#HE'S SUCH A HATERRRRRRRRRRRRRAJDUIASDHISUADHASYUDGSAHDASDHDHSAHSJADJ

[yeonban]

Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.

@achroanimus asked: ✵ for Kagari :3

Their first impression of your muse:

❛ What impression did you think I'd have when Gino-sensei told me my spot as an enforcer was decided after Sasayama-san was brutally murdered and Ko-chan nearly lost his mind about it, all thanks to this guy? Dunno about you, but I can't stand people who make my friends suffer, even if it's by targeting someone else instead of them. I don't think you could've made me think any worse of Makishima back then if you'd tried. ❜

Current impression:   

❛ I still dislike the guy, but I s'pose that one saying about growing used to anyone you're forced to spend time with is pretty much on the nose. I'd rather not see him every day and I definitely don't want to hear him talk in his nerdy quotes again, but I can't lie and say he hasn't been helpful over the years. Especially against that Togane, way back when. I hate to admit it, but Makishima's also the reason I became an enforcer in the first place and managed to leave that godforsaken facility behind. Feels real' off when I say it, though, so forget it. ❜

Are they attracted to your muse?:  

❛ Hell no. Hell will freeze over and I'll become a proper citizen before anything other than my fist is attracted to that scheming bastard. ❜

Something they find frightening about your muse:

❛ The ease he committed all of his crimes with. Nothing more terrible than a twisted criminal who thinks he's in the right and doing something good while being the reason for so many people's deaths. ❜

Something they find adorable about your muse:  

❛ Adorable? About Makishima? Don't make me laugh. He's only ever close to being "adorable" when I'm forced to compare him with someone even worse than him. Meh, I guess that unnerving smiling face of his is cuter than say, Togane's, so there's that. ❜

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:  

❛ Not if I can help it. That smart brain of his is a good addition to the team, but I'm not gonna sacrifice myself for someone I don't fully trust. Not unless the circumstances are bad enough for him to somehow become our last hope, in which case I'd rather die than have to live in a scenario as grim as that. ❜

Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:  

❛ No. I don't think I can bear a full day with mr. Shakespeare over there. He's pissing me off every time he quotes an author, so you can imagine how that hypothetical date would go when he can barely breathe without doing that. ❜

One word my muse would use to describe yours:  

❛ Headache. You can eventually grow used to it after a while, but it'll always be there to remind you of its presence. Makishima is the same. I don't hate the bastard anymore, but he's still as irritating as ever, even if we're on the same side now. ❜

Would my muse slap yours if they could?: 

❛ Oh, for sure. I suppress that urge until I can ask him to spar with me, though. I can't believe I used to spar with Ko-chan all the time, and now I'm doing it with this guy instead. Funny how life works. ❜

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

❛ No. And I would hope that goes both ways. Makishima doing either one of these things would be the stuff of my nightmares, man. ❜

[soracities]

genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

[batfamfucker]

We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.

[clubtie]

I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about. 

sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment I saw the his manic pixi dream girl hopes draining from his eyes and fill up with confusion and boredom as I explained to him I was thinking about which Rupaul’s Drag Race challenges Frank n Furter would preform best in and locked him into the conversation until it was my stop

[saphizzle]

A break from art to bring you:

unbearably sad beast

[menlove]

honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.

[vonnegutcunt]

I'm al

[theheartneverliez]

B Dylan Hollis greatest one liners warning NFSW

🤣🤣🤣

[ghostsgerard]

cas is gay

[dykerory]

sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.

[kakashitting]

sasuke in the higher up hokage meetings after naruto pardoned him even though everyone in the village hates his ass making eye contact with shikamaru glaring holes in him across the room

[something2believe]

if there's anything tumblr has taught me it's that this guy named franz kafka was in agony 365 days a year

[8512121589]

klavier

[plaguedocboi]

Do ppl realize that Ebinizer Scrooge isn’t bad because he dislikes Christmas, he’s bad because he’s greedy and selfish and pays his employees poverty wages and has no concern whether other people live or die

[lovely-v]

Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

[lazyflan]

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who will refuse to call facebook "meta".

I literally live in fandom spaces, if I search "meta" somewhere and facebook appears first I'm going to personally go kick zuckerberg's ass.