#HELP ITS ONE IN THE MORNING

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GUYS I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE CUZ IM REREADING CHOICES CUZ I HATE MYSELF AND IM AT THE PART WHERE MARLENE CATCHES THEM IN THE ASTRONOMY TOWER DURING THE PARTY AND IM JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW REGULUS LOWERS HIS WAND WHEN JAMES TELLS HIM TO WHICH SEEMS SMALL AT FIRST BUT THEN U THINK ABT HOW HE LITERALLY IS THE MOST UNFORGIVING HOSTILE PERSON WHEN IT COMES TO MOST PEOPLE AND UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES HE WOULD’VE CURSED MARLENE SO FAST BUT JAMES ASKED HIM TO PUT THE WAND DOWN AND HE DOES AND IDK I MIGHT BE CRAZY BUT THEN LATER WE FIND OUT THE EXTENT OF HOW IN LOVE WITH JAMES HE IS AND I CAN IMAGINE HIM THINKING ABT HIM AT NIGHT AND GOING OVER EVERY INTERACTION BETWEEN THEM BEFORE HE KISSED HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HE GENUINELY CARES FOR JAMES AND DOESNT WANT TO FUCK IT UP AND JAMES TELLS HIM TO LOWER THE WAND AND HE DOES AND AUSIHEJQBDIEISNSN GUYS I CANT DO THIS OMFG.

[n4rval]

i lied. here's a bonus.

[sanjifucker42069]

Peaches

Sanji keeps finding you sneaking food. Just what are you hiding?

Note; girl, rats are cute, and Sanji’s association with rats melts my heart 🥺🥺🥺

Word count: 1416

The third time Sanji caught you sneaking food out of the larder is when he grew suspicious.

"Do I not feed you enough love?" He interrogated, You jumped, hands holding onto your small bag. It had to be past midnight. You turned to him looking mildly terrified, eyes scanning for an exit plan. Sanji quirked a perfect brow when you didn't respond. "Well?"

Nothing. You drew close the bag in your hands, peeking in one last time. You seemed so skittish tonight. What were you hiding? Sanji didn't have time to consider what before you shot upright, speaking a mile a minute.

"HAHAHA! I'm sorry Sanji, you got me! I was feeling extra peckish tonight HAHAHA!" You slapped at your leg as if he told you the world's funniest joke, before robotically moving to the door. "Well I've had my fill so I'll just be going back to bed. It won't happen again. Good night Sanji."

"Hold it." He ordered. You froze, a visible sweat on your brow. You let out a little whimper. He softened, and with a sigh, motioned to the table. With palpable dejection, you made your way to the table, ready to be scolded. "Love, you know I keep a thorough inventory of our food. Normally I'd think you were giving it to Luffy, but there's hardly any food going missing. So what's going on?"

You twiddled with your thumbs. "I was just a little hungry." You were still avoiding his gaze. Sanji wasn't convinced.

"Love, I'm not going to be mad."

"Yeah you are..." Your voice was soft, trailing off.  Sanji sighed, pulling out a smoke and hurriedly lighting it. He took a long drag to calm himself. Why would you ever think he'd be mad at you? He honestly felt a little heartbroken that you didn't trust him.

"Love-"

Squeak.

You flustered. Sanji narrowed his eyes, blowing out a plume of smoke.

"What was that?"

"My stomach?" You tried, clearly nervous. 

"Try again."

You sighed, bringing the bag up to rest on the table. He saw you fiddle with the drawstring. Upon hearing you hum, he stared, seeing you looking at him through lidded eyes. "Promise not to be mad?" 

Yeah yeah whatever to get you to stop breaking his heart with those puppy eyes, he thought. Instead he said, "I could never be, love."

You undid the drawstring. Opening the bag another squeak rang out, echoing in the silent kitchen. You cringed. For a few seconds nothing happened, and Sanji could feel himself growing antsy. Then, a small grey head popped up, whiskers twitching.

A rat!!?!?! 

"Her name is Peaches." You muttered. Sanji was shocked, staring at the little creature before him. 'Peaches' seemed to stare back at him, holding her dainty paws in front of her as she rose to two feet. Sanji noted the small yellow ribbon adorning her. And, was that a tiny bandage around her ankle?

"Huh." He mused, taking a drag. As he blew another plume of smoke, the rat squeaked. 

"I'm sorry Sanji. I knew you'd be mad if you found out we had rats, but I swear it's only Peaches, I found her on the ship last week. She had a bad ankle. I saw her crawl onto the ship from the docks. Normally I'd put her back but she was hurting and....I just couldn't leave her there to die."

Peaches moved closer to Sanji, staring at him. If Sanji fed into his delusions he could swear the rat was studying him.

"She's clean I promise!" You cringed at how loud you were. Moving to a quieter tone you looked at Peaches. "She had a bath. She's actually really chill."

"So she's why you're sneaking morsels?" 

You nodded. He sighed. Sanji weirdly felt his heart swell. You'd save a little rat on death's door? You were a pirate. Your gentleness always stood out to him, but the way you pet the little rat, cooing at it had him feel his heart race. You reached out and grabbed his hands. He stared at the gesture, cigarette hanging from his mouth limply. He dragged his eyes up to meet yours, startled at how determined you look. 

"I'm sorry. I'll stop sneaking food. But I won't get rid of Peaches." You shook his hands for emphasis. "I promise she won't come into the kitchen! Just...please don't tell anyone."

"You want her around? Even if I don't?" He asked. You met him with a fiery stare. 

"I'm sorry you feel that way. But yeah... You're dear to me, but this little creature deserves empathy too, and she's not hurting anyone." Peaches squeaked as if to back up your claim. 

Out of all the scenarios, you didn't expect Sanji to give you that soft smile and remove a hand. You watched with bated breath as he instead set his sights on Peaches, holding his hand out. 

Peaches sniffed his hand experimentally. Clearly she judged him to be safe, as she crawled into his hand. Your heart stopped at how soft Sanji looked. He spoke around the cigarette, staring down at the little rat.

"You're too sweet." His eyes flicked up to yours. "It doesn't worry me. So long as she isn't a nuisance in the kitchen, it really doesn't matter to me. It's sweet that you are so dedicated to her." Peaches crawled up Sanji's arm, settling on his shoulder. He gave a lopsided smile. Sanji removed the cigarette from his mouth. "She's cute. Y'know some of the first meals I ever made were for rats." 

You stared at him. "Really?"

He laughed, a faraway look in his eyes. "Yeah, they're cute, and they're not picky eaters...but let's not talk about that" He peeked towards Peaches. "So what's your favourite then, miss?" 

When Sanji looked back at you he was stunned at how wide your smile was, tears in your eyes. "She likes cake, it's not good for her. She does like apples though."

"Apples?" He laughed, disbelief clear in his tone. "Not Peaches?"

You blushed. Sanji felt his heart skip a beat at your blush. "Oh. There was a book I read as a kid, it had a rat named Peaches."

"Hmm, an apple cake then? I'll make you one when you're better Peaches to celebrate, okay?" He reached back over and grabbed your hand. You stared into his eyes, their soft warmth drawing you in. "Love, you're too nice, y'know? I don't know any other pirate who'd cry over a rat." You started to bluster but he shushed you. "It's not a bad thing. You're a good person."

Sanji went to take a drag from his cigarette when he felt tiny hands snatch it from his grasp. He gasped, offended. The two of you watched as the little rat skittered down Sanji's arm, cigarette bitten sideways.

"Peaches!" You scolded. Peaches pointedly avoided you, taking the cigarette back into both hands and stubbing it out. You laughed. "Oh Sanji, I'm so sorry. I guess she doesn't like smoke!"

Sanji joined in, laughing freely. "Guess not. Lucky she's cute. You too." You felt your blush darken. Sanji rose to his feet, giving you a wink. "How 'bout some tea? Maybe something for the little one too, yeah?"

You nodded, heart missing a beat at ‘little one’. Sanji rounded the table, pulling you into a side hug. You felt him place a featherlight kiss on your hair. As quick as it started it stopped, and the man headed to the kitchen. The domesticity was killing you. Peaches gave you a pointed look. You stuck your tongue out at her. 

"Sanji?" You asked quietly. The man hummed in response, placing the kettle on to boil. "Thank you. You're a good man."

Sanji smiled. "You're too kind, love."

You rose to join the man, quickly glueing yourself to his side. Sanji welcomed you in, arm wrapping around your shoulder. You snuggled into his side. The two of you basking in each other. You pulled his tie lightly coaxing him to your level. With a smile, you kissed his cheek gently. Sanii blushed lightly, stunned by your actions. Behind you the kettle whistled. The two of you sharing the same thought:

I could get used to this.

And so the three of you settled in for a late night, an odd storybook tea party: a gentle chef with a hidden past, a sensitive pirate with a heart of gold, and a little rat with a dislike of smoke. 

[dawnthefluffyduck]

Crazy issues that come up when a character is written a little too well

[absoluteinsanity-mdashton]

Ok y'all!! Since ep 7 came out, I had to rewatch the episode a couple times just to get through the itty bitty details of it and I came up with a Crack pot theory on how season 1 will end.

I think Uzi will become God aka become one witn the absolute solver.

Think about it.

There's a sudden hint about it going as far back as episode 2. You know the part where Uzi says, "I'm good. I'm better than good!! I am GOD!!!"

While that might be played off for laughs as first, but after watching all the episodes leading up to ep 7, I suspect that's it a subtle hint of foreshadowing.

Not to mention, the recent merch video glitch just dropped recently has all the murder drone pluhsies bow down to the Solver Uzi glass window acrylic stand as if she's some God/deity.

Again!!! This could just be played off for laughs as the show tends to do shit like that sometimes...

But it makes you wonder??? Why put effort into a joke that's supposed to be a red herring the first time mentioned when it hints of it come back like we're supposed to NOT take it seriously.

Like... I can't be the only one who genuinely believes this right??? RIGHT?!!! RIGHT?!!!!!!!

[m00ngbin]

CHAPTER 17!!!!! HAPPY TFS TUESDAY!!!!!!!!

[obsob]

do you make enough money from selling prints in etsy to sustain your life? how are you able to afford this beautiful house and time to crochet and go on walks and all of that? i’m not asking for nosiness but because i’m trying to figure out what i would need to do in order to make my life financially sustainable… is art an option… etc

short answer i mooch off my bf <333333333333333

[gifti3]

What if Asmo got gum stuck in his hair, like really in there and somewhere he cant see easily

But MC helps him get it out and they manage to without damaging or cutting his hair

[screwzara]

I swear to god I'm in love with The Rehabilitation of Death jfjdkfjfjfj

SO READ IT

Also the person who wrote it is @/bamsara ← not actually tagging cuz I don't wanna bother

The fic's on AO3 :D

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

headcanon: ford is the only one that can hear the rift’s laughter. it stems from when he started hearing screams and whispers from the nightmare realm after bill’s betrayal. he doesn’t hear into the nightmare realm anymore really, but the plate can only prevent future influence and dampen what’s already there. thus he’s already more privy to being able to hear tears and rips and leaks

(the reason the rifts/shifts are proximity based, while the nightmare realm ambience isn’t, is because a rift was essentially torn open in his dreamscape. nothing can enter through it but it’s a permanent connection and he always hears the buzz from it even with the plate quieting it down significantly. at the very least, it’s been muffled enough that he’s able to tune it out a majority of the time)

bonus headcanon: that’s actually how they find a few of the rifts left after weirdmaggedon. once he gets close enough- bam! he can hear it. it’s not the ambient noise from the other dimension that comes first- it’s the sound the tear itself makes. stan can’t hear it, and the niblings can’t either. this never goes away. sometimes the veil shifts and he hears into other dimensions for just a moment, despite there being no rifts

[rogueddie]

is anyone else having issues with that deco my tree thing or am I just cursed like is that 24 hour until they become public set to one specific and unknown timezone or are those messages just fucked

[exquisitelyinsanelady]

crack

Martlet: Awwww, Ceroba's giving Clover a piggyback ride!

Ceroba internally: I love doing crack

[stiffyck]

A lot of English speakers will default to male and female! I myself as an English speaker who is. Also a woman, have used female a couple times when I'm not thinking to hard. It's a word choice, and a very american one it seems. Ultimately, he wasn't meaning it to be dehumanizing, and I feel in the context it was used in, he most likely wasn't thinking about what he was saying and the specifics of it yknow? Not trying to say your feelings are invalid, more so just offering a different perspective

That's fair.

In my mind female and male is like a word you'd use for animals and shit and ofc people in certain situations.

But it just felt so out of left field to me.

I'd say it feels weird because in czech those words are used SPECFICIALLY for animals and never human beings in basically in any context.

And while I know female and male is used for people in English it is still very weird and feels just. I don't know how to say it I'm giving up FJVJKFG

I'm tired and have an interview tomorrow so

[squuote]

man not to be that guy but like. if I gotta see or hear someone say the fandom is bad one more time I might just kill someone. and then kill someone again. just make an analysis post or idk do something fun and fucking shut uuup ohmy god

[marcop0los]

thinking of either making a intro post since I've literally never made one on this account or posting the reasons Gyjo is canon (/hj) or making a fan stand or going to bed because it is 5 in the morning currently

[rainswhenyourehere]

guys do i. keep messaging my friend at midnight BUT have to delete the texts in the morning or stop messaging my friend at midnight