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[hamletthedane]

extremely niche meme for the five Texans who follow me

[acekindaneat]

I don't want this to end.

A cute little date scene that I really liked from the fic The Big Woo by @tinkertoysdamn !!!!!

[princessdimondheart]

Hot Tamales | Ghost x Canis! OC + TF-141 + Los Vaqueros

Pairing: Ghost x f! OC

Warnings: language, the bois simp for food

Edited: No

A/N: A little post for Hispanic Heritage Month, a day after it ‘ended,’ but it’s always Hispanic Heritage Month for me lol. My mom and I made tamales a few weeks back and that kinda inspired this. I know it’s not what you’re expecting that I update but I wanted to get this posted even though it’s late. This could be considered part of the It’s The Dog series but as a separate one shot. Canis is Mexican but it can be read as any Latina Reader.

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For the last day or so, Johnny not Ghost could find Canis and both were beginning to get a bit worried. So, Johnny asked around the base they were on if anyone had seen her. No luck until one of Alejandro’s Corporals said that she had been in the mess’ kitchen. Quickly sending a text to Ghost, Johnny made his way to the mess hall. 

An incredible aroma came from the large room the closer down the hall he went. Ghost was already standing at the doors waiting for him. 

“Ah, that smells so good L.t.” He grinned at the taller man. 

“Very good.” Ghost replied, shockingly in approval. 

Johnny was just about to push the doors open when a loud bang sounded from down the hall. It was Alejandro and Rudy. 

“Te dije, Rudy! The smell is coming from here!” The Colonel shouted. “Mmm… tengo hambre.”

“You were right, Ale. But who’s making them?” The two men jogged to where Soap and Ghost were standing. 

“You know what’s goin’ on, Alejandro?” Johnny questioned. “It smells really good! What is it?”

“No idea, amigo! Those are tamales!” He shook Johnny’s shoulder. “Don’t tell me you’ve never tried tamales before?”

Johnny shook his head and when Alejandro looked at Ghost, he also denied ever having them. Both Mexicans shook their heads. 

“Oh, you’re missing out!” Rudy looked at them with pity. 

“It’s only one of the finest dishes Mexican cuisine has to offer.” Ale added. “You’re in for a treat!”

They finally head in and see that a decent sized crowd had formed around the kitchen doorway. Many of them were practically drooling at the delicious smell. They made their way through the crowd and inside they saw Canis. 

Rudy called out to her first, “Canis! You’re the one making tamales?”

She turned around at his voice. “Rudy, sí. I’ve been prepping since yesterday and now the tamales are steaming. I think they’ll be ready in about ten minutes. Think you boys can wait?”

Canis was wearing an apron that had the Los Vaqueros logo on the front. Earlier that day, she decided she would make one with the 141’s logo on it. It was stained with mole, pork, and masa. There was a very large pot behind her on the stove filled to the brim with tamales. The food station was relatively clean after the mess she had made the previous day and that morning. She’d taken the time to put everything away and clean up. Although, there were still some corn husks left on the table. 

“Of course we can wait, lass!” Johnny called out from behind Ghost. Whose body took up much of the doorway. 

Then the group had the others waiting around go to sit at the tables while they waited for the tamales to finish cooking. When the ten minutes were up, the mess staff helped Canis distribute the tamales to the voraciously hungry soldiers and staff. They thought that the tamales would be gone by then but out came Canis with a large warming platter filled with tamales. 

“I saved a bunch for you guys, and there’s more in the freezer to be steamed later on.” Canis smiled at them, placing the platter of tamales onto the table. She gestured to the food. “Go ahead.”

Alejandro and Rudy were quick to place a hot tamale on their plates. They were not as careful to spread apart the corn husks and dug into the steaming meal. 

“Ah-Ah!” The two sucked in air to their mouths to cool off their burning tongues. 

Canis shook her head at the two traviesos. “Con cuidado! You’ll burn your tongues.”

“It tastes better when they’re hot and fresh.” Alejandro panted, still cooling his mouth. Canis rolled her eyes at him. 

On the other hand, the Brit and the Scot were going at their food at a much slower pace. They seemed to be enjoying themselves. 

“This is good, Canis.” Ghost looked at her. 

“Thank you, Ghost.” She smiled and her cheeks burned. Alejandro cleared his throat. 

“If a woman makes you tamales, she’s probably in love with you.” Alejandro smirked at her. The other men whipped their heads to look at her with wide eyes. Ghost squinted at her, an unfamiliar emotion in his dark eyes. Canis’ brow rose in question. “Who on the team have you fallen for, amiga?” 

“No one, Alejandro. I just wanted to make some tamales for everyone.” She side-eyed him. “It’s my Abuelita’s recipe. I was feeling a bit homesick so I made these to help cheer me up.”

Ghost hummed while Rudy and Johnny nodded their heads. 

“They’re the best thing I’ve ever eaten, and I’ve eaten lots of things, lass.” Johnny complimented. 

Canis chuckled. “I’m glad you guys are enjoying it.” She fiddled with her fingers. “I was worried that I’d mess it up or something. I even messaged my Abuelita about a few things.”

“Nothing to worry about Canis! They’re the most delicious tamales I’ve ever had.” Alejandro went to go back to eating but jolted upright. “Don’t tell my mama I said that!”

Canis and Rudy burst out laughing. Johnny grinned at them and Ghost ignored them. He basically inhaled the whole tamale in three bites, and was glancing at the plate of tamales. 

Canis noticed. 

“Who wants seconds?”

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Bonus:

“They remind me of my grandmother’s tamales.” Rudy teared up. “I miss her.”

“Ayy, don’t cry Rudy.” She pat his back. “Here, have another tamale.” 

Canis placed another wrapped tamale on his plate before turning back to the stove to finish cleaning up. She didn’t see the glint in his eyes nor the smirk on his lips, but Alejandro did. 

“Rudy, you cabrón! That’s your fourth one!”

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[persnickety-doodles]

Happy New Year! 🎉

Thank you, everyone, for the kindness and support you’ve shared with me.

May this next year bring us new hopes, new beginnings, and happiness!!

Thank you for sticking by me through it all! 🥹

[milfglupshitto]

miss my friends on tungle if you posted anything on turtle in the last few weeks know that I saw it and I’m gonna say something at some point when I feel like I can type words without exploding love and light

[ottopilot-sfw]

Get in loser, we're picking up tamales

[transfemmes]

PORK <3

PORK TAMALES >>>

[lowcallyfruity]

SNOOPY IS MEXICAN!?!!?!!!

[comvi]

ɱʏ ķɘŷboaɼd bɾoĸɘ

Am speaking with thi↑↑↑

ɭövɘ ũ‼‼‼ >3

i recognize a few of those letters/symbols i think you might’ve accidentally somehow gotten your keyboard to input greek letters LOL

[slutforfinnickodair]

let me be your 🫔 anon 😼

of course honey! Unexpectedly I’m opening an anon list for those of my readers who would like to stay anonyms! <3

[moomoocowmaid]

Tamale making day 😼 five hours in

[outfoxt]

get up. turn around. tamale 🫔.

[crimsonkenjii-writes]

hey crimson!! can you tell me something sweet that kento has done for you lately 🥹🩷

ps. happy sunday! hope you’re having a good day!

Hi Mimmy!!!! ♡ i answered this late and it’s not Sunday anymore but!! I think I did have a decent sunday lol I hope you’re having a great day too!!!! ♡ ♡

Something sweet I keep fantasizing about Kento doing for me and bringing me some pan dulces as a surprise 🥺 I’ve been craving them for a while lol. Also bringing me some tamales. Maybe some mole too 🤤 Any Mexican food tbh bc I’ve been craving it like crazy lately lmao. He’s bringing me a whole Mexican feast bc he knows I’ve been craving it, and he wants to try it too! Wants to know my culture’s food hehehe ♡ he’s just pampering me with food and cooking it all himself too bc he cooks it with love 🥺 the most important ingredient hehehe 🤭 i may also just be really hungry LMAO!

[dreaming-for-an-escape]

I got so distracted looking at pictures of food because I thinking of which ones to mention in the story. Now I’m hungry 😂

[firstfallofsnow]

Merry Christmas, darlings!! ���🤍

it’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎄

[thottykunikida]

I went to church and reconciliation and got to see some old friends!!! (((o(*°▽°*)o)))