#HAHAHAHA i mean

[ptanalo]

This is for ykno who ;')

[cynicallyneutral]

of course it’s sasuke

[legobiwan]

Apropos of nothing, here's my personal headcanon in regards to Mario and Luigi's surname.

Now, it's been generally announced and accepted that the brothers' last name is "Mario," shackling them with the somewhat awkward full names of "Mario Mario" and "Luigi Mario." My take on this is that the family's original last name was "Marianetti" (likely coming from the more common "Marinetti"). This name was changed to "Marionetti" when the boys' grandmother came over from Italy. (A common occurrence in record keeping at immigration at the time. Someone probably had bad handwriting and smudged a pencil stroke somewhere. It happened in my family for sure).

In Brooklyn, their father went by the last name "Marionetti," which ended up shortened to just "Mario," as oftentimes he would be addressed by his surname only. (Think, "Hey, Mario! Get over here!" as opposed to "Hey, Marionetti! Get over here!")

So, the boys are born and get their names. (Their father's middle name was Mario, and so our Mario, being the oldest, inherits his father's middle name as his first name. Luigi's name maybe comes from the middle name of some uncle who is long out of the picture).

So we have "Mario Marionetti" and "Luigi Marionetti." Which, their surname being a mouthful, gets shortened to "Mario" more often than not, just like their father. And thus we end up with "Mario Mario" and "Luigi Mario," culminating in the "Mario Brothers."

[skitskatdacat63]

[personinthepalace]

the first scene that Emily and Edward ever filmed together was the shower scene omigod haha

from Emily Bader’s interview with Entertainment Weekly

[deducemyheart]

Izzy: If I didn't know better, I'd say he's somehow become seduced by this ... imbecile.

Meanwhile Stede and Ed:

[kashmimo]

grabby...

[meowpupp]

hehehe i luv price and puppygirl!! i wanna ride his boot!

also, in an earlier puppygirl fic, you mention medical stuff for hybrids getting pregnant, i wanna know ur thots :3

tw:// degradation, boot riding, hybrid smut, crying, price is mean

owner!price who lives for your desperation. watches with half lidded, lustful eyes as you grind against his boot. he doesn't care that you've cum twice already, or that your poor little clit is all swollen and sore.

each time you slow, he pinches one of your ears, "did I tell you to stop? cmon, keep goin pretty, show me how much you need my cock."

he's so mean!! each time you bury your face in his leg, he grips your jaw roughly. his steely eyes meet your teary ones, smirking at your desperate pout.

price mocks you, voice low and growly as he taunt you about the way your cunt drools all over his boot and the floor, how your tail is still wagging back and forth as you cry from pleasure.

he makes you talk through it, asking you question after question just to hear the tears in your voice, the desperation and need. "feel good puppy?" "youre such greedy fuckin girl humping my boot like a mutt in heat, aren't you?" "naw, your poor cunts sore, want a break sweetheart?"

and when he finally lets you off, cunt sore and drooling. he pushes your head down, ordering you to lock up the mess you made, apologise for being such a dirty girl.

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pregnancy thing. I was thinking moreso preventative measures. eg, getting fem pets tied so they can't have kids. could also be less extreme in the form of pills/needles. can also lead to other forms of medical operations for hybrids that are more dark, eg, getting plastic surgery to suit owners preferences (tightening a fem hybrids cunt), taking out teeth or claws to stop misbehaviour, making them more/less sensitive. I haven't thought too much about it, so I apologise if it isn't as satisfying as you'd like 😭😭

[foxalotlposts]

A small poem I wrote, with verse corresponding to the different life series, and with drawings!

[intotheelliwoods]

im so sorry (not sorry) for always drawing big adoring eyes filled with joy and whimsey

[what-pony-is-this]

I used to ADORE a blind bag pony I had that had a name like "Banana Fuzz" or something very unappealing and her design was very ugly as well I loved her. Do you know who she is?

There are exactly 2 ponies with "Banana" in their names and funny enough they came from the same wave! (Wave 7, 2013)

I want to assume the pony we're looking for is "Banana Fluff", (yellow transparent coat and a purple/pink mane with pink/red eyes three crystals for a cutie mark rarity mould)

and what a name Banana Fluff is, makes me think of mold. and i love that for her.

our runner up could also be "Banana Bliss", (teal coat with purple/pink hair and purple eyes banana bunch for a cutie mark rainbow dash mould)

a little less immediately "ugly" looking, she gives me 'tropical scene kid' vibes though. and i love that for her as well.

i hoped this helped! if these are not the ponies you are looking for feel free to send another ask or even a DM including any other info you might remember about your pony.

💖

if you, too, are ever looking for a pony/want a pony identified please don't hesitate to send an ask, remember to include as many details as possible such as cutie mark, coat and mane colour if possible!

[infernal-scales]

the beginning of the end to your sanity starter :) || @fellandfeathers

WHEN IN ROME do as the Romans do, and Crowley has discovered Romans do a lot of fucking. End of story.

Nudity and sex weren’t really anything looked down upon yet in most civilizations. Well, if you overlook the instances of Sodom and Gomorrah, or any other time humanity has been far too indulgent in their “sinful ways” that called for their untimely destruction.

There was a carefree attitude for all things pleasurable with the Romans, though, that Crowley quite liked, and with a flourishing nation came a want for indulgence within all its people.

It was A BREEDING GROUND for on-the-job demons, of course.

The knowledge that Aziraphale was stationed in the city alongside him put a damper on his mood. DON’T GET HIM WRONG: seeing that familiar face did wonders for his mood usually. However, this would be the first time Crowley was actively working when the angel was nearby. Most of the time, he stumbled upon or sniffed the other out—keeping his reputation clean of actions that would otherwise have Aziraphale turning his nose up at him.

Not this time, and it made him itchy, irritable, more so than he already was with the whole Emperor gig.

Speaking of the devil, the public bathhouse is filled with nothing but Caligula’s court, all mingling with each other in a manner of… INDECENT WAYS. Crowley’s mainly kept himself separated from the more involved circles—doing his best to enjoy a goblet of the finest wine in the country—but it’s not long before a curly blonde soldier swims in between his legs.

❝ How can one seem SO ALONE in a room full of people? ❞

Was that suppose to be romantic? Rude, but okay.

Crowley smirks instead of letting a biting remark fly, aware of the eyes on him from the powerful parties nearby. A hand cups the man’s jaw, forcing his neck to crane up.

❝ NOT ALONE NOW, am I? ❞

The blonde beams at him, but it lacks the radiance and dimples that never fail to warm him.

[rewritingcanon]

stop making fics where scorpius and al have friends and are popular in school. they’re literally loser boyfriends bro their only friends be each other wdym they have other people they’re chatting to on a consistent basis??? the only other people they talk to thats not each other are the blood relatives and even that pushes it

[i-will-always-love-the-jedi]

I’m like 5 years too late for the starlight beacon dance, so this is them having a dance in Avars office before she leaves to hunt Lourna or something, idk. Wanted to draw them slowdancing lol, I just couldn’t help it 😔

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[teecupangel]

Submitted by @saberamane​

Does anybody else get the strange feeling that Dai Malik is like…unnaturally powerful in a way you can’t comprehend?? I mean…

THIS gives me similar vibes:

As THIS:

Am I the only one?

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Additions by teecup:

That’s because Malik is on a whole ‘nother level than the rest of the Rafiq. I headcanon that the council under Al Mualim (if there was a council, I personally think there is) are the ones that hold the title Dai.

And while I do think that they’re like the oldest in the Brotherhood, Al Mualim was apparently 50+ years old when he died so his council could totally be a council of badasses ala Gotei 13 with Malik being an outlier as he wasn’t part of the council but is, for all intent and purposes, equal to them.

[dannydoteggg]

Emil and my MC Myr from the lovely @fallenlightsif