#blind bag mini figures

[what-pony-is-this]

I used to ADORE a blind bag pony I had that had a name like "Banana Fuzz" or something very unappealing and her design was very ugly as well I loved her. Do you know who she is?

There are exactly 2 ponies with "Banana" in their names and funny enough they came from the same wave! (Wave 7, 2013)

I want to assume the pony we're looking for is "Banana Fluff", (yellow transparent coat and a purple/pink mane with pink/red eyes three crystals for a cutie mark rarity mould)

and what a name Banana Fluff is, makes me think of mold. and i love that for her.

our runner up could also be "Banana Bliss", (teal coat with purple/pink hair and purple eyes banana bunch for a cutie mark rainbow dash mould)

a little less immediately "ugly" looking, she gives me 'tropical scene kid' vibes though. and i love that for her as well.

i hoped this helped! if these are not the ponies you are looking for feel free to send another ask or even a DM including any other info you might remember about your pony.

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if you, too, are ever looking for a pony/want a pony identified please don't hesitate to send an ask, remember to include as many details as possible such as cutie mark, coat and mane colour if possible!

[what-pony-is-this]

Pony: Lily Blossom (transparent/Crystal Empire Pony)

Line: My Little Pony Blind Bag Mini Figures (Wave 7) (2013)

the magic of firendship...

[mattgrayyes]

When I realised I had access to an X-Ray machine, I immediately went to a toy shop!

[teacolouredink]

Double posting because I also finished ✨ her ✨ I thought about drawing a couple more lalaloopsy characters before posting but I'm too impatient haha I love how she turned out so much ;u; 🩷🩷 lil pie cutie!! (a literal cutie pie omg!!) I also took slight creative liberties and added an extra stripe of cream on her dress to tie in the ice cream scoop better! I can't wait to draw more of them aaa ESPECIALLY THE UMBRELLA ONE SHES SO COOL!!

[a-magical-evening]

Dear South Park fans/fandom,

I am here today to talk to you very seriously about the South Park mini figure blind bags and share my scientific findings on what I propose the rarity odds are for the figures, seeing as these are not published anywhere that I could find nor on the packaging.

Should you, reader, also be as interested in these figures as I am, please do interact. I'd love to trade data with you, perhaps even the figures themselves as I have a lot of doubles.

Should you simply wish to know who I believe to be the rarest figure in this selection, the tl;dr is Stan. It's Stan.

I'm starting to believe Stan Marsh does not exist.

Available Figures

There are 24 figures available in the collection, as shown in the image above the cut. Eight are full colour, the rest are chasers with eight silver and eight gold.

I definitely haven't been cutting these character checklists up for silly reasons. Definitely not.

My Current Collection

Base Set

Stan: Zero

Kyle: 1

Kenny: 2

Cartman: 5

Wendy: 4

Butters: 5

Chef: 2

Randy: 2

Silver Chasers

Characters I don't have aren't listed.

Wendy: 2

Cartman: 1

Randy: 1

Gold Chasers

Cartman: 1

Randy: 1

A Brief Interlude

Please kneel before Kyle, the only one I've found so far, when he was still in his original packaging.

🙌

Proposed Odds

Character Odds

From least to most common:

Stan - 2% Kyle - 6% Kenny - 9% Chef - 9% Randy - 14% Butters - 17% Wendy - 20% Cartman - 23%

Please note: Cartman is not special.

So if I were to assign rarity odds on characters in general, I think they'd look something like this: 🔴 Common: Cartman, Wendy, Butters 🔶 Uncommon: Kenny, Randy, Chef ⭐ Rare: Stan, Kyle

(I briefly considered categorising Kyle as rare and Stan as super rare, but I have no wish to separate them.) Based on smoothed probability (as I've yet to find Stan), Stan is likely to appear once in every thirty-five bags. I plan to test this, as I currently have 27 bags. If I don't get Stan by my thirty-fifth, I will stop this madness 😆

I'm aware that with this relatively small sample size, these estimates are uncertain.

Chaser Odds

While my sample size is too small to work out character odds with chasers, I can estimate the odds of getting a chaser in general and whether it will be gold or silver:

🩶 Silver Chaser: Roughly 1 in 7 blind bags 💛 Gold Chaser: Roughly 1 in 14 blind bags

It's 22% likely you'll get a chaser in general, so roughly one in five bags.

Other Interesting(?) Findings

The gold finish on the two gold chasers I have so far is very different. As you can see, gold Cartman is very glossy and reflective while Randy is dull. I'd love to know if anyone else has a shiny Randy or if he's doomed to be dull. If there's variation between the finishes, that could make for a more interesting collection. Imagine having all the dull gold chasers AND all the shiny ones. Imagine.

These figures are janky. Check out Cartman's hole and the mess that is Wendy's jacket collar.

🙇‍♀️ Thank you for reading this - I hope it's useful or at the very least, entertaining 🙇‍♀️ Wish me luck in my search for Stan!

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

I think I am now getting the wondrous experience of having a media that I enjoy that is from a different region.

[wishlisted]

Gudetama The Lazy Egg mini figure blind bag (series 1) from Five Below

[mysterycfoampudding]

P3 of birthday bean bonanza!

[shotanar0atmars]

I made myself a red hood 😁

[rafesangelita]

♡ first encounter with sheriff!rafe

warnings: implied age gap (a pretty big one pls scroll if it’s not your thing), arguing, slut shaming, descriptions of mild injuries, excessive use of force, tending to wounds, flirty banter, rafe defends you, very slight fluff, mild humor, kissing

a/n: read more fics with sheriff!rafe here <3

wc: 2.1k

rafe couldn’t wait to get home already. after a long day of bullshit patrolling and knocking out a stack of paperwork as high as his waist, all he could think about was cracking open a cold beer and searing a steak for dinner while he watched football highlights on his poor excuse of a tv. he lived a relatively quiet life. having been the head deputy of his department for the last decade, everyone in town knew who he was and vice versa.

the town was so small, there really wasn’t any room for crime to actually take place. the line never rang for anything else except a few noise complaints, petty theft, and drunken fights breaking out at the local bar. there was nothing profoundly exciting about his job, or life for that matter; until one fated night sheriff thornton was dragging you into the station. you were cussing at topper, calling him every name in the book as he basically threw you into a holding cell.

you yelped, glaring at topper from under your lashes. “fuck you! you have the dumbest haircut i’ve ever seen, asshole!” rafe lifted his head once he heard the commotion, his eyes finding you in an instant. topper snorted, leaning down so he was in your face. “yeah? well you’re the one in high heels and knee high socks with your tits hanging out, you’re the sluttiest thing i’ve seen since i first got my hands on a playboy magazine.” he scoffed, walking off before you could rebuttal.

rafe heard every single word that topper told you, his chest growing hot as he shook his head. although he didn’t know what you were arrested for, he didn’t think anyone, let alone topper, had the right to tell you any of those things. as soon as topper was out of sight, rafe watched the way you looked down at your lap, a small pout forming on your lips as you felt exposed. you wore a mini skirt and tube top thinking you’d be spending your night at a party, not in a fucking sheriff station.

your arms were scratched up from when topper had you pinned down in the rubble just outside of the abandoned house where jj maybank’s kegger took place. he had a knee pressing down into your back and you still manged to slip out from under him, his grip on your shirt finally giving him the opportunity to cuff your wrists. you scanned the room, everyone’s eyes practically glued to your nearly naked form. rafe included.

he watched you shudder, cursing under his breath once he realized he couldn’t stand to look at you for another second without doing something. “thornton.” rafe got up from his seat, motioning towards his office. “what is she in here for?” topper glanced over at you, a laugh falling from his lips. “resisting arrest, and assault to a police officer.” rafe’s eyebrows knitted in confusion as he gave topper a once over. “assault on an officer? you look fine to me.”

“oh, not me, ‘kelce is the one with the icepack on his cheek.” rafe looked past the sheriff in front of him, an amused smile gracing his lips once he saw kelce walk out of the back with a bag full of ice. “send her in here.” was all he said before taking a seat behind his desk. rafe gritted his teeth when he saw the way topper yanked you up like rag doll, the force making you trip over your feet. you pulled away from topper the second you got into rafe’s office, the man in front of you clenching his fists at his sides. “shut the door.”

you stood there until you heard the click of the lock, your cheeks heating once you saw rafe’s eyes raking down your figure. “what happened to your arms?” he walked over and closed the blinds before taking the master key from his belt loop. “ask sheriff thornton.” you scoffed. rafe grumbled something under his breath before he moved the chair out in the corner of the room for you to sit. “if i uncuff you are you going to slug me like poor kelce out there?”

the corner of rafe’s lips twitched when he heard your laugh, the sound making something stir in his chest. “if you don’t give me shit about my outfit, no.” rafe nodded, deciding you were pretty much harmless against him if you decided to act out again. “speaking of that..” rafe unlocked the cuffs, stepping away from you so he could grab the large leather jacket that hung on the back of his chair. “i’m gonna turn around so you could fix yourself up a little bit.”

you blinked, looking around even though you two were concealed from everyone’s view. pulling up the neck line of your top, you quickly fixed your skirt so the soft curves of your ass weren’t peeking out from under the hem anymore. “you done?” you hummed, accepting the comically large jacket he draped over your shoulders. “i’m gonna ask you a few questions, you alright with that?” you stayed silent, only nodding as he took out a notepad and pen.

“do you have any kind of identification on you? a state id, maybe a driver’s license?” rafe’s voice was rather calm, a stark contrast to the two idiots who yelled at you the whole ride over here. “i did, but i dropped my purse and they didn’t let me get it back. i think my best friend has it right now.” rafe scribbled down ‘dumb and dumber’ on his piece of paper, officially adding them to his shit list. “okay then, can i get your full name please?”

you obliged, taking off your heels and your socks in the process. rafe didn’t bat an eye when his gaze trailed down your bare legs. however, he froze once he heard your last name. there was only one person with that name, and him and that person go way, way back. “was your dad a football star in highschool?” you rolled your eyes at the reminder. “ugh, yes, that’s all he ever talks about.. his ‘golden days’” you stood up, crossing your arms over your chest as you inspected all the certificates and awards framed on the walls.

“oh, man, me and him played together! i always thought he would go off to university or something, he was just amazing out on that field.” rafe marveled, his mind flooding with old memories of celebrating championships and chugging beers at a random ranch parties. “nope. he met my mommy, fell in love, and i was here in no time.” rafe hummed, inspecting you closely. “so how old are you, y/n?” you swallowed thickly, sparing him a glance. “old enough.”

“old enough to drink?” he shot back, making you groan. “if you’re going to charge me and call my dad then just do it, i don’t need the lecture.” you sat down again, this time wincing when your elbows hit the arm rest of the chair. rafe hated how much his partners roughed you up, he knew it wasn’t right. sighing through his nose, rafe pulled out his first aid kit before motioning you to come over. “take a seat right here.” he patted the empty spot on the hardwood of his desk, helping you climb up before sitting between your thighs.

despite the position being really compromising, you didn’t feel unsafe having him this close. “i’m not going to charge you, and i don’t want you to get in trouble with your old man, so i’m gonna propose a deal and whether you decide to take it or not, that’ll determine how this night ends.” he opened up an alcohol wipe before taking your arm and gliding the small towelette over your wounded skin. “i’m listening..” you trailed off, studying his facial features.

“you take a vow; right here, right now, that you’ll never leave the house again in this skirt and i’ll also drop the assault charge against my officer.” you laughed, taking your bottom lip between your teeth as you spread your thighs further apart. rafe’s jaw clenched, his resolve and restraint holding on by a thread. “how come? you don’t like it?” you feigned a sad expression, leaning back on your hands. rafe cursed when the material of your red, lacey thong peeked out, his eyes flickering up to meet your own.

“no, i like it a lot, actually,” he swallowed thickly, “which is exactly why it’s not a good idea to wear it.” your breath shuddered when you felt his hand softly skim your flesh. “okay, deal—” there was a knock at the door, both you and rafe pulling away from each other as if you two were doing something you weren’t supposed to, and in a way you guessed you were. you scrambled to the chair as rafe cleared his throat awkwardly. “yes?” he opened the door, in walking kelce as he threw daggers at you.

“i got the paperwork for this one to be processed. ‘let this be a learning experience that you can’t just punch cops in the face.” he threw down the hefty stack of papers, a smile playing on your lips as rafe grabbed your socks and heels from the floor. “well, you have to be quicker than that next time. i’m escorting her home.” kelce reeled back, his eyebrows pinched together in confusion. “what?!” rafe rose a hand before leading you out of the room by the small of your back.

“if you and thornton ever do so much as raise your voice or lay an ungentle hand on her again, you’ll both be suspended without pay. understood?” kelce narrowed his gaze, meeting your smug grin before giving rafe a curt nod. “yes, sir.” you winked at him before rafe walked you outside and opened the door to his cruiser. without a word, rafe turned on his radio and rolled the windows down before driving to the address you gave him.

so there you were, your feet in your new favorite sheriff’s lap, the wind blowing wildly through your hair as his favorite track blasted through the speakers. you felt something in you switch when you studied his side profile. sheriff cameron was all man. small waist, broad shoulders, deliciously huge biceps, he was it. instinctively, you rubbed your heel over his groin, his jaw clenching as he stopped you, wrapping a rough hand around your ankle.

“i have no ulterior motives with you. don’t feel inclined.” you smiled. of course he didn’t. just as you were going to keep up your ministrations, you saw your house coming up in the distance, your heart sinking at the sight. you didn’t want to go home yet. “well, this is you.” he sighed, rolling up just out front. rolling your eyes, you sat up straight, crossing your arms over your chest. “thank you.” rafe looked over at you, his eyes scanning over your form.

“you’re welcome.” god, the air was thick with tension. “so, uhm—” you cut him off, pressing a kiss to his lips before you could think, the coarse hair of his mustache tickling your nose. rafe was stunned, his grip tightening on the steering wheel until his knuckles turned white. you tasted like cherries that were picked in the summertime, a groan rumbling from his chest before he gave in, pulling you from the passenger seat and onto his lap.

laying your hands flat on his chest, you leaned back slightly, allowing him to plant his large palms in the curves of your hips. both of you jumped when the honk sounded, a laugh bursting from your throat when you saw his eyes grow wide. “you’re gonna get us in trouble!” he scolded, basically tossing you back in the seat next to him. you were full on giggling now, pointing a red painted fingernail at him. “look at your face!” you tossed your head back, the tips of his ears flustered with a deep shade of pink.

“your old man can wake up and come out here!” he whispered. “and do what? call the cops?” he stared at you for a moment, resisting the urge to break out into a smile. deciding you better head upstairs before your father gets up to check on the ruckus outside, you hooked your heels between your fingers, adjusting the huge jacket that currently swallowed your frame. “i wanna see you again.” you blurted out, the porch light flickering on. “i do too,” rafe agreed, “but i don’t know when i can—”

you waved him off, running up the porch stairs before your father could come outside. “i have your jacket, so it looks like we have to meet up again anyways!” rafe caught your drift, wasting no time in peeling off onto the dirt road, his heart pounding with adrenaline. what the hell just happened? an hour ago he was bored out of his mind, wanting nothing more than to get home, and now he couldn’t wait for it to be the next day so he could get you back in his car.

[moomeecore]

compilation of mlp fakies that don't just go for the vauge "colorful horse" aesthetic but directly try and imitate the existing characters

a lot of these are available on sites like amazon, temu and ali express. generally its good to avoid those larger, ethically questionable and sketchy coorporations and go for small businesses and second-hand, but a lot of these you'd be hard pressed to find out in the wild, so the sites sure are tempting. if you do buy any of these, id love to hear your review of them / see photos. if i find second hand/ small buisness listings for em ill link those.

also, if anyone spots a listing (second hand or otherwise) for these that i didnt link, please comment/reblog with it! some of these i couldnt find any current listings for

this ones gonna focus on mini figures, but i'll move more towards brushables and plushes in reblogs

the fakies you will most often see online seem to be these guys. they attempt to emulate actual mlp characters, but to... tragic results. these creatures are made by a company called "kids corner" according to amazon, and are similar looking to blind bag ponies, but a bit bigger. they are still available on amazon and ali express

i was initially not going to put them on here bc they imitate the cast so poorly... but then i saw their applejack up close.

can't argue with perfection.... they gave her a silly hat.

the rarity, fluttershy (not pictured), and pinkie toys are also good enough to be charmingly silly instead of horrifying like the spike or utterly astoundingly innacurate like the celestia and sweetie belle

labelled "my little lony", this series of toys rips off mlp AND lego. its a lego immitation that uses figurines clearly molded off mlp blind bag figures. theres a lot of random figures that dont resemble any specific ponies, but some do more than others - and their hair is removable and can be switched, so you could probably make some more accurate ponies! they were sold on ali express & amazon, but currently seem to be all out of stock

these rings, spotted on ali express. my initial reaction was "holy [censored]" theyre so funny silly goofy! totally fakies! but then i was like.... thats clearly glazed ceramics. which is (relatively) accessible normal person art materials. not like... plastic. so, the fear was that its a fake listing of someones fan work, but reverse searches bring up pages upon pages of just ali express, with the exception of the sites Taobao and [Qoo10], which seem to be based in Vietnam and Japan respectively. Considering Ali Express is from China, this implies that whoever makes these is somewhere in Asia? all the info available points to them being unlicensed! so, while, unique, they, in my eyes, count as fakies

blind bag mlp-knockoff minifigures. theres quite a lot of these: you'll be seeing more down the list. theres a lot of these ones with this soft sculptural look to them from asia specifically, mostly china. these particular beasts are listed several times on ali express, but most seem to be out of stock atm. this might be for the best, considering this disclaimer of potentially hazardous chemicals. my favorites are the rainbow dash and twilight ones, although fluttershy partially-in-her-gala-dress is also very cute. theyre mostly not too innacurate, but the white pony who seems to be celestia stands out as being a lot less so... this listing took a while to find but actually is in stock, has more ratings than most, and dosen't have the hazardous chemicals disclaimer lol

more blindbag knockoffs! told you theres more! these ones are resin figures, wheras i think a lot of the others are plastic. theyre very chubby and goofy, and very politely included spike as well as the main six, sunset, starlight, and trixie. and the spike is actually really cute... this one seems unavailable online atm - at least on websites my computer will let me visit without screaming "scam" at me.

these blind bag knockoffs are incredibly cute, and some of my personal favorite fakies. i also find it incredibly funny that after making the mane 6 and starlight, their next choice for a pony to immitate was tree hugger lol! personally i actually really want the fluttershy, AJ, and tree hugger but have been devastated to find that there are no more listings up for these guys atm :( if anybody finds them pls tell me, esp if its a second hand listing!

these frankly adorable snow globes, which do have the mlp logo on them but don't seem to be actually official. theres a chance that they might be, but their resemblence to similar looking fakie statues makes me suspicious, and they arent listed as official on any of the mlp merch sites i use. part of why i dont trust it is the recolored twilight that seeeems to be meant to be celestia, but could just be a totally randomized pony. the only currently in stock online listings are on sites that scare me with lots of pop ups

... the other reason i don't think theyre official is these other snow globes, also with the mlp logo, which include... alicorn fluttershy??? yeah that dosent look officially liscened to me.

more snow globes! these ones are better than the other ones tbh. i actually kinda want the twilight and fluttershy if im being honest. theyre on this site for $14, and the site and price seems less sketchy than most you find these sorta things on, but im still nervous abt it.

once again, the mlp logo is used for these, but they don't seem to be legit. they are described as "desktop decorative figurines" and honestly cuter than they have any right to be. the twilight sparkle seems to have some yellow in her hair which i like a lot.

these squeaky toy figures. they sort of resemble the mlp "playskool" series of toys, aimed at younger children, or the "mashems" blind bags - but they are molded slightly different and have soft rubber bodies that squeak when squeezed. theres does not seem to be any current listings for them online. they include blob-like imitations of the mane 6, the cmc, and cheerilee

once again, a fakie that blatantly uses the mlp logo, but is in fact not official. this rip off on the equestria girls mini vinyl series is listed as "my little pont girls toy" on amazon, but not in stock, it seems. im mostly interested in it bc of the silly pony fakies in the middle

these fakie keychain figures, which honestly have a very nice applejack and rarity, and good dash and pinkie. they also have a unicorn fluttershy with the wrong cutie mark and one thats the exact same as their rainbow dash (including cutie mark), but with a vaguely twilight-esque color scheme. these are still available on ali express and temu. i like that they gave them hooves!

[pinkydevil16]

Can you please do another fic of obsessed/ possessive Tyler ?

you got it!!

18+ non con, stalking, insane Tyler do not read if it will trigger you

Y/n huffed as she handed Tyler another order, her body jolting as he expertly took it, grazing her hand and slightly pulling her towards him before going back to the order at hand. Her mind reeling as she looked at him with a raised eyebrow but shook her head, she must have imagined it.

Tyler watched closely as a male customer complimented Y/n on her uniform, his smile full of innocence as Y/n smiled back and gave him a muffin on the house, her face red as Tyler glared at the man until he was out the door. His hand slamming on the counter next to Y/n making her jump as he put on an innocent smile making her let out a sigh and laugh slightly feeling silly for jumping at poor Tyler. 

"Hey Ty you okay?" Her voice was so sweet he could almost taste her, his smile was hard to keep the same as he got into her space although she didn't realise, his eyes dropping to look her over as she wiped the counter down.

"It's going to start getting cold soon, you'll have to start wearing trousers again." Y/n looked at him oddly before looking outside and back at Tyler.

"It's september Ty, i have a good month or so before i even have to consider trousers, i have wool tights aswell." Shrugging her shoulders she moved away, Tyler clenching his hand as she crouched down, the beige short skirt fluttering around her thighs as he took a deep breath.

"I wasn't trying to be mean Y/n, i just don't want you getting cold on our walks home." Y/n turned her head and gave him a sincere smile as she waved off his concern.

"I'm a big girl Ty, i can handle a little cold, the most i have to worry about at the moment is the wind. Don't wanna flash anyone." Y/n laughed as she checked the dates in the mini fridge, placing almost expired milk to the side and checking the syrups and creams. Tyler glared at her back before getting closer pretending to grab the milks as Y/n turned to look at him, his foot slipping as he yelped and fell on top of Y/n. Her body turning as her back hit the ground, his hands landing either side of her head as his hips pushed between her legs. Her face going bright red as she panicked looking at his embarrassed face, his face bright red as he stuttered out an apology.

"I'm so sorry Y/n." Moving his body back as his hand lifted off the floor and landed on her outer thigh, her skirt hiking up as he looked down hiding his pure amusement at her little underwear instead covering it with a panicked yelp and falling back. His hand on Y/n's thigh bringing her with him as they both laid, legs sprawled out with hips connected as Y/n sat herself up and quickly yanked down her skirt.

"Oh my god i am so sorry!" Tyler was quick to scuttle off the ground and pull her up, Y/n's eyes widening at how easily he lifted her off the ground with just a grip of her hand. Y/n now was pressed against his chest as they both heaved in panic and embarrassment, her eyes meeting Tylers before she began laughing awkwardly. 

"Tyler you seriously have such bad luck, thank god it was you though and not some weirdo." Y/n pulled away shaking her head and moving to grab her coat, Tyler watching as her red checked long coat covered her body, her hands flicking her hair out the collar and reaching for her bag.

'Yeah thank god it was me.' Tyler's eyes were dark as he placed a fake shameful smile on and ran a hand through his hair, hurrying to follow Y/n before she locked up. 

Tyler lurked in the shadows as he watched Y/n's window, her figure barely noticeable through the blinds but after that day at work he wanted-no needed more of her. Her soft and pliable flesh under his hand had made his Hyde go crazy with desire, and his inner thoughts were like a hurricane everytime he saw her. He wished he had ripped her underwear off and fucked her on the ground of the weathervane, held her fragile neck and listened to her cry out for him. The thought alone had him climbing up to her window in the dead of night, her window opening easily as he let out a dark chuckle at how little she guarded herself. Letting himself in as he gazed at her sleeping body, her chest rising and falling in the oversized top, the fabric ridden up and pooling around her stomach as his eyes transfixed on her underwear. Laid on her back her arms circled her head and one leg flopped to the left whilst the other laid flat, her blanket wrapped around her ankle.

"So defenceless." Tyler whispered to himself as he creeped closer, inhaling the scent of her room as he climbed onto her bed, hands close to her as he nuzzled his head against her stomach and took a deep breath.

"So so beautiful." His hair seemed to tickle her stomach as she curled up slightly, pushing his head lower as he felt the lace of her underwear against his chin making him grin.

"I know you want me Pet but i want to watch tears come out your eyes when i fuck you." His voice seemed to stir Y/n as she groaned slightly making Tyler moan and palm himself. Pulling back as he ran his hands along her inner thighs, watching each goosebump rise and her hands clench as her breathing picked up, a smirk on his face as he ran a hand along her underwear, toying with the elastic before running a single finger down and over her covered pussy. Groaning as his head dropped back at the dampness, a second finger joining as he ran them back and forth. Cursing himself for not having the control he needed, his eyes looking down at Y/n as her chest jolted with each movement, body moving to press her pussy further into his hand as he reminded himself he wouldn't go further. 

But he was a beast above all else.

And far too susceptible to his dark thoughts as he hooked a finger in the side of her underwear and gently tugged it aside, a guttural moan leaving him as he stared at her glistening pussy. 

Y/n's eyebrows furrowed as she began sitting up, a sudden chill awakening her as she rubbed her eyes and looked down. A blush coming over her face as she noticed her underwear was to the side, pulling it back and biting her lip at her own wetness trying to recall the dream she was having but shivered. Getting up she yawned and opened her curtains, looking confused at her window swearing she had closed it, shrugging she pushed it closed and returned to bed. 

"Hey Ty, guess what?" Y/n slid next to Tyler as he handed an elderly lady her tea and gave her a small smile, his mind reeling back to the previous night as he looked down at her skirt. 

'It would be so easy to bend you over this counter and fuck you in front of everyone. I know you'd love it, you'd cum so hard you wouldn't remember your own name Pet.' Y/n snapped Tyler out of his thoughts as she got closer and whispered.

"My house is haunted, last night my window opened on its own and for the past month loads of little things have gone missing. My mum says i'm paranoid but i think some old ghost is haunting me." Y/n laughed as she nudged Tyler assuming he'd laugh too and call her crazy, instead Tyler only shook his head and ruffled her hair.

"And what has this ghost been taking?" Y/n grinned as she grabbed his hand pulled him down to her height with excitement.

"This is why you're my favourite person. The ghost started off by taking silly things like my hairbands, a hairbrush all stuff i put down to me losing track of. But then they started taking my underwear and even my little red dress you like. As i said my mum thinks i'm crazy." Y/n shrugged laughing at her own silliness as Tyler laughed too and leant against the counter.

"Hate to say it but you 100% have a ghost, maybe it'll start doing all the things out of paranormal." Y/n let out a laugh and shook her head making Tyler grin to himself at her own thoughts, he knew exactly what had been taken. He'd been visiting her ever since she started working with him, but he'd only recently decided to take consolation prizes and how could he not when she practically invited him in. 

"I am sooo bored." Y/n groaned as she leant over the counter, head on her hand as she looked at the door, Tyler holding back a moan at the sight, her beige skirt barely covering her and all he could think about was her pretty pussy aching for him. Stepping closer he felt his eyes darken, his urges pushing forward as he placed his hands either side of her and pressed his face into the crook of her neck.

"Uhh Ty you're a bit close." Y/n went to look over her shoulder when his hand gripped her chin and forced her to look back at the door as he lightly bit her neck making her yelp.

"You watch the door, can't have anyone seeing the mess i'm about to make of this pussy." Y/n's eyes widened as she stumbled over her words confused before the hand left her face and quickly pushed aside her underwear. The words caught in her throat as she gripped the counter tightly and felt tears well up in her eyes, feeling his rough fingers move up and down her folds with a familiarity she couldn't understand. His fingers swirling her clit and making her choke on her spit before his fingers left her, the air returned to her lungs when his hand clenched her cheeks and forced her lips apart.

"Suck." His voice was dark and demeaning as she clenched her eyes closed and felt two fingers push into her mouth, massaging her tongue as she did as he said. Her pussy clenching around nothing as she heard him groan.

Her friend and confidant was treating her like a whore. 

He ripped his hand from her face and began sucking on her neck, feeling the hairs stand up against her neck and body heat up as his fingers returned to her pussy.

"Do you know how much of a tease you are Y/n? Huh? Bending over all day in those little skirts, telling me about the ghosts taking your underwear. Fluttering those eyelashes at me like a bitch in heat." Y/n let out a choke sob as he played with her clit, every word punctuated with a harsh swipe that had her legs shaking and moans escaping.

"Do you know how hard it is to be around you and not fuck you silly every day?" Y/n let out a yelp as he pushed his fingers inside her aching pussy, the rhythme he set brutal and unforgiving as he moved a hand to grasp at her chest, pushing his way up her top and into her bra. Fingers pinching her nipples harshly as she whimpered and pushed her hips back into his hand making Tyler chuckle darkly.

"Fuck Pet, your body really knows who you belong to doesn't it." Y/n let out a moan as he pushed a third finger into her dripping cunt, her eyes squeezing closed as she felt the painful sting set her body alight. 

"I'm going to make your pussy weep for me." His words were like red hot lava in her ear as it sent boiling blood down her body and straight to her clit, his fingers roughly pulling out as he tugged on her breast and ripped open his trousers. Y/n only managing to moan his name before he plunged into her, her whole body jolting as she cried his name.

"Tyler fuck." Her words pornographic to his ears as he let out a guttural moan, his hand dripping with her juice as he clenched her hip and forced her back onto his cock.

"Just like that baby, fuck you're so tight. Don't worry i'll get your pussy used to me, i'll be able to slip in anytime i want." Y/n let out another moan as she held onto his arm with one hand, her other slid halfway down the counter as he body rocked back and forth with each abusive thrust. Her pussy burning and tears flowing from her eyes as she choked out moans and tried to string together a thought.

"I always knew this pussy would be perfect for me, i couldn't help myself the other night, you were so defenceless and practically begging me to do it." Y/n's eyes widened as she remembered waking up, her underwear to the side and window open, the realisation making her cry out in fear as Tyler moan.

"Do that again, cry for me it makes you clench around me." Y/n sobbed as he pulled his hand from her chest and pressed her top half against the counter top, holding her down as his head fell back and he lavished in the sloppy sound of his thrusts. 

"Honestly how can you be so dense, such a stupid girl, but don't worry i'm going to look after you. I'll protect you from all the other men out there, but i'm going to take my payment as much as i want." His last words punctuated with harsh thrusts forcing her hips against the countertop as Y/n squeezed her eyes closed, hating how her body responded to his mean side. The hand on her back slid down to her neck before tangling in her hair, yanking her head upwards as Tyler moaned at the angle, her hands gripping his as she cried in pain.

"Fuck that right there is perfect." His other hand dropping to swirl her clit as Y/n moaned and let out more tears at the burn in her stomach, his fingers and cock working in tandem to force her to cum as she tried to fight it. 

Tyler relished in her body, watching as she tried to fight the need to cum, his fingers alternating in pressure until he found the sweet spot, her pussy clenching hard around him as she moaned his name in desperation. 

"Tell me your pussy belongs to me and i'll make you cum so hard you won't remember your own name." Y/n shook her head as she felt her eyes roll back, the grip in her hair tightening as she was blinded with pain making her yelp.

"Say it or i'm going to force it out of you in ways you won't enjoy." Y/n gulped and cried.

"Thi-this pussy belongs to you Tyler. Ple-please." Y/n felt shame wash over her as Tyler let of her head and leaned over, placing a kiss on her neck.

"My pleasure Pet." With that his hand sped up, each thrust rolling into her clit and making her eyes roll back as his name dropped from her lips like a sick prayer. Forcing her over the edge as she came around his cock, Tyler stuttering and cumming deep inside her pussy as he moaned her name. 

Y/n laid her face against the counter exhausted and full of fear as she felt Tyler begin to pull out, hope blossoming in her chest before he pushed back in, a moan coming out her mouth and she felt him harden once more.

"You didn't think i'd be satisfied with only once did you?" Y/n let out a quivering moan as Tyler pulled and forced her onto the ground, his body hovering over hers before pushing into her abused pussy making her moan in pain and overstimulation.

"So pretty." His voice almost seemed normal but Y/n could see the complete change in his eyes. They were the eyes of a wild animal, a beast.

[nyahkmenrah]

Merch that NATM totally should have made:

Shoulder bag shaped and decorated like the tablet (or a pencil case or something alike, a notebook could work too)

Jedtavius matching jewellery (like a necklace or bracelet with a cowboy hat and Roman helmet charm)

Charm bracelet with something for each of the characters (flashlight, tablet, helmet, lasso etc)

Jed or Octavius (or both) pocket shirt (technically this does exist but it was only in kids sizes)

Flashlights with the Daley devices branding

Animatronic RC Rexy toy

Dexter plush (with the keys, I think a Dexter plush was done but I’m not sure)

Notebook with a map of the route Sacajawea took on it

Mini figures of the minis (like in a blind bag or something)

Cowboy hat with some kind of Jedediah branding on it, like a sherif style badge with his name on it attached to it

Sarcophagus pencil tin

Patches/badges with the museum of natural history logo

Just badges/ patches/ stickers etc in general, ita bag supplies

Plush toys of the jackal guards

Mini collectable diorama sets of the dioramas

I feel like there’s potential for offical Halloween costumes here too.

There’s a severe lack of NATM merch out there, I wish there was more. Even then, it’s been so long since there was offical merch. Have to rely on fan made merchandise nowadays.

[sleepytoycollection]

Wanted: Potion Surprise Balloon Pinkie

There's not a lot of MLP merch that's inspired me to go out of my way to get it, but I adore these balloon minis and have been trying to collect the full set.

I've managed to get everyone EXCEPT these two versions of Pinkie, and it's driving me a little nuts I can't seem to get her.

So in a bid of desperation, I thought I'd ask if anyone has either of these two they'd be willing to part with. I'd be more than happy to buy them off you. I can find the unopened blind bags pretty easily, but finding anyone selling the open figure so I can just get Pinkie has been near impossible. So I keep just getting repeats instead of the ones I want.

So again if you have these and are willing to part with them I would love to buy them from you.

[huellitaa]

bee's 2024 favourites 🎀

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 music!

🧁𓂃 ࣪˖ singers & bands

tomorrow x together

avril lavigne

pinkpantheress

chappell roan

millionares

pierce the veil

nirvana

girls generation

amy winehouse

megan thee stallion

tommy february6

gwen stefani

kali uchis

charli xcx

🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ albums

strawberry cream soda pop daydream, tommy february6

bling bling bling, millionares

the best damn thing, avril lavigne

tomorrow, tomorrow x together

eternal sunshine, ariana grande

boa, megan thee stallion

nevermind, nirvana

a brief inquiry into online relationships, the 1975

brat, charli xcx

big juicy, ayesha erotica

bleach, nirvana

sanctuary, tomorrow x together

⭐️𓂃 ࣪˖ songs

candyman, christina aguilera

lonely boy, tomorrow x together

eternal sunshine, ariana grande

cherry, lana del rey

beaches, beabadoobee

worthy, megan thee stallion

lottery, kali uchis

hands up!, 6arelyhuman

good luck, babe!, chappell roan

tinnitus, tomorrow x together

supernatural, ariana grande

obsessed, mariah carey

lucky girl syndrome, illit

its not living if its not with you, the 1975

ordinary things, ariana grande

cool, gwen stefani

i like money, millionares

tears dry on their own, amy winehouse

its a wrap, mariah carey

bet u wanna, sabrina carpenter

love, lana del rey

imperfect for you, ariana grande

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 beauty!

🍭𓂃 ࣪˖ bodycare

imperial leather, mallow and rose body wash (🎀🗒 note: one of my signatures!! ♡)

garnier rice water & starch hair mask ♡

barrym pink grapefruit lip scrub

beauty of joseon glow serum ♡

skinny dip london creamy vanilla sugar body scrub ♡ (🎀🗒 note: one of my signatures!! ♡)

💬𓂃 ࣪˖ makeup

no.7 shimmer face palette (highlighter, blush, etc.)

MUA metamorphosis lip & cheek oil (og extra) (🎀🗒 note: one of my signatures!! ♡)

maybelline new york, the colossal (mascara)

barrym "thats swell!" lip plumper

rimmel london sculpting palette (002 coral) (🎀🗒 note: one of my signatures!! ♡)

rimmel london maxi blush ♡

charlotte tilbury collagen lip bath kit

charlotte tilbury pillow talk lip lustre (🎀🗒 note: my autumn / winter signature ♡)

⭐️𓂃 ࣪˖ scents

miss dior, blooming bouquet ♡

sweet tooth, sabrina carpenter

jimmy choo, rose passion (🎀🗒 note: one of my signatures! ♡)

victoria's secret, bare vanilla (🎀🗒 note: my autumn / winter signature ♡)

avon, far away ♡ (🎀🗒 note: my summer signature ♡)

so, strawberry frappe (🎀🗒 note: my summer signature ♡)

so, flower bloom (🎀🗒 note: my spring signature ♡)

👛𓂃 ࣪˖ clothing

leg warmers ♡

low cut long sleeves

long coats ♡

subtle lace and frill accents ♡

tiered skirts

glitzy belts

dangly earrings

beaded jewelry

lots of accessories! ♡

long scarves (🎀🗒 note: my winter /autumn signature ♡)

hairclips hairclips hairclips ♡

flared, low waisted jeans

plaid halter tops (🎀🗒 note: my summer signature ♡)

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 entertainment!

🍬𓂃 ࣪˖ tv shows and series

my little pony!!!!!!!!♡

rick and morty

strawberry shortcake

gilmore girls♡

monster high

inside job♡

true beauty

kimi ni todoke

gossip girl

🧁𓂃 ࣪˖ movies

princess diaries

legally blonde♡

kiki's delivery service

arrietty♡

princess and the frog♡

🎀𓂃 ࣪˖ video games

the witcher 3♡

kirby's return to dreamland♡

animal crossing: new horizons

infinity nikki♡

sky: children of the light

wuthering waves

legend of zelda, tears of the kingdom

honkai star rail♡

genshin impact

project sekai♡

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 misc.!

🍮𓂃 ࣪˖ favourite trinkets

my melody tea party series figure blind box ♡

all the little sanrio trinkets i got from my advent calendar!

sylvanian family baking baby party series blind bag ♡

lalaloopsy sew magical! sew cute! pink button doll

lalaloopsy minis limited edition golden princess figure (🎀🗒 note: i dont remember the series name😭)

my melody afternoon tea series figure blind box ♡

funko pop! my melody lolita limited edition figurine ♡

lalaloopsy sew magical! sew cute! pink button doll mouse

🐧𓂃 ࣪˖ favourite plushies

👛𓂃 ࣪˖ favourite cds

the best damn thing avril lavigne cd ♡

live through this 1994 hole cd ♡

formula of love twice cd

tomorrow ethereal txt cd ♡

this is how tomorrow moves bea cd

norman fucking rockwell lana del rey cd

all my love, and happy new year! 🎆🎀🫶🏻💗

[riddled-with-fear]

I just wanted to show my little collection of Scarecrow and Riddler figures : ) it’s such a crime they don’t have much in the way of merch for these two��� and don’t even get me STARTED on Harvey Dent/Two Face 😭

The BTAS figures are from Target surprisingly! My Lego scarecrow was a gift from my wonderful husband so I’m not sure where he comes from. The Classic Riddler and Batman Begins Scarecrow I found at GameStop, and the two mini pops were blind bags from Five Below : )