#Guy can't catch a break.
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The idea of "Hikaru" making infrasounds while being all devouring (or hell just existing in the same space) is haunting me, especially after reading the newest chapter.
(Adding a cut even tho its not a very long post just cause)
Its known as like the "fear" or "ghost" frequency and the kind of possible effects Infrasounds can have on people is fitting, so it wouldn't be TOO out of place if that just happens. I mean sound is already kind of a significant part in hgsn's story so why not lol.
I'm a dino nerd so my go to example for it is this since it's more audible lol. (Headphones recommended)
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#the summer hikaru died#hikaru ga shinda natsu spoilers#hgsn spoilers#I bring a “damn wouldn't it be crazy if this was a thing” to the hgsn tag and no real analysis rip#I ain't super knowledgeable about the sciences behind sound waves and frequency. I just think they're neat.#Rip Yoshiki's already messed up inner ear if true. Gets car sick AND has a infrasound generator following him.#Guy can't catch a break.#i'm just rambling
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Thinking about Wade just running into a wall and Logan snapping his head around like "What the fuck are you doing !?"
Only for Wade to shake his head and hold it straight like some kind of cartoon charater. "Sorry! The player pushed the wrong button." And as he's stomping away, he's looking at the wall like "Really guys!? Infront of the Wolverine!? You're so embarrassing !!" Through grit teeth.
Logan blinks, and Al's like "Yeah he's just like that sometimes."
#Hc that some of Wades voices is literally just commentary from viewers. “Man poor guy can't catch a break” and he just goes#“Tell me about it!”#this explains all the laugh tracks inside of his head when he makes really in real life awkward jokes#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadpool#wade wilson#deadpool 3#wolverine#blind al#deadpool videogame
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*Severus looking for a father figure in Voldemort and Dumbledore just to be taken advantage of* Severus: What if this was my last straw.
#He wanted a father FIGURE#Not Tobias in a different font#Poor guy can't catch a break#That's why he's a mama's boy#severus snape#pro severus snape#pro snape#harry potter#voldemort#Dumbledore#tobias snape
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How would Bowser react if the reader (y/n) would often cry and get scared because the reader did not want to be kidnapped by anyone at all:p
It isn't right that you're afraid of him. Something very deep and instinctive in the King's biology tells him that your fear of him means he's not doing a very good job of being a partner. Partners aren't meant to be afraid of their partners, and if they are, then it's a clear sign that something is very wrong.
The reason for your terror being that he'd kidnapped you flies completely over the Koopa's head.
He'll try damn-near anything to get you to stop crying at the sight of him.
He gives you your own room, a large and luxurious suite opposite his, with a door that locks from your side. Though in hind-sight, he supposes the lock wouldn't ease your mind any when it's more than clear that he can simply smash through the door without any real effort to get to you.
In another effort to earn your affection, not your abhorrence, Bowser constantly tries to adorn you with an array of shiny, sparkly things that only seem to give you something else to avoid in your room. You avoid the bed he gave you, along with the silken sheets and extravagant canopy. You avoid everything in that bedroom, even the new dresses he had made especially for you. Stars-forbid he ever tries to drape a new necklace around your throat, you'll nearly cut yourself on the stone in your haste to rip it off and toss it across the room, quivering anxiously like a leaf in a hurricane.
He just can't understand. Everything he's doing is supposed to be 'the right thing.'
Gifts. Finery. Space. Copious affirmations of adoration. He writes you songs, extending a clawed hand in your direction to invite you to sit beside him at the piano as he sings, yet you only flinch from him as though you expect his fingers to snap shut around your wrist like a padlock and chain.
Nothing he does works.
The only time you ever looked at him with any semblance of positivity was when he told you he'd be leaving the castle for the day and wouldn't be back until late.
It... hurt, he supposed, to realise his absence made you happier than his presence. He only later learned why you were so excited that he was leaving. You made an escape attempt that very day - attempt being the optimum word - and ended up injuring yourself in the process.
His koopa guards locked you in your room, and when their King returned and was informed of your little escapade, he lost his temper entirely. Not with you, but with those responsible for not keeping a closer eye on you. You hid yourself away in the ensuite bathroom whilst he raged and threw his weight about through the whole castle.
It took Junior nearly three hours to coax you out of your hiding place...
After that, Bowser makes a real, conscious effort to gentle himself around you.
He's big, strong and loud. It's just his nature, he can't help that. But when he enters a room, he no longer throws the doors open to announce his presence if he knows you're in there. He's started knocking. Something utterly incomprehensible to his subjects, who have only known him to go where he pleases without a qualm.
He stops rushing over to try and dry your tears whenever he catches you letting them slip, having at last learned his rapid approach only seems to make you cry harder.
He stops trying to decorate you, realising you're happier in your own clothes and your own, modest jewellery.
He just... wants you to be happy here. This is your home now, you shouldn't be afraid in your own home.
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Memories of blood and bone
I wanted to make a more symbolic piece focusing on a young King Thrór. He lived through the war of dwarves and dragons and also likely saw his little brother and father be slain by cold drakes. He became one of the youngest known Kings of the dwarves, and he led his people away from this carnage to resettle elsewhere. His new settlement? Erebor. His story is one of the saddest of all dwarves in the legendarium, because ultimately he would lose everything to dragons once again.
#my art#thrór#the hobbit#tolkien#lotr#dwarves#the lord of the rings#durin's folk#lord of the rings#cw: blood#THIS DWARF CAN'T CATCH A BREAK#tolkien dwarves#the royal line of durin#the line of durin#durins#ered mithrin#erebor#dwarves of erebor#dwarves of ered mithrin#the war of dwarves and dragons#Thrór son of Dáin#remember guys unlike Smaug the dragons that took Ered Mithrin could not breathe fire#meaning they used claws#and teeth#that implies a terrible scene#mr.kida art#Mr.Kida Tolkien AU#cw blood#tw blood
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so, like, this is specifically arthur's kinepage. if it's not just a weird copy via Void Shenanigans, we really just waltzed in and stole this man's pager with help from kalymos.
bro is gonna go nuts looking for that thing only for drifter to turn up and go "yeah hey sorry i kinda borrowed this without permission by projecting myself back in time and following the doctor's giant cat. you can have it back now."
#ni blabs#warframe#warframe spoilers#lotus eaters spoilers ?#warframe 1999#the amount of comedy that i'm deriving from this time travel mechanic alone is nuts#WAIT HOLD ON TAG EDIT#DOES THIS SCENE TAKE PLACE BEFORE THE 1999 GAMEPLAY DEMO#if so then that line from arthur about someone who KEEPS stealing his stuff... like stuff has been taken from him recently...#IS THIS WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT???#jskjksdj arthur just cannot catch a break#first some weirdo from the future steals his pager and then his unwell sister steals his bike keys#can't have shit in höllvania#also not to keep yapping but choosing to romance arthur after This is so funny#guy who had his shit stolen x the thief who stole his shit#a tale for the ages#okay shutting up now
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Sephiroth: *existing*
Hojo: so...
Sephiroth: *sad existing*
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SO. TO KICK OFF THE WEEK OF SPECULATION BEFORE THE UPDATE DROPS.
last night i had a bit of a Revelation. literally. i borderline woke up in a cold sweat with this realization. the way i lunged for my laptop to scream at friends... ough. lets get into it
so. i do believe I've made a couple of theory posts about Barnaby not being quite as receptive to his and Wally's "forced" best friendship as Wally - since the show wrote them to be friends instead of it happening naturally. i thought it might be a point of tension for Barn. i thought a lot.
YES SO I'M TOSSING (almost) ALL OF THAT OUT THE WINDOW!
the bios state Barnaby as Wally's best friend multiple times over. it had to be regularly reinforced. their colors were chosen to mark them as friends.
but Barnaby - presumably - can't see the bios, he wouldn't know the scripts. the friendship would be natural from his perspective. how would he know otherwise? even if the relationship started out synthetic, i don't doubt that it became genuine. in the context of their world and perceptions, realistically speaking Barnaby probably wouldn't sense anything wrong.
the reminders to be best friends weren't for Barnaby.
they were for Wally.
i'm starting to suspect that Wally is Barnaby's best friend, but Barnaby isn't Wally's. i think that Wally's "best friend" is Home - or at least Wally has a closer connection to them / Home is more important to Wally than anyone else is.
i remember reading this livestream trivia (from theneighborhoodwatch's doc, if you haven't their resources yet what are you even doing?):
and i assumed it was for Barnaby's side of the relationship. but it's not, is it? it's Wally's? and it makes too much fucking Sense! it fits! i can see it perfectly! i can feel things slotting together in my mind due to this shift in perspective, and i'm scared
Barnaby probably thinks the relationship is natural, just like how he thinks he's a real person in a real world. Wally probably knows that the relationship is a role, just like how he knows he's a puppet in a false reality.
that leaves me wondering how much of it is genuine on Wally's side. i don't doubt that they really are friends, but how deep does that connection go? in the interview, Wally sounded excited/proud about having a best friend, but how much came from a place of feeling, and how much came from a place of Fulfilling The Role? how much of it is performative? how much of it is a mask?
i've been seeing everything differently. Barnaby poses for Wally the most because he has good balance and is good at staying still, not because of favoritism or because he's Wally's best friend. in the 14 (15 including the hidden halloween) audios, Barnaby consistently seeks out Wally and checks in on him. Wally seems more casual about their relationship than Barnaby is.
i'm worried that Wally values Home & You/Us over Barnaby. that Barnaby is second or third place in Wally's heart. that Wally means more to Barnaby than he means to Wally. after all, only one of them needed their relationship to be reinforced on a seemingly regular basis.
i'm confident that Wally cares about / loves Barnaby, but the question is how much? to what extent?
#IM SO FUCKING ILL.#and by worried i mean Frothing At The Mouth. that would hurt so good. it would be delicious#i mean. it makes so much fucking sense. it feels Right!#and oh the ways this could hurt barnaby#i already suspect he has some Internal insecurities and shit but. oh man. if this is true it would break his heart wouldnt it#he has his hearts on his palms but wally's hearts are hidden on the soles of his shoes....#god. no this. this. i cant start ranting and raving about what this means for barnaby and how i think it might affect him#the picture all the pieces of What We Know About Him So Far paint#all i'll say is. comic relief characters are always a tragedy under the mask.#wh speculation#homebogging#wh theory#welcome home speculation#welcome home theory#the way i was losing my absolute shit in discord. Man.#i am continuously in premature mourning over barnaby.#eddie might be doomed by the narrative but barn is Screwed by the narrative#poor guy just can't catch a break#also the idea. the Concept. that wally might consider you/us a closer/dearer friend than barnaby#is. its. well its devastating and juicy as Fuck!#there's. there's so much to unpack here im gonna be honest#for the first time since getting into this project im feeling like im starting to see a cohesive picture#the implications. the connections. the way it ties into themes. man... oh man... And It Makes. Sense.#barnaby knows wally better than the other neighbors - Besides Home - but how much more?#does he think he knows more than he does? i mean absolutely. wally is still hardcore masking around him.#wally doesn't confide in him not really#but man. Man. oh i understand why completely. at least i like to think i do#oh boy this is gonna kill me and im gonna like it#i had this realization and i felt my neurons shift just a little. just Enough. FUCK#barnaby b beagle. baby. i am so sorry but you're gonna have a hell of a fucking time
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Me after chapter 418 of Nanbaka:
It's sooo cool we're getting answers, but holy shito W H A T
#Nanbaka#nanbaka the numbers#random#my guy jyugo can't catch a break#can we leave him alone pls he's just a little guy#I say while knowing he's the main character and thus can never be left alone#my brain is going 100 km/hr with the theories and trying to set a timeline
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I love watching suits cause no matter what kinda day I'm having, Mike Ross is always having a worse one
#puppy can't catch a break#from screwing up millions dollar deals to betraying harvey to going to PRISON#poor guy#mike ross#suits usa
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Be gentle with him, he's traumatised
#poor guy he just unfused and already can't catch a break gotta be someone's punching bag#also pretty sure no one explained to him who zeno was because well there was no one else left to explain it to him#dragon ball super#supreme kai#kaioshin#old kai#kibito#dbs posting
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TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE!! Hey, Peppino, can ya hear us in this crappy little thing?!
Peppino: GAAHW!!
Peppino: u-uh..? You... You mean n-no harm..?
Peppino: Y-You just wanted t-to say hi..? Wait... why-a does your v-voice sound different now..?
Peppino: W-Wait... how-a do you even know my name..?
Peppino: I-I have-a no idea. It felt real... I-I heard-a a lot of whispers and there was an overwhelming feeling. Y-You know... like when you stand-a in front of someone important and you feel like your anxiety is trying to strangle you?
Peppino: D-Do you think it was his doing? Why can't I have a break-a for once...? *He sighs, clearly exhausted about all that.*
Peppino: Mio Dio! You are... probably right, voice in my head? I knew I shouldn't have-a picked that thing up.
#pizza tower au#pizza tower fracture au#ask blog#pizza tower#peppino#peppino spaghetti#pizza tower fanart#nightmare#bad dreams#The poor guy can't catch a break#That is a long post...#rhaytronik
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Riddle Roseheart's custody battle... why is Yuu here?
Mrs Rosehearts: Your honor, the defendant was fo-
Yuu: Objection, lack of evidence.
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Mrs Rosehearts: Objection, lack of bitches.
Yuu: Objection, lack of father!
Mrs Rosehearts: Objection, lack of hairline.
Yuu: Objection, stale ass w i g.
Mrs Rosehearts's face turning red: OBJECTION-
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst yuu#twst incorrect quotes#mrs rosehearts#everyone pray for Riddle#poor guy can't catch a break-#Yuu what are you doing#DON'T ATTACK HER YUU#the intrusive thoughts took over ya'll#riddle rosehearts
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#ts4#sims 4#hi#daithí lore drop#this is felicity's mom#i have another cute post queued up for tomorrow#abt this guy getting ready to fly off to komorebi#can't wait to catch up on all the dan bc stuff i missed while i was away!!!!<#i wanna get back into posting again#i've been so up the walls these past few weeks#but i'm off rn!#gonna try play some of the legacy soon#i'm really really sorry to my eighty odd asks just sitting there#and my dms i'm so fucking sorry#tomorrow is the day i answer everyone i promise#i've really clammed up recently i need to break that habit#/daithí
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The gods: Heyyyyy Percy, if you want to go to college you have to prove that you’re reallyyyyy qualified for this
Percy *guy, who saved Olympus 2 times, killed and battled so many monsters you can't even count the amount*:
#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#chalice of the gods#rick riordan#pjoverse#pjo hoo toa#annabeth percy jackson#percy pjo#poor Percy#guy can't catch a break#percabeth#pjo#pjo stuff#pjo verse#riordan books#riordanverse#riordan universe#pjo fandom#this is so unfair#this is depressing
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Jiwoo: *Barges in through the front door*
Kartein: What happened?
Jiwoo: NOBODY DIED!
Kartein: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
#eleceed webtoon#eleceed#seo jiwoo#kartein#jiwoo gets in so much trouble all the time#bro not even trying#and everytime he tries#the trouble gets worse#kartein is so done#but he's also the personal doctor#no#jiwoo is actually his patient#poor guy can't catch a break from all the healing#he still cares about jiwoo anyway#incorrect quotes
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