#HE REALLY GOOPED ME
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So. This wasn't me, but ...
I may have taken this personally.
Oops?
Anyway, @intotheelliwoods has been such a huge and amazing part of the Rottmnt fandom experience since I wandered into it, and their 2 Arms Left series is hitting several milestones pretty soon! Holy shit! Congrats!!!
And thus a massive dtiys, with any of their comic panels as free game.
Here's the links to the original panels
for each of these redraws
or at least the panels that inspired them
Since most of mine aren't 1:1 redraws
And this one in particular became a meme
Uh. Oops.
But to be serious for a minute, I really admire @intotheelliwoods ' ability to make such sweet and impactful (and funny) comics, and just their art in general. Seeing their art and presence throughout the Tumblr Rottmnt sphere has always been a bright spot, and it's so amazing that they're almost at a close for the series. Thanks again!
#illustration#art#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#tmnt#long post#2 arms left#i really really promise that i was only gonna do like. 2 panels at most. but then i went through the whole series to find some panels and.#*gestures * that happened. and this is honestly scaled down. i had more.#local artist once again goes completely overboard. cant do moderation. more at 11.#legit tho i love love love elliwoods ability to like. present their story with flats and so little extraneous detail and still make it so#amazing and impactful! i am shit at that artistically and their ability to do so leaves me in awe.#i promise i didnt forget Casey Jr in the first image. he's there#i wasnt sure if goop-demon was reflective or like. absorbed light. i went with reflective in the end so i could play with lighting but both#options are super fun to think about.
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Ink October day 11: Firebreak
A strip of land that has been cleared, plowed, or planted with fire-resistant vegetation to prevent a fire from spreading.
#kh riku#riku kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts riku#riku kh#dream eater riku#kingdom hearts#kh#kingdom hearts dream drop distance#kh ddd#blue boi draws#ink october#ink october 2024#ink October 2024 day 11#I think this one might be my favourite of this years#it’s simple but I really like how it turned out#anyway Riku as a firebreak but instead of fire it’s darkness. guy who is darkness resistant who helps keep back the darkness#Riku using his darkness as a sorta ‘controlled burn’ method of fighting darkness#honestly darkness as a natural force vs darkness as a corrupting force… Riku having natural darkness and using it in a controlled way#to avoid build up that could be used against him by others with ill intentions#honestly Riku and how he deals with his darkness is really interesting. like local 16-17 yo figures out stuff on his own that keyblade#wielders have struggled with for ages. I think his method would be a big help to Terra in particular.#I feel like what Xehanort was teaching him was less controlled burn and more use it with reckless abandon. like he talked a lot of shit#about ‘controlling the darkness’ but we know he was just trying to foster the darknesses control on Terra so he could use it to fuck with#him. Terra would definitely be hesitant to try to learn again after that but hopefully Riku will be able to communicate the base idea of it#inbetween searching for Sora.#honestly Darkness and it’s connection to fire is interesting to me. there’s maleficents green fire. that one move Riku uses a lot.#the appearance of darkness resembling fire is common (it’s either that or goop. shout out to darkness goop) which is odd#because fire is a light bringer. it’s probably meant to pull on the consuming power of fire but still#anyway i love him
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i lied and i messed around on a canvas instead spare me from your wrath......
#it would be soooo awesome if i didnt get stuck trying to start another ask#i really want to draw the next one but sometimes im just sitting there so instead i opted to just mess around with my favorite little brush#if i dont let him put his hair up into a cute little ponytail for whatever reason in ygm i WILL explode and melt away into a drain#bye!!!! goodbye!!!! see you!!! im dead exploded combusted into the goop the schlop the gloop the schlime#pleassse pleaaasssee let me OUTTTTTTTTTT PLEASE lte me do it please im begging#(nobody stopping me)#i love ourple canvas#i want to squeege him into a million bazillion trillion pieces#maybe he does that to paint or smth#waugh
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DAY 4: DRAMA - Put on your prettiest face for the masses!
gonna start adding silly captions actually. [POINTS ACCUSINGLY] MELTY FUCK (AFFECTIONATE)!!
#disco elysium#drama#de drama#disco elysium skills#skilltober#skilltober 2024#de skills#voliart#GUY WHO IS GOOP AND SPOTLIGHTS!! he can form the lights into hands but usually theyre lights!! i think bottom left face is always sad :']#lmao i don't know why i was worried about posting on schedule with everyone. im VERY MUCH BEHIND hgkj but we stay silly!!#also BIG OOF GUY WITH ONE (1) SKILL POINT. NOT FILLED IN. THAT'S GENUINELY JUST ONE.#harry is a BAD LIAR. its really funny to me like all INTs are supposed to have 2 at LEAST??#but the Remote Viewer's Division thought LMAO sorry for nerfing you for fic reasons bud :']#to note: unfilled skill points also count as one! so if you see six skill points and three are filled that means 9 points total! :]#empty skill points are just the skill cap. technically even this is wrong since thoughts just remove from the number and not the diamonds?#but NEVERTHELESS i dont want to work on this anymore so let's carry on shall we?#i love his swept up chapter. empathy (highest level skill! 9 points!) and drama put on a little play together :3#and no one is jealoussss of anyone!!! certainly not!!! :)!!!#the thing about it is that i also have concept completely done too; EXCEPT for her quote caption!! so i'll just have to post xer later :']#alas <33 sleep time for voli!!
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I'm in a terrible dilemma
I run 2 sideblogs
one is essentially a grady fanpage
the other is my alvar rp
and I love gethen as well
help me your eminence
grady is not a sexyman!! leave his ass behind. abandon him.
as for gethen and alvar ❤️ i personally like alvar more but i suggest supporting gethen. he has the best shot at the sexy crown this year.
#before u get on me i can see the reasoning behind sexyman grady but.#he just doesnt feel like a sexyman to me. hes too normal.#he gives a bit too much white suburban dad w crazy lore do u feel me.#hes just beaten brant so many times in the past that im bitter. and i acknowledge that fully.#i will always be a brantie.#gethen and alvar are both sexyman i think#gethen doesnt really fit the 'unconventially attractive' category in my eyes but. he makes up for it in other areas.#this year ive seen a lot of 'x isnt a sexyman' arguements that dont really make sense to me?#like. fintan and alvar and gethen are all definition sexymen i feel like. NAME a character more pathetic than alvar#if i rmbr correctly he won the pathetic meow meow tournament or whatever#so he has the skills! hes evil and the cause of all his own problems and almost died in troll goop.#he betrayed his family TWICE for a organization that doesnt give a shit abt his ass. bc he couldnt come to terms w the fact#that he was wrong and they actually cared abt him and he did all this shit for nothing#HIS BROTHER TRIED TO KILL HIM! HE LEFT THE LOST CITIES TO GO DIE PEACEFULLY SOMEWHERE! AND FAILED!#and now hes like. keefes unqualified therapist.#mr armchair psychology or whatever lmfao#sorry this got off topic 💔 these r just my general thoughts from the past few days#kotlc#keeper sexyman 2025
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if I may ask, how exactly did goopy get masked?
also side note that I feel a little bit weird about sending because I'm nervous about overstepping but future by jack stauber seems very goopycore to me..
rubbing my vile little hands together OKAY!! so I planned on writing literally everything pre-mask down in like one neat little story but I haven't exactly. finished yet. I will try to be brief :3
After many weeks of all the slaving away and group bonding slash therapy slash imminent death scenarios, eventually Goopy and co didn't meet their quota on time. none of them actually know for certain what happens (only rumor that it's bad) so when the sirens start blaring out in space after leaving Gordion, the first thing on the captain's mind is something along the lines of, "they're going to send people out to execute us" or whatever. so, they make a very panic-fueled decision to quickly try and re-route the ship to the most habitable (???) place they can think of, either March or Vow, in an (again, panicked) attempt to evade these "executioners". probably March. anyway, well, the ship does behave as normal, but it doesn't exactly stop the company's disciplinary procedures. mid transit, they all still get that very rude awakening when they're forcefully ejected from the ship, and, at least for Goopy, the shock of it all has him out cold within the first like, ten seconds, only really catching a glimpse of all of his found family quickly turning to specks in the void, and a nearby, quickly-approaching celestial body.. Anyway :] you know how objects in motion in space don't really... slow down? or stop? ever? Goopy's unconscious body is just free floating right towards this thing. it doesnt take long for him to just enter the atmosphere, barreling down into a blistering-cold hell and slamming into a mountain of fresh snow. fucking everything in this boy's body may as well be broken, but he's not dead!! miraculously!!! Eventually he wakes up of course, and holy fuck the pain is almost immediate. he's hurt, scared, confused, and cold as all hell, and unable to move an inch with anything he owns. so he does the last thing he can think of, and that's just to weakly cry out names in hopes that any of his buddies he's come to cherish will hear him and rescue him somehow. but. unfortunately, it only seemed to attract unwanted attention...
EDIT: I FORGOT ABOUT THE SECOND PART OF THIS ASK nonono not at all not overstepping even a little bit I think it's awesome that ppl make connections with my fellas with other stuff!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I did watch it before typing this all out (probably why I forgot) and I definitely see where you're coming from YEEE 🤝🤝 GOOD angst good drama!!!!!!
#annendum: it was not very brief.#asks#to clarify goop used he/him before mask. NOWWWW it's it/its :]#after being converted it took goopy DAYS to be able to even move#the downright-supernatural-level healing properties of the mask work wonders but not.. /instantly/ you get me. it takes some Time#ESPECIALLY with this dude 🙄#the mask that converted it didn't last long btw. afterwards it was so happy to have a new fren it went prancing and got maimed by a dog LOL#and mask goopy is mute (and VERY disabled at this time) so!!#c'est la vie!!#this lore is probably really really silly sounding and i agree.. but im just havin a lil fun :)
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Hello! This is our first time interacting I believe- I hope you don't mind this! But I'm branching out a little and trying to interact with more people! I have hcs!!! So I hope you like them, you're perfectly fine to ignore this ask if you want though, it's not a problem at all <33 I heard that you like Tsukki!!! So I have a few hcs :)
I think he's more romantic than he lets on
Like he'll pretend he's a hater but he's really not lol
think post it notes around the house of things you said you needed to do but forgot about
I think he likes kissing your shoulder blades
I have no reason for why I just think he does
matching figurines on the tv stand like the little lego ones
doesn't like real flowers so he'll get the lego ones or make paper ones
Steals your food
He just feels like a food thief and I don't think he would feel sorry about it
your hands are locked together and in his hoodie pocket at all times
the banter between the two of you!! Calling each other idiots but it being used as a term of endearment is everything to me
okay that's all I've got!! I hope you didn't mind seeing this in your inbox <3 I hope you have a good day or night !!!! take care <3
-lots of love kai <3
#when i first read this i actually had to do laps in my room like a hamster on a wheel bro#THE POST IT NOTES AAAAAA#i love that man bad#hes such an asshole but hes secretly THE man ever#the shoulder BLADES???? GOOPES AND GAGGED#MEOW#hes totally a little dork like he custom ordered the little lego figurines of us and was SOOOO blushy about it but would rather die#than ever admit bro#ughhhh#i think with my tricolored hair he would actually like paint mine (DORK)#i highkey think flowers make him sneeze and also he thinks roses are the lowest effort form of gift#he definitely buys those niche lego flower sets and date night is building them#its so aggravating for him im really bad at legos#THE BANTER youre so right we beef constantly#no one else gets it for real#like no chat we arent fighting thats love#kai i love all of these i am OBSESSED#you and dogder THREW me violently back onto the tsukishima train and im not even mad#real talk time#mutuals 𖤓#self ship on main
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had lab results come in last week and I’ve been waiting since then for my doctor to contact me about them. called a couple times, sent him a direct message. nothing doing. come on, baby boy, help mama out here.
#I like the dude. he’s a cool dude. I specifically stuck with this dude when I was looking for a new Dr.#just gonna keep assuming he’s really busy doin doctor stuff#but like… the results kinda spooked me#I’ve got low testosterone. like… kinda worrisome low. like hmmmm maybe something bad is going down in my body ya know?#im always so tired and feel sick and blah blah blah#just get me the boy juice!#I have a psych appointment in an hour. maybe I can convince him to prescribe me T#it’s gender affirming care right? I’m stuck with this gender so help me affirm it.#please please please just gimme the boy goop. gimme the gel or the pills or whatever. I’ll suck it out of wherever I don’t care#this is such an old man complaint. my testosterone is too low. my back hurts. kids playing outside are too loud. baaaah#I hate getting old#not even sexy old#I need to put a shirt on and skiddadle#I love you!#you can ignore this#text
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comimg back to Grimm Jrwi after finishing ep 67, i conclude that he is like the personification of a cigarette
#rambles#just roll with it#jrwi grimm#grimm jrwi#grizzly playing the nk grimm/troupe master grimm theme during the interaction with Grimm made me smile so wide actually#hes just one big hollow knight reference auughh thats so epic#anyways i loved that arc so much holy moly. also i love grimm hes so good hes so great#one of my favorites ??? maybe????#i cant get over his whole deal in general. he has so many issues. he's papa.#he just wants a good show (he kills and eats people) (well actually idk about the eating part) (but he is like partially undead right)#(he also wants to die but thats another can of worms)#the black goop at the end had really interesting implications oohhh (hi niklaus *tucks hair behind ear*)#but i also likw to point out the detail of it like. coming from his “tear ducts” as if he was crying as he died#i mist reiterate theres somethjng so deeply wrong with him. i love him. whats going on with that grimm guy#i need to roll him intoa joint and smoke him Okay?
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god i just. op what is it like to be so utterly correct?
i really can't tell WHERE all the hate from nico comes from because it can't just be sewis fangirls. i promise y'all he really is just a nerd who likes to talk abt f1 and loves his kids.
actually how you dress and present yourself really does matter because nico rosberg, who dresses like the CFO of goop, is largely thought of as narcissistic and self-obsessed, despite the fact that his primary form of social media is linkedin and his two main activities are environmental finance bro and girl dad. meanwhile sebastian vettel is out here regularly posting about his career highlights, commissioning fan art of him and senna to use as merch, and flying 6000 miles to do an insect hotel photo op, but because he dresses exclusively in flannel and hasn't touched a hairbrush in six years people think of him as a humble cabin dwelling hermit
#cfo of goop had me crying though i must admit#nico rosberg#sebastian vettel#f1#i have so many thoughts about seb and the way he's presented on this site because it really does piss me off
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Anonymous asked- 📺 + Shadow Lambda! Are you … okay with eating your victims? Like, you gotta do what you gotta do but— does it ever bother you? send 📺 + a question, and my muse’s shadow will answer it!
"Hmmm..." The shadow shifts, as if his seat is uncomfortable. Or if there's dozens of tiny needles pricking his skin. An inky black hand, dripping with the same substance that makes up his form comes to rest against his cheek in thought. Not that he needs to think much about it. "Yeah.", he finally responds, lowering his hand. "It does bother me." A pause before he adds "Sometimes."
Piercing yellow eyes drift off to the side, peering into the infinite nothing that makes up his lounge. "I, uh, I don't like thinkin' about it. For obvious reasons, you can imagine."
#//shadow lambda more like goop boy GBHDNJDFBH#//joke aside yeah he's not really cool with it but also he's kind of having to convince himself to be cool with it because well#//what else is he supposed to do? or something like that who knows#he's a killer queen... {ic}#why are you botherin' me? {answered memes}#blank faces {anon}
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made the mistake of accidentally watching the run bts dance practice and am like almost in tears bc i miss the boys!!!!!!!
#also i want to fuck run bts dance practice yoongi so bad it makes me look STUPID!!!!!!!!!#two things can be true!!!!!!!!#really missing hobi in particular lately idk why man i just think it’s unfair he has to be in the military#when he served so fucking hard all day every day prior#like he was slaying gooping gagging cunting it up every fucking day in every fucking way#and they still made him enlist????#fuck off#text
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i started watching a youtube video about cinemasins that just kind of mocks it for yknow being a content machine and whittling media criticism down to incredibly simple superficial observations like "this things has tropes/cliches" (not even mentioning how a lot of times those tropes and cliches are literally just. customs. things people do in real life, cultural details that someone would include in a story because again real people write things and they live in the fucking world. wearing all black to a funeral for example i remember they called that a cliche a lot) or "the director made choices" or "this thing is in a genre and has scene decoration fit to the genre or meant to convey meaning to the viewer!" like those are bad things instead of how you tell stories and by and large depreciating the ability of its viewers to conduct media analysis and watch things genuinely and appreciate art and meaning. okay the youtuber didn't say all of that specifically a lot of that is my opinion based on how in middle school i watched cinemasins a lot and observations i've made about people the same age as me who i can surmise also watched cinemasins based on how they watch movies and nitpick things like "this thing has tropes" and "this thing would never happen in real life/a person would never say or do this in real life" because cinemasins has distilled in them a lack of ability to engage in a story as a story crucially i cannot say it simpler than that as a story as a narrative someone wrote based on an idea they had because it was cool or to do something or mean something or have an effect and everything that happens is written by someone or a choice made by an actor because these aren't real people and the purpose of art is to AUUUGHHH I GOT DISTRACTED AGAIN!!!! THE POINT OF THIS POST IS i was watching the video and being like haha yeah hate those guys and then they played a clip from cinemasins to demonstrate what they meant and hearing the cinemasins guy's voice knocked me flat i had to pause the video and come write this post bc i had to recuperate
#you might think i'm being dramatic or ohh it's not all cinemasins fault and you're right hypothetical person it's not but its indicative of#a wider lack of ability to engage with art and understand that when you read or watch something it's to experience art. and not think about#whether it would happen in real life. or the logistics or chances of a precipitating event happening. when an action hero makes a shot he#shouldn't be able to make it's because it's a story and it was a stroke of luck that propels him through and it's because we all want to see#him make the shot and most importantly it's because someone wrote it to happen that way. when a character survives something you think they#shouldn't be able to it's not because they have 'plot armor' it's not 'unrealistic' it's because it was written that way to tell a story. i#could just keep going on like this foreverrrr sorry i'm just repeating the same stuff it just annoys me to no end and i see and hear so much#of it from people all the time on and offline and there's no use arguing about it bc i'll be like 'it's like that because it's a story and#someone came up with it. it's art meant to convey themes or meaning it's a story' and they'll be like 'well i don't like it so it's bad' and#im like. sometimes i really wish i could reach into someone's skull and squeeze their fucking brain goop#AND (i forgot how i started my series of tags) A LOT OF IT IS STILL CINEMASINS FAULT!#alex talks
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Always with you
Male!Slime x Fem!Reader
Bunni’s Monstertober Event
Oct 4th
Oct 3rd
Oct 5th
warnings: he’s inside you in public, portable and pocket sized bf, trying to hold back moans while he’s wriggling inside
summary: Every day when you go to work, your lover ends up so lonely! So he decides to come with you, even when you say to stay home…
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Your lover was being pretty pouty today. The two of you were different species, him a slime, and you a human, and sometimes that brought along… certain problems.
“Baby, I said you can’t come you work with me…”
He shined at you… a grown man, huffing and pouting. “But you’re gone all day! I barely get to see you…”
The wet, gooey feeling of him burying his face into your neck made you sigh softly. “It’s just one more day… then you’ll have me all weekend.”
He held onto your hips, trying to bite and nip at you so your neck was covered in hickeys… but he was much too soft. It was aggravating, being such a wobbly and gooey thing!
But in remembering the shortcomings of his species, he got an idea…
You left for work early the next morning, your boyfriend curled up next to you with the blanket over his head. Honestly, you did feel bad leaving him alone every day, but you had to make sure the bills were paid and food was in the fridge.
“I’m off, sweetheart… love you…”
It was a little hurtful when he didn’t respond… but you told yourself he was just asleep.
You didn’t see a little ball of goop following after you, giggling quietly and hitching a ride on your pants leg.
As soon as you sat down in an important business meeting, you felt a very familiar slimy sensation move up your leg. You couldn’t really do much about it, this meeting had high stakes!
But you couldn’t help but let out a whimper when you felt the slime sink into your cotton panties, surrounding your pussy.
It wasn’t long until you were being stuffed full of it, your legs held apart by sticky slime on either side of your chair.
To keep yourself quiet, you bit your lip, trying your best not to moan as your lover moved in and out of you, pressing against that special spot that had you coming around him almost instantly.
He absorbed your cum, swelling inside of you and spurting out cum of his own into your womb.
When the wriggling started, you had to hold onto the armrests of your chair to ho back a moan.
This was going to be a long meeting…
A few hours later, you held onto your pocket sized boyfriend, pouting at him. “Was all of that necessary? You could have just ridden along in my purse…”
“B-but I wanted to show everyone you’re mine!” he said, his voice high pitched and squeaky due to being separated from his main body.
And when the next person went to sit in that chair, they were surprised to find a wet, sticky mess there…
He certainly showed them.
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I have yet to make sourdough bread that meets my standards for bread BUT I love my sourdough starter like a son
#he grows and deflates and gets soggy and rises#the way it feels and bounces around and sticks makes me think of like. calcifer#i have a microbial calcifer in my refrigerator and he grows bread for me#he's too young to make GOOD bread but its bread nonetheless ! goddamn it !#someone at work said that id get attached to my starter and i wasn't sure i believed them#but man. i love my sourdough goop so much#i think i might name him calcifer honestly bc microbial calcifer is a perfect way to describe it lmfao#it really does have that sort of dramatic attitude that calcifer has in the movies#i know that sounds insane to say but its true lmfao#tomorrow im going to try making sourdough pita bread AND im making vegan tikka masala. im so fucking excited#i made butter chicken a few months ago and it was delicious but all i could think was ''this is just juice with some chicken in it''#its DELICIOUS juice and chicken but still#and i finally found a recipe that uses tomato SAUCE and not chopped tomatoes (<- texture hater)#it uses tofu which is a problem for me but im going to try using potatoes instead#do potatoes go well with tikka masala? idk. am i going to find out? yeah lmao#with PITA bread. for my DINNER#ugh i love to cook. i wish i didn't live with my mother who makes me feel like im stupid for wanting to try new things#me: i want to try x#my mom with the world's biggest ''im trying to bully you like a high school girl'' side eye to my dad: ohhhhhhhhhhh.....well.......#to clarify bc i didn't explain very well: i wanted my butter chicken to have a bunch of vegetables in it#and my tikka masala recipe has cauliflower broccoli peas and carrots (and potatoes bc im adding those instead of tofu)#ugh. im so excited to eat it with rice and pita bread!!!!!!!#and im going to stuff the other pita breads with turkey to make wraps and maybe some scrambled eggs and minced sausage in another#maybe GRILLED KIMCHI CHEESE PITA SANDWICH ugh YES#IM SO EXCITED#i hope my pita bread is good really badly
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Duke Thomas meeting Ra's Al Ghul for the first time.
Duke: SATAN!
Ra's: What? Ow!
Duke tossed a small rock at Ra's alarming the villainous man. Jason covered his mouth chuckling. Damian turned the other way so his grandfather didn't see him laughing as well.
Duke: Damian, Jason, get behind me!
Duke clasped his fingers together in the shape of a cross.
Duke: Stand back, Satan, prince of darkness!
Ra's: I'm not Satan, and I'm certainly not a mere prince!
Duke: The devil is a master of disguise, taking on many forms. Evil walks among us, hiding in plain sight.
Ra's: Okay, that’s just hurtful.
Duke kicked Ra's in the shin, causing the man to grunt in pain and crumple to the ground.
Duke: Uh huh, that’s what the magic goop does to you when you keep swimming in it! And that’s for Jason, jerk.
Ra's (weakly): Oh, for what? Teaching him how to be an actual protector of Gotham?
Duke: Of course you’d defend it! Look, if you come near me or my little brother again, I’m going to spritz you with my holy water. I've been wanting to do that for a while. Let's go, guys.
Duke stepped over the fallen man, with Jason and Damian following closely behind. Jason struggled to stifle his laughter.
Damian (turning to his grandfather): Sorry, Grandpa, but you had it coming.
Ra's (standing up): This is rare for me, pride in someone else. Sadly, it's being suffocated by my rage at being kicked in the shin!
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Duke: Stay away from him! Don’t come near us, Prince of Darkness. Damian doesn’t want you near him.
Duke sprayed Ra's Al Ghul with a spray bottle filled with water. Ra's wasn’t hurt by the water, but found it irritating to be sprayed in the face like a disobedient cat.
Ra's (eye twitching): I’m not a cat, and he’s my grandson! Damian, get—Stop spraying me!
Duke (continuing to spray): Unfortunately, you’re related, but he doesn’t want you near him if you can’t keep your promise about no ninjas.
Duke lowered the spray bottle as Ra's took a step back.
Damian (keeping a safe distance): Thanks, Duke. He wants me to enter some weird tournament, and I’m really not in the right headspace to almost die.
Duke: No problem. How did you handle beelzebub as a little kid?
Damian (shrugging): He’s not completely evil; sometimes he’d give me hard candies for winning fights.
Duke nodded, quickly spraying Ra's again when the man made a move toward him.
Duke: Back up, dude! I ain't playing. I have powers, I can vanish in this lair of yours and then beat you up!
Ra's (squinting his eyes enraged): I don’t care about you.
Ra's stormed off, grumbling under his breath. Damian picked up the spray bottle, confused.
Duke: It's just regular water, but I pretend it’s holy water.
Damian (impressed): You know, you haven't quite reached our level of strangeness, but I admire how odd you can be.
Duke (chuckling with a smile): I appreciate that, bro.
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