#HAHA SUPRISE!!!!

[fr-likes-chocolate]

The crow and the canary

Chapter two: the bear

Ursus maritimus

After a day’s travel, Jimmy finally arrived at the costal port the letter had specified, all the fog from the ocean covered the sun and seemed to sap the color and life out of everything, including the residents, who all wore neutral grays and browns, Jimmy had bright yellow wings, blonde hair, and a frosty blue denim jacket, which made him stick out like a sore thumb amongst the locals. ‘Where is my escort? Phil said that they would find me but I-’ he felt a hand on his shoulder, snapping him out of his thoughts.

“Hello.”

Jimmy whipped around to see the person whose voice was so robotic and- oh. He was face to face with a strange 8-foot-tall bear. At least it looked like a bear, the closer Jimmy looked, he saw stitches in the white fur and a speaker poking through the fur on its chest where the creature’s heart should have been. The bear creature tilted its head, holding out a book. Jimmy looked it up and down again before taking the book.

“Are you Jimmy Solidarity?” he read, “uhm- yes. Why do you ask?” Jimmy looked up at the bear again. The bear gestured for the book again, Jimmy gave it the book and waited patiently while the bear wrote in the book, “Are you some sort of mascot?” he asked, hoping to get some sort of confirmation that the bear wouldn't kill him. The bear ignores him, handing him the book again. Jimmy took it, “I am a part of the QSMP Federation and your guide to Quesadilla island.” Jimmy looked up, “So my brother sent you? That seems odd… I mean I don't have anything against you but I feel like my brother wouldn't send something like you.” The bear simply took the book from Jimmy.

“Follow me.”

It started to walk toward the dock, leaving Jimmy to scramble behind it. “Wait up!” Jimmy called out as he dashed after the bear, he didn't expect it to be so fast for how large it was!

The bear stopped at the end of the dock. A small boat in front of it. Jimmy ran up behind it, “You gotta give me a warning next time- I nearly lost you for a second.”

“Hahaha”

“Don’t laugh at me..! Now is this the boat we are taking?”

“Yes.”

Jimmy nodded, pushing down the feelings of dread and fear that had been forming in his stomach. He slipped into the boat and sat down on a nearby chair, and the bear walked to the control panel. ‘Why does this bear give me the creeps…’ Jimmy thought, glancing around nervously, ‘This whole thing feels super sketchy to me, how do I know this is actually my escort? This may be a ploy to kidnap me or get to any of my friends through me, maybe I should go back-’ the boat roared to life, causing Jimmy to jump. “I actually forgot something, if you wait here I can quickly fly back and grab it-” The bear froze, prompting Jimmy to walk to the back of the boat, unfurling his golden wings.

Before Jimmy could lift off, something pricked the back of his neck. Jimmy reached back and felt a small tranquilizer dart. As if on cue, the world started to spin around his feet. He tried to talk, but his tongue felt like a rag in his mouth. As Jimmy tried to get his bearings, the white bear walked to him, tranquilizer gun in hand. Jimmy blinked and found himself on his knees, the spinning world making him retch.

The bear stood over him, then knelt beside him.

“Hahaha”

Jimmy looked up one last time at the bear in a moment of clarity before passing out.

Pt 1

Pt 3

[tizeline]

Eueueue these two :>

Tried out a slightly different shading style this time, no idea if I like it or not

[sapp0w0]

Drops this and runs

[chopped-meat]

some wip sketches

[carryoncastiel]

[rynpie]

are you coming?

[navy-scribble]

Thank you father for letting me post this :]

@felsicveins

Also trolls sona jump scare! >:D

[chloecherrysip]

The Power of the Star

[the3rddenialist]

(( What time is it? Yeahhhhh, more @slay-the-heroine by @tai-janai, traditional edition))

Another Sly Spectre

Chapter 3 Buddies (something something narrator things fucked them up)

[personinthepalace]

The Discount Wiggles - Taskmaster Australia Series 2 (Fruit Salad Remix)

for @savemefrommysolitude - Happy Birthday!!

[xianhuashi-second-blog]

Ah, yes. The hour of the Sacrifice of the hydro archon is here

Zhongli sighed

It is such a Mortal experience to feel afraid, no? Especially, of death? Maybe, tis something both Gods, adeptai, and humans alike, feel between each other.

I truly understand Focalor’s desire to be human, put ever so delicately into Furina. Especially since that is the exact reason I gave my gnosis, and stepped down as the geo archon. I dearly hope you tell the people of Fontaine Furina’s 500 year sacrifice. As well, as Focalor’s. And furthermore; I hope you tell the Fontainians of the part you’ve played in this,…

Zhongli pauses for a moment, finger slightly curled on his lip.

…Masquerade, of the guilty.

Idk

[julnites]

gave a new coat of paint to the first dnd character I ever played 🩸

[mushroomskykid]

i didnt know there was a nest with eggs in the forest. O_O

[bunnyb34r]

I had a really fucking wild dream last night and I'm not gonna even try to explain most of it, but I gotta share at least the ending

I was like with this guy who was really fucking horny, but he was HUNGRY too and he wanted McDonalds. So ofc I got him some and I got him a pumpkin pie thing from there and when I handed it to him, he was gonna fuck it...

And I was like oh no that's gonna give you second degree burns man, but he didn't care

Anyway I woke up thinking "no, don't fuck the pumpkin pie, man"

And that single thought has been stuck in my head all damn day and I can't say it outloud so I gotta tell the internet AGDGDGDGGD

Like that single thought and him holding the pie, still half in the packaging to not BURN HIS HAND, holding it crotch level and making eye contact... all that has been haunting me all goddamn day 😭

[itsmorrisworm]

mob!!

[tacomedli]

@chayannecraft's Chayanne and Pomme from their amazing QSMP BOTW AU!!!!

(I'm probably gonna click "post" and immediately notice a bunch of mistakes aren't I--)

Original cutscene screenshot under the cut!