#HEB

[hamletthedane]

extremely niche meme for the five Texans who follow me

[yourfavaschips]

dean winchester from supernatural !

couldn't help it. i had to add the boys™

[bittyfromquotev]

Back in the US!

There’s some random guy at this HEB who looks more like Steve than Jack Black ever will

[mannyblacque]

🏳️‍🌈

[supernaturalkickparty]

Here we go again

At the heb in Sinton.

Unfuckingbelievable

[fireheartedpup]

Haven't been able to get tortillas from HEB for a WHILE, so I asked someone when they sell out.

Apparently they stop at 7, and he said to come Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday because they're usually less busy.

[gravyhoney]

dude ima be real im 16 nd ive never been high but ive lived in tx my whole life and one time when i was like 8 my family took a road trip to ??? somewhere/california adjacent and i walked into some random ass gas station after wed left tx and cried bc they didnt have the HEB brand chips at the gas station. i cried for like 45 minutes after we left im not even joking. i didnt even want them it was like a comfort item thing. just jarring to exist in a world where they didnt exist anymore. anyways ur real for what u said abt heb cola that shits the best ily

I’m laughing my ass off this is the best ask I’ve ever received. I lived in Texas for the first 13 years of my life, my family moved to Iowa back in 2017 and let me tell you, the switch from fresh warm HEB tortillas to. No fresh and warm tortillas for 7 years was actually the worst thing I’d ever experienced. I just moved back (like. Three months ago.) and my god, HEB just does it better and I don’t need to be high to know that. Ily HEB anon, u understand me in a way nobody can.

[carpenoctemnyx]

Love is a beautiful girl named San Antonio Roll from HEB

[yourfavaschips]

Yorick from League of Legends

Yorick from League of Legends would be H‑E‑B Thin Ghost Pepper Ranch Potato Chips!

[stormbreaker-290]

h. .. hhh

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[jadeestebanestrada]

I'm in H-E-B's coffee aisle, and a white woman, late 60s, is in an electric cart in front of the coffee I'm thinking about purchasing. She looks up at me, then sighs.

Me: So many choices.

Lady: No kiddin'! I don't know whether to get small box of these [Hill Country Fare] Dark Roast K-cups or a big box of [Café Bustelo K-cups] these. I mean aside from the quantity, I don't know difference.

Me: Would you like an opinion?

L: Yes, I would!

Me: Well, Café Bustelo is an espresso-style coffee. It's a quick boost. I've seen it in most hostels and economy hotels across Europe. It gets you up and out of the hotel so you can go see the Eiffel Tower or the Leaning Tower of Pisa with lots of energy. Grab a second or third shot throughout the day as needed.

Hill Country Fare's Dark Roast Coffee is a rounder, more continous arc of alertness from like about 9:30 a.m. to about 12:30 p.m. So a quick boost or about three hours worth of heighted alertness. To me, that's the difference.

[She grabs the Bustelo]

L: Well, ya don't have to tell me twice!

Me: They also have the instant packets around here somewhere.

L: Oh, I like the instant! The less work the better.

Me: Same. Here they are. I use these packets when I'm traveling. Again, it's that nice boost.

L: Thank you!

Me: My pleasure.

[A pause]

L: I don't suppose you know where the cream cheese is?

Me: (Laughing) I think it's over here in the next aisle. I'll check and come right back.

[When I return, her cart is facing the opposite direction]

L: I'm coming! I just have to figure out how to turn this thing around!

[Later]

Thank you so much!

Me: No problem!

L: Can I tell you something? Oh, this might be too much information.

Me: Sure.

L: Well, you know how you can have the worst day ever, and then later on, it turns out to be the best day ever?

Me: I know exactly what you mean.

L: Well, earlier today, I was at Sprouts, and I'd gotten all my groceries, and when I got to the cashier, I tried to use my SNAP card, and it wouldn't work. Something about the numbers were off. And I told her, "Nothing has changed on this card! It should work!" Well, they sent me to customer service and they got it figured out.

When I got back in line, there was a woman in front of me with a fair amount of groceries, and she offered to let me go ahead of her. I told her, "No, it's OK. She's got all my items totaled up. I can wait, but thank you very much." Then, the woman turns to the cashier and says, "Put this woman's grocery bill on my bill."

I couldn't believe it! This woman put my $71 grocery bill on her tab! That was the best thing that happened to me today!

Me: That's amazing!

L: Isn't it? And now you're the second best thing to happen to me today. 'Cause now I have a new coffee to try.

[This encounter totally made my day.]

[supernaturalkickparty]

Omg the MJF hates HEB sign 😂

Who could hate heb?

[xompeii]

I’ll let you know if this is good, cause I didn’t expect to find pumpkin spice breakfast sausage in my local grocery store

[casey1618]

for all the trans texans out there

[impulse-regrets]

TBF, You'd look ridiculous no matter where you were shelved.

Alas poor Vermont Curry, Japanese style curry sauce mix.

You came from a strange land, far away, only to end up rejected on the candy shelf. Your flavor profile seemed exciting and exotic when picked up from the international aisle, but up checkout was regarded as the concoction of a madman.

The only favor your would-be buyer did you was placing you in the box labeled "This Saves Lives". Perhaps someone will see you there and decide that yes, you can save their life... from boredom of flavor.

RIP - March 2022