Thingz i would like 2 do:
Drive one of theze jeepz
Become a firefighter
Watch the entirety of Yellowztone in one day
ENDVERZE CAZTIEL 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
(or he could do me idc 😍)
Meet Mizha Collinz
Own an entire manzion of kittiez
2 notes
·
View notes
my white boy Kristian and @barbecutie’s BG3 tiefling Lilith (again) 🖤😈🖤
🙏🚬 girl thank god
645 notes
·
View notes
Picked up my replay of the OG Ace Attorney trilogy again and I have to say, the real criticism that needs to be made about Manfred von Karma is that he was such a little wuss back in the days DL-6. "Waaaah I got a penalty, I need to wander around the courthouse in a melodramatic daze for hours and murder someone over it, waaaah." Cry me a river, then build a bridge and get over it. I get penalties in these games every other day in court and you don't see me having dissociating episodes and orphaning children over it, smh. Honestly pathetic behavior. What a gigantic wuss. "Most feared prosecutor" my ass. This man is so stupid he hand wrote instructions so a letter could be traced back to him with his handwriting. He's such a doofus he suggested cross-examining the parrot himself. He could let a bullet sit in his shoulder for 15 years but he couldn't take one measly penalty like a man. He's a joke. Absolutely pathetic. "But I got a penalty!" BFD I've had three penalties since the recess and you don't see me crying about it, sit tf down and put away the taser you big baby. Smdh.
345 notes
·
View notes
is Mary Shelley cannon in DND? If not why
link to the original post
401 notes
·
View notes
show percy will eventually make another very out of pocket comment about the fact that zeus' best idea to save thalia was turning her into a tree but that time he'll add the fact that his dad grabbed him from a free fall instead of turning him into seaweed or a seagull or a horse and i live for the reaction of whoever is on the receiving end
331 notes
·
View notes
oh, i’m fine. it’s nothing, really, just thinking about how alex probably taught miles how to play the piano and i’m just imagining them sitting thigh to thigh on the piano bench and alex being so patient with miles as he keeps hitting the wrong key bc his elegant, eager fingers are too long and keep overreaching. thinking about alex looking at miles the way he only looks at him and miles being so entirely focused bc he wants to learn but then there’s also the occasional banter that’s on brand only for them and alex saying something like “just watch me hands and follow me lead” with that soft, intimate tone in such close proximity i’m fine i’m not a mess at all
114 notes
·
View notes