#HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!111!!!!!!11!

[koilccc]

Happy birthday Rein!!! Hopefully the world starts being nicer to u this year </3

(alternate expression and color scheme under the cut)

[ham1lton]

omg i had a similar idea about how yn’s birthday would be what exposed lewisyn but i didn’t send it bc i didn’t think you’d like it 🫣🫣🫣 i was just thinking that he’d get her something REALLY nice and everyone’s like 🤨🤔 whose boss would get them this….(as a kpop girlie my headcanon was that he flies her to coachella to see blackpink vip LMAO but honestly your choice)

author’s note: LEWISYN LEWISYN *we all chant in unison*. this is a part of the dream girl universe but can be read as a stand alone! also i’m posting the oscaryn fic tomorrow! so keep an eye out for that :D

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yourusername: when your boss pays for an all inclusive holiday for you and your girls for your birthday, but you miss his dog so you force him to send you updates every day 😔

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user1: happy bday girl but this isn’t normal 😭

-> user2: bye she’s so real for this because if i could get exclusive lewis hamilton selfies I WOULD 😭

user3: you posted a darry ring box on your story? who bought it for you?

-> yourusername: lewis! :)

-> user4: hey babe… that’s literally INSANE

-> user5: idgi? what’s a darry ring? why is it insane? it’s just jewellery 🤷🏾‍♀️

-> user4: you can only buy ONE darry ring per LIFETIME. they make you submit your id so you can never buy another. it’s meant to be for your soulmate 😭 and lewis bought one for his ASSISTANT 😭

-> user5: nah, they GOTTA be fucking.

-> user4: worse. they’re in love.

carmenmmundt: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET GIRL ♥️

-> yourusername: i can’t even believe it but thank you babe!!! mwah!! we’ll go out as soon as i come back!!! :D

-> user6: my fav wags :(( gonna miss yn when lewis goes to ferrari :((

bestie1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTIE!!! SEXIEST GIRL EVER!!!!!!11!!!111

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user19: people talking about the darry ring like what about the HOLIDAY TO HER FAVOURITE PLACE??? like that is literally CRAZY???

-> user19: … you hiring? lewishamilton 👀

-> user21: fuck that, do you have an opening in your relationship? lewishamilton yourusername? 👀 bitch scooch over!! i want y’all 🤷🏻‍♀️

user20: what f1 driver wants to have a weird codependent relationship with a romantic subtext with me?

-> user21: i didn’t realise how much of a wattpad ass trope lewisyn is 😭 rich older famous hot boss and younger funny pretty employee who does whatever she wants while the boss is just fondly endeared.

-> user22: THAT SHOULD BE ME!!!!! 😔

-> user20: we can still do it oscarpiastri

-> oscarpiastri: no thank you! 🙂‍↔️

user28: yourusername are you and lewis dating be honest?

-> yourusername: NO 😭 i am definitely still single. lewis and i are just close friends that’s it!

-> user29: he said ‘happy birthday to my favourite girl, i want to spend all the rest of them with you’ in his post to you…. THATS A BOYFRIEND ASS QUOTE DONT LIE 😭

-> yourusername: that’s really normal??? like i’m sorry that you don’t have a decent relationship with your boss? 😭

user10: this whole bday thing is so funny cause why is yn trying to pass this as a normal employee and employer relationship 😭

-> user11: like you don’t see charles taking his assistant on romantic candlelit dinners do you 😭

-> user12: maybe if he does that, he’ll win a wdc. lewis does it, and he won eight, to ME!

user26: her insta stories are packed with all the gifts he bought her omg. someone tallied it all up and why did it amount to 2.7 million?!????

-> user27: IM SO JEALOUS

alexandrasaintmleux: next time brunch is on me ! 🥰 happy birthday honey 💕

-> yourusername: ily alex :(

-> user7: 1644 got the baddest bitches i know that’s right!

user13: lewisyn be normal challenge: FAILED!

-> user14: lewisyn be hopelessly in love with each other and co-parent lewis’ dog together challenge: COMPLETE!

user15: everyone talking about how weird it is that lewis spoils yn for her bday but why can’t we NORMALISE this?????? i want MY lazy ass boss to see shit like this and feel so ashamed that he books me on a cruise or some shit 😭

user17: LEWISYN CONFIRMED !!! WE CHEERED !!

-> user18: did you see his birthday post to her? babe it’s BEEN confirmed 😭

user24: im new to this. is yn lewis’ wag?

-> user25: no! she’s his assistant.

-> user24: don’t believe it. sorry.

user16: to everyone thinking this is weird, lewis’ team are like family to him. yn has been with him for almost a decade. like ofc he’s gonna reward loyalty? especially when she’s gotten offers from other celebs and brands. she could have pivoted to being an influencer but she likes working for lewis and it’s clearly mutual?

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landonorris: did you get my flowers?

-> yourusername: no?? :(

-> lewishamilton: roscoe ate them. my bad.

-> user8: MESSY ASS 😭 that dog did not eat those damn flowers.

-> user9: roscoe at home rn like … what he say fuck me for 🐶

-> yourusername: dw lando!! we’ll still have our weekly movie night when i come back!!

-> landonorris: :D

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[yourpalsalamander]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESTINY!!!11!!!1!!!!!111

@head---ache presents for Destiny from Asha and Rush!!! HAPPYY!!! I wouldn't eat the meh burger though

[astoundinglyhugespaceobject]

atsv anniversary

RAHHHHHH happy birthday to the best movie ever!!1!!111!1!1!!!!11!!!

[patrickbatemansblog]

happy late birthday patrick ^__^

haappyp birthaydady<33

*offers strawberry cake decorated with little sweets on it*

go aehead !!!!!1111 eat up!!!!!111!!!!!!!11!!!

whahhaha happy late birthdayyy patty <333

[japeneselunchtimerush]

Akashi for the ship tier list please, because i'm very predictable

I knew I could count on you to give me want I want(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Ok Im not going to give a long explanation about each ship. But I totally am going to give an explanation about most of them.

Senpai♡♡♡: My top 1(they share a position) ships with Akashi, his first captain(and love) and his shadow. I could go on a rant about why they both make such good pairs but then this post would exceed 100,000 words. Ill just conclude by saying that they are top tier(literally)

SS+: MidoAka & TakaAka(they are a package deal) are absolutely adorable. I live both of them Individually but I prefer TakaAka along witb Mido(because MidoTakaAka is superior)

MibuAka: Ive already explained my thoughts on these two about a 100 times so ill just summarize. Both of them love each other so much it doesnt even matter whether its romantic or platonic. Reo just cares about Akashi so much and Akashi views Reo as someone so special to him its just a very good ship.

NashAka: Nash has a crush on Akashi. Enough said.

AoAka: Also have spoken about them quite a bit. Their friendship is so sweet and they have so much trust and faith in each other. They think so highly of eachother. Plus that dialogue in the kuroko's birthday ova was very cute.

KiAka: Very cute and fluffy pairing. Akashi saw Kise's potential from the beginning and encourage him to grow. Kise would definitely include akashi in a bunch of them and make him happy.

SS: This post is getting very long and I want to talk more about the other tiers so ill just include all of them here. All of these ships are very cute and Akashi would benefit a lot from these relationships. The friendships alone are great and the characters themselves are some of Akashi's greatest friends. Riko and Akashi would be a spectacular duo and im not elaborating any further.

I read one fic about these and I see the vision: I read a HanaAka fic(Beyond the waiting room and its sequel by sweet rosei) and I absolutely adored it. It does not only have the ship but it also talks about akashi's mental health, the selectivism about violence and Hanamiya's violence as well. Overall great fic 10/10 would recommend. Im definitely more open to this ship because of it.

OgiAka is a very special ship. I imagine that after the winter cup the GoM apologise to Ogiwara for the 111-11 match and afterwards Ogiwara asks akashi whether he likes basketball and this time Akashi says yes and I think it would be a very cute moment between the two.

Brothers: I know that AkaAka is a ship(pretty weird if you ask me) but I really cant see them as anything other than brothers. They love and care for each other more than anything. Bokushi was created to protect Oreshi and would do anything for him. One of my favorite things about them is thr character song "Return" when Akashi says " Now along with my other self" or something along those lines and its just so sweet that Oreshi is bringing his little brother with him on his healing journey.

Polyam: NijiHaiAka and MuraHimuAka that is all

Respect it but no thanks: Ive already explained my thoughts on AkaFuri before. All I will say is that I prefer their friendship more than their romantic relationship. Mostly because the fandom ruined it for me.

Soulbonded: Akashi and Kuroko's relationship cannot be justified with a word as simple as romance. Their bond is so deep it goes deeper than the mariana trench.

This still ended up being long as hell. Oh well

[pessimisticbreadslice]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!11!!111!!11

I hope u have the best bday ever >:3

THANK YOU!!

[cookiejamms]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYPERLASER!!11!1!!1!1+111•

[duckduckhjonk]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!111!!,,one!!!11–2

YIPPEEE THANK YOU!!

My Birthday, for many unaware was actually October 20th, I forgor to post about it but yeah! I'm an adult now, awesomesauce

[srbachchan]

DAY 5430

Jalsa, Mumbai                    Dec 27/28,  2022               Tue/Wed 11:08 AM

🪔💖 , December 28 .. birthday of Ef Dinesh Mishra .. Ef Waseem Sayed .. and Ef Niloy .. December 27 .. birthday of Ef Diipesh Arrora from Surat, Gujarat .. Love to all of you and greetings .. 🌿 ✨ On this day - still awaiting confirmation - .. the Indian National Anthem "JANA GANA MANA" was first sung on 27 Dec 1911 .. 111 years ago .. Jai Hind !! 🫡🇮🇳

the year on its end gets a closer look over the horizon .. and one is tempted to look back .. look back in anger .. haha .. ‘Look back in Anger’ .. the play by John Osborne .. famous , enacted often for theatre .. but in the reality of life there is the absence of looking back .. what shall one get .. why anger .. you destroy your own interior in doing so .. let it not prevail upon you .. may it be absent in its destructive spirit and convert itself to the happiness and the joys of the World, in its beauty and existence ..

a resolution ..?

Naaah .. 

why a resolution at the end of the year for the next .. why .. why not a resolve during it at any given time and place .. resolve then and there .. why shift the deed to the 31st of December/1 st January .. are they specially made for the resolve of its manifestation .. ?

So .. the leisure of the furlough obtained for the few days spent in the meets of some extraordinary ideas and technologies existent and coming in the future seen heard assessed and considered .. 

a frightening process of what is going to come in the years ahead .. the AI, the VR, the AR .. and so on , with an explanation that defies my limited brain reserve .. the MetaVerse, the NFT and what ever have you - not a single alphabet of the dictionary left to challenge these fresh new inventions .. 

under consideration .. and WIP or as one often hears POC .. whatever that means .. all a blurr .. the simplicity evaporated .. but for them they maintain that the simplicity is of the invention and the science and technology ..

well .. we await the final presentation of what they mean ..

and prepare for the days ahead .. 

my love 

Amitabh Bachchan    

[kelotalks]

HAPPY (late!) BIRTHDAY KELO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LMFOAOAOAO IT'S NOT LATE FOR ME YET!!!!! TYSMSMSMSM!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY;!!!!!!! 1! 11!!!! 111!!!!

[cunts-4-billofrights]

I'm like multiple days late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWEEK!!!11!!1!111!!1!!!!!!1!#+*%*"[;

[attex]

ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY??W OMG HAPPY BIRTH!!!!!!1!11!!111 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

oh my god brush collector i thought you were gone forever ...

[0nl0n]

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[thenextdawn-temporarilyclosed]

hiiii! for the ask game, if u can, answer everything that has the number one on it :)

Questions here

Okay this was CRAZY but here you go:

1: Name: Aurora

10: How tall I am: I’m 5’ 1 just like Jenna, I’m short I Know

11: What do I miss: being truly happy

12: What time were I born: I was born at 7.41 am

13: Favorite color: green and black

14: Do I have a crush: nope

15: Favorite quote: “I think it is really important that when you’re struggling or having trouble expressing yourself or finding yourself or generally feeling very lost, it’s hard to confront yourself and I think that getting to know yourself is very important and necessary and even if it is scary, I think that in the end it will be very beneficial”

16: favorite place: I’ve been to Norway and I’ve really loved it so I wanna say Norway

17: Favorite food: as an Italian you’re probably expecting me to say pizza but it’s not that and it’s not even pasta. I’m in love with hamburgers

18: Do I use sarcasm: it depends

19: What am I listening to right now:

21: Shoe size: 8

31: How I feel right now: I’m feeling really down if I have to be honest

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: nope

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: almost every day

61: What was the last lie I told?: not wanting to sound boring but it probably was “I’m fine”

71: Do I spend money or save it?: save it

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: not in order but @i984 @eviekensington @wol-fica @toournextadventure and @simp4wom3n

91: Kissed a boy?: no

100: Did drugs?: no

101: Smoked cigarettes?: no

102: Drank alcohol?: yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: no

104: Been overweight?: no

105: Been underweight?: yes

106: Been to a wedding?: yes

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: yes

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: yes

109: Been outside my home country?: yes

110: Gotten my heart broken?: yes

111: Been to a professional sports game?: no

112: Broken a bone?: non

113: Cut myself?: yes

114: Been to prom?: no

115: Been in airplane?: yes

116: Fly by helicopter?: no

117: What concerts have I been to?: none

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: yes, I have a huge crush on Jenna Ortega and Alycia Debnam-Carey

119: Learned another language?: yes

120: Wore make up?: yes

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: no

122: Had oral sex?: no

123: Dyed my hair?: yes, I was a redhead for like two years 💀

124: Voted in a presidential election?: yes

125: Rode in an ambulance?: yes, too many times

126: Had a surgery?: yes

127: Met someone famous?: if by famous you also mean youtubers then yes

128: Stalked someone on a social network?: no

129: Peed outside?: yes

130: Been fishing?: non

131: Helped with charity?: no

132: Been rejected by a crush?: yes

133: Broken a mirror?: yes

134: What do I want for birthday?: to have an opportunity of making my dreams come true

[mermaidteia]

EEEEEE!ITS MY FAV BLEACH CHARACTER'S BDAY <333!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ULQUIORRA!!!!1!!!!111!!!!11!<3