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More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!
(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )
⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️
Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?
Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.
*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*
Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?
Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.
Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.
Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.
Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?
Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.
Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.
Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?
Alice, wiping her eyes: No.
Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.
Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!
Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?
Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!
Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.
Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.
Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!
Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3
Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.
Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?
Agatha: Huh? How did you know?
Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?
Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!
Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!
Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.
Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.
Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…
Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.
Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…
Alice: Losing me there.
Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?
Alice:
Agatha:
Alice:
Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#lilia calderu#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#rio vidal#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#teen agatha all along#agatha all along incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#spicy language#we love our dangerous lesbians#agathario#agatha x rio#bloodpotions#alice x jennifer#I’m actually obsessed with them#switch! agathario my beloveds#not letting anyone forget that alice has abs#jen isn’t either#teen and agatha are both very intelligent on their own#but together they are stupid#everyone cries over bluey if you don’t you’re a liar#rio is a menace to society#agatha’s mothering skills are a little rusty but she’s trying#coven of chaos? more like coven of lesbians#they’re all gay#alice may not be able to pull jen’s hair but jen definitely pulls hers#prove me wrong I dare you
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Rio: *walks by* Alice: I'd hit that Lilia: I know you don't like her and find her terrifying but violence is never the answer Alice: right yeah violence...that's what I meant...I'd hit that with my fists Agatha: Hey me first
#agatha all along#agathario#agatha harkness#lilia calderu#agatha coven of chaos#teen agatha all along#rio vidal#agatha all along incorrect quotes#marvel#billy maximoff#vidarkness#alice wu gulliver#lilia my beloved#lady death
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Marriage between a woman who loves to hug (Alice) and a woman who gives the best hugs (Lilia). That's it, ty for coming to my ted talks 😁
#Agatha All Along#AAA#Lilia Calderu#Alice Wu Gulliver#if you love Lilia and Alice please be my friend and talk to me 🥹#Calliver#Lilia x Alice#DivineProtection#DivineProtection my beloved#Coming out as DivineProtection CEO#I'm definitely spreading my DivineProtection propaganda in here#these two are eating my brain I'm not even joking anymore#wlw
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I know a lot of people are upset at Agatha- but I genuinely believe she didn’t understand the significance of what she had done until it was too late and then she regretted it.
Obviously at first she could not control it, as anyone who shoots power to her she just begins to absorb it, and I’ve seen people say “well then she did movement with her hands as if she was pulling the power towards her”
Agatha has been powerless so long, it’s almost like the second she gets her hands on some she can’t really control herself- she needs a fix, like an addict.
So on one hand I think it’s fair to see her as partly responsible,
I think that on the other hand Agatha recognised it as power but not necessarily the power of a friend who she was slowly killing - as if she was in a trance.
Which I think is further showed when she snaps out of this trance-like state when her sons name is said.
I think on her face, she genuinely is regretful and shocked at what she did- because she didn’t want to do that, she didn’t want to hurt Alice- who was protecting her.
She doesn’t want to be like this. She doesn’t want to do this, “I can be good, please” She’s terrified her mother is right about her- she’s terrified she is as evil as everyone says she is.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha harkness talk#agatha all along talk#alice wu gulliver#rio vidal#evanora harkness#agatha all along episode 5#personal opinion on the situation:)#agatha harkness my beloved#I miss alice#but I know agatha didnt mean it like that
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Me at the "Agatha All Along" writers for what they did to my fave:
#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#alice wu gulliver#alice wu gulliver deserved better#I haven't been this pissed since Arrow killed off my beloved Laurel Lance
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doodling my little guys
#i actually have personal beef with gulliver but also felt the deep urge to draw him so he gets a pass today#everyone else so beloved and dear to me 🫶🫶🫶#animal crossing#acnh#ac#acnl#art#my art#procreate#fanart#digital art#celeste#daisy mae#gulliver#brewster#nintendo
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I wantttttttt asks, send me asks about AAA or patti lupone or.. me !
#aaa#agatha all along#patti lupone#lilia my beloved#lilia calderu#agatha harkness#rio vadal#alice wu gulliver#jenifer kale#joanne company 2011
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omg rio is so hot and ALICE PLS COME BACK THE KIDS MISS YOU
#rio vidal#alice wu my beloved#alice wu#alice wu gulliver#agatha all along spoilers#agatha all along
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one thing i did like about this episode was the other witches showing up during the billy flashback. i screamed when he walked into that tent and lilia was there, and when alice was the cop helping at the car accident, and him pulling up jen’s video
#i loved how they incorporated everyone it was so cool#alice my beloved… come back…#alice wu gulliver#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#billy maximoff#agatha all along
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AAA Incorrect Quotes But It’s For A ✨Very Specific ✨AU of mine

(Okay it’s literally just an excuse to blab about these cuties and their baby, because I love them)
Alice, handing Agatha and Lilia each an ultrasound picture: :)
Lilia: *gasp*
Alice: :) :)
Agatha: …thank you?
Lilia, grabbing Alice’s arms: This is YOURS?!
Alice: *happy nodding*
Agatha: ??? What are we shrieking about? Are you dying?
Alice, pausing while hugging Lilia: Wha- no, I’m pregnant! Those are ultrasound pictures!
Agatha: Oh, THAT’S what those look like? Oh, that makes SO much more sense.
Jen: Seriously?
Agatha, shrugging: The only time I’ve been pregnant was in the 1750s, and I haven’t exactly been a popular guest at baby showers since.
Jen: You’re an absolute fucking dork, you know that?
Alice, cuddling up to her with the biggest puppy dog eyes she’s ever seen: But I’m YOUR dork, right?
Jen, sighing: Yeah, you’re my dork.
Alice: :)
Jen, walking into a room: Um.
Alice, lying on the floor: Hey, babe.
Jen: …why?
Alice: S’good for your back?
Jen: Alice.
Alice: …I crouched down to pick up my phone and now I’m stuck.
Jen: Ah. Do you need help?
Alice: No!
Jen: Alice.
Alice: …yes.
Rio: I was bored earlier, so I went around and moved everything I could find to the edges of the surfaces they were on.
Lilia: …why?
Rio: So I could do this.
Rio, calling into the kitchen: Alice!
Alice, turning around and promptly knocking the bowl Rio moved off the counter: Yeah?
Rio: :)
Lilia: -_-
Alice: *deep sigh*
Alice, turning back around: You’re picking that up.
Jen: Ugh, I’ve had SUCH a craving for matcha lately. The baby must like it.
Agatha: You’re not even pregnant!
Jen, clutching her mug indignantly: Um, solidarity!
Alice, squeezing Jen’s hand: I love you.
Jen, kissing her forehead: I love you too.
Alice: You know you don’t have to say it back just because I said it, right?
Jen: …you’re joking.
Alice, who’s actively in labor with their daughter: Sometimes I need to make sure!
#agatha all along#bloodpotions#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#agatha harkness#lilia calderu#rio vidal#bloodpotions baby#eheehehehee baby aus#fanfiction#agatha all along fanfic#glamma lilia my beloved#now i have personally never been pregnant but#pregnant! Alice?#a mood#such a mood#jen’s very patient with her#anxious mom-to-be with serious generational trauma x her exasperated loving midwife/baby mama#they’re in love your honor#tw: pregnancy#tw: childbirth
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[ID: a drawing of mitzi mozzarella's hard luck bears retrofit from gullivers. she is a gray bear with blonde pigtails and a sunhat, with flowers in her hair and around the rim of the hat. she's wearing a soft rainbow plaid shirt and a pink overalls dress with white polka dots. she has one paw on her hip and the other in the air, and she's holding pigtails. /end ID]
they finally gave gulliver mitzi (or as i like to call her, ditzi) pom poms! as ugly as the others are, she and dook actually look cute. i like to think they're a really enthusiastic rockafire cover band
#art#rock afire explosion#rockafire explosion#mitzi mozzarella#hard luck bears#gullivers kingdom#ditzi my beloved#rae
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religiously checking every ten minutes in the next hour if agatha all along new ep is out yet bc im insane
#bro shoutout to my brothers gf for having disney plus (but also not telling me until like 3 days ago 😭)#but im grateful bc it means i don’t have to wait an extra day for someone to upload it to dodgy sites (myflixer my beloved)#better late than never so shoutout to you queen#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha x rio#agatha harkness x rio vidal#rio vidal#patti lupone#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#i cant even imagine now waiting even just one more day to watch the ep im so insane#but shoutout to my flixer tho that shit has my back always#i will never forget my roots even if fandom family members have steaming services that i need
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Alice Wu-Gulliver, my beloved.
#alivewuigulliveredit#alice wu gulliver#agatha all along#aaaedit#agathaallalongedit#mcuedit#marveledit#marvel#mcu#ali ahn
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Zhongli plays Animal Crossing - some headcanons.
★彡modern au of course, Zhongli is silly
Lending Zhongli your Animal Crossing copy was honestly one of the best decisions ever made, honestly:
“So, am I to help these animals cross the road?"
"You don't, my love."
"Then why is it titled 'Animal Crossing?'"
He's pleasantly surprised when he finds out he needs to build an island paradise for a bunch of furry friends, as he calls them. He already has a few ideas in mind, he says.
He names his island "Liyuef"... he meant to put Liyue but didn't know how to backspace.
Zhongli...dear, sweet Zhongli treats all of his villagers like real people. When he accidentally bonks one on the head with his net, he gets SO sad. "Oh, please pardon me, Sprinkle...I did not mean to...oh! I did it again. It was not my intention, I assure you, miss Sprinkle. Please do not be angry..."
He also gets sad when a villager asks to move out, but he accepts it with grace. "Who am I to deny their wishes?" he'd say, as he lets his beloved Wolfgang go.
"Zhongli, they're literally fictional..."
Gulliver is an interesting character to him. "This bird washed up on my island...he'd been drinking, no doubt. He reminds me of a certain bard." And when Gulliver gifts him something after he locates all his phone parts, Zhongli says "Ah, thank you Barbatos...I mean Gulliver."
And when Redd visits, he doesn't even need an online art guide...he knows real from fake because he's just that knowledgeable about art. That sly fox's got nothing on this old man.
Zhongli also eagerly listens to everything Blathers has to say, fascinated by all the wildlife that can be caught around the island. Sometimes at dinner he'd relay these facts to you. "Darling, today the owl friend told me that sturgeons can.."
Zhongli’s used to having other people pay for his stuff. So when he finds out he needs to pay off his loans, bridges and stairs by himself, he’s a little put off, but works hard to accumulate enough bells to pay everything off himself.
Speaking of bells…man has NO fiscal responsibility at. All. He buys out the shop and boutique on a regular basis even if he has no need for what they’re selling, simply because “Ah, but the little raccoon children have worked hard to procure these items for me, so it is only fair that I thank them, yes?”
TERRAFORMING is his absolute favourite thing to do! He likes to make random chunks of land all over Liyuef because they remind him of how he can harness Geo energy :)
And honestly, he has such an eye for design and detail. Liyuef is soon well-adorned with beautiful pathways, tastefully-placed monuments and flowers, and an artfully arranged neighbourhood, almost reminiscent of the real-life Liyue it was meant to mimic. “Darling, miss Isabelle has given my land a rating of five stars!”
Soon, Liyuef becomes a thriving paradise, and he's happy :) he thanks you for showing him the crossing of the animals <3
#zhongli#sini writes#genshin impact#zhongli x reader#genshin#genshin x reader#zhongli x you#fluff#animal crossing
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Who me :3
more Villains!Bloodpotions from my last post
huge thanks to whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx for inspiring me to expand on this >:3
in case its hard to read, more info under the cut!
Darkhold!Jen
like canon Jen but dialed up to an 11
not actually EVIL, just morally grey
uses the Darkhold to help her expand her skincare empire a la Devil Wears Prada (much to the fury of Agatha, who keeps trying to steal the Darkhold back a la Wil E Coyote
Guard Tiger!Alice
made a deal with Jen
Jen keeps the curse at bay in exchange for protection
the curse still hurts Alice, but won't kill her
wears a mask to hide the burns from the curse
year of the tiger
#my shaylasss#I love them so much#jen’s alt design could step on me and I would die happy#and SLICK BACK ALICE MY BELOVED#10/10#love them so much#but Alice my poor baby </3#dw Jen will kiss it better#agatha all along#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#bloodpotions#fanfiction#fanart#agatha harkness#alice wu gulliver x jennifer kale#jennifer kale x alice wu gulliver#agatha all along fanart
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alice fic!!
i wrote a silly fic about alice wu-gulliver, my beloved
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60662980
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