#Gulliver my beloved

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[hexy-lynesdein]

Marriage between a woman who loves to hug (Alice) and a woman who gives the best hugs (Lilia). That's it, ty for coming to my ted talks 😁

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

I know a lot of people are upset at Agatha- but I genuinely believe she didn’t understand the significance of what she had done until it was too late and then she regretted it.

Obviously at first she could not control it, as anyone who shoots power to her she just begins to absorb it, and I’ve seen people say “well then she did movement with her hands as if she was pulling the power towards her”

Agatha has been powerless so long, it’s almost like the second she gets her hands on some she can’t really control herself- she needs a fix, like an addict.

So on one hand I think it’s fair to see her as partly responsible,

I think that on the other hand Agatha recognised it as power but not necessarily the power of a friend who she was slowly killing - as if she was in a trance.

Which I think is further showed when she snaps out of this trance-like state when her sons name is said.

I think on her face, she genuinely is regretful and shocked at what she did- because she didn’t want to do that, she didn’t want to hurt Alice- who was protecting her.

She doesn’t want to be like this. She doesn’t want to do this, “I can be good, please” She’s terrified her mother is right about her- she’s terrified she is as evil as everyone says she is.

[randomnessoffiction]

Me at the "Agatha All Along" writers for what they did to my fave:

[citrusbud]

doodling my little guys

[belethlegwen]

We've been through this, it's Ewan McGreggor as Obi Wan.

Gulliver's Travels by steamey

[the-queen-of-cups1500]

I wantttttttt asks, send me asks about AAA or patti lupone or.. me !

[kombi-amarela]

omg rio is so hot and ALICE PLS COME BACK THE KIDS MISS YOU

[mistysgardenn]

one thing i did like about this episode was the other witches showing up during the billy flashback. i screamed when he walked into that tent and lilia was there, and when alice was the cop helping at the car accident, and him pulling up jen’s video

[screechwhisper]

So Alice is in 8 episodes... I'm feeling pretty optimistic 🥺💜💚

[dailyanimatronics]

[ID: a drawing of mitzi mozzarella's hard luck bears retrofit from gullivers. she is a gray bear with blonde pigtails and a sunhat, with flowers in her hair and around the rim of the hat. she's wearing a soft rainbow plaid shirt and a pink overalls dress with white polka dots. she has one paw on her hip and the other in the air, and she's holding pigtails. /end ID]

they finally gave gulliver mitzi (or as i like to call her, ditzi) pom poms! as ugly as the others are, she and dook actually look cute. i like to think they're a really enthusiastic rockafire cover band

[imorynn]

She hadn't looked at herself in a while, not like that. And despite the visible marks of life—a few additional wrinkles here and there, her breasts sagging a bit more, the loose skin on her stomach stretched from the pregnancy—when she ran her hand over her curves and cupped her breasts, she still felt the spark, the burning under her skin, the need to be desired.

"You still got it, mamma," she told her reflection, smirking, and sauntered off, grabbing a bottle of red and a glass on the way.

HELL FUCKING YES YOU STILL GOT IT, MAMMA -

“Oh, my darling. Oh, honey..." Lilia cupped your cheek, and you bit your lip to stop more tears from spilling.

The nicknames just healed something in me —

You hesitated. Surely, you couldn't—but you wanted to. Oh, god, you wanted to touch her there. But it would be wrong. So wrong. By now, you'd been staring at her bosom—glistening with residue dampness from her bath—for too long already, pondering what to do. So you told yourself, "Screw it," and reached out to wipe the bit of cream away from the top of her breast and licked it from your thumb.

Ma’am, the build up is fucking insane and I am feral and yearning for something 😭😭😭

Her fingers curled around your arm. "How much do you need for the record?"

“You can't be serious."

"I am, baby." She shifted in her seat, turning her body to face you, and slid her hand down to clasp around yours. The veins on the back of it protruded as she gripped firmer, light moonlight catching on them. "I believe in you," she said, lower, dropping almost to a whisper. "You've got a beautiful voice, and mamma wants to see you shine."

Fucking knew she was doing this for us . The description of her hands was beautiful and stirred my heart😭

She held you just right. Soft and warm, peach-scented. Your nose brushed against the wrinkled skin of her neck; it had this special texture only older women had, gentler, smoother, drier but not unpleasantly so, like velvet. Your fingers wound into her hair and tugged her closer; you breathed her in and burrowed deeper into her presence. The moment didn't pass like so many others; it stayed. Your lips came into contact with her skin by chance, but they didn't leave by choice. You kissed her neck, a tentative one, a bolder one, crawling up to her jaw.

Her fingers curled into your back, she inhaled shakily, and you drew back. Your eyes flitted between hers and her mouth; you closed the gap and brushed your lips to hers, locking, lingering. Tender and unhurried, slow craving.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

wait. wait wait wait wait.

Lilia sighed into the kiss and pulled away, drawing her lips inward as if to lick you off them, but your hand was still on the back of her neck and hers behind your ear. She leaned in again and pressed her cheek against yours, hugging you even tighter and stroking your hair. "I'm so sorry," she whispered. "That shouldn't have happened. Perdonami, dolcezza. Perdonami—ti prego."

"Lilia, no," you breathed and got even quieter when you said, "I want you."

She drew in a long breath through her nose and released you, shifting back into the driver's seat and settling her hands on the steering wheel. She closed her eyes for a moment, and her hand shook as she reached for the gear stick, started the engine, and reversed out of the parking space and onto the road.

…

She nodded, and you heard a sniffle when she returned to her seat. You closed the door and all but ran away to the door of your apartment building and went inside as her red taillights disappeared in the night.

My emotions and hormones are scattered all over the damn place right now — but the sapphic yearning is BLAZING ANC ACHING RIGHT NOW😭but overall this was a FANTASTIC AND BEAUTIFUL READ AND IM FUCKING LOOKING FORWARD FOR WHATS NEXT TO COME !!!!! 🫂🤧💞

🍷Illicit Affairs🍷┃ Ch. 3

Lilia Calderu x fem!reader

wc: ~ 3.2 k

summary: Lilia has a stressful day at work and wants nothing more than to enjoy a hot bubble bath—but she is interrupted.

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All of Lilia’s pants had been in the washing this morning, leaving her with no other choice but to wear a pencil skirt that she didn’t dare bend over in for fear it might rip. The new concierge had been paying her enough attention today without the need for a spectacle. Who was she kidding? She would’ve laughed her pretty ass off if it would’ve happened. 

She drove home through the dense autumn fog after her shift and nearly ran into an unfortunately positioned trash can, but after a day of yelling at people to get their shit together because the hotel inspectors were bound to show up any day now as they did every year, she didn’t have an ounce of energy left to work herself up about it. Her scalp ached from a day of wearing her hair tightly pinned up, even now that she’d tugged it loose. 

In her driveway, she left the car without her parka but regretted it as soon as she'd stepped out. She was plucking the house keys from her bag when the front door opened. Alice came out with her hair curled and a tinge of scarlet on her lips that matched the ends of her fringe—a highly unusual sight. 

"Mh, where are you going?" Lilia sang. 

"Just Stephen's."

"Stephen." She weighed the name on her tongue. "He has a name. So it's serious."

"Well, we've had a few nice dates, and he's—he's a good guy, mamma, I promise. Even mom said so, and she—"

The house key dug into her palm as she clenched her fist around it. "Lorna has met him?"

“He was in the area, and—and you don’t like men.”

She huffed, blinking the ache away, swallowing, and nodded. While she might not have the same interest in men that Lorna did, she would have hoped Alice knew she would never mock her for dating one. Didn't she know that she loved her no matter what?

Alice sighed, a breath heavy with guilt. “Are you mad, mamma?”

“No.” She stepped closer and fixed Alice's lipstick with the edge of her red nail, holding her face between thumb and index finger. The smile didn't reach her eyes. “Just sad.”

Alice pulled her into a hug and squeezed tight, squishing her cheek against Lilia's as she'd done since she was a little girl. Lilia put her hand on the back of her head and felt the hurt in her chest melt away. Even when she drew away, Alice kept her arms looped around her neck, and Lilia put her hands on them, rubbing her thumbs in crescents. "You look beautiful, piccinia. Bellissima."

"Thanks." Alice smiled and let go of her. "I'm off now." She kissed Lilia's cheek. "Don't wait up for me."

She set about to leave, but Lilia stopped her with a hand on her shoulder. "Wait. Have you heard from my docezza? She left so suddenly after the concert—"

"She cancelled band practice this week. Not sure what's going on, but I'll give her a call tomorrow."

Lilia took the information in, but it did nothing to quell her worries. Her mind went spinning with possibilities of what could've happened. "Va bene. Have fun, my love." 

"Bye, mamma."

She ran off with a wave, and Lilia looked after her for a moment before going inside. It was quiet. Her house was hardly ever quiet. Having Alice live with her again after the divorce had ensured it stayed that way, but now she was once again leaving the nest. When Alice had first left for college, it had thrown her into a midlife crisis that had led to her ripping the tapestry off the walls one night and then renovating the whole house. This time, she was developing a crush on the sinfully much younger best friend of her daughter.

She tossed everything aside—her bag, her coat, her shoes—and went to the bathroom to open the tap and draw herself a hot bath. Letting the water run, she headed for the bedroom to fetch her bathrobe, reading glasses, and the copy of Wicked Witch on her nightstand. While she was at it, she let her clothes pool at her feet and stood naked in front of the floor-length mirror. 

-> continue

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

religiously checking every ten minutes in the next hour if agatha all along new ep is out yet bc im insane

[klausicle]

Alice Wu-Gulliver, my beloved.

[dragon-ascent]

Zhongli plays Animal Crossing - some headcanons.

★彡modern au of course, Zhongli is silly

Lending Zhongli your Animal Crossing copy was honestly one of the best decisions ever made, honestly:

“So, am I to help these animals cross the road?"

"You don't, my love."

"Then why is it titled 'Animal Crossing?'"

He's pleasantly surprised when he finds out he needs to build an island paradise for a bunch of furry friends, as he calls them. He already has a few ideas in mind, he says.

He names his island "Liyuef"... he meant to put Liyue but didn't know how to backspace.

Zhongli...dear, sweet Zhongli treats all of his villagers like real people. When he accidentally bonks one on the head with his net, he gets SO sad. "Oh, please pardon me, Sprinkle...I did not mean to...oh! I did it again. It was not my intention, I assure you, miss Sprinkle. Please do not be angry..."

He also gets sad when a villager asks to move out, but he accepts it with grace. "Who am I to deny their wishes?" he'd say, as he lets his beloved Wolfgang go.

"Zhongli, they're literally fictional..."

Gulliver is an interesting character to him. "This bird washed up on my island...he'd been drinking, no doubt. He reminds me of a certain bard." And when Gulliver gifts him something after he locates all his phone parts, Zhongli says "Ah, thank you Barbatos...I mean Gulliver."

And when Redd visits, he doesn't even need an online art guide...he knows real from fake because he's just that knowledgeable about art. That sly fox's got nothing on this old man.

Zhongli also eagerly listens to everything Blathers has to say, fascinated by all the wildlife that can be caught around the island. Sometimes at dinner he'd relay these facts to you. "Darling, today the owl friend told me that sturgeons can.."

Zhongli’s used to having other people pay for his stuff. So when he finds out he needs to pay off his loans, bridges and stairs by himself, he’s a little put off, but works hard to accumulate enough bells to pay everything off himself.

Speaking of bells…man has NO fiscal responsibility at. All. He buys out the shop and boutique on a regular basis even if he has no need for what they’re selling, simply because “Ah, but the little raccoon children have worked hard to procure these items for me, so it is only fair that I thank them, yes?”

TERRAFORMING is his absolute favourite thing to do! He likes to make random chunks of land all over Liyuef because they remind him of how he can harness Geo energy :)

And honestly, he has such an eye for design and detail. Liyuef is soon well-adorned with beautiful pathways, tastefully-placed monuments and flowers, and an artfully arranged neighbourhood, almost reminiscent of the real-life Liyue it was meant to mimic. “Darling, miss Isabelle has given my land a rating of five stars!”

Soon, Liyuef becomes a thriving paradise, and he's happy :) he thanks you for showing him the crossing of the animals <3

[razpb3rryshortcak3]

alice fic!!

i wrote a silly fic about alice wu-gulliver, my beloved

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60662980