#Guy answers asks

[thatguywrites]

Hello! I see that you are a guy that writes and so I would like to humbly ask for Oscar Piastri with male!reader who has an unfortunate habit of sleeping anywhere and anytime. On the floor of the garage? Yes. On the podium? Yes. In the actual car during a red flag? Yes.

Many thanks!

Sleepy cats <3

A/N I am in fact a guy who writes!

2 times Oscar has to wake you up at inconvenient times, and 1 time he doesn't

Miami, 2024

It was extreamly hot. The blistering heat, and your dark Mercedes fireproof were a deadly combination as far as you were concerned. It wasn't even fp2 yet, and you felt the most drained you'd ever had in your life. Lewis wasn't fairing well on the other side of the garage either. Trudging inside, and basking in the blasts of air conditioning that came as soon as the doors opened, you meekly looked for your drivers room. As soon as you found it, and managed to get some ice on your forehead and neck, you simply slipped into sweet blissful darkness.

What seemed to be years later, you were shook and kissed awake. Glaring at the man who dared to steal precious sleep from you, you looked up at Oscar, who had some very nervous looking interns behind him. "Well good afternoon sleeping beauty," Oscar laughed out, clearly not sufficiently scared by your glare. "It's time for fp3, so wakey wakey, eggs and bakey alright?" Groaning, you rose from your makeshift bed-couch, bags of now water falling from your neck.

"Ok, ok, got the message, go back to your orange blasted hit alright?"

Stroking your bedhead, Oscar smiled, always so amused by your antics, "I do believe it is Papaya, but I'll see you tonight, Darling" and after one last kiss, he went back to his garage.

Austria, 2024

When Lando and Max took eachother out, giving you an easy win, you had mixed feelings. You'd never say no to a free win, but you'd also rather fight for it. Post race was quite a bore in your opinion. Answering questions about how you were lucky, and just knew how to take advantage of situations. You were just lucky that Oscar was up on the podium with you, letting you be comfortable despite all of the cameras. So comfortable, in fact, that the second you sat down in the cooldown room, recordings of Max and Lando's crash playing on the screen, exhaustion seemed to overcome you, as your head rolled to the side, and you fell asleep.

After what seemed like only a second, you startled awake, opening your eyes to an amused Carlos and Oscar, and tense crew, who as soon as they saw you were awake, began to usher the three of you to the podium. Oscar turned to you and pulled you into a side hug as you walked, "Figured you needed the nap, so I let you sleep as long as you could. Try to keep awake, yeah? Can't have you falling asleep on the podium now, can we?"

You may not have ended up falling asleep on the podium, but you were certainly close. The warm sunlight and heavy exhaustion on your body made it tempting to drop it all for a nap. You'd like to think you hid it well, but a few yawns did slip through, the internet won't let you forget that.

Winter break, 2024-25

The two of your's winter break didn't consist of too much, at least by the standards of the other drivers. Some drivers were off on tropical islands, watching fashion shows, or just being whores on the internet. You and Oscar, however, generally took a tamer approach. Half of your break was spent down under, relaxing on beaches and spending time with family, and you of course. The two of you spent many nights at restaurants or on walks. But the second half of winter break, featured you and Oscar lounging around his Monaco apartment, cuddling, and snacking, and maybe some other stuff. But some nights, you actually had some plans. Or Oscar had plans. And he included you in those plans. Unwillingly, might I add. All you wanted, was to sleep, and cuddle the night away, but no, Oscar set up dinner with Lando. Now, you had nothing against Lando, nothing except that he was taking you away from precious, precious sleep. So, alas, you protested in the best way you could. By trying to sleep through the dinner.

When you awoke, the first thing you saw was the bring rays of the setting sun, putting the time at about, 7. The first thing you thought was that you must have been successful, you slept through dinner, you could continue to be an introvert. And the first thing you felt, was a warm body, curled into your chest, that your arms had unconsciously wrapped around. Looking down, snuggled into your chest, was a sleepy, extreamly koala like, Oscar. Next to him was his phone, still on, open on Lando's text where Oscar seems to have canceled last minute just to sleep in with you.

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[cryptidmickle]

hey stop holdin him like that hes supposed to be brooding

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3

ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!

Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))

Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!

He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa TOTALLY got those Tapes for the FNAF lore..

[allimili]

I love ur Shmilk art so much,,, especially big wife Shmilk,, I yearn for more,,,

[secondbeatsongs]

people think that watching house md will make you ask stuff like, "hey, is that a hipaa violation?" but actually, watching house md will just make you ask stuff like, "what the fuck, is that the guy from the all-american rejects??"

[hitmewithsomebooks]

James who one day has a smudge on his glasses

They’re usually pretty clean, it’s the one thing he keeps up on (to see, yk?)

But he’s talking to Regulus and suddenly Regulus is staring at one of his eyes and James is kind of concerned and confused a little lost in Regulus’s pretty eyes on him

And then Reg just grabs his glasses, cleans them on his robe, and slides them back on his face (positioned perfectly, might I add)

James who begins to purposely get things on his glasses

Dust, food, mud — one time he purposely dumped a bag of flour over his head (and walked around blindly till Regulus grabbed him, cleaned his glasses, and left the rest of the flour).

Just so Reg will look at him, so he can feel his fingertips brush James’s face when he takes hold of the glasses, just so he can see that amused little smirk.

And yes, Regulus catches on. It’s quite obvious, in true James Potter fashion.

But he doesn’t say anything, doesn’t call him out. He just keeps cleaning those glasses. Cuz it makes them both happy.

[meo-eiru]

"Trick or treat! I've prepared all of the best treats for you darling!"

I actually designed costumes for all of the boys but due to time restraints couldn't make an illustration with all of them but worry not! Silas has all the treats you could possibly want

[gingermaple]

found ur blog thru cuteguy art, went to ur tags to look for more cuteguy art, SAW SANDERS SIDES MY DAY IS ABSOLUTELY MADE.

I love finding more sanders sides artists even if they dont draw for it anymore!! its such a nice surprise always :DDD

did a little virgil for my warmup, i'm glad my art made your day cause this ask made mine :D

[beartitled]

So if Billy's parents became monsters, what happened to Billy's old Henchmaniacs?

The dudes found real jobs

Look at them go 🧑‍💼👷🧑‍⚕️

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

[thatguywrites]

May I humbly ask for a Lewis Hamilton x male!car designer/technician!reader who's stupidly good at designing the fastest F1 cars and always forgets that most people don't understand all the technical jargon that he uses?

Many congratulations for 100 followers!

Thank you!!!

100 followers event

Lewis Hamikton x Engineer!Reader

You were one of the main reasons Ferarri got second in the WCC last year

And why Lewis wanted to sign with Ferarri

When testing started he shyly asked you questions about the car in an attempt to flirt

He quickly learned he was out of his depth

You rival maxspaining with your yapping

On your first date you do a lot of the talking and he just looks infatuated with you

Sometimes when you're talking even to other engineers he has to remind you to dumb it down just a bit

Everyone else is too scared to admit they don't understand you

He loves praising Ferarri because he gets to talk about you

"And our car is so good because my very hot and very smart boyfriend made it and he's so good at his job" - Lewis at any given opportunity

He gets nervous about complaining about the car because he doesn't want you to feel bad

You two just end up brainstorming to fix it together

You talk him to sleep whenever he's especially jetlagged or just tired

All the technobabble being an amazing lullaby

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[cryptidmickle]

Can we get more of the Shadow Milk Amnesiac Au?

Or Is there massive burn out from drawing him

never burn out from drawing amnesia'd shadow milk!!!!

just a lack of time 😞

[willgrahamscock]

hope ur ok, king, come back to us, we miss ur unbending hornyposting and massive cock 😔🥀

I’m sorry kittens, daddy’s fighting for her life 😔

[chloesimaginationthings]

oh,,

cat's...

My addition… scooped Michael cat

[allimili]

What happened if I kiss Shadow Milk on the cheek? Like a quick kiss and then running? He's not chasing me, right? Right?

Give him some time to process and he will attack back