#HES NOT DIED ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘!!
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hiphopcherrrypop ยท 27 days ago
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hes finally done dying after like a year or wtvr god bless ๐Ÿ™
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bigbackdandy ยท 2 months ago
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[ `` Thats uhhhโ€ฆ a very INTERESTING username youve got. `` ]
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โ€œ EH- โ€œ Sprout silently tries to call for help ( spoiler alert !! He fails and gets eaten )
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thegreatestheaver ยท 6 months ago
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reblog to slap her bald head
#my art#my ocs#imach quality MIGHT be ass๐Ÿ”ฅ but whatevs#her weapon is a jjk refrance btw .. if anyone even cares โ€ฆ#tojiโ€™s epic sword thing that he used to [REDACTED] gojo is called the inverted spear of heaven :]#it nullifies cursed techniques yay so thatโ€™s why Adonaiโ€™s sword does the same ๐Ÿ‘ but with just .. extra powers(tm)#like classpect powers u kno.. basically u would only have ur physical strength n shit left. all weapons you wield also loose their effect#if ur super weak then itโ€™ll last one minute ! then up to six depending on how strong u are#it can also be re-inflicted as many times as they deem necessary#umm what other Adonai facts do I have#ouhg yes they like wing flight better than god tier flight cos their extra wings help them do CRAYZEE aerial moves๐Ÿ˜Ž#think of how a cheetaโ€™s tail helps it make really sharp turns n stuff. like dat#I calculated his height based off how tall Mary is haha sheโ€™s 6โ€™1 and I have a rlly old height comparison picture of them#her and Mary are moirails btw :D or at least they were until .. the incident#๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜#theyโ€™ve always been a dersie (LAAAAAMEE!!!) since I created them but I was thinking of like how sollux dual dreams ๐Ÿคจ liek#they r a little different since . itโ€™s just one fucked up guy and idk how it would work LMAOOOO but . I decided. it doesnโ€™t matter#like. At all. since the dreamself died LOOOONGGG before canon#Adonai might b my most well thought out oc tbh#I could yap forever abt him ok enough yapping. my head hurt
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aropride ยท 2 years ago
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i need michael knowles to die painfully i need someone to kill him
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wishchip106 ยท 14 days ago
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man imagine if Charles died here
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THAT BLOCK MISSED HIM BY A HAIR HIS SKULL WOULDโ€™VE BEEN CRUSHED
hrmm Hank running over to find Charles only to see his decapitated body with his head under a cinder block
since Charles stopped Raven from killing Trask she probably shoots him before she hears Hank yelling and screaming
Erik is unconscious on the ground he doesnโ€™t even know whatโ€™s happening โ˜น๏ธ
Raven runs over to see Charlesโ€™s body. Now sheโ€™s screaming and crying, trying to lift the pieces of scaffolding and beams covering his body
Hank canโ€™t even turn beast mode and help because he took five syringes of the serum
by some miracle Erik wakes up again? (idk i just want him to also experience the sudden death of his ex husband)
he freaks out after seeing Charles, realizing this is his fault for ripping up the stadium and dropping it. Everything metal surrounding them is completely destroyed
he lifts everything off the body except the block that has fresh blood dripping off of it
completely ignoring the gaping wound in his neck, he just kills all the rest of the government officials. No real reason whatsoever heโ€™s just extremely upset
and yeah thats all i got so far ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
for some reason i canโ€™t take writing angst seriously how do other people do it ๐Ÿ˜ฟ
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jerrydevine ยท 27 days ago
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you ๐Ÿซต might have ๐Ÿ” noticed โ˜๏ธi ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš’ almost died โ˜ ๏ธ. again ๐Ÿ”. yeah ๐Ÿ‘ i've had a lot of close ๐Ÿค calls ๐Ÿ“ž. this one 1๏ธโƒฃ wasn't ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™… even my closest ๐Ÿคโ˜ ๏ธ. yeah ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ฅ eddie ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ. just โ˜๏ธ ๐Ÿ›‘ let me finish ๐Ÿคซ. after ๐Ÿ’ the last ๐Ÿ” time ๐Ÿ•œ, when that well ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ collapsed ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿค• on top of me ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš’โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน... which you ๐Ÿซต survived ๐Ÿ‘ผ. after ๐Ÿ’ that... it got me ๐Ÿ’ฌ thinking ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿค”. you know, what โ“would happen to ๐Ÿค“christopher ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿง’ if i hadn't โ˜ ๏ธ? so i ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ went ๐Ÿƒ to my attorney โš–๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ and changed โ†ฉ๏ธ my will ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ. so someday ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ if i didn't ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™… make it โ˜ ๏ธ... ๐Ÿค“ christopher ๐Ÿง’ would be taken๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿผ care of ๐Ÿซ‚. by you ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜‡. whatโ‰๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ it's in โฌ‡๏ธ my will ๐Ÿ“œโœ๏ธ, if i ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ die โ˜ ๏ธ, you ๐Ÿซต become ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿง‘ christopher's ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿง’ legal โš–๏ธ guardian ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ. uh ๐Ÿ˜ฎ i ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ mean how โ“ does that ๐Ÿค” even work ๐Ÿ’ผ? don't you ๐Ÿซต need โœ…my consent ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฏ? my attorney โš–๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ said you ๐Ÿซต could โœ… refuse ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿšซ. you ๐Ÿซต know โœ… i wouldn't ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜Ÿ. nah ๐Ÿ˜, i know โœ… you ๐Ÿ™… wouldn't ๐Ÿšซ. i mean, he ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿค“ has grandparents ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด, other family ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ. yeah ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ž. after ๐Ÿ’ shannon ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ left ๐Ÿƒ, they all tried ๐Ÿคฒ to guilt ๐Ÿ˜” me into giving ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿค christopher ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿค“ to them ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต. it's not ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿšซ what i wanted โค๏ธ then ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ, it's not ๐Ÿšซ what i want โค๏ธ now ๐Ÿ“. if it came ๐Ÿง to that ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค, wouldn't they ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ‘ด fight ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸฅŠ for him ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿค“? i don't know ๐Ÿค”. maybe ๐Ÿคท. probably ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜’. but no one ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿง will ever ๐Ÿ‘Š fight ๐ŸฅŠ for my ๐Ÿคฒ son ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ as hard ๐Ÿ’ช as you ๐Ÿซต. that ๐Ÿซ‚ is what i ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ want โค๏ธ for him ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿค“. well โ˜๏ธ, you ๐Ÿซต said ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ you did this ๐Ÿ“œโœ๏ธ last year ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ—“๏ธ. why ๐Ÿคจ are you ๐Ÿซต just telling ๐Ÿ’ฌ me now ๐Ÿ“? because ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ, evan โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿค—, you ๐Ÿซต came in โฌ‡๏ธ here ๐Ÿฅ the other day โ†ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ“† and you ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ said ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ you thought ๐Ÿ’ญ it would have โ†ฉ๏ธ been better ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ if it had ๐Ÿš’๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš’ been you ๐Ÿซต who was shot ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿฉธ. you ๐Ÿซต act ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿฆธ like you're ๐Ÿง expendable โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’”. but you're ๐Ÿซต wrong โŒ๐Ÿ™….
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fure-dcmk ยท 5 months ago
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FINALLY WATCHED THE MOVIE first impression rambling >>>
[MILLION DOLLAR PENTAGRAM SPOILER WARNING]
HEIJI WAS SOOOOO COOL. HANDSOME. TERRIFIC. the first 20 minute is just me losing my mind from all the heiji details
>> heiji and kid bantering about fairy lips in the intro. kid going your fault for not noticing hmmp! <- huh? are you a tsundere heroine
>> HEIJI ORIGINAL DUFFLE BAG!!! CAMEO-ING IN 2024!!!
>> 4 new outfit from heiji that fits him so well... handsome guy
>> a fairy lip redraw. i died
how the hell did heiji brought his bike with him all the way in HOKKAIDO. you can almost way osaka to tokyo is only half of the travel to hokkaido how many day trip would it take to reach that far. also a jp tweet i read once brought to question how a high schooler was able to use the high way. did he brought kazuha with her in this extreme trip? with the excuse that he's going for a kendo tournament... when his bigger agenda is to confess. everything about the bike being there doesn't make sense but i give it a pass for being cool ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
and the heikazu scene.,.. i came there fully expecting to not care at all but they actually made me invested. ran was SOOOO CUTE her excitement directly influenced me to also want to see heiji succeed. heiji asking if the legendary 100 million night view is better than big ben and ran agreeing just to placate him for the sake of her otp ๐Ÿ˜ญ
THE STUN GRENADE! the fact that kazuha immediate reaction is to protect heiji ears.... her self sacrificial nature a call back to mermaid island in the most subtle way ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน heiji shocked eyes was so cute. and heiji confession speech isnt cringe and is actually cute! shocker! (sorry trauma from heart anniversary lines its so awful im dnfuebdjfjf) devastated such an ideal confession scene was wasted. but its from kazuha trying to save heiji SO FORGIVEN
need to make sure ppl know im a momiji enjoyer. all her faults are forgiven purely cuz she is funny. let a rich girl be delulu !
also loove how they keep cannonizing her keen hearing from m21 THIS IS THE APPEAL OF KAZUHA THEY GET IT
touichi gifting a lost national treasure to his little brother yuusaku for winning the macademy award, as well as keeping in touch with him and gifting various trinkets.... meanwhile keeping his own son completely in the dark that he's alive this entire time...
conclusion 1: worst parent award goes to kuroba touichi ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
conclusion 2: ah he's definitely a brocon huh
kills me that everyone is dejected that the katana with the star shaped guard is a lost treasure. meanwhile its quitely sitting in kudo yuusaku's store room cuz his big brother gifted it to him LIKE SDJDJFF!? turning your justice leaning lil bro into an accomplices. the gag potential here is so made for me
shoutout to sonoko who took up haibara's usual information provider role. every scene with her was animated so cutely IM SHOCKED m27 doing excellent job at showing off her cuteness. there is a fun parallel to think about, sonoko was the first person heiji went to to get information on kudo's whereabout, and now heiji is also going to her for information โ™ฅ๏ธ heiji-sonoko friendship crumb thank you for the food
this movie really play a lot with the crumbs from kendo school tournament arc. heiji-ran friendship makes me want to cry, ran efficiently karate chopping hijiri to make sure theres no distractions for heikazu ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ ive been convinced on okita's cuteness the past 3 month cuz if the okita fanart boom in my corner of jp twitter but watching it for myself... he really have it bad for heiji LMAO wdym "it's boring if hattori ain't here~" how much did you say this for kaitou kid to catch that its a good trait for an okita disguise. im glad this movie give a good balance of real okita and fake okita, m10 still makes me so sad for having ZERO real hakuba ๐Ÿฅฒ kid's dosu e~ is so moeblob
ah i still got so many word vomit on this movie it seems to be never ending ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
my final review of the movie is this is my no 1 fav conan movie of all time, 2nd place is bride of halloween. i still havent rank anything below that properly. im truly entertained by this movie it got so many characters i care about with a lot of bombastic scenes. as much as i want to say my ultimate fav is m7 and m21, both of them are kinda... slow with all the deduction talk. im here for eye candy after all ๐Ÿ˜” mixing kid's energy is doing wonders for the tone of a heiji movie. heiji's presence is also doing wonders for KID as well cuz gosh!!! KID has never emit this much childlike moe blob energy. heiji and conan being the straight man to kid's prank is the dynamic really help to emphasize his whimsical energy
and the final theme i caught; parallelism where hijiri is willing to do anything to protect his father's legacy only for us to find that its all for naught.... now why does this sound familiar ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
rewatching the movie tomorrow so ill probably do another ramble on it
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mokie-bleh ยท 10 months ago
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Author can I have a scenario where y/n child is ticklish? and Shadow Milk Cookie found out about it and started gently tickling at first, and then he got into the taste and got carried away. Have a nice day, sweetheart. ๐Ÿ˜˜ Oh! I almost forgot to hold it (ใฅ๏ฝกโ—•โ€ฟโ€ฟโ—•๏ฝก)ใฅ *Gives a lot of happiness, love and respect ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’‹โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’Œโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’‹โฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰* *Oops, are you okay? * helps to get up this mimic lapulka*
Thank you for all the love is much appreciated โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ i did see your other one and donโ€™t worry iโ€™m working on it and other requests too have a good day!๐Ÿ‘
Shadow Milk Cookie x Child! reader
platonic!
The way he found out goes something like this.
You both were just chilling and he offered to take you out for a walk. You agreed since you were sitting too long and you wanted to run around for a bit and explore.
At some point you got tired from walking for so long and not having that much stamina in you from running and playing.
Shadow Milk Cookie did notice this and offered to give you a piggyback ride. You looked up at him and nodded, greatly accepting his offer. He went to go pick you up and doing so he gently grazed your sides causing you to giggle.
He paused for a moment. Then he got this huge shit eating grin on his face. โ€œOoohhh y/n~ I had no idea you were ticklish!โ€
He did eventually pick you up and placed you on his shoulders. However, he decided he wanted to test some thingsโ€ฆ
When you guys got back he grabbed you off his shoulders and held you in one arm. You were confused as to what he was doing, but you quickly found out what he was trying to do.
You squealed loudly as he lightly started to poke your stomach. โ€œHehe wow you're sensitive here too!โ€ This started going for a bit until he placed you down. You thought it was over and that he was done.
Nope! He kneeled down just right above you and started reaching for other areas on you. You laughed and shifted uncomfortably as you tried to prevent him from continuing.
Heโ€™d make his comments like
โ€œWow y/n youโ€™re so ticklish!โ€
โ€œOoohhh Iโ€™m gonna get you~!โ€
โ€œHehe, youโ€™re so cute I could just eat you up!โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re so silly y/n! I could do this forever!โ€
Something like that.
Letโ€™s hope he doesnโ€™t go on forever. You didnโ€™t know how much you could take. He went for your sides, your stomach, under your arms, just anywhere that would cause you to laugh and squirm.
Youโ€™re basically praying for mercy at this point.
Thankfully, he did stop and decided to give you a break. Your laughter died soon enough and you were just laying there trying to catch your breath. He left you to rest since you were exhausted from laughing and squirming too much.
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lavenderapollo ยท 1 year ago
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more things from my production of hamlet that permanently altered my brain chemistry
getting to pick out my own costume, wearing an old peacoat that i eventually took with me to college
all of the tiny details of my costume that nobody but myself noticed
horatio wearing a tiny heart locket because of the whole โ€œheartโ€™s coreโ€ thing
horatio fiddling with the necklace while watching the play within a play, while watching the fencing match
our director cut the script to create a deeper relationship between horatio and gertrude while hamlet is away getting captured by pirates
the letter scene
hamlet and horatio reading hamletโ€™s letter in sync, except hamlet reads โ€œhoratioโ€ alone in the beginning and horatio reading โ€œhamletโ€ alone at the end of the letter
horatio going straight from the letter scene into a conversation with gertrude about opheliaโ€™s health
horatio being in opheliaโ€™s mad scenes, watching her break down and cry, assisting with her wheelchair
gertrude relying on horatio for the truth about hamletโ€™s whereabouts
horatio staying with gertrude as she dies, then attending to laertes, then finally, to hamlet
our director remind our hamlet to โ€œdie center!!!โ€
hearing the bows music for the first time (the other side by david gray)
wittenberg crew making each other friendship bracelets (r&g had matching โ€œrosieโ€ and โ€œguildyโ€ bracelets, ho&ham had bracelets that read โ€œgood nightโ€ and โ€œsweet princeโ€ respectively)
making myself a bracelet that said โ€œL + horatioโ€
THE GRAVEDIGGER SCENE
wearing my peacoat in the final scene, then tearing it off to give to laertes as heโ€™s dying
hamlet holding claudiusโ€™ head, forcing him to drink the poison, then finishing him off with a small little nick to the ear, giving claudius a taste of his own medicine
ophelia having one fleeting moment of clarity when she sees laertes, running to hug him
polonia taking an awkward family photo with her kids, chastising them for not smiling enough
(accidentally photobombing those photos during rehearsals)
i mentioned yorick hot potato in the last post, but i didnโ€™t mention that i pulled out a bottle of hand sanitizer after tossing the skull away
the lighting, the set
having to carefully fumble my way offstage once the lights went down, the three times i almost tripped over a foil
and the one time where i actually did
after that they put glow tape on the stage
our set designer crafted an entirely original crest for the hamlet family, using nordic, danish, and even some tolkien characters for inspiration
seeing the set for the first time
our first time staging the death scene
thereโ€™s a photo of me in my lil spot by hamlet, surrounded by dead bodies and bathed in red light just kinda going like ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
crushing the other teams at shakespeare trivia during our closing night cast party
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mulletmitsuya ยท 1 year ago
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Tokyo Revengers Groupchat (not everyone, also random combinations, no specific gang)
Warnings: swearing, suggestive, homophobia by a gay person (just sillies), mentions of vomit and poison, mentions of drugs
Desc: placenta, placebo, or gazebo? ๐Ÿค”
Rindou: yk when you tell someone something then they believe it and it works?
Rindou: like what you're saying isn't true but cause they think it is, it works
Ran: yes
Ran: the placenta effect
Izana: here we fucking go
Smiley: you're kidding right?๐Ÿ˜
Ran: are you going to put a Smiley face after every single thing you text?
Ran: we get it, you smile really wide ๐Ÿ‘
Smiley: kys
Ran: so hostile and for what
Mikey: idk what the word is but it's definitely not placenta
Izana: how even?
Mitsuya: ...the placebo effect??
Ran: isn't that those huge tent things
Mitsuya: that's a gazebo
Ran: oh
Ran: same thing
Smiley: you dumb as hell
Hakkai: you'd think that big ass forhead of yours would be worth something
Hakkai: smh
Ran: and you'd think after 10 years you'd get over whatever grudge you have against me
Hakkai: you literally hit my best friend (future bf) over the head with a brick
Chifuyu: thought you could sneak that in huh
Hakkai: he could have died
Ran: but he didn't?
Ran: i was just being silly and having fun
Ran: is that such a crime๐Ÿ™„
Hakkai: ITS FUCKING ATTEMPTED MURDER
Rindou: so is it placebo, placenta, or gazebo?
Mitsuya: it's placebo
Kazutora: placenta's are in females stomachs for pregnancy i think
Baji: that's the uterus (i'm so fucking smart)
Chifuyu: none of those are correct
Draken: google exists also
Draken: why are you asking us
Rindou: shut up for a sec
Rindou: would the placenta effect potentially kill someone
Rindou: like if you told someone that you poisoned them and then after a while they start frothing at the mouth and shit, could they die?
Rindou: or are they being a little bitch and faking lol
Rindou: i didn't actually put the rat poison in his drink (i think)
Rindou: but it kinda seems like he's dying or smth
Mikey: what the fuck is this situation
Mikey: is this real?๐Ÿ’€
Rindou: nah
Rindou: hypothetically
Ran: does this have to do with the ambulance being here
Rindou: nah
Rindou: can y'all just answer me
Rindou: hurry before the "poison", does it's job or whatever
Rindou: guys he's throwing up pretty violently
Rindou: there's blood
Rindou: hypothetically
Izana: who would you have "hypothetically" poisoned?๐Ÿ˜
Rindou: bro that's not the point, sir
Izana: stop calling me sir in normal situations
Izana: we're normal now and not in a gang and i'm a normal person not a gang leader
Mochi: so we don't have to call you Izana-sama anymore?
Ran: what if it turns us on
Izana: uhm
Kakucho: fuck off
Kakucho: sorry
Ran: Kaku give it up, he's way too old for you
Rindou: so y'all just gonna let the hypothetical person die? ayt
Rindou: i'm on my way to the hospital for unrelated reasons
Kakucho: who's the hypothetical victim of the placebo
Rindou: uhhh Sanzu
Kakucho: LMAO
Kakucho: let him hypothetically die then ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Mitsuya: punch him in the stomach
Rindou: i know a lot of y'all don't like him but we're friends now and i don't want him to die also he has the best drugs so i'd rather he stay alive so that i can enjoy them recreationally
Rindou: but i'll do it anyway
Mitsuya: stfu for a sex, punching him will make him throw up, and he'll vomit most of the poison out
Rindou: oh like in the stomach?
Rindou: he's gonna be so mad at me, damn
Baji: "shut up for a sex" lmaoooooo๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Baji: and you guys say I'M diabetic๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Mikey: bro what?๐Ÿ˜ญ
Kakucho: you mean dyslexic?
Kakucho: nvm the situation speaks for itself
Smiley: the irony of this is crazy
Draken: that got a chuckle outta me ๐Ÿ˜‚
Chifuyu: why you text like a 40 year old dad๐Ÿ’€
Ran: i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect
Hakkai: "i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘†"
Hakkai: jump into oncoming tragic you f slur๐Ÿ–•
Smiley: aur naur you done made Hakkai homophobic
Ran: you need to fucking chill omg
Mitsuya: are you five years old, Baji
Baji: nah i'm 24 dumbness๐Ÿคจ
Baji: *dumbass
Izana: my oath for not using violence anymore might have to be on hold cause you guys are pissing me the fuck off you fucking incompetent fools useless excuses of human beings
Smiley: bro called us fools
Ran: that's a bit much, sir
Baji: bet you're typing with your left hand
Ran: uh huh <3
Rindou: get some fucking bitches, damn
Ran: where are your bitches, Rindou
Rindou: on my dick
Ran: oh you're talking about the femboys?
Ran: ohh ok i thought you weren't gay but whatever
Mikey: yo is haruchiyo alive?
Rindou: they're pumping his stomach, he'll be fine
Rindou: liking femboys isn't gay
Smiley: ๐Ÿคจ
Angry: ๐Ÿคจ
Rindou: don't act dumb because it's literally in the term 'fem'
Draken: uh, what about the 'boy' part
Rindou: don't twist my words
Rindou: how is liking something that looks like a girl, gay??
Mitsuya: bffr ๐Ÿ˜
Rindou: y'all telling me if i fuck haruchiyo i'm gay???
Hakkai: he's a boy?
Rindou: he looks like a woman
Rindou: have you seen his body? tiny ass waist headass. y'all come to the onsen next time you'll see what i mean
Chifuyu: you're being weird rn
Ran: what about his penis, Rindou
Rindou: that's irrelevant
Rindou: besides it's barely noticeable
Draken: people like you and Koko are the fucking problem, get some therapy
Smiley: Rindou thinks fucking a guy in the ass isn't gay ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Rindou: "FEM"
Draken: BOY???? MALE??? MAN??? DICK???
Rindou: ok who's gay now, weirdo๐Ÿคจ
Draken: kys (kill yourself)
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eirenical ยท 2 months ago
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Like Father, Unlike Son (3168 words) by eirenical
Written for the @mysteriouslotuscasebookweek prompts "Role Reversal" (Day 2) and "Grief" (Day 4).
Rating: Explicit
Summary: In the wake of Shan Gudao's return, Li Lianhua is left broken and listless, nothing like his usual self. Fang Duobing is willing to do anything to bring him back, even if it means pretending, just for one night, to be someone he's not... someone he hopes he'll never become.
The yard was silent, the kind of silence that descends in the wake of a storm. Fang Duobing would have filled that space with noise, laughter, anything but this quiet stillness that Shan Gudao had left in his wake. But Li Lianhua stood barely two steps away, holding himself so very carefully, as though too large a breath might break every bone in his rib cage.
~Li Xiangyi is, indeed, a joke.~
Fang Duobing's first instinct had been to defend, to deny, to wipe those words from existence the moment Li Lianhua had spoken them. But Li Lianhua had been standing oh so carefully then, too, as though some part of him had already broken beyond repair, and a harsh word could wipe him from existence along with his words. Fang Duobing wondered, for the first time, if he was finally, truly, seeing Li Xiangyi before himโ€”or what little was left of him after first his shixiong's death and then the battle at the Eastern Sea had taken everything from him. For the first time, he began to see what might have driven him to put himself away so thoroughly and become Li Lianhua. Faced with what he'd been faced with, Fang Duobing might have done the same.
Gently, he said, "He's gone. Why don't we go inside?"
Li Lianhua didn't answer, simply turned back the way they'd come from and took one shuffling step after another. At the threshold, he stumbled, foot catching on the raised doorway when he didn't lift it high enough. Fang Duobing caught him, gripping his arm above the elbow and pulling him close to keep him upright.
His body was shaking, a fine tremor that Fang Duobing hadn't been able to see but could feel now that they were pressed so close. "Li Lianhua?"
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November 4, 2024: At this point, I think I just need to accept the fact that my niche in this fandom is "fucked up and ill-advised sex that probably at least hints at Daohua somewhere in the background." ๐Ÿ˜… Anyway, ever since I saw the scene where Shan Gudao reveals himself to Fang Duobing and Li Lianhua, I've wanted to write a fic where Li Lianhua turns to Fang Duobing for some very ill-advised comfort after that and lets himself pretend, just this once, that Fang Duobing is actually Shan Gudao. Brain decided today was the day? Enjoy? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Fic Warnings: This is a little bit of a YMMV situation. The sex that happens in this fic is 100% consensual on both sides, but Fang Duobing is essentially role playing as his father and there is ZERO negotiation before that happens and, knowing Li Lianhua, they're not going to discuss it afterwards, either. Fang Duobing does have a little bit of a frantic moment where he's basically thinking "โ€ฆthis is kind of fucked up, isn't it? Maybe we should talk about it first? OK, never mind, lower brain just took over and made the decision for me." But he's still very much on board with what's going on and they both enjoy it in the end. But this is some VERY tangled relationship shit going on and if that squicks you, you might want to give this one a miss.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ่Žฒ่Šฑๆฅผ | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fang Duobing/Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Fang Duobing, Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi
Additional Tags: mentions of - Freeform, Di Feisheng/Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi - Freeform, Di Feisheng/Fang Duobing/Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi - Freeform, Past, Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi/Shan Gudao - Freeform, Under-negotiated Kink, Light BDSM, Sexual Roleplay, Unrequited Love, Established Relationship, Episode Related, episode 32, Missing Scene, Trauma, Dealing with Trauma in Less Than Healthy Ways, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, ill-advised sex, Healing Sex, (...yes it's the same sex; make of that what you will XD), Mysterious Lotus Casebook Week 2024
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sophieinwonderland ยท 22 days ago
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HELLO!!! IM HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE PLURALITY OF HOUSE MD!! thank you to the ask you got from miles because i never would've even considered this while watching but with hindsight im like YESSSSSSS I SEE IT!! spoilers ahead.
ok so. canonically, its explained that house is hallucinating because of vicodin abuse, but if you read into it deeper, thats where I PERSONALLY see the storyline of plurality. There's multiple episodes that feature key aspects to it, but i'm going to focus on three.
Episode "No Reason": In this episode, house is shot by a former patient. While in what is presumed to be a coma or unconscious state, house begins to "dream" a storyline of living his daily life while still dealing with his injuries from being shot. plot twist: his shooter is placed next to him in the hospital room. Every person in this episode acts as house's subconscious speaking to him, and if you wanted to view this from a plural lense, it's literally House speaking to House. There's a point in the episode where house, still unconscious, realizes he's been injected with ketamine to make him walk again. This was him talking to himself again, and when he woke up, he requested the exact treatment that had taken place in his dream state.
Episode "Wilson's Heart": In this episode, a bus crash happens, and House and Amber are injured. Due to the crash, House can't remember a thing about what happened. He seeks out different methods of dissociating to reach his repressed memories such as a zero gravity water tank, and pills that stop his heart. During this, house was able to speak to Amber (Himself) and recover his memories. This is when they find out Amber died. No specific episode, but instead, the entire season of vicodin abuse that leads him in the psych ward. House begins to hallucinate different people from his past, but more specifically, Amber. She acts as his subconscious and even remembers facts that House had learned, but that House himself didn't remember. She goes on to tell him to hire a stripper for a friends bachelor party, and the stripper used strawberry body oil. House knew this, but didn't remember until the friend had an allergic reaction. He turns to his hallucination and says, "I knew that, didn't i? I tried to kill him on purpose.". House eventually continues to break down until he hallucinates his co-worker who committed suicide, and his love interest, cuddy.
Wow! I'm not sure if my host didn't see those episodes, or if they were just forgotten, but that sure sounds extremely plural to me!
Thanks for the awesome write-up! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜
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rose-riot-johnson ยท 1 year ago
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May I please request a fic for Seto Kaiba having a passionate, short-lived love affair with a female duelist during the Battle City tournament and when he reunites with her a few years later, he discovers that she had his child?
I definitely will see about writing this request, then๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Anyways I'm assuming that the female duelist is the reader, so hopefully I'm correct about the assumption of this when I do complete this fanfic๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘
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๐ŸฉตAm I The Father Of Your Child?๐Ÿฉต(Seto Kaiba x Female Duelist Reader)
Genres: Character Discovers Reader and Reader's Child (Warningโš ๏ธ: A Short Lived Affair and Mentions of pregnancy)
When Seto Kaiba first met you, it was during the Battle City tournament. He watched you dual against another duelist and not only he thought your beautiful, however he believes that you're an amazing duelist. So, after you defeated another duelist in a dual and he defeated his opponent in a duel, he had a chat with you about his first impression of you and how much an amazing dualist you are. You thanked him and admitted that you've been a fan of him for a long time.
Later that night the both of you realized despite of different backgrounds and upbringings, you both have alot in common and felt close to eachother right away, especially to the point of the both had a passionate affair (which neither of you were aware would be short lived). Next day, you lost a duel against an opponent who obviously more cunning and a total jerk. Hours later after he won his duel against his other opponent he defeated, he went to look for you, then overheard security guards talking to eachother that you seem to feel sick where you had to go to a hospital, then you would have to go straight to your home after you get your discharge from the hospital.
Kaiba was torn to overhear what was happening to you. He knows it's too early for him to feel like he dies, however aside from his younger brother, Mokuba, you're the first person he has ever cared about and has been precious to him otherwise, so he vowed for revenge against the duelist who was a total jerk to you and extremely cunning at you and to find you, someday... No matter what it takes!
A few years after Kaiba defeated the duelist vowed for revenge against, he went to the mall, as he began to realize that his search for you was over. However when he finally saw you again, he also saw this child who has a very similar face, as him. He asked you some questions about how you've been and talked to you about how bad he felt for you, and other stuff he talked to you about, then he asked, "Anyways, (female reader name)... Am I the father of your child?". You then happily replied, "Ofcourse Kaiba... This is your child (reader's choice of her child's name)... I really wanted to tell you about (him/her), so after our (son/daughter) was born, I took him with me and searched for you for a long time... I take it you were searching for me, as well?". You then turned your child and told (him/her), "(reader's choice of her child's name)... This your father, Seto Kaiba... Your father is a very nice man who has been very nice to mommy... Since, we all found eachother, everything will be alright now..."
The next thing that happened was Kaiba said, "That day you lost your duel, I overheard security guards talking about you needing to go to the hospital, because you seem sick, then you have to go straight home after you get discharged from the hospital. I take it the pregnancy was the reason why you seemed to not feel well?". You replied, "I believe so... The doctor and nurse asked me to take a pregnancy test after they couldn't find out why I wasn't feeling well, for safety reasons, then I found out I was pregnant... I kept to myself who I was with that night, because besides dueling, the only thing that I love is you...". Kaiba was then relieved to find out the truth about what really happened to you and the child he had with you is safe.
After your conversation with Kaiba, not only he had you and your child live with him, you and Kaiba also started fresh with eachother and to actually have a relationship together for real this time. Your child has also bonded with (his/her) father, Kaiba very easily like ((s)he did with you. It's like you, Kaiba, and your child (reader's choice of her child's name) have became (not only a rich family, however also) a happy family, as well.
๐ŸฉตThe End๐Ÿฉต
I hope you had as much fun reading this Kaiba fanfic, as much as I had fun writing this fanfic, my Tumblr Peeps๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘As for you, @sacredwarrior88 I hope I did well with writing the requested Kaiba fanfic as well๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘I enjoyed writing that particular fanfic๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘I mostly mentioned the "character discovers reader and reader's child" for the genre, because I'm really not sure what genre I could choose to describe the fanfic, so this is all I could come up with for genres๐Ÿ˜…
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snowixii ยท 7 months ago
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asjnhvgjhv i saw your temenos sketch and DIED because oh my gosh. your art style!!!! it's so good!!
anyway may i request a trousseau for my aching heart.... from one medicine pocket enthusiast to another....
(thank you)
THANK YOU!!โ€ฆ.I offer a small trousseau sketch ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿซถ
I want to draw him more oftenโ€ฆ maybe without his mask next time.. sighs.. heโ€™s so interesting to me..
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Tumblr I promise more octopath soon Iโ€™m almost done with my femstars week prep ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
If you wanna see more characters ask me... cause im not too sure who i wanna draw yet besides my favorites.. sighs.
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harrisonhead ยท 7 months ago
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a. Guy. blew his. Brains out. ๐Ÿ˜ญin a car. and Dieds๐Ÿ˜ญ
woke up! and. I combeds my hair๐Ÿ˜got. to catch the bus๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘he he he. Giggles
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marcobodtlives ยท 10 months ago
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Yeah, itโ€™s a very super normal friendship ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘
*scores the exact same grades as him for three years straight*
*starts off teasing him then accepts him as a best friend*
*admits that the way he cares for someone โ€˜so selfishโ€™ doesnโ€™t make sense, not understanding why theyโ€™re so close*
*cares about his opinion above all else*
*goes into shock upon seeing his body*
*breaks down for the first time in front of fellow cadets when burning his body at the pyre*
*loses control of himself and beats up a giant rock because the only person who has a clue about Marcoโ€™s death is encased within it and doesnโ€™t stop hitting it until the scary captain shows up*
*refuses to let his death go unnoticed, telling Eren in graphic detail how he would have died alone, without anyone knowing or seeing what happened to him*
*has visions of him over four years after his death*
*makes the hardest choices in life just to please the memory of him and make him proud*
*goes into a violent rage when the man responsible for his death tries to apologise*
*has a panic attack in the woods after learning his death was intentional, not accidental*
*talks about him to Yelena and Onyankopon, despite his death being over four years ago and only having known them for a short time*
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