#HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK III

[ratlordsarah]

Silly 2am doodles

[trainsdragons]

“That,” he said at last, “is a truly terrible plan. T-t-told you,” said Toothless. “H-h-hiccup's plans are always terrible...”

“You're still alive, aren't you?” retorted Hiccup.

— Toothless and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, “How To Train Your Dragon: How To Speak Dragonese” Book 3 (by Cressida Cowell)

[pyjamapantscats]

I have a bone to pick with the episode "Thawfest"..

So if you don't remember or just don't know, Thawfest is epsiode 12 of RoB. In short, the plot follows the riders who are competing in the yearly Thawfest competition. Every year Snotlout wins, however since this year involves dragons, Hiccup actually has a chance to win.

Now, this episode ABSOLUTELY ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME.

First of all, I do not believe for a single second that Astrid didn't get a single point. That just makes no sense to me.

Now, moving on to my bigger issues with this episode. Why in the absolute hellsack was Astrid annoyed at Hiccup for being a lousy winner?? All his life, Hiccup has been the loser in like, most things in life. The dissapointment child of the chief, the dumb kid who always messes up, scrawny loser etc etc.. So why is it so horrible when he matches Snotlouts cocky attitude for ONE day???

Look, I love Snotlout and DESPISE Spitelout even more, but did we forget that Stoick was just as stress inducing, to the point verbally abusive to Hiccup up until the end of the 1st movie?? If we follow the timeline of the franchise, Thawfest is only a couple months after The Red Death. IT'S NOT LIKE STOICK HAD BEEN A GREAT PARENT FOR LONG!!

Again, I HATE Spitelout, but why would it be ok for Snotlout to be overly annoying about winning, but not Hiccup?

ALSO; Hiccup even tried to be polite with Snotlout by saying good luck and such, BUT SNOTLOUT DIDN'T EVEN ACCEPT IT.

Anywas hope you enjoyed me rambling about things that don't matter, and happy snoggletog to those who celebrate

[lobularia-maritimum]

hiccup and toothless are my whole heart lsdjfhksd

i also love that hiccup uses his leg in creative and interesting ways that make him a better fighter; in a pinch, he's used his leg as an advantage by shaking it loose, using it as a pick, and making use of the fact that it's metal and not vulnerable flesh. and toothless has different tail fins for different situations that maximize certain flight techniques (like turns or gliding)!

i just love that their disabilities and mobility aids (which is what they are!) are portrayed like a normal part of their lives and not a pit of despair and failure.

Do you ever think about the fact that hiccup haddock is a disabled Viking with a disabled dragon

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

hiccup would’ve set tom on fire.

[neztune]

I STILL HAVE A FEW HOURS OF CHRISTMAS, SO HERE’S THE CHRISTMAS DOODLE

I spent more time on it than I should have…. But Christmas stuff needs to be special (even if I’m not putting in full effort)

[1000dactyls]

character who’s an outcast of society with huge androgynous swag that wears an impractical amount of leather buckles and belts with an important connection to a dragon (made of fire)? welllllll….

[centaur-dreaming]

Come get y’all’s juice eggnog

[theconfuzzeleddoge]

doomsday day 4: safety

trying to guarantee someone else's safety at the cost of your own

[hijacksecrets]

Did this quick doodle a few days ago, used it as value practice! :D

[anonabelle]

Couldn't resist busting out a warmup sketch while listening to one of my comfort osts. This is Berk always makes me feel so emotional. What a way to open a movie.

[mr-insanity]

Randomly decided to color a sketch I made back in Feb 29 for the guy's bday.

[akstzs]

modern au where this is how Hiccup lost all of Berk's gold

[yenich]

family walk

ref:

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

how i think the gang is with physical touch (specifically cuddling):

hiccup- will cuddle for a certain amount of time, but once he hits that time limit his skin feels like it’s crawling and he needs to pull away

astrid- not the biggest fan of cuddling, but will tolerate it if she really loves whoever she’s cuddling

fishlegs- similar to astrid, but will tolerate it because he doesn’t want to hurt the feelings of whoever he’s cuddling

snotlout- he loves it, but will deny it till the day he dies. cannot catch this man cuddling anyone, no matter how much he wants to

tuffnut- loves loves loves it. he will cuddle anyone if given the chance. as immature as he may seem, he won’t make any girls feel unsafe or uncomfortable cuddling him because he simply does not care about romantic and/or sexual stuff with them

ruffnut- hates cuddles from everyone EXCEPT tuffnut. she will tolerate tuff, but if anyone else tries to cuddle her she WILL make them eat their own shit

bonus:

heather- is fine with hugs, but is not a fan of cuddling

dagur- this man WILL cuddle anyone and everyone, toxic masculinity be damned. no one is safe from his cuddles.

viggo- he doesn’t know how he stands with cuddling because who would he cuddle? ryker?? the hunters???? i don’t think so.

johann- no one wants to cuddle him.