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the fallout show has done things to me
#ITS SO GOOD. IT WAS MADE JUST FOR ME.#uh spoilers ahead#NEW VEGAS OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.#i screamed and my parents thought something happened </3#AND GHOULIE?? I LOVE HIM#i know his names cooper im calling him ghoulie because hes my guy#HES AN ASSHOLE AND ITS GREAT#dont really care for max tbh but its fine#LUCY TRAVELLING WITH GHOULIE AND DOGMEAT LETS GOOOOOOOO this is what i predicted in episode like. 2 or 3#and the entire rest of the show i was holdin out for it AND IT HAPPENED im so happy#i dontt ship them. no. but lucy getting corrupted a little and ghoulie getting redeemed a little??? GOOD FOOD PLEASE HAPPEN#anyways. goodnight tristate area
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#i redrew a wip i made months ago and it looked way better than the og so i finished it 😭#they are young adults here (like 18-20 range) this is just before they go to college 👍#i wanted to include more things with this but ill just post them separately later 😭 im lazy sorry#i wanna explain their friendship but words hard. basically clippy is a bit of a punching bag but he sticks with bonzi regardless#bonzi is an asshole and has almost gotten the both of them in trouble multiple times. Not a great influence#to bonzi clippy is like his own chatgpt or some shit. does his homework for him. his own personal nerd#clippy didnt realize he was being used for a long time because he was gullible 😔 HES OK NOW THO#virtual assistants#clippy#bonzi buddy#gijinka#object head#webcore#digital art#doodle#i said i would draw a happy clippy but um. 😭 ILL DRAW SOMETHING CUTE LATER i mean hes kinda cutes here but with extra context its ☹️#im still figuring out how to draw this stupid gorila
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Any ideas on the Bad Boys reactions to MC dressing up for a date?
Horror isn't one for dressing up. He feels like putting nice clothes on him is like putting lipstick on a pig. But... he likes when you dress up. He really really likes it; he hovers near you, breathing heavily and intently staring at every detail. You're eye candy to him, and when you dress up you look even more sweet, colours and smells that make him the good kind of dizzy. He could stare for hours. He does stare for hours. He's fighting the urge to bite you - he's also fighting the urge to attack anyone who looks at you too long. This is HIS pretty little human, anyone who gawks is losing their eyes.
Dust is normally such a tough nut to crack reaction-wise. It's always hard to tell what he thinks of things. His reactions are entirely internal, as minute as minute can get; unless you're like Nightmare and can literally read his emotions, it's very hard to know what's going on in his head. That being said. When he sees that you dressed up for a date with him? He blushes very hard. He looks away, flustered, pulling his hood down over his face - for a moment there's a break in the seemingly endless clouds of his mood, and the sky is visible.
Although he acts like he's embarrassed, he really likes when you tease him about blushing. He doesn't always enjoy being so blank, so hard to read it drives away people he deeply cares for. It makes him feel better when you get little victories like that, moments where you 'broke' him; little reminders of how much he really loves you.
Killer, as mentioned in a previous ask, would delight in a partner who dresses up. He has a lot of fun putting together fashionable (slutty) outfits, and if you have something very nice for a date, he's absolutely going to coordinate with you. It's the perfect way to tell the world that you're together. Who needs bite marks? Give him a colour palette, some simple accessories, and half an hour. Everyone will see who you belong to.
Nightmare would love it. He might not say it aloud, but you'll see it in the way his eyelight rakes up and down your body and his voice gets significantly silkier. He sees you dressing up for a date as a high compliment; you thought about your date with him so much you decided to put in that extra effort. He doesn't get many gifts - all this is for him? You shouldn't have...
You'd expect him to want his partner to dress similarly to him. Though he does take great pleasure in you matching his refined tastes, he also just likes seeing you wear things that make you happy. Of course his beloved consort should wear whatever they please. You're his, and that makes you royalty. Royalty do what they like.
#llamagines#killer's the type of guy to be in the middle of being tortured (he was captured)#and then whoever's got him gets blood on his shirt#he gets so pissed off he immediately breaks free and kills them#because thats the shirt he was going to wear on a date with you!!! and now its ruined. GREAT#now he has to coordinate a whole new fit#thanks asshole#bad sanses
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vierapril day 26--weapon
"and failing that, i'll have my trusty warrior of light box the ears of all concerned."
#ffxiv#vierapril#vierapril24#oc: eyrie kisne#i should have a gpose tag#me grabbing the microphone this line of alphinaud's lives rent free in my head#do you ever think about how he treats them like a tool? like they are a puzzle piece in a game?#do you think about how his idealism was taken advantage of but also that alphinaud was already kinda an asshole?#not saying that he is evil or anything of that nature#but an asshole of a conceited young man who sees politics as a game he has won thus far#without the reprocussions of what it means that these are people with lives and families?#I THINK ABOUT IT A LOT#how much this one piece of dialogue shapes so much of his and WoLs relationship#anyway the dead bodies are livia + wilred + minfilia for reasons im still kinda rotating#something of livia representing the death of the empire as its great evil#but wilred and minfilia as innocents#wilred as the innocent who wanted the best for his people#and minfilia trapped as a victim to her dream of a greater tomorrow and the loss of humanity#anyway ARR right?
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crossposting this tweet here kbbcnvcn...☺️
#the greatest estate developer#return of the blossoming blade#return of the mount hua sect#tged#talk tag#theyre schrödinger's assholes but also tsunderes#i love suho...#i clocked him as a tsundere rly on but like. TO ME ITS OBVIOUS#*rly early on#he's such a miserable little man it's great#i want him to be happy#🤧
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s4e15 The Silent Partners
#vbrosclips#venture bros#vbros#the venture brothers#sgt hatred#pete white#s4e15#season 4#saw a great post about this scene#how its probably less of pete not thinking of billy as a good friend#but more that he thinks that billy is too good for him#rust is an asshole they both know that. theyre like equals#sure theres a starfucker element there too but i do think this feeling of inferiority is a component too
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i think we also need simon valentine back bc his possessiveness and jealousy over kon is so funny (sorry simon). i need him to witness bart just casually using kon as a jungle gym and grind his teeth about it. i want him to try to infodump about frogs to kon but tim interrupts like oh thats cool. hey i modded my car this weekend do you wanna see!! and simon is like. excuse me. i was infodumping first. sims negative reaction. and bart is STILL sitting on kon's shoulder like a weird parrot.
peak comedy to me is simon valentine stuck in a room with tim kon and bart. kons in the middle of it and doesnt even realize. simon is radiating intense jealous vibes but tim and bart are both like lmao ok anyways, this is OUR kon. <3 Autistic Hostility (intensely one-sided) (but also somehow 3x combo?) (kon is oblivious but he can pick up on the vibes) (the vibes are rancid bro) (Autistic Hostility.)
#rimi talks#sajan and lori are NOT helping kon with this situation. not their circus. not their monkeys#like simon was sooo jealous over sajan. and kon just met sajan#he would be INSUFFERABLE about tim and bart#at least with cassie he could console himself that oh thats his ex... shes allowed to be close w him...#but with the Totally Straight Bro Dude Friends. bc no one in this story has figured out the gay thing yet. well#simon is having a terrible time. kon's not having a great time either. tim and bart are just chillin tho.#theyre not above being gatekeepers. the thing they are gatekeeping is kon. they are kind of assholes but its funny#(see also: tim and bart coming back to yj and them all just being like ok bye ray youre old and we dont need u so u cant sit with us!!!)#(gatekeepers. lil dipshits. but its funny.)#kon#bart#simon#tim
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Aoi Kurashiki really did just support his sister as she crafted the most batshit plan for a death game he did everything he was asked to even putting a gun to her head and playing the role of the villain it’s like. I wonder if it was all a way of pretending he had control, like he mattered at all in whether she lived or died, that he was the one who would be saving her like he had always done as her brother who practically raised her himself, and that her fate wasn’t entirely dependent on whether or not some idiot she had a crush on as a kid went through the correct door
#zero escape#aoi kurashiki#like damn hes been sacrificing his whole life for her and continues to do so and yet#hes completely incapable of saving her#he can pull strings play a part strain himself and strain and strain and strain#but its all junpei and man junpei doesnt know a damn thing about akane he had no idea what her life is like or what shes been through#so why is it him? why is he the one who can save her?#if i were aoi id hate junpei so much lol id be like oh great its marty freaking mcfly going through door 5 thanks for that asshole
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they really 50/50’d the thunderbolts with characters i like and characters i couldn’t give less of a shit about
#i could go my entire life without seeing walker again#bc they completely fucked him up with the ending of fatws#evil captain america good great hes us agent for a reason but then they made him help bucky and sams debut as captain america#and i instantly lost interest#now hes just a self absorbed asshole character instead of a reflection of the us military and all its arrogance and faults#he always needs to believe whatever he does and thinks is best#having him stop and help sam and bucky after they were so against him completely ruins that#yelena? awesome#red guardian? awesome#bucky? im hesitant bc they keep fucking him over but inside im still 14 and still love bucky barnes so awesome#but does anyone care about ghost or taskmaster? bc i sure as shit dont#i sunno im probably not gonna watch it anyway but still#also directly comparing that shot of bucky blowing up the car to the one in tws just shows how badly colour graded thunderbolts is#it looks like a commercial#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#marvelous#thunderbolts#marvel#mcu#bucky barnes#yelena belova#red guardian#john walker#taskmaster#winter soldier
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sometimes i think abt how shocked chuuya was when dazai was like 'teehee i blew up your car' and its like ??? bro why are you surprised?? he presumably left the pm the same day your car blew up and you never connected those two things😭😭
#its funny but if i think abt it too much i get sad#which is dumb bc its supposed to be a silly little guy thing#but like.#holy shit he just never considers that the asshole(said fondly) wld have done that 😭😭😭#soukoku#help i was an outside observer to this ship like a year ago and now ive been obsessed w them for a month and absorbed sm content i might di#god this will sound insane to my non skk followers hey guys i promise theyre great#blowing up your car(lovingly) threatening to murder you(endearingly)#“hm dazai just left the pm and now my car has exploded. these unrelated events sure are annoying for me. wonder who did this🤩”#bangers
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winston my quant of billions
#''😒''#corned beef#winston billions#& green of all things; drew it in purpley pink & being like whoa hey is this too much deliberately breaking out this Rare Coloring#minty fresh....been funny to be rotating the villainy of; let's say; bsol & xmas & then thinking about billions' whole other world there#& its completely different take where of all things winston is like. treated as a villain in a way its sicko My God central men aren't#(who are also quite different from iconis villains but yknow with the very fundamental differences in general what else is a surprise)#axe? prince? alive & well & billions does mean to be commenting on that like yeah sure#but winston? gotta be humiliated & violated & attacked / killed (if figuratively + just by assumption Oh He's Fiiine)#as well as basically truly dead to everyone but in a Never Existed / Spontaneously Shunned way. nobody thinks about him ever again#including when non wretched central men characters are getting these silver linings Benefits from their sabotaging a central man#not winston though maybe; the writing has forgotten him / sees no worth in bringing him up unless At His Expense; not gain#didn't get background randos telling prince or the like to go fuck himself at any point. open contempt reserved for winston there#better to have Objective Entitlement to power over / access to people & then; hey what the; be an asshole about it???#than to not just Have that entitlement & not expect it & not try to use it & be friendly & minding your own business as much or more than#any other characters like good lord what a Loser. the queerness & disability of this inferiority? just some jokes (at winston's expense)#& we will be killing him like nobody even considers for central men takedowns. those are polite & we all have Some regret it came to this#better to abuse people than. be so unepic (different from Normal white cishet 50some men who love certain media)#& on that note you're never gonna guess what's Good to do to the unepic people who bring it upon themselves....yeah haha. abuse#you're never gonna guess but power difference is a given & also good if an epic person has that power. & on that note#what can they do with it but keep unepic people in their place? what other hope do we have? winston may try to say a pun. or speak at all :#anyway while there's the absolute joys of Any Good Bastard over in a wildly different oeuvre it's like well yknow#while winston is already Ruining Things as more a Wretched Sicko Evil Asshole for seeing himself as a person & others as people#instead of himself as an inferior who has to apologize for existing & initiating any interaction vs only ever doing as he's told#unlike the best heroes who know they're superior & will use others & mess with their lives however they feel is justified; you're welcome#like well if winston's such an exceptional dick(tm) around here that he has to be introduced w/discussion / explanation around this#great let him be even bitchier & more ''difficult''....& billions would never & that's why [sorry to all the characters trapped in there]#the slightest glimpses of like & The Quasirival Weirdo Duos Are Kinda Being Cunts b/w usual parallels riawin & taylip#what comes of that? oh nothing. but as ever these are at least glimpses of a little more liveliness & range for making room for this a sec#anyway imagine getting so niche that your other kinda just as niche thing is like. less niche. but not really. wheee yayyy fr lol My Whimsy
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Ok i think im really sick of this so i'll say it - it is very obvious how much of a higher standard people here hold max up to compared with the rest of the cast and im really sick of people pretending they don't do this.
You are not smart for saying constantly "oh max is an asshole" and not providing any other further explanation for that same statement. You all will ignore the times that other, worse written characters have been rude in the show in favour of reiterating the same point over and over and over and over and im really sick of pretending otherwise. Like no shit max is an asshole id be a dickhead too if my entire worldview was based on the fact that my parents are too busy to give a fuck and i have only myself to rely on in this world.
And if i said this is also heavily because of the fact that max is an indian child and a lot of people have issues with seeing children as people by themselves along with how poc are adultified socially id be the bad guy. I'll likely elaborate on this more in a later post but I simply have so many issues with how this fanbase treats max and im really sick of this
#camp camp#camp camp discourse#camp camp max#max camp camp#its so tiring as an indian poc#like wow people will straight up jusr say shit#even the writers do this and like ok i am not expecting that much from essentially south park reddit humor show writers#but come on#sorry this is more of a rant than a deeper coherent analysis but god isnt it lovely being constantly reminded in a fanbase that#if you act even slightly mean as a person of color you are immediately demonised for it? isnt it great? isnt it gr#i think max has it ten times worse because he's a young child and children are once again- never seen as people. abuse against children#isnt even seen as abuse here by CERTAIN people i will not name#but yeah#please find intelligent discourse outside of 'max is an asshole' and id fw your analysis#because quite frankly im tired
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being attracted to someone is something akin to being subject to an evil warlock's curse
#cant decide if its more awful to think he's cool and interesting and funny and bitchy (affectionate) and magnetic#or whether the actually thinking hes Hot is worse#what can i say.#hes a short king. hes a firefighter. hes broken all of his ribs on one side. he flips me off as a greeting.#he shares his candy with me and gives me sips of his energy drinks when i make grabby hands. he taught me how to Actually draw blood.#hes been a nurse for 7 years and an EMT for 12.#hes full of batshit stories which usually involve him being seriously injured. we have the same taste in alcohol.#he laughs at my jokes and comes to me when he needs help with something even when i dont have his patients#hes a lazy asshole with a heart of gold. he doesnt take anyones shit. hes great with the tox patients nobody else wants to take.#so um.#my brain fluctuates between seeing him as a beloved mentor and uhhh. having unspeakable unsavory thoughts.#oh also hes definitely straight and happily married and has a lil baby who he loves so much.#pray for me fr#whatever the fuck
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i havent been posting about my veilguard gaming here much but heres my crow bestie
#if a game lets me make an oc theres a great chance i will make an asshole warrior who will be my beautiful princess#im predictable but i dont care to change it#i gave him a haircut post act 1 and i think i like it more.. its sweet#he looks like he hasnt slept in days. probably accurate#txt#dav#i love all the >:( rook faces theyre so real#it sure sucks when youre good at your job and its ruining your life#im writing a short rook & emmrich fic bc im mad at how theyre handing the crows maybe one day itll be real
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Sonic and the Black Knight save me. Save me SATBK
#i need to tear something apart with my teeth and bare hands. to shreds#why is satbk so GOOD!!!!#im just a sucker for knights and worldbuilding. and being so utterly devoted to a cause it starts to tear you apart#the contrast of the high tech time period of modern/classic sonic to no technology/medieval time period of SATBK#also Sonic's characterization in that game is so good. he clearly has heart but hes also kind of an asshole and its GREAT.#he does what he feels is right. even if that may make him the villain/bad guy#all of the cast who are knights are characters bound by duty. Blaze as a princess to an empire. Knuckles the guardian of the master emerald#and shadow with his promise to maria (although I do believe he eventually does it for himself rather than obligation)#but how all these characters are knights is ah! so good#im just. thinking about SATBK#also new chapter dropped of What Isn't Yours and I need to walk in circles until I drill a hole im the ground with my feet#clenching my fists. i need to Draw Something SATBK related
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you make really good points, I think I used the term karmic wrong sorry. I think of it more as not how I personally think he deserved all that happened to him (which thinking back os exactly what karma means, I messed up sorry), but as his fate being directly tied/parallel to anyas. I handnt noticed the toxicity of jimmy and curlys relationship, from the first playthrough I watched and the first interactions I had w fandom I saw so many ppl just. dismiss the terror Anya went through and focus too much on him as the "ultimate victim" and that just didn't sit well w me. I really dislike seeing ppl go "oh well nothing could've been done" I think it's much more complex than that. also I forgot to mention in the last ask that I really appreciate you bringing the point that this game isn't just about the harm of patriarchy but also very very critical to capitalism, I haven't seen too many ppl touch on this. I hadn't thought too deeply about how it makes "he deserved to become disabled as punishment" come up and I agree that's really messed up. I'll try watching a playthrough again with all of this in mind. but either way thanks! I really appreciate your answer 🫶🏼
I guess this is just part of being in a fandom like this. I've noticed a lot of people don't actually see posts outside of their curated view. So some people only get like anya posting or jimmy or curly and it can make it seem like that is what is saturating the conversation.
I mainly just follow the general tags and look for anything new because I'm like obsessed but I know some are only looking for what they want or believe to be the case and can get weird about other ideas.
Sorry if I came off mean its just a last few of the asks have been like circular conversations like this and its not draining per say but seeing all the nuance and details get overlooked to fit a straightforward and basic narrative really sucks cause there's a lot to explore character and theme wise.
#its like idk i feel like im yapping about the same stuff over and over and over again cause people confuse simple on paper with simple in#execution or like without the human factor like idk sometimes to humanzie Anya people dehumanize the other characters to an extent#which is also part of the systemic problem because by dehumanizing people you take away from the awareness like idk the statements#that curly was the captain and just a guy like have to exist together hes like an okay find decent even good captain just not great#hes not exceptional and i think a lot of people are acting like the game said he is when thats just jimmy like Swansea and Anya see that he#just a guy under everything else hence why they dont feed into the vitriol jimmy tries to serve about him crashing the ship and how they#talk to him pre crash even with anya i feel like people are so focused on trying to see what jimmy doesnt that they are adding intention w#where there isnt not even on like she cant be this scale more so you are treating this like everyone in this game is doing some secret gran#gambit when they are just trying to surviv in really back circumstances like having anya respond to jimmys behaviro through the#fawn effect isnt making her a weak depiction its a real response that can coexist with purposeful action because she is clearly scared of#Jimmy even if she hates and thinks he's incompentent like shes not gonna roll over for him but shes gonna be docile in his presence so he#doesnt create a reason in his head to lash out at her like people simply cannot combine concepts to create the complex responses we see in#the game and idkn why its so hard because not every statement contridicts like Jimmy is a monsterous asshole can exist with how#systematic oppression and social enabling create/allow people like him to do their worse cause at the end of the day he chose to do#everything he did despite other options vs the others trying to figure out the best option for all whether that was the best or not like#he dug his own grave vs the others sorta being lined up in front of theirs and shot like this is more interesting to me than him just being#like idk cartoonishly evil and gross and why cant concepts stakes like fitting aspects together is fun its like the worlds shitties puzzle#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#anon#ask#ur fine anon im just insane and get frustrated easily when i think im explaining something bad
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