#HIT ME WITH HER CAR

[libertastandem]

[atomicami]

🪐 anon you’re sooo real for that I just want abby to throw me around like a rag doll and use me until she’s satisfied 😇😇

-🧸

no literally like who doesn’t want that??

yk that one tiktok audio where it goes like “she could abuse me, beat the dog shit outta me, cheat on me, hit me with her car…” that’s literally me letting abby do whatever she wants to me

[hanawsstuff]

Empress Be Rice

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[derpwithit]

Comic inspired by my favorite scene from 5 minutes older (timestuck AU)

[elodieunderglass]

I’m still processing how it happened and wondering what it all means, but today a big pink hamfaced English guy tried to fight Dr Glass in a parking lot (!) and a completely unrelated, amazingly tall woman appeared (!!) and charged the other guy in defense of Dr Glass (!!!) shouting at him so effectively that he got in his car and drove off.

Dr Glass doesn’t look like anything in particular or even do that much, he is so ORDINARY. He just emits some kind of magnetic field that causes Events, and yet the magnetic field also creates feedback that insulates him from the Events. Doesn’t even have to do his own fight scenes!! just magnetically attracts a TALL BRAVE WOMAN to destroy the entire fighting premise. No one can prepare for this. I feel like I’m the only person who notices it

[maddymoreau]

Mark Alaister and I commission by @unusualmuffin-art

[aethris-art]

I saw one of those "draw your comfort characters like this" posts on twitter, and decided to draw 3 dudes who all make me uncomfortable for different reasons. Original image under the cut

[spidehpig]

i haven’t even attempted a raphael fic yet and i literally have 3 cod fics i need to work on right now but i got hit with a deranged urge to write some weird psychosexual cannibalism thing with raphael & tav

[aelswiths]

I'd wanna be next to you Right next to you Next to you

- Die With A Smile (by Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars)

[cassandralexxx]

This is kind of a random thought but I think it’s interesting how skm is far more popular through its young adventurers edition than the adult format of the play. Like every post I see on this platform has both Tilly and Agnes as high schoolers. Even though  Agnes is still the older sister they are closer in age. It’s interesting because with this small of an age gap it’s a different kind of sadness in Tilly’s death. A certain devastation in that they were so close yet so far from one another, like there is the real possibility that they could have been friends.

The version of the play I watched was a college production. With this Tilly was more the Kid Sister than a Younger Sister like in the young adventurers version. Agnes was a teacher at the school as opposed to being a cheerleader. I think this leads to a different perspective on grief in the story.

I feel the young adventurers version mourns a past, where you’re grasping at a relationship of what could have been. “Why didn’t you tell me” it’s about the wishing for a part of the relationship that was possible if only life was different.

The Adult version of the play mourns the future. It is not just who they are now but your hopes of the future with them. That what if.

[babieswrld]

Another new Twister/Near Dark HC just dropped: Jo trying out typical vampire weaknesses to try and repel Severen because while the tornadoes haunt her days he's busy haunting her nights.

She tries the typical stuff: Garlic, silver jewelry, sprays him with holy water, and OBVIOUSLY hitting him with her car doesn't work the first time...or the second 🙄 The whole...consecrated ground thing she tries with some interesting results/consequences but I'm still writing that one hehehe It hits a point where the crew keeps a running list of what they've tried. But FEAR NOT SHE IS A WOMAN OF SCIENCE AND SHE WILL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING!!!

Meanwhile it's the cutest thing ever to Severen and he's just having a great time letting her attempt all these things because watching her struggle is endlessly amusing and equally endearing

Severen: Soooo...what you're REALLY saying is that you're always thinking of me 👀 ❤️

[karebear923]

Me before watching today’s episode of Peaceful Property: This story’s not gonna make me cry. It’s gonna be sad but like whatever.

Me watching it on my lunch break:

[kickbutts-singsongs]

Welcome back to another episode of “what accidental fandom reference made me cry today??”

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Random radio station: Andddddddd we’re back! It’s MIX FM Live, bringing you today’s hits! I’m Rob, and this is Joss, which is short for Jocelyn by the way—

Me, a Person of Interest fan: *sobs*

[millipedefarmer]

This is Crouton btw. She is a cat-faced spider. & also my friend

[cantarella]

imagine you have to pretend for centuries to be something you're not, pretend to be a god, thousands of lives depend on nobody finding out, and bc you were never taught how to be an adult or how to conduct yourself like a leader and guide a nation you rely somewhat heavily on this guy bc he's clearly more competent at it than you, who barely knows how to talk to others like someone in your position should

distantly you know he's isolated and lonely just like you, but you can't tell him that you understand bc you can't reveal yourself to anyone or it'll all fall apart. distantly you know you could help each other, that he could make this more bearable for you if only bc he would Know, but you can't bc he can't know and bc he can't know he thinks you're one of the deities he resents and you think he might even hate you

and maybe you started to resent him a bit too bc back then he couldn't see through you as he didn't know enough about humans nor gods, but he's catching up and it makes all this even harder since he's known you for so long. you can't tell him but you still rely on him bc you're out of your depth in this position you've been given without guidance, and you don't know if you can handle it alone, he's always been there after all. even if he might hate you and you resent him but not really and he can't know he's still there

and when it's all over and you can let go you run as fast as you can bc the memories hurt too much, you can't stay there you need to leave. and you think he's probably relieved you're finally out of his way, an eyesore reminding him of what his kind has lost, of the hubris of the gods he hates, and who couldn't even be useful half the time. not knowing he's just glad you're finally free