#kelo gets asked shit

[kelotalks]

i saw what you posted on uraniumverse. you. are. so. awesome. I will be after you. /pos

AWHH 😭😭 TYSMM I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE FROM URANIUMVERSE GO OVER HERE-.... Who tapped my window.. 🤨 who- who just tapped my window oi- OH MY GOD DID YOU BREAK IN HERE

[fishylife]

Street Dance of China S4 Ep 3

(I’m having problems with Tumblr not saving my posts...)

- Oh no people are going to start getting eliminated! :o Well, I’m still really glad that we had two whole episodes of people just dancing and having fun and getting the opportunity to showcase who they are and how they dance.

- This question just occurred to me, but where do people look when they watch dance performances? As I watched the Go Go Brothers, I was thinking to myself, “Where do I look? If I look at one of them, I might miss what the other Brother is doing!” Just my musings lol.

- I am super shallow but people tripping makes me laugh, so yes, Nelson accidentally tripping did make me chuckle. (+ Rochka’s reaction)

- Yibo and Yixing discussing the SDOC theme song. It made me laugh because the lyrics are kind of hype but Yibo and Yixing aren’t exactly the most facially expressive people lol.

- After every performance Henry’d be like “let’s collaborate!!!!!!” Han Geng finally stepped in being like aight Henry you gotta take it easy on the recruitment because we’ve literally only seen three performances. I’m still not really sure of the format of the show from now on, so I’m not sure if they form new teams afterwards.

- Yixing was so guilty about not giving Bouboo a vote.

- Rochka’s shock @ Boubou not getting four votes.

- He’s ashamed.

- I think if a dancer gets less than 4 votes, then other dancers are allowed to challenge them for a spot to advance, but whoever loses is eliminated out of the tournament, so you have to be super confident to challenge. And if a dancer only gets 1 or 2 votes, they are eliminated.

- Yibo asked Rochka why he wouldn’t challenge Bouboo and Rochka said he’d never go against his teacher/big brother v.v They exchanged hearts but then Rochka pretended to throw the heart away and crush it lol.

- While I was expecting a bit more from Bouboo, I don’t think his challenger JC Jun was better than him. JC Jun was kind of wobbly, and I think his dance didn’t match the music as well as Bouboo’s did.

- Yixing had his head down when he voted for Ibuki too, so I think he just gets nervous about voting.

- Henry wanted to say that Ibuki was like lightning but he said the word for a flashing light/disco light and Han Geng wanted to give him shit for it.

- Yixing said that he thought AC’s waacking almost felt like krump.Yixing said that if he was to collaborate with AC, AC should do the arm swing, and Yixing would do the waacking lol. I am all for seeing Yixing doing more dance styles! Not gonna lie, I think he’d look cute doing waacking.

- Ye Yin’s performance was really nice! The music was unique and the way he danced, with the tap dance and folk-like elements really suited it.

- Rochka said he wants to know Ye Yin more and said they also have the same smile.

- Xiao Jie said he’d never battle Ye Yin but he got peer pressured by the captains into freestyling to Ye Yin’s self-produced song lol.

- To show face, you know? The entire time he was like “but this doesn’t count, okay?!!!!” since he wasn’t actually challenging Ye Yin, and it was just for funsies.

- The judges were a bit troubled by Xiaoming’s performance because at the end, he was supposed to fall but his fall wasn’t coordinated with the sound effect in the music. Xiaoming was like yeah, it’s pretty difficult but I’m hoping that my challenger wouldn’t be able to get it too and Yixing was laughing his goose laugh. But Xiaoming was eliminated with zero votes in the end.

- Kelo and Uwa had a horror mental hospital-themed dance which was interesting. Kelo said it was based on a nightmare he had as a child.

- Yang Kai wasn’t impressed though. He said he’d performed something similar with Liangliang before. He felt that Kelo and Uwa were performing but not really dancing. I can see where he’s coming from. Kelo and Uwa got three votes.

- Xiaohai ended up challenging them. He used the wheelchair too but like...somehow his expression just makes us unable to not laugh.

- I think he did really well considering he’d only heard the music once. And he returned to the wheelchair at the end of the performance lmfao

- Apparently when Xiaohai was looking up at the beginning, he was asking Li Yulong (who I assume is the person in charge of the music) for music cues but Li Yulong just laughed at him lol.

- Yibo basically said that Kelo and Uwa’s performance felt a bit abrupt in the story telling side, and that there weren’t really highs and lows to their performance.

- Rochka was talking crap about Bouboo behind his back and Yibo tattled which resulted in Rochka getting whacked in the face.

- Zyko taught Yibo and Rochka how to do his fancy leg moves.

- Yixing talking krump with Auju. Auju was like you’re really good for someone who’s only been learning for a year, but then Yixing was like, I practise 6 hours a day and Auju was like ?!?!

- Zyko + Henry (with Henry’s infamous “getting down while playing violin” move)

- Poppin’C introduced himself, saying he was from Italy and Switzerland, and Yibo and Yixing were thinking of all the things from Italy they knew. Yibo was like “...Valentino Rossi...” and Yixing was like “....pizza.....” These two spacey twinks istg.

- Anyway, Poppin’C’s performance was nice. Not only were his moves clean and impressive, but he also expressed the lyrics through his dance.

- Rochka fanboying over Poppin’C’s dance :P At one point, the lyrics were about hearts, and Poppin’C did some moves where he made a heart and Rochka here is saying how cute it was.

- Poppin’C said he missed his daughter and everybody’s like ?? a baby??? :3 :3 :3

- Also, I saw Uwa in the audience, so I think that the eliminated contestants get to continue watching.

- Poppin’C said that before, he was more fierce, but now that he has a daughter, he’s a little smoother and sweeter :3 Also he was describing that the singer’s voice in the song made his skin feel like chicken and everybody was like ??? Luckily Yixing saved the day lol. In Chinese, goose bumps are called “chicken pimples” or something like that.

- Bozi was next. In his introduction, Bozi said he was from Guangzhou, and maybe that’s why it sounded like so many people in the audience were pronouncing 波子 in Cantonese.

- Eleven said something very interesting about B-boys. He said that in their profession of dance, they don’t fear b-boys who can do tricks, but they fear b-boys who can listen to music. I think it’s a reference to the fact that b-boys are often doing their own thing and disregard the music, which makes sense. Sometimes b-boys are closer to gymnasts because they are so focused on the spins and other really athletic moves they do. But because their moves are so difficult, they sometimes don’t move to the music which is supposed to be the point of dancing.

- Bozi passed with 4 votes. And he did a bit of krump at the beginning, which Yixing admitted he fell for haha. Bozi said that Eleven helped him choreograph that part, so it’s Eleven who knows Yixing well >3

- The director asked Bozi who he thought his biggest b-boy rival on the show was. Of course, we all thought he was going to say Lil Kev, but he ended up saying Xiaoji and Xiaoji was like ?? me?? Bozi’s reasoning was that he’s more troubled by dancers with a different style from him because he doesn’t know how to beat them. From the small clips they showed, I think Xiaoji has a more animated style, whereas Bozi is more serious and reserved.

- Acky-san cheering on MT Pop lol. (”Embarrassing dad at baseball game” mode activate)

- MT Pop has really impressed me in the competition so far though. The way he moves is so cool and creative. I think he purposely goes for a kind of...monster vibe? Like he often has this creepy smile on his face lol. He’s not only dancing, but he’s using popping techniques to change how he moves entirely, including simple things like walking or how he turns his head. I think MT Pop is my favourite contestant.

- He said the monster from Pan’s Labrynth inspired this dance. So I guess I was kind of right that he does draw inspiration from monsters and other creatures.

- Low key mad at Han Geng for not giving MT Pop his vote lol. Geng-ge said he wanted to give someone a chance to challenge. Of all people, why MT Pop?? I don’t want him to goooo.

- Henry wanted to try doing the voiceover for the challenger and Han Geng indulged his overdramatic ass.

- Baby Dolphin challenged. He had some cool moves at the beginning, but I think he fell apart a bit towards the end, based on the judges’ reactions (as we didn’t see the full performance). Plus, I think MT Pop’s approach to dancing is just too unique and interesting to eliminate at this point.

- Kabamba had an interesting performance that had African and Latin influences, with big and energetic movements. Tianci challenged but he went with a general hip hop approach which did not suit the music at all. (I looked up Kabamba. Her name is Latrice Kabamba, but she also goes by 林珊娜 on her social media, which is why she’s sometimes called Nana on the show).

- Acky-san was repeating everything that people were saying around him. Stuff like jiayou!! and other words of encouragement. Dianmen who was sitting next to him was just lol’ing.

- Ma Xiaolong was performing to a song called 棋 and this word usually refers to any kind of board game. Ma Xiaolong’s first moves looked like he was putting pieces on a board and you just know that kind of stuff draws Yixing’s attention right away.

- I think Kenken’s style of dance is the kind of dance that the general public would really enjoy. Whereas some kinds of dance don’t really appeal to people who aren’t into dance, I think Kenken’s kind of dance will attract both the dance-conscious people as well as those who aren’t. I definitely got that vibe from him in the dance that he choreographed, and also his individual performance.

- Not even gonna question this. Perfection. Rochka catboy here we go.

- Okay, I agree with Colin’s performance not making the cut. Based on his introduction, he was supposed to be a popping expert, but his dance didn’t showcase that. His dance was more of a contemporary dance piece, but while we’ve had performances similar to that, his choreography didn’t stand out in comparison. After his performance he had a bit of a cry. Yixing mentioned that it was hard to judge because of the emotional aspect. But admittedly, this emotional stuff is usually the reason why I don’t like competition shows. It was revealed that Colin had lost his grandfather. Now, I’m going to sound cold, but I don’t like it when sob stories are brought in, because it makes us feel bad when we don’t like a piece of art that comes from very pure intentions. Yixing’s reasoning for not giving a vote was that he felt that the emotions overshadowed the dance, which is a problem because this is a show about dance. Han Geng’s reasoning was that he felt that the skill level could have been better. Yibo was quite moved by the performance, and I think that’s why he gave his vote to Colin.

- We got a preview for this week’s hotpot show.

- Yixing and his emotional support giant cup

- Lots of laughing (including Yixing laughing) which is good for the soul

[pgeville]

06/29/19 - THE NARN - 8PM - MURPH ALBUM RELEASE

Producer, DJ, film-maker, photographer, (etc) Joshua Murphy Sutton aka MURPHY's HORIZON drops his first album in quite a while, and first ever proper label release, entitled "MURPH." this is the smoothest music available in a dystopian future. This is meditative mood music for those that can never sleep. This is the music you listen  to when it's raining and your on a train to a new life. KELO KADDAFI / WAYSIDE PALMISTRY / L ø WLIFR / and MURPHY'S HORIZON will all play the freaking incredible music that they put together for you which is an honer for anyone present and is 1 trillion times cooler than anything Netflix can do for you. I mean, it's literally just a menu interface. These are real people. Check out the single "Next Tuesday" from the forthcoming album MURPH, at https://pioneargroup.bandcamp.com/album/next-tuesday-single and you  can pick up a DVD copy of Murphy's documentary WE ARE EVERYWHERE NOW with super dope full color artwork at the Narn while you're there ------------------------------------------------------------------ the other crap: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- parking sucks. but the planet is dying so it supports the idea  that you car pool here. There is a donation because artists and musicians spend a lot of time doing this shit, and if they never get money for it then all the music you ever loved will disappear and every genius of an artist/musician will be washing dishes in yuppie restaurants on Franklin St. There will be food and a bon fire, if the gods are on our side. Bring fire wood if you have extra. You can bring whatever the hell you want. Well. don't get one of those 8 foot bongs out. That's obnoxious and hard to hide. If you're under 21 and we see you with alcohol, you'll probably be asked to leave, if you're intoxicated, you'll be asked to stay until you aren't or to call someone to pick you up and we're taking your booze and giving it to homeless people (specifically if they ask for it, we're not just assuming that they're alcoholics because they're homeless, sheesh.).

[kelotalks]

HELLO NEW MOOTIE :3 HOW WAS UR DAY 🤭🫶 (also i never realised that you were the creator of that luke photo as a chihuahua that’s been floating around LMAO, it’s my absolute favourite joke)

AHH HELLO NEW MOOTTT :DDD MY DAYYY WAS GOOOD!!!! :33 also ahhh thank you 😭 u should be thanking solomiracle they were the one that gave the idea anyways lol

[kelotalks]

hey u aren't alone anymore

happy birthday to u

u're one year closer to death. or another year of successfully surviving this planet. or whatever. happy day today, congrats!!!

I popped on here from eviee, my new friend!!!

??!!!??? you made me smile hello???!??? TYSM!! Ur awesome I hope u have a great day or night!! I'm so glad u guys r wishing me happy birthday it really warms my heart <3 u guys r great and ily!!!

[kelotalks]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

hi hello here to be a menace in your ask box (on main !!)

Ahh hello star :DD it's been a long time since I've been on this blog hehe

1. Francis forever - Mitski

2. Talia - Ride the cyclone, Gus halper

3. Read my heart - Obey me, Shinya sumi

4. Line without a hook - Ricky Montgomery

5. Oh Ana - Mother Mother

[kelotalks]

HAPPY (late!) BIRTHDAY KELO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LMFOAOAOAO IT'S NOT LATE FOR ME YET!!!!! TYSMSMSMSM!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY;!!!!!!! 1! 11!!!! 111!!!!

[kelotalks]

A friend told me you’re really cool! (They’re right, lol, you are awesome)

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WGATSUNSJSJS SYSTWHAYSYSYSYYSSHSJDJDKDKDKDKK

THANKS, LIKE ALOT, UR FRIEND IS EPIC, UR EPIC, IM EPIC, WE R ALL EPIC

[kelotalks]

we hardly interact but you like omori and that makes you super dooper cool in my book :D

SHSVCGHASGSHSJX THANKS YOU ‼️‼️‼️ gosh I love it when people know me for other things I like hip hip hooray ‼️‼️ lob u @marithefriendlyghost ‼️‼️

[kelotalks]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last ten people/ however many you want who reblogged something from you!

UHM UHM

-Family

-friends

-miku

-mutuals

-uhm, sakura miku.

Ok thanks bye I will do this to someone I know 😋😋

[kelotalks]

you like omori and rtc?! you r so cool 😋

AHAHHH YEAHSSSSS 😭😭 I love both of them sm

[kelotalks]

...penis wrong gaming...

I love your pfp fjkdndn

LMAODODIAZHI 😭😭😭😭 TYSM 😋😋 I appreciate comments abt my pfp 🤭🤭

[kelotalks]

hi

if u were in an alternate universe, where u are dream self, what would u be?

if u were in another alternate universe, where u are ur worst self, how would u react?

if u were in another au, where, ur counterpart simply doesn't exist but all the people u know do, how do u think u would fit there?

if u were, again, in another au, where ur counterpart exists and the people u know don't, what would u do? come back or stay there?

if u were, again, in another au, where ur and ur loved ones' counterparts exist, but they don't know each other, would you change it?

HUH HUH OKAY

1. Honestly just a cooler version of me (at least in my eyes lol)

2. Shocked, Appalled, Scared, uhhhhhhh.... Cry

3. Depends, if it's similar to my original world then ig I would fit but if it isn't I'd probably try finding a way to get the HELL out of there ‼️‼️

4. I'd probably like have a chat with my counterpart and poke fun at them to swap our places

5. Yea probably, I'd maaaayyybe leave some people out but for the most part yeah

Sorry if any of these answers don't make sense or sounded lazy I wrote this when I literally just woke up so I might've been kinda of sleepy still okay thanks btw ur awesome ‼️‼️‼️

[kelotalks]

Hello :3

?!? 1?! Hi :3