for the vet either bc I just had to pay for a surgery#we talked and she said she'll monitor the dog and if he looks like he's getting worse she'll take him to the vet#ig I'll have to settle for that#I love my mom but man. this is weird#I just didn't expect it from her#what's worse is that when it's just her and me it's one thing. but when her bf is around I feel like she gets different#like with me she agrees but then around him she doesn't?? how am I supposed to trust her that way#it's all just so weird. idk what to think or what to feel rn. I just feel bad#sleep.txt
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I saw one of those "draw your comfort characters like this" posts on twitter, and decided to draw 3 dudes who all make me uncomfortable for different reasons. Original image under the cut
#ffxiv#shadowbringers#varis zos galvus#zenos yae galvus#emet-selch#solus zos galvus#garlemald#discomfort because emet makes me sad zenos makes me conflicted and varis just actually pisses me off so much i want to punch him so bad#anyway I had a lot of fun drawing this I FUCKING LOVE SHADING METAL!!!!!!!!!!! (honest)#originally I had my WOL getting hit by the car but I had to crop her out :( Astra gets to live#and yes I gave varis the baby hair#aethris art
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Me before watching today’s episode of Peaceful Property: This story’s not gonna make me cry. It’s gonna be sad but like whatever.
Me watching it on my lunch break:
#ON TODAY’S EPISODE OF KAREN CRIES IN HER CAR#they really got me with that story#I was spoiled for last week’s story so I didn’t cry#but today’s really hit me#also I’m upset that uncle Kid is looking like a bad guy#and I really hope Kan turns out to be some kind of triple agent secretly working for the bad guys but just to ruin their plans in the end#peaceful property#peaceful property the series#haunted house on sale#my post
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TriStamp season 2 wishlist: I need Wolfwood to never let Meryl forget she almost killed him the first time they met. Just any time they go anywhere together, "Yeah, this is Meryl, she hit me with her car."
#annoying wolfwood voice: oh sorry my mistake I mean she hit me with the TRAILER attached to her car#trigun#tristamp#trigun stampede#bonus points if she's working for the insurance desk at that point#my insurance agent bestie who drove her own quote up by nearly killing me
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This is kind of a random thought but I think it’s interesting how skm is far more popular through its young adventurers edition than the adult format of the play. Like every post I see on this platform has both Tilly and Agnes as high schoolers. Even though Agnes is still the older sister they are closer in age. It’s interesting because with this small of an age gap it’s a different kind of sadness in Tilly’s death. A certain devastation in that they were so close yet so far from one another, like there is the real possibility that they could have been friends.
The version of the play I watched was a college production. With this Tilly was more the Kid Sister than a Younger Sister like in the young adventurers version. Agnes was a teacher at the school as opposed to being a cheerleader. I think this leads to a different perspective on grief in the story.
I feel the young adventurers version mourns a past, where you’re grasping at a relationship of what could have been. “Why didn’t you tell me” it’s about the wishing for a part of the relationship that was possible if only life was different.
The Adult version of the play mourns the future. It is not just who they are now but your hopes of the future with them. That what if.
#She kills monsters#idk i’m just thinking#the whole kid sister dynamic kinda hits me extra hard but I do really enjoy both versions of the story yknow#This is less of an analysis and more rambly thoughts but I think often on how the difference in age gaps alters the story#Not by much but it just Feels different yknow#Also with the production I saw agneses whole family dies not just Tilly#Like car accident makes my girl an orphan and the story centers around her grieving the sister
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This is Crouton btw. She is a cat-faced spider. & also my friend
#shes been here for months and become such a fixture. every time i leave or come home and see her still there it makes me happy :)#& i swear spiders deserve more credit cuz this web is in the frame of the garage door#but she always builds it away from the moving part so it doesnt get destroyed#& shapes perfectly so my car doesnt hit it on the way in or out#i know with it turning to winter her time is limited but for now shes alive and i will remain in awe of her and her architectural genius#spiders#arachnids#bugblr
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imagine you have to pretend for centuries to be something you're not, pretend to be a god, thousands of lives depend on nobody finding out, and bc you were never taught how to be an adult or how to conduct yourself like a leader and guide a nation you rely somewhat heavily on this guy bc he's clearly more competent at it than you, who barely knows how to talk to others like someone in your position should
distantly you know he's isolated and lonely just like you, but you can't tell him that you understand bc you can't reveal yourself to anyone or it'll all fall apart. distantly you know you could help each other, that he could make this more bearable for you if only bc he would Know, but you can't bc he can't know and bc he can't know he thinks you're one of the deities he resents and you think he might even hate you
and maybe you started to resent him a bit too bc back then he couldn't see through you as he didn't know enough about humans nor gods, but he's catching up and it makes all this even harder since he's known you for so long. you can't tell him but you still rely on him bc you're out of your depth in this position you've been given without guidance, and you don't know if you can handle it alone, he's always been there after all. even if he might hate you and you resent him but not really and he can't know he's still there
and when it's all over and you can let go you run as fast as you can bc the memories hurt too much, you can't stay there you need to leave. and you think he's probably relieved you're finally out of his way, an eyesore reminding him of what his kind has lost, of the hubris of the gods he hates, and who couldn't even be useful half the time. not knowing he's just glad you're finally free
#they make me. insane#father and daughter duo who are both oblivious about it. a girl and her guardian who are so emotionally estranged it's a world record#despite knowing each other for 500 years they could never connect that's the tragedy of it all!!#chi.txt#gi spoilers#furina tag#idk who will see this but if you tag it as romantic I'm gonna hit you with my car
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i NEED to yap about personal shit i gotta get it out there somewhere
#AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#also i really have to shit but my brother is in the bathroom i am going to kill myself#OKAY OKAY UHH HHHHHGH UHHHHH#OKAY . MY DOG GOT HIT BY A CAR YESTERDAY RIGHT. CONTEXT. THERE IS A CREEK BY THE ROAD IN A RAVINE THAT I WAS SHOWING A FRIEND#AND THE DOG IS ALLOWED OUTSIDE CAUSE SHE NORMALLY DOESNT GO IN THE ROAD RIGHT?? SHE NORMALLY STAYS IN THE#BACK YARD WHICH IS. EXPANSIVE N THEFES A SHIT TON OF LAND WHERE SHE CAN RUN OFF SO I DIDNT THINK THE DOG WAS GONNA FOLLOW#DOWN TO THE CREEK. BUT SHE DID .? AND ENDED UP GOING IN THE ROAD BUT SHE LITERALLY NEVER GOES IN THE FUCKING ROAD#WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE SOME1 PURPOSELY HIT HER BUT ANYWAYS. I TOLD MY MOM CAUSE I.LIVE WITH HER N I KIND OF HAVE TO#AND SHES JUST SO. ough. o don't even know how to explain it. AN ASSHOLE??#SHES ACTING LIKE THE ENTIRE THING IS MY FAULT AND BEING A HUGE DICK ABOUT EVERYTHING. .I ASKED IF THE DOG WAS OKAY THIS MORNING#AND SHE JUST FUCKIN WENT "no viktor of course she's not okay' AND LIKE ROLLED HER EYES?? WHAT THE FUCK????#SHE GOT MAD WHEN I WENT TO PET THE DOG N SAID SHE WAS SCARED OF ME?? SHE WASN'T????? SHE WAS ROLLING OVER SO I COULD PET HER#istg my mom thinks everything is my fault and shes just a huge dick all the time EVEN MY BROTHERS AGREE WITH THAT SOMETOMES#AND SHE CLEARLY FAVORS THEM#so long story short im very worried for my dog but too scared and pissed off at my mom to actually do anything about it
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when i drive there should be no cars on the road. they should all spontaneously evaporate so that i will not panic and cry and hit them
#I DID NOT HIT ANY CARS. BTW. i am just An Anxious Driver. bless#my mom made me roll down the window in her car today because i was driving it down the street and Hashtag Freaking Out because i was#-paranoid about hitting things and forgetting to breathe#anyway i have my first Actual driver's lesson tomorrow!!! YAY!!!<- girl who is very Not Yay about it.#bee.txt
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#ugh. fuck me im so tired. im getting sucked back into that workaholic mindset and now my body hurts and my nerves are fying. but it feels#good to b productive. if only i didnt have to teach and could just work with data :-(#anyway. the last 2 weeks have been good in that i feel like im actually hitting my stride a bit#bc we're seeing cool things in our genomes and its gonna b really fun to explore. and i met with the terrifying#prof who is on my committee to pitch a project for a final in her class and it seems it went over well. it was kinda funny bc we were#meeting and she was like: so how would u tell which gene was lost 1st? the phytochrome or the genes that r triggered by activation? and i#was like: uhhhhh idk. and then my advisor walked by and she grabbed him and asked him the same question and he was like: idk we'll have to#figure it out. which made me feel way better abt not knowing lol. then my superior lab mate asked me a question abt taking confocal images#and i was actually able to figure out what her issue was. and my old advisor was asking me if i knew anyone to ask for using a pam on cyanos#and i was like: here is what i think my advisor would say and linked her a paper. then i asked my advisor and he said what i expected and#linked the paper that id already sent. so im like. ok. ok. maybe i actually sometimes do kno what im doing. sorta.#and then my old advisor said she was so proud of me. and i was like aw. its so funny bc my relationship is so different with my new advisor#hes great but its all very professional. with my old advisor i would text her after hours bc she was a workaholic like me and went on long#car rides and handed out Halloween candy with her. she was more hands on and doesnt have kids so work is her life. its just interesting#so things have been going well. but there arent enough hours in the day. and my committee meeting is in like 16 days. and i am afraid for#that but not as afraid as i was in april when i had a full on breakdown and canceled it the day before it was set to happen lol#itll b fine. i just have to work thru the weekend so i can get my preproposal done. and prey that the fucking splitstree download site will#start working bc i want to do gene networks dammit#unrelated
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kinda crazy how the main girl group I went out with fell out bc of a man tbh
#all the way back in December oomf threw a bonfire and I went and it’s like a huge countryside estate basically#So I got really drunk and started riding a golf cart around and he joined me (his idea)#And then he started telling me how he’s only 23 and how he can sleep w any woman he wants and basically feels like he’s settling???#I was too drunk to comprehend this so I was like Wow you don’t mean that right#Then he hit on me later that night and walked in on me and the guy I was into making out in his car#By his car I mean the guy im into#My friend’s boyfriend literally walked up to the car multiple times to check in on us#Actual worst night of my life#I mean the other guy just wanted to fuck me so no heroes in this story but honestly still insane I was caught in the middle of that#we’re going out together tonight tho so yay#(I do not wanna see her boyfriend’s face I hope he’s not home bc im picking her up tonight)
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After doom scrolling the acotar tag I’ve decided the internet was a mistake.
#why do you need something to be canon so bad???#who gives a fuck about what Sarah thinks?#she’s just an author hit her with you car#that is a meme do not report me
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