#Gulliver my beloved

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[five-milfs-and-a-twink]

Rio: *walks by* Alice: I'd hit that Lilia: I know you don't like her and find her terrifying but violence is never the answer Alice: right yeah violence...that's what I meant...I'd hit that with my fists Agatha: Hey me first

[hexy-lynesdein]

Marriage between a woman who loves to hug (Alice) and a woman who gives the best hugs (Lilia). That's it, ty for coming to my ted talks 😁

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

I know a lot of people are upset at Agatha- but I genuinely believe she didn’t understand the significance of what she had done until it was too late and then she regretted it.

Obviously at first she could not control it, as anyone who shoots power to her she just begins to absorb it, and I’ve seen people say “well then she did movement with her hands as if she was pulling the power towards her”

Agatha has been powerless so long, it’s almost like the second she gets her hands on some she can’t really control herself- she needs a fix, like an addict.

So on one hand I think it’s fair to see her as partly responsible,

I think that on the other hand Agatha recognised it as power but not necessarily the power of a friend who she was slowly killing - as if she was in a trance.

Which I think is further showed when she snaps out of this trance-like state when her sons name is said.

I think on her face, she genuinely is regretful and shocked at what she did- because she didn’t want to do that, she didn’t want to hurt Alice- who was protecting her.

She doesn’t want to be like this. She doesn’t want to do this, “I can be good, please” She’s terrified her mother is right about her- she’s terrified she is as evil as everyone says she is.

[randomnessoffiction]

Me at the "Agatha All Along" writers for what they did to my fave:

[citrusbud]

doodling my little guys

[the-queen-of-cups1500]

I wantttttttt asks, send me asks about AAA or patti lupone or.. me !

[kombi-amarela]

omg rio is so hot and ALICE PLS COME BACK THE KIDS MISS YOU

[mistysgardenn]

one thing i did like about this episode was the other witches showing up during the billy flashback. i screamed when he walked into that tent and lilia was there, and when alice was the cop helping at the car accident, and him pulling up jen’s video

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

AAA Incorrect Quotes But It’s For A ✨Very Specific ✨AU of mine

(Okay it’s literally just an excuse to blab about these cuties and their baby, because I love them)

Alice, handing Agatha and Lilia each an ultrasound picture: :)

Lilia: *gasp*

Alice: :) :)

Agatha: …thank you?

Lilia, grabbing Alice’s arms: This is YOURS?!

Alice: *happy nodding*

Agatha: ??? What are we shrieking about? Are you dying?

Alice, pausing while hugging Lilia: Wha- no, I’m pregnant! Those are ultrasound pictures!

Agatha: Oh, THAT’S what those look like? Oh, that makes SO much more sense.

Jen: Seriously?

Agatha, shrugging: The only time I’ve been pregnant was in the 1750s, and I haven’t exactly been a popular guest at baby showers since.

Jen: You’re an absolute fucking dork, you know that?

Alice, cuddling up to her with the biggest puppy dog eyes she’s ever seen: But I’m YOUR dork, right?

Jen, sighing: Yeah, you’re my dork.

Alice: :)

Jen, walking into a room: Um.

Alice, lying on the floor: Hey, babe.

Jen: …why?

Alice: S’good for your back?

Jen: Alice.

Alice: …I crouched down to pick up my phone and now I’m stuck.

Jen: Ah. Do you need help?

Alice: No!

Jen: Alice.

Alice: …yes.

Rio: I was bored earlier, so I went around and moved everything I could find to the edges of the surfaces they were on.

Lilia: …why?

Rio: So I could do this.

Rio, calling into the kitchen: Alice!

Alice, turning around and promptly knocking the bowl Rio moved off the counter: Yeah?

Rio: :)

Lilia: -_-

Alice: *deep sigh*

Alice, turning back around: You’re picking that up.

Jen: Ugh, I’ve had SUCH a craving for matcha lately. The baby must like it.

Agatha: You’re not even pregnant!

Jen, clutching her mug indignantly: Um, solidarity!

Alice, squeezing Jen’s hand: I love you.

Jen, kissing her forehead: I love you too.

Alice: You know you don’t have to say it back just because I said it, right?

Jen: …you’re joking.

Alice, who’s actively in labor with their daughter: Sometimes I need to make sure!

[dailyanimatronics]

[ID: a drawing of mitzi mozzarella's hard luck bears retrofit from gullivers. she is a gray bear with blonde pigtails and a sunhat, with flowers in her hair and around the rim of the hat. she's wearing a soft rainbow plaid shirt and a pink overalls dress with white polka dots. she has one paw on her hip and the other in the air, and she's holding pigtails. /end ID]

they finally gave gulliver mitzi (or as i like to call her, ditzi) pom poms! as ugly as the others are, she and dook actually look cute. i like to think they're a really enthusiastic rockafire cover band

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

religiously checking every ten minutes in the next hour if agatha all along new ep is out yet bc im insane

[klausicle]

Alice Wu-Gulliver, my beloved.

[dragon-ascent]

Zhongli plays Animal Crossing - some headcanons.

★彡modern au of course, Zhongli is silly

Lending Zhongli your Animal Crossing copy was honestly one of the best decisions ever made, honestly:

“So, am I to help these animals cross the road?"

"You don't, my love."

"Then why is it titled 'Animal Crossing?'"

He's pleasantly surprised when he finds out he needs to build an island paradise for a bunch of furry friends, as he calls them. He already has a few ideas in mind, he says.

He names his island "Liyuef"... he meant to put Liyue but didn't know how to backspace.

Zhongli...dear, sweet Zhongli treats all of his villagers like real people. When he accidentally bonks one on the head with his net, he gets SO sad. "Oh, please pardon me, Sprinkle...I did not mean to...oh! I did it again. It was not my intention, I assure you, miss Sprinkle. Please do not be angry..."

He also gets sad when a villager asks to move out, but he accepts it with grace. "Who am I to deny their wishes?" he'd say, as he lets his beloved Wolfgang go.

"Zhongli, they're literally fictional..."

Gulliver is an interesting character to him. "This bird washed up on my island...he'd been drinking, no doubt. He reminds me of a certain bard." And when Gulliver gifts him something after he locates all his phone parts, Zhongli says "Ah, thank you Barbatos...I mean Gulliver."

And when Redd visits, he doesn't even need an online art guide...he knows real from fake because he's just that knowledgeable about art. That sly fox's got nothing on this old man.

Zhongli also eagerly listens to everything Blathers has to say, fascinated by all the wildlife that can be caught around the island. Sometimes at dinner he'd relay these facts to you. "Darling, today the owl friend told me that sturgeons can.."

Zhongli’s used to having other people pay for his stuff. So when he finds out he needs to pay off his loans, bridges and stairs by himself, he’s a little put off, but works hard to accumulate enough bells to pay everything off himself.

Speaking of bells…man has NO fiscal responsibility at. All. He buys out the shop and boutique on a regular basis even if he has no need for what they’re selling, simply because “Ah, but the little raccoon children have worked hard to procure these items for me, so it is only fair that I thank them, yes?”

TERRAFORMING is his absolute favourite thing to do! He likes to make random chunks of land all over Liyuef because they remind him of how he can harness Geo energy :)

And honestly, he has such an eye for design and detail. Liyuef is soon well-adorned with beautiful pathways, tastefully-placed monuments and flowers, and an artfully arranged neighbourhood, almost reminiscent of the real-life Liyue it was meant to mimic. “Darling, miss Isabelle has given my land a rating of five stars!”

Soon, Liyuef becomes a thriving paradise, and he's happy :) he thanks you for showing him the crossing of the animals <3

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Who me :3

more Villains!Bloodpotions from my last post

huge thanks to whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx for inspiring me to expand on this >:3

in case its hard to read, more info under the cut!

Darkhold!Jen

like canon Jen but dialed up to an 11

not actually EVIL, just morally grey

uses the Darkhold to help her expand her skincare empire a la Devil Wears Prada (much to the fury of Agatha, who keeps trying to steal the Darkhold back a la Wil E Coyote

Guard Tiger!Alice

made a deal with Jen

Jen keeps the curse at bay in exchange for protection

the curse still hurts Alice, but won't kill her

wears a mask to hide the burns from the curse

year of the tiger

[razpb3rry-shortcak3]

alice fic!!

i wrote a silly fic about alice wu-gulliver, my beloved

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60662980