#HE GOT THE BISCUITS

[faggotwalkwithme]

dude 2days french class is so funny.

[lil-vibes]

Day 21: Lanolin

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(prompt list here!)

[mika-you-nerd]

Duality of man

Trust me I am super normal about this guy

[thelien-art]

The Fall of Númenor;

[memiicit]

Sigma is getting ready for winter :D

[talleryn]

*immediately after Lucy joins Lockwood & co*

Lockwood:

[rhodeybugg]

Everyone please meet my newest fur child, Torbie.

[jula483]

<3

[theflirtmeister]

My cat died over the weekend whilst I was away from home. Before I knew, I had a dream where we were sitting outside in the garden and he was fat again and happy.

[megumi-fm]

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[tired-biscuit]

after this… kiba feels all sorts of horrible.

He didn’t care when he did it to some random tavern girl, but to his wife? the king’s daughter? The joy of the kingdom?

He feels awful, about himself as a man, and for you.

Never in his life, Did he think he’d feel so low.

He realized that precious jewels like you should be treated delicately.. with honor.. reverence..

And worship.

He was away for a few days after your wedding night, mainly to get rid of a few pirates on the western shores, But gods.. He couldn’t stop beating himself up every night.

He wanted your love, That’s why he even requested you from your father in the first place, He remembers the terrified look in your face when your father gave you news, But he also remembers the way you diligently said yes to the proposal.

How could he do this to you? The beloved jewel of the kingdom?

So when he comes home, You’re not even sure if that’s truly him, With the way you lays you down on the fine sheets of your bed, With pillows and blankets stacked behind you, Covered in gold and jewels he gained during his conquests..

He lays you down, And strokes your cheek the same way you stroked his, With begging in his eyes, Not for mercy like yours, but forgiveness..

He doesn’t fuck you, That’s too disgusting a word for his wife, He makes love.

(hehe i will always push the pleasure dom!munch!kiba agenda, especially if reader’s a virgin <3)

this is so sweet ughhhhh, imma melt!!

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you try to reach out to touch him below his waist because it's what you've been taught, but he just takes your hand and places it onto his shoulder before he dips down to kiss you softly this time around. it's still sort of messy and just a tad bit rushed, his tongue is a bit more eager than yours just like the swing of his hips are, but he really is trying to be better and to learn from his past mistakes even if he stumbles along the way.

and he stumbles a lot. he still stretches you out to the brink of pain, makes you endure his entire length until you can feel it in your belly. it's not easy to change an entire demeanor and way of living, but he is willing to initiate it, while most men of his rank wouldn't even do that; much less respect their women.

so he tries to spend the entire night by spoiling you instead of only tending after his own needs, even if he sometimes slips up and gets a little bit greedy again. it's hard to keep the male side of him at bay when you just feel so good; so innocent and pure. you have to forgive him for that, he's still learning.

and in some way, you do. he touches you in ways that make you want to curse and arch your back in treacherous pleasure. you wake up in the morning all kinds of dazed and with the entirety of your body hurting, but in a somewhat pleasant way this time around. and when he tries to show affection right there, in the morning light, it gets awkward between you once more because you don't know each other all that well despite being married and you practically belonging to him, and he's bad at talking about his feelings and his heart, and you don't dare speak openly about yours.

and it's kind of funny how you've been so close with your bodies just the night before; as close as it's physically possible, and yet you feel so far from understanding each other. you've lived completely different lives, exhibit different mannerisms, enjoy different things. he's literally been inside you on multiple occasions now, and you don't even know what his favourite colour is.

but he really is willing to change that. and that's what's important.

[possiblyfunny]

I forgot how to make posts, but don’t worry guys, I’m still alive-

Ghostly Assistance

Heyyy! I finally drew Leaf! (Plus a slight Aster redesign-) This took way too long, and I apologize for the delay and the overall messiness. She had been sitting in my drawing program as a sketch for two months 😅 but with the Flashbacks up starting in Missing Numbers, I finally got the will to finish it!

Leaf Aoyama belongs to @creatively-cosmic. They have a blog called @themissingnumbers, which you should check out, like—right now.

[Sketch + Extras below the cut!]

Here’s the cover of the book, if you wanted that- (I know it’s crap but I’m tired)

[And for those who are curious, some notes about the art:

-The book is Aster’s. He’s read the book cover to cover well over 25 times. It’s his favorite book on flowers, but he’s more than happy to lend it to someone who wants to learn about flora.

-The content of the art (because there was intended to be a background that got scrapped-) is that Aster was showing Leaf around his secret garden deep in the woods, guiding her so that she wouldn’t get lost and showing her the different flowers and such. (That’s why she has the book-)

-You know how in some video games, you can press a button and whatever special companion you have will show up to give you a hint? (Ex: Navi, Fi, Rotom, Olivia, etc) That’s what Aster is doing right now. Whenever Leaf had a question—he had the answers.

-And if you’re wondering—Yes. Aster did make her a flower crown afterwards. And Yes, he thinks she looks very beautiful with flowers in her hair.]

[sunflowerseraph]

This is a difficult post for me to make, but to anyone whos commissioned me and is waiting on it, it may take a little longer than I wanted. My cat, Sammy, passed away last night and its really taking a toll on me and my mental health. Its difficult to work through but I'll be doing my best. Thank you for the patience so far with it all, and I'm sorry to ask for more of that patience. Thank you for understanding. Let me know if theres any issues regarding the wait, sorry again.

[link-sans-specs]

We interrupt this closeup of Rhett for a...

Mostly out-of-frame sans-specs eye rub. 🤷‍♀️

GMMore2489

Can We Guess Which Gatorades Were Combined?

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

the funniest thing about being introduced to punk by your parents is when you go to buy a record and the bartender/vendor is like "are you sure you wanna buy this one" and you think uh oh is this about the mature label but then he follows it up with "i think your dad already bought that one" bc he's been very good friends with your parents for ages. also he knows my parents dgaf if my music is labelled as explicit content ig. just today my dad sang along with great fervour to a song declaring the singer an enemy of the state. idk what anyone expected of me

[buginateacup]

The only thing I better see next week is Isaac attempting increasingly sillier and more outlandish ways to let Colin know he supports and loves his best friend only for them to fail in the most lighthearted and slapstick of ways