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context: earlier this year I hurt my knee on a 10k run (impromptu, no stretching, in boots, don’t ask) and it was SWOLLEN the next morning. I waited a few weeks before going on another run and aggravated the injury because she came back SWOLLEN again that very next morning. Fast forward 1 month since last attempt and I just went on a little baby 2k run and I hope my knee decides to behave like a normal healthy knee tomorrow

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mfs knew how to party back then

Simon Marmion,

The Lake of Fire , from 'Les Visions du chevalier Tondal' , Ghent and Valenciennes, ca. 1470

Getty Museum LA

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Thank you

I would never be caught dead in an Applebee’s!

*yells* WOOHOO PARTY TIME!!!

*takes a shot*

*does a backflip off the table, misses the landing and accidentally breaks my neck*

*is caught dead in an Applebees’s*

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Ditto can't read. They have no idea what this is.

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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Neil is speaking

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more craters to smash

slutworld has just been struck by a reallyhuge meteor and we need your help!!!!

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loads

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obsesseddddd with how friend shaped glossy black-cockatoos are

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new meaning to pulled pork

pussey got me babbling like porking pigg

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mlm

mannequins loving mannequins

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MILEY CYRUS Something Beautiful (2025)

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obsessed with the concept of the anti-saint. you will suffer cruelties and humiliations that should be unthinkable and die pointlessly, and if you must be remembered at all, it will only be with revulsion, as if you were a festering scar on reality itself. neither resistance nor submission will redeem you. god will not save you. god has abandoned you. everyone has abandoned you. you are alone in an uncaring universe.

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don’t you mean ‘extremely hard’ ?

mutuals show me your penis challenge (difficulty: extremely easy)

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drinking game?

Does anyine else want to play jazz madness with me 😞