#HE GOT THE BISCUITS
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dude 2days french class is so funny.
#shut up mars#its our last class for the semester#and we did like a blind auction using fake euros#and one of my classmates got like a box but when she opened it#it was just empty with ONE PLAIN BISCUIT#AND A STICKY NOTE THAT SAID 'I LOVE YOU'#AND NOBODY WAS ADMITTING TO BEING THE ONE WHO GAVE THE GIFT#THEN AT THE VERY END THERE WAS ONE LEFT AND IT WAS WRAPPED USING A4 PAPER REALLY SHITTILY#AND IT WAS LIKE TWO PACKETS OF BISCUITS#THE SAME FUCKING BISCUITS#AND WE ASKED IF IT WAS FROM MY TEACHER AND HE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD HE WAS CRYING#HE GOT THE BISCUITS#THEN AFTER WE ASKED HOW MUCH IT COSTED#AND HE JUST LAUGHED HE DIDNT SAY ANYTING#THEN LATER THE GIRL THAT WON THE PACKETS OF BISCUITS ASKED WHETHER OR NOT HE MADE THEM#AND HE JUST LIED HE SAID HE DID BUT HE CLEARLY DIDN'T BCS THEY WERE WRAPPED IN LIKE PLASTIC PACKAGING#HES SO FUCKING FUNNY IM GONNA CRY
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Day 21: Lanolin
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#he started making biscuits 5 seconds later#another excuse to draw them soft#he got the shearing done eventually#my lamb sure does grow a lot of wool in winter#cotl#my art#cotl fanart#narilamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#drawtober#cotl drawtober#cotltober#cult of the lamb
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Duality of man
Trust me I am super normal about this guy
#IDK I JUST REMEMBER THOSE PATRICK BATEMAN HALF CAT MEMES AND THEY ABSOLUTELY FIT THE CLOSE UPS OF COOPER#which btw are the closest we are ever going to get to a anime character going so crazy they got to use the 0.5 angle <3#Also it matches that fucking video of that particular cat making biscuits with the maddest face possible it’s so funny#Idk if I should f/o him but like…#totally unrelated question but do you guys have some fics w this guy subbing lying around somewhere um if you can find them then lmk 🤭#totally unrelated trust me definitely unrelated#ugh he’s so fine tho#I’m sorry this is so stupid#anyways um#m night shyamalan pls make more movies about men who get too silly pretty pls ilysm <3#mika shitposts#trap 2024#cooper adams
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The Fall of Númenor;
#finally done#i just didnt have the energy or time for it most days and if not that then i got distracted by something else#pharazon is looking away berceuse hes a clueless lil biscuit#yes theres a lot going on but thats the point i want it to show chaos which i think i kinda succeed in#tolkien#silmarillion#jrr tolkien#the fall of numenor#fall of numenor#numenor#second age#mairon#sauron#annatar#tar mairon#tar miriel#ar zimraphel#ar pharazon#tar calion#pharazon#silm art#digital art#my art
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Sigma is getting ready for winter :D
#sigma bsd#sigma#sigma bungou stray dogs#i got lazy#I won't finish this#bsd fanart#winter#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs#help#idk what else to tag#idk#idk how to tag this#aahhhhh#wii#:3#hehe :3#wink#ahhh he’s so cute#idk what im doing#first post#learning how to draw#:(#why#i'm giggling#i love him sm#cookies#biscuits#erm
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*immediately after Lucy joins Lockwood & co*
Lockwood:
#He just saw her eating her biscuit bc she was starved#And immediately got heart eyes#locklyle#lucewood#lucy x lockwood#anthony lockwood#lockwood#lucy carlyle#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#lockwood & co incorrect quotes#incorrect lockwood & co#lockwood & co brainrot#Lockwood & co shitpost#shitpost#incorrect quotes#cameron chapman#ruby stokes
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My cat died over the weekend whilst I was away from home. Before I knew, I had a dream where we were sitting outside in the garden and he was fat again and happy.
#also hi i had a bad mental breakdown and deleted all social media and thinking about being online makes me want to kill myself#anyway my cat died + i miss him already + i cant believe i'll never get yelled at again or get claws stuck in my leg or hold him like a bab#he used to make biscuits constantly even if he was just sitting on the floor like he was so full of love#he used to lay on the path in the hope that strangers would pet him#he got so fucking thin and confused and couldnt meow anymore#anyway i'm off to delete tumblr again
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Everyone please meet my newest fur child, Torbie.
#artiblogging#biscuit wasn't thriving as well and neither was I so he got rehomed to a good family friend who can give him an optimal bunny life#and torbie chose me because she literally stuck her paw through the glass of the adoption cage and latched onto my hand.
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#okay random story time i don't know why im narrating this or how i even stumbled upon this memory rn#but i generally do sad vents in the tags and for a change this is a funny one#so back in highschool (i say highschool but i mean junior college) i used to visit this park near my house a lot#i was an sg kid back then and the thing about parks there is that they're kinda beach-parks and they have the best cycling/running tracks#they're also really massive parks so i used to go often. sometimes bicycling. other times walking. yeah. the park was like my sanctuary#anyway. there are quite a few bike rental areas in the park and there was a cute lil shop next to this one particular rental place#and they sold like biscuits and water and icecreams and stuff and i went there a lot#and on one particular day i went there and there was this guy around my age part timing at that shop#now again this might be culture specific bc i dont see it in india but part timing in uni/pre-uni is pretty common is sg#a lot of shops and restaurants employ teenagers to twenty something ppl for part time jobs... anyway im just adding context#point is that i had walked to the park with my mum that day and she told me to go buy a couple icecreams so i went to the shop#and i saw this guy around my age and like. not to be a simp but this dude was so pretty?#like he saw someone had come to the counter so he looked up and shot a smile and i thought i got slapped by sunlight#i could spend the next several lines going on about his pretty tan skin and his glowing raven eyes but this is pathetic enough so ill stop#anyway he saw me and smiled really wide (customer service smile- i thought to myself) and i smiled back and asked for icecreams or whatever#and then this guy started getting chatty right. so he was all 'you come here (to the park) often right? ive seen you with your bike a lot'#see now. the problem with me is that i always think im bothering people. this poor dude was attempting to make conversation#and i was replying with one word answers#and i wasn't even realizing that he didnt want that. bc he kept asking more questions and i. kept. shutting them down.#then when he gave me the icecream he was all 'are you here alone? icecream alone is no fun... i could keep you company if you want..?'#which. he was being really cute about right. but because im so fucking dense i was all 'oh no i came with my mom actually'#and he went 'aw man' in this really cute but faux sad way which i didnt understand at the time and i left and then#after three full fucking days. i realized this man was tryna hit on me?#and then i went to the park like a week later and he was gone. poof. i even thought of asking the uncle in charge of that place#then i got too embarrassed and chickened out#yeah so turns out my neurodivergence neutralizes any sort of rizz that comes my way#i could've been chilling with a cute boyf rn but no😩 this is my destiny#megumi in the tags
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after this… kiba feels all sorts of horrible.
He didn’t care when he did it to some random tavern girl, but to his wife? the king’s daughter? The joy of the kingdom?
He feels awful, about himself as a man, and for you.
Never in his life, Did he think he’d feel so low.
He realized that precious jewels like you should be treated delicately.. with honor.. reverence..
And worship.
He was away for a few days after your wedding night, mainly to get rid of a few pirates on the western shores, But gods.. He couldn’t stop beating himself up every night.
He wanted your love, That’s why he even requested you from your father in the first place, He remembers the terrified look in your face when your father gave you news, But he also remembers the way you diligently said yes to the proposal.
How could he do this to you? The beloved jewel of the kingdom?
So when he comes home, You’re not even sure if that’s truly him, With the way you lays you down on the fine sheets of your bed, With pillows and blankets stacked behind you, Covered in gold and jewels he gained during his conquests..
He lays you down, And strokes your cheek the same way you stroked his, With begging in his eyes, Not for mercy like yours, but forgiveness..
He doesn’t fuck you, That’s too disgusting a word for his wife, He makes love.
(hehe i will always push the pleasure dom!munch!kiba agenda, especially if reader’s a virgin <3)
this is so sweet ughhhhh, imma melt!!
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you try to reach out to touch him below his waist because it's what you've been taught, but he just takes your hand and places it onto his shoulder before he dips down to kiss you softly this time around. it's still sort of messy and just a tad bit rushed, his tongue is a bit more eager than yours just like the swing of his hips are, but he really is trying to be better and to learn from his past mistakes even if he stumbles along the way.
and he stumbles a lot. he still stretches you out to the brink of pain, makes you endure his entire length until you can feel it in your belly. it's not easy to change an entire demeanor and way of living, but he is willing to initiate it, while most men of his rank wouldn't even do that; much less respect their women.
so he tries to spend the entire night by spoiling you instead of only tending after his own needs, even if he sometimes slips up and gets a little bit greedy again. it's hard to keep the male side of him at bay when you just feel so good; so innocent and pure. you have to forgive him for that, he's still learning.
and in some way, you do. he touches you in ways that make you want to curse and arch your back in treacherous pleasure. you wake up in the morning all kinds of dazed and with the entirety of your body hurting, but in a somewhat pleasant way this time around. and when he tries to show affection right there, in the morning light, it gets awkward between you once more because you don't know each other all that well despite being married and you practically belonging to him, and he's bad at talking about his feelings and his heart, and you don't dare speak openly about yours.
and it's kind of funny how you've been so close with your bodies just the night before; as close as it's physically possible, and yet you feel so far from understanding each other. you've lived completely different lives, exhibit different mannerisms, enjoy different things. he's literally been inside you on multiple occasions now, and you don't even know what his favourite colour is.
but he really is willing to change that. and that's what's important.
#this was so 🥺#i still think it'd take a lot of learning how to be gentle for him but it is possible!!#he's got the spirit#it'd just be a slowburn kind of thing fhdhshshs#biscuit mail#biscuit drabbles#biscuit's royalty au
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I forgot how to make posts, but don’t worry guys, I’m still alive-
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Heyyy! I finally drew Leaf! (Plus a slight Aster redesign-) This took way too long, and I apologize for the delay and the overall messiness. She had been sitting in my drawing program as a sketch for two months 😅 but with the Flashbacks up starting in Missing Numbers, I finally got the will to finish it!
Leaf Aoyama belongs to @creatively-cosmic. They have a blog called @themissingnumbers, which you should check out, like—right now.
[Sketch + Extras below the cut!]
Here’s the cover of the book, if you wanted that- (I know it’s crap but I’m tired)
[And for those who are curious, some notes about the art:
-The book is Aster’s. He’s read the book cover to cover well over 25 times. It’s his favorite book on flowers, but he’s more than happy to lend it to someone who wants to learn about flora.
-The content of the art (because there was intended to be a background that got scrapped-) is that Aster was showing Leaf around his secret garden deep in the woods, guiding her so that she wouldn’t get lost and showing her the different flowers and such. (That’s why she has the book-)
-You know how in some video games, you can press a button and whatever special companion you have will show up to give you a hint? (Ex: Navi, Fi, Rotom, Olivia, etc) That’s what Aster is doing right now. Whenever Leaf had a question—he had the answers.
-And if you’re wondering—Yes. Aster did make her a flower crown afterwards. And Yes, he thinks she looks very beautiful with flowers in her hair.]
#Again not my greatest work but here she is :)#I really didn’t mean for this to take so long but life hit me with a 3-piece chicken combo with a biscuit and no drink#I have been DEAD on my feet 😅#Again please excuse the messiness#It was supposed to have a really nice background but I couldn’t get myself to finish it#I’ve been chipping away at it since early July little by little whenever I had the energy#But with How It Feels To Disappear starting I got the will to finally finish it at 3 in the morning-#Was hoping to post it before everything went bad in the flashbacks but what can ya do?#Leaf was actually really fun to color for some reason :) so that was neat#Anyway- Aster is getting a redesign! (Probably anyway)#It’s not a huge redesign- just adding in some details that fit his character and changing the flowers#Funny detail- Aster’s very first design (in my head mind you) had yellow flowers#but when I drew him for the first time he ended up with purple flowers#(plus the yellow flowers tie into his LORE-)#I’m workshopping him right now so let me know what you think about this Legacy version of Aster#ALSO!: AU NAMEDROP- (it’s on the book)#I have plans to draw the faces of my AU at some point so look out for that I guess-#Anyway! I hope I did the homegirl Leaf justice! (Rare Leaf W for the win!)#Missing Numbers#Leaf Aoyama#My Art
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It was a mini Chrimbus for Lil Levi today
He asked to see every page in the art books that he was featured on
He immediately regretted it
#he promptly fell over in distress but i got him a biscuit and some tea don't worry#tuna talk 🐟#levi ackerman#aot#attack on titan#aot spoilers#just in case anyone doesn't want to see anything from the animation art books until they get theirs
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This is a difficult post for me to make, but to anyone whos commissioned me and is waiting on it, it may take a little longer than I wanted. My cat, Sammy, passed away last night and its really taking a toll on me and my mental health. Its difficult to work through but I'll be doing my best. Thank you for the patience so far with it all, and I'm sorry to ask for more of that patience. Thank you for understanding. Let me know if theres any issues regarding the wait, sorry again.
#cant guarantee ill be on top of my game. yknow#he passed in my arms#he was well loved but he was sick and there wasnt much else we could do#its been weighing heavy on me since he got sick but having him pass in my arms on the way to the vet was horrible. i cant#even begin to express how devastated i am. he was my baby. my youngest cat. but he always had health issues yknow?#i guess it was inevitable but it all feels like a bad dream#idk. sorry guys#im used to death. used to grieving. but it still doesnt feel real. or right#the last time we experienced a pet death was for our realllly old childhood dog. she lived a long time#my sammers was so young.#he deserved so much more time. he was so loving and sweet. and he had little fangs and tufts on his ears.#and hed lay over my boots when i came in the room. hed curl up against my legs and purr like a motor.#hed always be making biscuits when he saw people. with his big paws. they felt so big compared to his long lanky little body.#misha and rin (our other two cats that were around him most) have been laying with me for hours. rin slept on me all night#misha slept in sammys cat bed. like he knew#idk. im sorry#ig ill tag this for any triggers#pet death#animal death#sorry.again thank you all for being patient with me. i have unending guilt. im sorry#seraph.txt#if anyone has questions or comments youre welcome to comment or reach out. ill try and reach out too.sorry
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We interrupt this closeup of Rhett for a...
Mostly out-of-frame sans-specs eye rub. 🤷♀️
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Can We Guess Which Gatorades Were Combined?
#gmm#gmm 2489#gmmore#link neal#rhett mclaughlin#link sans specs#eye rub#anyone else notice the camera angles get a little weird in the more?#i'm sure it had to do with them getting up to swing the baseball bat#but it seemed like things got weirder and weirder as it went#and then the split screen at the end?#such an odd editing choice there#it's like it turned into ear biscuits for the last bit#idk 🤷♀️#anyways#he's pretty#my edit
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the funniest thing about being introduced to punk by your parents is when you go to buy a record and the bartender/vendor is like "are you sure you wanna buy this one" and you think uh oh is this about the mature label but then he follows it up with "i think your dad already bought that one" bc he's been very good friends with your parents for ages. also he knows my parents dgaf if my music is labelled as explicit content ig. just today my dad sang along with great fervour to a song declaring the singer an enemy of the state. idk what anyone expected of me
#a biscuit's rambles#that was SUCH a situation#not today but like. yeah#its funny tho#also i finally got some spoilers abt some of the bands at the festival this year hehehe :)#so far my dad refused to tell me before theyre made public (which im following along obsessively)#i mean he still does but coupled with new years and today i got spoilers FINALLY#gosh i am SO STOKED!!! ITS GONNA BE FREAKING AMAZING
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The only thing I better see next week is Isaac attempting increasingly sillier and more outlandish ways to let Colin know he supports and loves his best friend only for them to fail in the most lighthearted and slapstick of ways
#like trent Crimm and his rainbow mug but turned up to eleven#he does to ted for baking help#and the team eats all the biscuits with the rainbow sprinkles#he asks beard for books#but accidentally orders them in german#he brings balloons#and roy turns them into a training tool#he buys a pride pin#and keeley borrows it for a branding promo#ted lasso spoilers#ted lasso#isaac mcadoo#rodan in cleats#eventually he goves a Shakespearean speech about love#that colin hears none of because he jas headphones on#eventually he thinks hes got through and drops down next to him#we alright bruv?#colin oblivious...yeah?#good.#bring your boyfriend to the next team hang
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