#HE REALLY GOOPED ME

[muutos]

😭my best friend’s gift to me was taking me to system of a down bc they’re playing on my birthday nearby 🥺😩 and I thought I wouldn’t be able to go 😭😩🥺

[blue-eli]

Ink October day 11: Firebreak

A strip of land that has been cleared, plowed, or planted with fire-resistant vegetation to prevent a fire from spreading.

[buwheal]

i lied and i messed around on a canvas instead spare me from your wrath......

[volivolition]

DAY 4: DRAMA - Put on your prettiest face for the masses!

gonna start adding silly captions actually. [POINTS ACCUSINGLY] MELTY FUCK (AFFECTIONATE)!!

[roomba-mangga]

sorry but the speed at which thistle goes from wanting to blast laios to hell dragon-style to granting him the "honor" of joining his perfect fairytale within the span of, what, an hour tops? is convincing me that he absolutely split on this guy sunshine-ways after realizing he was trying to help

don't try to tell me this was a backstabber move because this irradiated piece of clown kibble was being 100% sincere. he was planning to do the same to delgal! also is this the face of a two-timer to you?

look at him. he made a helpful new friend :) he's feeding a stray

[lethalitisms]

[[ i'm updating the canon point of this blog real soon which gets me the chance to talk about how much of a deadbeat dad eddie has been recently. part of my hope with the finale of this weeks comic was that he'd get to go home and raise his family proper ( like i hoped he'd do in 200 instead of ... being a god but whatever ). but also i do so love the narrative of WANTING to break the cycle, and yet in doing so you only perpetuate it. i relate to dylan in the fact that he must understand completely how busy eddie must be with all those responsibilities he held when he became the KIB; away from home so much that his contribution to dylan's most formative years can be pretty much negligible ( even after those years he's spent with carl ) aside from background things. but it will never be a replacement for all the time lost.

sure, eddie does the background stuff. he makes sure the symbiote is with him, wants to protect his son and all. he's there in somewhat of a sense. but he's not "there". dylan could learn so much more about his dad via google search than his experiences with him ( and i know the feeling ! ), and so opportunity for a heartfelt discussion or attempts at eddie being a more prominent member in dylan's life will fall pretty flat; dylan is, what, 14 now? I'm not saying it's all downhill from here, but the window of opportunity for dylan not to resent him for neglecting him is starting to dwindle, and I for one love that dylan still cares about his dad-- while harboring that complicated resentment.

i hope they do something with this in the comics in the future. but knowing how comics work, it'll either happen and i'll cheer or it won't and i'll have to fill in all those gaps in myself like an overworked housewife. ]]

[malzykins]

if I may ask, how exactly did goopy get masked?

also side note that I feel a little bit weird about sending because I'm nervous about overstepping but future by jack stauber seems very goopycore to me..

rubbing my vile little hands together OKAY!! so I planned on writing literally everything pre-mask down in like one neat little story but I haven't exactly. finished yet. I will try to be brief :3

After many weeks of all the slaving away and group bonding slash therapy slash imminent death scenarios, eventually Goopy and co didn't meet their quota on time. none of them actually know for certain what happens (only rumor that it's bad) so when the sirens start blaring out in space after leaving Gordion, the first thing on the captain's mind is something along the lines of, "they're going to send people out to execute us" or whatever. so, they make a very panic-fueled decision to quickly try and re-route the ship to the most habitable (???) place they can think of, either March or Vow, in an (again, panicked) attempt to evade these "executioners". probably March. anyway, well, the ship does behave as normal, but it doesn't exactly stop the company's disciplinary procedures. mid transit, they all still get that very rude awakening when they're forcefully ejected from the ship, and, at least for Goopy, the shock of it all has him out cold within the first like, ten seconds, only really catching a glimpse of all of his found family quickly turning to specks in the void, and a nearby, quickly-approaching celestial body.. Anyway :] you know how objects in motion in space don't really... slow down? or stop? ever? Goopy's unconscious body is just free floating right towards this thing. it doesnt take long for him to just enter the atmosphere, barreling down into a blistering-cold hell and slamming into a mountain of fresh snow. fucking everything in this boy's body may as well be broken, but he's not dead!! miraculously!!! Eventually he wakes up of course, and holy fuck the pain is almost immediate. he's hurt, scared, confused, and cold as all hell, and unable to move an inch with anything he owns. so he does the last thing he can think of, and that's just to weakly cry out names in hopes that any of his buddies he's come to cherish will hear him and rescue him somehow. but. unfortunately, it only seemed to attract unwanted attention...

EDIT: I FORGOT ABOUT THE SECOND PART OF THIS ASK nonono not at all not overstepping even a little bit I think it's awesome that ppl make connections with my fellas with other stuff!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I did watch it before typing this all out (probably why I forgot) and I definitely see where you're coming from YEEE 🤝🤝 GOOD angst good drama!!!!!!

[floral-hex]

had lab results come in last week and I’ve been waiting since then for my doctor to contact me about them. called a couple times, sent him a direct message. nothing doing. come on, baby boy, help mama out here.

[fluxydrawings]

More of these assholes

[potatobugz]

comimg back to Grimm Jrwi after finishing ep 67, i conclude that he is like the personification of a cigarette

[beepmon]

i’m panicking about my health, my car, school, my future, my relationships with ppl, about my entire life rn p much

[orcelito]

ok listen objectively kisara and dohalim would be a "straight" pairing but listen neither of them r cishet like OBJECTIVELY just look at them. they literally call dohalim "flamboyant" in canon just LOOK at him. theyre not straight. and i am cradling them in my hands.

[feddy-34]

god i just. op what is it like to be so utterly correct?

i really can't tell WHERE all the hate from nico comes from because it can't just be sewis fangirls. i promise y'all he really is just a nerd who likes to talk abt f1 and loves his kids.

actually how you dress and present yourself really does matter because nico rosberg, who dresses like the CFO of goop, is largely thought of as narcissistic and self-obsessed, despite the fact that his primary form of social media is linkedin and his two main activities are environmental finance bro and girl dad. meanwhile sebastian vettel is out here regularly posting about his career highlights, commissioning fan art of him and senna to use as merch, and flying 6000 miles to do an insect hotel photo op, but because he dresses exclusively in flannel and hasn't touched a hairbrush in six years people think of him as a humble cabin dwelling hermit

[mechahero]

Anonymous asked- 📺 + Shadow Lambda! Are you … okay with eating your victims? Like, you gotta do what you gotta do but— does it ever bother you? send 📺 + a question, and my muse’s shadow will answer it!

"Hmmm..." The shadow shifts, as if his seat is uncomfortable. Or if there's dozens of tiny needles pricking his skin. An inky black hand, dripping with the same substance that makes up his form comes to rest against his cheek in thought. Not that he needs to think much about it. "Yeah.", he finally responds, lowering his hand. "It does bother me." A pause before he adds "Sometimes."

Piercing yellow eyes drift off to the side, peering into the infinite nothing that makes up his lounge. "I, uh, I don't like thinkin' about it. For obvious reasons, you can imagine."

[sugaggukkie]

made the mistake of accidentally watching the run bts dance practice and am like almost in tears bc i miss the boys!!!!!!!

[vraska-theunseen]

i started watching a youtube video about cinemasins that just kind of mocks it for yknow being a content machine and whittling media criticism down to incredibly simple superficial observations like "this things has tropes/cliches" (not even mentioning how a lot of times those tropes and cliches are literally just. customs. things people do in real life, cultural details that someone would include in a story because again real people write things and they live in the fucking world. wearing all black to a funeral for example i remember they called that a cliche a lot) or "the director made choices" or "this thing is in a genre and has scene decoration fit to the genre or meant to convey meaning to the viewer!" like those are bad things instead of how you tell stories and by and large depreciating the ability of its viewers to conduct media analysis and watch things genuinely and appreciate art and meaning. okay the youtuber didn't say all of that specifically a lot of that is my opinion based on how in middle school i watched cinemasins a lot and observations i've made about people the same age as me who i can surmise also watched cinemasins based on how they watch movies and nitpick things like "this thing has tropes" and "this thing would never happen in real life/a person would never say or do this in real life" because cinemasins has distilled in them a lack of ability to engage in a story as a story crucially i cannot say it simpler than that as a story as a narrative someone wrote based on an idea they had because it was cool or to do something or mean something or have an effect and everything that happens is written by someone or a choice made by an actor because these aren't real people and the purpose of art is to AUUUGHHH I GOT DISTRACTED AGAIN!!!! THE POINT OF THIS POST IS i was watching the video and being like haha yeah hate those guys and then they played a clip from cinemasins to demonstrate what they meant and hearing the cinemasins guy's voice knocked me flat i had to pause the video and come write this post bc i had to recuperate