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positivelybeastly · 10 months ago

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X-Force #49 Preview

(W) Ben Percy (A) Robert Gill (CA) Daniel Acuna

WONDER MAN AND BEAST – THE DYNAMIC DUO RETURNS! In a simpler time, the bounding BEAST partnered up with Avenger WONDER MAN! But after Beast’s fall from grace, is there any chance these two can see eye to eye? In a last desperate attempt to take down Beast, witness the return of…Beast?! TARGET: BEAST part 2! Rated T+

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#memories.#hank mccoy #henry mccoy #simon williams #wonder man #wonderbeast #HE WENT TO FIND HIS BOYFRIEND.#HARD FUCKING CONFIRMED.#HE RAN ALL THE WAY FROM THE GODDAMN ARCTIC CIRCLE TO L.A. JUST TO FIND SIMON WILLIAMS' GAY ASS.

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regonold · 4 months ago

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Danny x ra's but their a fresh from a nasty breakup and danny is just going through the breakup motions watch your favourites eat ice cream cry all that jazz but in gotham why?

Because i want the bat's to come across this guy crying on a roof eat ice cream and comforing him trying to get him off the roof and when they ask what his boyfriends name is he juat says ra's fucking al ghul

"It's not fair" he whines "why are tge hot ones always the leaders of some murder cult"

I just want the bat's trying to wrap their head around the fact that this twink was sumhow dating ra's and presumably dumped him because he was the head of a murder cult and HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny has been dating ra's for years thanks to clockwork #he sent him vack in time to do something that took a couple years and during it he met ra's a dated him because well he was lonly #the next time clockwork sent him to a time past that ras should have been old and decrepit but instead he still had his young self #and he was just a bit to hot so danny went duck it o got an imortal boyfriend who's a hippie #but now he finds out hes a murder head guy #come one why's the hot ones always crazy

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aroaceleovaldez · 4 months ago

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i am a firm believer that Nico either got his ears pierced by Thalia with a hot unbent safety pin or at a random mall with a piercing gun when he was 10. there is no way he went about getting his ears pierced in any normal, safe manner. dude went to Claires. these are the only options.

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #the only other one i will accept is like ''Nico got Will to pierce his ears safely'' but that's LAME #let Nico be vaguely irresponsible and have stuff happen not involving his boyfriend #< more cleaning out my drafts #i just find these options funny. particularly the phrase ''nico went to claires''#my other alternative is Nico found a rogue demigod with a piercing gun and that was how he got his piercings done. still at age 10 #no matter which way you swing it he didnt get them done properly and probably narrowly avoided disaster #demigods being irresponsible is very important to me. like yeah no theyre teens let them be a little dumb

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nandermoenthusiast · 1 month ago

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and by the way guillermo offering his hand to his boss to help him down the chair, him calling his boss master, him struggling with the morality of what the company is doing for profit… it doesnt really feel like much has changed in his life and the way he operates

and in the end him hanging out with his coworkers and doing stupid normal shit with them, him feeling validated and valued by his peers for once, or him climbing the corporate ladder, i think its all gonna feel a little bit pointless and a little too easy for him, and humans are ultimately gonna feel a little bit alien, people he cant really be himself with, not all of himself. i am truly hoping he ends up realising living a human life is not what he wants either, that hes not gonna be happy with that in the long run, and he figures out that hes only ever happy when hes around his whacky vampiric found family, and nandor specifically <3

#he either finds another way to live forever with them or he accepts and enjoys being a vampire bc he knows his own motivations this time #around. believe me this is a guy who can justify just about anything #imagine if he and nandor went all in. hed be like THE SUN? i dont know her. killing people?? my favourite hobby actually <3 #i love my eternal boyfriend and my little found family 😃#of course it would be sad about his family but i know my man can figure smth out #guillermo de la cruz #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandermo #*#some messy liveblog tag #comment

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nakunatta-fujihana · 9 months ago

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Movie date and got proposed to today 💕

#we watched one of those historical films #azul chose it this time because i wanted to learn more about what life looks like in his home #so he chose a biopic of the sea witch #i also told azul about these huge candy rings from back home #and he went through all the trouble of actually trying to find one for me #and jokingly proposed??#ugh i love my boyfriend #yuu posts #rp blog #twisted wonderland #yuu fujisaki #twst #twst oc #azul ashengrotto #azul-kun

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frogaroundandfindout · 3 months ago

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Au where no one knows Nightwing’s real identity and he’s dating Wally as dick grayson. But the thing is he’s also Batman at the moment so when a mission goes wrong and the cowl is ripped from dicks face Wally is absolutely floored.

His boyfriend is Batman!?

Fuck he’s dating Batman!

Ew ew ew he’s dating Batman!

Holy fuck how is his boyfriend Batman?!?!????

WHY is his boyfriend Batman!?!?!?

#Wally west #dick grayson #dc #dickwally #“try not to turn something into crack”#i literally can’t #my mind went from Wally finds out his Civ boyfriend is actually Batman #to him immediately dismissing the possibility of the og Batman being replaced at some point #to thinking his very hot and obviously young bf is actually a vampire #cuz how else could he look like that and be a hero since Wally was like 6 #he’s still confused about what he’s supposed to do now but he thinks he should be offended that dick hasn’t offered to make him a vampire #too yet #maybe he doesn’t think they’re that serious????#OR #it was during prodigal and by the time Wally’s ready to talk it’s Bruce in costume again

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inky-evergreen · 6 months ago

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Bro has been struggeling with the concepts of maturity and immaturity since he was a wee lad

#tw body horror #cw body horror #tw blood #cw blood #muse arg #don't feed the muse #happy meat farms #alex bale #spongebob theory arg #dftm #anthony williams #the cynical critic #the cynical critics #cynical critic #muse arg au #dftm au #Dltfu #Don't let them find us #digital art #digital artist #artists on tumblr #Mitski strikes again #live laugh love mitski #bro really went downhill after his boyfriend- erm I mean best friend pushed him off the stairs 💀#Anthony was one of those children who were told that they were so mature for his age but was also told that he was too immature for his age #and it was crazy how both was kinda true #Also there was a stage in his life where he was tired of being called immature so he tried to be “ an adult” just to please his mother #also you know that moment in that one cynical critic video about cartoons were Mark didn't want to say his lines and that made Antonio mad #Yeah headcannon those lines where refrencing Anthony and what people told him as a child thats why Mark didn't want to say those lines #lol sorry for headcannon dumping😅

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faaun · 11 months ago

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Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art.#you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea?#if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

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itsamenickname · 2 years ago

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Luigi: Can you pass me the salt for me, please daddy?

M&L’s Dad and Bowser: *all reaches for the salt*

Dad:........

Bowser:.......

Extended family:.......

Mario: *fainted in Italian*

Dad, look at Luigi, wide eyes: Son......

Luigi, sweating and freaking out: DAD, WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!

Peach, confused af: *look at Bowser* Why did you grab the salt? You’re not his daddy.

This ask is one of those times where I really wish I had the ability/skills to draw out this scene because I can easily imagine Bowser having either of these two reactions:

He's either just as mortified as Luigi is.

OR

While Luigi hides his face in embarrassment (while also turning as red as Mario's hat), Bowser stares at everyone with a dumb smirk on his face like he's proud of the fact that Mario and Luigi's entire family now knows that he and Luigi are banging.

And I honestly do not know which reaction I like better. 😂

Also, Peach, my girl, you are literal BFFs with Daisy (the person who would most likely ask you whether you and Mario did it after every date you two have), how has she not already told you about the other definition of "daddy?"

#ask nickname #anon ask #you gotta love those fun awkward dinners with your family #I can imagine this dinner being the last time Luigi ever takes Bowser out to have dinner with his family #if Luigi thought this was embarrassing just wait until everyone finds out that he has a hidden bite mark on his neck #or if you want to make it really awkward/embarrassing; make Bowser have the bite mark on his neck instead of Luigi #it probably wouldn't be all that noticeable since Bowser has tough skin #but I bet whoever is sitting next to Bowser during dinner would probably see the bite mark and ask Bowser what's on his neck #leading everyone to stare at Bowser as he debates on whether to admit that he and Luigi are banging or come up with a ridiculous lie #poor Luigi just wants to have one normal dinner with his family #although that kind of went out the window when he brought his 10-foot turtle dragon boyfriend to a family dinner #luigi #luigi nintendo #bowser #bowser nintendo #mario #mario nintendo #princess peach #princess peach nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #mario x peach #mareach #mario family #super mario #super mario bros #super mario movie #super mario bros movie #the super mario bros movie

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ki1ldeer · 6 months ago

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My art style is going off the rails recently which is great this is perfect timing for an art style crisis

I stole this format from a post I saw on instagram like 3 weeks ago

#bro went into the woods to find his boyfriend #found out that the world is NOTHING like he thought it was #went insane #then he died #my art #digital art #procreate #my ocs #digital illustration #original art #artists on tumblr #doodle #illustration #original character #art #drawing #oc #digital drawing #artwork

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toodrasticallydumb · 1 year ago

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Oh c’mon you knew I had to.

My version of the Barbie mugshot with stricklake because I just COULD NOT get it out of my head:

This is specifically from my Trollhunter!Strickler au solely because of the white streak in Barbara’s hair lol and now that I’ve drawn it I am oh so tempted to have it be an actual scene that happens somewhere along the story…

Little snippet of the would-be scene (it's so long it got away from me, I'm sorry):

*the two are rummaging around in a very much broken into museum to find what may or not be a message from Nomura*

Barbara: Walt...?

Walter: Hm? Yes, love?

Barbara: What's that outside?

Walter, pausing for a second to listen: Oh. That would be the em...the police, my dear.

Barbara: Oh, okay, okay, excuse me, the WHAT.

Walter: ...Em. That is, I- um I suggest you hide the skathe-hrün somewhere, lest the authorities care to investigate further into what exactly it is when they take it from your person.

Barbara: So we're not even avoiding this? You know, getting arrested by the police?

Walter: Mmmm, no, unfortunately. I don't want you using the skathe-hrün (or more specifically its magic) anymore than absolutely necessary for today. You've expended yourself enough as it is.

Barbara: And getting arrested for breaking and entering is not an 'absolute necessity'???

Walter: Not particularly, it would only be a considered a second-degree burglary since it is a museum and not a residential, habitated building; which that sub-type of burglary is a 'wobbler' charge in the state of California, which equates—if it is persecuted as a misdemanor rather than a felony—to merely (at most) a year in county jail—

Barbara: A year?!

Walter: —and 1,000 dollar fine if, that is, we are found guilty by being proven to have harbored the intent to steal something, of which we did not and do not have evident by the fact neither of us pocess any given tools to break or take any item from its case. I assume this is the first time you have been accused of any given crime aside from speeding or any other driving-related violation? Without evidence of a previous criminal record we should be lined up quite well to be merely fined or, if NotEnrique can manage it (if I can bear to call upon endless embarassment and taunting), nothing at all but a slap on the wrist though I doubt we could not accomplish that on our own given our positions in the community as school teacher and doctor respectively.

Barbara: You have wings, Walt.

Walter: And mothman escaping a building with a strangely human-shaped figure in its arms is not at all a cause for alarm to the police who will no doubt be keeping close watch of all exits and entrances which would also draw unneeded attention before we can reach the proper cover of the clouds.

Barbara: *face-palms* Getting arrested. How wonderful. 'Oh, just breaking and entering, officer, not much.'

Walter: It is hardly as terrible as it sounds, really. We can omit the 'breaking' portion since we snuck in through the window without running into any trouble that would damage it. Frankly, we could go the route of claiming guilty to the crime of trespassing according to the Penal Code 602 (California's trespassing law) being that we entered the exhibit past museum hours. On top of which it is far more accurate to what we're doing in actuality, not proper burglary since we have established neither of us had the intent to run off with anything that was not ours. Doing so we would also fare far better than with a so-called 'breaking and entering' offense (such a named law does not actually exist in California, only burglary and trespassing separately but I will clasify it as the burglary law for sake of consistency) in which we would be recieving just a simple fine rather than possible felony charges that could come with a second-degree burglary we may have committed.

Barbara: Not really helping here, Walt.

Walter: Right, apologies-

Barbara: Which, of course, getting arrested is an experience you obviously know about.

Walter: The (pun intended) offense aimed against me is dully noted. However, my dear, the fact I know how the intricacies of the specific laws of California operate does not entail I have been arrested prior to this. That would be Nomura who holds the experience in that particular department.

*pause*

Barbara: Walt. Don't you dare. You stop it right there. Unless you want--

Walt: The police department. Heh. *guilty snort*

Barbara: *sends him the disappointed death glare*

Police: *break through the door* Hands up! On the ground, now!

Walter: *laying down* I hardly find my pun to have been that egregious.

Barbara, already on the floor: Really, Walt? Good puns involve good TIMING too.

Police: Dispatch, we have the two culprits in question now in our custody. *taking a pair of cuffs out* You're coming with us. You have the right to remain silent.

Walter, being actively handcuffed: Well, I suppose then, now would be the less than appropriate time to say this museum has gained quite the em...standing in the Lake family...?

Barbara, being stood up with her arms behind her back: Officers, I have no idea who this man is.

Walter: I never once said I intended to make good puns.

I made this entirely too long but once it started I couldn't really find myself stopping. Whoops. Hope you enjoyed chaotic Walt not caring about being arrested because jail is honestly the least of his problems rn. It would honestly be a break.